Ivy Told Harper Everything Natalie Did Behind Her Back!

Natalie ever bring me up.No, she actually talks bad about you.So she does bring me up.Like you could have just told the truth.Bad about you though, she don't like you.

I know, but I'm saying like does Natalie ever like talk about me?You're like no, but she talks bad about you.Like what?Like how is that supposed to make sense?No, but she don't like you at all.Like she hates you.

Okay, I got a question.Do you like Natalie Reynolds?

But this morning I woke up and I coughed and I spit up boogers All right guys, welcome back You're one to call someone crazy.

Oh, she is crazy though And it begins.We're not doing this again.We're not doing this again.But by the way, I'm sick.So that's why I'm - She has coronavirus.

Yeah, she does.

I have the Hanta virus.I have the new lettuce diarrhea thing.

What did you just say?

Letta what?Lettuce diarrhea thing.

You haven't seen that?What is that?No, I have not seen it.Cash has been terrified of it because - I want to get it.He won't even know if he has it or not.What?

What do you mean?

Because he always poops.That's in like a lot of fruit right now.

Oh, I don't eat fruit.

It's making people sick.Wait, if you don't even know you have it, then what does it matter?

Well, I don't know.What are we talking about?You had a parasite.Yeah.You got a little friend living inside you.

No, it'd be cool to know if you have a parasite.Like if you don't have a parasite, if you have a parasite and you don't know, that's not cool.

Well, I've been sick for the past week.Uh, I don't know what I have.I went to the doctor three times.Um, I'm not okay.Ivy's making things worse.

I think you're going to make Ivy sick.So I think you're making things worse.Yeah.Yeah.You need to, you need a mask.I'll be honest.

Hey, this is a kid's familypodcast and you are a kid too, so keep your words to yourself No, it really is No, because I always I always smell good.

Yeah Harper actually is the one person where if you're like out and you're like, hey, I need some perfume She's gonna have a person when you're just gonna look that way most of the time.

So I want on that side I'm a smell bad Yes, so there is that camera pointing right at you that you and is that camera and that camera and that camera and that camera and that I think we go a little overkill with the cameras.

Yeah Yeah, there's a lot Anyways, Ivy has a new look to her doesn't she what your hair you're like actually you were wearing lashes last time Yeah, what are you doing like a middle part now a middle part?

Side part do we look the same?Harper says everyone has a bald spot.Do you see my full head of hair?This is not a bald spot Just I asked Did you see my private story where I was like, oh my gosh, no his forehead is a different skin tone Look at it.He's so pale on his forehead Never see sunlight down.Oh That's good good look my hair is like a protective like against the UVs like it's like Wait, that's kind of weird girls hair just doesn't touch their forehead.

Well, it can't be a bang.

Wait.Yeah, how does that work?does not touch your forehead?That's kind of weird.

Because it goes to the side.Oh, mine does.I have baby hairs.Me too.No, you don't.Yes, I do.

Barely.You guys can grow your hair out long like ours too, and it would like do that.

Please don't do that though.

We'll do it.From this day forward, me and Cash will not cut our hair for the next year.You're easy to rage bait.

Look, she like actually thinks you're going to do it.No, he will.Have you not met him?Maverick would not grow his hair out to be as long as my hair.

I would grow my hair.That'd be crazy to see him.I wish he would.

It'd be funny.

I'd grow my hair out.no you wouldn't why wouldn't i because you're all talk you say things like that but you would never actually do it no you would never you're like i would so do it i would so do it i don't like it i feel like y 'all i would go i died all blonde and do like a surfer style wait i just said that like that's cash in the future we were driving down the road there's this guy I'm like a little like he's on like a mini bike yeah he was old ripped shirt he was ripped no okay that's good yeah that's you in the future for sure and he had like long flowy blonde hair and he like stopped at a stoplight and he was just like He was literally like I'll take a rip long flowy hair ripped shirt Yeah, I feel like you guys have like tension over here.

Yeah, I think I felt that is it because of the natalie reynolds Like my nails falling off because of ivy like she made me hurt like she literally like hurt me Y 'all haven't gotten over that already.Look like yeah, look at those crusty on nails Wait, why is it?

Oh, i'm not gonna lie.That is a crusty nail.I just I just bent it just now Yeah, why did you bend it?

Yeah, what is up with my hope that's not what we're talking about though we're talking about what you did to your nails Yeah, what's up with those guys did you see my purse?So I'm doing it all blue and yeah, but that's that's cool.

OhWhat about the nails?All right, we need to be honest about something.Our group, maybe, well, sometimes, always uses DoorDash for everything.

It's not our fault it's so convenient.Seriously, it's like once a day, sometimes more.At this point, we all have our go -to orders.

Yeah, but honestly, DoorDash has become such a simple staple in our lives because we're always on the go, filming, recording, traveling, or working on something.And something always comes up.Somebody needs a coffee, somebody forgets to eat, and suddenly, We're out of snacks.

We've even used DoorDash during video shoots when we realized we need last -minute essentials.We've gotten batteries, waters, and other things we needed to keep the day moving.

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It's an easy way to show up for people.

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Oh, it's because it's your right hand, right?And you, like, can't use your left hand?What's wrong with this hand?

No, that hand looks good.No, we're talking about your right hand.

What's wrong with that hand?There's something wrong with, like, you.

OK.Get out!You should not say that, Harper.

Your dad loves when people are mean to you.

Maybe it's because she's mean to you all the time, so it's nice when someone does it to her.

