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INDIA’S GOT LATENT S2 EP2 ft. Harssh Limbachiya, Kiku Sharda, Chandan Prabhakar

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Welcome to AI Plus Nova Smartphone Presents India's Got Latent, Delivery Partner Flipkart Minutes...What's with the disgust?What's with the disgust, man?Should I take out the legal fees from somewhere from last year?What else do we have?Help me out with this, man. I don't remember anything right now.

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Okay.Quick Delivery Partner Flipkart Minutes, Protein Partner Avatar Protein and Fragrance Partner Wild Stone.And now, are we ready to start the show?We have a banger panel for you.Make some noise for the OGs.Kiku Sharda.

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Harsh Limbachia.Shandan Prabhakar.Ajga.Welcome.All of them are family comedians today.Family comedian.

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Except Balraj.He doesn't stay with his family.Amazing.Kiku Sharda is on our show.I can't believe it.Man, it's like...

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It's a dream come true, guys.Really.Of course.But you disappointed me a little.Why?Because I didn't put a single girl on the panel thinking that you'll come in a sari.

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You didn't come in a sari.Order two oranges.We'll go now.From Flipkart Minutes.Order Pooja.Does it happen with you that you go to a ladies washroom by mistake?

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No, brother.It's all nonsense.It never happens.

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Has it ever happened with you that you've come to do a stand -up and you've pleaded with the judge to forgive you?

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so much.Thank you so much for coming.And don't worry.And of course, Chandan Bhai is here.Chandan Bhai, I love you so much, man.

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Thank you.

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He's an OG of comedy.If you've seen Kapil Sharma's show, he plays the tea vendor.But he's a very talented guy.In fact, a guy told me on Kapil Sharma's show, he's funnier than Kapil Sharma also.He told me that.

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Dude, you said you'd respect me and make me sit on a chair.That's why you called me.

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That's why you called me. I was told that he's an amazing panel.

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Chandan bhai, I love you so much.I'm a huge fan of yours.I've been watching you since childhood.Thank you so much.And will you get me a cup of tea?

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Okay, no problem.I'll get you a cup of tea.

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Sir, you don't mind, right?No, no.I don't mind.

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Then get me a cup of tea.

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Yes, that's my latest show.

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Harsh bhai also says that when his son asks him if he has money.

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He was laughing at me.Bhaji, do you know Balraj?

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That's my sandalwood.

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You called me here for this.I was thinking that I have more value in the center.I can't even get out of here.

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We also have Harsh Limbachia.You know, it's so good to have you.You're such a fantastic writer, man.Harsh has written a lot of OG comedy shows.Which shows have you written?

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Comedy Circus, Comedy Nights, Bachao.A lot of them.

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He has also worked with Chandan sir, Kiku sir.In fact, he had so much fun seeing Kiku in a sari that he married Bharti.Also, Balraj is here.Something his kids never get to say.Also, friends, this season we have decided to do something different.Every episode, if you're watching from your home, you can donate to the charity of the day.

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Today is YODA, Youth Organization in Defense of Animals.They are doing a lot of work for animals.Sterilization, vaccination, medical care for free.Donate to them.The link is in description and also the QR code here.

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He just had a chicken tikka.

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If he had a cup of tea with it...What's up, bro?

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Do I have to lie on it?You have to sit on it.

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Is he a vegetable vendor?

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Okay, your 90 seconds are up.Thank you so much.

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The one in the back is also lost.Bro, don't cut the cameraman's throat.

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This is what Chandan Ma does in Kapil's house.Bro, that was unnecessary.

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Why did you learn this?So that you don't need a knife.

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So if you want to make okra at home, will you cut it one by one?He calls me to cut it.Dude, you'll need three bags.

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And how does this work in self -defense?

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I throw these playing cards so dangerously that I can break them with even human skin and even human bones.

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And what if the other person shoots you?

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But you can break human bones?Yes.You can break bones?

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Yes, human bones.Have you ever done it?I tried it once.With a dog's bone.Dog's bones?

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For charity?Only bones.Only bones, not a dog.No, I'm kidding.Is this a joke?Is this an animal?

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Is this a joke?Animals have life.

