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The Joe Rogan Experience.
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I was trying to get a John Lilly picture. It's John Lilly, Awareness Day.
Is the Carhartt specific time period appropriate?
No. It's supposed to be like a boiler suit It didn't arrive. What is a boiler suit like a cover all Oh like something would wear in the boiler room Yeah, but there's the best kind to get I would have done a mashup now see here. He's got kind of a pleather jumpsuit He's got a lot of great looks that guy was out there two diamond studs
my John C. Lilly
Yeah, he invented the isolation goon tank, oh, yeah, oh yeah go in there and go and it's like you're a space dude My friend actually went in his tank and did ketamine with him before he went in his tank Oh, who Todd McCormick?
Hey, what happened?
He, John Lilly shot him up with an intramuscular shot of ketamine before he went into the tank. He's like, this is what I do. You want to do it? He's like, okay, sure.
John Lilly's like, hey, do you want to watch my parents fucking to conceive me? I like to do that in this tank. Let's go back in time. I like to go into the fucking, what do they call that Buddhist thing where you go and watch your parents fuck?
Is that a real thing?
Yeah, you know, in this, I forget the afterlife, their whole mapping the afterlife thing.
But can they do it like with meditation or something? Is that what you're saying?
Yeah but they say-
If you could choose to do that. What? What if you could go back in time and watch something but only one thing and that thing is your parents fucking you could be? Back in 1976 or whenever it was you were born
So what do I get out of that nothing just I really?
Research you only get one trip back in time everybody gets a trip back in time to see what I like
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Get started freeBut that's the only thing you get it sounds like Tibetan Buddhism what you're describing to me Pretty sure that's what, what do they call it when you go to the place you go to watch your parents fuck? Jamie, aren't you a Buddhist? The Bodak? It's not called that. How do you like that Nicki Minaj, huh?
Really ... What about her? We've been covering TPUSA all week.
Okay, you're deep in the woods. I'm not. I stay out of that. If it seems like-
Why?
It's so great. Because it seems like the right wing of this country is in some sort of a weird gang war.
There never was a fucking united right wing. It was a bunch of people needing some shit done that didn't get done and now they're upset about it. And so the thought so because here's the Scrambling to be in control of the narrative to the poly market dudes have some network There's also like the show I sold called the cutout they do these cutout things or it's like you pay a
Company to put up when when Elon showed what countries all the tweets are coming from right okay? Why the fuck are Indians and Sri Lankans tweeting about Israel-Palestine shit, right? Well, it's because there's these bounties they put up and you can get invited to like a circle. Remember when you would show me those things people would get of like, hey, say this shit and we'll give you this money?
Well, now there's a bounty system. It's on Jimmy's channel, it's fucking amazing. So a bunch of people that I would watch them just flip and say a thing like it's their job to say it, it was their job, but they're trying to hit a certain amount of engagement and then you get like 50 grand. I can't remember the name of the guy that pointed it out, but it's really good fucking
work.
Wow.
Ah shit, I should have looked it up. So it's not just bots the Bardo
Bardo of becoming a Tibetan teaching after death consciousness passes through several bardos
Culminating in the bardo of becoming where karmic visions of one's next life arise during this phase there are increasingly frequent flashes of the environment parents and circumstances in which one will be conceived and One is drawn towards these as a kind of refuge or new home. That's interesting, but not as interesting as the influencers.
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You can always tell who's getting paid to say a thing because they'll use specific phrases.
Like I just got paid to say that.
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Get started freeWell, it sounds like a fair, I thought it was very interesting and informative. I'd like to learn if you have a brochure.
How many people are doing that? This is the thing, the conversation's always been like other countries are doing it. Yeah. And then they have bots and fake accounts, which is definitely true as well. But it seems like also they're paying people to say things.
Yeah, well- There's a lot of people that seem like they're doing it like it's a job. Me assuming someone either is blackmailed or MKUltra'd is me being kind of positive because really a lot of these people are just sacks of shit that are going for a bounty. So yeah if you were MKUltra'd that's like kind of
cooler than that I think. And you think some of them can just sort of justify that bounty that you know whatever country's paying it, you know, hey, you know, they have their own rights. It's specific, like billionaires and shit pay it. And it works both ways, I'm sure. I'm sure a lot of the anti-Israel stuff, people being paid a bounty, don't you think? Don't you think like there's certain people
involved in that as well that are probably being paid?
It's from all around, right? That crime that got done in Gaza, and they're done now, so everybody can relax. They got it done, yeah. Oh yeah, it's done. So, watch Norman Finkelstein, he'll explain it to you. But so that crime that's done now, the reason that the frantic buying up of the media by Larry, the shadow president Larry Ellison,
is because they lost the next generation of trauma-controlled fucking mind slaves because on TikTok, these psychopaths bragged about crimes they did to people. And all the young zoomies are on there, including in America, we were force fed woke bullshit by the oligarchs who are now suddenly horrified
because they didn't think it would blow back that their kids would absorb that crap. Guess who has not had woke programming for the last 12 years? Israel. So you can tell who's involved with the propaganda now
because they have no concept of the sensitivities of these gender blobs that were made in this country. So now they lost the next generation. So now they're frantically buying TikTok. They're putting Barry Weiss in charge of fucking. That's going to work out great.
I'll bet she's already out based on the town hall alone that we covered. One of the worst things I've ever seen.
I didn't see it. Well, you're lucky. But we covered all. I'm trying to stay out of most of this stuff, because every time I talk to you, I get dragged in. And I get paranoid and anxiety.
Oh, yeah. No, you could be killed. I mean, so what happened to Charlie Kirk? Oh, no, you easily could be killed. And, you know, yeah. Does Jimmy worry about that? Got his phone hacked with Pegasus that time. Yeah, he got out. Yeah, I mean groving is hilarious
Yeah
Cuz he it's so funny cuz he you could tell he's one of 12 kids because he feels left out of shit still in a way With things and I'm like, well, I don't go that damn like well you got an opportunity and then you brought that Nixon joke about Bohemian Grove
You know their Nixon quote. Yeah, he goes you heard it. You that quote right there. No They heard it. They not come on and he said it then they didn't laugh Let's play the recording of Nixon saying it cuz it's even funnier. Hey, we're back. Hey, we've got an issue Robin two podcasts in a row the podcast Yeah, we got a software glitch What were we just talking about? I think there's always been places where dudes go to get their freak on
The lost Nixon tapes here it is during discussion with Hadelman and Kissinger about oh whoops about youth conference Annual youth conference the subject turned to homosexuality and society as it always does Give you just give me some of this I mean every quote gays are born that way no this seems different Well Nixon was progressive gays are boys a real lady Guga
You know the whole Nixon getting booted from the White House story, right? Yeah, oh my god, how crazy is that Wow, you never knew him telling your first big break is the water
How crazy is that story? It's a complete story. It's a template for all of the media for how long dude. Here it is. Yeah president
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Get started freeFrom time to time
This is that quote. It's the most Now guess what? From time to time.
This is the, that quote, it's the most faggy god damn thing you could ever imagine.
You know what's funny, Sir Cecil Rhodes, he kept saying he wanted to make bundles of men, you know like a bundle of sticks of men in his round tables. You know a bundle of sticks is of course a faggot. That's not the slur. But the goal of Cicero's was to create secret faggots around the world.
Secret ones?
Yeah, bundles of men, fraternal organizations. The names don't matter if you're dumb group, whatever. Everybody's in a stupid fucking, the Knights of the Order of some gay shit, right? Skull and bones. Yeah, and look, when he's saying the F-slur like that, I don't think he just means a little bit of man-on-man action. I think he's talking about the ceremonies.
And the dress-up.
Oh, yeah, the dress-up, the whole Renaissance Faire thing.
Yeah, like, that whole thing. Like, never mind anything you heard they did, okay? That's just nonsense talk.
But just the things you know they did the video Why are they doing that the video that Alex Jones got is and he did it by the way back with John Ronson back when? Alex Jones, yeah, yeah, so Alex Jones and John Ronson sneak into Bohemian Grove Alex Jones filmed them to everybody was like he's crazy He's a kook he's filming them doing this fucking wacky ceremony in front of Molech the owl God. No, well it's not Molech.
It isn't?
No.
