Do you know what time it is? I think you might know what time it is. SPOOKY TIME! Spooky time! You best get them diapeys on chat! Cause it's spooky time! Spooky time!
Wait, did I crash? Yo, boss with the five. Yo am I good? Wait hold on why's my. Type baloney real quick. Yo why's my stuff doing that?
Hold on. Yo, why's my stuff doing that? Hold on. Hold up. Bologna, we good? Type ham and cheese. Why does it look so bad?
We good bet.
My whole thing froze.
What's going on, cup? Just double wash my hands. Cause I'm a sanitary guy.
Lock in.
Lock in. Lock in. Name of this game.
Whoa!
Analog. Skin off. Weird name for a game. But you know I'm into weird games. Especially, nevermind.
Okay.
Let's go.
It was December of 1997. School had just ended. My friends and I decided to stay at my uncle's house for a few days. The house was in a quiet area, unlike the busy city where where I live where we lived. We were excited to finally be alone. It felt like the perfect escape.
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I like that Lord Oh, not gonna lie like that Lord. Case do you match what cheese it's? Only the white cheddar ones though. Cheese it's, the only good cheese is the white cheddar cheese, not gonna lie. I don't mess with none of the other ones.
I likes me some white cheddar cheese though. But all the other ones, I'm gonna have to pass on that. I'm gonna be real with y'all. I'm gonna have to pass on now and be real with y'all I'm gonna have to pass
Lord have
Uncle The sensitivity is like you'll never believe this but the sensitivity is way too low This my uncle right here? I know your friends are coming tomorrow, but I'm leaving tonight, so the house cannot be unsupervised. There are a few things you have to prepare
before they arrive. I've made a list with the chores you need to do tonight. Okay, I'm cool with that. Chat, this looks nothing like Leon Kennedy. What, what, hello? What, I said, what?
This don't look nothing like Leon. Y'all are unreal. If you have any problems tonight, call me or talk to the neighbor across the street. I ain't gonna do that, but I... Do I get out the car now?
Okay, uncle, thank you for letting us use your house.
How do I get out?
Oh, there's the keys! And the notepad.
Thank you.
I'm a leaf Man I hope the Okay, the sensitivity is a lot better, okay, that's our that's our that must be our to-do list that we got to do
Yo, happy birthday Roman chat tell Roman happy birthday, happy birthday Roman. Appreciate you, happy birthday Roman for real, thank you. Okay which house is our uncle's house? Maybe it's gotta be this one right? Yo it is dark out here. Oh my goodness. This should be the house. Okay, thanks for letting me know. What's that, a mailbox?
Hope he got some lights in the house. He ain't got no lights in the house, GG. Oh, I should switch on the lights. There we go.
Okay, you know what? This ain't bad.
I only have one butt cheek with the five gifted.
Relatable.
Relatable, not gonna lie. Relatable. What not gonna lie relatable What's that a flashlight see why they got me a flashlight right there, what's up? What's up with the flashlight action my hair are you saying I'm gonna need that flashlight You know what so far the house layout ain't too bad. What's in this room? I should turn on the TV I don't like silence you so real for that You so real for that you so real for that and
we're copyrighted oh we're copyrighted for real Yo, them old cartoons was so stupid! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Bro, them old cartoons was goofy! Yo, bucket of chicken with the teen gifted. Okay, chore this. Put every towel and blanket in the basket. Throw every piece of trash in the trash can and then throw away the trash.
Okay, that's not okay there's a cloth where's the where's the clothes basket at what's this room okay little bedroom with little computer set up in it okay I feel you uh any more any more towels or anything in here? No? Okay, cool.
Right.
The light in the bathroom is probably not working. Well, that ain't good. Hey, that ain't good, chat. You know what I mean?
Just saying.
What room is this? Another little bedroom. Okay, we got a towel in here. Yep, that's a towel. What basket am I throwing these towels in? Let's go see what these two rooms are.
What's this, a little dining room? Okay. You know what, chat? I'm not too mad at this house layout so far. We have been in way more creepy houses than this one, so you know what chat I'm not too mad at this house layout so far We have been in way more creepy houses than this one. So, you know what right now I'm mad at it. I'm be real with y'all Okay, we got some kitchen action going yo spook with the 30 get that give me some W's for spook with the 30 get that
Appreciate you spook W spoof for real. Thank you W spoof I appreciate that Another town how many towels do I got only got three out of five? Where's the rest of? What a resident towels and Your pop on the TV going crazy, chat!
What Popeye on there doing?
What you up to, Popeye? That ghost is so wrong for that. You are so wrong for that you are so wrong for that Bro Yeah, we getting banned Yo jedi with the 20 gifted. Give me some w's for jedi with the 20 gifted for real Appreciate you jedi w jedi. Thank you jedi
Uh, hey k's gotta wake up in two hours to drive 10 hours to your home state for a friend's
wedding.
Wish me luck. Luck ain't gonna help you, Ethan. You ain't gonna make it out of here. Good luck, though, not gonna lie. Okay, we're looking for one more towel to throw in the basket. Okay, if you see a towel, type towel.
Because I don't see no towel action. It is completely dark in the bathroom and the light don't work I wish the light worked. Maybe it's in here. Oh It's right here, how do I look over this? Okay, there's all of them. I'm assuming the baskets in here Yeah, now we got pick up the trash, right? Throw every piece of trash in the trash. Okay, how can you throw trash in the trash?
So you're gonna waste the last pizza Your determination is the fuel for your success journey.
Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. Keep on pickling. Every setback is a set up for a comeback. Don't be a cucumber. Be the best dang pickle you could ever be.
