INDIA’S GOT LATENT S2 EP1 ft. Alia Bhatt, Sharvari, Ashish Solanki

Before we begin the show actually, let's do one thing that I did not do last season and I regretted it.Welcome to the first ever episode of India's Got Latent season 2.Let's start the show.for you.Let's introduce one after the other.For the worst father, this is actually the biggest guest of Latent so far.

This is the highest point of Latent and the lowest point of her career.Make some noise forAlia Bhatt!What a panel!Alia ji, thank you so much for coming, first of all.No, no, take your time.

You can drink this if you want.

No, I'm okay.I have a water bottle.

Oh, you don't drink normal people's water?Which rich people's water is this?

There are special electrolytes in it, so I don't pass out with fear.

Are you afraid?Why are you afraid?They love you.Come on, don't you love Alia Bhatt?

Thank you.

By the way, if you are feeling tired and you don't have electrolytes, you cannot afford electrolytes.You can always go for Avatar, the protein drink that gives you wings.No, that gives you wings.Sorry.First of all, I can't believe you're here.Genuinely.

Yeah, I'm kind of regretting it right now.Thank you for contributing to my film.

Yeah, of course.I regret so many things in life.But genuinely, Alia ji, it's like I'm so nervous sitting next to you.Genuinely.I'm such a big fan.of your husband.

And of you also.Of course, of you also.But Alia ji, you are such a big actress.Your movies have made 5000 -6000 crores.You have so many Filmfare Awards.National Award.

Best Actress Award.Why the f**k are you here?Why did you come to Latent?Where are the cons?Where is Latent?But you have a camera here.

No, Samay.Genuinely, I think we can all say this with pride.absolute clarity and be so so grateful for all the laughs that we've had thanks to Kapil Sharma.

Oh damn!What happened to Zakir bhai?

What can I say?Tonight I'm still alive.

Genuinely jokes apart, it's an honour that you've come.Can we have a round of applause for Alia Bhartman?Come on.Next, we have Sharwari.I have to open this to see her full name.What is this?

Sharwari ji, tell us something about yourself.

What should I say?

Who are you?

Please tell me.

Written your name as Alia plus one.

Thank you.Thank you for having me.

Thank you so much.Thank you so much.for coming.Have you seen the latest?

I have seen it.In clips and parts on news channels.

Solanki bhai, thank you so much for coming again.

Samay, honestly, I want to say something.I have spent so much time with you in the last one year.I have missed this show more than my kids.

You never miss your kids.Come on.What the f**k?Day before yesterday, his phone was locked for two hours.Because the password was on his son's data.First father in the world.

Isn't his wife here?

Yeah.Imagine.No one with the kids.

As a fellow parent, what do you feel about it?

No, I pass no judgment.I feel you do you and they do them.

That's so sweet.Can you please teach my friend how to not pass judgment?

Then you won't have a show.

For the first actor of the night, Suhasini.Come on, come on guys.Come on, come on, come on.Jigna was bad.

Please control yourself.

No, but genuinely it was very bad.

Thank you very much.

But you have a lovely voice.Why don't you sing a nice song?Can you teach me quickly if I want to sing?Can you teach me Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Da Ni Sa?

I teach it in Do Re Mi.

Bye!You have a good voice.Thank you.

You said you've just moved to Bombay.I'm trying to move to Bombay.Oh, you've not moved yet.So, where are you from?I'm from Delhi.Okay.

He must have sung a song there.Who said you can go to Mumbai?You have to go.You have to go.You have to go.Did you write something on Assam?

I didn't write anything on anyone.

Did you write something on Assam or Guwahati?No?

Sorry.

What's your favorite state, Alia?State of silence now.Alia, what happened?

Thinking?

We're thinking which is the favorite state.We have our favorite state, not who's the president of India.

What do you actually know?

Draupadi Murugan, National Award.

What's the matter?Get one of our FIRs removed from her.

