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Samurai Stand Up!
Trying times for the Samurai community. I tell you, we ain't never been through so much in such little time before. Honestly, we've had a pretty smooth ride this entire time. We had a few stuff here and there, but this past couple months, I mean, this entire year, honestly, how many times have I been canceled
in this year alone? It sucks, really. I mean, as a community, this is like the first time that it's like, drama over here, drama over here, drama over here, drama over here. I've recorded so many videos.
Every time I record something, something else happens. This becomes outdated. This thing gets debunked. I go over here. As a community, I know y'all are tired. I'm tired.
We're all tired.
I'm tired we're all tired I'm tired and I think at the core what's happening is a lot of people are forgetting that I am a regular guy I would like to as the Shogun of this community right take the first slice of the blame pie accountability pie give it to. I'm taking that first slice, owning up to the things that I've done poorly for you guys. I think at the top of that list is communication. Can we all agree with that?
My communication is trash, has been trash this entire time, but I think recently, especially with everything that's been happening, my weakness is being amplified. You know, we got strengths and weaknesses on this channel, and communication has always been a weakness with drama,
with controversy and and everything in between. Communication is, you know, if you got if that's a strong suit, then you can kind of navigate through these things a lot easier. And I don't want you all to take it personal. Like it's just a Samurai thing or a YouTube thing where my communication just sucks here.
No it sucks everywhere. But this is a time where we all need to lock in. As a community, right? If we can't go through hard times together, are we really a community? Kendrick has this line that I've been thinking about for months. When stuff hits the fan.
Are you still a fan? That's like that's that's like the monster right now. If we can't go through hard times together, I don't want it. I don't want it inconsistency. I think we can all agree. I probably got the poorest on this platform again.
Nothing new to anybody that's been here for, I would say, longer than a couple months. But another weakness of mine that has been exacerbated by ongoing events. Now, even with low consistency, with good communication, you could still kind of balance out. But when both are poor, now the community is in an uproar I don't have Twitter tick tock or Instagram on my phone at all so yesterday my boy JD Send me a voice note. He's like bro. I'm seeing all this going on like you know
I just want to say man. Don't worry about it. You know people be parasocial blah blah blah so that got me curious I'm like what's happening now. I read download tiktok Worst mistake no no actually I think it was really good. I think it was really good to get a pulse of Where the community is at because again? I'm a regular guy, but we're gonna get back to that
I want y'all to understand that's going to be the central theme of this video. I go on TikTok and people are slam dunking on me deservedly. So poor communication poor consistency takes advantage of his fans. Only does it for money only promoting monsters we make. You know reading that stuff it Triggers me. I want to respond
it's easy to get like mad and like You know get online and crash out But on the other hand I can see it from your point of view I can it's all my own doing right People can only make such well certain claims other claims are baseless Like he only does it for money if I only was doing it for money I'd be posting every day trying to make as much money as I can for the
12 millionth time I don't need money anymore. I'm doing this for the love of the game. I Don't have to upload any more anymore ever again and I will live great God willing for the rest of my life financially. But other claims I can see it from your point of view and that's why I got to eat this blame pie this accountability pie I got to be the one to take the first slice as the Shogun of the community. I have failed you and it's as simple
as me just being a better communicator. Hey guys I don't know when I'm coming back but I'll see you when I get back. Part of me doesn't do that because is it the better of two evils to be like yeah I don't feel like making videos right now. I just want to be around my family and go to Evo and just hang out. So I'll be back when I'm back.
Love y'all or disappear and come back and be like, yeah, I was doing stuff. You know, obviously I think everybody's going to pick the first one, but yeah, I should probably just start doing that. That's the first chunk of this video, acknowledging my failures to the community. I see you, I hear you. And I think me saying this, it's going to be an active summer and a lot of like broken promises, a lot of saying stuff and not following through
is it was always inevitable that it was going to catch up but I think now is like put up or shut up season. I was doing the math we got a hundred and seventeen days left of 2025. I've done 25 this is going to be number 26 video so far if we're going to reach a hundred videos Which we will God willing that's gonna mean more to me than to you guys and
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Get started freeIn some weird selfish way because it will be me Following through with something that I say on this channel regarding you guys There's been so much Resident Evil I mean look how long it took for Village to come out but I I was there every time where I was like yeah guys I'm working on Village and yeah I was having Elgato problems computer problems so many problems getting that video was definitely the
hardest thing I've ever uploaded on this channel but still it's like it shouldn't have taken that long it shouldn't have been such a poor communicated thing it was just indicative of how I've run my channel since like 2017 honestly, it's time for me to put up or shut up with this hundred upload stuff And then we can have another conversation if and when I meet that goal now I want to talk about the Samurai community the Samurai community.
