I Worked Nights At A Bici Shop

Spooky time. Get you a diaper, old chap! Cause it's spooky time up in here! Yeah! Yeah, it's spooky time.

What time is it, Jack? What time? What time is it? Fuck!

What time?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Spooky time.

Zoe with the five gifted. Huh Spooky Zoe with the five gifted. Thank you. So we would the five gifted appreciate that Appreciate that Zoe. Thank you

Let's go This dev has made some absolute bangers in the past So I expect nothing different here like this dev has dropped some

Bops

Rants with the five. Thank you Kobe I made that on everything I love I did I made that i'm dead serious Hold on one second. One second. One moment. One moment.

One moment.

One moment. One moment.

Lock in.

Night. Night BC.

I hope I said that right. Night BC. I hope I said that right. I should wash my hands and face. Wow. Y'all have never done this, huh chat? Don't lie.

Whoa! Yes, huh, Chad? Don't lie. Whoa!

Oh, dude, if there wouldn't have been a sensitivity slider, this game would have been unplayable. That was only at 50%. Let's see what it's like at 100. . That's about right. Two percent on the mouth sensitivity. Two percent. sensitivity 2% that's life and it's still debatably too high all right let's go to bathroom had to grind for this view chat had to okay where we at we were just my house life oh my goodness I don't told

y'all had to grind for this view big dog dude the most disgusting part is the sensitivity is borderline still too high but it's fine. This bathroom is huge! Oh my goodness! My stomach is rumbling. I think I should order something from outside

double cheeseburger with mayonnaise and cheese

Can I get a large order of fries? Give me like a sweet tea with that too and a apple pie Appreciate it

Hey, he said order something from outside, Chad. I mean,

pictures.

Okay.

What's the food number I Just docked somebody in the chat by the way, I'm sorry I

Just leaked somebody in the chat. I'm so sorry. Is there a number for something to eat? Okay. What is this?

June 15th

Okay Shopping list milk eggs bread and cheese. Okay, pretty pretty straightforward What's this? 5 5 5 4 2 1 3. Chat remember that. 5 5 5 4 2 1 3. That's the pizza.

Beautiful. Skinny Pizza, how may I help you?

Is there not a next dialogue button? Oh my goodness! Of course, which of our pizzas would you prefer? Can I have the egg and Turkish sausage pizza from your breakfast menu? That sounds good. I'm not going to lie, that sounds good right there. Certainly, would you like a medium or a large?

I'm going to stick with a medium today. See, let it be medium sized. Egg pizza, egg pizza, you never, have you never had a breakfast hot pocket? It's kind of the same thing. Chad, have y'all ever had a breakfast They're so good! I got to think about I almost died

That's how good they are even thinking about him almost makes you die

I literally just joined. Well, you're banned cuz why are you late? Thank you your order will be with you in about 15 minutes Wow, that's quick I Can't just wait idly until it's delivered. Why not? I Can collect my laundry I Might as well take care of those Man. I don't want to do no chores Chat I don't want to do no chores, bro

Man

Y'all mess with the house layout though, I'm not gonna lie to y'all the house layout Kinda cool. I'll be real with y'all the house layout kind of cool Okay, what a laundry room at was that was the thing in here no, oh it was okay laundry, where my laundry at? Where am I, where am I? Oh, do I got some dirty laundry somewhere? Somebody said the backyard, Bubba. Bubba.

The backyard. I apologize for doubting you. I do. You know what I don't like though. There's no back door But it's fine

Okay

This is such a vibe chat y'all mess with this backyard bro. This this backyard so tough. Oh my goodness. This is a vibe I'm talking vibe ski Okay, there's there's of my clothes right there. Here's another one. Watch how fast I can fill this bar up. You ready?

World record. Time me on this one. Time me. Three, two, one. Ah, I fell off. That could have been a lot better take the laundry basket and bring it to your room Okay

Okay, let's bring it to the room can't see none but it's I That's got to be a world record right chat gotta be I mean gotta be Dude i'm not gonna lie this house nice Okay open oh no, hold on All right, let's put the laundry in the room real quick There we go now what

I hear footsteps. I hear footsteps.

Does he have a clown mask on?

You hope you get better, Gemini. Thank you, Kitty, thank you. Does he have a clown mask on? You hope you get better, Gemini. Thank you, Kitty. Thank you. Okay.

Good afternoon. Here's your order. Thank you.

Didn't you come by motorcycle? The motorcycle broke down so I bought it with a shopping cart. Huh, it's not important, how much does it cost?

Only $3.

I need a conversion now! There's gotta be a nerd in the chat that's got a conversion ready for me!

What is TL

give me a conversion no Sam dolls It's $7.09. Okay what does TL stand for? Turkish TL is Turkish Dollars or something. Turkish Liras. Got it. Got it. Here you go. Take care. You gonna Put that right there. Yo Kitty with the 10, W Kitty with the 10, thank you. Alright we got some pizza, ain't nothing like a good pizza, ain't that right chat? Ain't nothing like a good pizza ain't that right chat ain't nothing like it. Oh

Man look at the steam rolling off of it And it's done steaming I'm sad now I got I feel I feel like somebody watching me I don't know why I just feel like somebody's looking at me. Why is that ladder right there beside the Defense I'll feel like somebody's looking at me. Why is that ladder right there beside the fence? Are we spying on somebody? That don't sound like pizza.

Yo, we're about to see somebody in this window. I know it, I can just tell. Everything's going too good. Darren with the five gifted thank you.

GT.

All right big dog you you done had three slices okay let's go ahead and quit now you could have some for later no okay dude I'm so paranoid I'm so paranoid. Yo, that ringtone is goated. Hello? I am Ethan. Your old BC BC master friend, I got a look up what BC means hold on Wait what Wait, what?

