If you’re the 1000th Chatter, I’ll grant you wish

We have to make an app for the 1 ,000th chatter.This is a great idea that I had, which is that every stream, the 1 ,000th chatter should get a big, big celebration.I think we can all agree that that's an important thing that we should be doing with our time.And that this applies to every single stream.It is going to be boring code.Do not think that it's exciting just because this music gets you hyped up.

Don't fall for it.This is boring.We're going to code.Resist.Coding woo.I can tell that you're falling for it.

I'm telling you not to.I'm so hyped.I just shat in your pants.

friends we made along the way.

No, it's not.It's the 1000th chatter.That's actually just strictly wrong.Let's copy from our other thing.Banning chat with hidden rules.Let's grab this banning users template.

We're not going to ban people.Wait, do we ban the 1000 person?Why would we ban them?Wait, no, we should ban the 999th person.Just be like, you didn't win.Do better next time.

And they're permabanned.And 1001.Like you're banned.It's like one of those wheels, you know, when you go to the arcade and they're those scam wheels.You like spin the wheel and the like jackpot prize is that sliver.But on either side of it, it's like a big dud spot.

We need that.Like five on either side gets banned.So you have to like, you're playing it risky, right?

Will the winner be the literal 1 ,000th chatter or just the 1 ,000th chat message sent that stream?

I think it should be the 1 ,000th chatter.1 ,000th message would just encourage people to spam relentlessly, which is really boring as a reminder.We're going to make a prediction.Does Doug make it in five minutes?I already have the animation ready to go, by the way.Now, I need to warn you, the steps for making this app aren't that hard.

It's gonna be, listen to chat, for every new chatter, add their name to a list, to a set, whatever.Check the number of users in the set.If 1000 turn on the animation, this should be it.This is like actually, I think a five minute coding adventure.And ironically, he's stealing our data.The data is just how many people are there?

I don't even have like information about you individually, other than you, the person who just said that I do track you go.Okay.Here are our steps.Listen to Jason.Don't need this.Audio manager.

Don't need it.What is chalk?We need to say users who have spoken and we just add username.Easy.Okay.Wait, how long are we banning for?

I'll just do a million.A hundred thousand.The fucking music is freaking me out, man. I need OBS WebSockets.

Do I have that?Oh, beans.I don't.Uh, self -help OBS WebSockets manager.

Do I not even have that inputted?Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.Shit.Hold on.

I don't think it's happening.Damn it.Sorry.Sorry, believers.To be honest what I want to do right now is just test to see does this work with the 100th chatter Everybody ready our first test.So we should see here is yeah current number of chatters.

You can see in the thing It's going up 20 28 52 users.We have 89 users and the per I didn't even see who the person is It could have been any one of you Why did it turn off?Oh, it's longer than 10 seconds.Okay, we had - just so you guys are aware, we're at 450 unique chatters right now.Okay, that's good to know.I don't know if we banned people or not.

I think we probably did.So to quickly wrap this up, I think we're basically there actually.What we need to do is create a text that is in the scene.So you're gonna go into the void very briefly.Um, we'll add browser source in here just so you guys aren't scared for now.Alright, you're over there.

So what we need is a new text.Okay, this is gonna be the name.So we probably want the name in like Comic Sans or something, right?Or is that too much?Like Comic Sans was really funny 12 years ago.Okay, that looks like shit.

So this is their name, right?Username.No, we're not doing wingdings.Old English.

Okay, old English text.It's so dumb.

Okay, we got to do something big for the 1000th chatter.If you're the 1000th, everybody's going to scream and cheer.They're going to say, wow, you're going to be so popular.Just like you always imagined, right?But I think we need an additional award, right?It needs to be like, I answer any question they have something along those lines.

It doesn't have to be me answering a question.a thing that they get, like a real award.There's gotta be a sense of weight here.You know what I want?You gotta want to risk for the better.You know what I mean?

A major award.A Pornhub subscription.We can make them VIP.And that way everybody knows that they're better than we are.Like what I want to do is have like a caste system, like some sort of like really depressing feudal oligarchy.But instead of having multi - it's just one guy and everyone else.

