This is the first time I've done VR in like six months. Chat, is the camera focused on my face or is it focused on pickle? We're going to be doing VR today. This is the first time... Chat, when was the last time I did VR? F***ing months ago.
Last time I did a VR stream, I crashed out because all the games we played sucked. But there's a few VR games You guys have been sending and I've been like piling them up and I thought that we would play Some of them today. The first one that we're gonna play is called don't move Which dropped like two days ago and the entire premise of the game is that you're not supposed to move So it's like a horror game.
And I'm just going to kind of stand here with the VR headset on and talk. But I think I have to hold the controllers and not move my head either. Or else it restarts. Kind of like that. You remember that one game where if you scream, it's like, don't scream. But instead of screaming, it's moving.
To calibrate play.
Oh, do I have to sit?
Should I sit or stand? I feel like I should stand. I could grab my chair, but I have to move my camera. Should I sit or stand? Oh, there's a chair. Yeah, let's stand.
Oh, do I have to go stand here? Am I gonna f***ing hit something? Can you see me? Place hands to show left and right stick. Well, that's dumb face in the wrong way I'm gonna have to move my camera up. Oh my god Am I supposed to like hunker down here and lock myself in place? We can do right here
I think that actually works on the side profile. Let me pan up my camera here. Oh, you could recenter. Wait, is that a thing? Chad, I'm really bad at technology. Oh my God. Yo, W Chatter, whoever f***ing said that, saved us. Can you guys see me? So I got to stand here and hold this and just not move. To calibrate, place hands by sides as shown in cliff left stick. Normal mode, flinch tolerance low, full experience. Flinch tolerance medium.
I'm assuming we should do normal, right? I mean, how much movement do you think is gonna trigger it? I'm assuming me talking will be fine. But if I like fucking, like if I, I'm gonna have to not, I can't move my legs, and I don't think I'm gonna be able to pivot like this. I can't dwerk. All right, let's go normal. I don't know how scary this is gonna be
Does it just stop oh wait, I shouldn't be moving
Can you hear it I
Gotta turn it up. No, what are you doing? Oh my God, it's talking to me. Wait, wait, wait.
Oh shit.
I fucked everything up.
Re-center again.
Is this good?
We're actually about to lock into this. I feel like I should re-center back here. Re-center me. I mean, it's playing very peaceful music right now. All right, let's go. I'm fucking touching the grips, bitch.
What do you mean?
Oh, I'm not gripping him with my thumb. Bro, I have to...
You...
Moved. Game over.
Are you deadass?
Are you deadass?
I already moved.
What are you trying?
Oh my god!
What the fuck? I didn't even get into the game.
Oh, okay.
Well, now it's all fucking why am I up here now? This shouldn't be normal.
Should we recalibrate?
We're gonna have to fucking recalibrate.
I didn't move!
I didn't move! It's gonna jump scare me.
I gotta recalibrate.
Retry. I DIDN'T MOVE! I DIDN'T MOVE! It's gonna jump scare me.
I gotta recalibrate. Retry. Recalibrate. Alright, it doesn't jump scare me this time. Oh, he tried to. You hear him there? Stupid fuck.
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Okay, I think I did it right that time Am I doing it right try seated fuck you I'm sorry. That was rude rude I'm getting I'm getting scared
sit down and relax it's so simple even a dummy like you can understand we will be monitoring your flinch levels while we throw tests after horrifying test seduce don't move or you end up-
I don't want to say I think this isn't going to be that hard, but if I just don't move, I feel like I'm not going to be in the game. Why am I gripping that?
Test phase one,
we're giving you three, two, one.
It's going to say I moved.
Oh my God, I fucking, no, I can't. That's... that's great. It's gonna say Iart. Move that fucker out of the way.
Alright.
Fucking dickhead.
Instantly lost.
Well, you said test one. It's three, two, I thought that was gonna- I thought that wall in front of me was gonna
open.
Am I really gonna have to fucking stand like this? This is not gonna work.
It's gonna say I fucking moved.
I have to recalibrate. EVERY TIME! Oh
My god, no, I'm not moving at all, bro. I'm not moving at all recalibrate. Fuck you recalibrate
It's a wide gotten one jump scare and it keeps fucking getting me I might have to try sitting but I feel see what the fuck what did what do they think I'm like nine feet tall why are my legs bent like that yeah even a dummy like me could do I can't even fucking hold on horrifying tests. You have to look straight? Oh, when I calibrate it, I do?