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Yes, of course.

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Bring a chicken tikka.You must have stolen it from in front of him.What kind of writer is this?

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I found out that being a writer alone is not a good thing.If only we could have had a cup of tea on this topic.They love me a lot.They keep making fun of me.

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Sir, I want to try something with you too.I throw the playing card so fast that I can even light a matchstick.Go, go, go.Yes, please.Give him a big round of applause.Everyone, come here.

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Look, I have to make eight more episodes.What should I do?Your first three targets didn't hit properly.Oh, go.

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Oh, so this matchstick will burn.

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I left all this and ran away from Kashmir.I even tried to cut a banana there.

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It's so close, bro.Go a little far, bro.Take a little thrill.Bro, come back a little.

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Oh, man.Friends, we're sitting here till evening.Bro, let's light it with that.

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Don't move, man.Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.

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Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.

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Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.

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Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.

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Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.

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Don't move.Don't move.Don't move.Don't No, no.It's broken.At least it's a power target.

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Bro, the battery is smaller.It's more difficult.Bro, get a new battery.

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Give me the mic.

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Bro, do you have a lighter?Guys, actually...

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I'm very sorry.Actually, I do all these things in the first try.I'm a little nervous.That's why my hands are shaking.That's why I'm not able to do this.Actually, I'll do it in the first try.

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Okay, round of applause for him, guys.Please, please.You're doing a great job.Where are your hands shaking, Anshu?Have you thought about my hands?

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Samay, are you doing it for the first time?Samega, my hands are shaking.

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Bro, your hands are shaking.Burn it!Bro, that was wild bro, but how did you do that?

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Actually, I was a little nervous, that's why I couldn't do it so accurately.This is the first time with you big celebrities.I have done the rest of the shows in my first try.

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Bro, do you have another tili?I would love to try.

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Samay, can I take a card now?I want you to show me as much power as you have.Just throw the card and show me.

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Throw it and show me.

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Show me as much power as you have.Come on, just try.

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So now?Finish.He was just trying to show us his power.He was just trying to show us how good you guys are.Now you throw a joke and show us.

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13:03

Look at this.I threw it and it came back.

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When did you start this?Five years ago.In this lockdown.That's when I achieved 6 Guinness World Records.You did?

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Wow!Most number of cars used to light a matchstick.he was dangerous.How did he get burnt?He doesn't even have tobacco.What do you call it?

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What do you call it?

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Barood.Barood Okay.If you could change someone's life, how would you change Virat Kohli?Why do you do this to him?

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Maybe I could aim more.

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No, I can also throw a ball.Maybe I can throw the ball faster.Do you throw anything else?

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Give anything.This is Avatar protein.Their packaging is very strong.I challenge you to tear it with a leaf.

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I can break it with a leaf in metal cans.Plastic usually absorbs the power of the card.So usually it doesn't break.

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Avatar protein shake?

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Metal cans.Metal cans.

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Take this phone.AI plus phone.

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Should I break it?

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Yes, break it.If anything happens, it's not my responsibility.No, no.It's not ours either.We had signed this in the contract.Let's see.

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AI plus phone versus Fruit Ninja.AI plus phone still lives.I'm very scared, genuinely.

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So that's why I'm cutting marks for it.7 on 10.

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Okay.7 by Abhinav Bindra.That makes your average 8 .5.8 .5?Yeah, it's close.Yeah.

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But all the best to you, bro.Thank you so much for coming to our show, man.

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All the best, bro.All the best.

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Wow, man.What a talented duo.I forgot to say Wild Stone again.

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It had such good moments.I'll say it next time.Remember it.Alright.Give it up for the next act.Chintan Ashish Desai aka Big Smoke.

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Check, check, check.Yeah.I've heard that fat rappers can't sing fast.

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Let me show you guys something.Yeah.

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Thank you.It's a matter of the heart, it's a matter of the soul, it's just a matter of the soul.But still, we never give up, we never get tired, we move forward four times.We don't get hope in victory, we don't get included in the defeat.We become capable, we become capable.We look like infidels, we look like travellers.