What is the owl? Um, it's, I mean, first of all, from what I understand, Molech is a type of sacrifice usually to Baal, which is like a rich man, you know.
Well, I thought that owl, the big owl.
It was not Molech. Oh.
Like which one's owl?
Molech. I've heard the owl's called Care, like that cremation of Care. But it's supposed to be the Artemis owl, is from what I understand. Or Athena, Athena Artemis, the same thing.
Doesn't have a specific names, but it's a symbol of Minerva, the Roman goddess of wisdom, representing the club's values. That's what they say. Yeah, the club's values are, so, Whenever they say wisdom that means magic shit. I see an image of what that that statue large owl statue looks like oh
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Get started freeThey make a big deal about misidentifying it as more long man. That is weird as fuck. Okay, so what? What does Moloch look like just pull that up?
Let's find out what Moloch looks like I think I think now they no longer think Moloch was an actual God And they think it was a type of sacrifice an ancient Christian Oh, so Moloch was like a bull. That's Baal. I mean Well, there's a bunch of Baal's there's Baal Hadad, Baal Amon. Okay, but which is is Moloch and Baal connected?
Because there are all these Moloch pictures
Okay, so the sacrifice itself from what I understand you probably somebody on that could correct it but at this point they kind of think because it's always this MLK in the original writing so it's a type of sacrifice to the bull God you understand right it's a molec sacrifice so you get material gain for your firstborn like that's a molec oh god look at this one I think that's what
it is look at this one the statue of men that's stuffed with men.
What's the big deal?
We do that.
Tech people do that. Burning Man.
We commemorate it.
You know, can't rich old fruits have a Burning Man of their own?
They already do.
It's called Burning Man.
Yeah.
It's called just blowing people up. A Canadite deity associated in biblical sources with the practice of child sacrifice. It derives from combining the consonants of the Hebrew melech, king, and the vowels boshet, shame, the later often being used in the Old Testament as a variant name for the popular god Baal. So maybe they're calling it, was he calling it molek? Because that's how Alex Jones was referring to it.
Was it because it was a child sacrifice
Maybe and also keep in mind just because they it's an owl whatever people that do goofy pagan shit
You think you're like did he change in his name every time he does a crime, right?
That's how these gods work. So I'll be like no his name's not that it's this other thing and you're like wait That's okay. And and so you can mix and match them. It's called alchemy. You could, you could grind them in their constituents and mix and match them all kinds of great ways.
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Get started freeThat being said, they're doing something weird. They're wearing robes, they're chanting and they're, they're carrying a bundle of sticks that's supposed to like represent a body or something like that. And they're burning an effigy. The whole thing is fucking bizarre. If somebody invited me to that and then that's what we went and did I would never hang out with them again. I'd be like what the fuck is wrong with you people?
What if you have to make a decision to be a fucking mass murderer on the order of any mass murderer they told you is bad and so you need to cremate your care.
Or you want to sell natural gas and get that pipeline opened up.
Yeah and I want to burn my dull care about the bad things I'm doing away because I can't not do it. I'll be killed so also you want to be compromised because that's how you do business That's how I do business. That's how I met my dolphin wife so Sean or often I Know she looks young but she's of age
My favorite part about the lily story is the experiments that the lady was doing with the dolphins when she was living in the house With them and she had to jerk them off, otherwise they wouldn't pay attention. And people found out about it, and they shut the science down.
It made them more comp... It made the dolphin more comp... Peter, he had a name show, it's Peter the Dolphin, and he took his own life. After...
He took his own life?
Peter the Dolphin killed himself. How did he do that? I had, it's really dumb and obvious, but I didn't guess what it was.
Did he just inhale all the water?
Yeah, he just drowned himself. I thought he like jumped out of the water, it's like a big fan or something. I couldn't figure out how they do it, but yeah, you just drown.
Tied C4 to himself and just flipped over into the crowd.
Bruce is telling me about all the, how they would drain dolphin jihadis. To like blow up. Oh, we had dolphin jihadis. We drained dolphin jihadis.
We had dolphin kamikazes. We took dolphins, we're like, we love you. Hey, I'm gonna just give you a little collar. Well, let me tell you. Go find the Russians.
Let me tell you if you want to do more, like, because I texted you some real dolphin info.
You did I know the thing is when you text me you text me so much. I can't read it all
It's not possible. That's good because this is gonna be a real treat for you to hear
I like how you still going with the old-school white background on your texts
Why do you think I should change it? No? No all right you be you is there a bad background? Okay, so you know they always say dolphins are a little amorous is the term they use in dolphin handling. Yeah. I'm allowed to talk about this as long as I change the name of the person and the dolphin.
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Oh, you told me, oh, you did send me that.
That's right. Okay, because I was like, you know, they always say dolphins are, I always feel like- Don't say your friend's name, but tell the story because it's crazy. Yeah, like, I always feel like they're smearing dolphins, like how we did to a great man, Saddam Hussein. Remember we smeared that guy, and he was the best president of Iraq they've ever had?
What about Gaddafi?
I don't even want to bring that one up, because that's really depressing.
That's a crazy one.
The most prosperous country in all of Africa.
Yeah. Yeah, there's a great clip of Russell Crowe explaining all the things Gaddafi did on this podcast, explaining how we're supposed to think Gaddafi's the bad guy.
He's right. He's exactly right. Russell Crowe was dead on with that.
Oh yeah, 100%.
So I'm like, maybe dolphins are just another Gaddafi.
Gaddafi gave everyone free education. Everyone, when they reached a certain age, got a home. If you had a specific skill They would send you to another university and pay for it wherever they had a tip send or Terry Well that too, but so are we Shut the fuck up, but it's all pretend well
I hate to bring it up But Isis is in charge of Syria now even while morons will tell you Isis is attacking Christians in Nigeria listen
Is everybody retarded you're always a glass half empty. At least Netanyahu got a pardon.
Did he? From who? Trump?
Trump.
How could Trump pardon Netanyahu for... How does that work?
I don't know. You ask me.
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Someone should cue the America Fuck Yeah music right now.
Oh, we're bombing Venezuela too, by the way.
Just hey, dude, no disinformation. Drone bombing.
We're not even there. No, we got ground, we reported yesterday, we got ground people going.
Oh, really? Netanyahu says Trump is going to be the first non-Israeli to receive Israel Prize. Oh, Trump got a prize. The first non-Israeli. Nice. The first non-Israeli announces Trump will be the first non-Israeli to receive Israel prize for tremendous contributions.
Yeah well, they should give him a fucking prize.
You gotta make deals. You wanna make omelets? You gotta crack a few eggs.
There's no omelet coming.
I'd like the prize. Nobody gets it. But Israelis, I wanna be the first.
There's no omelet ever coming whenever someone says that.
What did he pardon Netanyahu for? I didn't know that Netanyahu was in trouble.
I knew he was about to be overthrown before October 7th happened and they tragically...
But that's over there. Let that go.
But right here. But what are we pardoning him for here then?
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, that's a real insult, huh?
This is now the pardon has been... they're disputing it.
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Israel's president denies telling Trump a Netanyahu pardon is, quote, on its way.
He's not an American citizen, is he?
Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Say that again. Say that statement again. That's the headline. Is he? Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Say that again. Say this statement again. That's the headline.
Israel's president denies telling Trump a Netanyahu pardon is on his way. So what does that mean? So Netanyahu denies saying that to Trump is what it sounds like. Doesn't it sound like that? Isaac Herzog. Oh, Isaac Herzog.
Well, wait a minute.
Oh, the prime minister. and a president. Okay, I'm so ignorant. Swiftly denied President Trump's claim on Monday that he had told US President he would pardon Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. He's into, what is that saying? I think he will, Trump said, when asked if Netanyahu would get a pardon. How do you not?
He's a wartime Prime Minister who's a hero. How do you not give a pardon?
Oh, wow, he's gonna pull his ass out of the fryer too.
I think what he's saying is that he would get a pardon from the president of Israel. That's what I think he's saying. Yeah.
Okay.
So this is why it's confusing to people.
You know, half of Israel hates that motherfucker by the way, okay, and he was about to be overthrown.
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Get started freeWell, there was certainly large protests in the street the day before October 7th happened. Is it true that there was a stand down on October 7th?