I don't like seeing you guys turn into a cult. Listen, I'm a I'm a fallible human being I make mistakes. I suck at sometimes at some things don't fight for me. Don't battle for me. I don't need you to do that. The Samurai community. Don't fight for me. Don't battle for me. I don't need you to do that. The samurai community
I feel is still one of the greatest communities and has the potential to even be the best community But I gotta put an asterisk on there. Y'all are the greatest community When you are moving how you're supposed to be moving and before I dive into some examples I really want to just retouch on the point of I'm just a regular guy. Who am I that you're battling online or defending or who am I?
I'm just a regular guy. So I prepared some things just to like, you know, drive home the point that I'm just a regular guy. This is just the list of regular guy stuff, regular human guy stuff that I've done that I would like to share with you all.
I've stolen before. I've cussed before. I say the word again. I've hurt people. I've been hurt by people. I've lied about things.
Oh, this one's good. I can be selfish. Uhm, I've hated. I've loved. Oh, I think this one's really going to resonate with you guys. I've broken promises.
And that's just, you know, a few things that I think people need to be reminded of. I'm a regular guy. I've done all those things and I'm sorry about those things. And I've tried to do better because of those things, because of those experiences, and God has still granted me you guys. Could you believe that? Could you believe that all that horrible deplorable stuff that I've read on that paper, I'm still here with 22 million people waiting for me on my next upload.
So if you're looking for a little bit of hope and optimism, there you go. Like if I've done all that, how much more could you have? Or someone, you know, I know it's the internet. Everybody likes to act like they're the purest
and that they've never done anything. When at least I'm up here, like been for years talking about how I don't deserve this community and you guys have blessed me so much again I'm I'm just a regular guy. I'm a regular dude. I really wanted to get into that because the community Has forgotten that I despise
How important I am to so many people I That might hit that might I don't know how that might hit for you. I don't understand. I mean logically it makes sense is someone that you see online you watch all their stuff you kind of form. Dare I say a parasocial or maybe not even parasocial maybe you just kind of form, dare I say, a parasocial, or maybe not even parasocial. Maybe you just kind of subconsciously begin to depend on this person.
Man, I really started all of this video stuff because I liked game plays. I liked doing skits and sketches and I've talked about how indie Titan lady all the way back in 07, 08, 09 inspired me to pick up a camera and be on YouTube and watching Philip DeFranco watching all these OG's and never in my wildest dreams that I think I would make it to where we are today.
Where if they gave out a diamond play button for every 10 million subscribers, we would have two. Never did I ever think. On the other hand, with the way that I am built and the way that I know a lot of people see it. When you come up to me in public,
the way that I am built, I hate the spotlight. I hate that. It's so contrary, so contrary to what the situation is, to how big this community is. But I despise being important to so many people or not even important whatever I am you know where I wish so much to be a regular guy that now you know going in public
I have to plan everything I have to think about these things it comes with the territory. Please don't misconstrue this with me complaining and whining about anything I'm just having a heart-to-heart with you. I'm letting you know where I'm at because I feel like it's been a while Anyways, it's it's it's different and if I could go back and talk to myself. Hey Cory You're about to blow up on YouTube I don't know if you know that, but this might be the time where if you want to do the whole dream thing where you don't show your face
so you can still go out in public and be with your family and not have to think and deal with all of that, now's the time. And you know what? I might have done that. I might've been like, yeah, you know what?
I don't think I want to show my face because there's just That trade is it's it's a high price. It's it's it's really high you really don't understand unless you walk in in these shoes that everything is affected by Being a public figure going out in public people trying to be weird and come to your house look up your information make up stuff you know it's all of the all of it together so my gripes with the
community aren't that you guys love me too much or if if we're gonna have a community this big it has to run a certain way and again i'm on record checking y'all about being parasocial. I mean, look, we had my arch nemesis Dante crashing out about our community. We kind of got like a Goku Vegeta thing going. We're like.