Yes.You want to straighten her mic mouth?

Straighten up your mic.

Yeah, there you go.

You know you you're supposed to talk into a mic like straight on.

Oh, no, she's doing asmr.

Look at those crusty nails She's calling to a whale or something like you're scaring me.

Hey, is it awkward for you since you hang out with natalie and harper?

No, not really.

Really?

Well, she's rude to me. I like my mom better.

Okay

I can easily tell just by seeing your ginger hair.Okay, she gets recognized a lot.

Yeah Well Uh, I'm not going to like say I do, but sometimes, yeah.

Wow.

What a humble person.

She loves to flex that.Look at her.One of my favorite pictures of Harper actually.Stop in the Philadelphia airport.No, not that one.I have a lot of favorite pictures of you, but there's one time I'm on the phone with your mom.

You had just left the podcast and you'd just gotten home and I'm on the phone with your mom talking to her about something.And I hear you come in and you're like, mom.mom you're like yelling at her or something and then she's like harper what are you wearing and you have like this ridiculous outfit on you have like a hood on and you pull the string so it was just your face you put glasses on so you were like hiding yourself completely and she's like what are you wearing and you're like i'm going shopping and i just i really don't want anyone to ask for a picture today so i have to be like hidden well i wasn't wearing lashes i was pale as heck i like did not look good at all and i was going to south lake you were saving their eyes Yes.

Yeah.You cared about that.

I feel like if I saw you like that, though, I'd take a picture regardless.Even if I didn't know who you were.

Well, I still got photos, which is like crazy because they could see my hair through the thing.Oh.

But yeah.Here it is.

Okay, that makes me look at someone more When I go to sound like I tend to get noticed sometimes I can't even talk I sound so different I'm so sick.

You sound like a pro singer now a pro singer.Yeah, I think that's your voice.

You could go pro with that voice Yeah Well, that wasn't my best word.But no, when I go to Southlake, I sometimes get noticed and I don't know what to do.

that day cuz I wasn't wearing lashes and I looked bad and like yeah so do you ever get noticed definitely a lot really yes like me and Natalie were at Disneyland So much kids like did not stop coming.

Yeah, like you famous girl.

I'm a celebrity You're just like your mom.It's crazy, bro one time.No, this is literally yesterday.I saw it one time I was at an airport and these two boys came up, bro.It was so embarrassing, bro They asked for my number try guess how old they were How old they were?Just try again.

You're 14.

They're like 6.They gotta be like 6.

They're 19.Oh!Oh, she got Riz.Oh!More than me.No.

Wait, that's bad.

That's the opposite of what I thought.How old did they think you were?Everybody thinks I'm 20 or like 21 and 19.

I mean, I would have guessed you were 16, 17.

I was joking about it.Everybody actually thought I was being true.I'm literally 14 and my birthday is May 3rd.

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Okay.And plus you get one thing.3 ,000 freeze -in points when you sign up go get this jacket I go get it wait What was the reaction when you said you were 14?

I was like I was like how old are these kids?There's no way they're my age, and I said how old are you I was like oh?Yeah, no sorry.Yeah When you told these 19 year old guys they thought she was 20 no yeah, no, but how people actually believing I'm actually 20 There's no way I look 20 I don't know, but what was the reaction?

Like if I was asking somebody for their number and I found out they were 14, I'm calling the cops on myself.That's bad.It was bad, dude.

I will say though, if they're, if in person they can't really use this excuse, but we were talking about it earlier online, sometimes it's like easier to look older online.Cause it's like, it's so much easier because it's like just the one camera angle of you.

And it's like, and the beauty filter and the makeup and it is so easy to look like 10 years older.

Yeah.

yeah but in person they kind of cook themselves no like like you you don't look like you're 19 in person at all not even close yeah there's no way you look a little older than me though actually no i'm like so mature Oh, okay, don't fight like compared to you immature and stuff like like personality hands again personality wise I'm definitely more mature than you.

Wait, does does Natalie ever bring me up?No, she actually talks bad about you Like you could have just bad about you though.

She don't like you I know but I'm saying like this Natalie ever like talk about me You're like no, but she talks bad about you like what like, how's that supposed to make?

No, she don't like you at all

like she hates you well last time I saw her she said I just want to have a friend so I made a tick -tock with her and now she has a friend so she talks bad about me we should we should move on Wow well that's funny because that was obvious Harper Don't take that to heart no, no, no, no you good good dog.

No, you bounce back.

Yeah, I again like my tick -tock account That's back to don't worry Harpers tick -tock account falling off.Oh It hasn't fallen off and don't say that!

She is falling off really bad.

Don't let Natalie hear that.

It is bad.Oh, well, it's a glitch in the system right now.No, you're falling off bad guys.No, she gets one like in an hour.

It's really upsetting.

But I think it's like a TikTok glitch or something.

Yeah, you're fine.Definitely a glitch.You promise?Yeah, no, you'll be good.

OK, you're going to make it out.

Time will tell.

Make it out alive.Yeah, Kasia and Matt fell off once, too.Look at them now.Right.Running out of gas out of their upstairs.

Yeah, we came a long way.Yep.Man, do you guys ever fight a lot?Like, I feel like if I had to film.Me and Ivy, because yeah, I threw her.Oh, yeah.

No, no.Yeah, we know.What?

I threw her down the stairs.

Ivy, you what?

She threw me down the stairs.That's why I am like being quiet because I don't want to do anything that will like.Oh, you're sure not quiet.