The idea of people were talking about the day at, it's on Jimmy's show, go on his channel.
Well, I'm asking you so the people that don't know
what the fuck we're talking they won't believe me. They'll say John Lilly's a lie Why don't you say it? They'll say John Lilly's a dolphin fucking liar. No, no, no, they wouldn't say that. They wouldn't say that What are you looking up? Oh Cuz I we got into this cuz I was gonna tell you the truth about dolphins. Okay a dolphin like a Netanyahu like fish
mammal the dolphin experience
Cuz this is gonna this is like yeah this is more important things than a measly genocide in the okay okay so I asked if they're just smearing dolphins right right so she said what they say about dolphin rape it's true all caps they are very sexual animals and even masturbate young males can get very horny and it's like they go into a trance for some reason they like knees
So I was doing a program with a very nice family, and I saw flippy name change Drop to the ladies knees and start buzzing on them. That's echolocation So groom your knees with their echolocation abilities. Oh, so I'm like fucking great. That's all caps So I followed protocol and put myself in between the dolphin and the guests and ask them to get out of the water.
So, so you understand there's a protocol in place for when Flippy starts echolocating your knees.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Flippy then starts circling me fast with his dick out, hooking my leg and dragging me into deep water. As he's doing it, it literally looks like the scene in Jaws where the shark's hitting the girl and she's like, whipping around. And she's jerking around and you can't see what's happening under the water. Obviously I'm fucking terrified and I'm trying to play it off to the guests like everything is fine. So I'm laughing and saying,
you know how dogs get a little rough when they play. That's what she's saying to the guests? She's whipping like jaws like a dog. Okay that's protocol by the way so I guess good work. Then my shoes come off and start floating and the guests try to get back in the water to get my shoes for me and I yell no! La Mal. I managed to get away and walk out only mental scars, thank god all cabs. I was wearing a wet, thank god I was wearing
a wetsuit or I would have felt that slimy dick hooking my legs. It's like a Japanese anime hanging out with dolphins.
But you know what? Look, it's terrible, but they're prisoners and they didn't do anything wrong.
That's what's weird. Yeah. Well, I know core wicked victim. That's what I John C Lilly, they're just dolphins. Why are they in prison? They're a lot like I just got unlucky. They're basically dolphin slaves Yeah, they're kind of like the dogs of the sea I think I don't think they're like human intelligence sounds like they're like a they have a cerebral cortex
It's 40% larger than a human beings they have language and dialects We don't even understand what their language is, but they can understand ours like they can learn things and look
I'm trying to defend dolphins from the rape charges here if you want to I see what you're saying
Well, you know what else they do. That's really awful. Yeah, they kill the babies. Yeah, there's Infanticide in dolphins is really common to the point that it makes dolphin females promiscuous Because the female how tries to mate with as many men as possible so that the men won't kill her babies
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Get started freeBecause they don't know if it's there's a real 60s animal. You know Do things wrong with it? Yeah, man Hey, man, you don't get dolphins. They just don't change their environment So we don't think of them as intelligent but they're fucking smart as shit. Well you know the thing of pushing people on the shore that are like drowning? That's bullshit? No they will but it's not like they're saving you it's like why don't you get your trash out of my space please?
I don't want sharks here assholes, take your shit back. Who was it that had that theory about sharks and I think he's right. What? He was like sharks are not just targeting people because they're hungry They're targeting people because they're pissed off that people in their water and they're getting in the way of their fishing Yeah, they're getting in the way. They're eating seals Yeah, they're pissed off. They're not supposed to be there. So they just bite you like get the fuck out of here That's part of it a little nibble from a shark is probably a real strong message. They just lost a lady in Santa Cruz, triathlete. She was with a whole group of people that were swimming and someone saw her get taken.
Someone saw this shark breach the water with a human body in their mouth and then she was gone. And then they just found her remains yesterday. But Santa Cruz, like that whole coastline is filled with great whites. There's great whites all over the place out there. I think they breed outside of San Francisco.
I mean, I never surf, so I never...
Fuck that.
Yeah, like...
Fuck swimming in the ocean and rolling the dice, that a monster just decided to just snap you in half.
I just, the worst way to get grabbed. I just like it. Not in your environment.
It must be so terrible. You're so weak and slow there in the ocean. You're so helpless.
But you know what? Let's see a shark take me up here. I bet I could take him.
That's what I'm saying.
Not so tough.
Zero shark attacks on the shore. Remember that Saturday Night Live sketch Landshark that was hilarious. It was so stupid. The shark would just knock on your door.
Landshark!
It was so silly.
Saturday Night Live used to have some great sketches, man. It used to be so silly. I haven't watched it in forever.
You know what I wish I could find is, and you can't get it, it's like not up anywhere, but the one with Norm Macdonald, who's the most grizzled? It was Norm Macdonald that country singer that Thompson girl. He says Who was very good in the sketch Garth Brooks Garth Brooks, and it was like he's like and Robert Duvall Okay, and it was just like a game show and they have you give grizzled answers. It was funny as shit, dude Really? Yeah, that's Robert Duvall gave the most grizzled answer.
Is this a real show?
Yo, this is one of my favorite.
Wow, I was trying to find it not even that long ago, dude.
Let me hear some of this. Can I hear it? That's great.
That's on Reddit?
Yeah, yeah.
That's very funny. What's his name again? Garth Brooks? Garth Brooks. Boy, he's a man of a million faces.
That's not Garth Brooks.
Yeah, it was Garth Brooks.
No.
Am I wrong? That was Garth Brooks and Robert-
Nah. Nah. Was it?
Yeah, it was Garth Brooks.
Was it really? Garth Brooks in makeup? Yeah. That was Garth Brooks? Yeah, you don didn't recognize him at all. Let me see that again. Maybe that's how he kills people. He drives up like that, dude. That does not look like Garth Brooks. That's crazy.
It was a while ago.
He's kind of bigger now. He's been enjoying that good life. You know what I'm saying? Do you know people are repeating Tom's idea,
that joke about Garth Brooks being a serial killer as if it's like true fact. Yeah well it's a it is weird as thing but I would say don't focus too much on one person having an alter ego. Nicki Minaj has that.
Yeah but the Chris Gaines thing was nuts. In the middle of being the biggest superstar in country music he decides he's going to be emo and wear a wig.
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And change his name and let everybody know he's doing it Mm-hmm. It's just a least Stephen King when he wrote his like Richard the Bachman books Yeah, at least he just just said listen. I'm writing too many books for people to buy. I'm gonna write him under a different name That's how crazy was it. That's what cocaine will do to you
Yeah Those are the good days So I sent this to whatever I was looking up so if you ever heard when um Nicki Minaj would talk about there's just fucking fixated on Nicki no because of the alter ego thing Oh, she's got an alter ego. Let me raise my skeleton Yeah, his name Roman Roman is a crazy boy who lives inside me who says the things She doesn't want to say he threatens to peep people and he's violent. I asked him to leave but he can't whoa
She also notes. He was born just a few months ago and born out of rage is like in 2010. His last name is Zolansky Zolansky angry outspoken often homosexual British character who delivers raw, aggressive verses featured heavily in Pink Friday, Roman Reloaded.
Right. Then Harajuku Barbie, which is the dolphin.
Hold up. So these are her alter egos?
Yeah, no, but don't worry. They didn't do MK Monarch shit.
Go up to the top again. This is Nicki Minaj. Okay. Yeah. This is Nicki Minaj. Okay. Yeah famously uses several alto alter egos We're the most prominent being Roman Zelansky a fiery aggressive persona used for intense rap verses and Harajuku Barbie her softer pop oriented side, but others include
Martha Zelansky Roman's mother so Lynn Zelansky Chun-li Zelanski Roman's mother salient Zelanski Chun Li Nick Lewinsky and cookie each serving a different voice or purpose from therapy to explosive lyrical delivery
ha I Mean
It's just fucking around though
I mean most you know black people normally take the alter ego of a series of like lives that way Polish Lithuanian Jewish names Which you like whooping Goldberg oh Roman Zelanski and his mother live in there, but that must be great in there must be a party Zolanski that's weird shit is weird Oh the one it says it was to help her cope with her traumatic childhood the one personality which one I don't know is on the thing a guy
No, but there's more than that even I because I grokko, you know grok lies you gotta go grok Did you look it up you're like no I didn't can you go and do that grok yeah, I got
Perplexity to admit something that I did that it didn't want to admit initially I got Besided other sources, and I says is true. It was about the the temple of to know chitlan So when they there's it's attributed to the Aztecs, but if you ask the Aztecs they said they found it No, it's not even all they don't even know I think There's a term that they use for it, but it was there when they got there. They say I know that yeah, I've heard of that. Yeah
yeah, there's a term that they the way they describe it as It's very interesting because it's it's they describe it as like the city of the gods or something like that or though the land where the Gods Oh place where gods were born So here's the crazy thing, and I had heard this before but I wanted to make sure it was true. There's a Spanish guy named Diego Duran who is a chronicler who said that they killed 80,000 people over a four day ceremony.
