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INDIA’S GOT LATENT S2 EP3 ft. Raghu Ram, Vishal Dadlani, Tanmay Bhat, Yashraj

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Welcome to India's Got Talent.Start the show.We have a banger panel for you.It's the wildest panel so far.Make some noise for Tanmay Bhatt.Raghuram.

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Vishal Dadlani.

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Yashraj.

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Please have a seat, man. I made you there.Great.Today, actually, we started the show exactly on time.Because usually, an artist takes time in hair and makeup.But welcome to the show.Raghu bhai is here, man.

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A big round of applause for Raghu.Raghu bhai, how has life been since last year?Life has been good.You can ask the cyber police.They're keeping tabs on me thanks to you, f**ker.Bhai, even after that you still came.

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That just shows how desperate you are.Yeah.But Raghu bhai, thank you so much for coming.Despite whatever happened last season.

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I'm ready for round two.Let's go.Let's go.

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Bhai, a round of applause for Vishal Dadlani.Vishal Dadlani, singer, songwriter, activist, so many things.Recently, he started doing paragliding.Have you seen his paragliding videos?At least watch something of his.Sometimes, when he paraglides at night, people break their fast.

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when they do skydiving.But, Vishal sir, how are you feeling?

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I feel good, man.Crowd looks good.Energy looks good.Your nonsense is going on.So, amazing.

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We also have Tanmay Bhatt here, man.Come on.Tanmay Bhatt is here to do what Tanmay Bhatt does best.Watch other people be funny.

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But, Tanmay bhai, you're looking so good.You've lost a lot of weight.Thanks, man. I'm on a special diet.What?I eat only when Yashraj makes a hit song.So...

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Yashraj actually came in Forbes under 30 recently.Yes.Yes.Forbes under 30 listeners list.But Tanmay bhai, you're really looking good.No, no.

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We will come to that.Tanmay bhai, genuinely, you're looking so good.Tanmay bhai gave me a very good advice during Comicstan.He said, there are no shortcuts in life.And then he took Ozempic.

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Whatever you want to say, say it.If I get a case, I'll have to call.So, say whatever you want to say.

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I love you.Thank you so much for genuinely being there, man.He's the first guy who I call whenever something happens and I know he'll not be busy.And he'll just be at his home laughing.And friends, this season we are doing something very charitable.We are inviting Yashraj.

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But apart from that, if you are at home watching and you want to subscribe to us, do that.But if you want to do something good, you can donate for Teach for India, which is a nationwide movement working to ensure every child in India gets an education.education.This is the QR code and help India become more educated.And that's something genuinely from the heart we are doing in every episode.

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Make some noise for the first act, Ankit Sharma.

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His words are like sine theta, cos theta.And I heard every word of his like alpha, gamma, beta.I don't know when, but he told me one thing.I don't know when, but he told me one thing.I sat down like an under root, and he added three to it.I was still 2, 2, 4.

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It changed to 2, 2, 4.I wanted to put a bracket and stop it, but somehow it slipped.I don't know where she learned it from.I don't know which school she went to.She told me the game of plus and minus and forgot trigonometry.I tried my best to convince him, but he didn't understand because of the place value.

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By the way, I had told him a very easy story.I had told him in a very gentle way.I told him, look, there is something difficult.And I told him 11 to 11, 11 to 22, 11 to 33, and 11 to 44.I am ready for 11 to 55.And 11 to 66 will not be possible.

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Present, ma 'am.

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Flip card minutes.Flip card minutes.

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Flipkart minutes.Flipkart minutes.Give me something.My face looks like Alak Pandey.Give me something like this.Give me something small.

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He was very proud of his beauty.And he was very famous in the neighborhood of unfaithful people.And the reason for his murder was only told to me.He was helpless.He was helpless.He was helpless.

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Amazing.Shall I sing a small one?

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Go ahead.Chhan pakaiya, chhan pakaiya, chhan ke upar ghode.Wah!