Something very interesting is that you have a sunflower tattoo on your body.And it's facing towards you because you believe that I'm my own sunshine.

Yes.Because when you are everybody's cheerleader, then you don't have a cheerleader.That's really nice.

You have any tattoos?

It's faded.

What is it?Can't I see the tattoo on the mic?Your favorite book is Alchemist.Thank you.

I love it.

Nobody's motivated now.Give that to Sunil Pal also.

I didn't understand everything in English.Did you just teach math?Didn't you talk to anyone in class?ABCXYZ.

And a Punjabi kid.

He's Balraj's son.

He hasn't come home for months.

Suhasini, how long are you here in Mumbai?

I'm here for 5 -7 days.

5 -7 days?And then you'll go to?

I'm trying to figure out if I can get a flat here.

In 5 -7 days?

I'm trying.Let's see.

How will you get it in 5 days?Do you have a broker?Give me his number.There must be a Marathi broker.

It's very difficult.You don't even get a bathroom below Rs. 50 ,000.

You'll get Rs. 50 ,000 in Malad.No?But if you want something under Rs. 50 ,000, then you're to buy the AI Plus Nova phone.Very cheap.Very cheap.12 ,000 only.

It's very good.Isn't it?It's very cheap.And if there's anything cheaper than this, it's Flipkart Minutes.It's the most cheapest.And don't get me wrong.

Cheapest.The cheapest way you can order your food, grocery, anything.And the quickest, of course, but the cheapest also.Cheap.It's the cheapest.It's really cheap.

So, Suhasini, music joke for you.I hope Like your music, you find A -flat.I'll give you lakhs of rupees if you make Alia understand.I'll make her understand.Give it to me.That reminds me.

That actually reminds me that for the season 2 of Latent, we have decided to do something very nice, very charitable.Can...Do we have the badges here?Salam Bombay badges.So, whoever is watching at home, you can...There's a link in the description as well as a QR code.

We'll put it down for like some time here.So, you can donate.It'll be going to a good cause.So now, Suhasini ji, genuinely you had a great voice.Hopefully you get a flat, you get everything that you want, and in five days.Let's see.

So it's time to score Suhasini now.So for your singing, I give you a 10.But you're writing at a minus three.Okay?So, I gave you...My score to you is seven.

Alia has given eight.

Yeah, I think you have a beautiful voice.And you must continue singing.And you must continue emitting all that sunshine.

Oh!Still, how does she know how to hate?She is so unfaithful.Don't look at her.Alia Bhatt will read it in the comments.

Okay, Sherwari.

Sherwari has also given eight.Solanki.Eight.

Six.

Six.Sing a song.The two.And Balraj.

So please don't ever lose that hope.I've given you 7 .5.Please keep going.

7 .5 by Shankar Mahadevan.So that makes you average.Of course not.Of course not.You're below average.You're not.

That makes you average.Jokes apart.That makes you average.7.I got so flat.You're less than that.

I'm positive.

It's gonna be nice.

No, but you're very, very good.Thank you so much for coming out, Suhasini ji.

Can we have a louder round of applause for Suhasini?Suhasini, come on, come on.

Suhasini ji, you don't make us feel small.You get Avatar protein from us.Because you have five days to find a flat.You need some energy.Please take this.Actually, take this one.

Because I like this one.Unless you want this.Still, Alia will have to abuse.Thank you so much.You are so sweet, Suhasini ji.So make some noise for Sukrut Deo.

Poetry, poetry and humor.Let's see.Start it from there.This Mahesh button coming.

Sharmay bhai, I love you.I love you too.Love means love.I fell in love with her.I fell in love with her every moment.She also fell in love with me.

Even I fell in love with her.I remember.I remember, I measured every nook, corner, alley, and corner because of her.I remember, I measured every nook, corner, alley, and corner

You deserve better.

What kind of behavior is this?To find out whether I drank or not.

Genuinely.

You are acting, right?

Yes.

Okay.

Wow.I won if you think that I really drank.