Did you like those motivation words right there, Magic Conch? You could not live with your own failure. And playing with the 10 gifted. Thank you. Victoria with the five as well W Victoria. All right, let's pick up the trash chat Is this another piece of trash right here I'm assuming that's what that is I can't pick this up that looks like a empty thing of chips. Oh, maybe I did Maybe I gotta do it one at a time Where the trash can at? Oh, there it goes. I
Don't know if I like that spot for that trash can y'all like the spot that trash can That's kind of in the way you got to figure out like you got to figure out like another place It's like all up in the walkway like imagine trying to cook it here, okay two more pieces of trash chat
Two mo there goes was that the noise of me picking it up
what's the neighbors doing? Alright, where's this last piece of trash? Shit! Thank you for the blessings. Thank you. Thank you for the blessings. Thank you. Okay, there goes a beer bottle right there that was up in here drinking
Yeah All right, all the trashes where my friends at by the way, what are they showing up?
Yo, what is my chat keep freezing in my life
Y'all actually crashed bro, what is going on? Baloney
Bro my chat keeps freezing for like literally 30 seconds and just nothing just like straight up nothing. Yo happy birthday candy thank you.
Alright we're good.
Alright let's throw the trash out chat.
Let's throw the trash out, Chad.
Let's throw the trash out. Yep. We gotta go outside the trash out. Where the dog stir, bro I can't see Eyes down here
Hey, shut that dog up Hey Shut that dog up! I'm gonna come over! Alright, bet.
Hey!
They lucky I can't go on the porch. They're lucky I can't come on the porch They're lucky I can't come on the porch they're so lucky Yo, I see what the five W I see what the five Dogs are scared of larger people. See I know you tried to crack a joke right there But the joke don't even make sense because the smallest dogs are the most aggressive.
Literally. They ain't scared they're just simpletons. Like chihuahuas for example are some of the most evil dogs to ever grace this planet. Some of the worst experiences I have ever had with dogs, chihuahuas, some of the worst experiences I've ever had, and boxers. Almost every boxer I've ever encountered was evil.
Every boxer I've ever encountered was evil, every one of them. I've never met a boxer that wasn't evil. Almost had to snap one up one day. Lure time, cutting this dude's grass. I cut his grass all the time and he had this stupid boxer. Every time I showed up to cut the grass, that boxer would stand at the edge of the fence, bark at me the whole time. and every time I showed up to cut the grass that dog will get closer and closer to jumping that fence like every time and I told him I said yo big dog you've got to put that dog in the house not because I'm scared
of it because if that dog runs up on me and bites it you ain't gonna see that dog no more again and so from he started putting in the house I didn't have to worry about it no more so it was all good but I knew another one too somebody else I knew had a boxer it was evil too like why you evil why you barking at me looking like you gonna bite me? What I do? I'm cutting your grass.
Like what you barking at me for? I didn't did nothing. It's one thing I can't stand some dog just bark at you like you did something. Bro, I'm just sitting here walking. You over here barking at me.
Like I did something. I'm just sitting here walking.
You over here barking at me.
Like I did something You're just walking down the road like bro, shut up Yo, I see what another 10w I see what another 10. Thank you
L dog hater. No, I got dogs myself. I like dogs. You know what I don't like? Some dogs that just bark at you for no reason. What'd that say? I'm over here yapping. What did that say on the screen chat?
Oh, sit on the couch, all right. This game trying to get me copyrighted. Where my friends at? Yo Letha with the five. Recap please. We're at our uncle's house, he's letting us stay at his house. What's happening?
The outbreak has caused a worldwide emergency biohazard alert. A local medical organization has declared the outbreak a eclipse plague. There have been over 3,500 confirmed cases of infection in your region, and a total of over 250,000 globally in the past 12 hours, prompting a worldwide Emergency Biohazard Alert. Symptoms of the plague include severe mind deterioration,
advanced skin necrosis and destruction. Infected individuals have been observed seeking new skin from animals and humans using their altered vision that detects heat. The authorities have issued a list of instructions in order to stay safe. Switch off all the lights and use a smaller source of light. Cover the windows by closing the curtains. Lock the doors in your house. Wet a towel that you can use for cover.
Do not under any circumstances disregard the instructions.
I forgot them already!
Reports indicate that some infected individuals are mimicking normal human behavior in an attempt to gain entry into homes. If you suspect an afflicted is outside, first identify if the person is actually infected. Look for abnormalities in appearance or behavior. Once you confirm the person is infected, immediately search for a safe place. Remain silent and cover yourself with the wet towel for 10 seconds.
What?
This will prevent the afflicted from detecting you. Stay alert. Stay inside. Further official instructions will follow.
That's not real. No, that's just somebody hijacked the broadcast. This has to be a joke. I should call my uncle. Yeah, you real for that because I'm not going to lie. My first thought if I had this happen is I get to joke. Yo, I'm scared.
How you turn the flashlight on? How you turn on the flashlight? Read my pin bits with a fine thank you. I don't know how to turn a flashlight on.
Chat, please. Okay, this is the flashlight, by the way. This is literally the flashlight.
Um...
Where the towel? Are they serious? Chat, please. Maybe I should close the curtains. Okay, let's close the curtains. I'm scared.
Imagine something like this happening in real life, chat. I hear some noise action. Somebody knocking on the door. who was knocking?
The towel?
Okay. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, Yo, appreciate you LeBron James, thank you. Um, yo happy, uh, yo happy birthday, uh, Gnar, thank you Gnar, tell Gnar happy birthday,
thank you.