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Bahut sunli shaari teri, chhan pakaiya, chhan pakaiya, chhan pakaiya, chhan ke upar ghode.Wah!Bahut sunli shaari teri, chhan pakaiya, chhan pakaiya, chhan pakaiya, chhan ke upar ghode.Wah!Bahut sunli shaari teri, chhan pakaiya, chhan pakaiya, chhan pakaiya, chhan ke upar ghode.Wah!

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Bahut sunli shaari teri, chhan pakaiya, chhan pakaiya, chhan pakaiya, chhan ke upar ghode.Wah!Bahut sunli shaari teri, chhan pakaiya, chhan pakaiya, chhan pakaiya, chhan ke upar ghode.Wah!

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Bahut sunli shaari teri, chhan Yeah, I mean, I've been facing this for a long time.This is more interesting, bro.

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Okay, is this really true?

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He has written all this.Otherwise, how would I know?

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I just want to point out No.

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So you've come here to say that?What do you think?He directly said no.Why no?Do you think any of them will be able to give you a gift?I don't even want one from them.

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Because they're asking questions.We're not asking questions from our hearts.You tell us about your Shigra Patan.You wrote it and sent it.

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What you've written, I live in depression a lot.You're joking, you're actually depressed.Brother, sometimes I feel...

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I mean, sometimes I feel...

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You've come to the wrong place, bro.You've come to the wrong place.Bro, I'm here.You won't get therapy here.Yeah, I mean...

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You'll get a reason for therapy here.Bro, I empathize with you.No, I don't want it.I'm telling you this.Listen to me.What am I saying?

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Listen to me.It's not the time for goodness.Sometimes I feel like I'm in depression.Then sometimes I feel like everything is going well.There's no such problem.Then sometimes I feel like I'm in depression.

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That's your force nut clarity.

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It keeps changing in 30 seconds.

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It's written here that you have a dream that you want to become a genie.

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Yes.

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So that someone can light a lamp for you.you.Why?No.If you rub it for 30 seconds, the genie comes out.Why do you want to become a genie?

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He says, don't rub it so much.Go away.This is the first genie who wishes to be cured.Don't rub it so much.I won't be able to get cured.

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Why do you want to become a genie?

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So that I can get cured.

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Then go to a doctor.Why are you going to a genie?

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It's my fault that I brought this show back.If you had come to Genie, he would have given you three wishes.First, you would have said, Shigre Patan.What else would you have asked for?

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For the songs that I want to make, I want a music producer.

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I can't do it now.I can't look him in the eye, brother.Vishal and Shekhar.

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This act starts with poetry.Does anyone remember?

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But is there a doctor here?What do you think of your audience?There is!There is!There is!There is!

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There isa seat.Will the patient come this close?Patient Sir, move back a little.So, Dr. Sir, a customer has come.Yes, send him.

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Patient.Patient.Patient.Sorry.Let's return him.Sorry.

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Sorry.I came from the paper league.Come out.You're a patient.Come out.So, Dr. Sir, there's a patient waiting outside.

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Yes, please send him inside.Okay.Come inside.But not like that.Ask questions.I'm in your mouth.

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Imagine, this is your training.You haven't done anything till now, right?

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No, I've done my internship.You've also done it.No, I've done my internship.

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He's done his internship.Doctor, genuinely, imagine this is your training session.He actually has premature ejaculation.Solve this problem.So, you...Oh, brother!

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Have you ever had a check -up done?

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I mean, I get to know while doing it, right?Where do I go for a check -up?

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If you do a check -up, what's the problem with your anatomy and organs?Particularly, where the sperm matures and where you ejaculate, that's its pathway, its route.Sir, I've had it done three times in all this time.

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The stage is on fire.A big round of applause for Ankit Sharma.Thank you.I give you 9 out of 10, my brother.Thank you, sir.Thank you.

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Ankit, your latent was okay, but you broke it.8 out of 10.

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Thank you, sir.Thank you.

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Seriously, that's a lot.

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Your score is 9.Okay, I'll give you 9 as well, sir.It was fun.I want you to win.

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I gave 8.8.8.That makes your average 8 .5.Doctor...

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No!

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You always do this much.Thank you so much for joining, Ankit Sharma.He's saying it in his ears.Even I have the same problem.30 seconds.Ankit bhai, genuinely, what you said about yourself, I don't know if it's true or not.