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Get started freeWhen all of this is happening and I saw his reaction, I was like, oh, he cares. And then like a week reaction, I was like, oh, he cares. And then like a week later, he's like, I hate the community. I was like, okay, yeah, that sounds about right. At the size that we are and not even, it's not even the size, it's our behavior, right? We could, our community could be 10 people in our community could be a hundred million
people. But if the behavior Is solid then it's solid y'all have harassed people on my behalf Y'all have made edits of people Defending me y'all have Called people out of their names on my behalf. Y'all have done cringy things that reflect poorly on the
rest of us. And it's even gotten to the point where there's levels to this, right? There could be someone that's actually a Corey Kenshin hater that makes an account, top Corey Kenshin fan, and deliberately antagonizes other people just so it's justified that oh yeah Cory Kenshin's community is so toxic I've literally seen that and because so many of you guys are young because like you know and it's not all of our community that's young make no mistake people come up to me teens 20s
30s 40ss, to the people that are truly here just to support, rock out with me. Do not engage, especially on my behalf. Don't be negative online. Don't do it. What do you gain?
Who am I that you're fighting and battling? God will do that for me. And plus you don't know me personally. So let me deal with the things that I need to deal with. I want the community to just be positive and it's 22 million of y'all I cannot control y'all. This whole narrative of I just let stuff rock
oh I'm just I condone my community harassing people and I never say anything I never check my community BOGUS! BULL! I got 1700 videos I'm not about to pull up every time I checked my community saying that y'all need to relax, y'all need to
not be parasocial y'all need to stop harassing people y'all need to... so every time my community is acting out I gotta come up in here guys don't do that hey don't do in here, guys, don't do that.
Hey, don't do that. That's wrong, guys. Don't do that. People that have been here could literally point, hey, look at this. Is this Cory not checking the community? Is this Cory not calling out the nonsense that's happening?
There's so many, so many times I'm all record with it. Okay. So let's cease this nonsense of I just, I'm on record with it. Okay, so let's cease this nonsense of, I just, I'm just chilling. I don't, I don't say anything. Yeah, okay.
I need y'all to tighten up, especially when times are crazy like they are now. I need y'all to tighten up. If you see stuff online, don't engage. And it's, I don't mean like people having fair criticisms of me.
Like the stuff that I saw on TikTok. That's a fair criticism. That's not like somebody coming up here trying to tear me down. That's like, hey, you know, I wish Corey didn't break promises
and I wish this, this, and that. That's called your hey, you know, I wish Corey didn't break promises and I wish this, this and that. That's called your community holding you accountable and that's fair game. If I say something and it doesn't happen, hold me accountable all day. That's not what I'm talking about here. I'm talking about people coming on the internet with bull crap,
full stop. Now we've already been talking for a while. Everybody take a break matter of fact I'm gonna grab a water because we still got a lot to go through and I'm throwing a game play at the end of it because I feel like it's been a while and This is video number 26. Let me grab a water Stew on some of the things that I've talked about so far Absorb it digest it all of that. I'll be right back grab a water, stew on some of the things that I've talked about so far, absorb it, digest
it, all of that. I'll be right back. Ah yes, needed that. What's the theme of the video? Let's see if everyone's been paying attention. I'm just a regular guy.
Now I want to briefly talk about the panda situation. If you thought I was going to come on here and air out all my public stuff and give you guys tea and oh she did this and I did this and but she did that and oh I did you clearly haven't been watching me very long this is another part that I've already recorded so I'm gonna splice it here next I want to talk about the panda situation number one number two here's proof that I had already apologized to her over five years ago coincidentallyincidentally enough, this is in the
exact same text message that she herself cropped when all of this started. But you've gone on to hit me up multiple times. Now I would like to apologize for the video that she uploaded where I made a very insensitive attempt at humor. I cringed extremely hard looking at myself from eight years ago, but what I was talking about was something that should never be joked about.
To my community, leave her alone. Don't bother her. Don't bother anybody. Keep it about the game plays. Keep it about the videos. Do not harass anybody.
I wanna talk about what I've been up to, you know, instead of the Five Nights at Freddy's Marathon Summer that I said was gonna happen. Channel is about to get real active.
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Get started freeReal active.
Gotta stop doing that. But before that, just a little quick refresher. What's the main theme of this video? I'm just a regular guy. Please don't take this as patronizing or trying to like be condescending. I'm not.
I'm genuinely just trying to remind everybody that I'm just a regular guy. I like playing video games. I like recording myself playing video games. And I love making YouTube videos. So even if I might despise, that might be a strong word, being important or mattering to so many people,
I think that's triumphed by my love for making YouTube videos. Understand, I've been making videos since 2009. I got 1700 videos all shot, recorded and edited by me. I've put my life into this. This is my craft. All my life, energy, my time, my hundreds and thousands of hours and tens of thousands of hours of editing has been for the love of the game. I could have retired already.