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All the classic songs of history are played in the UK, Russia, everywhere.The ones who have touched the feet of the rich and the poor.The ones who have touched the feet of the rich and the poor.The ones who have no handcuffs on their hands, the ones who have no handcuffs on their hands.The ones who have no trouble with Virat's boys.The ones who drill, the ones who drill, the ones who drill, the ones who drill, the ones who drill, the ones who drill, the ones who drill, the ones who drill, the ones who drill, the ones who drill, the ones who drill, the ones who drill, the This is Badshah before Ozempic.

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Except you rapped better.Man, you're so good.

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Thank you.Thank you.Awesome.Awesome.I'm a big fan of yours, Kiku sir.That was bound to happen.

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Your inspiration, sir.

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That was bound to happen.

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He's talking about talent.I'm also talking about talent.

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Why do you think I'm wrong?But Chintan bhai is a very good rapper.If you can call me Biggie or Big Smoke, I'll really appreciate that.That's my stage name.So Chintan bhai.Yes, sir.

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So why did you name yourself Big Smoke when your name is Chintan?So Chintan used to wear a green jacket in school.So everyone used to call me Big Smoke because there was a character named Big Smoke in Sunny Dress.So I thought that whenever I do something in my life, I'll use this name.And also it's like two of my favorite inspirations, Biggie and Pop Smoke.So it's a big smoke.

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And I'm big and I smoke.

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That's so smooth.Finally, I have done one integration of Wild Stone.Bro, take this.You can take Wild Stone later.

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Oh, man.Nice.Smells nice.

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Right?

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Yeah, yeah.

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You can put it in your pocket.

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Oh, thank you so much.I thought I have to give it back.

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No, no, bro.

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This is yours.Thank you so much.I will take something with me.You will need one every day.

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Come on, man.Fair enough.Fair enough.Fair enough.I told you to keep a different diff.No, no.

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When he covers it...I can't cover it.

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Please forgive me.If you don't want, we will not talk about that.

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No, no.It's fine.It's fine.I can take a joke.It's fine.

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No, no.It's not about the joke.It's about that...Aren't you concerned for your health?

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I'm really concerned about my health.But the thing is...No.

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You're not concerned.Wait.

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Let him speak.

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Okay.

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Yes.Go ahead.Up until now, I wasn't concerned.But when I dropped out of college and everything, I really thought that I should lose some weight now.No.

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Because I think, very frankly, fatness is just a technicality.Because if you realize...

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Agreed agreed agreed.

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If you follow the circadian rhythm, your game will be set.

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For sure, for sure, for sure.We have opened a Lalbeth lab here.He just rapped and left.Come on.No, it's okay.I'm getting free advice.

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He didn't even come for this.

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No, I'm getting free advice.I'm liking it.Thank you.

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So, Chintan bhai, apart from all these things, it's written here that you have been in love with a girl for the past...Oh my God.You wrote it.He wrote it himself.Oh my God.

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She had 2 -3 relationships in these years.

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And I never moved on.Till date.

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Back to square one.Back to square one.

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What's your goal in life now?

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Don't say it.Whatever he wants to say, I'll say it.I just want to earn so much money that people stop asking me my weight.

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He also has a lot of money.But no one asks him.Everyone asks.

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How do you know?They are asking him because of him.

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You know, he was the only person on this panel who didn't get an FIR.Now even fat people will file an FIR on you.He is cute.You have released 70 songs.

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Yes.In the last 4 years, I have released 5 EPs and 1 mixtape.From where?

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It was funny.I am so sorry.Do you know what happened?No, it was funny.I don't know where my mind went while drinking water.

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So you removed that cap.

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From where?Which label?I don't know.But you're cute.

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Why do you smoke?

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I've tried to quit.I've reduced it.Earlier I used to smoke a lot.Now I smoke less.Does your family know about this?Yeah.

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Dad knows.Mom knows.But relatives don't know.So, sorry.No, no sorry.

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Even he didn't know.I see.It was in his news.He didn't even have an R in his name.

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Whoever it is, he didn't even go to the court.Isn't it?

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He has a monthly pass.

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So here it is written that you have a palindrome.I don't have a palindrome, I have made a palindrome.Palindrome is a rap form, in which basically I have made a rap, in which I have made an alliteration of B in the entire verse.Only B, B, B, B, B. Only B, B. Every word starts with B.B. And when it's ending, I'm singing it backwards as well.Do it.