Lock the door?
Nah, the door.
I don't have the key, it has to be somewhere around here. Door wide open. Chat door sitting there wide open. Oh what is that is that one of them Sam's?
Okay.
Uh where's the key to the door? Oh, we're dead. Oh, we're dead for real. Where did my uncle put the key to the door, Chad, please?
Uh, I'm panicking.
I'm panicking. I have panicking. I'm panicking. I have panicked. Chat. That's it. Lock the door. Lock the door. Lock the door. 10 seconds it said, it said 10 seconds it said it said 10 seconds
is it gone Oh look how cute that little R! Dude dude. I can't.
Chat please. dude dude check please let's go look through the people nobody's there why is there a strange blue mist outside he isn't outside now what I should check the rooms just to make sure I'm safe yeah good idea not gonna lie good idea Who turned the TV off Yo, that door is at an angle somebody's behind this door. No, yo chill. I thought somebody behind that door Lord have mercy. Okay, there ain't nobody in here.
We're good, chill. Chad, there ain't nobody in here. Everything's fine, okay? I'm so scared. Everything's fine.
You're right, I agree.
What do we do? What would you even do in a situation like this? I can turn on the TV and relax on the couch. Everything's fine, you're right, I agree. What do we do? What would you even do in a situation like this? I can turn on the TV and relax on the couch. Dude said relax.
As if there's not a plague going on and people are trying to break in and kill us.
Dude said relax I hear something.
I just heard something.
Do not try too hard.
Do not try too hard.
Do not try too hard.
Do not try too hard. Do not try too hard. Do not try too hard. Do not try too hard. Do not try too hard. Yo chat, I'm scared.
What was that noise? Why did the lamp fall over? Yo, we need to peek out the window or something. My hands sweating, I'm not trying to be hard. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Why is the shower curtain closed I think we should look behind there. I think we should look behind Who is he? Who? Who? I'm so scared chat y'all gotta do something
I heard something somebody's knocked on the door chat somebody's knocked on the door Who's there? Who's there?
Who's there? Who? Who is... ...there? Who's there?
Who's there? Who's there? This has to be a nightmare. Chat, this is a nightmare. Okay, I know this is bad right now, but this is a nightmare. Okay, this ain't real. This is all a dream. Okay? It is what it is. Just remain calm. It's all just a bad dream. Oh my... Look at all that neck action! I told you, I told you! I've been your boyfriend for a long, long time.
And now, on me bended knee, I propose this marriage.
And also want you to be me wife. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, I propose this marriage and
also want you to be me wife.
Papa, I accept your-
Olive, I also want your hand in marriage.
Oh dear.
I called it though, didn't I call it?
One of you boys.
Eenie meenie miney moe, I tell you, this here boy. I should be alert, I can't be sleeping well you should have thought about that before you fell asleep buddy because I should get something from the fridge read my mind what's that a beer
Chad I'm scared type one if you're scared
I must throw it in the trash can you sure you don't want to keep it as a weapon I should wet the towel again maybe I I'll need it. Yeah, let's go ahead and do that. Yeah
Chat what are you doing in this situation for real?
Like I wouldn't come out from under the bed I'd just stay there
Literally Somebody said crying and Not feel that. What is that? What is that? What is that? Why'd the TV just shut off?
Hello? Is somebody in here? Hello?
Do I check the people? No? I hear something moving, chat. Somebody's in here. K-Sos favorite with the five, thank you. Lord have mercy. What's up with the TV?
The plague is spreading. The infection is evolving. If you suspect anything unusual happening inside or outside the house, try to handle it calmly. What? If the infected detects you, it is too late to hide. Do not try to defend yourself through physical contact. The only option is to seek help and...
Seek help from who? That's what I'm saying. WHO'S GONNA HELP ME? I should try to communicate with them using a computer.
Oh.
Starforce systems.com. GG. Star Ford systems calm GG No internet GG shrink rashed
My neck hurt that means I'm scared Oh my god! Help me please! I can't shoot him! The most W of mans I've ever seen in my life. Bro had a AK.
The neighbor saved me. I was safe for a few days. Uncle never answered the phone. Uncle dead. Lumbago got him. What is this? Queso's favorite with another five. Thank you. That was actually good. You know what's crazy about this game? That game was free.
That game actually was free on Steam. Not even a dollar, not 50 cents. That was free. Literally a free game. That was such a good game. That was actually a really good horror
game. That had me tweaking. What? W game. That was actually really good. Yo, focus with the five. W focus with the five. Thank you. Chat rate that on a scale of one to ten what are we thinking huh? What are we thinking? That was good dare I say game of the year. Hey y'all best get a fresh diapy on chat you want to know why? You don't know why you better get a fresh diapy on because it's spooky time again.
Spooky time again. SPOOKY TIME AGAIN!
That done spooky time up in here, Bubba.
AHA! Y'all thought the stream froze didn't you? Nope!
Name of this game... Dressing Room. What's the name of the game chat? What's the name of the game chat? What's the name of the game Well, if you'd look right here for two seconds, it's called the dressing room That's the name of the game
It's right in front of you. You just don't want to accept it Bro why my camera keep moving like that, bro?
Lock in.
Lock in.
Robert with the five. Appreciate you, Robert. Hey, Queso, what's the worst pizza topping ever? You know what, I'm be real with you? Uh, pepperoni. I I'll mess with pepperoni case dirty diaper with the five thank you lock in dressing room something
about pepperoni just tastes dirty to me I don't rock with pepperoni like that I really don't this is already the best game I've ever played. All right, break's over. Not much left to do, let's finish this up fast. Can't wait to get out of here. He real for that. Go back to the counter and wait for customers.
