Internet ERUPTS As Objects FLY Out of WHITE HOUSE WINDOW🚨

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Something is afoot at the White House this Labor Day, as strange, unidentified objects are flying out the windows, possibly containing the last shreds of American credibility. Go figure. Welcome to Occupy Democrats, I'm David Redish. And yes, I'm back after my jaw surgery. And yes, I'm still swollen, so I apologize for looking like I have a pumpkin for a face.

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It will pass. Once more, thank you to all of you who reached out with well wishes or donated to my recovery fund on Ko-Fi. It all means so much, and it really did help me get through the past few days of pain, swelling, and boredom. You're all amazing people.

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On to our breaking story. Remember back in 2016-2017, when the Global Language Monitor named the word surreal as one of the defining words of the year, I think we're back there again. Between Trump's tariff stupidity, which is suicide for the economy, his demands to investigate Operation Warp Speed, an initiative overseen by his own White House, and the ongoing fears about Taco's health, we live in strange times, to say the least.

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For more on all those stories, see our other videos here on the channel. Oh, and amid it all, Trump has signaled his major priorities.

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100 Pennsylvania Avenue is set for a major renovation. The White House unveiling President Trump's latest project, a plan to replace the East Wing, traditionally used for the First Lady's offices, with a 90,000 square foot ballroom. It'll be a grand entertaining space the President's long wanted to build.

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They've wanted a ballroom at the White House for more than 150 years, but there's never been a president that was good at ballrooms. I'm really good.

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With construction set to begin this September, the president estimates the price tag at $200 million, a cost he says he'll cover along with private donors, describing it to NBC News as, quote, his gift to the country. For years, special events like state dinners have often been hosted under a giant tent on the South Lawn to accommodate the large number of guests. The president has complained wet grass is unbecoming of White House affairs.

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When it rains it's a disaster. People are slopping down to the tent. It's not a pretty sight. The women with their lovely evening gowns, all of their hair all done and they're a mess.

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Democratic critics quick to pounce.

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Listen, I'm happy to eat my cheeseburger at my desk.

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I don't need a 200 million million ballroom to eat it in.

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But President Trump is not the first to transform the White House, the last big addition, that famous Truman balcony back in 1948.

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The idea I think Trump has is this will be the Trump ballroom.

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A ballroom. Which he says he's going to pay for himself. Believe it when it happens. Maybe they've started early and that's why stuff is flying out the windows? Stay with me here. And don't get me started on the rose garden or all the gaudy gold leaf in the Oval Office

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designed to make him look like Vladimir Putin. Oh, and by the way, his real estate roots, they mention there, are his ex-wife, Ivana, who oversaw the design of so many of the famous Trump real estate projects. That was, of course, before he sexually assaulted her, according to their divorce papers, and she met with an untimely demise after falling down a flight of stairs. Just sayin'.

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Which brings us to today's house cleaning, if indeed it can be called that. Today, video began circulating on the internet of unknown White House officials hurling what appear to be loaded trash bags out a top-level White House window. At the time of this report, we've been unable to determine exactly what office or room is involved in the video, or for that matter, what exactly is flying out the window. Take a look and tell me what you think in the comments.

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Here we go.

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Got another one?

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Let me see.

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Damn, unless they in that little outhouse on the M. Oh, somebody there, right?

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Right now, right?

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Oh, there it goes.

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You got it? Oh, there it goes. You got it? Oh, there it goes.

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You got it? I'm just kidding. Now let's stay in that little outhouse. On the M. Oh, somebody there, right? Right now, right?

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Oh, there it goes. You got it?

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You zoomed in?

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I guess that's one way to clean out. This is crazy. I didn't know we were going to get a whole TV show can you make out what they're throwing away?

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this could definitely make Washingtonian proud I'm going to go ahead and get my coffee. So, what say you, dear viewers? Trump's dirty diapers? Incriminating documents related to Jeffrey Epstein? The final vestiges of Marco Rubio's dignity? What is so sensitive that the considerable White House custodial staff can't be asked to take the trash out?

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And assume for a moment that there's nothing untoward in those bags. What kind of dignity does it show to throw them out a window? Is someone trying to sneak out of the administration without Trump knowing?

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He'd do better to wait until dark. We'll keep you updated on this bizarro story as new details emerge. For now, let's just hope this is the beginning of a trend to purge the White House of all the garbage currently occupying its offices. You can start with one 300-pound old bag named Donald Trump.

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You can start with one 300-pound old bag named Donald Trump. This is Occupy Democrats.

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