You're not quiet.

Wait, do you argue like this with Natalie, too?No, no.OK.

They have a good relationship, unlike me and everybody else I've ever talked to.

Wait, do you hang out with Piper?

Yeah.

Do you have a good relationship with Piper or are you like not really like Piper?

Yeah, I like Natalie.She's my favorite.She's my mom.What about Piper?She's really sweet.

We were asking.So not Piper, not Piper.

Natalie's really sweet.Because Natalie always tends to come into the conversation every second.

Wait, hold on.Yeah.

Cash, did you not get it?

I guess not.Do you have a good relationship with Piper?

Yeah.

This is stressing me out.

I don't know what's happening.I have a good relationship with Natalie, yes.

OK, that's good.

OK, what about Piper, Raquel, and Natalie Randolph?I have a good relationship with her.

What about your dad?She's like the Woody doll, dude.You get the same answer every time.Let's try this.Do you have a good relationship with Harbour?

Natalie, yeah.

What about your dad?

Yeah, I have a good relationship with Natalie Reynolds.

You don't have a good relationship with your dad?I find that hard to believe.

I find it very hard to believe.He's your dad.He birthed you.I mean, well...I played a big role.I'm wondering, like, do you have a good relationship usually with the people that you meet?

Oh, Natalie.

Yeah, yeah.

It's getting unfunny, by the way.

Why do you like Natalie over Harper?

Yeah.Yeah.

Why?

Natalie?

Yeah.Why?

Natalie, yeah.Yeah, she's cool.

This might be the hardest interview we've ever done.

OK, so why do you have a good relationship with Natalie and not me is the question.Oh, Natalie.Yeah, yeah, Natalie's cool.

Who is Natalie Reynolds?

Oh, she's my mom.You got a different answer.

How has she been your mom?

Natalie?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.Yeah.

How has she been your mom?

Yeah.How?Wait, technically.OK, I got a question.

Do you like Natalie Reynolds?

I do not like Natalie at all.

Oh, now that is too deep.

Why is that?Elaborate.

I think she's a terrible person, and she's a very bad mom.Natalie?Oh, no, no.Yeah, she's still my mom.

yeah, I know it's terrible she's a terrible person.How do you feel that she stole my car Natalie?Oh, yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Oh Yeah, like I okay, but how do you actually feel that she stole my car?

Oh Natalie?Uh, yeah.

Yeah, Natalie Wait, wait, I saw you post a video and you were like my mom is doing horrible things.She should not steal a car Yeah, me.

Yeah, you called her out.

Wait, hold on.

Y 'all making me think.Is she?

How old's Natalie?

Natalie's like 23.Natalie's 23.

How old are you?14.I don't think...I don't think that adds up.I don't think that adds up.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Right.Right.Uh, we should move on.No more talking about it.Yeah.Yeah.

But I don't think, I think that's still her only response to anything now is just Natalie.

Oh, Natalie.Okay.

Yeah.Yeah.

I have a question.So you're, you want to get into nails?Oh yeah.Natalie.Oh my gosh.

You're going to make me more sick.You changed out your outfit.I should've changed.

Yeah.I want to do nails.I like it.With Natalie.

Yeah.Oh my gosh.

I don't think Natalie can even do nails.Am I a pro?

I think it looks good.He took me five minutes.

You want to see my nails?

No, okay.

Yeah Wait, you actually painted them and glued on the jewels and everything?Yeah, they're acrylic.My nails are pretty long.

Can you do other people's nails?I do my toenails.Do you want to see them?

Oh, no.

I think you do.

Please look at them.No, Ashley, look at them.

No, it's terrible.It's terrible.Look at that.Oh, look at them.

I'm not looking.

No, trust me.If you looked, you would be running.Let me tell you that.

Real blood under my toenail That's gotta be a parasite I've noticed you haven't been wearing flip -flops lately.You must be a little I can't find them.I think someone is Did you hide his flip -flops?

Oh no, Kenzie's insecure about Maverick's toes.

I'm not gonna lie, if my husband was walking around with black toenails, I'd be pretty insecure.

Yeah, I probably wouldn't wear flip -flops anyway, you know.But I haven't been able to find them, which I think is suspicious.

Wait, when are they gonna become, like, normal colored?

Are you texting right now?

Oh, no, Natalie.I don't remember.

Mid -podcast?

Yeah, I'm on Natalie.

I'm texting Natalie.Okay, that's cool.That's cool.Like, what are you texting her?

How often do you see Natalie?

Natalie oh, yeah, Natalie.How often do you like see her though?Mm -hmm.Wait, you guys went to Disneyland together Disneyland or Disney World?We Disney World in Florida.Did we go to Disney World?

We went to Disneyland.

Okay, wait, but you went to Disney World Yeah, we bro we could have saw you wait, you know, you know, it's crazy they went like I'm not kidding I'm so sorry My hair just falls out.

Oh no, you're shedding.Like in the shower.Are you stressing?

I am, I am.

Harper, I just started using this hair product and it works so well.What is it?It's Kerastase, Kerastasis, however you say that word.It's so good.It keeps you.

You know, it's crazy.They went like the day after y 'all went.

Yeah.

I saw you guys post and it was like the day or two after they went.

Natalie and I thought you guys were in Florida, so I just assumed we weren't there.

So I'm so glad that I'm so glad that I like we left right before they came because, you know, my brotherwith Natalie and That would be crazy if we saw them there that way were you actually there?