Okay, I can do that. Where we work at? Wait a minute, is this a clothing store with the same layout as that diner It literally is back here's the bathroom Oh Dressing club, you know what W devs though because they used a preset building but turned it into something I've never seen before okay y'all cooked with that
okay this like the back storage area. Okay, got it. Yo Mazzy with the five, W Mazzy with the five. Looks like no customers are coming. Might as well get the rest of my tasks done. Sweep the floors with the broom. Okay, where the broom at? Where's the broom at?
Bro, where's the broom? Chad, have y'all seen a broom? Where's the dadgum broom?
I don't see no broom!
Strawberry with a five, thank you. Why can't I go in? oh, it's a dressing room.
Ha ha!
I know I got at least one purse with that, they mad right now. Rodriguez with the five, appreciate you. Best broom I've ever seen, instantaneously sucks it up.
Go! broom I've ever seen instantaneously sucks it up. Gone.
What are these stains from, by the way? Somebody in here taking dookies or something? Like why's there so many stains? Oh, them drawers is clean. I mess with them drawers. Y'all mess with them drawers? Go back to the counter and wait for customers Bubba this store fails fell off years ago
We ain't gonna get no customers They said go back and wait we got a customer By I'm going to work. Okay, well you're banned. Bro thinks he's justified leaving the stream because he's got to go to work. Mods, pack him up.
Hey, welcome to the clothing store. Hope you're having a good night. We're running a sale on those over there. If you get five of them you get 10% off. Where's he going? What you looking for over there Bubba? Hey. Did you really just ring the bell when I'm standing? This dude just rang the bell when I'm standing right here.
Welcome, how can I help you today? Yeah, where's the dressing rooms? I want to try these on. You walked right by it. They're on your left, down the hall. Perfect, won't take long. Take your time.
Yeah, take your time. Ain't like we're going to get no other customers long. Take your time. Yeah, take your time. Ain't like we're gonna get no other customers anyway. We fell off. Should we go ask if he needs help? Oh, pick up scattered clothes and put them back on their racks. We probably need to wash this one first.
But okay, I guess. Chat would you buy clothes from here? I feel like you get a good deal from a place like this. This place, I don't know, they don't get no customers so they might have some good prices because they just trying to sell something. I don't know though. Right, he left his headlights on he's gonna drain his battery what you doing sir, you're gonna drain your battery All right, all the clothes go to the counter and wait for customers see at a job like this Why wouldn't you have like a little chair or something back here?
I'll be playing computer game computer games all day. Man, this be an easy job. Another customer? You know what, maybe I judged this place too quick. Maybe we got motion. Hey, how you doing? We hope you have a good shopping experience. You like those drawers? Yeah, I like those too. Yeah, they pretty clean. We clean all the clothes every five minutes,, you're gonna keep on walking. Okay sir. Cool. Hey sir, did you find everything okay? Did you? I'm standing here Cryptic with the 5!
Sigh Phone Ringing
Hello sir, how can I help you? Mind if I try these on before buying? Of course, dressing rooms are just to your left. Thanks, I'll be out in no time. That's what the last customer said, he ain't came back yet. Wait, wait a minute.
The last customer still ain't came back yet. Looks like a customer is coming again. Game over. Game of the year. Why did I not go look for any clothes? I just went straight to the counter. Yo W-s, as soon as I seen a blue hoodie I'm like uh oh. Game of the year W devs. Hey what can I get for ya?
Just looking to buy some shirts.
Unfortunately, our size is only... Oh. He didn't even say nothing, he just said oh and left. Looks like a customer's coming. Again? How many customers we got? Hey! Hope you haven't. Does that dude have blood on his pants?
It looks like there's blood on his pants. Maybe that's a glitch.
Hey!
Next person that rings this bell, I'mma hit you with a swanton bomb off the top of this counter. discounted. Hi there. Hey, is there an open dressing room at this point? I really don't know. Because dude, there is how many how many people back here? There's two other people back in the dressing room. They literally went back there like 15 minutes ago. I ain't seen them since So I don't know what's going on in that in them dressing rooms back there
Like what's going on for real Yeah, just on one left oh there's only one left Great, i'll be quick. That's what that's what the other two guys said. They're still back there look His car is still out there his car is still out there what is going on in these dressing rooms? Man who calling me bro? Hello. Oh
It's our brother. Hey, man, what's going on? Nothing much. I'm about to finish my shift. Okay, so you'll be home soon? Yeah. Any updates about the funeral? The funeral? Who died?
Yeah, that's why I called We got the funeral arranged I'll tell you the details when you get home
That's great Any news about the investigation? Wait, what's the lure? Oh my goodness, there's some looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fingerprints no DNA the guy got away clean oh that sucks apparently every single K tech store in the country will shut down after this the whole franchise is that where we work the K tech way didn't we play another game that was a K at a K-Tech store? It's the same dev, huh?
Yeah.
It was never a good business anyway you crazy for saying that And how was his family taking it About as badly as you'd expect That sucks, man. Yeah Anyway, I got to go back to work man. I'll be home soon Okay, bye
Chat I'm getting a little bit worried about these people that are back there in them dressing rooms. What is going on? Looks like a customers coming wait, we got multiple people. Oh what's going on? Hey coming wait we got multiple people oh what's going on hey how y'all doing welcome to the store hope y'all having a wonderful night y'all doing alright?
We ain't got no dressing rooms left, y'all.
Don't ring the bell, whatever you do.
He didn't ring the bell.