And a lot of people say I should have retired. You know, hey, bro getting canceled every week, man, I wish he just retired when he said he was gonna do it. Hindsight's 20-20, right? Even knowing if I knew all this stuff was gonna happen
in the big 25 when I have retired, no, no, my communication, I would have made sure my communication was on point to, you know, prepare for all of this, but I'm going to be making videos until I'm gone, until God calls me home. Even if I fall off and, you know, YouTubers rise and fall fall youtubers come and go. I never did this for the numbers I never did this to have a bazillion subscribers. Yeah, I set out goals for myself because I feel like goals
Motivate goals bring out the best but that's not why i'm here I'm here for the love of the game and I love the community when it's positive. I love seeing y'all be in the comments. Oh this part made me die laughing. Oh, I had to rewind this part so many times. Oh Corey, you know, I appreciate you. You made my day better. Oh Corey, I watch these videos for my daughter. This has been a great bonding activity for us. Corey, you know, I'm in college and your videos,
you know, I got midterms coming up and your videos have been the only thing keeping me sane. Corey, Corey, Corey, Corey, Corey, Corey, Corey, hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands of these messages I've gotten. That's why I do this.
That's why I do this that's why
I'm still here maximizing my positive footprint before I leave this planet that's all I'm really concerned about to be honest before we move on what's the main theme of this video I'm just a regular guy. And I should be treated as such. Please don't revere me. Please do not idolize me. Please do not.
Honestly, I don't even want y'all to look up to me. Sure, I wanna be a positive role model. I wanna be somebody that can inspire. That's all. That's all. That's all. You want to follow somebody? Follow God. I tell myself, you know, who do you think you are? Like I really check myself. Like it doesn't matter how many people are talking about you online. It doesn't
matter if they're saying good things if they're saying bad things you are still Cory born in Detroit Michigan grew up went to Willow Run High School went to MSU after that you had friends and relationships all throughout the way. Oh yeah the course we about to get on that. Yeah it's about to be tight. all throughout the way. Transferred to U of M, had a very difficult time, dropped out of college, got an apartment, started doing YouTube videos. You know, really
going through and grounding myself and to make sure I remember that this is literally just about a guy making YouTube videos out of one of his spare bedrooms. I just play video games and upload it to the internet. That's it. That's all. Now I got to get to work because we have a goal to hit.
Septum Skull Creek is hereCOME TO VIGIL. I've been wanting to play this. I don't know what it is except your webcam. This game uses your webcam to detect when you blink. I don't blink.
Ever.
You never see me blink. I just blink right there.
Ooooooooh look at this quality.
These sickas can't even tell if I blink or not. Damn, let's go. Setting up blink detection. After pressing begin, blink a few times towards the screen. Blink to fill the boxes. Oh, Right amount.
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Get started freeThat was kind of crazy.
Oh, no.
Close your eyes to begin.
Okay, up, down, up, down. I didn't blink there. Hey, okay. I blinked there. I'm making a lot now.
Sometimes it just stays closed, or is that just me? Let me try.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, I'm trying not to give y'all epilepsy,
because please try you guys.
Oh crap crap crap crap. Okay, I am blinking a lot. Hold on. I'm trying. Hold up.
Oh my goodness. that was hard. Can I get a flashlight? I need to open a door. Okay. I see what y'all did there. You will be working in disposal.
You must collect waste from the depot.
Okay.
And bring it to the incinerator in section A.
Easy.
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The freak was that?
Okay, so I pick it up, incinerate boxes, collect boxes in the depot, incinerate in section A. Hold on, I got a basketball! They put this in here because I'm black.
All right, hold up.
Hey.
You know, they used to call me LeBron back in the day. E to inspect. I fix the incinerator again. They say it's my job, but no one else ever comes down here. I haven't seen another face in days, or was it weeks? My hands still work.
That's what matters.
One, two, four. What's up with this music?
Yeah, we about to die.
So we got some blood happening over here. If you see him, do not blink. Do not look away. He is fast. We're screwed. My freaking webcam is bugging out and we're screwed. or screw.
See sometimes my eyeballs just lock in. Hello? Okay, that's fine. Let's put this in here. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
Uh.
Nice.
