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IHIP News: Trump STROKES OUT and JD Vance Throws TANTRUM Over Olympic Athletes SPEAKING OUT!
I've Had It
Here's a video of the president of the United States having a mini stroke on live television.
Play the clip. Me and I'm proud to officially name the undisputed. You just see where did this come out, Mr. Speaker, the undisputed champion of beautiful, clean call. We have to proceed
always. I don't use the word call. You know, it needs a PR job because. OK, I am not a physician, but I am an armchair physician. And I just diagnosed that as a mini stroke on live television. This happens a lot. And you can see he like lost his faculties over his speech. And then after that, of course, he lies and says beautiful, clean coal, which doesn't exist. And then I'm going to spare you guys from the embarrassing toddler style, everybody gets a trophy award presentation that ensued after the mini stroke live on television,
wherein a leader from the filthy, nasty, unsafe coal industry that has caused black lung cancer and extremely exploited workers for decades in this country to live horrible, shitty lives and have horrific, painful deaths. They made him a coal trophy, like he's the coal warrior. And he sat there and he smiled like a little show pony. No disrespect to ponies, like a little demon.
Because ponies are pretty cute, you know, like think about a little Shetland pony. They're so cute. And he stood there with his trophy. And I just, I cannot continue to go on with this, the health decline and then this, the ego of this man that he has to get a trophy from coal miners. And I guess we just all are going along with this and just watching our country commit
suicide for this guy, but more importantly, for all the evil oligarchs behind him that are so weird. They're like, yeah, we don't want democracy, even though we turned into billionaires under
it.
You know, here's the thing. I laugh because it's like, are you kidding me? Like this is the president of the United States. He is so clearly, so clearly cognitively impaired. It is just, you know, and Caroline Levitt will get up there today and say he's the smartest, high IQ, transparent president.
And I'm just like, why on earth? I mean, like, at least people were able to cover up Biden's. They're saying there's this huge Biden cover up. There's no cover up. Trump gets in front of the camera and makes an ass of himself.
And I say it every time about these trophies. Why is he not embarrassed? Why are the people around him not embarrassed? Why is the person giving the Cole Trophy not embarrassed? It is so juvenile and so unserious. Everybody should be embarrassed.
Everybody should be pit sweating out their ass because it's so embarrassing. But he's so proud.
He's so proud.
It's pathetic.
All right, moving along. Here's JD Vance. And he, you know, He went to the Olympics. He got booed on the national stage. Another thing that he did is he brought a motorcade of 16, 17 cars and puts on this big show, big swinging dick presentation.
All of the other diplomats that were there were riding public transportation with a singular security guard. But of course, this dipshit with his eyeliner, I'm sure that at least three of the cars were his makeup cases. So everybody was furious with him at the Olympics, right? And so he comes back and this is him on the tarmac talking about the Olympic athletes.
And I just want to point out that we are living in a time period right now where one political party is bashing Americans all the time, and they ran on bashing Americans. We are going to root out the enemy from within. That means you, me, Pops, other people that don't agree with this shitty guy, which is basically 70% of the country and probably 95% of the world, maybe even 98% of the world. So they want to
be the thought police and they want to control people's thoughts. They can be hypocrites and they can say, you know, Merry Christmas to everybody except for scum Democrats. And J.D. Vance can say Trump is America's Hitler. And then he can go dry humping while he puts on his eyeliner. And then he intentionally addresses these athletes in the American public in this propaganda style way, which is purposefully hypocritical. This is all on purpose. This is the way propaganda works.
Advice to them would be to try to bring the country together. And when you're representing the country, you're representing Democrats and Republicans. You're there to play a sport and you're there to represent your country and hopefully win a medal. You're not there to pop off about politics. So when Olympic athletes enter the political arena, they should expect some pushback. But most Olympic athletes, whatever their politics are doing.
