INCOMODANDO A KARINA TORRES ¿Cual fue tu problema con Marifer Centeno?

Steff Loaiza

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You did have problems with Marifer Centeno.

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Oh girl, let's prepare the guachile. And I came up with the idea of doing a stream on my Facebook having sexual relationships, dude. You! I realized he had a girlfriend.

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Uh-huh.

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And I was moving, here is the the kitchen of Chava, the new one. From the new house, then the house tour will come. For the moment we are still getting comfortable, so don't say goodbye to me, friends. Well, I'm in Mandil, from Chava, fresh. And here is another one, because I have a guest. This time we are going to make a transition. We're going to try, okay?

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This is a very special guest. Charismatic, very believable, she comes from Tinto. In this channel there's magic, as you can see.

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My guest!

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Hi, friend, how are you? Well, here, pure pure beauty as you can know Thank you very much for inviting me

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Thank you for coming. Hey, tell us what your name is What do you do?

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What do you do as a woman in prison? My name is Karina, I am a lioness of heart, green belt And I dedicate myself to social networks You know how to cause pity that people see me as poor to us but the other's wrong I'm going to be the one to do it. Barbie, a real Barbie can be whatever she wants to be. Enough. I feel so fine. Why?

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Because I feel fine. The company, the treat, a nice coffee, everything is so nice. And we came here to do it. And to have a good time. Yes, but tell us what are you going to cook for us? I was thinking about all of this,

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I was talking to a very professional chef, as you know I have a degree in gastronomy, yes my love, really?

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of course,

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swear to me a degree in gastronomy, and we are going to make a typical dish from Mazatlan

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traca

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what do you have in mind?

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me? I bought the ingredients and The truth is, sisters, all this is a trick. I just came to cook for her and well, the truth is, let's see if they give me a truck to return me. I don't know what I'm going to do.

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I would like to get out of here.

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Oh, it's not true.

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We are going to cook a delicious aguachile. You bought the things, you were telling me. I gave her a water child. Oh, poor thing.

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And the other one.

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What?

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Water child. Oh, poor thing.

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That's how you say it here?

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Oh, now that you say it here, this girl, sis. Oh, that's how they are when they premiere in the kitchen,

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to be honest.

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No.

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No.

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She's going to be like, what? What? What? What?

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What?

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What?

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What?

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What? What? What? What? What? I think you speak better English than me In fact, I'm a teacher in English Really? Of course, stupid I don't believe you

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Believe me

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Let's see

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What's your name? No, let's see what's next, let's see what's up

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He's going to prepare a aguachilito, let's see how it goes I've actually prepared aguachile, but it's been a long time since I've made it

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It's been a long time. Yes, I've been here for 5 years. Really? We would like to know why you prepared this. Tell us! Tell us, my friend. You are our guest. Thank you!

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Thank you Kimberly for coming. Your sister is Kimberly, you are Steffi. Sorry. I have to confess that I know you because of your sister. Obviously. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I love to go to the canteens, grabbing what's not mine. So I thought, maybe my friend can help me out. But no, she's very relaxed. Very relaxed, sister. When I got here, she gave me a kick. Everything was great, man. Everything was great.

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What's a kick?

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Like this.

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A slap.

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And it's hot, right?

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A lot.

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And we have three air conditioners on.

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Three airs. Yes. Oh, what a dummy, there's no way to figure it out. We have three airs, Jota. In fact, even the one under the forehead is also on.

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You can't?

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No, man, I can't do anything. I have a fever, but it's fine, friend, let's sweat like real dudes.

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Now, the ingredients have to appear, just with an applause. Guys, we are back! One very important thing I almost forgot to say You are a girl that drinks alcohol A holy girl, a virgin girl A what?

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Virgin Virgin Oh girl, I can tell I almost don't know english

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Me neither I'm a virgin girl

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I'm a virgin girl.

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Since she can't drink alcohol because she's a Santurrona, we're going to give her Serrano chili.

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No, Habanero, baby.

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Habanero.

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Of course, so a question you don't want to answer is all the chili inside.

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No, I'm used to putting all the chili inside. Yes?

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Of course, my love, you don't. to the chili no no

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no no

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no

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no no It's a push water. It's push water, man. Push water is the one that makes you do the trick. With a bottle. But well, we're in the kitchen.

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A bottle.

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I'll explain. There's a bottle. And pass me that bottle that's there, please. This bottle is filled with water.

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Okay.

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You put a little trick on it and this gets into the asterisk. And then you press it like this and all the water like this. to purified. And you look skinny. My love, you're not going to use any lipos.

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But well, we're in the kitchen, we don't have to talk about those things. And there are the shrimp. Obviously, we have here lemons, cucumber, onion, and the shrimp. That's enough for a guachile. We'll tell you if you're going to use it or not.

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Keep following the recipe. Yes, and don they don't make fun of us, and that they enjoy us, because we're going to be making a lot of scandal, the truth is, my friend.

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The truth is.

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Oh, the truth.

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Oh, my friend, how beautiful.

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You too.

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Oh, I really liked this girl, she's very simple. And the part is also a little strawberry, and so this is cool. I was bullied. I was bullied in school. Why? Because you were pretty?

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I was fat.

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I don't believe you. You were pretty. You moved like a lady.

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I had less neck.

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You are well surgered. The truth. A little.

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And the one who can.

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What a bitch. Before friend, the one who can, fat. Before, I needed the bat.

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Why the bat?

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Because they hung you on the ass. Oh, my friend, you're telling me her.