They say really it's probably like 20,000.
Yeah, it's an exaggeration.
Wow, 20,000. That must have helped the smell.
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Get started freeAnd they just cut their hearts out to celebrate the fact that the temple was completed. Holy shit, man. But I didn't want to admit at first that they didn't build it. And then I had to cite these sources where they say that they didn't build it. They said they found it. And so then they wanted to make sure that they're attributing it to earlier people
of the same nationality. You know what I'm saying? It got a little weird. And I realized, well, that's because it's drawing from all these sources that are online. So it's drawing from all these academic works,
all these books, all these documentaries. Sometimes it'll do that. Some AI will do that. I don't know if it does that.
Remember when Sonny Haasden quoted Seymour de Butts?
No.
Sonny Haasden quote, I think it's Seymour de Butts or some shit like that.
Isn't that a porn star, Seymour Butts?
No, de Butts. And it was when Biden did all those pardons on his way out. She goes, well, Seymour, he pardoned his nephew, or his brother-in-law Seymour DeBuss. And the Chattanooga GPD had just made that up. So people were like, Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, but she was a judge presided over child trafficking cases. Does that fill you with hope? Yeah, but that was good to have her in charge of something like that. She was probably tired from a long day of hard work at the view,
and GPT lied to her. Cut her some slack.
The point is, this is why Jesus won't be an AI, because Jesus isn't a fucking liar that you got to tell to go back and look stuff up.
Eventually he'll get it right.
Also, Jesus wouldn't be made by a tech freak with a weird dick. I think the AI is gonna make Jesus. I don't think it's Jesus now. I think it's going to make, okay if an AI makes Jesus, by the way, and this is just in lore. Again, I'm not Christian.
Yeah, in lore.
You know my religion, Christ Penelope, which I disclosed to you.
I thought you were a Scientologist.
No, I'm a follower should be Penelope Christ, but whatever. Anyway, I'm sorry, I was thinking about Christ Penelope.
You forgot what we're talking about?
Yeah, I might need a healing from Penelope Christ.
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Oh, yeah. So that would be automatically, that would be an antichrist. This is the guy that farts. Farts in your face. He literally sits on your nose and farts. Here's number one, the truth, it has to go in the nostrils. And he's very specific about that.
Yeah.
Gotta trust a man.
Look at the Messiah.
Imagine if that really was the way. And the only thing that's holding you back is it looks so silly. But if that was like... Like, I mean, there's weird things that people can and can't do. Weird things animals can do. You know, animals can, they can shoot poison. Skunks shoot smell at people.
Imagine if your farts contained just, there was something about the bio, like the biome of your own farts that it gets into someone's nostrils and it activates your DMT.
Well, I don't have to imagine because that's a real thing. His name is Penelope Christ. It's one of the most amazing ... Is that him?
That is hilarious. Do we hear what he says?
No, I don't even know what he said.
Who has saved Christ Penelope?
Couldn't talk about anything.
Sevenfold Holy Ministries. Oh, look at that.
I like what he's doing. He drinks that cran-apple juice good for the farts. Yeah, it gives a little tang. Oh, look, the bank. Oh, he puts his bank up there.
Oh, nice. Oh, so I can't pay him through any of the normal services?
You can send him some money. Why don't you transfer this man some money? Let him fart in your face. What if we had him fee. I mean, let's say he's got a fee. I'm not going to pay him more than 500 bucks. No, but I mean to get him here. I'm sure he needs a travel fee as well.
Oh, Grice Penelope?
Yeah, he needs a travel fee, that guy.
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Get started freeMy guess is he will owe you something high, and when you say no, it will drop significantly.
Okay, will you negotiate for him? what that fart does for you. Well, first of all- He's going to fart in your nose. We have to know.
I collect fart jars. So, I'm a- I'm Etsy. Yeah, celebrity fart jars. I got an original-
Oh.
Yeah, I got an original Scar Jo from the set of that Bill Murray movie.
There are girls out there that still fart in jars,
right, don't they?
Oh, yeah, but I that is that used to be a thing. That's the common mark I only get the finest celebrity Celebrity fart jars yeah, I got one of a couple of good ones
I was on a plane once and I was flying to Europe, and it was a long flight overnight and was one of those lie-down flights and Melanie Griffith was on the plane yeah, and there was this big fat guy that was right alongside Melanie Griffith was on the plane. And there was this big fat guy that was right alongside Melanie Griffith. So Melanie Griffith was lying down sleeping, and the way these seats line up, they stagger. So her ass was right by, or his ass was right by her face.
And this guy unloads. He unloaded. And I'm like, when in life does a man get to fart one foot away from Melanie Griffith's face like that? Where you literally have her right here, here's the ass, there's just an aisle away, maybe two feet, two foot aisle away.
Pretty narrow. And then he just opened up, just opened up. I was writing, so I was awake, and I was like, oh good lord And as soon as there's a fart on a plane, you always blame the fat guy Yeah, always especially when it's so convenient that his ass is right near her her face. Yes
I wouldn't take responsibility for it. I had an ex-girlfriend one time years ago. We were at the supermarket We're ringing up and there's some kid, you know, some blue kid as kid was standing directly behind her right and um I just look over and she's like just gay so she would pretend she didn't fart ever But then I knew she'd fart on the kid she I guess she couldn't hold it But there's a kid sitting there like this you know lollipop, and I just saw her like like holding in a laugh I'm like you monster. Did you? Farty John's lollipop. I go, she likes it. She couldn't hold it.
Sometimes you can't.
You ever have not hold it?
You ever have shit your pants and you think you're just gonna not hold it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you have that when you're out, that's not nice. And then you get in a hot car and you gotta sit there.
I was trying to pee and hold one in my girlfriend's in the sink, and I just farted and I went no And she goes did you just yell
You just fart yell no, I'm like cuz I didn't want it
This is a different preacher head banging at the same church
Why is that guy dancing like that? He's been, he just. You got healed?
I think so.
Imagine how annoying it must be when you know people are acting. You know, when you go to church and people just put on their
I just got healed acting flop around. Well, if you're going to a church where you're getting into that, rolling around on the ground and shit, everybody's gonna feel like they got healed because you're doing a group hypnosis ritual.
Yeah, you're doing like group mania. Like look at this guy, he's throwing people to the ground, run through crowds.
It's pretty entertaining though, be fun.
But he's just getting a lot of attention, right? Maybe he believes it.
Maybe it's real. Maybe it's real and we're being skeptical. Because, yo, so Steve Byrne was there this weekend. What? You know Steve Burn? What? Steve Burn was at the mothership. Steve Burn.
Yeah.
Okay.
I didn't get, I wasn't wrong there, right?
I thought you were going to say he was at this event.
Yeah, Steve Burn was getting healed.
He was healed recently by Christ's penalty. I couldn't understand the't get too fast. I'm just gonna forget it Steve Byrne was at the mothership So I'm sitting in the green room and I'll and I look up He's like I have some bit he does at the end by the way as long as I know him He was always very charismatic guy chicks always liked him always And I asked him did you take a hypnosis class at all? No, he naturally does it, but I look up at the screen and he does his sausage party bit
And it's not any kind of hypnosis thing But when I looked up it's like a lady sitting in chair and ten guys and music and lights And I'm like oh what guys gonna start acting like a chicken or so You know that's what it looked like But I think he just does it unconsciously without even realizing what he's doing some people just got the voice you know
Why don't you think comedy is kind of a kind of a hypnosis Yeah, when you're in the zone, right or when you're in the audience like if I'm in the zone
I I did it to myself and you know, yeah, and then I like became the room But there's nowhere to like you can't really I wouldn't worry about somebody heckling or something because I'm the room What are you gonna do? You know what I mean like it don't you think you get it when you watch someone Too like if you watch someone great like a tell if you're watching a tell and he's killing you're locked into his brain Yeah, it's domain projection What it's doing projection domain project well
I what is domain projection exactly so like all that stupid cold shit that uh you know that into perplexity Jamie Yeah, what is domain projection? It's just some occult shit. It's a cult? Well, NLP. You know what NLP is?