It's less of a caste system and more just like a king, I guess.Look, I think what we do is I am a chat genie.The 1000th chatter, I will grant you one wish.You can't wish for more wishes though.Okay.We're going off Aladdin rules.

Okay.Aladdin rules, but I will make you a sultan.Damn, I wonder what they're gonna wish for but like I have to make the wish come true I solemnly swear and also everybody in chat needs to solemnly swear I solemnly swear that we as the chat genies will do our best to fulfill the wish of the 1000th chatter of the sultan because like if they say none of you guys can ever watch dug dug again you gotta honor that if he says I can't stream we gotta honor that I really please don't wish for ending the stream I do want to keep streaming I have stuff I was excited for but being a genie doesn't mean you get everything you want in fact it means someone else gets everything they want that's literally the definition okay How many individual distinct chatters do you have per stream?

How long does it take to get to 1 ,000?That's an excellent question.We're about to find out.

Everybody ready?Beginning 1 ,000 chatter selection.Now, here we go.Okay, a lot of people are already talking.Dude, we're already at 100.I honestly did think.

I guess it's going to start fast with people who can't resist, right?I get that.But I suspect we're going to slow down at like the 600s, right?We've got 500 people who are just like, I can't hold it in!

I gotta time!

Right, but the folks with strategy right they want to play the game.They're gonna wait So we're gonna get real slow in the mid game.I don't want to be banned, but I want to participate Yeah, no fair enough fair enough.See we're already slowing way down.How many people do we have here?Okay, we got 6 ,000.

Look some of you you just have to make the sacrifice You're gonna have to play the game and lose.Okay, what game the game is to be the 1 ,000th?But as a reminder, it looks like this.That's the game oryou just say a message, man.You just acknowledge that not everything needs to be about you, okay?

And you say, I'll let somebody else go for the genie wish.I mean, we're slowing way down, which makes sense.700.I think it's going to start to speed up, right?Once we hit 900, it's going to speed way up.Way, way, way up.

You should ban everybody except for the 1 ,000th.That's up to the 1 ,000th to decide.If they want a bass purge, ultimately I'm here to grant that wish.Oh fuck.Okay.It's starting to, it's starting to go up.

We're at 900.We're at 900.960!Wow!Nevada Lewis, dude!I don't know why it, uh, why is it so loud?

How do I turn it down?Oh, the name is just there.Hello, Nevada.I would like you, Nevada Lewis, to give a wish.

The chat genie grants you one wish.

What do you ask of the people?

Someone said ban us!Don't influence!As a genie, we have to be impartial.Jesus Christ, have you guys never watched Aladdin?No, Nevada, there's too much reverb.Can we turn the reverb down?

Okay, Nevada Lewis, you get one wish.One hour of Wizard 101.Juana!The genie has spoken!Your wish shall be granted!One hour of Wizard 101!

I should have made myself blue.I am the genie of the lamp.Uh, there are 20 people banned by the way.I don't know who they were, but okay.So this is just gonna like run in the background.Look, you don't get a wish if you're the 1000th chatter.

That's only for now.Lewis, but you can try to get your name on the screen or something I guess I can add you as VIP for the day or something.Well, I'm gonna update today's schedule as a reminder These are all the things we had to do.So we're gonna do a big block here Who's excited?We'll deal with other things later.Okay, I need to look up how to do this.

I am making an account on Wizard101.What is happening?What is happening to the - Why are you full screen?Why is - Dude, everything is screwed up.Why would the resolution be 1600 by 900?No person has ever used a device at that resolution.

Okay, this counts as - I'm resetting the timer.My god, live split froze.Okay, I have to control alt delete that, very cool.Excellent.Ladies and gentlemen, Wizard101.Go.

Aha!The spell is working.

I believe in magic.

How else do you explain how big my - NO!Ambrose.It's a card game.Okay.I do hate it.

Oh boy.All right.Excited for card games.Why are they so tiny?Okay.

Fire cat.It's like Hearthstone.Is it?I assumed it was like world of Warcraft.Look, I'll admit it, it is cool.I just wasn't expecting a card game.