BC bicycle?

That can't be!

How you pronounce it? you. Take the next step in

treating your moderate to severe ulcerative colitis

within tibio. The only gut focused treatment for UC that to pronounce these word from Spanish meaningle. How do you say bicycle in Spanish?

I don't need to know how to say bicicleta! It's BICY! BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC

BC Turkish let me see what this is. BC BC is a light Turkish summer dessert from Adana and Mersin consisting of cornstarch, pudding, shaved ice, fruit, and rose water syrup I finally finally got a definition we're good. I remember, how are you? I'm good.

I need you. Yo, Ethan, you need to relax. Yo, Ethan, you need to calm down a little bit big dog What are you calling? What bro?

Oh

I need to go to another country for my mother. She will have surgery Okay I was wondering cuz why didn't you lead with that? You didn't have to say it. He didn't have to say it how he said that, bro. He could have led with this

and there wouldn't have been no assumptions. That's why I have to leave the shop for a while. I know you haven't worked a night shift for a long time, but you're already used to working at night so it will be easy for you We're the only bcbc shop around and we don't want to lose our customers I've yeah, somebody said bros playing it cool He went for it and then realize it landed flat and then made an excuse after that. That's exactly what happened

That that's literally exactly what happened, huh? I've already bought your ticket. Just prepare your suitcase. We didn't agree to this. Hello We did not agree to this I Guess we did. Okay. I'm packing my things and leaving just like that, huh? There's that easy Big dog we eating the whole pie the whole pie Yeah, you're at this point no reason to not

Free vacation now, we're going somewhere to work. This ain't no vacation. I Packed my things and set off. After a five hour journey, I finally reached Ethan. Ethan? Ethan? Mom, why are you typing in the chat talking about I'm missing your message? Why don't you text me?

In case you see the egg devs laugh at you. No, I didn't but they will be sued

They will be sued

They gonna laugh at me and I'm already suffering?

They're getting sued. We ate dinner together and then I saw him off at the airport with his mother. Now I have to manage the BC shop for a few days. Chat, y'all ever had any BC before?

What was that?

Hold on.

The shop is only open at night anyway. I thought I would wander around and clear my head in the mornings. But now, it's time to start my first shift at the shop. Why did he say it so sinisterly? GG. Let me see what this is. Oh Lord. I am angry. What even is this?

Good stream.

Oh no. Good news is I know exactly what I need to do. And also the good news is we learned a lot today and I did get farther than we were before. The bad news is I am absolutely angry right now and I'm going to take all my clothes off as soon as I in stream. I'm going to sprint down the road completely butt naked until I get arrested, but I might

not have time to get arrested because as I'm running down the road, butt naked, my cheeks are going to be clapping with such proficiency that is going to create a black hole singularity from there that's going to suck up the entire world and observable universe and kill everyone and everything And I will create my own universe is gonna be called queso land and everybody's gonna be a egg and I'm gonna be the only

human

Thanks

Not gonna lie that's facts right there Not gonna lie I agree with everything he said right there I'm not gonna lie. I agree with everything bro said I'm gonna keep it a stack with you. I Do I agree with everything that was stated right there. Dude, if it isn't one part of the candle, it's another. This whole thing will not stay lit for nothing. You didn't need to say all that, but I did though but I did I had to there was no other option that there was the only there was only one option and that was it Well, this place is haunted.

That didn't take long. I'm sweeping, okay. Is there anything to sweep?

Open that real quick. Oh Lord. Okay, this is, I'm not really liking the vibe of this place.

Ooh. Sweepy. Oh lord, okay. This is i'm not really liking the vibe of this place. Ooh Sweepy Sweep Is it sweet Okay got that spot done

How much does this dude paying me for this by the way? Am I getting paid substantially well for doing this on such short notice? Like I better be. Okay, got that one.

Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Okay, got that one Kitty Kitty

Kitty

She was tweaking cuz I was over here sweeping Right, what's that noise who's calling me? Hello? Hey, I'm Ethan. Ethan, I know who you are, dude! I hear footsteps, GG. You are probably thinking, what am I doing here right now,

this dude. Don't worry, it's okay if you don't know how to make BCBC. Is he talking down to me? Before I left, I prepared a small video for you. Enter through the door in the storage room. There is a cassette tape on the TV. Put it in, the video handles the rest.

Oh, and also, my old bed is probably still standing there. You'll have to make do with it for now. I will call you as soon as things get sorted out. See ya. Hey, um, just one second, I'll be right back one second. Um, oh

GG oh lord

Put that mop right there. I'll put it right there. Okay, that's good. Let me go Let me go to the cost of the customer real quick Hey, I never worked here before my friend wanted me to handle the night shift for him. Oh My friend wanted me to handle the night shift for him. Uh, ooh. My friend wanted me to handle the night shift for him. I don't know what I'm doing, so what I'm about to do, I'm about to go watch a training video. I'm be gone for about 30 minutes.

Just wait for a little bit, I'll be back. I'll know how to do it. Appreciate you, big dog. Yo, PC with the five thank you I'll be right back one minute okay instruction video I I was left more confused than I was before I watched it. Yo Case my heart skipped three beats in a row, what's the max? That is the max. I can't believe you're still alive You can get away with two skips. It's to skip beats in a row. I'm pretty sure the max is three

I have no idea how you're alive That is absolutely insane Yo, you that is crazy. Okay, what can I get you? It's going to be about an hour.

Hello.

I hadn't eaten BCBC for a long time. I was surprised to find it here. Can I have one BCBC plain please okay give me a few wait okay give me a few minutes you said BCBC plane I can do that I hope I Okay, let's start with a container. Um. What?

What? Dog!

Sir can you leave? Sir, I, I, I. You want some ice? Here you go. Sir, I really don't. I don't know what to do man.

