What's wrong with it?
Something wrong with his ramp, bro. Oh, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it. You'll have like about a 10 minute tutorial you gotta roll through. I'll be here just hitting sick lines and kissing dudes. I'm gonna entertain my chat while you're doing all that, alright?
Alright, fine, fine, fine, fine.
I'm gonna make sure I'm jingling the that, alright? Alright, fine, fine, fine, fine.
I'm gonna make sure I'm jingling the keys in front of the children. Here we go.
What happened?
Oh well.
Let's try that again.
Perfect. Damn, boy, I got rigor mortis, boy.
I'm stuck in midair, ain't nothing wrong with me. I Just be doing crazy in this game not even reacting no more. It's just like second nature to me I'm just gonna be casually skate with these guys. I don't even know what this would be a video I'm just here to play and stream it
Wahoo, give me some time
oh my god you can do it that's great
oh my god land it I'm gonna put a couple ramps down and try and land on him it's my plan in this stream I just want to do tricks I can do it IRL. That's it It's the only ones I'm trying to do
Really me too, dude. I'm only doing face plants. It's so good face plants
Oh my god, let's go dude. I'm retiring. This is my car now. Oh I see you, I see you. Yeah, uh, the party system is a little buggy sometimes. What up grandma? Let me take a look at those. Stop looking at my fucking yits. Let me take a look at them. You can't even see anything. I tried to put on a crop top. I don't even care anymore bro. I'm just gonna go skate. See ya. I got you go to sleep Is that you putting your stuff? Sick finally a drop in
Yeah, next me next go ahead
Oh my yo my turn my turn you ready for this shit you ready? You just disappear
Oh, no grandma
That actually looks like you that's crazy, what am I doing? We're being freaks let me take off the hat. Yes Hold on let's get serious.
Get a place.
Oh cool, now I have somewhere to skate.
This is so sick.
That's sick.
It-
The bench was cursed!
Don't go on the bench!
Does Smitty pay his taxes?
Interesting question.
Let's move on.
Hi, IRS.
Nice try, buddy! IRS nice try buddy have to be high three for this what's happening to me bro Oh, I'm falling in slow-mo! I'm falling in slow-mo, boy! Oh, boy! I'm gonna come back down in a second, don't worry about me now.
Are you straight up?
This view on me is crazy looking straight up.
God, when he invented ribeye.
Oh, there he is!
Oh, damn!
You know what I mean, like, if you... I, check this guy, hold on, I got this.
Oh I'm down here, down here, this one's moving.
Come on! Ooooooh!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I am in the atmosphere!
Guys, you should teleport to me right now, you should find a way to do it. I want to tell you guys
oh boy is your body would you want to
get there
oh my god is on the event horizon
alright I'm going to teach you guys something this is really cool come down here come down here um So apparently you can power slide down. That's what I'm trying to do bitch get a little more speed a little more speed there Too much speed go at it at an angle and like try and yeah, just pull back on the same side you're going down did you go around okay did you land it I was gonna say go for the
ramps I set up earlier that's crazy Oh He's dead he fucking died
This looks good we got a lot of options now first try first try surely Oh, no, dude, I fucking had that shit. That's crazy. Uh huh. Uh huh.
Oh, my God, there's so many ramps over here. It's like surely we got them line up.
What does LBX do?
Somebody tell me to do that.
Oh, let me land this and I'll tell you.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I hit a truck immediately.
I did land it though. Okay, set your board up like this. Get back over here. You're going to push forward on your left analog stick to drop it, but when you do it, immediately hit the bail trigger. So right bumper, left bumper, and both analog sticks.
Okay.
Oh my god!
45, 57,000. Right bumper, left bumper, and both analog sticks. Okay. Oh my!
I'm 45, 57,000, 80, 90,000 meters away. I'm 100,000 meters away.
After you do the drop in by hitting forward on left stick, immediately bail. Immediately hit the bail trigger, which is right bumper, left bumper, and push both analog sticks in. Bro, aren't you a counter strike gamer?
How is this so hard for you?
What a fucking. Left bumper left bumper and push both analog sticks in bro. Aren't you a counter strike game?
He's not doing it fast enough
It's all in the head Dude there's so many buses in the way guys good fucking look. There is a traffic jam in the city right now, boys. I got it! Oh!
Did that bus work?
Alright, let's go boys.
Ow!
I'll lead him.
Ah, what a miss!
Bus!
To figure out what it's like, just go ahead and roll down, and then just go off this ramp.
Yep.