No.
You better not touch the bell of anguish. Don't touch the bell of anguish don't touch the bale of anguish I'm going to go get my phone. the Yo, open the dressing rooms now. I'm gonna kill both of y'all. Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'll kill both of you dead. I'll kill both of you right now. I'll jump across this counter and cut both of your heads off like I'm Jason Voorhees.
Don't you ever walk in here and disrespect me again. You understand me? Who do they think I am talking to me like that? Sorry, they're all full right now. Fool, did I ask for an excuse? Open one.
Oh, buddy, I'm about to... I can't just... You can kick someone out, not my problem. Oh, man, you're lucky I ain't trying to get fired. Oh, man Yo Ashton with the five, thank you That's not how
Wow, this place sucks I'm just whatever you're useless. We're going in anyway. No thanks to you. For real Chat there has been that is five people in the dressing rooms now, by the way There has been people in there for legitimately like 15 minutes
Like brah
Restock the racks from the back room Call the police Something ain't right. Oh my goodness. We're the restocking Restockers. I be out here restocking. I'm the restocking renegade.
I'm the clothing counselor. I'm the t-shirt Terminator That was a good one Hey, hey, I'm the I'm the I'm the uh, I'm the uh, I'm the uh, I'm the uh, you know what I mean? Yo, that was a good one. Oh, y'all know that was a good one for real.
Yo, I really need to know what's going on in that dressing room, bro. Like, what's going on? I'm the pantaloon pediatrician. I'm the blue jean buccaneer. Finally closing time. We can't just close like that. All my tasks are done.
But none of those five people have come out of that dressing room. Yeah, something bad going on back there. Five butt naked dudes in there?
Yeah.
Something's wrong. I need to clear them out. Uh oh, why'd the music just switch like that? I'm the dressing room director. I didn't hit dressing room whatever hey there's no way there's five people in here I deserve those two deserved. But what happened to everybody?
Wait, there's one person missing. We had three people in here before those two. So there's still one person missing.
They're all dead.
What am I supposed to do? Low key. Low key. The killer has to be nearby. I'll hide in the bodies until I make sure it's safe to come out.
I think this was the smart move, Chad, I really do. It's the first guy. I'm dead too, by the way. Where are you hiding?
Let's check each room. One by one. No need to check this when we're all dead back here. This is my chance to escape. Somebody else just got here. I heard that. Oh no. Game of the year.
That is the fastest man that ever lived. Does it start us from where we left off? Because if so, I want to get the other ending ending but I ain't replaying the whole thing. Yes! We can see the other ending chat! Wait, before I do that is there a way out back here?
No there's not. Okay, let's see what happens if we call 911 now. Game of the year.
Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Now, game of the year. Dad, dad, dad. Yep, we know.
Call 911.
Call 911. 911 what's your emergency? Hello I'm inside of a clothing store and there are dead bodies in the dressing rooms. The address is 1. Hello is anyone there? What you can't hear me? Hello?
He hijacked the phone call.
No. No! I'm sorry, Mr. Police Police Officer this is a misunderstanding. My children were doing a prank call. There's no way you would just outright believe that. Like excuse me? What? No that's not true. There is no need to send help. I will talk to them about it. Okay, sir. Have a nice day. No, wait!
Hangs up. You almost got me there. At least I know exactly where you are now.
Who are you?
Hangs up. He's coming. I better hide the bodies. That's my only chance.
Again?
I can see you hiding in there, you know. What do you mean I'm not hiding nowhere? I'm dead. I remember my victims. They pulled up anyway!
Napoleon! I just need to no gunshots. Life's journey is like a pickle. That supposing crunch ultimately makes it more enjoyable. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth and can crunch into a zesty pickle.
Game of the year.
So at least we know what the good ending now is. The good ending now is, the good ending is
Right. Yeah. Yeah. Spooky time again.
Oh, Oh You'll read my bits with a thousand bits, thank you. Hey case don't forget my kitty tattoo design also your best You'll read my bits Can you remind me to do the to draw you a kitty design Sunday so I can think of one that's gonna be different than The next one remind me Sunday if you don't mind. Thank you remind me to draw you a kitty design Sunday so I can think of one that's gonna be different than the next one? Remind me Sunday if you don't mind. I got you, though, 100%.
Did y'all read all that? I read all that. Did y'all read all that? I read all that. GG. Yo that is a fire name for a game studio.
The name of your game studio is... I'm not sure. I had to dig my way out of that one. But yeah, that's a cool name for a game studio. W Game Dev Studios. Are you kidding me?
That's kind of far.
I'm cutting the stream off. W-game dev studios, are you kidding me? That's kind of far
The quiet world I just got doxxed horrifically bad. Oh my goodness Okay, got a plate. Beep. Ahem.
Dis the place, it's so dark around here. The parents said they'd be around, but I didn't see- I don't see them right now. Might be because it's so dark yo pal a fox with the team get the W pal a fox with the team get the appreciate you pal a fox thank you Listen to this message from King Frank 1313.
Hasn't typed in here since literally a year ago? You have not typed in here since 920 of 2024 that's literally almost a year ago Here's what King Frank 1313 just said It's my 39th birthday today. Will you tell me I'm pretty? Happy birthday, happy 39th birthday King Frank 1313. you been at for you ain't typed in here in a year though. How you ain't typed in here for a year? Say it, no I ain't saying it because I just scrolled up and seen his other comments.
He only has 15 comments and one of his comments literally says Ain't no way that structure strong enough to hold you Does he not realize how big you are though the physics don't add up Tornado K so is definitely safe My mirror fell off the wall. I knew you were coming. Yeah, see, yeah, GG King Frank. Oh well, I need the money anyway.