That's what it looked like he did in the video.

How did he? I'm going to try to up. It worked. Oh my goodness. It worked.

Oh my goodness it worked. Oh my goodness it worked. Dude it actually worked. I'm going to go watch that instruction video. I'll be right back again.

Thank you. Oh, okay. Oh Okay, what did he drop in it right there he dropped something in it and it was like

Was it a starch thing I don't know what I'm making. Is this a plane right here? This is a plane right? Nothing else? Mustard? I mean ketchup. Made with love, sir. Sir.

Sir. Do I gotta put the ketchup on it? Oh my goodness, I didn't.

Again, it's my first day on the job. I'm so sorry. Oh my goodness, I didn't Again it's my first day on the job. I'm so sorry. You're having to wait here all night. I really am It was in the video yeah, but his was plain Boom. Put that in there. Clean. We got that in there.

We're good. Okay. Put some starch in there. Starch is in there.

Beautiful.

Put some powdered sugar in there. Yes. Y'all liking where this is going yo scissor with the tin thank you rose water Lord have mercy, please tell me this is good. I'm out here wasting product.

We're good. Thank you. We're good.

Thank you, may your business be prosperous. Thank you so much, I feel so bad for that guy. Oh my goodness I feel so bad, that took me so long. Chat, that took so long dude. We ain't gonna get no more customers. Darn.

I hear somebody else walking up.

Oh no.

Hey!

How you doing? Hello, it seems like you just started working here. Ah right. Ethan said he would be gone for a few days the other day. Anyway, give me two cokes.

Uh-

OKAY?! Oh, I can do that! Wait, can I do that? Coke, there's one, beautiful. I hope every order's like this. Chat, I need every order to be like this right here.

No joke, this is great. I'm so sorry, one second. We're good. There you are. There's nothing like an ice cold cola in this weather. Thank you sir. May it be easy.

You know what chat these customers are very polite. And I am very happy that these customers are polite. You know, usually when we play these horror games and we're working like a shift somewhere, people are very rude, but I must say, I am glad they are being polite because it's my first day on the job and I'm already overwhelmed.

You know what I mean. Bro got a chain on. Make me a proper BCBC. ♪♪♪ Crispy with the five! The BCBC I got from here the other day was too watery and you barely put any rose water in it. What you mean you?

I wasn't working here the other day. This is literally my first night. Don't you walk up up here. Talk about what an attitude. You ain't never met me before. You done lost your mind, you think you gonna talk to me any old way. I don't know who you think you talking to.

Who do you think you talking to, man?

Please try something, please. Who do you think you talking to man? Please try something, please. Please try something, I will snap you up in here. You ain't about to just talk to me any old way, you ain't about to just think you talk to me like that. Do it well or I'll bring it back. Yeah, bring it back. I double dog dare ya. Yeah, I'm farting and this dude's BCBC right here.

You got me messed up. And he's getting the container that was on the floor. It is what it is. Is there a restroom in here oh oh man man this is not good for you this is not good for you. This is not good for you, sir.

Let me tell you, you're gonna regret you ever thought you could talk to me like this. You will regret this day. One fresh, well-made BCBC coming right up, sir. Thank you so much for your patience. You want some more? Some more?

Oh, you want some straight from the source? Okay, sir, open up! You're welcome. Now, since I started working here, our reviews have been great. I'm going to go add something secret to it that will enhance the flavor a million times over. Be right back. There you go Oh lock that freshness in there there you go sir

wherever Ethan is tell him not to come again. He's gonna catch botulism from that. He's gonna catch hepatitis too. I mean I dipped that thing in the toilet like three times. He is done.

He is done. Deserved though, right? Done Deserved though right type one if it was a serve that was deserved Hey, sir, how you doing? Hey, buddy, I'm new around here the weather is very hot, okay

Can you give me an ice-cold? Wait, what? We make milkshakes? Oh, whoo, about to say ain't nobody tell me about that. Unfortunately, we don't sell milkshakes. Then give me a strawberry ice pop. We ain't got that either big dog Yeah Then give me a vanilla ice cream Chat is this what it's like to work in like actual real-life place like this the people really do this kind of stuff Like brah sir we only sell BC BC cola soda and orange soda that's not available this is not available so give me two sodas. Well chat remember when I said I'm glad the customers aren't rude yeah that changed that changed fast.

One time I listed off our sides to someone and they still asked me if we had onion rings which was not one of the options. Named every side in the world and asked about the one that's not there. Like why? Onion rings are mid anyway and you want to know why? I'll tell you why. Flavor wise, onion rings, I've had this conversation multiple times before and I'm going to have this conversation again

Taste wise, onion rings are very good but the major problem with onion rings are when you bite into them, the whole onion slides out in the first bite and you're left just eating the crust. That literally happens so often it's not even funny. You'll take a bite

out of an onion ring and the whole onion slides out and you're just left with the crust. If that didn't happen, then yeah they're great. But that is so annoying dude. Bruh it's annoying. This shop won't last long, just telling you. Bro, get out of my face. If I were you, I would look for a new job. Buddy, I'm only here to help a friend.

Anyway, thank you. Good work. Man, don't say thank you after you're going to talk down to me like that.

Bro, get out of here. Um. Hello? What? Oh! Yummy! Oh Yummy

Okay, surely the fuse boxes GG Wait, I immediately know this layout There's gonna be a great at the end of this little alley back here on the ground and you can see underground a little bit watch oh My Nerd underground a little bit watch oh my I'm a nerd Lord have mercy okay just a fuse box yes it is Ethan?

What? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Ethan? What? And who are you? I thought you were Ethan. It is giving Hank heel, huh? I bring the newspaper around this time every day.

Why are you in a dark alley behind the restaurant?

I'm not a reporter. I'm a lawyer.