What's in here? Nice. What's in here?
What?
Okay so clearly we're not it to be let out, just say it. I'm so glad access got denied because I literally thought I was about to get a game over right there
Okay
Got some more trash here. This seems like a very weird job This is one of those situations where it's not about the job It's about this experiment that I'm in You think they couldn't put a trash chute at the end of this conveyor belt What is the point of having a person take trash from one place to another? Yeah, then I tell you there's something in there something wants me dead
All right, we see him don't look away I'm trying to keep my blinks charged oh My bad my bad man, what I get low low juice in here. All right Sometimes when you long blink, you get a shorter like return. I don't know what I'm talking about.
Employee number 157.
There's a special delivery
that you must dispose of in the nest.
Okay. The nest can be found in section B. Say less, I'm on the way.
Hang arrow.
Okay.
The nest.
So that's to the left.
I must say I am a little bit curious as to what's going on in here what's gotten everybody so spooked.
I mean 155 is, you know, he's bleeding all over his paper and stuff like what's going on. I mean you're trying to scare me with this music. I'm not scared.
Inbound. Should I do this, guys? Hello. I'm locked in. I'm not blinking. Oh, I blinked and it didn't catch it that time. I'm not blinking. I'm not blinking. I'm not blinking. I'm not blinking. I'm not blinking.
I'm locked in.
Not blinking. Oh, I blinked and it didn't catch it that time. Hey guys, got a got a package. Am I incinerating this or special delivery to the incinerator This is getting repetitive. I'm expecting a switch up right about now. Or in the next 60 seconds. Oops. Corey, go ahead and edit all of this out until something crazy happens. It's the name of the game! Oh great heavens!
Get back! Get back! Get back! I'm about to blink! Come back, come back!
I'm about to blink. he's blocking the generator all right all right bet you're cooked you're cooked brother you're cooked oh oh I got a blink Wait, where's the generator? Is this the generator? It's gotta be the generator. Break room? Is this the generator? It's gotta be the generator.
Break room?
Close the door. Who the? Oh! Dang! 142?
I do not envy you.
Hey, but appreciate you setting up this break room. Dang! 142? I do not envy you. Hey, but appreciate you setting up this break room. Oh, is this his little pee bucket? Oh, he survived as long as he could. Wait, I know this ain't days. Just gotta be minutes.
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Get started freeNo way he survived this many days. I watched one of them die. Same face as me. Same he begged me I didn't open the door dang same face same hand so what we're clone I'm a clone we're all clones this is where this is an experiment of course we we all got numbers.
Oh, so you was outside. I close that door up.
I don't know where the generators this way.
Generators this way.
Safe room.
Okay. Okay, this is the safe room. It is an autonomous compliance facilitator. It does not require motivation. It does not question protocol. It does not stop. Each unit is equipped with reactive post-visual tracking. It adjusts behavior based on observational input. When it is seen, it waits. When it is unseen, it performs. The illusion of purpose reduces conflict. The illusion of choice removes it entirely. Vision.
Your vision is your mission. Your vision is your mission. Your vision is your mission. Reduces conflict the illusion of choice removes it entirely
Wait, why is this door open?
Can you just come in? What the heck was that? Look look look look if I just move around look Am I blinking? Fix your freaking game. Oh shoot, I did not mean to blink. Oh my goodness. Generators this way.
Generator, generator, please.
Storage. Close the door. Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! My eyes closed. Oh, my eyes closed. Cause I thought they were open. How did he get in front of me? Lock in, lock in, lock in. I'm going to go check on the other side. Okay.
Management? Am I not in the, closed the door! Oh, now the door wants to close, okay. Generator is this way. I really wanna be done with this game. I don't know if I'm getting any auto saves, but if not Yeah, I'm not redoing this
The concept is fire The concept of this game and look at them
Fine a hobby
Generator. Hello.
What?
What?
Bro, I'm just keep walking through.
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Get started freeI'm just keep walking through. He put me up here? Dang! Dang You always got to throw some respect For people that are just doing something different the gameplay was designed around the mechanic
You know the mechanic super fired the gameplay loop itself obviously nothing to write home about but hopefully you guys enjoyed vigil I just want to play this because I saw it look pretty cool and it was a short game hopefully you guys enjoyed if you did please subscribe to join the samurai and until next time my brothers and sisters Cause my name is Kareem Kench samurai and until next time my brothers and sisters Cause my name is Kareem Kench
You win, perfect
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