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It's very interesting.

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Let's go.

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Bhai Saab!That's amazing.The way he said all the words...

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From start to finish, without changing the meaning, without changing rhymes, without changing anything, with alliteration.

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Very nice.Thank you.Chandan ji, say something nice and we'll call the next act.You're very cute.

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Thank you, sir.So many times you've said this, so many times you've said that, it would've been something else.He's a lover.Thank you.

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Can I wear a frog and say it?

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Thank you so much.Give him a round of applause for Chintan.Thank you.Thank you, Chintan.Thank you so much, guys.Thank you so much.

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Thank you so much.

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So let's start with Balraj.Balraj, what's your score?Biggie Bhai, you are a very talented rap artist.

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Thank you.

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I wish you keep growing.It's a 10 out of 10 from my side for you.

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Thank you so much.Thank you so much.I give you an 8 because I want you to win.Thank you.

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You are very cute.I give you an 8 .5.

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Thank you so much.Thank you so much.

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So, Big Smoke brother, from my side, but you got to take this seriously.Yeah, for sure.You got to start working on it.

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26:35

For sure.Sir, I will come back to you in a year.You won't be able to recognize me. I promise.

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Even if he comes, you won't be able to recognize him.8 .5.Thank you so much.

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Thank you so much.

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So, I give you a 10 on 10, bro.You were flawless.Thank you.

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Thank you so much.Thank you.

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That makesyour average 9.

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7 .5 is the rate.I don't know.I just thought 7 .5 would be good.

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Chintan, can I say one thing?Just one thing.Yes, bro.And I want to say this very seriously.What I wanted to say to him.Aham Brahmasmi.

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You know what does it mean?

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What a guy.Can't believe I am the moral compass of the panel today.Make some noise for the next act, Kapil Dinkar.Oh, brother.

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Sir, that was last season.He has started again.Last time, didn't you feel at ease after getting it stopped?

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Oh, brother.Which state's police are you, brother?

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Brother, you know, you can't wear someone else's police uniform like this.Actually, I have permission.No, but you cannot wear a police uniform if you're not a cop yourself.

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Actually, I'm a single lyricist -composer for my Ruhuga Sagoon, and as I triumph it, I'm a policewala for this papapet.

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Oh, you are a policewala.Oh, sir, sorry, sir.Can I remove this?you can do whatever you want.I'll come in front of you.What do you want, sir?

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Do you want tea or something?I didn't give him tea.Give him tea.Give it to him.

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Look, I'm getting respect from Same Bhai.The biggest thing.Sir, you start.You start.Give him a round of applause.So, in my job, I made a song with this salary.

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Today, I didn't bring my watch anywhere.I spend my time with your crows.It's not that expensive, as expensive as your LARA.This childish behavior, is the fruit of love.Thank you so much.

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Sir, how many numbers do you want?

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Just give me what I have written.Yes, I don't know but I hope...Bro, are you really a police officer?Yes.Bro, I can't believe police officers have come to perform today.

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This is a very big thing, bro.

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I have come to assess that this time it didn't go wrong.

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Very good.You sang very well.You are very talented.

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But so cool yaar.Police bhi dekhti hain aamara show?Police hi toh dekhti hain.Aap chup kyun hain just because unka naam Kapil hain?Ek aata joke aap bhi maare hain yaar.Koi baat nahi.

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Bas naam hi hain unka Kapil.Aap pe toh case bhi nahi hain.Isi baane ho bhi jaayega.

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Isi liye mai bol nahi raha ho na.Mere bhi case hai nahi.Mera first experience hai sir.

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So Mr. Kapil, how long have you been with the Indian Police?I was selected in 2021.So if I call you at 100 now, will your phone ring?No.Okay, Mr. Kapil, how does it feel to be a policeman?

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It feels really good because it was my mother's dream.My mother always wanted me to wear a uniform and my dream was always music.

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Wow, very nice.

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With my health, can I become a policeman?

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No, you are already very active.Your dancing is so amazing.You dance so well with this physique.