I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I bring the newspaper around this time every day. Why are you in the dark alley behind the restaurant? Ethan wanted it that way. Ethan is gone for a few days.

Is that so? If you talk to Ethan Ethan say hello for me. Have a good shift. Are you serious? Are you serious? I ain't picking that up! You ain't about to disrespect me. I'm not picking that up. You got me all the way messed up. How you doing?

If there's ever a situation and somebody does that to you, chat, don't ever pick it up. Don't give them the satisfaction of they threw something on the ground and then you pick it up. You just leave it laying there. There ain't no way you about to disrespect me like that.

Is this a cop?

May it be easy. I'll take a BCBC and a soda. Okay, that was simple, thank you. Okay, ooh, we only got two containers left. Okay, BC BC coming right up, one second. New ice, new ice grading method right there.

That was good. Okay, there we go. Um, BC, BC, here's some more starch right there.

Boom.

More powdered sugar right there. Yep. He said soda, right? Is that what he said?

Soda. Okay.

You want some of that rose water too? I have no idea what rose water is. Is it good, chat? Okay, rose water, let's get that done right there. Get it in the machine to seal that flavor in. Boom, clean.

Clean. I hear more footsteps. One second sir, I'll get your soda. That's what it said right? Soda? Yep, soda.

One second.

Okay, soda. It was these.

Boom.

Oh, I left that open. Oh my goodness, I'm letting all the cold air out

It's literally just water infused with roses that has to be false That has to be false There you go, sir

We are responsible for the safety of these parts. Don't hesitate to let us know if you have any problems. I have had multiple problems already, but I'm not going to snitch. It's okay. Have a good shift. Yo, W-mans for real. What a polite individual. Thank you so much. Am I the only one eating noodles?

I can guarantee you you're not the only person in here eating noodles. I would go as far as to say there's at least 500 people eating noodles in here right now. Yo casket with the five. Thank you That's the thing that's the you know that that that uh that thing I always tell y'all like when you have a massive amount of People in one group there is almost every criteria met like right now. There's a serial killer watching there's fifty four thousand six hundred ninety two people There's 54,692 people.

There is bare minimum, minimum one serial killer out of all those too many people for there not to be. Like if you go to a football game and there's like 50,000 people in an arena, guess what? One of them's a serial killer.

It just, it's too many people for there not to be. It's the same thing as the alien theory. There is simply too many galaxies, stars, and planets for there not to be aliens somewhere. It's a simple numbers thing. There's too much for there not to be.

Same thing as you get a whole bunch of people. There's a serial killer. And something as common as eating noodles out of 54,805 people, There's a serial killer. And something as common as eating noodles out of 54,805 people, there's at least 500. It wouldn't surprise me if a thousand were eating noodles right now. Right now.

You know what else would surprise me? If there was 10 serial killers watching. Type one if you're one of them if you're a serial killer type one what did the objective say by the way I was too busy talking did it say something I don't need that.

Hold on.

Wait, I don't see no trash. Wow, there's a lot of serial killers in here apparently.

Oh my!

This is so disrespectful. Are you serious? This is so disrespe- Have some respect! I'm over here making people food and Are you gonna throw trash outside my store, bro? Come on, man Why you gonna do that for I ain't even did nothing

Captain crunch is where it's at I mean he did nut. Captain Crunch is where it's at. I accidentally killed someone. Does that make me a serial killer? You can stop talking whenever you want to. You couldn't brazen bull that information out of me.

Big dog.

I saw you working here and thought maybe I could help.

With what?

Won't Ethan be here anymore? He was just around here. I see. What's your name? Not even close. The FBI says about 50 active serial killers in the U.S. That's about 1 in 10 million.

Big dog, do you think they have an accurate number of how many serial killers are in the U.S.? You think they know literally anything? That's 50 that they know about. They don't know about the other 5,000 of them. Somebody just typed in chat that was a serial killer. I know for a fact. There's somebody in here, because when I said type one if that was a serial killer. I know for a fact.

There's somebody in here, because when I said type 1 if you're a serial killer, everybody jokingly typed 1. There was somebody that typed 1 that wasn't joking. That's scary, ain't it? Ain't that scary? At least one of those 1's was a 1 that was not joking. At least one of them and they laughing right now. Like he, he, he, he, he, I blend it in.

I'm telling y'all bro. Don't cereal kill me though. You gotta have something to watch. So don't cereal kill me.

I don't even't cereal kill me. I don't even eat cereal that much. You know what I mean? I don't really like strangers.

Maybe Ethan doesn't even know you. I'm a regular customer here. Well good for you! Like... I just asked for your name. Would you leave here? I want to do my job comfortably if you allow it. This is the most passive argument I've ever seen in my life. Okay, I'm leaving.

I won't come back until Ethan arrives. What is going on? Oh, I was looking at the ground. Oh no, he won't come back till Ethan arrives. I'm so sad. Buddy, I didn't want you to be here anyway.

You over here walking up on me while I'm taking the trash out. Bro, we ain't even open yet. Okay, we got some more trash. Yo, finally a horror game with a good flashlight, by the way, this flashlight is so good.

Look at this

Oh my goodness, what a good flashlight All right, we're good watch this kobe Kobe there it is

We good yo marsley with 5 000 bits W Marsley with the 5,000 bits

Yo, what's good Mallory shout out Mallory chat say was good to Mallory was good Mallory. Thank you Yo, it's just a job

We got a customer. It's just a job, we got a customer, it's just a job with 10,000 bits, W it's just a job with the 10,000 bits. Hey Case it's petty cash slash it's just a spider. Last time I donated bits I mentioned it'd been a tough year for me and I watched your streams each day during my unemployment have become the highlight of my year. I'm here today to share good news with you in chat. This dedicated unemployed viewer is now a dedicated employed viewer. I hate to hear that. I'm sorry. Um, I'm sorry. I hate to hear that. Um, at the end of the day, it's just a job. You know what? No, I'm

proud of you. It's just a job. Thank you for the 10,000 bits. I'm glad you got a job. Thank you. Somebody said, sorry for your loss.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, no, I'm proud of you though. Glad you got a job. Appreciate that, man. Hey, how you doing? Was you here yesterday? Was you that first customer yesterday?