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Is it true?It's true?It takes a lot of guts to talk about it and make people laugh with it.

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Fucking respect, man.

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Of course, my brother.What's going on down there?Make some noise for the next act, Vishal Pathak.

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Vishal here with hair.Vishal, well done, man.Thank you so much, sir.We needed a talented Vishal.

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Congratulations.

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Vishal Patak, where did you come from?Delhi, from Shahadra Badmasukh area.Vishal, what do you do now?I create content and make videos.My video had reached 32 million.That's how I got 74 ,000 followers.

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So you sit, I'll do the rest of the housekeeping.

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To be honest, Samay bhai, you are looking very handsome.You are my friend.You look heavy and fat in the video.

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Kiss me, bhai.Do you have any advice for Tanmay Bhatt?He is also trying to lose weight.

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No, he has changed a lot.He has grown a lot.Thank you, buddy.Thank you, buddy.Do you know him?The one who is sitting there?

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I swear I don't know him.I was thinking...Sorry, but I just searched...It's okay, bhai.It's okay.I searched and came.

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Yes, listen to him.Listen to his songs.I will listen to all your songs.Thank you, bhai.

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Don't worry.We will skip him as well.It's written here that the hardest skill in the world is making money.

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It's a money maker skill of jump rope.It's a money maker skill.Not making money.You are going in the wrong line.The name of the skill is money maker.

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Okay.Okay.Is there any skill in that?

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Money maker.What is that?There is one person in the world who has done that skill.I have done that.

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What is that skill if you show?Money maker.Money maker.Let me try.Let me tell you.Even I know the money maker skill.

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Yes.Friends, you get Avatar protein in 12 minutes in Flipkart minutes.Money has been made.So Vishal ji, don't you think your name is a joke?

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Earlier, I used to complain about my height.But now, I have won medals and skills.So, today, I am Vishal from Kutch.

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Actually, I am a money maker.I landed this skill on one hand.Oh.Oh, bro.

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No, no, no.Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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You have said that you have never been beaten up.But I have beaten up a lot of people.I swear, I have never been beaten up.

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I swear, I have never been beaten up.

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I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, I have never been beaten up.

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I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, I have never been beaten up.

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I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, I have never been beaten up.

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I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, I have never been beaten up.I swear, The private one is 6 feet tall.He used to call him Bapu Bapu.He was very dangerous.

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When I went to the government school, I thought he was small.I climbed on the desk and slapped him.

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Climbed on the desk and slapped him?

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Next day, his Bapu came.

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You slapped Bapu?Yes.Didn't he scream at you again?

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No, his ass exploded.

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So what happened then?

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The next day, I brought my father.

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Oh, you brought your father.

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So he said, I got beaten up by him.That's the limit.Then?He took the kid back.

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No, even the teachers used to say, he won't hit you.Sit, sit.I've beaten a lot of people.

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You know, it's wrong to do violence.Like, people will be inspired by you.Then they'll learn all this from you.Is this right?

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Yes, so it's good to bully.

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Here it's written, Mr. Vishal, When did you break up?

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Because the girl cheated on you.

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Actually, when I became famous, then I started dating and had a good connection.Our relationship lasted for 3 years.But I started losing my reach on social media.So I told her that I want to work a little more.

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Shit, man.

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Oh shit, man.

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No.

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All the best to you, my brother.Time to score Vishal Parakh.Brother, there is no doubt about it.I give you a 10 on 10, my brother.

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Thank you so much.Thank you so much.

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10.Vishal bhai, looking at your confidence, I think you must have given yourself a 10 as well.So, I give you a 10 on 10 as well.10 on 10.

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Do it.Do it.And I give you a 10 on 10 as well.

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So, to find out his average, shall we call the teacher?

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Dude, don't ruin such a moment.

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That's crazy, bro.

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Congratulations, my brother.You win their ticket sale, which is 1 lakh rupees.

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So, what will you do with this money?I'll buy a phone.Why do you want to buy a phone?You get a free AI plus phone from us.Bro, what happened?Are you crying?