Mr. Sharvaraj, you see what good acting is.

Both of you are seasoned actors.Will you rate their acting out of 10?Which he is doing right now.

No, he's too good.We are just like looking and he's like, he's not breaking the character.He's not breaking the character.He's answering in between.It's actually incredible.

He hasn't left the character at all.

Not at all.And he has started from there.

After seeing our score, he must have gone to drink in real.

Sukrut Deo, where are you from?

I'm from Maharashtra.I mean, Amarnath, near Kalyan.Have you acted in any movies or short films?No, I haven't.I've worked in Marathi serials.I've done small roles.

And I do Marathi theatre.It's been 8 years since I've done theatre.

He is saying such good things and here it is written, I get horny, I watch porn, masturbation.

What is this?I had to write that.Last time I didn't write, I won't come here.I respect all of you.It was fun.

You have written, I could not control my feelings for Samay and Bhuvan.

Whatever it is, it is right.Because when that person is in pain, who has entertained me or who has made me laugh, I really feel bad.Bhuvan bhai also had an incident.His parents expired.So I DMed him on Instagram, but he didn't reply.That's a different story.

But I did my job, and I felt like I should talk to him.That's great.And when Mr. Sameer's latest film was released, I felt really bad.So that's why I went there every day.But I was also happy when you made a comeback.Bhuvan Bhai's fresh news came out.

Bhindor came and when your special came, I drank two quarters of it.Cheers!

I drank till 2 o 'clock.Where's my phone?It's downstairs.This was yours, right?I'll drink till 2 o 'clock.I have a phone which I'm going to upgrade to AI+.

Right now, it has only I.I want to do a call of you and a friend of mine.Bhuvan?Yeah, why not?That's great.Bhuvan.

Thank you, Mahesh.Thank you so much.I love you.Hello, Bhuvan.bhai.I can't see your face.

What are you wearing?It's leaking.Happy that you're also coming up with season 2.

Season 2 is coming up.A big round of applause for Dindola.

Thank you so much, bhai.Where are you now?Okay, take care.See you soon.Take care.Bye -bye.

So, time to...Oh, shit!Shit!Shit!Shit!Oh, shit!

Shit!Shit!Shit!Sorry.Sorry.I forgot the main one.

I forgot the main one.Oh, shit!Shit!Shit!Bhuvan Bhai, Bhuvan Bhai, I forgot to call you for one important thing.Will you come on Latent this season?

Thank you so much, Bhai.Take care of yourself.I'll see you on Latent soon.Okay?Take care.No, no.

Before...Of course, jokes apart.We have a contestant here.He's a very, very emotional fan of you.And he wanted to say something to you.

Bhuvan Bhai, I still watch your old episodes.And I'm showing them to my mom, who is a good clean comedian.I am waiting for your episodes.Please upload a new episode soon.Or if you can't find it, at least upload something.I can't wait to see your fresh episodes.

Thank you, brother.And sometimes check the DM as well.

He is opening a diary.

What is this?

Before this, I had sent auditions for Latent a couple of times.But unfortunately, I was not selected.Should I perform what I had written in 2 minutes?Yes, do it.I am an artist.I change my face but not my identity.

I live the life of an actor but not my own.I do shine in the light of the stage, but I pass through the darkness for that shine.My dream is to buy this world, but I don't have a penny in my pocket.My dream is to buy this world, but I don't have a penny in my pocket.I'm always connected to the stage, but I don't have a penny in my pocket.I've lost everywhere, but I still don't have a penny.

I've lost everywhere, but I still don't have a penny.As long as I live, I don't have the strength to snatch the hope of this artist.

What a guy.I love you so much, Asukrit Dev bhai.What a guy.But all your characters are drunkards.

No, it's not like that.I've done a lot of characters.Any other character?

Yes, I was about to ask the same.

It's a live audition.Select next time.

Next time you won't meet.You'll become so popular now.

100%.You're going to go viral.