You was very polite and you were patient. Hey, do you doing? Was you here yesterday? Was you that first customer yesterday? You was very polite and you were patient. Hey, do you know what happened? What? A murder was committed yesterday in the park, 10 minutes away from here.

That ain't good.

The person killed was a drug dealer. Okay. Anyway, can you give me two orange sodas? Just that casual, huh? Just that casual? That casual.

Goes to tell me there was a murder committed ten minutes away from here. What did he say he wanted? He said orange sodas, right, Chad? Is that what he said. What did he say he wanted? He said orange sodas, right? Chad, is that what he said?

What'd he say? He said yellow. Sir, I fear we don't have any orange sodas, but we got yellow.

I hope that works. Oh, it is yellow, nevermind, we're good. Okay, another yellow Cola right there, we're good. Boom, there you go, sir. Thank you, good luck with your work. What a polite individual, W-mans for real, thank you.

Thank you. with your work what a polite individual w man's for real thank you thank you

hey

what are you doing Why does he have a bottle of beer on his shoulder like a pirate with like a toucan? Why are you messing in the trash. What do you mean? Instead of putting my dirty socks in the hamper, I was throwing them from a distance. Because I mostly missed the basket, some of them were falling around the basket. When my wife saw this, she threw all my socks in the trash.

That sounds like an unbelievable overreaction to the point to where I don't believe it. There is no way, there's no way that's real.

And are you trying to get him back now? Yes. I don't have any socks to wear when I go to work tomorrow.

That is what it is. Hey, how you doing? I'll be right with you. Hey, what can I get you? I heard on the news today that a doctor went insane. What? He scared the entire hospital. They say the man went crazy. Dr. Mundo?

It's Dr. Mundo from League of Legends. Gotta be. Mundo go where he pleases. That's exactly what he be saying. Can you give me a plain BCBC and a Coke with it? Yes I can

Plain bcbc with a coke Coming right up ma'am. You got the first one of the day right here There we go, let's get let's get this right here boom

See when I first got this job chat, I thought was gonna be too confusing, but we really got it down. We're good There we go the ice grading technique is unmatched by the way unmatched Okay starch. There we go. Boom Get some powdered sugar chat powdered sugar is so good Have y'all ever had a funnel cake with the powdered sugar on top of it? Oh my goodness, dude.

A funnel cake with, oh man. It don't even make no sense. Something like that is so good it shouldn't exist. It's, it's, oh my goodness, man. It is truly ridiculous how good those things are Okay, there's that and you also wanted didn't you say you wanted a soda

Good evening. See you later. Thank you

Again Again?

Why does the power keep going out? The dude that was looking through the trash ain't there no more. Hello? Is somebody messing with me? There's that newspaper that that dude threw on the ground and I'm still not picking it up because he disrespected me.

I was kind of expecting another jump scare right there but we're good. Best serial killer here just gifted five subs. I told y'all there was a serial killer in here. I literally told you. I told you. Fried Oreos? Wait, were you here yesterday too? I don't remember. Wait, you were rude yesterday. What? Newspaper?

Blackwood newspaper. Even silent towns have their stories. Dr. Hall escapes custody. Dr. Richard Hall,

who was a doctor in the past,

is now in jail. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on. Blackwood newspaper, even silent towns have their stories. Dr. Hall escapes custody. Dr. Richard Hall, who was detained on assault charges following the death of his own son, escaped from his cell last night. GG.

Police reported that Hall was last seen near the old industrial area. Lieutenant Howard warned he might be dangerous, so no one should go that way. Strange noises in town. Metal scraping sounds were reported coming from northern warehouses throughout the night. Announcement. A post office worker noticed some doors left open while delivering morning newspapers.

Police have launched an investigation. Blackwood, silent but sleepless. How you doing? Going outside after yesterday's murder doesn't make any sense at all. There are no clues as to who the killer is, yet you're here.

Can I have two cold sodas? Sure can. Bro's risking his life to get two cold sodas. Relatable. Not gonna lie, relatable. Not even mad at you for it, but I got you right here.

Chat, would you risk your life for two cold sodas like this guy? I think the answer is yes. I do. I mean, I do, man. If you really want a soda, you know, you never know.

It's really hard to work until this hour. I admire you for that. I left 150 tip. Thanks for your good luck with your work. Thank you so much. Oh my goodness. Thank you so much. Wow, what a good guy.

GG

GG GG GG Day three

Hey

day three GG Yo slimy with the five, thank you

Let's go.

Is it the same guy again?

Hey sir, how you doing?

What? You see this don't you? I just shot a man with this gun.

Now it might be your turn. If you don't want that, empty the cash register, but first make a banana and watermelon BCBC. Is he serious? Be fast. I am getting robbed for some food right now.

Unreal. Bruh. Best cereal eater with the five, thank you.

Chad, we ain't gonna have no money in that register. We hardly get any business here. Joke's on him. He's risking going to jail for the rest of his life for probably like 30 bucks. Because buddy, we don't get no customers here. You ain't about to get nothing from this.

I don't know what you thought this was. He's still aiming the gun at me while I'm making his stuff, by the way, can you believe it? Oh, I gotta cut it up, okay Wait a minute I'm going to go ahead in there just for you, sir. Thank you.

Okay, there we go.

Do you gotta aim the gun at me? I don't understand. Do you have to? Do you have to aim the gun at me? I am literally doing you a favor, man. There.