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Bro, are you emotional?

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I was having a tough time.You're the best!

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God's plan.So sweet.Cheers.You guys share everything.So she has got a new phone from AI+.AI Plus Nova 2 Pro.

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It has a 7100 processor.It's the best chipset in this segment.Customizable back panel lighting.It has red, blue, different colors of lights.Sorry.It has a 48 megapixel Sony camera.

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Okay?Enjoy.Thank you.Congrats.It's not for me.

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Give it to me.

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Okay.Apart from this, you can get 50 ,000 rupees more if you win a Wild Stone question.Okay.Are you ready for it?Yes.Alright.

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So, Vishal bhai, there are four flavours of our Wild Stone.Not flavours, fragrances.Hero, Edge, King or Forest Spice?You have to choose one of them.Tell me which one you'll choose.Don't tell it out loud.

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All right.So if by chance you select the same fragrance from the four amazing fragrances of Wild Stone, which Vishal has selected, you get 50 ,000 rupees extra from Wild Stone.All right?So your options are Hero, Edge, Forest Spice, or King.

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Fourth.

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King?

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King.

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Are you sure?All right.It's locked.

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Anyway, I'm the king today.That's a lie.

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Thank you so much.Let's go.50 ,000 rupees.more for Wild Stone!

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Basically, I really like to gang up on men's egos.And you know, my friends keep saying, you know, Sakshi, you're so lame, so lame.Okay, now I am.You know, I feel like I can never be a big shot.Because no matter how hard I try, I'm just a woman.And being a woman in this generation, it's a trauma, a trauma.

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I'm telling you.Today's men, I literally don't hate any caste.I don't have a problem with any caste.But I genuinely hate men's caste.So that's my time you all.Thank you so much.

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30:10

Should I continue?I have more script.

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You can.You have 30 seconds more.

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Exactly.I'm sorry.

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Wait, wait.We'll come to it.Don't mansplain to her.I was just asking a question.

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He changes when he sees a woman.Oh, my God.A woman.It won't take you two seconds to change.Tomorrow, he'll be saying, I love you.The next day, he'll say, I love you, babe.

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So, this is what it is.Thank you so much.

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Who hurt you, Sakshi?ji?Men.Friends, this is where I shout out to Teach for India.Please educate the girl child.Men.

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So Sakshi ji, why do you hate men?

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Think about it.What do you see in today's generation of men?

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What are you doing?I'm telling you.She was just clapping for you.

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Thank you so much, you all.

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She was just saying that men are disgusting.But you really hate men so much?

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So much.I mean, I would keep a distance.

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Behind you.

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Oh, sorry.

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You had any bad experience like this?

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Definitely.I have generational trauma with men.

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Genuinely feel all the men's.Oh my God.

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If you are a man -hater, how does your dad feel about this?

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I genuinely hate him.I have told him.

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Why so mean?He is your father.

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I mean, he is my father.But at last, he is a man.

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He's a man.

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He's a man.He is indeed a man.

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Whatever it is, it is.

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Yes, you're right.So how was your grandfather?

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He's also that only that women can't do anything, cook food.

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So that's his prejudice.I understand why you don't like that.

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He hates me personally.No, that I understand.Because in our house...That I understand.

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We are learning.That one I understand.

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Because I don't like his grandson.

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His grandson?

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My brother.Oh, you have a brother too?Yes, by mistake.

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So who was born first?

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So she wasn't born by mistake?

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She was her sister, I know.

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Why don't you just get into a healthy relationship?Why are you hitting me with a belt?

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I have a fantasy that there should be a red flag in my life.

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It's written here that you got cheated on.I mean, why would anyone cheat on you?

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Maybe because I'm a fan -hater.

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How did you find out that he was cheating?

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I saw his chat threads and then...

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He was happy one day.You know, it's said that hatred doesn't pay for hatred.Hatred pays for love, right?

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Yes, so should I say that I love everyone now?I can't do it now, right?What should I do?I can do it if I find a good man.

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What is a good man?

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A good man is one who is only a slave to his wife.

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Okay.And you beat him with a belt.Yes.