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I what?

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Oh, no, oh, this one.

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I'm going to cry.

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Don't cry, friend. You don't know. Don't cry, friend. I know that being beautiful is very difficult. For us, pretty girls, it's very difficult to go out and be seen by men with desire.

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Now, friends, let's start. I'm going to tell you something very important.

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That you're going to premiere it?

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Yes.

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Oh, that's cool.

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But it's because with Paola we use a blender. Whenever I'm going to record a video, I use a blender. liquid For It's like a liquid, and it tastes like chili, onion, and I was like, I have to buy a blender.

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I bought a Chava blender. Like a surgery blender, but not a blender.

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I don't understand.

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Like it doesn't fit me.

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Like it doesn't fit me. Oh, my pixie fell off. Oh girl, Chava's eyelashes. Don't you use false eyelashes?

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Here in the corner. But they look super you and your eyes are colored, right?

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Yes.

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What a shame. They are false. Oh, boy.

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Well, first of all, we are going to open this to have everything here comfortable because

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this is very important.

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So.

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Help me.

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Ninja. I'm going to put a little bit of this on my finger.

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I'm going to put a little bit of this on my finger.

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I'm going to put a little bit of this on my finger.

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I'm going to put a little bit of this on my finger.

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I'm going to put a little It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.

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It's good.

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It's good.

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It's good.

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It's good. I You first! Women first! You're a bitch! What a hot chick!

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I'm cold!

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What is a hot chick? For us, the ones in the center of the country is a girl empowered a girl who loves to do what she does You're one of those special ones that say, the trapper don't grab the grater.

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The truth.

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Well, obviously I grab it when I have to. But if I say, oh, how cool.

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If you wake up in the morning and say,

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I want to grate, no.

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Oh, well, who gives me the right to say that? The truth, comadre. I'm going to put a little bit of it. We're going to play a game. We're going to play a game. We're going to put the blender on. We're going to put a weight on it. The one who grabs the weight wins. She's going to start first.

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Be careful, Estefi.

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Just like that?

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You have to be classy. You have to grab it like this. Those movements are going to be very weird.

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Hold it.

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It's ready from the tip, all like this, so that it will get the foam. Girl, have you done the squirt?

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What is that?

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Don't you know what the squirt is?

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Golden rain.

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It's the house...

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Yeah.

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Have you done this?

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No.

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Oh, poor little girl. I don't know if that's what you're referring to.

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The golden rain is when I'm like this. I have to confess something. I have to confess something. Because if you don't know, I used to work like this. So, I used to work as a prostitute.

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Everything is fine.

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No, nothing is wrong. Production. I used to work as a prostitute. And one time I went with a client. No, no pasa nada. Producción. Me dedicaba a la prostitucion. Y una vez me fui con un cliente. Y después yo de acabar el truco, que me dice el cliente,

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¿dejas hacerte la lluvia dorada? Y yo estaba sentada en la taza así como niña buena. Y de repente se sacó la así y me mió.

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¡Esa es la lluvia dorada!

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Y yo pensando otra cosa. I'm not a good guy. Cuéntanos qué pensaste. Pues el de la luna bella. El orgasmo. Ay, lo de la luna bella. Pues es la lluvia. El es queer, ¿no? El es, ¿cómo?

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Queer? Sí.

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Es queer.

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Sí, pero es que si dijiste eso, yo, pues no es eso, ¿no?

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Sí, lo has hecho tú. I'm so embarrassed! But well, well, well. I'm a fool. I'm a fool too. Does this help you? Like, oh no, I'm embarrassed. You're doing everything.

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So, she was scared. And you let her be scared?

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Yes, yes, really. And what did you do?

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Well, I liked it. You liked being scared? Yes, It's like learning new things.

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And you were peeing?

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I was doing it after I finished doing the trick. And I sat down like this in the cup to get their creatures out. Because I'm a bad mother, you know? I mean, I left them in the cup. So, I sat down and then he said, Do you want me to make you the golden rain? And I said, yes, make me the golden rain.

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I was very hot, very hot, I said yes, make me the golden rain. And he said, me mea. Very cool. And what did you say? I felt good, but then I said, what did you do? But it's part of the cocktail, right?

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It's part of life. Well, hot. Hahaha It's better if it goes in like this, right? And if it comes out flying? Let's see, production. But like, it can't come out at least, because that goes around and it's going to come out and it's going to break the glass.

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No, it doesn't come out. Ah, because this, look, I'm going to explain a little bit because I worked on this.

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I sold blenders there in the center.

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Yes.

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Of course, besides, I is it, friend? Oh, better you, in case you break it.

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Hahaha.

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It's yours.

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It has to be upside down.

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Come on, is it upside down?

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It's that it doesn't have that ribbon.

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Oh, this one, look.

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The ribbon, the ribbon.

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Oh, Estefi, how can youi, you're not a housewife. Oh, there.

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Oh, girl, that's complete.

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I knew it.

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Eat it.

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Now, son.

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And that makes me press this and it doesn't move anymore.

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It's vegetables.

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It's vegetables. You see, she just bought it and she's already breaking it. Oh, Steffi, how careless. Oh, why do you have so many things there, girl? Oh! Oh! Oh, thank you production. Now, guys, we're going to start with the first question. We're going to wash our hands to prepare.

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I don't want to wash my hands, so I want to.

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But you know, it tastes better. Let's start with the questions.

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No, no, we're going to wash our hands. Why don't you put it here?

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Oh, Estefi, I'm so sorry.