No Has anyone ever come up to you and been rude to you they have like a fan in public No, but I'm rude to my family.

I love my family.You definitely aren't no I'm getting him cuz like I'm a fan and guys every time I see a fan of mine for you page I just follow them Really?That's sweet.That's really nice.Yeah, like my fault.I'm probably gonna hit 10 ,000 followers soon.

Then like 10 ,000 people you're following?Yeah.Wait, have you had any like really crazy fan interactions?Except for the dudes asking for your numbers and they're like way older than you.

These little girls at the carnival, my friend.They just ran up on me literally hugged me and climbed on me like a monkey like a tree.No No, I'm being so for like on everything No guys, I'm being for real I swear on everything have you ever had like any bad interactions where you left and you were like, oh Yeah, a tiger came out see this one time is really bad.You say tiger tiger like an animal Yeah, a tiger.I have a pet tiger You have a pet tiger?

What kind?

A tiger.

Siberian?I don't think your dad agrees.

No, I had it since it was a baby.

I found it in the desert.Oh, she means like a little cat.No, a tiger.Yeah, it's a little cat.No, a tiger.Oh, you have a cat.

A tiny little kitten.

I'll show you the tiger.

If I was an animal, would I be a tiger?Yeah, she would.You got red hair.I know, but like besides the red hair.

I'd also be a lobster.

This is my pet tiger.Is a lobster like just big Big like claws also if any of y 'all see myself tan, I don't think anybody was gonna notice it girl A big birthmark on my oh, it looks like someone punched you.

It looks like younot gonna lie It looks like you tanned and then you drooled all over your arm.

Yeah, this is Harper.It's called a fiddler crab You would know.

Who knows the different types of crabs?What type of a name of a crab is that?

It's a crab with one giant hand.

Wait, why does she only have one giant hand?

I don't know.They just all only have one giant hand.

Oh my gosh!

Why does Barb know that?Like, where do you find this information out, Barb?

One giant hand is crazy, not another one.

You're so rude.

Hey, that would be a freaking like, uh, she's gonna be like, oh what that would be like, uh If I'm gonna be honest mass a seahorse look at you.Thank you.Oh my gosh.Yes, you get pregnant I'm not kidding.You're a seahorse Maverick is the type to get pregnant.I'm not gonna lie.

What is that?Is that called a hermaphrodite?What is that?I'm not a hermaphrodite.

Hey, Ivy.

Is that what that is?

That's another thing only you would know, Matt.What is a hermaphrodite?

He's using that word to prove his knowledge.No, it's an animal that can basically reproduce by itself, isn't it?

No, seahorses can't reproduce by themselves.

There's only one thing in the world.

Seahorse is the man, the guy seahorse gets pregnant.That's why she's saying that.

Yeah, but I think he also does it by himself.And that's the only thing in the world that the dude gets pregnant.

Ivy just hit me.Ivy, if you were an animal, what would you be?What the heck, she just hit me.Is a seahorse a hermaphrodite?Yeah.That's so embarrassing for me.

No, seahorses are not hermaphrodites.I can't be mean.It's so hard to be mean to you guys.Well, you can clearly do it to me, so.

Worms are hermaphrodites.

Wait, Ivy, if you had a rank.

You could be a worm.No one was wondering that.

If you had a rank that your favorite podcast host and order,Harper at the bottom Oh, is she at the bottom for what like your favorite podcast host?

I got out of s5.Yeah, my favorite.

I'm being straight honest.I was my favorite Piper.

Well, obviously cuz I'm always like my second bro.

It's so hard even like the beef with your mom.

I I can like adapt to people's personalities really easily.Harper is a shapeshifter.You think so?

No, no, no.She matches everyone's personality no matter what they're like.Right.

I'm you're great at pretending that you're interested in why I do think I do think like with different people I can adapt to their personality super easily like that's why it's so easy with fans cuz some like people like cash or maverick They're like hi nice to meet you and I'm like I adapted them wait Kate Yeah That's why it doesn't work out well for me sometimes sometimes I'm people that are like chill like book people that are like Do not like jokes and then I say things to them and they get offended and yeah You know wait remember you said that you had a favorite collaborator that you did a collaboration Who was it again?

I forgot his name Tanner.Yeah, I didn't know who he was until I looked him up now He's so sweet I didn't know who he was until I looked him up.

Okay, this is so off topic.He just posted a video this week.So he lives like out in the country.He's like, hi guys, we're going to go shuck corn with my dad or something like that.And so he's like, we're going to show them how we, how we go get corn.And so they go out in their cornfield and they're picking their corn.

But his dad, I'm not joking.Mr. Tanner's dad had the biggest bicep.I've ever seen it everyone.No, I'm not joking everyone in the comments.I said like one single His dad was just standing there and everyone was like what it's like.What's this man's workout?

Second favorite ain't no way.I'm about to look up a man's bicep right now It was everybody I like didn't notice it, but then I opened the commentsand everyone was saying it I was like oh my god.What is it?

How the world would you spy set ways?

Oh wait wait, please please tell us how you think you spell by By yeah, no don't type it in hi CI P. No guys.

I'm not gonna lie.It might just be the biggest bicep It's not the biggest bicep.

I've ever it's no it was this video his bicep.

It's his tricep whatever that is this is the video i saw oh my gosh this is the video i saw he's just literally standing oh my gosh he's doing nothing he's just standing there no casually just standing there like that and then everyone is just like like look like people just may not even have a pump that is great yo i guess i need to like go if they were doing cucumbers on this video if he's not on steroids I want his workout routine.