Or you end up on the scrap heap.
I'm gonna try and hold it like this.
It's gonna say I fucking moved.
Begin the test.
Bro, I'm not moving.
You're dead ass.
I'm not moving.
Test phase one commencing in three, two, one. I'm not moving
God I move my head. Did you see I moved in here?
That's that calls it are you dead ass bro, this is gonna be impossible
I'm never gonna fucking win this What not recalibrate again? I gotta fuck you bro standings impossible I can't even stand still on a fucking line for 30 minutes little in a video game. That's trying to jump scare me I'm gonna like I'm gonna get like a slap fight stance. I'm gonna fucking hunker down I'm not moving. Test phase one commencing in three, two, one.
I'm gonna get in move.
We're doing seated. We're doing seated. We're doing seated. We're doing seated. I'm gonna look so stupid. I'm just gonna sit here. God, this is why I hate fucking VR games. I'm gonna crash out. I know I'm gonna crash out. Place hands on knees, as shown, and click left stick.
Okay.
And I can sit back, and I can get all fucking cozy. Can you see me, chat? This is good. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. All I gotta do is not fucking move? Are you kidding me? I think this is a learning game too because I think the jump scares are always gonna be the same
Bro
What the fuck? Whatever
I can't move my, ONE Oh my god, I can move my head!
Oh my god! Woah, there's no way it's that little! I used it three, two, one, it didn't start yet! Nah, run it back. Nah, run it back. PUT- I'm having fun. I have not moved. Test phase one commencing in three, two, one!
Dead still. I can't turn my head. So I only can look through my peripherals what's actually happening. Something's crawling out.
What is that?
It's a dummy.
Is he gonna shoot something at me? What is he making? I feel like this is one of those copy bots at an airport. Oh, it's a rubber ducky. Oh, you fucking bitch. Oh, you fucking bitch. I can't scream.
I'll move. If I move my head a fraction of an inch, I'm a fucking fire axe. Are you serious? Is he gonna throw that at me? Don't throw that at me, please On phase on phased Okay, that's a little scarier reminds me of outlast oh my god you see the yellow indicators that shows how far I'm able to move I'm not even moving my Deadpool scene
slice off my ear I feel like I'm slouching more and that's gonna make me count as flinching a mini gun I thought they were gonna be thrown some scary shit at me right now I felt like terrifier himself was gonna come what is that yelling Oh my god. I am so ready for a random jump scare that they're gonna hit me with. Which is gonna make me fail. Unpaged, you pussy bitch.
Shoot me in the chest all you want. I'm a cat with nine lives. I'm like John Wick. Throw me off a building. Now get up.
You give me a little head nod of respect, I appreciate that.
Oh my god, is it a fucking ocean creature? Oh my god, it's a spider. Okay. I can't look at it though. Because if I move my head, it's crawling behind me. Oh, there's more. Oh, there's many of them.
Okay.
There's a few. Where are they going? They're all crawling behind me. Are they going to be crawling on my face soon? There's one on the ceiling. That one's very large.
Oh, it's crawling up my hand right now, and I feel it vibrating. Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's really nice. I don't have arachnophobia though. I'm scared of spiders in real life, not in video games.
Freak ass spider.
He just dumped it, he just fucking teabagged me, that's crazy.
I am pretty sure I saw you move there, but the equipment says otherwise.
Well done, dummy!
Nope, I didn't move.
Are those cannons?
Those are military... Oh, they're cannons. Is that a Civil War cannon that's shooting at me right now? I feel like it's a lot easier to not move if I'm sitting, especially... You know, like, the if my stream crashed and I'm just sitting here talking to myself?
What is that? Is that a boulder? Oh. It is one of the- Oh my god.
That one's hitting me. That one right in the middle there. Right behind me. there holy shit that just took out my clavicle I did move my head I did move my head I didn't my head it wasn't even a flinch it wasn't even a flinch I literally I like I put my head down like half a fucking inch are Are you serious? Are you fucking kidding me? Nah. You lasted
four minutes? Bro, how long do you think this game is? Where I have to not move for that amount of time? I kind of want to like sit back. I have to move. I have to move the headsets when you are ready to calibrate. Test phase one commencing in three, two, one.