He loves it.Gonna bring back so many childhood memories.When was this game popular?Half of this is my reputation.I need you guys to think I'm cool.But also, I genuinely don't know about this game.

2010s.But like, early 2010s?Mid -2010s?2010s?was in college.So, holy unk.

Yeah.Shocking.Up until now, Doug really seemed like a 20 year old, but I'm realizing he's actually not that.I hope so badly that there are real chatters for whom they're like, wait, he's old?And then they like, close the Twitch stream and never come back.That's so funny.

That like, that's like a big criteria for somebody watching a Twitch stream.

Congratulations, you won.Linky 50th Bob!

Let's go!It's incredible!What was the name?Hold on.Oh, it just banned a lot of people again.

Congratulations!Starforge PC is having a sale!Horizons, Navigator, and Voyage PCs, 5090s, Flash Sale, HUGE SAVING!

Linky 50 - I can't read it because of the old -timey text.Linky 50 - Oh, you're here, okay.Congratulations.Give them a wish.Okay, if you have a mild wish, we'll grant the wish, okay?The Sultana gets the main wish, but if you have like a mild supplementary wish, that's fine.

You can have like a garnish wish.Ask for more Wizard 101.Oh, fuck.Reset.Okay.That's, that feels like a garnish.

All right.We're going to say subsequent wishes are 10 % of the power of the original wish.Okay.Linky gets a wish from the genie.

But one hour, that means six minutes.So we're adding six minutes to the clock.It's going to be 52 seconds now.Thus shall it be!Today was supposed to be programming.I was going to show all my cool programming I learned.

Another time, old man. what I came for I wish I looked like that like I had genuinely colorless skin no colors in my eyes and then I had this type of facial hair I wishlove that.I look like I just came out of a volcano.Sorry, I know I'm supposed to be playing Wizard 1.I just saw that.John Fortnite burps cutely.

I'm just wondering the context of that.Also the entire set of circumstances that led to that.Okay.Um, but we're in like a school or I mean, dude, you know what I'll say?I think this seems like a really well -made game.I would have loved this as a kid.

Now as a hot -blooded God -fearing football watch and beer drinking American man, you know, might not be for me necessarily, but I don't hate you personally for liking this game.Burps furiously.Okay, cool, cool, cool.Stop skipping the lore.The lore seems to be kill enemies because this is the very beginning of the game.Where's the person I'm supposed to fight?

I thought there was like a ghost here.Stop skipping.The lore is walk down Unicorn Road.That's literally the entirety of it.What is happening?Love, Doug.

Worry, Doug, I go this.Why is nobody speaking in coherent sentences?

Game doesn't allow normal chatting.Oh, okay.

Look, it does make us sound weird out of context, okay?Now that I think about it, that doesn't explain it really anything.What the fuck is happening?Honestly, I get that we're in a fight.Where does this frog come from?There's a lot happening.

Doug, if you make fun of this game, you will ruin my childhood.It's because I hate you personally.What?So what?Okay.Genuinely, what is the lore here?

What is what?I'm just fighting.Can I fight?Why is the frog here?You're playing the game that World of Warcraft was inspired by.I don't think that that's correct at all.

Actually.

Congratulations.You won.

Congratulations.If you want a wish, which by the way, only happens

tenth of the power as the original sultan You can't just wish for that I get okay.What's something you didn't say how long that was your wish I Will do that.I don't remember how to pause the true genie experience.

Well, I'm trying I'm trying Infinite pause.No, you get a tenth of the power of the sultan.Six minutes of pause.Remind me to unpause the timer in six minutes.

Uh, okay.We're gonna learn lore.

Budget genie, I guess.

Budget genie?

Oh my god, okay.Dog open presents after the lore dump.Click the basket on the right side dog smiley face.Great hornosaurus perm.Redeem?Okay, do I have a mount or something?

Is that what's going on?Burps appreciatively.I still don't understand.It's in my backpack.Can I use it?Hello?

Whoa.Wait, who's like, somebody's in my car.Wait, is this like an NPC?Wait, this is you?So you just like permanently get a ride on my rhinoceros?Oh, it's a passenger mount.