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Oh, Estefi, how pretty.

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Oh, thankfi, I'm so sorry. Oh, Estefi, how beautiful.

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Oh, thank you very much.

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Thank you, Cassiano.

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It looks like golden rain. Golden rain. Beer? This is the Luna Bella.

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They finished it.

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Now we are going to start breaking the things.

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Why do we start with the shrimp? Because of the lemon.

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Oh, yeah, the lemon... No, you have to enjoy the lemon.

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Stupid.

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You have to cook the shrimp.

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The shrimp is taken from the sea. They take it to a distributor, right? When they take it there, they go buy it, and then we have to say, lemon. Lemon grows from trees.

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Right?

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And we have to add lemon. Lemon is the face of the trees. Right? And we have to like it.

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The truth.

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But it's going to be very fast.

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Oh, really, bitch?

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Oh, I already remembered how it is. We're so stupid.

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No, you are. No, no, no, don't generalize. My intestine. Tell me, girl.

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Since we have a lot of lemon, for it to be liked, Yes, yes. Tell me, friend. Since this has a lot of lemon, so that it shortens, we have to make the sauce first. And since the shrimp at the end, we put it all on top of what we prepared and all the

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show.

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It's going to be ready. But let's go with the first question, right? You did have problems with seafood, right?

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Oh, friend, let's prepare the guachile.

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I thought it was something fast.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! I just a meca you told us more you see to see to be no no to be problems connected a key is para los que no saben marie person to know is una chica que nos invitaron a las redes digitales de televisa para lo de la casa los famosos es una analítica no es anali anali anali analiza las facciones la pologa que hace quienes la verdad era bien intenso mi comadre porque para I don't know who she is. She was very intense, my friend, because in every place we went, she would say, you're standing like this because you have this and because of this. And then you do it like this, you're doing it for this. I was even like, I said, Jota, come here.

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So you don't tell me anything, Jota. But she is very extroverted, she is very, but she is very cool. The truth. I had no problem. She was saying things on social media But she is her, it's her essence, her way of being There's no way to say, oh, behave

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Oh, well, yes, she's a greener You can't be saying those things to her

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She's a good person I feel like a good guy holding this like this Well, he's jealous, eh? Everything's calm I already felt good, man!

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What's up, girl? What's your name? Now, what are we going to be a little bit more aggressive. I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive. I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive. I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive. I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive.

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I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive.

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I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive.

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I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive. I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive. is I can't stand it. I can't work like this. I'm leaving. So, we have to make the sauce first?

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With cooked shrimp?

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That was in the contract. It said cooked shrimp.

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It's not going to work.

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Liar, liar. No, but aguachile is with raw shrimp.

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But no, you have to make it with cooked shrimp.

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It's like shrimp to peel raw, my friend, as you say, my friend

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not cooked

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you're going to give me work later

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I'm the one who doesn't have a decision you don't know how to make a decision, right? neither do I

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I'm a man's dependent I love to drag myself, you're also a crumb

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yes, really

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it's true that it's very nice to be a crumb I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She made the big mistake of throwing a cucumber at the anisette. As you can see, Paola is very stubborn. And well, the cucumber itself, she peeled it and ate it.

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I can't believe it.

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Yes, really. I swear to you, Paola. Seriously, Paola got in, she introduced a cucumber in her part. She didn't tell you when she came. You would have told her, girl. She's going to tell Paola that she just came to take off her mask. But everyone knows that she ate a cucumber one day

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and it was really bad. It was really like this, like a puppy. And she says that after that, she peeled that cucumber and ate it with a knife.

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Because she was hungry.

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And with a knife.

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Oh, what a shame that this didn't come out! You know you have to do it like this so it doesn't come out bitter. No, is that so?

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Yes, of course.

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Lady's tricks.

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Lady's tricks, of Chechava.

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Look, that's why it comes out bitter.

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Hey, it is true, right?

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Yes.

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Who told you this secret, friend? My mom. Well, my friend gave us the tip that you have to do it like they did to the beautiful moon. I was slicing the baby. Who? What?

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I was slicing the cucumber.

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What?

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I was slicing it.

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Oh, slicing it.

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I was slicing it.

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Oh, poor husband of yours. Oh, baby.

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So I said, no, I'm going to get the...

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We were fighting and she was very calm and she took out the potato peeler like it was nothing.

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Oh, boy.

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I didn't have anything.

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Well, I didn't remember How dare you stupid? This house costs more than 20 million

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Of course there are potatoes

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Look

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Oh my friend

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This is the licua Oh my friend your hand Be careful Steffi How do we split it? How does it look better? I say in squares No right? In squares?

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No, in half moon. Oh, half moon. Oh, beautiful moon, if you're watching this broadcast, I'm sorry baby.

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What is the most awkward thing that has happened to you on dating sites?

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That I get dumped.

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That's the most awkward thing that has happened to you? Yes, my friend.

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But why? I don't know. Sometimes I have a platform that is made of a yellow mask. I'm promoting myself here, I'm in Mazatlán. It's a yellow mask. And they left it in my face.

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And why?

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I'm not going to tell you. They're going to say I'm a joker. They tell me, I'll see you at this place, and I go, and they keep me waiting for an hour, and he doesn't show up.

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Oh, that's a shame.

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I'm already with Push Water and everything.

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Oh, that's a shame.