I have to move.
I have to move the headsets on weird.
Wait, what is this?
Oh, it's skipping phases?
What is this?
Why am I back at the rocks? That one was so fucking fast
yeah that surely would have killed me Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What is that? Is that a person?
What is that?
It disappeared.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's in front of me. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's in front of me. What is that? It keeps fading away. It's gonna jump scare me. Oh my god, that is a human. That's like some fucking skinwalker demon. Oh my god. Oh That's not even a scary creature it's the fact that it was getting near me dude, holy shit It was just inching towards me slowly
What the fuck was that? Run it back Run it back run it back run it back. I get by that brother rocks and that shit's easy, man You turn the fucking lights off Now that's just cheap He's one stone
Many fucking phases are there? My god, do I have to do the dark thing again? Are you serious? It's gonna fucking teleport me again?
Holy shit.
Bro, if I fail on this bit twice, I mean, I know't think anyone would be able to do this. Well, you would also die, because the boulder would hit you square in the face. But I'm saying like some haunted house level shit. It's right when it spawns in front of me
it's gonna jump scare me. I'm holding my breath that whole time. Is that stage one? Can we be on stage two now? The fuck is this? What is moving in again? Bro, please. Is that stage one? Can we be on stage two now? The fuck is this? What is moving in again?
Bro, please. Is that a grenade? Okay. Are they just throwing grenades? I feel like this doesn't really scare me. Oh, there's one right next to me
Double grenade That's really fucking loud Others others like seven of them Yo, I feel like I locked in there heavily I said that wasn'taring me, but the noise was so loud it almost made me flinch. What is that noise?
Are those cows?
Holy fuck. Alright, this is like easy to resist, but I will say there's like an innate urge to move out of the way. I know that I'm in VR, but part of me wants to like weeds. Dude, the noises are what's freaking me.
Stop. Stop. Are those zombies? Oh my god. Is that one on fire?
Oh my god, he just exploded. Shit.
Oh, they're like skeletons.
Do you think he's gonna come touch me?
Oh, he's gonna blow up right in front of me.
Following restraining order on that one.
That one fucking crawled up on me like that. Shit was crazy. Oh, it's gonna fill with water now and I'm gonna drown. If they throw a shark in here, I'll flinch. If they put me underwater and there's an animal, it's gonna... Oh, it is hooked. I'm flinching.
I'm 100% moving. Oh, it's a fucking shark'm flinching. I'm 100% moving. Oh, it's a fucking shark. It's a fucking shark. Oh my God. No, this is like a biggest fear of mine.
If you threw me in a fucking aquarium, like, or just like a cage shark area. Oh my God.
Stop. Stop.
It's gonna randomly open its mouth and swim at me. I'm just fucking waiting for it.
Oh, you bitch.
Oh, you bitch. That one's bigger than the last. That one barely squeezed through that fucking hole. The hell has that one been eating? He's gonna randomly pivot. I'm ready for it.
Come at me, bitch. I feel like I'm in a Jaws film.
Oh, fuck you.
I called that shit.
Are those quarters?
What the hell is in front of my face? I'm straining. What stage am I on this game is very fun seeing what they're gonna throw at me next to try
and make me move if Ah. Ah.
If they turn the lights off again, that's what was scariest. When the lights are on, it's not that very, it's not really nerve wracking. It's gonna be another weapon. Are those bugs?
I just, I'm seeing something fly out.
Are those bugs? Those are bugs. Are they bugs? They're mosquitoes.
Oh, that's lovely.
You know, there was a time I actually went fishing around a horde of gnats just like this, or no-see-ums. And it was the most bug bites I ever had. I ended up counting them and on my legs alone, I had 130. They started swelling up. I looked like an old person with bad blood flow. That was very easy though. That's a tentacle.
Oh, it's a snake.
That's a tentacle. Oh, it's a snake. That's a few snakes. Oh my god.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, shit. Yo, you see that fat one right in front of me? That one's gonna fucking bite me. The one that's slithering all slow and shit? I'm only looking at him. Oh my god, is he gonna start singing to me? If only I was Harry Potter right now, I'd be able to speak to him.