Please leave. Yo, that just scared me so bad. Oh my goodness, that just scared me so bad. You can't prank people like that! That is the dumbest prank you could ever do. Oh my goodness!

That is so dumb!

I tricked you. If I had a shotgun under this counter, buddy, you would not have been laughing. I will use this gun to scare that killer if he comes. If I manage to scare you, I can scare him too this way. I hope the killer will be caught as soon as possible. We're going to come to work tomorrow, this dude's body's gonna be laying in the parking lot.

This dude's dead. This dude is dead. Dude! Can you stop delivering the newspapers like that? I'm sorry, that guy is just, it's ridiculous ma'am. I'm sorry, let me read this real quick. A new murder. A body was found in an empty house on the east side of Blackwood.

Sources say the victim was a former doctor who worked at the hospital. Power outage. Town in darkness. Power is intermittent in many neighborhoods. Announcement. Newspaper distribution has been temporarily suspended. I wonder why. Chucky with the Five thank you hey how you doing good evening can you make me a banana BC BC I sure can thank you so much for

being so polite ma'am I most certainly can do that for you. Yes, I can. That's good customer service, huh, Chad? That's great customer service. Oh, is that me? Okay. There we go. Get that going. Easy. Yep. Okay. Let me get the starch real quick. Uh, boom. There we go. She says you wanted a banana one right I think that what she said banana one yeah what dessert. Here we go right here. There you go. Rose water right here.

Beautiful.

Yep.

Absolutely. Get that going. You say you wanted a drink with it? No drink?

Okay.

Alrighty, ma'am. There you go thank you i wish sweet things really brought people peace during times like these right yeah

there we go

gg There we go. GG. Oh, GG-ski. Chat, GG-ski. Who's back here? Hello? Half sword reference.

He's right behind me isn't he? I am shocked no one is there. Okay there's nothing back here. Can I go back? I am uncomfortable. Type 1 if you're also uncomfortable. There's nothing back here. Why are we doing all this investigating?

We should just be back inside the store. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRO! Don't be afraid, it's me. Didn't I tell you not to come here again? Yes, you did say that.

Get out of here. This is my final warning. When you talk so harshly, I like it even more. Get out of here now. I just wanted to meet you. You think this is Ethan the whole time?

Chad, imagine this is Ethan the whole time? Chat, imagine this is Ethan. Okay, I'll go. We'll meet again.

Shoot! shoot it's you again it's you again. It's you again. Uh huh. I don't understand these women. No matter what we do, we can't please them. Maybe you should start by not being exactly like you are because I hate you too.

The one interaction I had with you was so unpleasant, I was angry for another ten minutes

after you left. I was angry for another ten minutes after you left. I was angry for another ten minutes after you left.

I was angry for another ten minutes hate you too. The one interaction I had with you was so unpleasant I was angry for another 10 minutes after you left. She's giving me attitude First it was Valentine's Day, then it was the anniversary. Wow, you just messing up, huh? Here's a piece of advice from me.

Never get married.

Well, maybe you're actually right. She says I'm a grumpy person. Do you think I am? Yes! You are!

Would you expect me to not agree to that? Yes! You are!

What, you expect me to not agree? A little bit. You are a grumpy person, GG. Anyway, can you give me one orange soda and a banana watermelon BCBC? Why is he like not being extremely rude like he was yesterday? Chad do y'all remember the first shift he was like insanely rude y'all remember

that like insanely rude wait ain't this the guy's order that I put this dude's order in the toilet. Yeah, it is. And he really got the nerve to ask me if I think he's a grumpy person. Like, of course I do. All right, here we go. Yeah.

Oh, hold on.

Put that right there. Throw the knife. Throw the... Why is the knife floating? Let me get that. It's done. It's gonna stay there. Okay. Let me get another knife real quick.

There we go.

Splat! Got it! There's the watermelon. Oh my goodness, I'm messing up. This is not this is not good customer service right now It really ain't Okay, I was expecting that to work not gonna lie, there we go Uh-huh. Get the get the water the rose water on there

Yep There we go. Easy. Get it packaged up real quick. Dude, I want to try one of these chat. Don't you? Bro, I really want to try one of these. And a yellow soda coming right up

Yellow soda boom right there. Absolutely big dog big dog big dog. Thank you There we go, don't roll off please please don't roll

There we go, that'll work. BC or BCBC anyway. Good luck with your shift. He was being too polite this time. He was being way too polite this time. Something's up. Somebody said feces feces yeah I gave him some feces last I showed W stream bye-bye. Have a good night heart emoji where you think you're going

Where do you think you're going You think you just gonna sit there and just be like, oh bye bye good stream at you big dog You ain't going nowhere You done you done lost your mind Thinking you bout to go somewhere Who you think you are big dog should I ban them?

Yo cheese sir with the 20 get this subs W cheese sir with the 20 get that I appreciate that Thank you for the 20 get depreciate you W-20 appreciate that man. Thank you. I Don't know if that's a bad ball fence because it was a really polite It was a really polite It was a really polite Thing there was a heart emoji and everything with it, but it's all good. I'll let it slide

I'll let somebody slide yesterday. They said their wife had to go get a Brain scan I let him go for the free ski Show did wait what's going on? Oh Guy clean the shop my fault. I I don't wanna do no sweeping, bruh! What'd you say? I'll give five subs if I can go now.

Yo, Amber, You ain't going nowhere

I really don't understand what you think you gonna go. What you got? What are you gonna do? You know what what you gonna do Yo, Allison with the five gifted. Thank you, Allison.

I don't understand you talking about I'm a go. I'm a go. I'm a leave. To where? It is 11 38 p.m. On a Monday night.