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In super glue. That's the most terrible thing that's happened to me, and the most terrible thing that's happened to me, oh, is that once I got a big one when I went to France. Oh, in France! and the old man was like this cool, right? if you're going to tell, tell it well

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tell it, tell it

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what size animal? the truth, like this

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and like this

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and like this yes, sister, like this it even weighed him the boy was tall, I went to a club and the boy was cool with me I didn't speak French, obviously, I don't speak Spanish

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So the guy translated everything and he loved me But you know what's the problem? The Europeans are really... I don't... Come here, come here I don't...

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They really don't care about me They don't care Hey, but you have to remove the seeds too nooo you don't let my friend do her stuff

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nooo you don't remove the seeds

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but the seeds no you don't remove the seeds

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I also always see them with seeds

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you want to get us to work the recipe I saw the recipe you saw is better but this is like steff. Right, girl?

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Of course.

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Five years, the bullet. You didn't do it five years ago, right?

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Yes, five years ago.

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And then, I didn't end up messing with the old man, with Madrid, he ended up putting his foot like this, in his mouth, and sucked it, and everything, sister. Your foot? I'm going to tell you, I have a past. Tell me, tell me. We're listening.

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I'm going to confess,

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I've been with a lot of guys,

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and I've been with a lot of guys, and I've been with a lot of guys, and I've been with a lot of guys,

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and I've been with back when I get the most is the I'm not gonna confess I'm not gonna get you're going to move to make on some of my child I'm not gonna move or I think that you know that I'm not being my I'll get you to do this to me

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and to mark it was a single told I get the police to see what was up on a lot of work here me I'm going to leave the trash here, friend. You don't like the pig, do you? I don't like it. I don't like it. Oh no, Steffi, I'm going to be very sad when you pick it up.

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No, tomorrow they will come.

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Oh, what a bitch!

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Don't say it with that intention.

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Oh, baby.

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And you're going to be dirty. Oh, well, it's to leave the trash there. Once I was doing very badly. I'm gonna be in my little spartan seniority to trees come on. Let's part on me. I love me to Gracias baby No, no, I'm gonna make that time to your daddy. We're gonna follow Paola the weather is here in Donde

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Saniya no importa Espacio la cifra That girl doesn't matter. She needs space. And then, it was really bad, I had the idea of doing a live stream on my Facebook. I was with a client, I was working as a good girl, and I had the idea of doing a live stream on my Facebook having sexual intercourse.

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You! That's the past that haunts me. Just like you hear it.

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And who was there?

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Dude, the old man wasn't... But they didn't send you a text? No, nothing, man. No, not yet. That was before I was on social media. I worked as a good girl

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and I got on my Facebook, because I was doing really bad. I was with a client who hired me. And the client wasn't, hairy, hairy. And I thought about transmitting live, I put my phone like this, and the bed was here, and I was on top of him, giving him some sentons, like this, but I wasn't even a little bit,

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I was always percussed, but not a little bit. So I transmitted live, and I started saying, hairy, hairy, hairy, hairy, hairy, hairy. That's why they call me hairy, hairy, hairy, honey.

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Yeah!

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What do you think, honey?

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Hey, but no one saw that video?

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Oh, you already broke them, honey. Oh, what a shame.

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Did you send it?

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Yes.

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Really?

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Yes, honey, my brothers saw it. Oh, Kimberly, really. Kimberly, you are happy! Do you want to talk to me? Or what show? Well, I don't know what to say. She looks like a maniac. I understand your husband. When you need help, Andy, I don't know.

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You are very intense, my friend. No, not really.

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If you mess with me, I'm going to fight.

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It's a threat.

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It's a threat to the comment.

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No, I have my character.

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You look like a bitch. You look like a bitch.

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No, my character I mean...

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So you're a bit of a slut. When you don't like someone, you don't. Even if you can pretend, you say you love them, you can't.

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How did you like me?

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I want you to leave.

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Oh, Estefina, tell me. I'm so sorry, I haven't run so much with so much delicacy and so much education. Thank you.

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I want you to leave.

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You already left.

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Lie, lie.

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And then what's next, friend? Oh, but this is not going to fit.

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Who came up with buying these lemons, wey, and we have this?

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With your hand, friend.

29:12

I can't do it.

29:13

Of course you can with your hand. Where are we going to add the lemon? In the blender. In the blender. Well, I don't have the strength.

29:27

She's opening the blender. We understand her at the same time.

29:41

Of course, friend. How do you see it, comadre?

29:44

Well, the truth is...

29:45

What do you recommend after that great turbid and dirty past?

29:48

That I go to that therapy.

29:50

May you love yourself, Jota.

29:51

May you love yourself, ultimately.

29:52

And my brothers sent me a message, friend.

29:55

And what did they say?

29:55

I've never talked about it on social media, huh? But what did they say? I was feeling really bad and I left the video on my Facebook You still posted it? I posted it and I didn't delete it And my brothers told me that I had nephews and they could see me And that I should delete it All my brothers texted me

30:14

They called me And I was feeling really bad at a friend's house

30:17

And when did you realize?

30:18

The next day, I left it all night

30:22

And when did you realize what you did?

30:24

When my brothers told me the video and I played the video the one you uploaded and I got in and the video was very hairy, very hairy and I shared it a lot of times

30:34

Do you know if that video still exists?

30:36

Well, maybe

30:38

It's very hard

30:40

Do you like it that way?

30:42

Well, no, I don't like it that way

30:44

You don't like it that hard. You don't like it that hard? I don't have that much strength. Oh, the other one. I need to work on my strength of hands, guys. If not, I won't be able to open a can of tuna.