Okay. Olympic athletes didn't enter the political arena. They are athletes. And when you are doing press, they typically ask, like they ask Russian athletes about Vladimir Putin. They ask Ukrainian athletes, what is it like, you know, with Russia invading you? Mysteriously, Israel always kind of gets a pass on all of this stuff, but now they are
asking American athletes, what is it like representing the flag? And because these people are not programmed robot beta human beings that are members of a cult, they say this is difficult because we saw people get shot in Minneapolis. We are seeing our government take kids and put them in concentration camps. So I have very mixed feelings about wearing the flag. That is the First Amendment. Critique and dissent is the highest form of patriotism. So his intentional soundbite there is for the base, for the Fox News, where they always put the
onus of patriotism and bipartisanship on the others. And in this case, he's putting it on the Olympic athletes. He would never apply that to Trump because this is intentional. We get to be duplicitous. We get to be hypocrites. We get to call out the enemy from within. But everybody
else has to play patty cake with us and give us the benefit of the doubt. And all of that is an earmark of the way these authoritarian regimes work. So it's important as we critique this stuff that we understand this is intentional propaganda on his part. Well, and here's the deal. J.D. Vance lies like he breathes. And so what is interesting to me is he goes over to the Olympics.
He knows how unpopular Trump is in Europe. He knows the policies and the tariffs and the browbeating of NATO all the time. His expectation that everyone's going to embrace him and that the American athletes are going to see what you describe and what we see every day, and that they're going to embrace him, is straight up fool's arrogance. He has to know he is not a dipshit like Trump. He has to know on the world stage, the United States, I mean, tourism is down.
The dollar is down. You know, you have so many countries saying we can no longer trust the United States. The fact that he expected a hero's welcome. What a fucking moron. Of course, stay home. Stay in the Magga bubble.
Stay with Peter Thiel telling you how handsome you are. Stay out of the eye and stop telling people what to think.
I mean, shut up!
And I would add to this that this is the same man that continually lectures Europe on free speech. And then he gets on the tarmac there, and then he lectures Americans on not having free speech. And so this hypocrisy and this duplicity is a feature, not a bug, of fascist regimes. It is a feature. This is intentional.
I don't think he expected a hero's welcome. This is martyrdom and victimhood. That is a feature, not a bug, in this Trump maggot regime. Moving along, Howard Letnik, the man who took his children, identified their ages and emailed them to a convicted sexual trafficker pedophile named Jeffrey Epstein and lied about it, and now is going in front of Congress and continuing to try to somehow
make it okay that he exposed his own children to this, which I think is just about the most disgusting gutter snipe, smut imaginable for a parent. And here is this gross MAGA sycophant who always has this shit-eating grin on his face at all times. Hassett, listen to this.
Do you still feel comfortable working with Secretary Lutnick after the new ties to Jeffrey
Epstein were revealed? Secretary Lutnick is one of my best friends in the whole wide world, so I'm very comfortable
working with him. Are you involved in...
I mean, are these guys in second grade? Like he's my best friend in the whole wide world. Like the immaturity and the emotional stunted nature of these people always surprises me and it shouldn't at this point. I think what is so surprising about it to me is the scope of it, the sheer scope of how many people are this emotionally stunted.
And I had an idea. Living in Oklahoma, you can always tell when you are around people that watch a lot of Fox News because they kind of sound like that, or they sound like J.D. Vance did, just breathtaking duplicity and hypocrisy. I think that the Trump regime has been a prime example as to why opposing views and denying group thought is so healthy and it's so important. And this administration, it's almost like they're all in a trance.
Every single one of them, and every single one of them, in my opinion, is experiencing MAGA psychosis. And this MAGA psychosis is so far and wide. It's from the people that are in the administration to the people that you know personally. And I have never in my lifetime seen an instance where I knew somebody, I was like, you know, they're kind of a piece of shit. And then Trump comes
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Get started freearound and they jump on the Trump train and then they're worse. Then they vote for him once, and these people are worse, twice, even worse. Third time, unsalvageable. And unsalvageable nature of the debris field that this man is leaving within human beings and within American humanity is really overwhelming, which is why I firmly believe this notion that Democrats have, we need to learn how to talk to MAGA. We need to learn how to provide an off-ramp for them. Stop it. Stop it.
Learn how to speak to your base. Learn how to fight fascists. Don't say, I want to learn how to talk to MAGA. Say, I want to learn how to beat these people. I want to learn how to beat them and build a super majority that helps them despite their racism,
despite their homophobia, despite their Islamophobia, despite the fact that they sound like emotionally stunted second graders. And so I just think this whole thing is so wild from people way up in the administration, all the way down to the people that some of us know in our personal lives that have literally become the absolute worst versions of themselves by supporting this man. I completely agree with you.