And you act like you gonna go somewhere. there ain't nowhere to go big dog it's here or nowhere there's nowhere else That's it There are two options. You're either here or you're unconscious So before you think you're gonna be able to sit here and leave, I got news for you, big dog. You ain't. The only excuse that you got to not be up in here is your dad!

And even then I might not let it slide. You could be dead and I still don't think I'd let it slide So there's no winning There's no winning chat it is what it is Okay Somebody said autopsy. Yeah, I remember that story. I told you that dude I worked with He called off top. I he had to get said autopsy yeah I remember that story I told you that dude I worked with he called off top I he had to get an autopsy hey yo my chest hurt

I'm about to die is the store not clean

did I miss a spot? Big dog, I'll put the broom there.

Am I? Oh, I didn't even know that. I didn't even know I had to clean out there. Dude, I remember being a kid you would hear that dude you'd watch like a conspiracy theory video when you was like a kid They'd always had that music playing You'd be like no way y'all remember that get an an X-Files song. Yeah

Yeah

You know what's crazy I barely remember anything from the X-Files no joke Don't you dare tell me okay about to say I thought I missed another spot. Oh Lord it's you again. this dude had an attitude last time. Hello today is my last day here. Before I leave I wanted to taste this BC BC whatever it is one last time. I don't really like watermelon can I just have a banana BC BC? Where you going big dog? Chad where bro going? Let's not forget, let's not forget how rude this

individual was to me. Yo Gina with the five gifted. Thank you Gina with the five gift that I appreciate that. Thank you W Gina for real What'd you say 2,000 bits from mr. Donut. I'm not sure why people are leaving I have you all every night and I'm working right now till 1 a.m PST and writing thesis for my masters

in history, you are always priority. See, a lot of people don't have that like drive and willpower, but it's really that it's as simple as that. But people don't want to hear that though. Then that was not a paid viewer. No, it was not. I saw somebody type that. No, it wasn't. No, stop. That was not paid. That's real. That's just facts. And y'all don't want to see, y'all don't want to see it for what it is. Okay. It is what it is. Chat, I've never paid a chatter in my life. Okay.

Okay.

You think I'm gonna pay some, man. What else you say you wanted? Oh, that's it. I've never seen a dessert like this in our parts. Well done, this looks fantastic. Why is everybody being nice that was rude before?

Have you paid taxes?

Yes.

Unfortunately. Yes, unfortunately. I haven't, lmao. I'm taking a picture of your name and reporting you to the IRS.

Bob pickles, you're done. Yo Bob pickles, you're done Yo, Bob pickles you're done You're done. I'm snitching you are absolutely fried bud

Hey, yo, Bob pickles you are fried

GG yo, Gina with the five. Thank you Gina again with the five. Thank you I'm up with you or something whatever can I have one coke sure Stay right here, I gotta go turn the lights on, the power went out again, that's like the fifth time it's happened. I'm not sure. Jump scare.

What? What is this?

Oh that's that, it's rose water. Maybe I spilled some of that rose water that we have in the store. Yeah, yeah that's what it is. Yeah, ain't that right Chad? I ain't coping, I'm coping.

It's bad. These marks It continues inside Then you know what that means we don't go inside

We leave We leave right now We leave now. No, we don't leave now okay you think this is a prank by that one guy

he's pranking us again Chad oh my goodness big dog What is going on? No, don't kill him, he didn't do nothing!

Oh, he left, we're good. Get in the car and follow the killer?

Excuse me!

Oh, this dude trying to die. He trying to die. This is so, I immediately know the way out of this house. I only see a fraction of it. This is the house from the hit game by 616Devs known as Dad. I was actually in that game. And it's in other games too.

I tried using my phone again. But there was still no signal. After a while I saw the killer leave the house alone. I had to reach the police somehow. This is so dumb. This is so dumb. No one's gonna see this but I have a rash from my booty cheeks rubbing together. Big dog. Y'all say some of the most heinous stuff that you could not, you literally could not ever

force some of this information out of me

Yo, Alan with the team get the W Allen with the 10, thank you

Yes, let's enter into the serial killer's house chat. This is smart. Door locked. Oh darn, I can't get into the serial killer's house. No. Whatever will I do? No, it looks like I gotta leave.

No, no.

They, I'm gonna have to get in here, huh? It is what it is. No, we ain't how to do this. Oh, oh my. The police are gonna show up and they're gonna catch us in this house with all these bodies and guess who's gonna go to jail We are murder with the five get to thank you murder with the five appreciate you

I don't want to go to the basement. Okay, it's locked. Thank you. Let's do what's cooking somebody's arm Am I the longest sub in the chat how long you've been subbed for you've been subbed for 30 months Wow You've been subbed for a hot minute not gonna lie So I'm assuming we need the key to the basement.

We're good.

Excuse me? Oh, you're dead. This is that dude that kept sneaking up on us and scaring us, chat, that's him I want to be out of this house Chat, why are we in here?

Chat why? Why have we in here chat why why have we in here why there is no reason for this I don't know what I don't know what our character thought we were going to be doing but this is dumb crowbar can I have that crowbar

um chat

you need to leave I never wanted to come here. Ding dong with the five gifted thank you. Oh do I need to look for a phone to call the police? I'm gonna call the police from the serial killer's house.

Buddy, never try to be a hero, Chad. Hey, never try to be a hero. There was a phone upstairs, I didn't even peep it, my bad.

Oh, there is, thank you. Mod whoever said it it I don't know who did but mod them Police line state your emergency Please help. There's a crazy man here. He's attacking people. He killed someone in my shop's restroom. Peachy with the five. Thank you, Peachy with the five. Appreciate you.

Calm down. May I have your location? I'm in one of the abandoned houses on the North Road. It should be at the end of Miller Road. That man kidnapped someone. I followed him by car.