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I asked this question to hear it.

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You can become a P .I .G.instead of D .I .G.

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Really?Sir, you came here and told your senior that you are going in the late end.

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What was his reaction?Actually, I am the only gop who has the permission of the music department.What?Oh!And the touch foot officials support me.Especially when you do something well, they support me.

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32:20

You did very well.I don't understand what to say to you.No, no.Genuinely, genuinely, you have done a very good job.

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Mr. Kapil, what is your rank in the police force?

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I am a constable.Okay.I see.I got scared for no reason.

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I am so sorry sir Mission Shakti Kendra, which has been set up, are also working very effectively.

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So now it's time for Agwas.

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No, not time.I work at night, that's why.And in the day, I give my artistic life in my free time.

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Oh, Dinkar.Let's go, my brother.Dinkar.That's so beautiful.So, sir, aren't you afraid of the police?I mean, you're a constable.

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Don't you get afraid if there's a crime in UP?So, it must be a very scary job, right?

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No, we've been given a lot of freedom.And we're doing a lot of work on it.And you must have seen it in the news.

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Yes.

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Yes.Yes.Yes.Go ahead.

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You go ahead.

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You're a pure soul.Pure soul.

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You're an amazing singer.You're amazing.Very good.Very good.Would you like to have some tea?In the beginning, I was hungry.

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Sir, you are so sweet.Do you hit anyone?Have you ever hit anyone or raised your hand on anyone?

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I am saying the same thing.I am an artistic man. I can't do this.I had told you earlier that you are a great guy.You are very sweet.

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Very sweet.If we ever commit a crime, you only come to catch us.

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No, I won't do it, sir.He has said one thing.It keeps running in his mind.

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Joint commissioner will come for him.

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magical ability, inability to get lost So I want to get lost in this.River, mountains, birds, nature.

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Wow, man!

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So, Mr. Kapil, you are very artistic.Do you have a love story?What do you want to do?I just want to know, do you use the handcuffs there also?I had tea.

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I told you to have it first.

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Yes.Look, let me tell you one thing.If you ever fall in love, an artist will come.Because he can romanticize even the smallest thing.For example, if someone has a fever, and his lover is an artist, he won't normally give him Paracetamol.He'll say, why do you need it?

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You're already hot.So I wrote a song.Oh, you don't have a fever, girl.Your emotions are hot.Tu eni pyariya, pyariya, pyariya, pyari sita mol lag diya.Very good.

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See how an artistic man romanticizes Pyari Sita Mol.

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So you don't go to catch criminals?

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I mean, it happens that you want to encounter someone.When a criminal comes in front of him, he says, Oye o tussi, o bhaag rahe, o ta encounter kar gayi si.

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Main tere goli maar deniya.

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Good.Very good.Amazing.

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I'll shoot you.Amazing.Very good, sir.But a big round of applause for Kapil Singhal.Sir, it was genuinely fun.For your passion and for your singing.

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And you are an amazing person.And thank you so much, Indian police.If anyone comes on our show, our show's credibility will increase.And I have nothing but respect for you and love for you.For everything you do and for everything the police does for us.10 on 10 from my side, sir.

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Thank you.10.

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10 on 10, sir.Thank you.Come on.

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Sir, take 10.10, 10, 10.You just gave yourself a 10.It's a 10 on 10 from my side.

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38:19

So, your average is 10 on 10.Show me.You can't explode in front of the police.Sir, thank you so much for coming.I love you so much.You win Rs. 1 lakh.

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39:50

I love you.Take care.Bye bye.Salute to you.Alright.Make some noise for the next act, Jenny Kumke.

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Hello.

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Let's sing Sargam.Thank you so much.

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Very good, Jenny.

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Very good.Thank you.Jenny, you were so good.Thank you so much, sir.So cute.By the way, I'm breaking this news here today for the first time.

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Please keep it to yourself.This is the first season that is also going to come on Netflix.That's right.So now your brother's song will be on Netflix.

42:20

It's coming on Netflix?What are you saying?You're doing very good.

42:31

That's amazing.I enjoyed it.

42:33

Thank you so much, sir.

42:33

How are you like so full of energy and joy?Oh, okay.