One thing that has fascinated me about all of these, all of this whole regime is the lack of accountability. And instead of saying, you know, we're going to take a look at that, we've made some mistakes and you know, from Pam Bondi to Pete Hexeth to this guy. Instead of saying, you know, he is a friend of mine and he's going to address that with you and, you know, even if just some measure of accountability, but they double down on
everything all the time. And I think it's purposeful. I think they just want to tell.
It's a feature.
Yes. it's purposeful. I think they just wanted to feature. Yes, it's it's absolutely I think you're absolutely right. It's not a bug. It's a feature. It's intentional. It's intentional. Look at how we all are morally collapsing. Look at how we get to do all of these things with impunity and the desired result on the electorate is, you know, do we descend into nihilism or they make us so sick because of all of the deregulations and the jackhammer and literal chainsaw they've taken to any sort of consumer safety protection issues that we've had, to where we feel like we need
them.
It's really sick, sadistic shit. All right. And then everybody in Trump's orbit, you guys, enters the Epstein chat. And dropping yesterday, Dr. Oz has now entered the Epstein chat. Put this up. Shannon Watt says they are all connected. Sean Morrow post Dr. Oz invited Jeffrey Epstein to his Valentine's Day party in 2016. Again, I'm going to say it once, I'll say it again. It's almost as if
when they saw Merrick Garland was not going to investigate the quote unquote suicide and indict co-conspirators with Jeffrey Epstein, that they said, okay, we have one final chance. We have one final chance here. Who all is in it? And let's be real here. If Trump stole all those other boxes that he hid in the bathroom of Mar-a-Lago, he had
this.
And Stephen Miller, this is just my opinion, me hypothesizing here, was like, okay, we need to get the richest, most compromised people in the Epstein files to help us get him elected again, because this is our final chance. And so it's almost like Epstein had all of these people compromised, and then the people surrounding Trump are all still compromised in the largest global cover-up of a child sex ring I have ever seen.
And then finally, this is just personally hilarious to me. So Kevin Stitt is the governor of Oklahoma. Kevin Stitt is a Christian nationalist, Republican through and through, Trump thumper, MAGA thumper, extraordinaire, dehumanizes homeless people, 100% abortion ban. So anyway, he was one of the guys who had like one of the first Trump rallies when Trump was running against Biden in Tulsa, Oklahoma during COVID when they reopened. They shouldn't have reopened anything. And I think like Herman
Kane died at the rally because nobody had on any masks and all this stuff. So there's this big governor's convention. And of course, Trump cannot be a big boy and go, I would like to welcome all of the governors to the White House to have a big boy lunch. Of course, he has to be a catty-petty old queen that's like, she's invited. She's not invited. Not her.
She's mean to me. That's literally the mindset of this guy. So Kevin Stitt was like, okay, so we're going to cancel it because Trump's being weird. So Trump gets online and browbeats Kevin Stitt, which is so delicious. Pop this up. Trump says, when Kevin Stitt, the very mediocre at best, completely agree with you there, Kanks, RINO governor of Oklahoma was losing his election to a Democrat primarily because he did a bad job. Totally agree with you there again, Kanks. He called for my help. I endorsed him and he won. Sorry,
my cherished Oklahoma, to have done that to you. Signed, President Donald J. Trump." And so this is just a point that I want to make to all of the people who try to play patty cake with this guy. Mike Pence wasn't safe. And we can use the argument that, oh, this regime only wants to prop up rich white males. That's not true. They only wanna prop up particular people that can curry favor and be blindly obedient
because they try to kill Mike Pence. And here he is going after, I mean, I can't even begin to tell you how Kevin Stitt has failed the state of Oklahoma. He is a ripped a page out of the Trump playbook. But what we see here is Kevin Stitt is treating Trump like the lame duck that he is. And these fissures that are
happening are super important as we head into the elections. And I had a conversation with Tara McGowan yesterday, and this episode will air soon. And she said something that was really comforting and therapeutic for me to hear, and it was we really have to focus on local politicians and local precincts because that's who's going to hold up democracy in the upcoming midterms. So to see this fissure with Bible thumper, Trump thumper, Rhino, which let me tell you,
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Get started freehe's not a Rhino. He's full blown neocon right wing Republican to the core, a corporatist through and through. To see this is really important because the cult is falling apart, because Kevin Stitt sees his own political career beyond this lame duck fascist, who I want to remind everybody we started out this episode showing you him having a mini stroke on live TV. All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe, comment. who I want to remind everybody we started out this episode showing you him having a mini stroke on live TV. All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe, comment. We will be back later with more news.
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