Thank you so much, ma 'am.I feel shy.But you know, Mr. Sharveri has a similar story.She was an assistant director first.I thought she was drunk.

She can't even stand properly.No, no.

My name is Sharveri.I am four years old.

You have also seen your fair share of struggle, right?Yes.So what advice do you have for this guy here?

Honestly, I'm inspired by you.Genuinely.I hope you win.And I'm really inspired.Thank you.

Thank you.

All right.It's time to score, Sukhrudev.

Yes.

So I have given you a 10 on 10, my brother.

Thank you, Sukhrudev.

10 plus.Alia -ji has also given you a 10.Thank you, Sukhrudev.Sharwar -ji has given you a 10.

10.

10.Solanki.10 out of 10.Don't do this.

My average is bad.What are you saying?It's 10 out of 10 from my heart.

It's 10 out of 10 from my heart.It's been years since I made Mahahul.I've lost as much as I wanted to.

So, your average is 10 out of 5.Assuming you gave yourself less.

I'll be poor again.

It's very good.Why did you give 8?

I did this for the first time.How much does it bother you?

So, if you don't mind, can we see the real Sukhrudev?

Yes.

I'm telling you, next time don't forget.

Oh, so you won't break the character?What if he says cut?Cut.

That happens in cinema, right?

This is also cinema in a way.

Cut.Hi, this is Sukrudev.

Fantastic, bro.Fantastic.

Wow, man.

Why are you crying?Just so that you can share your feelings with us.Why are you crying?

He didn't get 1 lakh, right?

I really wanted to perform in front of a huge crowd one day.And everyone will like my character or my acting.And I made everyone so happy.

Bro, bro.Can you look at the center camera?Can we get a close -up?

If we all change ours and put 8888 for him?

Just send UPI directly, no?We'll do something today, differently from before.I will give you an option to win one of the best phones in the world.AI plus phone.Do you want it?I want it too.

How big is your heart?Which phone do you have?Can we hamper please?Let's go.

India's got latent BIO.Everybody knows how the whole world is going to be seeing this.So I think the next time we see you, you're going to be a huge star.

that all the girls in Mumbai are animal lovers.And as soon as I tell them that I'm an animal lover, I have 30 buffaloes at home, they stop talking to me.There's some hypocrisy in the society regarding animal love.Everyone wants aesthetic value in animal love.Everyone wants to have a dog and a cat.No one wants to have a buffalo.

Whereas, look, a buffalo is a much better pet.Because what do you find in a pet?Personality.A buffalo's personality is its personality.It's a dog's personality.If you pet a dog, it keeps following you all day.

A buffalo, on the other hand, You can honk as much as you want.She doesn't move.Buffaloes live in attitude.What do you want her to say to you?

Wow!Gajendra Puri, what a guy!Amazing!How are you guys?We'll start, don't worry.How did he take a pause?

So you said you're from Rajasthan?Yes.Where in Rajasthan?

Bali.

That's why it says I grew up in Bali, not that one.And here it says, I learnt about women's issues from watching Bali Ka Vadhu.Can you elaborate?I was a salesman in a clothes shop at the age of 13.

Yeah, I worked in my brother's shop actually.I came to Bombay for the first time.I didn't have a job.But I wanted to work in business.I wanted to make some business.

At 13 you started working?Yeah, I'm from Marwadi.Clearly some Balega influence.

But were you good in sales?Yeah, I worked in sales for a month in Diwali.And I sold a lot of clothes.

Let's sell one ticket of Solanki.Avatar ka protein bar, although you don't need to sell it.It's amazing already.But let's say you had to sell it.

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To whom?To whom?To whom?To whomSo you can take this.Okay.

So that photo will be made right now.

And if I say that I am with some other brand and this will definitely be cut, then?

Then the avatar will be cut.It's very good because you did Munjia film.Yes.You had to play some kind of avatar there.Yes.Find you a new avatar for the next movie.

You know what?I will take it.And I will do it.Because some people have watched my film.Give me all of them.