42:38

Actually, sir, I just slept a little earlier.You slept?I mean, I had a little energy nap.

42:51

Sir, I'm from Arunachal.But we're in the army right now.No, no, no.Damn, sir.I don't understand anything.

43:03

He is confused in the position of standing.You don't be so cute.Harsh bhai will adopt you and start baby vlogging.He is short of kids now.His content is also going down.

43:17

There will be more.But do you live in Mumbai or Arunachal?

43:22

Sir, we live in Guwahati.We are studying in Guwahati.

43:25

Reduce the FIR in Guwahati.Do something in Gauhati.

43:33

What should I do in Gauhati, sir?

43:34

Teach me something in Gauhati, if you know their language.

43:37

In Gauhati?

43:38

He asked me to reduce an FIR in Gauhati.What should I say in Gauhati so that the clip goes viral and my FIR is removed?

43:47

He asked for this only.

43:50

Now tell something new.Something creative.

43:57

Sir, actually we are asking the wrong person.Because we are not from Gauhati.We have gone to Aruna.

44:01

You just said Gauhati.

44:02

We are just studying in Gauhati, sir.What do you study there?Homeopathy, sir.Yes sir.

44:25

Yes sir.

44:26

That's me.

44:49

Thank you so much.

45:00

118 million.Are you serious?

45:06

Yes, sir.You have 118 million?Yes, sir.You come here.I'll sit there.You come here.

45:13

I'll dance here.118 million?Yes, sir.There aren't that many people in the country.I've seen it 10 times.

45:40

Genuinely, there aren't that many views on Samay's video as there are on yours.Is there anything worth 118 million on your video?No, there isn't.

45:50

You must be it.It's mine.It's mine.It's written here that you're a B -boy.

45:58

No, sir.I was a B -boy.You're a girl, right?Yes, sir.I'm a girl.

46:07

B -boy means dance.I'm so sorry.

46:12

It's okay.

46:13

Last season, we had a guest from the North East.She was so sweet.What is it about your North East culture that all the people from there are so kind, so sweet, so full of joy?

46:23

It's like living in the mountains.It feels fresh.Like, you know, away from chaos.What's the matter?It's the same, sir.It's fun, sir.

46:31

It's the same.I mean, our minds are empty.

46:33

Our minds are empty.

46:45

Yes, sir.

46:54

Yes, sir.Yes, sir.Yes, sir.Please.

47:05

Please.

47:23

So the question was, for one day, you have to swap your life with someone.So that's why I wrote Amitabh Bachchan sir.Because once I saw him, I was like, how does life look from so high?

47:45

Do you know Harsh bhai?Yes sir, Bharti ji's.

48:02

Bharti ji's liability.

48:06

Better house.You are a good girl.You shouldn't have come here.There are very bad people here.You are very good.Since when did you come to Mumbai?

48:16

You didn't come for the show?

48:17

I came for the first time today.I mean I came for the first time yesterday.

48:20

So you didn't come to Mumbai before this?

48:21

This is the first time you have come to Mumbai?

48:22

Yes sir.So how long have you been here?

48:28

Yesterday.

48:41

Yes, sir.

49:05

Yes, sir.

49:13

Do you want to see?Do you want to see?Yes sir.Bring her.You are our guest today.You have come from Arunachal Pradesh for us.

49:29

We will show you something.

49:30

Thank you so much sir.

49:31

Come on.Jenny ji.I have brought vegetables.Jenny ji.You sit there till then.Why not?

49:41

Please sit.Please sit.Yes.Why not?Yes.Yes.

49:52

Our sister has come from Arunachal Pradesh.So introduce yourself.can do.

49:56

You have to hold this in your teeth.You won't get hurt.You won't get a cut.Because you were holding a matchstick in your hand.You got a cut.You're safe.

50:14

A brother's love.Balraj.Balraj, did you remember anything?

50:58

You should have gone to India's Got Talent.

51:09

But a big round of applause for Jenny.Come on.Thank you.Jenny.Yes, sir.I just give you a 10 on 10.

51:18

You're so entertaining.

51:23

I really wish I could give you more than 10 on 10.Jenny -ji, 10.