30:52

I can teach you some exercises. Fingers? Fingers. You have to practice with your husband. Would you dare? No, really.

31:04

You start like this. No, no, not like that. marido si de marias ay estefina empieces del asi no no asi no es asi movimientos de muñeca bueno el de tu marido

31:14

jajajajaja

31:16

a perdon asi pachiche no pues con las puras I'm going to cook the shrimp. You want to boil them? Yes. Why? Aren't they going to cook with the lemon?

31:25

So you can crave them? No, I'm going to crave them if I eat them like this.

31:27

No, you have to...

31:28

No. It can be half and half.

31:30

No, we're going to do it like this, man.

31:31

I do crave them.

31:32

Look, I'm afraid of the raw part.

31:33

Right now, me. I'm afraid of raw food right now you have a stomach ache?

31:46

yes, it hurts a little bit

31:48

oh no, then we better cook them

31:50

oh poor thing

31:54

oh Steffi, you're weird you're weird ok, what's next?

32:02

ok, guys, listen, look ok, what's up? I have to get the hang of it I'm going to make a little bit of a sauce. I'm going to put a little bit of chili pepper. I'm going to put a little bit of salt. I'm going to put a little bit of pepper. I'm going to put a little bit of salt. I'm going to put a little bit of pepper.

32:22

I'm going to put a little bit of salt. I'm going to cut the onion in half. In half. Julias. Pass me the half or how? In Julias. In Julias. Oh, poor thing. In half moons. Yes, yes. It's just that Nayar told me to make you look more ... more mamona. Don't worry if you see yourself. Let's I'm gonna go with Juliana. Juliana, Juliana, Estefi. Juliana. Ay, Estefi. Juliana. Hey, but you're not going to add onion to that, bro?

32:52

You don't add onion to this, right? No. It bothers you that they call you Apocalypse.

33:00

Apocalypse.

33:02

Do you know what Apocalypse is? No. Please, look for Apocalypse. Apocalipto Do you know what apocalipto is? No Please search for apocalipto You tell me if I look like her

33:08

I think I know who she is I know a lady that looks like her I know a lady I know a lady that looks like her

33:18

because I searched on google

33:20

because you can find everything on google

33:22

No!

33:24

Do I look like him?

33:26

no, what is the main character? the main character is this one

33:30

well no no, it doesn't look like him no, it doesn't look like him

33:36

it's true that it's not him

33:38

no the camera doesn't do justice to me, right?

33:42

the truth is no, I'm going to tell you that the camera never does justice to anyone.

33:46

Because my friend is beautiful, she's small, waist, body and everything, and white, white, well, whiter than here, but white, white.

33:56

Why whiter than here?

34:00

It's not true, friend, it's your tone, don't listen to that bitch. Let's see, how many did you put? Half an onion. I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it.

34:27

I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it.

34:33

I'm going to eat what you eat. I don't think you eat what I eat. I don't believe you so much, Guerrera. Ah, I'm going to tell you something, friend. I don't mind being called an apocalypse, you know? Because I don't look like one.

34:51

You really don't look like one.

34:52

I don't think so.

34:53

No, no.

34:53

If I'm being honest, no.

34:55

The truth is, what did start to bother me, I was like, the Apache of the lottery. They told me I look like an Apache. Or the one with the 100 pesos bill. The one that goes like this. That's when I wanted to attack myself. Because I was like, no, no, I don't look like the Apache of the lottery. The one that goes like this.

35:18

Look, actually, they took a picture of me with a meme

35:22

when I was in Osiris.

35:24

No, you don't look like you. Oh, Estefi. Oh, girl, you're like an onion.

35:28

You're crazy, crazy. Don't listen to them.

35:30

But that did cause me conflict, that they called me the loser of the lottery. But then I said, well, I don't look like it.

35:37

But it did make you feel bad.

35:38

Yes, because you think... I'm not saying that, but we create content. And obviously, what we do the most, or at least I know you do, is that people feel comfortable with our content. And obviously, it's us, but people feel comfortable. And you want something that they don't like,

35:56

when you start, it affects you, right?

35:58

Yes, yes, yes.

35:59

It did happen to you, right?

36:00

Yes, it did.

36:01

To me too. It feels ugly. What do you think, friend?

36:05

As long as you know that they are telling you about curex.

36:08

Well, they do tell me about curex, but...

36:10

There comes a time when you say, yes, I will look like one.

36:12

How can I help you, Estefi? You've done everything, friend.

36:15

Ah, we already blended the...

36:17

No.

36:18

To put cilantro. How much do we put? You calculate it It smells like pure beautiful moon Oh, I fell Don't put them in, baby

36:32

No

36:34

Like this, like this, my friend? You are one of those girls that when your mom was cooking, you liked to be with her, watching what she was doing? Yes

36:42

Me too, look

36:43

The truth is yes, but I never got the hang of it. Why? You always told me, look, so you can cook when you're older. And I said, no, I can't. I did pay attention, but I never caught it.

36:53

Or more?

36:54

I just rinse them or leave them with water.

36:56

No, I was a kid. I'm a man, didn't you know?

37:05

No.

37:06

Oh, no way.

37:06

You can't tell?

37:07

No.

37:08

No, really?

37:08

Not even the green part.

37:09

No.

37:10

I can't tell my beard.

37:11

Dude, I used to cook.

37:13

Oh, no.

37:13

Laura, you should become a chef.

37:16

I would like to, but I want to make desserts. Oh, really? Yes. I like to do it.