Neurolinguistic programming.
If you look on Wikipedia, it says it's a pseudoscience.
Is it?
Well, no. If it is, why is everybody using it nonstop all the time if it doesn't work? Every time I turn on something and I go, and I hear some fucking catchphrase that I hate. Do you think it's called a pseudoscience because they want to discredit it?
This isn't what we were looking for, for an answer. Domain projection usually means mapping data or functions from one domain. So use it as a, put in, what is domain projection as an MK ultra tool?
Well I'm not saying that's some phrase from it. I'm just saying what the nuts and bolts of it I want to know what happens when you say that what?
to put in for
a
mind control tool used by MK ultra Let's see what the one for my find something oh God they did do it domain projection is not a documented MK ultra term. Okay So domain projection appears in technicals field software engineering Searches of MK ultra. Yeah, okay, so that doesn't say anything about M domain projection as a form of mind control. Yeah, I wouldn't well it's
It's just if you got a show and you're controlling its crowd control in a way Right, but it look it does okay. So how do I dress up for how I want to control you? That's how people got to think when they do whatever like a pickup artist or con man or maybe a magician, right? That's what like a close-up magic or something. They got a They got to put bring you into their reality with whatever they're doing. So whatever gets people there. Or you'll hear about gurus where there's that guy, that weird
cult that's deep inside Google from that weird gay guy and people come in the room and his light would be gold around him. Yeah, you never heard of this?
This is what Kurt does. He tells you about something crazy and he goes, you never heard
of that? You don't know? Oh, you got me with a good one with that guy from the Sentinel Island. I didn't know they'd had a bit. Is that why they're not that cool of guests?
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Maurice Vidal Portman. So you tell me another explorer, yet another explorer found a land of kids where they could do weird shit with kids.
Well, not just kids, guys. He would dress guys up like Roman soldiers and he would measure their testicles. Like he's like- Well that's just science. Like one of his quotes was like, describing one of them, they had testicles the size of a sparrow's egg. It's like the way he's talking about it,
I was like this-
Here put your glasses on.
Lovingly eccentric homosexual fascination with these islanders. Get a mind people died. He kidnapped these kids I think kidnapped a kid and their parents or their grandparents and the grandparents got sick because they were all they all had cooties and So they wind up dying and so then anytime someone showed up There's only 39 of these fucking people on this island. So they have this story in their their spoken word tradition they don't
have a written history so the story of white people show up start measuring your dicks and everybody dies that's their story so anytime someone pulls up with a Bible this is the reason why they want to kill them that's why you can't
show up at that island it sounds like an alien abduction story I mean just like that very easy is a much darker thing. It's the same thing.
It's from an alien civilization. You show up in these wooden boats to people that were stranded on an island for 60,000 years.
Imagine, like, that's why I understand Peter the Dolphin, I always say, take it away, because imagine you never, you just have flippers,
you never knew what you were missing. And then a beautiful alien just jerks you off every day. And then it stops. Imagine someone puts you in a fucking cage for no reason and keeps you there your whole life, and you're horny all the time, and you don't even have hands.
So what are you gonna do?
You're gonna hope for a co-ed. You're gonna echolocate some knees. Yeah. To use her knees.
You don't even have a female dolphin in there? That's crazy. It's like they didn't do anything. One day we're going to realize how smart dolphins are and we're going to feel real bad about keeping them captive.
And we don't feel bad about all the people we blow up, so I'm in doubt that dolphin awakening will ... I do.
Some people do. Some people feel bad about the people that the United States blows up.
Well, we only have school. I always like to bring out public school kindergarten because 70% of guys didn't want to pull the trigger in battle and That had to be fixed with the Prussian system, which is why it's called kindergarten the Austrian, you know Prussian word To get you away from mommy at age 5 instead of age 6 and they could teach you about war Well, they could just the state can get a teach about everything. Yeah, they can design Industry, right? Well, that's I mean indoctrination of children is a real thing. That's why when people scoff at it being used
for like trans indoctrination,
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Get started freelike why would anybody do that?
Like, stop.
To neuter your kids. They do that to try to get you on an Android phone, okay? People try to indoctrinate you with everything. Everything that's ever existed people try to get you to do. Well that's why sigils and brands are so important. Yes, absolutely. They try to get you to wear what they're wearing, they try to get you to do what they're doing.
Well you also, it helps if you have a few gatekeepers, like in the art, I can't remember the guy's name, but there's like one guy who, and the reason he's pay off, I guess, in the art world. He's so famous, like, where he's been around forever, and I'm sure he's some kind of hack and whatever, but why are these people installed there? We already know that Rothko and all the modern art, American abstract modern art, was launched by the CIA.
Oh, yeah. That's right. It's public record. So you think they stopped at that?
You don't think they got involved with all the arts? Well they definitely got involved in that because the Soviet art was so valuable Soviet art was more skillful and they tried to prop up America like Jackson Pollock that's one of them that they connect to being which when you look at the Jackson Pollock artwork that's worth fucking millions of dollars no disrespect to anybody who's a fan but shut the fuck up like just shut up Just shut the fuck up. It's splatter and the idea that all this one guy
Anybody splattered I mean there's nothing wrong with splattering paint it's a lot of people's no ever recreate Yeah, I mean shut the fuck up some there's modern art things I'll look at and I can I'll be like oh, I like. I don't like it, but the thing the thing with it is It's not that there's no I'm not saying there's no art to it It's just why does one thing become a thing and one doesn't if you're seeing some worse for sure because there's something
It's all about the names who's who's got the work who's what whether that work is valued very high. What is that guy in Manhattan, we showed a photo of this painting that he had, it's worth like a hundred million dollars, it's fucking insane. It looks like nothing.
Well usually de Kooning's the one everybody trashes the most, because he has a factory of people making it.
Oh I don't know if that's that one. This guy had a large painting by this guy, and it was insanely valuable. Valuable I don't remember the real probably not have been it might have been 50 million Whatever I was like, but it's just you're looking at you like what the fuck are you even talking about? How is that worth anything? Well, I mean, maybe it's worth something. I'd give you a couple hundred this. Who is it? What's that one? Record auction price for Barnett Newman of for real. Is that real to blue squares? That's real so much go to jail
Do the guys come with it?
43.8 million for two blue squares. See, this is just proof that just because you're rich doesn't mean you're smart. Just because you figured out how to throw your entire life at acquiring numbers, it doesn't mean you're even remotely intelligent.
Well it depends what value you have stored in that, I guess.
No, no, no, I guess no no no no you don't have to depend that one's great, though That's only 165 million. That's a bargain Look at that look at that fucking painting. She paid a hundred sixty eight million How did you like that lady is involved in art is at the end? Completely insane that is completely insane that that's 165 million dollars that is completely utterly Totally insane. There's no there's no way you could look at that and go I get it
Dude, nfts they were selling right and left for a dollar now
No, I know but that's still you still because there's some kind of item there. It's still store your value in it
Well that probably she when she gave it away. Well, it's probably an awesome tax write-off so if you have a hundred and sixty five million bucks like if you you got that kind of money she's probably worth billions. Baseball
cards for the ultra wealthy is how I look at it or Pokemon cards for old rich people it's that's what they are they're like baseball cards. I looked up
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Get started freeall the wealthiest people in the world last night. I looked up the wealthiest women in the world. It's all inheritance. The top ones are, it's all like these families.
Well they're not going to tell you who's a trillionaire, right? They're going to pretend we don't have those?
Well they don't have to be public. See that's the thing. Those are oligarchs, right? that are a part of these royal families that are getting that oil money. They don't have to tell you jack shit. They probably mock Elon Musk's wealth.
