Is he the biggest winner?

Jake?

What are you doing?Watching TV.Why isn't it on?

Because I've seen this one already.Hey, you want to hear a funny joke?Sure.Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

I don't know.Why?

Is your name Harper?Yes.Then this is for you.

Oh!Why'd you do that?Why did you sleep with my wife?Charlie!

I don't care.Open the door.I've got company.I know.And our husband's downstairs.You're married?

Yeah.

When this happens...

Charlie!Are you coming back to me?

Yes.Charlie!Fine, I'll wrap it up.You're gonna talk this out like gentlemen, or you...Oh, you might have mentioned he fought at the Alamo.No offense.

None taken.Ow!Does that make us even?You tell me.Okay, one more.Hi.

I'm in Uncle Charlie's room.Did you see my Game Boy?

No.

Did you see my husband?The old guy?Yeah.He's in the kitchen.Thanks.

I'm so sorry, I had no idea that she was married.She wasn't wearing a ring, and there was no mention of a husband.Is that supposed to cheer me up?No, no, I just wanted you to know...

No, no, I get it.You're a nice guy, and I married a skeevy tramp.

No, no, no.I mean, I am a nice guy, but I'm sure Annette is a lovely woman.Her name is Natalie.I've been yelling Annette all night.Her name is Natalie.Okay, let's just assume it's her.

Again, I am really sorry.My own fault, anyway.I should have realized back when I married her, a man my age couldn't satisfy a woman that young.If it makes you feel any better, I couldn't ring her bell either.So, it's not just me.That's a relief.

So anyway, are we okay?Oh, yeah.We're aces.Good.Thank you.Yeah, well, I'll be getting home now.

I got lawyers to call, locks to change.Maybe I'll stop off at the market, pick up some of those cookies.

Here, take the box.

Thanks.Looks like I'm the big winner around here today.

Hello?Anybody home?

Hello?

Hello, who are you?

Norman.

Oh, hello, Norman.I'm Evelyn.Is that your magnificent Rolls Royce out in the drive?

Why, yes, it is.

Are you a friend of Charlie's?

No, but my wife is.

Did my son polish your trophy wife?Well, you seem like a very intelligent man. I assume you had an airtight prenup.

Bulletproof.

You know what, Norman?You look a lot like my fifth husband.

Really?How many times have you been married?

Four.