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There should be some reverse.

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Amazing.

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There should be something generational.I'm a Zenzi, so there should be something different.

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Zenzi.

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I'm a Zenzi.I don't like men.

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Even his English teacher was a man, so he didn't go.

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What does this mean?I make Bhojpuri Reels and because of Biharis...

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Yes, I'm famous because I make Bhojpuri Reels.Are you famous?Content.

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What do you make, Bhojpuri reel?

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Sorry.Sorry.Sorry.

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Sorry.

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Please.Teach India, man.Please.Teach India, man.Who is Gautam Buddha?Actually, Gautam Buddha himself was asking this question.

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So, be a witness, man.Don't you think that all men come out of a woman?Of course.So, women give birth to these men that you hate.The root of the problem.

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So, it's men.Definitely the root cause.

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Tanmay bhai, you are sitting so calmly.

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He is still processing.

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Can you ask for a blade from Flipkart?

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Blade.I need a blade.

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Can I get two blades in 12 minutes?

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Dude, you'll get it from Flipkart Minute.Get a blade from Flipkart Minute.

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You get everything.

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I am.I teach.I'm on leave today.I'm teaching.What do you teach?Ask for anything.

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Use before ask.Ask before using.

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Home from work.Sakshi, I want to say thank you.Thank you so much.Because of you, people will love men a lot more.

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No.

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They will.They will.After you, you have really done men a favor.

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Thank you.

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Keep talking.Keep talking.But you have ruined feminism.messed up on the stage today.A lot of people have said that I am a feminist.

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You are a feminist?Yes.Look, with a lot of difficulty, the women have taken a few steps forward.

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You have kicked them and left them behind.

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Do you ever want to be a mother someday?

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Of course, I would love to.

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But for that, you will need men.

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I will get married.I will have to marry men.

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You will marry men?

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I will marry men.

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Your drug dealer also dies.Is your drug dealer a man or a woman?

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I don't do anything.She don't drugs.

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Time to give you a score.Let's start from there.From the real man.

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You put me under the car.

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I said I like you.You have to rate me good now.

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100%.From my side, it's a zero.Yeah.

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Who says a man doesn't feel pain?A man needs it, bro!

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Zero.

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Sakshi ji, you are very wrong.But you are so entertaining.

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Thank you.

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So I give you zero.F**k you men.

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Only the women.Only the women.

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Please give us your score.All the women here saying zero.

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Fine guys.Fine.I wish we were fine.

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But I wish I could say thank you so much for coming Sakshi ji.Thank you so much.

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I had a great time.

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Alright.Make some noise for the last act.Shivam Verma!

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Taramaka Jackson!Shroff!

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Hey, I'm Michael.Bahare kaka ne mujhe bola, yeh rakhi sawan the kya?I was like...Make some noise for me!Samee bhai, big fan.

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Samee bhai, big fan.

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Thank you, same here.

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Really?

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Of course.

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Thank you.Well, main bhi aada Kashmiri hi hoon.

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Arey, tu Michael Jackson ho bhai, Anshuk.Tum character me raho bhai.

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Now I've got a dance performance for you all.I hope you guys like it.

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His wig will be out till the end.

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That's all.

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Let's go.

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Hello, Mr. Verma.How are you?

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So, Shivam..Sorry, Michael Jackson.Michael Jackson.You've been struck by a..

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How will I watch Indian Idol?Vishal Dhani has ruined Indian Idol.Hi.What's up, Shivam Verma?Yes.So, Michael Jackson, do you have any enmity with him?

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I mean, I like him a lot.So, why wasn't he seen in your act?

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Was this a joke for him?I think I should work a little more on this.Are you a mimicry artist?

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Yes.Do you do any other mimicry in a bad way?

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Stay tuned, sir.

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What's the matter?Let's go, let's go.Let's go, let's go.Come on.Peek.My grandfather's ass was bitten by a snake.

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41:35

I sound like this, bro.

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Definitely.

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Okay, I'll keep quiet now.

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Do you do any other mimicry?

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I can do Shahrukh Khan.