I saw it in the theatres.Thank you.And I was one of the two people there.

Thank you so much, Gajendra bhai, for coming.Cheers.Thank you so much.Thank you for having me.

Wait, wait, wait, Gajendra bhai.

You have to score a point.

What happened?It's my habit to do it and leave.

Gajendra bhai, I really liked you.I'm going to give youa 9. 9 .5 by Alia ji.Sharwari ji has given 10 on10.9. 9 by Ashish Solanki.

9. 9 by Dev Shabel.Decide it.So that makes your average 9 .5.When did you write it?

Come on, come on.

Nice to meet you guys.I know you saw me Shirabi?What is his name?Ashish Solanki?Solanki, yeah.He's not lanky at all.

He's weak.And, uh, Bulraj Gay.Disgusting name.Disgusting.We have CIA.Reason to be here is to give out these, uh, free H -1B people.

H -1B.What else you want from me?

Oil.

You want oil?Come to the island, my friend.There's a lot.I'm done.

So, Dolan Trump, how did you...You already have a mic.

He gave it to me. I don't know what to say.There's so much unemployment in this country.Three people.What is taking from the minorities?What to take it from?Take it from the rich guys, my friends.

I don't know.

Why you are starting so many wars and fucking the stock market and killing people?

Firstly, if you don't know English, it's all right.Don't be so scared.So scared.So scared.Disgusting.But I didn't say the words.

We were playing Counter -Strike with my friends.And the other team was Iran.I told them to bomb Iran.I'm just glad the other guy, what's his, the actual run beer, Barbadia.He creeps me out.We banned him from the island.

Not your run beer.He's a nice guy.He's classy.Barbadia.Disgusting.Disgusting.

Don't answer.What brings you to India?

I tell you, I'm going to give out these two H1B visas for free because I know a lot of you are upset.A lot of you want to go to the U .S.of A. And I'm going to make that happen for you.Somebody give it, she said.

Please speak to Mr. Trump.

I didn't understand this.

Do you understand Hindi as well?

Can you speak a little bit Hindi?Actually, let's converse in Hindi.How about that?

I learn a few Hindi songs.

Songs?

Okay, can you sing a Hindi song for us?Alright, this one goes out to my gay friend.I've heard a lot of these...Not Barack, he's a fake guy.Why are you throwing it?

Who's your favorite world leader?

Me.Why does there have to be anybody?It's just me.It's all about me.Thank you.I'm the best asshole you will ever see anywhere.

Can we have a stunt director?in the house?

He's too good.

You've written, I'm a protein pagloo and love alternate sources of protein like bhujia, chola, bhatura, egg wala cake.

Yeah.

Okay, so as Donald Trump, can you explain this to us?

Protein is important for muscle growth.

Brother Donald, help a brother out.

Oh, so you can have this protein wafer.It looks delicious.I can't wait to get my hands on it.And whatever it's called, it looks tasty.

It's called Avatar.

Avatar?Like the blue guys?Yeah.Avatar.

Why don't you try it?Should we make you try this?I don't know if you'll like it because it has no oil.

As long as you're putting it in my mouth, I'm...Yeah.It's tasty.It's amazing.Yeah.Mission from here is to make America straight again and make...

It's so funny that he didn't get a US visa.

This one's for you.

Thank you.

It says H1B visa Hyderabad to Bengaluru.One way visa for Pushpak travel non -AC bus.

You're welcome.

How long are Trump until this war continues?I thought he stopped at how long.

I don't know, man. I have no idea.I just told them.Like I said, we were playing Counter -Strike and then they...

Sorry, sorry.We've got another question.

I'm just curious.And this is nothing to do with politics, of course.Alright.Are you bald?

How dare you say that?This is my real hair.I'm gonna show it to you.Check it out.It's my real hair.

Thank you.Thank you.Beautiful.So beautiful.Suddenly, we have Vin Diesel under this cap.Sorry, Jason Statham.

Thank you.