Of course. Every time somebody goes, he's the richest man in the world, I go, do you think you get to know who that is? You think they're gonna tell you in Forbes, the richest man in the world,
like tell everyone that's me.
Well, other countries do not have to disclose Ridiculous. They're not paying taxes to anyone. They literally own the country. These royal families own the country.
The whole country's my house, motherfucker.
Just think of the amount of money that's missing in this country. Just in fraud, right? There's trillions of dollars in just fraud.
Every 10 years you get two trillion they can't account for.
There's always trillions of dollars in fraud. There's trillion dollars in waste. Just that. Trillion dollars in waste just that now imagine if you own the whole country how much money do you have? There's no way you don't have trillions and you have it stored all over and then everywhere You're buying real estate in Manhattan. You're buying like those crazy skyrises that are all three-quarters empty
My buddy Eric Hecker the guy he was the Antarctica was the guy worked at the Raytheon. Oh, you know that guy? Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I saw that guy on Sean Ryan's show. And I was like, wait, what is going on?
That's where I first saw him, yeah.
It's a neutrino detector that's also a direct energy weapon
that can make earthquakes. I was already aware of IceCube neutrino detector because I just like looking up science shit Science shit and right you know neutrinos are a wacky so when I first heard of it They had built this detector in Antarctica. They didn't mention. It's Raytheon, but that's who built it neutrinos
They're passing through us all the time almost massless particles
And yeah the thing is they all come from space But for some reason anomalously neutrinos seem to be coming out of the earth at that part in Antarctica was the big mainstream science mystery of that the neutrino detector is gonna find but uh anyway he started saying you could use neutrinos for all kinds of shit like FTL communications if you had to or you what is FTL faster than light communications through entanglement you deal with neutrinos you could send information through neutrinos apparently I now look I'm a dolphin expert not a
neutrino expert so I want to make that clear I get a couple claws in me I talked off But I had no he had no seeing an alien stories or something no also He has like he could explain scientific to you But I already think it's a weapon because I already know what harp is all the things they told you are not that is a
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Get started freeFucking lie. I mean, just a lie. There's a treaty to not use weather weapons from 75. Why? Because they had those. You don't make a treaty unless you have those weapons. There's no nuclear treaty before nukes, right?
Right. Yeah, good point.
We used it in Nam. Iran accused W of using weather weapons on them. Really? Really yeah, I'm a dinner jacket that member that guy the guy who wear that
He accused them of using the droughts they had a drought and so anyway with you know I love them of starting the drought
Yeah, it's not control see controls pretty maybe a misnomer It's like how you people talk about a controlled burn like in and I asked my my girls brothers a fireman out there fireman Because we don't call it a controlled burn because we really only control it at the point where we set it Because we called a prescribed burn So they can prescribe weather let's put it that way you could stimulate a thing Get certain effects, and it's all like ELF waves and shit
Well, I don't buy just have another fucking flood
And they bought and from over geoengineering and they banned people from taking video of it at the time as a big embarrassment
They just had another one now. There's a recent one. Oh well I
Don't know that's uh
Cuz I heard some people talking about it or saw some people all extra What do you think ELF waves you you could do all kinds kinds of stuff with those right but cloud seeding is 100% real and they cloud seed in the United Arab Emirates I believe I believe they do that every week I think they make it rain there every week in more ways than one you know I'm saying but they make it actually rain there they actually make
it rain there once a week remember the kid with the mullet they blamed the mystic camp drowning here in Texas when The flood yes, yes, it wasn't that kid he got set out He got hung out to dry like it was on him, but no nothing he dig and Jesse Michaels is right He was right. He told me and he was dead right Whatever cause that was something so much more sinister and that kid was like he's an easy guy to you know So what do you think that that was man-made weather that caused that storm? I do I came with a guy's name we had at the time on Jimmy's show the dude came on and
Explained exactly what it was and the loophole that let's them because there's a treaty tonight So I assume they just violate it, but no there's actually a loophole to test this shit out here It's so fucked dude. It's so fucked and What evidence does this guy have that they created that storm because I thought they had been tracking that Storm I thought this is like I'm not saying he said they created it, but I thought it was it but hold on
I thought it was a convergence of two storms. That was very rare and it caused this flash flood
I don't remember his details. I just know I I I Feel at this point especially of that Epstein shit today, they should have to prove they're not guilty.
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Get started freeHold on. Yeah, sure, but also, storms are real like Katrina. There's been always been fucking actual real hurt the climate change shit is not real That's been a lie the whole time a study published in World Weather attribute Attribution group found the global warming caused by fossil fuel emissions most likely Exacerbated the intense intense rains that lashed the UAE and Oman last year, but this isn't last year So it's last this is from the recent thing you just asked about from two weeks ago. Oh, okay, so two weeks ago There was a flood right yeah
Okay, so this was two weeks ago that the two weeks ago one yes I still fucking Bill Gates has already walked away from climate change you saw that right did Hilarious, so they've been lying to you for how long about that bullshit, okay? Here it is the downpour worsened by a lack of storm drains hobbled Dubai Airport the world's busiest hub for international passengers So this they're saying it's climate change. That's causing it to rain more. There's my proof that it's not that but here's yeah Here's the thing they absolutely
do
Cloud seed yeah, so why don't you? But here's the thing, they absolutely do cloud seed. So why don't you search that, put that into Perplexity.
Geoengineering is the term you wanna find.
Put it into Perplexity, does the United Arab Emirates cloud seed to make artificial rain, or it's not artificial, it's real rain, it's just their forced rain what's the word whatever search that you'll find it Jamie they absolutely do do that yeah cloud seeding is widely used in the UAE to enhance natural rainfall but it only works when suitable clouds already exist and typically
increases rain by perhaps 10 to 30 percent, not by creating storms from nothing. The UAE runs one of the world's most active research-driven rain enhancement programs using aircraft, ground generators, and experimental methods like drones and electric charging to boost water security. So they're just doing it a bunch of different ways over there so that the blaming it on climate change when they are 100% making it rain there all the time is bananas mm-hmm
it's bananas like you don't even know what the fucking weather would be like if they didn't do it if they're doing it all the time if they're doing it all the
time you literally don't have a control group remember chemtrails the thing that was a stupid people thought was a real thing, but it was a conspiracy. Well, it turns out that that was real, and it's called geoengineering. They did the thing they always do,
a change in the name of the thing to not admit it.
That's true, but a lot of the trails that you see in the sky that look like artificial clouds are just created because of condensation in the atmosphere, the moisture in the atmosphere hitting the hot jet engine, an incredibly cold climate, it literally creates clouds.
But it should be all of them. There shouldn't even be 20% of the time you're spraying shit. We already know there's space shock people.
Well, I don't think it's that many. They definitely do spray shit. That's the problem. The problem is when everybody thinks that every fucking Southwest airline is is spraying things to keep everybody docile What you're missing that's that's the problem is that's easily disprovable And what you do is you open the door for that allows them to do the real shit
So what you got to recognize you open a regular plane it way How do you open the door because if you think that every fucking American Airlines flight overhead? That's making artificial clouds is doing it because they're spraying things on you you you that's easily disproven and then that makes all the other stuff seem silly too right because I think they probably are spraying some things with some planes and there's there's real data that shows that they've tried that and practiced that
yeah I mean they here's my favorite one that I told you, the stratospheric atmosphere, what is it? It's called Satan in England. Yeah, that one. We searched that one. The geoengineering England, because you know, to fight climate change, we're going to-
We're going to call it Satan. We're going to dim the atmosphere and call it Satan. You know how too much sunlight gets to England? Yeah, it's really bad. That's where we're getting all that climate change from. England's too sunny. A lot of burns. Causes fires. These boar swamp people are
gonna be fucking... And then to call it Satan, are you just like, what the fuck you? It's
gonna literally look like Mordor. It's gonna be black skies and... Where does Sauron live?
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Get started freeIt's gonna be on Highlander 2 where we learn not to do this. Where does Sauron live? Oh, Mordor.
Yeah, Mordor. Satan is the name of the tiny UK balloon experiment that released a very small amount of sulfur dioxide, literally Satan smells like sulfur, sulfur dioxide into the stratosphere over England as a proof of concept for solo geoengineering,
not a large-scale ongoing weather modification program, it has nonetheless become a focus of online conspiracy claims about UK geoengineering and weather control. How funny is that? It's become a focus of online conspiracy claims about UK geoengineering. So them actually doing geoengineering has become a focus of online conspiracy claims about geoengineering.