Can't do much these days without money. Pretty sure my depression would be cured with financial increase. Yo, Max Gravity with the 20 gifted, give me some W's for Max Gravity with the 20 gift, appreciate you. Be real for this though, not gonna lie,
he real for that right there. Maybe I should take that pizza delivery job, but then again, I don't wanna ride a moped. What's wrong with riding a moped? Mopeds are fun hey
hey thanks for getting here on time dark right the streetlights have been out for a few days now we've complained but as you cannot see, it's done nothing. Help yourself to food and the usual. Our home is your home while you look after our son. He's a little shy. Yeah, he's a demon. Yeah, he a demon. Please be patient with him. He's different. Is that so? I have a few jobs for you to do while you're, while you got some extra time. And of course, I'll throw in some more money if you do.
It's just some little jobs. I'm sorry I left you with the washing though, but I couldn't ruin these nails again. Blood is really hard to get out of them.
Huh?
Why y'all got bloody clothes in the house? Excuse me Y'all care to explain hello, huh? Blood is everything okay? Don't worry. she isn't killing anyone. Nothing crazy.
Just some meat preparation for tomorrow's dinner. Ah, that's what it is. Have a great night. We'll be back soon
Gigi say hello to the child
All that makes it look so much better, Oh my goodness. Why would you ever want this instead of this? It is so much cleaner. This is your cue to leave? Yeah, there ain't no, I mean, bro, anybody in their right mind would be like, no, I'm up out of here.
Okay. Anybody in their right mind would be like, nah, I'm up out of here. Okay, apparently we're babysitting a demon kid or something. Oh, I immediately hate the layout of this house. Hello?
Where you at, kid? They're watching it! I was watching a case on video. Yo that is so cool. That's back to back games we was in. Yo, like a boss with the five. Thank you. This was recent? Yeah, this is literally from like last week. How recent? How recent is this? Hold up. When did I upload that video?
I ate a bag of 58 year old Lay's potato chips. Watch it. Should I watch it? That's the LA Beast. That's the GOAT.
That's the GOAT. Chat.
I just need to see what he did. We can take a second to pause the game. We'll come right back to the game. I gotta see what he's doing here. 58 year old. Don't let me forget to look up when I upload that video.
Chat, this Mount Rushmore YouTuber right here, by the way. LA Beast Mount Rushmore YouTuber right here by the way. LA Beast Mount Rushmore YouTuber for real.
Have a good day! I know, no no no. Excuse me, I said please move it over there, not here. But hold on one second. Good day, LA Beast here. Today my mission is quite simple and all that I plan on doing
is seeing if Lay's classic potato chips here in 2025 tastes exactly like they did 58 years ago in the year 1967 because what I have done I have in my hands right now quite possibly one of the do why why would they change? From this dude. this looks cooler this layout is so much like this ain't bad Lay's ain't got like a bad layout but this is so much better bro like truly the BHT and BHA additives were added in safe amounts here today
You know we're gonna find out together. I was trying to find some old commercials of lazy potato chips You know what else is crazy about this? I'm surprised that these things don't disintegrate into nothing in all them years 58 year old. Typically from the year 1967 I think it's pretty cool that the actor Burt Lehrer, who actually played the Cowardly Lion in The Wizard of Oz in 1939, he was a spokesman for Lay's Potato Chips in the 1960s. What?!
First and foremost, I'm going to take the 2025 Lay's and Nestle Quick, I'm going to
make that up, put it on the plate, and then the...
I skipped one minute. What do you mean? I skipped ahead one minute.
What did I miss? Come over here. We're gonna taste and compare. And like I said, I'm gonna eat the whole bag. And you know what the great thing is? The International Potato Chip Institute
stamped this bag of Lay's potato chips as quality.
The Potato Chip Institute? I wanna go to school there. Let's find out. So here we go, we'll speed up me getting this stuff ready. All right, again, you know, there's no turning back. In the name of human science.
Alright, the positive thing is, as I'm shaking this, I can hear the dust moving around.
Oh, that's 58 years old too!
Ah, again, it smells like a fart. It's probably the old rustic tin. And you know what? Back in 1987, I could have won a US Ski Team mug. And over the years, it's actually pretty crazy. The Nesquik bunny has not changed tremendously.
Here we go. 1987, this is 38 year old.
Oh, 1987! It's still sealed.
Huh? It smells like cocoa. Uh, let's just get an inside.
Bro said it smells like cocoa and instead of putting a picture of like a cocoa bean or something he puts a literal missing dog picture with that's named cocoa. I hope they found Coco though. What year did he go missing? Oh, R.I.P. Big dog. That's not, that's gotta be fake. No, he's alive.
He's good.
It actually looks pretty darn.
Wait, that don't look bad. So the 2025 Nestle Quick versus 38 year old Nestle Quick look the same. Again let me just get a good whiff here. Smells like an Andes after dinner mint chocolate. Like whatever the chocolate from the Andes after dinner mint is. I mean you may say that looks like crazy. You may say that looks crazy, but for that being 38 years old, that don't look bad. Here we go. That's another nice scoop. All right. It's a little darker
in color. It doesn't smell bad. Here's going to be the issue here. Happy birthday, Sam. Again, 1967. I'm excited to see what them tater chips look like. To not ruin the sanctity of the bag I'm gonna open it from the bottom here we go huh I'm interested I'm interested to see if potato chips can hold after all these years oh boy that it's opening Okay, my first initial, it looks like salt. The chips themselves, bro, they held together a lot better.