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Go for it.Amazing.Amazing.Shivam, Shivam.Can you do Samay's joke but in Shahrukh's voice?

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It's written here, you have defeated 32 girls.

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Give it to him.

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Shivam Bhai, we have a women's.Women's champion.Who hates men's.Two, right?No, no, we have one woman.But you said women's.

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One women's, man.

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What do you know?Hell in a cell.Please come here.So, the thing is that, you know, he is our friend.His name is Sakshi.Okay, this is Sakshi ji.

42:59

She hates men.I can't touch you.Okay, you're real.Sorry.You're so sweet.I love it.

43:06

Shivam ji, this is Sakshi ji.She hates men.Okay.And grammar as well, right?So, I would like to see a debate between you and her about men.That men are also decent people.

43:28

Okay.Whoever wins today, but the grammar is already lost, guys.

43:32

Okay, fine.

43:49

Let's...

44:13

Second point.

44:24

You see, I want to make sure that the world's population is more, so I keep asking for sex.

44:31

Oh my God!

44:39

Sorry?

44:41

Oh my God, I like you.

45:10

She's far better than me.

45:12

Thank you so much for joining, Mr. Sakshi.

45:34

I love you too.Okay, a big round of applause for Shivam Verma.Yashraj.9, brother.

45:44

9. Very funny.

45:45

Very hilarious.

45:47

You're too good to10. 10 by Tanmay Bhatt.

45:53

9. 9, brother.9?

45:57

A very happy 8.Why are you giving 8?I'm happy.So, bro, I fucking really loved your performance.But I don't think you have given yourself a 10 on 10.I would like to give you a 10.

46:09

How much should I give him?7 .5 to average it out.He must have given himself 8 or 9 maybe, max.What do you think?I want him to win, bro.How much should I make his average?

46:31

8 or 8 .5?Okay.How many people for 8 .5 make some noise?How many people for 8 make some noise?Okay, then I have given you 4 numbers.To make it 8.

46:47

That makes your average 8.What a fucking guy, bro.You are so talented.You win 1 lakh rupees.

47:18

Anything you would like to say?I just love Sameer and I'm really happy to just meet him, guys.

47:25

How can you hate men?Make some noise for all the men of the panel.Nowadays people call Tanmay bhai, he makes low effort content.But I disagree.I think low effort means that there is some effort.But Tanmay bhai is an OG.

48:03

While making fun of Sunil Pal, this man has become Sunil Pal.But thank you so much for coming, Tanmay bhai.A big round of applause for Tanmay bhai, man.Let's go.OG, make some good content.He's going to edit this shit out.

48:26

I'm telling you.He's going to do this joke.

48:29

But editing reminds me that Yash Raj is here, man.

48:44

Alright, that was sweet.Thank you so much.

48:48

Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.So, when did you come from Hogwarts?Doesn't he look like Tampisaj?So, tell us about your pain and let us monetize it.

49:01

So, what happened with you?It was a situation -ship scene.And basically, like, she cheated on me first.

49:13

She cheated on you and then you said that she cheated on you first.Yes.And then you also cheated on her.

49:19

No, then she cheated on him second time also.

49:21

Second time.Oh, okay.Okay.

49:26

It happened the second time too, actually.I told you, it was going on for a year.

49:29

My question to you is...I'm asking.I'm not making fun of you.I swear.Did he ever know that you guys were in a relationship?

49:39

Did you say this to him in words and he said, yes, we are in a relationship?Did he say that?No.Then what the f**k is going on?What the f**k is going on, man?

49:50

Bro, make him understand.Look, if we were dating...We were dating.

49:56

But you call it a situation, not a relationship.See, right now I'm eating chips with Tanmay.

50:01

We are not dating.This is cheating.He's also in the third row.

50:14

It's written here that you had a lot of paranormal experiences.

50:18

Yeah.

50:23

Okay.

50:24

It was all situationships.None of them exist.Everybody ghosted him.

51:16

That was really bad, Minton.

51:36

Most delusional thing you believe about your future?I'm far from delusion, but to be able to dance with Samay Raina Ji or get arrested with him.

51:47

Come on, brother!Dance with me!

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