37:26

The chantilly and all those tricks.

37:28

Yes.

37:29

I like to make cakes.

37:31

Me too.

37:33

Really?

37:34

Yes, really. I'm a baker.

37:36

Yes?

37:37

Of course. And what do you like to do?

37:39

What do you like to do the most? What I like to do the most is... No, really, I'm not going to do any tricks. What I like to do the most is... I would like to study psychology, my friend.

37:47

Oh, my God.

37:48

I would like to be a psychologist.

37:49

You have a chance.

37:50

Really? Yes.

37:52

Do I look like a maniac?

37:53

Yes, yes. Do I look like a maniac?

37:55

Really?

37:56

What is the strongest thing you have done for love? Whatever you want. If not, honey... No, better with this.

38:06

Because my belly is burning. Tell us, tell us!

38:07

And then there won't be any aguachile. Crying over a man. I mean, crying over a man, begging him. Incarmelé.

38:13

Ah.

38:14

The truth is, a long time ago, I did. And fighting over a man, all at once.

38:17

With who?

38:19

With some girls.

38:20

Really?

38:21

I fought. I'm serious. I got into a fight. Tell us, write it down. Why do I have to tell you? I'm telling you so many things in this movie.

38:28

Oh, come on.

38:30

Do you realize, my friend, that... I don't know if we're going to tell you or not.

38:34

Tell us, tell us.

38:36

Well, this guy, when I was with him, he had a girlfriend. And I was his lover. But I was like 17 years old. And the boy was 19. And we were girlfriends from the band and all those tricks.

38:50

Oh, what a bitch my comrade, you're going to get it.

38:57

It's a bitch.

39:00

She can't, as you can see, she can't. Let's see, Estefi. Relax, mom, relax, friend can't. As you can see, she can't. Let's see, Estefi. Relax, love. Relax, friend. Inhale. Look, here it says it's this way.

39:10

There it's closed.

39:11

Uh-huh.

39:12

Now. Oh Oh, sisters! If you want, we can add a little habanero.

39:45

Do you like spicy food?

39:46

I love it.

39:47

Ah, let's add a little habanero.

39:49

Cut a little piece of that. And if you need more salt, add more.

39:52

If you need more salt.

39:53

But more, eh?

39:54

Yes, more salt.

39:57

Oh, girl, I almost spilled it. Jota, my little girl. I almost spilled it. Oh, baby! What is this salt from? From the Himalayas. No way! Where do you buy so much?

40:08

They sent it to me!

40:10

Who sent it to you?

40:12

The salt! I was making some snacks in a YouTube video. And it went viral. I said, salt! This salt doesn't salt! Because I put a lot of salt.

40:24

And since it doesn't salt so much, they sent me salt

40:27

How well she's made up! Himalayan salt, poor thing She thinks she looks good with those vulgarities

40:33

Hey, but look, it helps you a lot with your health

40:35

Really? For the cholesterol?

40:37

Yes, for the heart

40:38

I look like a little doll, right? With my face like this, my friend

40:42

How did you put it?

40:43

I was struggling with that poor blender, my dear.

40:46

It was here, right?

40:47

Yes, it has arrows, how Indian.

40:50

Get ready, Estefi. And it stops when you do this. I'm going to try it. It's good. It's good.

41:06

It's good.

41:08

It's good.

41:10

It's good.

41:24

It's good. Let's try the sauce.

41:26

Hey, Estefi, when you're done, you can go rest.

41:32

I feel like it needs more salt.

41:34

Oh, it's already very damaged. She wants another salt case. Let's see, girl. Oh, it's very spicy, man. Man, you're going to be cold. If you add a little salt.

41:46

But we wait because the shrimp is salty. You have to add a teaspoon of English salt and a teaspoon of margarine.

41:53

Oh, this is also salty. In what you answer these questions, I add that, okay?

41:57

Okay.

41:58

Oh, I was already answering one that I didn't answer.

42:00

Oh, what is the strongest thing you've done for your husband?

42:01

Oh, this. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. No, por lo menos. No, si gané. Y que crees que paso cuando le dije una jota? Y si, me peleé por él.

42:28

Ay no, que feo. Nunca hagan eso, hermanas. Quieranse un poquito. Aunque estén feas, mal hechas y todas, da hasta la fregada como la productora.

42:35

Por si ta.

42:38

Por él.

42:39

Y que paso con el hombre? Well, the man has already continued his life, comadre. Well, yes, but what did he say to you at that moment? Well, the man is fine, Fer. Do you think a man is going to be happy because you fight for him, wey? And the other, the other Melinqué, because I...

42:52

Ah, they are different.

42:53

Yes, they are different. The other Melinqué, ay, amiga. The other Melinqué too, wey. I linked to that one. And what did you say? That she wouldn't leave and that she wouldn't leave me. Oh my God, give me a hug.

43:06

I love you, my sister.

43:08

I still have my knees.

43:14

I still have them cramped. No, he's a bastard, right?

43:18

So ugly. And apart I imagine your despair, how he was going to leave and I don't want you to go.

43:23

I don't want you to leave. I don't want you to leave. I'm sorry, after I had done the punches and I was jealous, and I got to raise my hand, and I helped him, and... Oh, what strong statements! And then I linked and apologized. And he said, no, I don't want to be with you anymore.

43:38

So you loved him, but you screwed him.

43:40

I'm very impulsive, girl. Oh, girl! You cut the roll so you don't cry. No, girl, it's not the eyelashes, dude.

43:58

The glue, it's like...