Vin Ethanol.

Thank you for cracking a joke.Everybody got to justify their salary, man.All right.Need somebody to help to put this back on?GIA?

Thank you.

Thank you.He's a gentleman.Oh, my God.Yeah, he's good.Yeah, smells good.Why are you touching me, then?

Alia, why are you not speaking to him?

I'm just stumped again by how in character he is.So I'm just enjoying it.

Yeah, she could learn a thing or two about saying character.Not you, Alankya.You're a good actress.

She's a good actress.

She has to go to Malad, right?I didn't even say anything.

A big round of applause for Donald Trump, man.What a fucking guy.What a guy.I have no words for this guy.Time to score Donald Trump.

Mr. Balraj.Brother, it's a 10 on 10 for me.Let's go.You're too good.

100%.10 on 10.

Thank you.Sabari?

Mine's 9 .5.What?

Okay.10 from Alia.

Whoa!I want to explain myself because I was actually feeling like intimidated and like I was face palming and getting really awkward and stressed.So, like that's a fabulous...

Yeah, I didn't say hi to the women around me.It's alright.

No, that means you did a fabulous job.So, congratulations.Thank you.Amazing.

And of course, I also give you a 10 on a 10, my brother.

and that makes your average 10 all right okay so uh i've given myself a score which is the highest number i can count to which is 10

What is this?

Make some noise for Alia!

A gift for you.You know, you can take any of these phones.They're all AI plus phones.

Are they made in China?

In fact, they're actually made in India.

Alright, I'm gonna put some tariffs on them.

No.

I'll break everything.

It's not mine.I know.

Not even in this.Your tongue is like a planet.Do you have any positive thoughts?No.Ms. Samiksha, do you have any talent?

Not at all.

She's here to beat me up.

What would you like to say to Sameer since you've met him?Nothing.

She's a walking rage bait.Take a photo.

My blood pressure is increasing.

Take your blood pressure medicine.

What do you think is the biggest issue faced by youth today?

No one can bring him.

What was your last caption?No means no.

Samiksha ji, I am just having fun with you.I hope you are not feeling bad.

No, not at all.Of course.

I am not feeling bad.

She is very strong.

Five interesting and fun things about you.You have to explain.Number one.Shah Rukh Khan used to pee in his hands.

How old were you?Okay, you have already asked.My father used to work in the film industry.He held me in his hands and made me dance.And when Shah Rukh took me in his hands, I was 3 -4 months pregnant.You must be nervous.

Yes.Shah Rukh sir didn't understand and did it.

Okay.But the interesting thing is point number 2.Did you see?Padukone used his vanity as a washroom.Did you see his bladder control?

What do girls like the most in a boy?

Who said that?

Poor people.Mr. Sharoli.What are three things you want to do before you die?One is to have a hit.

One is to have a hit.One is to hit you.Second is to never get hit on by you.

As a person who has achieved everything, let me tell you this.As a person who has achieved so many things, what do you look forward to in life?Genuine question.

End of this show.

You should do that.I want to go home.

Actually, wherever I sit, I'm in a pond.All the young boys come there.They smoke cigarettes and sing songs.Wow!He also smokes cigarettes there, so we are friends.

He doesn't even want to say it.

His family will see it.Why are you feeling shy?Did you hear your rap?

Genuine question.Why did you think Gully Boy was rubbish?Just for my knowledge.

No, I said it as a joke.It was good.

Don't get stressed.Your opinion is right.

It was a copy of Nine Miles.

Okay.You liked Nine Miles.Nine Miles?

Eight Mile.

Your attitude is just amazing.

Thank you, ma 'am.Speak in Hindi.I don't understand.

Ajay, try it.Try it first, please.

Your attitude is very good.

Thank you, ma 'am.

It's very good.

Thank you.

One number.Thank you, ma 'am.Let's go, Bantai.

Now they both will smoke weed in the same locality.

You should dance.

All of us.I don't know how to dance.Let's go.Let's go.