Okay, hold on. this is actually kind of crazy
They said this shit up nice
Dude, I'm actually in poop position like this is this is like poop is a crime shitting dude actually this is crazy. Oh Flop you gotta see this dog You'll be spaghetti, I'm just gonna give it a sec. All right, follow me This is the line Shit I fell fuck God
More to one of us bro. What's your problem? Are you not you a child dude?
He literally has never played a video game on the way point before
You do not have you don't have to I off the second round
Like this. Tisch, bro. Oh, damn! We got it! Yeah!
No!
No!
Dude!
It's funny, I placed that ramp based on where I landed when I first did it. And I haven't been able to do it since.
Just kidding.
Come on!
Oh, I almost hit a custom,
just a basic ramp on a map damn games make you work It's like it's a little more elation when you get it to Oh my Oh look at my board bro, look at the board! Is there a way to look at your board?
That's crazy.
Ah! God! Just move the fucking thing up two feet and we got it dude! This is it, this is it. No! It's the same spot!
Three fucking times dude, just my knees! Me and you Tucker. Alright, just me. I'm going, I'm going me I'm gonna get it you died so I could live I'm just got scammed I got scammed oops I'm gonna get a first try
Truck that was crazy. I'm gonna wait here. Oh, oh
My god
Help you hold on come over you okay?
Hey, I'm I wait. I want you to lay there and start hitting you with it. Wake up, dude.
Wake up.
Whoever lands this first-
Oh, Tucker.
God, I got you, buddy.
Don't worry.
Don't beat me.
Oh, no way.
Whoever lands this first can stop being friends with me. Oh my god, I got her.
Yeah! Unlock the dish like the dish. They see that metal bar. You go above it or go Guys did you see that I got above it? Oh here it comes
I know what the problem is. What am I doing bro? I know what the problem is. Where is it?
All right, perfect I know what the problem is. Where is it? All right, perfect.
I'm ready. First try.
I believe, just come back fresh from retirement.
I believe in God now.
No!
Almost, dude.
Almost.
Hit it, Tucker. Bye, Tucker. Hit it, three. Yes, sir. No problem. Come on! Dude
Yes, sir, no problem
You gotta be kidding me bro, look at this goddamn thing look at that look at this shit I have like a horror movie angle bro. This is crazy.
That is the best controller I've also ever had. What the hell?
Damn. How did I land and you just ate shit like that? Oh no. What? Oh No, what what what I'm doing a shoo-wee Should I see a doctor about this one that can't be healthy. on let me just pop it back in place there we go there we go still a little messed up here okay so there's two options so you could either you see that hole in the church that or the window that's open I'll place a ramp in there so we can actually land there's like if you go through the window you'll open. I'll place a ramp in there, so we can actually land. There's like a- if you go through the window, you'll see some scaffolding.
All right.
You'll see that. I'm going to place a ramp on it. Oh, damn, I am going to jump over the church, bro.
Oh, almost! Oh Wait Want to try and hit both those ramps and then transfer off the back one to the right
Like this no did I landed it and then what's wrong with it so wrong with it that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it
yeah I've already got this
Shit wait, can I fly back out the window? Nope
Call that's a great angle
Yeah, here we go
If I had a ramp down there that would I'm putting a one down here. Just in case I'm putting one down here. Just in case that was insane.
Take me to church.
I hate that song so much.
I turned my fucking body.
I would have had it.
I was like the Keemstar scream.
Oh, I see've had it. That was like the Keemstar scream. Hold on Hey, bro, wake up
You okay, I'm trying to manual on the ledge the ledge is so small I was trying to like no comply on to it and then manual no comply then manual on to it. Yeah, good fucking luck done All that oh my god, oh my god That was crazy. Actually, I don't know. It just looked really clean and somebody just remove the fucking rail. No, it's still there I want to put an umbrella in the way though. I got an idea with it Yeah, wait, it's still there. I want to put an umbrella in the way though. I got an idea with it Yeah, wait, it's gonna go crazy
It's like a fucking obstacle Come around this way and then just start power sliding around this yo What the hell this is physics brothers how it works in real life? This is this is a high station wheels say you ain't never skated before just tell me bro I'll be doing this shit when I was like 12. I never skated before I could tell that's never had
You guys never had a childhood then I could tell If you question in this being a real skater, but wait, is someone serious? Oh my god Someone just cracked the code my chat and told me how to go Go all the way around like once or not all the way but almost and then once you're like about to like fly off start manually Touch the ground Oh my god Becky! Move that bus!
Oh no problem Clear the bus
Oh come on you son of a bitch
Dude
Good luck, have fun, be safe
Oh I got it, this is the one
Come on!
Damn bruh, I made it though Damn bruh, I made it though Alright, thanks for watching me become a professional at being a dumbass in this game.
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