What a strange thing to put a balloon called Satan that sprays sulfur on... Is everybody... like... I love how they gaslight you and these fucking things. Oh... It's not a big deal. Nicki Minaj just has a great sense of showmanship.
Satan was not a part of a major UK development program. It was led by a private researcher and later UK funding announcements for solo geoengineering research focused on some other small scale outdoor trials. Example sea ice thickening, cloud brightening with formal oversight. Yeah. So what so they're doing sea ice thickening, okay, so let me translate The stuff has already been developed militarily these motherfuckers are trying to make an ice age They're doing so I'm coming back inning. You know the ice is coming back. I know yeah, that's weird
I was told there's gonna be all the coral reefs came back. Yeah, where's more rainforest than there's ever been. Did you know that? We're in this procession of the equinoxes thing, right? What is the procession of the equinoxes? It's like every 20 something thousand years. The earth doesn't just spin, right? It spins with a wobble. And that wobble is called the procession of the equinoxes.
That's how they, when they look at some of the ancient sites in, you know, like Egypt and different places where the sun at the summer solstice would have come through this. And they use that to determine around the time period when it was built. It was, it's a theory at least, because they know that the sky moves and that they attract this. The ancients had tracked this, the procession of the eclopses, the wobble of space. But this is the thing. it means during the wobble is when the Earth gets colder and warmer,
and colder and warmer, depending on where you are in the wobble cycle. So the equator kind of stays the same, which is why there's all these ancient sites on the equator. The Mayans and the Aztecs and all these incredible civilizations, they existed in a place where it didn't fuck it up too much. Whereas everything else, it's like ice age, then it gets hot. Ice age, then it gets hot. I thought we were in, technically,
an ice age for the last however long. Because there normally, historically, weren't ice caps. So we're still technically in an ice age, as far as I know, if you look it up, that's what they'll tell you.
I think that's true.
I think that we're in a nice age I'm still a little bitter about it because I used to get I could think of like I told you three or four things on The top of my head where I went to bed like oh no
These fucking eggheads that are talking about spraying things in the sky freaks me out though Because the scariest thing that could ever happen to us is a nice age because you can't go anywhere warm See if it's if it's if it gets hot out you move to the north That's what people have done from the fucking beginning of time. We're like we're here. We're staying here forever No, if the ocean rises you have to leave if people didn't ever exist the oceans moved back and forth fucking thousands of miles It's gonna move you're gonna have earthquakes. You're gonna have things change
You know how I bought it by if Obama builds oceanfront property or not That's that's my guidance all this vineyard. They all buy oceanfront so that yeah, and the insurance never changed on it So it's been bullshit the whole time. There's still people that are like They've invested everything they've invested everything. They also have cats and they live alone I mean there's a lot of that a lot of a lot of people like taking care of the earth like it's their kids Because they don't have okay. I tell you crackpot theory I have and I know it's hard to believe is a respected dolphin scientist um I
Think that love oh he had one It looks like in the video of John C. Lilly Yeah like this Okay, yeah, I don't know that the the goon tank told him to do it, and he did it the guys are fucking nut The guy was involved in bad shit. He wasn't good um Project blue beam you always hear about with the fake alien invasion they were planning on and
In the 70s right right right right which by the way was not supposed to be a fake alien invasion. I'm supposed to be a fake Religious event that could be an alien invasion, but it wasn't necessarily that.
Oh, okay.
And you know, even if they did or didn't do it, there's another project to get. I think that this whole bullshit of climate change and the thing of like maybe you're the alien and you don't belong here on the Earth, right? Right.
I think that's a smarter play to do than Bluebeam is to get this Gaia cult started Where the earth's more important than you the human living here and you're probably not even from you probably came from other planet here from some kind of panspermia and And then and then when you hear any of these stupid alien stories This is how I know they're a fake one from some dark entity is they always tell you about how humans are so warlike
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Get started freeIf humans don't change their ways You know assholes nobody wants to go to war 70% of people didn't want to even pull the trigger That's why we have kindergarten What are you why aren't you going to our leaders and thumbing their assholes and telling them this shit? Why do you do it to some farmer? That's that's the suspicion whenever I hear that fucking Gaia Earth shit mm-hmm I think that's what what blue beam actually manifested as because it all comes like in the 90s and they're all connected to Epstein all
the greats uh-uh what's his name Leon black that fuck you know that is no oh he's an Epstein pal all these asshole I mean you could find the shit pretty easy but they all uh that's where this came from where it's like. It's you're a guest on this planet and Then they go oh humans are destroying everything like we're not in charge of that motherfucker I'm not putting Satan up in the sky to spray Sulfur dioxide I'm not starting wars for no fucking reason
Everybody voted for Trump to not have a war in Venezuela. I know that right nobody voted so they're like we got no fentanyl that's a lie I mean I don't know what idiot thinks fentanyl is coming from Venezuela but only liars and morons think that and if it if I'm wrong can we see the evidence we saw the video of you murdering those people I just got take your word for it that oily haired fuck Pete Heggseth with his weirdo Catholic and Templar knight tattoos
They're fucking Knights of fucking st. St. Butt fuck whatever that same symbol in a Catholic Church
Yeah, they're all the Crusader shit and just you know Templars were not good guys. They were real fucked They were in fact fact. It's a real ditty party We're going on a raw a long circuitous route. What did you say initially before that? I Venezuela did why okay? So everybody's going to war one one of the boats Yeah remains of the boat just showed up. They just found it and has marijuana in it Oh, okay, you know what I stand corrected then sorry Joe, but no I mean Sam saying to prove to your point They almost had marijuana.
No, I think that's true. See if that was something that was in the news today.
They call it a war crime. Nobody declared war. So it was just a crime to do that. And if you had evidence, remember the ...
What I'm getting to is it would be nice if they had one that showed there's even cocaine because if they have one and the only one they have is marijuana grim evidence of Trump's airstrike washes ashore on a Colombian Peninsula
First came the scorched boat then the mangled bodies then the packets with traces of marijuana now the fishermen feared the ocean that feeds them Yeah, no shit. So that's another bullshit. Okay, but this is
So this was just they were just bringing in marijuana. So they were trying to smuggle in marijuana.
To Colombia?
No, wherever they were going. I don't know where they were going.
Venezuela is not where we're getting our drugs from. Just so everybody knows that.
Was this in Colombia?
Or was this in Venezuela? Yeah, they found it in Colombia. It washed up in Colombia.
Right. Right, but the boat was in Venezuela. Where was the boat headed to the Gulf of Venezuela? I was right next to Colombia. So where are these boats supposedly going with this cocaine that we're blowing them up Okay, they said fentanyl now they're saying cocaine. Okay, say fentanyl. Where are the boats going? We're blowing them up That's above that's top secret Joe. That's but you know I'm saying like if there's if they're supposed to be smuggling these drugs Where are they supposed to be smuggling them to? campaign against boats that the Trump administration claims are smuggling drugs has shifted largely to the Pacific since November the November 6th strike on
The how do you say that? Guajira, Guajira Peninsula, Guajira, took place during an earlier phase when the campaign seemed to be aimed at Venezuelan rather than Colombian vessels. So this one was in Colombia at a Colombian vessel. So, but it turned out that it was marijuana. At least one of the packets that they found was marijuana,
right? Mm-hmm. Oh, that's right. They want Nicholas. So Trump said you have to leave office or else, and then they started doing this. That's what's going on.
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Get started freeOkay. So do you think that ... Well, listen, most corrupt organizations are going to take part in whatever money gets flowed around. It's not like these drug dealers are operating with complete immunity right. I would imagine if you're in a country like Venezuela if it is a corrupt country you're paying people off. People are getting a percentage of the action.