And if he is on steroids, I want your steroids.So let me know.

Someone said just the dad pull the tractor by hand.Yeah.

Because it's only that one arm.It's not even the other arm.No, his other arm is kind of big too.Really?

No.Anyways.

How do people like that fit in clothes?Right?

Like I can barely fit in this shirt for some reason.Because like.

Your biceps is too big.

My arms are like the biggest part of my body.

I don't think so.

I used to have that.

Really?That feeling too.Yeah.OK.

Because how do you change it?

Didn't I just grew to like my arms.Oh, yeah I used to I used to not wear dresses without sleeves because I was so embarrassed I'm a very broad -shouldered person.

Yeah, I felt that way I know all the girls like to go to the side and like take the photos like this like and like my arms are big so I can't do that and like my shoulders are bony like those other yeah, so I like I don't know was there a moment in time that made you think that about yourself?I Prom I was like dang.Why are all these girls arms so skinny and mine's big cuz mine is like in like a picture You saw yeah.Yeah, it was in the end.

Yeah, I was It's the distortion of the camera, but my freshman year I'm sitting in classmy English class, and I'm just sitting there doing my work You know this guy's behind me.

He leans forward on the desk, and he touches my arm He's like oh my gosh Kinsey your arms are huge, and I Was told that you had hairy arms yes, yes, oh my gosh.

Yeah in sixth grade.That's why I shave my arms right now They're not shaved but in sixth grade.I was talking cash.

You have really hairy arms now.

I'm looking at it Look like carpet Anyways, what in sixth grade I was talking to my crush and I remember I took off my sweatshirt and I had like a shirt underneath it because He was gonna write on my arm and this like green pencil and I was like, okay.Yeah, you can write on my arm I'd take off my sweatshirt.My arm was hairy.

He's like, I don't want to write another guy like I just can't my big arms my hairy arms like I'm sorry okay I'm a little manly some guys I need us to bathroom okay is that fine okay I'll be back Harper when I was in junior high wait where's she going that seemed very suspicious what I was in middle school this kid I was sitting next I was really good friends with him he wrote on a piece of paper hairy arms and then slid it over to me and I was like Oh, man, I'm looking at my arms and then I like look at him.I feel like zero here.Well, I shave my arms now.Thanks to that kid.But I like you like 10 years later.

I still got everything.

Wait, what happened?He wasn't saying it about me. I look at him.I give him a dirty look and I just like cover my arms up.And he was like, no, not you her.And he points across the table to this other girl.And I was like, oh, my God, it's not me.

Did she have hairy arms?yes but like he didn't need to point it out like that like we all had hairy arms in seventh grade do you though have hairy arms in seventh grade i don't think you have hairy arms now mine happened in sixth grade no i'm sorry mav's arms i mean are the like least hairiest arms you've ever seen in junior high harper

our cheer uniforms were like the tank top ones and I started shaving my arms in seventh grade my armpits in seventh grade and I did not do it right at all and I just had like cuts all in my arm and I would get so embarrassed at football games so I'd wear my jacket but it was also like a hundred degrees outside and so my cheer coach would come up to me and she's like you need to take your jacket off so you can match everyone else and I would like start crying like please no please no and she's like take your jacket off now or you're getting a mark She got kicked off the team.So I take my jacket off, but then I like when we would do like high B's or anything I'd go like this me too.Oh my gosh So mad like put your arms up Kinsey.

I'm like, I will not be doing that.I just will not be doing it seriously Me and cheer and stuff is it's so weird because I for some reason like have more weight in my arms I don't know why like is that with you, too?

I feel that way, but I don't think other people see that and I don't see that on you.

Yeah Good.Anyways, but like I don't know from the side there a little bit, but I'm sure I always saw you looking like Tanner's dad And um and cheer I have to do high bees and I always self tan and the self tan always rubs off on my armpits because they're always Closed and stuff.And so when I hide me I always have you like this cuz I'm a flyer And so when I go in the air, it's so embarrassing.

So I just like look like a walrus in the air Do you put lotion underneath your arms whenever before you self tan?

Yes, okay, I was gonna say I started doing that and it helped I need to yeah Y 'all IV is the star of this podcast right now, and she's gone so her dad's the star now.

Hey Nothing, are you the bathroom?She's like she's just sitting at the edge of the stairs Did you leave she got bored of us?

This is what happens normally happen.I respect it.Wait.Is she filming a take?I think she is

What's going on?

I don't know.Is she her daughter?Does this normally happen?Yeah.

So confused.Unfortunately, yeah.Does she have ADHD?

She has everything.

Let's just, like, I'm just confused.

Hey, well, at least we're honest, right?Oh, my god.

Yo.

Man.

Ivy.What did you think when the 19 -year -old guys walked up to her?

Oh, I pulled her away.

Oh.

I was actually coming.I actually thought they were taking a picture.Yes, I was.I pulled you away.

You want a microphone down there or no?

Yeah, where's your microphone?

You're going to defend yourself on the podcast.

that's what you pulled her away yeah pulled her away well our flight was leaving and then did you kick him in the face yeah gotta kick him in the face gotta kick him in the face yeah um one time i was at an airport and these like uh These guys came up to me.It was a whole baseball team and I wasn't wearing anything.No And you know how I look at the airline free, yeah, I look insane at the airport at all times Airport Harper's my favorite Harper like missing one shoe.

The other shoes halfway tied It's like these the cutest baseball boys I've ever seen in my entire life.