He brought him slash her here. I'm inside the house now, but the killer is not here. Okay, I'm dispatching a team. Are you safe right now? For now, but very bad things have happened here. There are a lot of bodies and body parts.

Find the kidnapped person and stay with them in a safe place. The teams will be there in a few minutes. I don't think a dispatcher would ever say find the person. That does not seem like a safe idea. It just doesn't. They'd be like, hey, you need to go hide in a closet

somewhere. You don't need to be looking around. Plus I don't see nobody alive in here. As a dispatcher. No, we would not tell them that you ain't no dispatcher your twitch name is Timothy Thompson No, your name is Timothy Timpson. You ain't no dispatcher And you're a 19 month sub you ain't got no job Oh Timothy Timpson You ain't no dispatcher. You done lost your mind.

Ain't nobody here got no job. Chat, nobody in here got a job. Nah I'm playing, you do got a job. And I'm sure you're great at it, I'm sorry. I did not mean anything, it was a joke. Where is the kidnapped person at? I don't see nobody.

Can I go back outside? Can I just leave? By the crowbar? I'm gonna check in here, maybe there's something in this shed. No there's not, I'm a simpleton. Timothy Timpson just gifted 10 subs. He does have a job. Thank you, Timothy Timpson with the 10 gifted. I will never doubt you again. Thank you. W Timothy. Um, I am rather confused. Aren't you Chad? I don't see the kidnapped. I don't see a live person in here. Dolly with the five. Thank you, Dolly. There's nobody here. Crazy with the five.

Thank you. Thank you. Crazy with the five. I appreciate you, man. Thank you. Need a key to open the basement door. Yeah, but here's the question, right? Where the key at? That's my question. We're in this serial killer's house just walking around. This is not smart.

Yo Ashton with the five. Thank you Ashton. W Ashton. Chat, there ain't nothing here. I'm about to tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Don't make me get butt naked!

Sir, where's the key?

Glop give the five. Yo, glop with the five, thank you. Or gloop with the five, thank you or gloop with the five. Thank you

It's in the lady's hand use a lie Somebody lied. I got a chopper in the car. I got a chopper in the car

Chat I don't see nothing, bruh. I'm not a star. Somebody lied, I got a chopper in the car. Hoo, I got a chopper in the car. There's nothing here. Tell me where the key is or I will kill you. I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'll be right back. This game be going so good and now I can't find a key! Why not? Just tell me where the key is.

I'll go get help and get us out of here. Please just tell me where the key is. I'll go get help and get us out of here. Please just tell me where the key is I'll go get help Yo moon with the five, thank you Kobe I missed that Chat there ain't nothing in the bathroom, bro. I just got a sharp pain in my right side.

GG, it's over.

Man.

This right here, this is something, let me tell you. This really is something.

Ain't this something, chat? I mean, this really is something. is window you missed it big dog big dog wait a minute I'm leaving

okay so the McRib is back oh, I will stay a million miles away from that place. The McRib is one of the most disgusting things literally in the world. The McRib is truly putrid. Like absolutely putrid. Disgusting Yo TTV T20 yo w 23 with the 20 gifted Appreciate that 23 with the 20 gifted w 23 for real. I appreciate that. Thank you 23. Thank you. Appreciate you

No, I'm McRibs nasty check I like a McRib for real I know y'all don't like no McRib action McRib disgusting

McRib action bro, don't make me quit this game this game been so good so far. You really gonna make me quit it big dog

Yo 23 with another 20 again w 23 with another 20 again, I appreciate that for real Thank you 23 don't appreciate you for real. Thank you, man That looks like my egging on skin I'm going to go on the second floor. I'm the only person in the world that's played this game. I don't know how you would know it, but I'm going to trust you. You are modded. Never mind your band, it's just cigarettes. Okay. So many games do this, bruh.

You have such potential and greatness and you just squander it by making me look around like an absolute Humongous for 45 minutes with absolutely no direction until I eventually get lucky and find a key Yo 23 what another team gifted appreciate that 23 what another team gifted, thank you Mod that guy though for real Mod that guy that said it though. Seriously, that's crazy. I don't know how you knew that

Hey, I

Need to find something like a crowbar to rescue him. Good thing I know where it is! Boom. Easy. I can find everything but the key. There you go.

Get yourself out of here.

You have a good one.

Nah, I ain't gonna do that.

I'ma help him Practicing my half sword swings wings. Are you okay? He he's my former colleague. He lost his son years ago.

I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm gonna go get my phone.

I'm gonna go get my phone. When the police arrived at the house they... That was the dumbest five minutes of my life. That was so stupid, dude. Just over and over. When the police arrived at the house, they found many people who had been tortured in the basement. Richard Hale, the doctor he kidnapped was actually his former colleague. Richard's son had a heart condition. He had been told that he wouldn't survive without surgery.

Oh, so the doctor couldn't save him. So he decided to start killing people. But the operation was very risky.

Richard could never accept this.

So he started killing people. But the operation was very risky

Richard could never accept this so he started killing people That night he lost his son and his mind after that moment In a short time he turned into a crime machine. Are you a crime machine chat? One day after the incident ethan returned ethan ethan His mother's treatment had been successful that's good i'm glad to hear that ethan

There was no longer any reason for me to stay in this town. After everything that happened, my only wish was to leave this place behind. That was a good game except for the looking for the key part, not gonna lie. That was actually a great game. Aside from the searching for a key for 45 straight minutes, game of the year. Chat, rate that on a scale of 1 to 10. What are we thinking? That might be game of the year right there. Like the game of all time. Matter of fact, of all time ever. Who even lives in Arkansas? You act like that's crazy for somebody to live in Arkansas.

The only thing separating me from you is a road, bud. Some asphalt and stop signs. That's the only thing separating us. That's the only thing separating us.

That's it.