Okay.I got it.Got it.

All right, cool.Let's uh, we got our mount We're gonna go talk to Lady Yolva or whatever her name is. I don't remember it.

Hello, Lady Uriel.He keeps skipping the lore.The lore is that we gotta kill fairies.It's like she said, I don't know what's going on.Go look at the cages to find out.And then there was five more messages that just repeated that in varying ways.

Whoa, a dark fairy?Elite?Does that make them, they're hard?I challenge you to a Shaolin showdown.Am I correct in understanding what is happening?Which is that a bunch of like extremely high level people are partied with me or joining the fights and that we keep one -shotting everybody because they have insanely powerful items.

Is that what's going on here?Because I obviously have no context of what like the frog butler does.And then why are people just standing there?middle?Why?This is like Voltron.

I just feel like the game is not balanced around this very well.I just get the sense that this thing is more powerful than this area is supposed to be.

I just am getting that feeling.It did 6 ,500 damage.

Didn't my flame tiger do like 20?Wait, did I not find the bone cage?Where's the bone?

Congratulations.You won.Let's go.

We are prepared to offer you one wish.No!God damn it.Hold on.30 minutes, but you get a 10 % of the power.So it's three minutes.

It's three minutes after the clock.I'm adding three minutes.No next stream.No, I don't want to.Oh, okay.The streams.

How do I monkeys paw this?Hold on.I need to make my...

Are you sure you want to make the genie angry?

Are you sure, Pandy?and listening to the Bomberman OST.What is that?Bomberman kinda fucks.Okay, I know how to monkey's paw it.Ladies and gentlemen, your wish is granted!

Welcome back to another

if you think, I got a genie and I was like, could I get a million dollars?And he was all like, no, I don't want to.

Yeah, dude.Sometimes genies have feelings too.Okay.It's kind of rude that you don't even consider the genie wants to play the game you're wishing for or not.

So much darkness.No, my vision is obscured.All I see.Is a tower ringed in bones.Siren Nightchant knows Unicorn Way.

Just like one block and she doesn't know where the buildings are.Am I crazy?Hold on.Am I missing something here?Or are we talking about the same Unicorn Way that I was just walking through and it took 10 seconds?

Quickly, you must ride to Siren at once.Ask him if he knows of a tower ringed in bones.

Okay, so here is unicorn way.So no one in let me just double check.Okay, so this is it right?I assume the Gigantic tower which is one of four buildings in this area is the thing that we're all working to figure out who did this, right?I just made sure I'm following the lore.This tower has bones outside of it.

We're wondering if this how do I go in?Oh, here we go fire cat Oh, so am I like under level because I haven't done anything How much health do the fairies have?Oh, they're almost dead.That's easy.Okay, we put a blood bat on it.This is fine.

We're fine, dude.Use the spells that kills them.I'm working on it.So no one checked one of the four buildings in Unicorn Way.I just wanted - they sent the random new kid in school who's been here for 50 minutes.Okay.

You saved the city.Thank you.Thank you.I did do a pretty good job.I'm not trying to look, I'm not trying to judge any of the people who live in this city.I just feel like if I lived on a city street and there was four total buildings, I mean, I guess these are technically buildings, but if there's one giant tower with bones outside of it.

Okay.All right.All right.Look World of Warcraft.I love that game.That story doesn't make any sense either All right, all of the towns are full of like insanely powerful god creatures who then are like, hey random person Could you go out and kill a hundred pirates?

We're all dying.It doesn't make any sense.I did it.

I did She rattled my bones 101 till I wizard.

Okay, this is good.This is good stuff Only three minutes and 40 more seconds of this unless I guess the next person wishes for something Congratulations, you won.

Elephant 2064!

Okay, we gotta, real quick, we gotta ask the, um, who won?Elephant 2064.600 more no no you can't do that you have one tenth of the power of the original sultan who wished for 60 minutes that would mean six minutes max you can't just wish for 10 times what they wished for that's not how the genie wishes work you should know this you're a wizard i'm doing six minutes it's not a scam it's not a scam thus saith the genie Okay, there we go.