You don't want a baseball.No, no They all come up to me and I was like, hi.And I was like, don't look at me. I look so chopped.And they're like, nah, can we get a photo?And so they got the photo and they posted it on TikTok.And I don't think I've ever looked that bad in my life.

And then I see the photo.I don't know where it is.You can look it up later.And then, uh, and then another one on TikTok.Uh, yeah, on TikTok.And then another one was, uh, a Philadelphia airport.

And I, this, this girl that popped up a year ago that happened a year ago.Yesterday, this girl, literally I was asleep.in the chair and a random airport chair this girl walks over to me her mom shakes me awake, and I'm like Hello, and she's like can we get a photo so my yeah horse cuz I'm not gonna be from your sleep from my slumber I was like bro.What so she can woke you up.Yes.She woke me up.

Yo.What are you doing?Get on the podcast.He's dancing on the stairs.Now, I'm kidding.

But the mom woke you up.

Yeah, the mom shook me awake and she's like, can we get a photo?So I said yes.I smiled and I looked like I was still asleep.I looked like I was, um.

Your mic goes on the other side.

Uh, well, sorry.Oh, no, you're fine.

Oh man, the problem child's back.

Sorry, she's just making a ruckus.Keep going, Harper.Um, sorry.

all right there we go yeah too much there you go yeah obviously can't do one um sorry oh you can sit right here did i push you off i didn't oh you can sit in the middle Wait, what'd you say?

Married.Wait, what'd you say?

She said, you have a crush on him.

Wait, did you actually?

Like, back then?No, actually, the, uh...

I watched the video.

It was for the plot.What happened on the podcast was Cash and Kate were like, Harper, say that you have a crush on Maverick for the clips.So I did.

That's not what we said.I was sending the massage chair and I looked at you and I said, there's a clip of it online.I said, Do you have a crush on map?And you go, what?

No, but I originally, no, I've never had like a crush on a guy.10 years older than you were like 12.

I was 12, but actually one of my favorite clips on the podcast is I was like, oh my gosh, cash a map.How are you guys are 20 and 22 years old.And you've never hugged.And Harper goes, wait, wait, wait, we keep talking.And she starts going 22 and 20.And then like, we're still talking and she's like figuring it out.

She's like, you lied.you said he was 37.

That's my favorite quote.That's when we first started and she goes wait and she was like one two three four five six seven and we're like all having a conversation she was like you said he was 80.I was like what?

No, she fully believed he was 37.

He was

22. How are y 'all 22 and 20 years old and y 'all have never hugged each other?No way.

Wait, wait, wait, 22 and23. You lied.You said he was 36.And you believed it?Yes.When I first met them, I didn't, I only met Cash and Kate first and then Maverick came in looking He was looking fruity I'm gonna say that Rudy and Down to your knees and I was like hello nice to meet you and he was like hi Maverick and he was like Do you do cheer cuz I do cheer?

So then we go outside and he live and he lives and he like does a cheer so I mean like drops me to the ground Cuz he doesn't write you died.Yeah, and so and then everybody thought that I had a crush on Mav.

So yeah Be just be honest.Did you ever at one point have like a little little crush?

I'm, actually trying to think I like truly I truly have not because i've always like found him a little sus You know, I never liked you either Yeah, wait, you didn't help your case whatsoever every boy you've ever dated has been sus Yeah, I know Don't come at her ex -boyfriends like that.Yeah, no, I know but not any of my boyfriends have ever been uh, 20 something what no one's saying Well, you're like all your little ex -boyfriends.I've never had a crush on a guy older than me.Well, I have, but not like that's like 30 years old.Why are you redoing your makeup?

I'm not 30.

You look great, though.

I thank you Stab herself in the eye.

Does this get ready with this podcast is just so confusing.I'm so confused.

Oh, I feel like she's disrespecting our five and we're not even filming Is she or forming us?

After after Harper, who's your favorite podcast?

Oh, yeah.Oh, yeah.

She's not a podcast host Like, I'm just so confused.

Do you want to go get Starbucks now?

Well, after the podcast, because like we you came here to film the podcast and film.

I came here to get ready.Get ready on the blue couch.Where are you going after this?Probably walk.A walk?Or sit on the stairs again.

It's kind of hot out.

Wait, I got a question.Is it?You probably wouldn't answer in front of your dad anyways.I was going to ask if there's any boys you have a crush on.

No.

Yeah, I didn't think so.You definitely have a crush on some guys.

Did you like, did you bleach your hair?Like if Natalie's gonna be the subject of this whole podcast and I might as well just walk off because it's hurting my feelings Like what the heck Why is there a rainbow unicorn on your like page or whatever?

We're gonna start like some rules or something before we start Oh, so the rules of the podcast are you sit down?

So you don't have any like crushes at all like you still go to public school private school What do you do?Like I haven't learned one thing about you this whole podcast.

You know what?You're right We met you twice now, and I don'tI don't even know anything about you at all.

I just found out how old you were today.Yeah.Not 19, 14.Yeah.I need my phone.

Can you please tell us, can you please tell us like something at least?

Oh yeah.

When do your braces come off tomorrow?

No beef.

So for real, but you're filming with us tomorrow.

Yeah.So I don't, I don't think they're coming off tomorrow.Oh, I'll take them off.

Will you get pepper sprayed for a video?Sure, there's no way wait guy.Would you let me get pepper spray for a video?