43:59

I feel like I'm free.

44:00

Look, you see?

44:01

You let go of your karmas.

44:02

They say that when we're cooking the holy food, you kind of empower yourself.

44:09

You feel more feminine, right?

44:10

Yes.

44:11

How to activate feminine energy? I watch videos of that, you don't.

44:15

Really?

44:16

Yes.

44:16

No, I watch... I listen to Carl... Carl... Carl...

44:21

I don't like that sauce.

44:23

We don't like it.

44:24

We screw it up. Let's see, girl. Carlsju, Carlsju. to improve it. You can't do anything friend because all the lemon is already there. What do you have? You're going to do it wrong, so better I think. If we don't add this chili, this one is there, we don't add this jalapeño. But do you think that with this the flavor is removed? You can improve it a little. Okay, and if we add more cucumber? Well, you have to add more cucumber. A quarter and a quarter. This bitch. There I go J. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. The cunó, right?

45:08

Do you know the cunó? Yes, she's a very good man.

45:12

Oh, friend. Nothing happens. Oh, what a pity. My friend is cleaning the floor. She says, this bitch is not going to come to do what to do. Let's see if we can put the sauce of this J.

45:34

The sauces screwed her up. That's black aguachile.

45:36

Exactly. It's black aguachile.

45:38

And that black aguachile occupies the chili of the tree.

45:42

Stupid.

45:43

I have not returned.

45:44

Let's see, friend. the water Chilean air okupa Chile the arbor is to PDA yeah no way to be a me so much of a castle but I said I watch it is a little something No, no, no. A ver, que pase. Que pase la desgraciada. Tu no eres la desgraciada eh. Pues mira ya se compuso un poquito con el pepino wey. Ya no sale igual.

46:09

No, si esta buena.

46:10

Es que estaba mas buena.

46:11

Es que estaba mas rica.

46:12

No chinga la tuya perra.

46:13

Ay si esta bien buena.

46:14

Si esta buena. We are the ones with the names. They didn't try the first one, plebs. The other one is good. Oh, the other one, plebs. Why weren't you talking to me like that, friend? Why weren't you talking like that, Estefi?

46:29

Like what?

46:30

Like, from here, from Mazatlán, like that. Oh, plebs.

46:33

Guys, we already have the mix, we already have the aguachile. Here we are decorating it, machín, dog. When you were a worker, did a famous sexuasist look for you for something?

46:46

I think so.

46:47

A name?

46:48

No, I can't say names. In Mexico City, with a soccer player. I worked there at the end of the day, and a soccer player broke up with me. It seems like he was from a team... Oh, girl, no way. Iranian shrimp pozole!

47:04

Oh, girl, Iran! I am me gano mames your arm posole de camarón I nena I mean yeah, I know No, my man is a man by bueno footballista y todas las de ahí del punto de geron mexicano mexicano si chivas no te puedo decir amiga porque que tal si me vuelve a buscar

47:25

Pues nada más le dice poquito manicure Yes. Chivas. I can't tell you, friend, because you'll look for me again. Ay, what! How do you say it?

47:27

And what happened? Well, I just gave it a little manicure.

47:29

Like this.

47:31

And that's it.

47:32

And that was a little while ago?

47:32

No, this is old. It's been like 10 years, more or less.

47:40

And did you like it or not?

47:41

Oh, it was really delicious, the old man, huh? Big legs, like that, very cool. And all the girls told me, Diana and my friends, there was a butcher in Mexico City. She told me, don't mess with one that is a bolis, I'll take care of that one, he never raised anyone. And he raised me.

47:56

How did you stay?

47:58

She ate.

48:00

And prieta. Oh, what? I ate, I ate. When will you have another one? I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about having another one. I want to get a nose job and a rib luxury.

48:10

But you already have a pretty nose.

48:11

But I just want to look more trans. I want to look more like this. I feel like you have a pretty nose.

48:16

I feel like you have a pretty nose. I feel like you have a pretty nose.

48:18

Yes, my friend.

48:19

Natural, pretty. I'm a little bit of a baby. I'm a little bit of a baby. I'm a little bit of a baby. I'm a little bit of a baby. I'm a little bit of a baby.

48:25

I'm a little bit of a baby. I'm a little bit of a baby.

48:27

I'm a little bit of a baby.

48:30

I'm a little. That's why. Like I did have some fat. Oh, and you put on some girls' clothes?

48:46

I put on... I just had an operation once.

48:48

From the boobies?

48:49

I put on 250, I think.

48:50

Well, your husband eats well, right?

48:51

Now I understand.

48:52

Well, now, I bring the totopos.

48:53

What else do I bring?

48:54

Well... Salt? I'm going to try it. It's a little bit spicy. It's a little bit spicy. It's a little bit spicy. It's a little bit spicy.

49:25

It's a little bit spicy.

49:26

It's a little bit spicy.

49:27

It's a little bit spicy. It's a little bit spicy. I see a big around the world. I see a big around the world. I see a big around the world.

49:46

I see a big around the world. I see a big around the world.

49:50

I see a big around the world.

50:02

I see a big around the world. I told them! But they said, no! Fuck the salt! We made a mistake, friend!

50:05

The pink salt doesn't salt!

50:07

And the red caviar had to be cooked with salt.

50:10

I told them! With onion and tomato.

50:12

But we still didn't screw it up, right?

50:14

Yes, it's a little untasty, but... But it tastes good!

50:17

I feel like we are prepared to make the big and super-fucking seafood. It's super delicious. We already knew, that's why we didn't... Do you like it? Go ahead, have some.

