Injustice : Gods of Among Us

Everybody's saying, Dunk, you gotta go back to Injustice 1. And I said, Really? You guys said, Nah, not really.

We're just kidding, but I'm doing it anyway. Dang, if I link a WBID account, I can get this new skin. Decline. Metropolis destroyed. Millions dead. All because you didn't set up a Warner Brothers account.

Maybe this is the, like, the aftermath of Sonic Forces?

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Millions dead?

Oh, no!

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How can you laugh at millions dead?

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It's not that funny. Just in the game, it's funny. But in real life, it wouldn't be.

The nuke!

Where'd you get it? Why does Joker have a nuke? Wait, Joker did steal that chair though. Go! AHH! AHH! AHH!

AHH! AHH!

AHH!

Elsewhere?

Elsewhere?

Elsewhere?

Dang, Elsewhere is crazy. Good thinking, Superman. as well. Shoot that guy, Green Hornet! Oh no, he's using his magical ring to create a giant yellow claw that you can fly around in one second. Yeah, Rhino. Good thinking Batman, Yellow Deadpool is powerless without his famous sword. You're Luther's pet now Deathstroke. Wait, that's Deadstroke, not Deadpool, they're brothers. Deathstroke, we were once allies. Don't you remember that time that we had to team up to defeat the rainbow creature? Hey, I know that guy. That's the bad guy from, uh... Arkham City.

Doctor Strange. Not only is Batman a master of hand-to-hand combat, but he's also a master of stealth.

Watch this.

We're not going-

Uh!

Thanks for the 1200 XP, Deathstroke, you moron.

Sorry, Deathstroke.

Nope. Nuclear warheads for you.

Excellent, Green Goblin. Gray Rhino is powerless without the ability to turn his head. Good thinking, Green Arrow. You can shoot out a parachute like Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom. Good thinking. You can shoot Green Arrows accurately because your name is the Green Lantern. Ooh, three hit combo, Bane. Or should I call you the Green Rhino?

Come on, Bane. Come on, Bane. Come on, Bane. Dang, Bane. Why'd you do that? Oh my God. Watch out, Batman. Bane has three juice.

You're testing my patience.

Batman, no. That's Rhino. Press A to throw batarang. Okay, I'm gonna press it. I'm gonna press it. Now.

Who's that green guy? Okay, I'm gonna press it. I'm gonna press it. Now!

Who's that green guy? Wait, what's that?

From Dragon Ball?

Here it goes.

Okay, I gotta press X now to throw the real one. Here it comes. You ready?

Here it comes.

Boom!

Oh, I like that combo.

He go, I don't know, whack!

Hit him with the injustice combo, yeah! Cause it's injustice. Oh, that's the injustice combo.

Ooh!

Ooh!

It's the none of your damn business along.

Ooh! Put her in this portal that Sonic came out of in Sonic Forces. Thanks a lot, Eggman. Watch out for this bomb, Jokey!

Now stay down.

Batman, he got up!

Ah!

Joker sucks, man.

Wait!

They're arresting Batman instead of Joker.

But he's the good guy, not Joker. Joker?

I'm in a nightmare. Woo! Heh! Wee! Kya! I'll make a good call. Eeeeeeep! Woo! Wee! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha away your Thanos axe! Don't you know that I can make a giant green anvil?

You amuse me, Jor-

He amuses me too. Don't you understand that if you throw 100 yellow batarangs I'm just gonna create a giant green dartboard? Don't you realize that if you chainsaw has no magic? Why don't I just vibrate at the same frequency as the energy signature and follow them? Because that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.

We have important matters to discuss.

The final draft.

Superman is glad you agreed to his terms.

Wait, why does Superman get the rights for the Aquaman movie?

Superman will rule Atlantis.

It's what you agreed to. I guess I should have read the fine print.

Hit him with a dolphin, Aquaman. Oh yeah, that's a better idea.

You two make sorry diplomats.

But their music is incredible.

Who do you work for, usurper? Manta? Ocean Master?

Fisherman? Scavenger? Siren? Cordex? Thanatos? The eel? Shark, dead water, demon gate, sea quake, games man, human

flying fish. He's one of the most classic villains of Aquaman. God of War for PlayStation, if you throw a giant fishbowl at me, I'm going to kick you into a giant chair. It's only fair.

It's only chair. That's what Joker should have said to Superman before he killed him for stealing that chair.

I have a weapon to take down Superman. A kryptonite based laser that-

Hold on.

A kryptonite based laser?

A kryptonite based- Hold on. A kryptonite based laser that-

Hold on. A kryptonite weapon?

A kryptonite based laser that- Hold on, hold on, hold on. Laser. It's a Dark Knight based laser based on the video game. The weapons in the Batcave.

I need your DNA to unlock it.

Hold on. A Kryptonite weapon.

Batman. Oh, don't throw a dumpster at me! Watch out for my Joker gun. Stand up. Stand up. It's a gun that only aims forward.

Joker, you gotta upgrade to that Jack Nicholson gun.

A light shining on my heart!

The only thing more powerful than a gun is teeth.

Ha ha!

Get a-

Wee! That's how it does. Joker sucks. But imagine if that was a kryptonite based pie and instead of, but instead of Batman he was fighting Superman. He would've been super smart for that.

Hold on. A kryptonite?

Take this. Take this. Watch out for my Joker cards.

Joker's die here.

No, no, no. Joker's got this. Wait wait wait watch out for these Joker cards.

Wait wait wait wait. I'll kill you clown boy. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh- Pancakes taste like sand cakes. That's why Superman is evil in this universe. Batman will be executed at Strikers Island. And then Catman.

Don't mind me. Just hacking your neural network.

Oh yeah, well I'm hacking you. No, I'm hacking you faster than you're hacking me. Well, I just logged you out of your Netflix account, so I hope hack into your Steam library account to delete all your games. Jarvis, log me back into Minions.

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Aquaman has an army of gigantic lobsters?

There they are!

Right there. Right there.

I used my super seeing to see them! I misdirected him. Let's leave. We can be free of him. Be together.