Yeah good Yo, I will buy y 'all pepper spray you will peppers for each other actually wait Has pepper spray we can do this, right?Yeah, not in the house that'll be like in the air forever Somebody sprayed it in her school once the entire hallway had to evacuate.

Yeah, we did all that We were all crime like in the middle of ASL.I'm like Oh, like bawling my eyes out.She said it was like ASL.

So you like signing it.You're like, chat, if I get my eyes, how long you're just like performing a spell.

Wait, is that why the police accused using Chachi B .T.Every time I see like a song, you're so if I get.She's using Chachi B .T.Oh, no, my only friend.

Every time I see the police academy doing the pepper spray test on their like roots, it's always outside.Yeah.It looks terrible I would never want to get sprayed by pepper spray But there's a clip where these two girls start fighting and she's like are you still talking about pepper spray I

I don't know if she just like so pepper sprayed the police academy.Love Island.What are you talking about?

First of all, you're a little girl.That's what she said.

Did you just make a Michael Scott joke?What was that?

I have a question.Did you ask permission to wear that outfit today?

That's the first time you've seen.And yes, she did, I think.I think she did.

I actually heard her say, Cash, can I wear this today?Yeah, and he said no.So this is what I ended up with, because the first outfit didn't work.

Ivy, you should get a belly piercing like me.

You want it tomorrow we'll give it to you live on the pod Trashy I think they look really cute mine.

Yeah.Yeah Harper.

Did your mom have to sign off on that?Uh, yes Yeah, but she didn't want to cuz she thinks they look trashy.

Wait, is your mom to sign off on a normal ear piercing?

Yeah, if you're under 18, then you have to sign Have you had a nose piercing, you know?

Not nose piercings, but I have lots of earrings.I know I've been wanting to go get more but dad didn't I want that for my birthday?I wanted like a whole tons of like piercings, but the thing is if you look closely my heat my ears is split in half Wait, I see it.

Oh, whoa.

Yeah, wait is it cuz you I hear your earring?So what I actually did is my ears closed so then I thought it would be a good idea to get another ear and shove it in my ear even though the piercing is closed and I did it wrong and I put it more down, so then I split it all the way in half and it was bleeding everywhere.

Oh my gosh.

And I just never told anybody, and my mom saw it and she was like, how long ago was that?

Wait, it looks like you did it twice.

Yeah, I did, yeah.

Wait, is it on both ears?

So you have four?

Yeah.

Wait, so how long ago was that?And also, I was also, yeah, I was also trying to pierce my own nose with a cat.

Oh my gosh, the infection you could have gotten.Wait, do you have a cat?have the hole still?No.I could have messed up your whole face.

Wait, how did you do that?

I was really bored and I wanted a nose piercing.

What was your plan?

to make a nose piercing, but that's how I got all my piercings.

I was bored during COVID, so I just literally started shoving needles in my ears.Do not do that.Do not do it.

I was bored in October and I did all my ear piercings.Yeah, I remember that.Oh, I think one's infected.

Yeah, but you like bought like a little gun or whatever.

No, the air.

I bought one in my dad's.I didn't tell him I got this card and I had a piercing in it.Yeah, because that's where you get them.Oh, and I got a bad one.Those are so bad.I wasn't going to tell my dad.

What is it?He said, what is this?I said, Oh, it's nothing.Are you kidding?

Yeah, that's terrifying.I would not use a piercer from Sheen of all places.I used the ones on Amazon one time.I did like a little gun on Amazon and it wasn't good for you either.If you're going to get a piercing, you just need to go to a studio.

What are you guys doing?There's something coming through my ear.I think it's an infection.

Why are you touching stuff in her ear, Mav?What is it?Take a photo.

Take a photo.

You don't want to do a video.

Is it infected, Mav?

It honestly, it looks like a pimple almost on your ear.Yeah, that's probably.

Is it coming out of her earring hole?

That doesn't seem right.That is a horrible video.You like missed all of it.

I felt it last night when I was trying to go to bed and I couldn't go to bed.

Is it in your earring hole?

Yeah, it's in my earring hole.You should let me throw stuff at the wall again.

It's on my third earring hole, right?

You want to throw your dad at the wall?Yeah, I'll throw him.Wait guys, you guys know I can carry people?Like I carried a lot of people.

I can carry you, I can carry you, I can carry you, I can probably carry my dad, yes I can.Wait, you should pick up your dad.I actually can if I really wanted to.

Alright, we'll start off small, carry Harper.

No, she couldn't carry me earlier.

Alright, we'll see where you fail at.

her pick you up.

Oh, upside down.Oh, hey.

There's no way you can carry all of us upside down.Yes, I can.

All right, Cash, here you go.I'm not going upside down.You're going upside down.I'm not going upside down.

You understand how heavy he is.

Let's do it.

Wait, how much do you think Cash weighs?I don't know.

$100 billion.

That's close.

Oh my gosh.You're trying to stay on the floor.

Give me mozzarella stick now.

Well, step back.Harper will catch you.If you fall, Harper's catching you.

Yeah.

I have a pimple on my ear.You can't fall on me.

Oh.

Okay, I didn't think you'd carry her.Like, I have a pimple on my ear.My ego is too high.

Yeah.That's okay.

At least you tried.Excuse me, Ivy?Yeah, shut up.

What did she say?Yeah, shut up.No, not you, but Ivy says that.Oh, yeah.No.

What did she say?Yeah, shut up.

Ivy, keep pushing me around and see what happens.Farted.

Yeah, what was that?