51:34

Yeah.Obviously, 10 from my side.

51:40

Yes, sir.Yes, sir.10 out of 10 from my side.

51:47

That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.

52:29

That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.

52:31

That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.

52:42

That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.

52:42

That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.

52:42

That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.That makes your average 10.

52:42

That makes your average 10.That makes It's a very durable phone.It will be useful for self -defense.If someone throws leaves at you, you can shield yourself with this.There you go.One, one, one.

52:57

Let's go.Thank you so much for joining.Thank you so much, sir.Bye -bye.

53:03

Thank you so much.

53:04

Bye -bye.Make some noise for her.Awesome.Awesome, Jani.It was fun.

53:19

I forgot to say Wild Stone again.

53:24

Look at the fate of time.What has happened to her?It has brought the latent to the sky.

53:35

Bhai aapne jo nazar battu lagaye hain, itni tatti shairi pe aapko lagta hai nazar lagege hain aapko kisi...

53:42

were doing very well.Do you know what the problem was?Whatever you did, it was nothing.

53:48

Can I quote a poem on heartbreak?

53:52

Of course.

53:53

But a good one.Irshad.Irshad.Irshad.There would have been no sequence.

53:59

Wow.First eat what you are eating.Because that sequence turned out to be something else.

54:05

No, no.There would have been no sequence.There would have been no complaint.Either it would have been found.Wow!

54:17

Wow!

54:18

Wow!

54:24

Wow!

54:53

So then he came from behind again, he held my hand like this, one hand and was about to tie it on my face because I kicked him and ran away.

54:59

Oh shit!Where were you kicking?Why?Are you still in pain?So how much is one and a half?Two and a half.

55:13

I am giving you two and a half.You have cut here too.He loves me.

55:34

Why are you clapping?Tell me that.

55:39

Wow!Amazing!

55:47

Amazing!

55:50

But what was this?You said that no one is talented in this show.No, I was talking about the panel.

56:06

It was good.Give me some water.Bring some milk too.Do you know how to play any instrument?Me?Yes.

56:23

I can't see anyone behind you.

56:31

I myself play a big instrument.You play it yourself?Which one?Ketli?

56:41

So Yuvan, what happened with you that you decided to play the violin?

56:45

So basically, I was born in South Africa.

56:48

I asked you this.I'll tell you the back story.

56:51

So in South Africa, my mom told me a story.That when I was pregnant.

56:59

Okay, okay.You started from there.First you were playing the umbilical cord.

57:17

How many underwears have you torn by doing this?I tore the Spiderman one.

57:22

What is this from inside?

57:33

You know, the things that we all think, let's not address this.You go there with confidence.Priyanshu.So, Priyanshu.Yes, sir.You hate your body?

57:57

You tried your best to remove it.

57:59

It's fun, sir.We can do it from anywhere, right?Lift your leg and do it.

58:04

What should I do?

58:04

What?

58:10

We don't have to take everything to the place where you're having fun.Okay?Listen to it carefully and give a good answer.You will automatically get what you want.

58:23

You have written a very strange thing here.If someone pulls my leg, I open the other one.Like this.Oh no, you didn't even pull it.

58:32

No, I wanted to show how.

58:35

I told you not to say such things.

58:37

Sir, we can say such things on this show.

58:40

Absolutely not.Who told you?Who told you?

58:42

Me.Did my English come out?Sorry.So, Priyanshubji, when did you find out that you can open your mouth like this?

58:53

Whom should I talk about?

58:54

The dance or...?

58:55

Why do you go like this first?Before giving the answer, you should go like this.From where?Give a proper answer.

59:10

Actually, my friend started pinching me from here.

59:15

So, who is pinching you here?You.

59:24

I can see some sexual tension between the two of you.Can I see it or can everyone see it?no.It's 100%.Now it's time for the tea vendor to become a plumber.Kiku sir, are you having fun?

59:43

I'm having a lot of fun.Can I bring some Peri -Peri to this side?Why to this side?You can take it home.You just do Peri -Peri.You can't do Peri -Pona, right?

59:55

In between, his Pona gets removed.Peri is fine.Let's have a cup of tea on this topic.

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