Chat, well, you got to put it perspective. That is 50. Thanks, web route. That is 58 year old chips right there. I'm surprised there's anything left at all.
The fact that there's solid chips in there at all is impressive.
Look like the potato chips that are on this plate right there. And it looks like on the side of the bag there's a whole bunch of salt. I now proceed to carefully sniff the 58 year old Lay's potato chips.
Ah.
Alright, so, like again, it smells as if like a fresh Idaho potato.
And these are just like slightly off. Where does he find this stuff? Oh, he's been doing this literally since I was a kid. Oh This ain't nothing he is eating some of that dude. Doesn't smell like stale cardboard or anything like that He ate a goat heart and he got a parasite from it. Oh Oh!
It smells like curly Q potatoes. Interesting. He ate a cactus too. And then we'll go from there.
Here we go. And he cut his toe off by accident. I'm telling you, this is Mount Rushmore YouTuber right here. I remember the video when he accidentally cut his toe off. He was doing like a slip and slide in his kitchen and he had like some oil on like his kitchen floor.
He was doing a slip and slide and he like ran into an encounter like cut his toe off. This dude got aura. This dude's got aura. This dude's the GOAT.
I am scientifically going to find out in the name of human science whether or not 2025 Lay's potato chips taste exactly like they did back in the year 1967. It's not as bad as I thought it would be. That's what I'm saying. I assume that an expired bag of 26 year old Doritos, it smell like rancid cheese cardboard. Okay, well, here we go.
2025, look at that delicious chip.
They good, not gonna lie, Lay's are good, they good. Lay's potato chips, not my favorite. It's just coated with salt yeah it leaves your fingers just a little bit greasy yeah yeah it does do that yeah I believe the slogan is you can't eat just one. Some fresh Nestle Quick. Remember the sugar-free gummy bears he ate? Yeah, when he ate the whole bag of sugar-free gummy bears and he was on the toilet for 20
straight hours. That's velvety, that chocolatey cocoa flavor. Not bad on a hot summer's day.
Oh, he's going to eat all of them. Here we go. not bad on a hot summer's day
oh he gonna eat all of them, oh they gone
here we go
58 year old pre uh uh uh uh Lays
which is the title of this video, just shut up and eat the damn chips already what do Lays potato chips from 1967 taste like?
There were hippies making love. Say bon appetit. You know what, let's have a snack after making love.
Just shut up and eat the chips.
Bon appetit.
Say it.
Uh, it just, it looks lighter in color. You gotta say it.
It's classic.
It doesn't smell like a fresh Idaho potato
but I guess whatever those preservatives are I'm eating a 58 roll potato chip it had some crunch action it probably tastes like cardboard don't it
there's like no smell to it. It's very salty. And you know what my question is? Like my question is, the music in the background. Did Frito-Lay come out with like a old school bag, like a couple of years ago or something like that?
Did they?
I don't know, like it does specifically say 1967 Frito-Lay right in the corner there.
That is crazy.
Inside of the bag
questionable like in my opinion these these taste pretty darn good what for being 58 years old
they're salty they still have structure how is that possible just take these just tastes like pretty much the regular Lay's.
Interesting. If I had to say if this bag is legitimate I'll go back and do some research.
In conclusion already even though it just slightly smells off 2025 Lay's potato chips.
Did he put that animated hand there to flick the bag off the table when it fell
it just slightly smells off 2025 ladies potato chips uh taste eerily similar to 58 year old days potato chips i will give it that all right let's take a sip of oh god take a sip of 1987 chocolate milk oh see that's the skip yeah oh is it good that's not what I'm talking about candy bars in the late 1980s early 1990s said that's not what I'm he's a the 2025 Nestle quick it was like chocolatey smooth and velvety which is the same
consistency of 1987.
Right.
As I'm drinking this 1987 Nestle quick it's like I can tell that I'm drinking something from the 80s.
Yeah.
I would say 63% chocolate flavor and whatever that rest is is like stale oldness.
All right so. Alright, so, classic. Classic, dude. That's Mount Rushmore, that's the GOAT right there. If you ain't never went down to LA Beast Rabbit Hole, do yourself a favor and go down to LA Beast Rabbit Hole chat, for real. No joke. the LA Beast rabbit hole chat for real no joke all right let's see let's see what I uploaded this again
what did I upload this how long ago did I upload this literally nine days ago I uploaded that video nine days ago and they already have me playing it in this game W devs W devs So we'll do a recap we're babysitting Somebody's kid and apparently the kid is a demon or something. I don't know. We don't know for sure yet
All right, where'd he kid at? kid and apparently the kid is a demon or something I don't know we don't know for sure yet.
Alright where the kid at? Where you at kid? Interact I ain't mopping nothing you got me messed up. They're watching and he... They got K-So on the PC and the living room TV. I'll be right back, kid. I just wanna get a good layout of the rest of the house. Okay, big house.
What room is this? Okay, we got a nice little bathroom, okay. Okay, we got another, this little lounge area.
What's this room?
Is this the back door or something?
What is this one? Is this the back door or something? What is this?
Another bedroom. The most W of viewers I've ever seen in my life. They got Queso running on three different devices in the house, kitty, with the five. You know what I'm concerned about though? Why is there a busted window back here?
The marks are on the inside of the window There's no tools in here. Yeah, so that kid busted the window out Bruh, well, let's go. Let's go meet him, chat. Here goes nothing. Why'd you pick up this job? Hey, man, you gotta make that money, you know. Hey, kid. I'm the babysitter.