That was a burp.

I don't like anything about that.

That was a burp.Do you fart?Know all right.I fart sometimes.I mean, I don't care.Oh, you don't know you used to Oh, you like me for who I shut up.

You like me for who I shut up It's too much.Oh, I'm about to rip your life.

No, don't actually imagine yougetting in a fight with a girl and she's just like, she goes for her lashes.Imagine you're not even wearing false lashes.

Y 'all should make a TikTok of that.Who can rip each other's eyelashes off first?And you got to stand right here.

It just sounds like your real lash is going with it.

It's like you're losing an eye.

Especially Ivy's nails.What did you say?Nothing.Can you guys quiet down?Try to take it out of here.

Like, okay, so, um, Do that, and I'll lose it.I swear.

Ivy, can you smell my breath?

Your breath made her smile.Yeah, you're smiling.

If you keep moving the mic.

If you keep moving it away.That is abuse to the microphone.

I've been sitting that far out.

I don't think she cares.She went downstairs to talk earlier.Okay.

Ivy, what do you do for fun?Oh, I do a lot of things.So my favorite thing is...Okay, so what I like to do a lot is like...Can you stop, dude?

Can you stop?Bro, actually, can you stop?Yeah, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can go ahead and tell your story.No, it's not funny.I'm actually trying to do something.

No.

Yeah.

No.Yeah.Natalie Reynolds.Natalie Reynolds.Can you bring it to me?Yeah, no.

Okay.Yeah, yeah, yeah.I'm for real.I'm sorry.No, like, actually, stop.No, stop.

I pinky promise.Sorry, my delivery's coming.I pinky promise.Promise?

Yeah.Okay.Anyways, can you promise don't mean nothing to me though?I didn't do anything.

Woah!

Woah!Thank you.

What the?Is that Uber Eats?What just happened?My Uber Eats.Uh, Kate, what is it called?What's your favorite thing you've ever done?

Like, your favorite thing.

Why are you terrified?

She's like, Kate, what's your favorite thing you've ever done?

what were you looking past her or something i'm literally looking you know what she reminds me of make eye contact she reminds me of the girl from that that scary movie y 'all made me watch obsession yeah with the plant i feel like i would see her in someone's room dude have you seen obsession yeah it was really good yeah i liked it you do remind me of that girl also what's the one um with the button in the eyes I can't I can't no, it's actually scary Coraline Take a shower, she was so scared.I couldn't stand outside the shower Mav, make her stop.

Oh, is she staring at you?You don't like that.She's just staring.

Stop, Ivy.Kenzie's going to get scared and cry.

She actually doesn't do well in these situations.She might cry.

All right, tell her to close her eyes.OK, I got you.

Yeah, Kenzie, close your eyes for 10 seconds.

I will not be closing my eyes.Close your eyes.I'm not going to the dark.I will not do it.No, actually, tell her to close her eyes real quick.

OK, yeah, Kenzie, close your eyes real quick.

No.

Anything else you want me to tell her?Oh, she's crying.She's literally crying.

Close your eyes.

I can't!

Just close your eyes.

She won't look at me.Stop!

It won't work if I close my eyes?

Look at me and do it.Am I that ugly?

Uh, hold on.

Why are you guys so scared of my smile?You're gonna be in her dreams tonight.

Does my smile have the same effect?Yeah, don't do that.Don't smile like that.Stop, Kate.

Oh!Oh, she's not...

Oh, wait, I know.

Yeah, here you go.Tell me it's not creepy.

It is scary.Look at Cash like that.What?Look at her.

Let me see.I don't find it scary.I just find it weird.

Kenzie doesn't do good with scary things.

Oh my gosh.

Wow.

Who did that?Ew!Spit it out.Spit it.No.

Spit it out and die.Ew, I just saw it.

It was definitely gross.

I'll spit I'll spit so much so fast Let's break down what's happening Maverick and Maverick and Harper in a loogie fight and Ivy not yet.I don't know.What are you doing?Ivy?Ivy's pretend like there's a pretend girl a lot just know that so that's where we're at right now Why are you doing that self -defense if y 'all spit him at the same time they should Y 'all spit the loonies at the same time they should meet in the air Okay, well downstairs one for some reason I don't even think she goes to the bathroom when she I think she just goes to film I'm very classy and as a classy person.

I'm gonna choose not to spit on Maverick I Next time when you decide to be classy, can you spit out the stuff that was in your mouth?

I know I wish I wish I did Maybe next time but this morning I woke up and I coughed and I spit up boogersIt was terrible.Wait, what is that?

I'll do that.It's a Halloween special.This is good.

Both fall off the couch in scaredness.

Oh, their microphones are even upside down.Look at them.Kenzie's crying.She's not good.She's not good.

I'm actually crying.Why am I crying?

She's not even scared.And she's gone again to the bathroom.It's okay.It's okay.All right, Kate.Come on.

You gotta fix the microphone here.What?She's terrified.

No, I'm not gonna lie, but your scream is what scares me the most.

Dude, you're like sobbing, dude.

Where is she?

I don't know.She's just gonna spawn somewhere else, man. I don't understand.We're like, come sit over here.No, Kinsey.No, you must stay over.She's got out, Kinsey.

Her cries.I never see her cry ever.

No, she's terrified when people smile like that.She doesn't do scary things.

I think we might have to end the episode.

Yeah, I think.so.I think Arbor's right.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, hopefully Kenzie's alive.We'll see y 'all later.

All right.Bye.