I feel like I'm getting choked out by them right now. Oh, this is awful. What is that one in front? Oh my God, it bit me. I actually did flinch there and it didn't count it. I like moved my head back like two inches.
Where, oh, oh my God. Oh my God.
No, don't bite me. No, you don't need to bite me though.
You don't need to bite me.
Just wrap, just wrap around. No, we're good, we're good.
I'm still locked the fuck in right now.
Where do you even find a safe death trick?
I feel like they just shot it right behind me.
These fucking guys are out of their freaking mind!
I wanna look at chat so bad. Do you think they're spamming 6-7 right now?
Probably.
Are those more spiders? They already hit me with that shit. That's not fucking scary. The gate's like half open though. The hell are they doing? They gonna jump at me?
I gotta burp.
Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. That's nice. Um. Are those your kids there? Where are your eyes? Is that your mouth? What are you doing? It's gonna bite me. Oh, don't tell me it starts laying eggs.
Why is it butt?
It's twerking.
Oh, shit.
It's twerking. Oh my fucking god.
Don't squirt on me.
Please.
It's gonna start biting me.
I'm happy about that
dude my hands are sweating because I haven't fucking moved This is the longest I did flinch. Oh my god. I'm literally talking about it. It's impossible. It's impossible. Dude, it's not even the flinching. It's impossible to fucking sit still. I'm my hand dude. I feel every part of my body's like I need to move right now. Like I'm getting antsy. I gotta restart. We're getting through the stages. So I feel like we got to be getting close Restart sequence. Yeah, not full reset, bro I feel like I didn't really flinch that bad though with the spiders to where it would have read it I did move but I think it gives me a level of leeway. It's not like oh if I move a centimeter
It's gonna call it wait wait wait oh my god my hands are floating in the sky right now or in the air not the sky and now I just have to fucking hold them like this yeah I knew it was done I'm fucking I have to put my hands on my I have to put my hands on my knees I can't fucking sit there it can't be that hard brother Brother, you've never tried- it is sensing any movement in my whole body. I move non-stop. I have to fucking sit- I have to sit dead still. Grabbing my knees. I'm not moving. We're good.
And I'm locked in. Three, two, one.
I feel like I'm meditating right now.
Testing. Oh my God. This is fucking court, dude.
I am moving.
I am moving. I don't know if those should count for predictions. I'm not getting jump scared losing on that one. I've gotten jump scared lost on twice. But that time, bro, that spider one, I didn't get jump scared, I just moved. Now you're betting whether or not my dumbass can stay still.
Test phase one commencing in three, two, one.
God, I'm gonna move. I already feel it in my fucking hands Todd tell me to lock in this is terrible. This is actually terrible I broke it's not yo, I feel like a dumbass, but it's not it broke I'm holding these fucking wonky ass controllers my hands. I'm like holding them up. I'm not resting my hands I'm like I'm like rigid like I have like what is that called like rigamortus? Like I can't move. I don't know if that's what it's called. What is that? That's a medical thing, right?
This game's stupid? Well fucking leave the street, dummy. Locked.
WHAT?!
Is this the end of the game? Cause look, it says join the discord taking suggestions for more tests. Did I beat the game? Because I'm not moving. I think I beat it. No, I'm serious.
Because this wasn't here the first time. I'm doing it one more time. I think I beat the game. I beat the game. I'm about to look up a YouTube playthrough if I fail again right here. I'm not moving.
I know I'm about to look up a YouTube playthrough if I fail again right here. I'm not moving. I know I'm not moving Why is my my head in my fucking belly button? I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm telling you Jeff googling it. I'm googling it. Okay. Oh my god Hi, there's other I did move there's there's like three more things wait. No, there's not No, it's the spider and then there's two more things or one more. All right, we'll give it one more go damn How am I moving? Does it look like I'm moving on your like chat because I can't see myself Does it look like I'm moving I feel like I'm not but it's showing me that yellow thing
So I feel like my head has to be twitching bro that has to be the end bro It's showing the other shit. We're moving on. I'm broke. I'm telling you I didn't move I did not move I did not move it. That's why it says thank you for playing blah blah blah taking suggestions shit I didn't move. I know I didn't fucking move chat. Shut up. Oh my god. We're going to the next fucking game I didn't move. I know I didn't fucking move chat. Shut up. Oh my god. We're going to the next fucking game I gotta move this chair out of the way
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