Um, I think that you technically have a chance to get more wizard one -on -one if you get a new 1 ,000 chatter in the next eight minutes and 15 seconds, you guys have been very slow on it, but technically if you collectively get a person selected that before the time runs out, you could keep it loop anyway.

All right.New one.Here we go.Will you sacrifice yourself in chat for the glory of wizard one -on -one or do you just want to watch?

me code what Okay, timer's off, go.So hard to see what is happening.Okay, I have to talk to Mr. Lincoln in Ravenwood.Love this design.I hate this bird.You watch your mouth.

Total bilth.Which of these magical creatures are you referring to here?Has there been a bilth that I'm not aware of?Well, okay, there's a kilth if I've ever seen one.Take the push.You guys have one minute and 50 seconds.

If you can get a 1 ,000th chatter before the time is up, I will redeem the wish, but you have 150 more slots.God damn it.I did actually not think we were gonna - Congratulations!

You won!

Big 780!

Do you have a wish?Every 100 chatters get a wish.That - Wait, hold on.Every 100 chatters gets a wish, but you only get 10 % of the power, so you're really wishing for every 1000 chatters to get a wish.Your wish has been granted!That's not rigging it.

That's not rigging it.A 10th of the power would be one 10th as often.That makes sense.Wait, shit, I'm turning on the timer.You have 44 seconds.That's it.

Only 44.God, yeah.Lord, we're playing the game.It's actually going really fast.

I don't think you're actually gonna get it though.30 seconds.

You guys stop playing.I'm trying to fucking play the game.Abby K. Doodle.She can tell you about our electives.Okay.You have 18 seconds.

You're not doing it.

4, 3, 2, 1!

The genie has granted all wishes!

Wizard101 is over.

Love to see it.Hey, what a game.What a great game.Love the lore here.And...How do I quit?

Hold on.How do I quit?

Holy shit.No!

Yes!All right, all right, all right.Look, we are going to retire the 1 ,000th chatter bit.You missed all the good stuff.You still need to fulfill that wish.No, I fulfilled the wish of one - Wait, hold on, you're right.

The wish was that one out of every hundred, one -tenth of the power, that would be it.Okay, so I do honor this wish, but still with one -tenth of the power, I think.What is this stream actually about?It was supposed to be me showing off coding things I've been doing.Then obviously I turned into a genie and had to grant a wish.

Congratulations, you won.

Baboon, congratulations.Shit.Wait, is it Fahboom?I can't read the text.Are you here, Fahboom?Technically, I will grant your wish one -tenth.

We should pick the top five wish submissions and throw them on a wheel.Um...Okay, sure.What are the most reques - play wizard 101.End stream.Play pirate 101.

I don't - it would be for six minutes.Can we - we need two chill things.That is not a big deal.Coding.Doug codes.Wait.

Okay.A lot of people were saying they like coding.No one said that.No, they did say that earlier before wizard 101 came up.Okay.Give chat permanent wishes.

Do you want Kahoot?So it would be one tenth of a Kahoot.Fine.

Wish.Kahoot.

10 questions seeing self -love by Nickelodeon.That means we do one of them.Here we go.Everybody get ready.Okay, host live.Okay, everybody join the Kahoot.

We're doing one single question.

How many people are named Doug is bald?Ladies and gentlemen, one Kahoot question starting in three, two, give the Kahoot winner a wish.No, we're starting.Ladies and gentlemen, the question is true or false.Self -appreciation is about acknowledging your own worth.Can I play?

I forget.How does it work?False?Is that not what self -appreciation...I feel like it's true.Wow.

Incredible.Love to see it.Wait, what was the right answer?It's subject...Yeah, that's also...I don't think that's correct.

I wish for Nickelodeon to make better Kahoots.I feel disappointed in myself.This was life changing.Okay.Uh, great, great Kahoot everybody.Um, we are going to go back to, uh, Bomberman.

Who won?I don't know who won.I don't know how Kahoot works still.This was a profound two hour, 45 minute adventure.