50:28

So he can try the recipe he found.

50:31

Delicious. But he did miss the shrimp. That was our mistake. Sorry, producer. I hope I can hire you. Try it, if it hurts us all, it hurts us all.

50:46

Is it good?

50:48

It's good.

50:50

Oh, my friend! I feel like it's because we did it with our hands.

50:54

Besides, we didn't wash our hands and we went to the bathroom. What do you think, Leslie?

50:58

To say, girls, chiquis.

51:00

It's good.

51:02

Oh, my mouth is watering!

51:04

It's making my mouth! It's not in your mouth. I swear, when you were describing it, I didn't expect it.

51:12

See, friend?

51:14

It's missing salt. Fee was right, it's missing salt.

51:18

I give it a 7 out of 10.

51:20

I give it a 7 out of 10. We were missing more. The water and everything is good, but the Yes, we were missing more. I mean, the water and everything is great, but the shrimp, we did miss the shrimp.

51:28

Yes, we missed a little bit, but honestly, for the other one, we would be pros. Unless with one last question to finish.

51:33

Of course, baby.

51:34

Is it true that you fought with ants? What do you mean you fought with ants?

51:39

With washing ants, with the headlights of the cars, with the car lights, the cars, the trees. Why did you fight with ants? Man, when I got high, I would get really high.

51:50

What did the ant say to you?

51:51

Well, the ant said that they were very bitchy and they said, you have to put guava water, you know what guava water is? Guare, activator. And I was like, Guare? And I remember that. I remember that they would put me, no, you see how stupid I am. Guare. Guare.

52:05

Guare, guare. I would put on the antlers. I would put on the antlers and fight with them. And they would say, you're a bitch.

52:17

But you listened to them.

52:20

No, I listened to them, but I would say, you think you're a bitch because you bite. I always lived having enemies in life, girl. That's why drugs aren't good, don't get scared, they'll stay like this.

52:32

What do you think?

52:33

Well, honestly, I'm glad you're out of your madness.

52:35

Oh, girl, look at this. Well, I'm still there.

52:38

You don't talk to ants anymore.

52:39

No, I talk to people. At least. I changed categories, didn't I? At least.

52:46

Right, my friend?

52:47

Do you want to know how many kids you're going to have?

52:49

Oh, the other one!

52:52

Call me!

52:53

Because soon I'll get my line.

52:55

What can you say? Do you want kids?

52:57

Do you know how to read minds?

52:58

No.

52:59

I'm scared. She's starting to get the... I feel like you're crying. No, no. You're already naked, you're so well made.

53:06

Let's see.

53:06

Do you want to have kids?

53:07

Let's see.

53:08

Oh, yeah!

53:09

Let's see, go for it.

53:12

Do you want to have kids or not?

53:13

No.

53:13

No, you don't want to have kids. Let's see if you're going to have kids.

53:16

Close your eyes.

53:17

Let's connect with your maternal energy. I feel like you're just watching me, and I'm like, stupid. Can I open my eyes now?

53:27

Yes.

53:29

A boy.

53:36

A bunny.

53:38

A girl.

53:39

She's moving her pendulum. Look at her face. I'll keep being penetrated.

53:45

I'm a pendulum.

53:49

Girl, boy, girl.

53:51

Girl.

53:53

Maybe you don't know if you're going to get a billionaire businessman with daughters.

53:57

Hey, girl, why did the pendulum move?

53:59

Because those are the daughters you're going to have. Or that you can have.

54:02

Oh, girl, come here. I have a psychiatrist's number.

54:05

Oh, really?

54:08

You're not alone, huh?

54:11

You're not alone.

54:11

Don't tremble, dude.

54:12

Ha ha ha ha ha.

54:15

Did you get scared?

54:16

Yes!

54:17

It's just that it moved.

54:18

It moves, really? Yes, I'm going to have a boy and a girl. Cheers! I'm going to have a boy and a girl. If you're a boy, you're a girl. My grandmother has 14 children. And the 14 came out and a girl, a girl.

54:28

So, you're a real cleric.

54:30

Well, since I've known her.

54:32

You have that hallucination.

54:34

I'm a bad Mexican.

54:36

And there I knew we were going to be together forever.

54:38

Oh, no, that's witchcraft.

54:40

We got him out of where you left it. And then I gave it the calzón tea, you know? Of course, very good, recommended.

54:46

This color came out better. In fact, I gave it to you.

54:50

Oh, what a bitch, I gave it to you so you could come back with your husband. But well, friends, that's all for today's video. If you liked it, give it a like and comment ants if you are at this point in the video. I'm going to be honest, I'm not a big fan of the chili sauce, but I'm going to be honest, I'm going to be honest, I'm going to be honest, I'm going to be honest, I'm going to be honest, I'm going to be honest, I'm going to be honest, I'm going to be honest, I'm going to be honest,

55:14

I'm going to be honest, I liked meeting you, you treated me well, I had a good time, I enjoyed it, I relaxed and above all I enjoyed your company. She was a very simple girl, I'm not saying it in a bad way, but she was a little nervous, but look, we already did good chemistry, we joked, we distracted ourselves and we had a great time. She was a very simple girl, I'm not saying it in a bad way, but she was a little nervous, but look, we already did good chemistry, we joked, we distracted ourselves and we had a great time.

55:38

And thanks. No way. So see you in a next video guys, we love you a lot, bye bye. Bye, mugrosas migajeras.

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