Did you check that sound? I know I heard something. Sounds like something was trying to break out. I meant break in. Sorry. So he just admitted. You just admitted that you broke the window. What an odd thing to say.
Do you know something? How could I? I've been here reading and watching my favorite content creators.
W viewer.
He said his favorite. What now?
What do we do now? What do we... What do we do now?
Hello? Yeah, I'll be looking after you tonight. I don't need looking after, so you might as well do the chores father has left for you. Why can't you do the chores? Oh, you know about that Yes, I know everything that goes on around here this dude thinks he's the head of the household Dude thinks this is his house Uh, okay
Don't you have housework to do i'm busy Yo, i'm gonna wind up yo i'm gonna snap this kid up here in a minute He this dude better watch his lip talking to me. Was that the sound of me putting that in there? Let's go.
Okay, I'm a little concerned right now.
How long have you been playing this? I just came into the stream. I've been playing this game specifically for three hours. You missed it all Now I'm playing literally like five minutes We got sidetracked by a LA beast eating a 58 year old bag of chips video halfway through Clean the dirty dishes. All Alright, let's do that. Them thing got some dooksy on them. Okay, there's one done. This kid can't do this.
Why am I doing this?
I got a bad feeling. I feel like he's watching us chat. Is that a present? Is that a box of KFC? That's a whole bucket of chicken. Can I close this back? Okay, about to say I'm gonna tell his parents. Don't play with me kid. Alright one more dish. Get a snack for the child. Where'd that bucket of chicken go? can go did I pick it up when I opened it yo kid did you bust that window out here's some chicken I was wondering when it was time to eat I like a snack before my bedtime can't relate.
Oh, ignore that. I think it's just my toys falling over. Buddy, there's somebody in that closet. Uh, that sounds quite heavy for being a toy.
Yeah, I like playing with more sophisticated toys. Sophisticated how? Maybe I'll show you later. Clean up the glass on the floor by the broken window. I need a broom from the kitchen. Chat, something ain't right in here, bruh.
Chat, something ain't right, dude. Chat so may right dude, he's got somebody locked up in that closet chat Lord have mercy what is going on, bro? The watcher with the five, thank you What if he's turning people's dead bodies into the toy and he thinks it's like a life-size like action figure or something Leave this right now. Is that a crowbar put the glass in the bin? Okay, let's go do that This kid creepy
I'm telling y'all What a trash can at There it goes Check on the child, I don't think I think we should leave not gonna lie I don't think I'm in danger here. You know what I mean chat Where is he he was right here he must be hiding
Why did lights go out power went out but the caseSO string still powers through aura. Kid, where you at? Something seems off with this bookcase. I thought that was a closet.
Kid!
I ain't got time for no games right now, bud. Show yourself. Use the crowbar on the bookcase. You might be cooking cooking not gonna lie. I just heard footsteps did y'all hear that?
Kid where you at?
Quit playing! Excuse me? Don't fall, don't fall.
Oh, he paused it. Yo, we should pick up that crowbar and the next time we see him just hit him over the head with it. Kid, where you at? Looks like I need something. I'm going to go get that crowbar. What was that?
Chat, what's going on? Somebody do something. I swear that was you yelling that did sound like me a little bit didn't it? Okay, let's go see what's behind this bookshelf chat GG GG. I told y'all before we even walked into this house that this kid was gonna be a demon,
bruh.
He about to go down the ramp. He did it again. I need a screwdriver.
Maybe I should check the drawer in the bedroom again.
A screwdriver?
We need a screwdriver too? Average viewer, buddy, you're watching, what you mean? What you talking about? Yo, appreciate that echo.
Where this screwdriver at? Hello?
Is it in the back bedroom? The game literally told you where it was. LMAO. Yeah, there's more than one bedroom. That is the biggest screwdriver I have ever seen. Did you see that?
Let's see what's behind here.
GG. Kid?
I told you not to run, I told you not to score the new babysitter.
You just couldn't help yourself, could you?
Making all that noise.
You know he's the only one that's ever got close to leaving. Shane, really. He helped me with all that, all the other babysitters and their disposal. But now he's dead. And I have you to blame. Gant with a T and W. Gant with a T and appreciates you, Gant. Mom and Dad are going to be so upset when they find out you attacked their little boy.
What do you mean? I'm not the one with a weapon in my hand. You're crazy. I'm calling the police. Sure, call them. But you better make sure you actually get out first. You're not going to stop me. You you're just a kid a kid with a really big knife
two can play at that game Bubba I'm going to do it. Kid's slow as Christmas! HAHAHAHAHA! OHH! He's stunned! One more hit before I leave. HAHAHAHA!
See ya, nerd! Nah, he slick disrespected me too much. The little noise when he gets hit is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. That text is so small. I didn't expect this. I just wanted to make some extra cash babysitting, but that kid is an actual monster. I was lucky to get out alive. I got in the car and drove straight to the nearest police station.
They took my statement and we went straight to the house. The police were upset that I wasted their time. When we arrived, there was no evidence of anything that had occurred that night. I'll never take another babysitting job again. I keep having nightmares and that stupid mask. I'm scared he'll be back. I'm scared he's still out there watching me and waiting. See now you gotta make a part two to this game like 20 years in the future when he's grown up and he's turned into a serial killer and his one person that he wants to kill is us and he hunts us down. Game of
the year for real though that was actually good. Chat rate that on a scale of 1 to 10 what are we thinking? That was actually a really good game, I mess with that. That was good, I mess with that game for real, Ski. That was good, I mess with that game for real, Ski. Y'all know what time it is, chat, run the prediction.
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