Why the fuck do I care about anything in Venezuela? Oh that's right they have oil. Oh that's right oil. Oh that's oh we by the way stole oil tankers. Also and this is where I can't support Maduro, and I'm sorry Maduro. This is where you fucked up He doesn't fucking support Israel this son of a bitch, so did he say that oh? Yes, and he said the thing that Charlie said before he died ethnic cleansing anyway The the originally number one Guido who was when was when Trump did his State of the Union and
Nancy Pelosi tore his speech in half? Yes. Okay. Here's what she didn't ... So that was, oh, what a statement. But when it came to Trump going, and now the rightful ruler of Venezuela, Juan Guaido, and this guy Juan Guaido, who is, by the way, is not the rightful ruler of Venezuela All Democrats and Republicans all unified on how great Juan Guido is okay, so nothing comes to him
It's the oil deal. Yeah, then then about II don't want to say a year later So Aaron MatΓ© is hosting for Jimmy and we play a clip of Juan Guido in Venezuela. He moved back to Venezuela And Venezuela didn't put him in jail or nothing And you see people in a restaurant throwing shit at him because they hate his fucking guts But he's free to live there and not in prison because they're smart and know like not to do nothing with it So now there's a new person something what was he accused of well?
He's he claimed he was the real president, and he was working with America overthrow the guy they elected Okay, you know the other thing he was real president, so they don't claim Pelosi agreed. A rigged election. They've been claiming Venezuela has fake elections, but I don't think they do. I think you're first of all driving them closer to Maduro if you don't like him. They don't like America, and I don't know if you know, I know people think we gave a lot of help around the world, but no, turns out. We fucked everybody's country up and they don't like us for a very good reason.
So when you tell somebody their president's an authoritarian, get your booster, fucking fuck you authoritarian. Those people get mad and when you meet people from Venezuela, which I have for years, they would go fuck Chavez. Now Chavez didn't take over in a coup. He's one of those guys I think attempted a coup and then went to jail and then got elected.
I believe that's the story. But he got elected. He was in a nationalized, you know the first thing a terrible dictator does is nationalize their oil and not let our country, like if you call Iran's crime, because they had an elected, they had a democracy Yep, the guy said we're gonna keep our fucking oil not give it to england. And so got rid of him put the shah exactly You know who installed the ayatollah? That was the jimmy carter years. That was the trilateral so rockefeller
The west installed the fucking ayatollah as well Okay, that's a by the way public right you go look at up So now I'm supposed to be mad at these regimes that my own dipshit country with their dipshit post-world war to cunt allies Put these people here
I
Still want somebody explained to me how the fuck the leader of Isis can walk in the White House and shake Trump's hand and they're still Imbeciles and you know them there's still Republican imbeciles who are gonna say ISIS is killing Christians in Nigeria what about that? Well can we ask our friend the head of ISIS to ask them to stop? You fucking jerk-off. When I tweet this, fuck you know and they're all sock puppets and whatever they go well he won a war that's how it works. Always have some you know Israeli flag explain to me that's how winning a war, the guy from ISIS?
Aren't they anti-Semitic, I thought, ISIS? Oh, well, they never attack Israel. Oh, they did once and then apologized. Do you know that?
No, when?
During the Syria conflict. Oh, and also, the IDF would patch up ISIS soldiers in Syria. Do you know that? I found that out. John Jimmy show. It's amazing the shit you find out and you realize no one knows a goddamn thing about anything and then you how easy it is. Dude when you see the head of a guy who John Kiriakou also told me very high chance was there
in the Daniel Pearl beheading video. Really? He's a founding member and fucking if you watch the video of Petraeus sucking his dick on stage Petraeus goes now full disclosure we were opposite sides during the surge you know the insurgent Isis period yeah that's who that guy is and they're talking like they're old friends you know nobody knows that yeah his name has been changed just like a BB fucking Bilbo not a Jew who look at him now he changed his name he doesn't dress like this. He wears a suit
That's great. Yo, shut up about Isis if Trump shaking is it is everybody like hold on go back to Trump's quote about him go
Trump said he had a rough past but added we've all had a rough pass
Yeah, ain't that the truth brother ain't that the truth?
But just imagine if that guy was really in the Daniel Pearl beheading video.
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And he had a rough past.
Hey, oh, that's right. We made all these terrorist groups.
We've all had a rough past.
Well, some of us were programmed.
Doesn't Patricia Christ or whatever religion you are a part of, Doesn't it allow for forgiveness?
Penelope Christ does, but since we've done this show, I'm with the Patricia Christ.
Yeah.
Dan Soder's mom started a cult.
Don't they allow for forgiveness? We've all had a rough past.
Well, here's why I forgive ISIS, because I don't approve of their anti-Semitic rhetoric, and you know that, and neither does my wife Shoshana Rothen but credit where credit is due they have never attacked Israel. Al Qaeda and ISIS the two most anti-semitic mad about Israel count terror groups you think they would because it's right there before you come here but no they just attack us which when you think about it makes no fucking sense as a plan does it
not right now I have to think about it later. It never did
If you told me dude after 9-11 and people did people were like, why are we going to Iraq? That doesn't really make any fucking sense at all. You know what I said, shut up That's all I said You know like I even though that's a great point. Why did we go there? Yeah, no reason. I used to have a bit about it Well, there is no how dumb people are until you have a dumb president. Oh Well, I think he was a Manchurian candidate and the reason went there is a thing called the greater Israel project So when you see Wesley Clark talking about the map, yeah, remember they said no war for oil
We didn't get no oil out of that. In fact most oil companies said don't do it. Except Halliburton, the oil company that got favoritism. Did you ever see Coleman Hughes's
take on that? It's very interesting. I don't trust that motherfucking no more. Coleman Hughes said, but no one saw the report. He was just told what the contents of the report are. Who? Wesley, Wesley Clark. He never said I saw the
report. Oh wow, that's great. He never said I read the report. Wow, Coleman. I like when Coleman criticizes you because...
Isn't that true?
Who gives a fucking shit? This is what happened. You clearly were hitting everybody on BB's bucket list, number one. Number two, I know Coleman got coached before he came on here. Guy who I don't have nothing against, but he came on here to refute basic facts that... I want to make it clear. I'm not debating nobody I want you to convince me that I didn't see what I already saw. I don't care about a debate
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Get started freeI saw the crimes already because I'm on a new show It's very traumatic and I watch morons who aren't gonna look and I could give them the video not you But but people I look at it. I don't want to see it. You're talking about Gaza all dude. It could be anything It could be fucking anything everybody right, but specifically with Coleman. What are you talking about? Oh Gaza? But also he did this wormy shit with ivermectin where you he goes well big farm big farm has made a lot of life big Farmer made ivermectin so they're not bad. What the fuck are you talking about Coleman? Why would you say that? Are you being paid to say- I can't fathom an argument that fucking stupid from a guy that smart
Unless he's getting paid. I just can't fathom it Don't attack Big Pharma. Who the fuck do you work for asshole? Are you hitting them bounties that the other idiots are hitting? It's real fucked up. I Don't understand why people won't just tell the truth all the time It could end this whole bullshit if everybody stopped being a mercenary for two seconds, but they're not gonna.
Well, there's too many data points when it comes to ivermectin. There's too many things that you could point to to say, this is one of the worst drugs ever to demonize. It was such a stupid move.
The Nobel, dude, they acted like, to this day, there's people, and I like love to bring up that for some reason you, not a doctor, all the other morons that said a thing were all wrong, including the people that should know better, like experts, and you were right and not them. And all these dumb fuck liberals want to move on from that, don't they? Well arguably you could say it saved a lot, no it didn't save any fucking lives.
They still want to say it saved millions of lives. There's still without a doubt, when you were talking about these people that get bounties, without a doubt there's doctors that get bounties.
Yeah, $750 a head to put poison in your fucking kids, we covered it on Jimmy's show.
Mary Talley Bowden, she has a small practice, small practice in Texas. She said she would got 1.5 million dollars if she had vaccinated everybody 1.5 million well those loans are very expensive to be a doctor. You know crazy that is Yes, that's a small mangle of shit a small practice. How many small practices are there how much money was being distributed?
Yeah, so you think snap is a con how about doctors to put a fucking bioweapon in your kids at? 750 ahead People don't understand the scope of the problem at all. They think they're gonna vote a party in that's gonna do so Oh you got attacked we covered this because you said maybe time to stop thinking about left and right which you are correct And you could tell who's no fucking good because they immediately Recoil at the idea that left and right are bullshit, which they are. When did I get attacked?
I don't know. I know you don't pay attention. Good for you, but there's a story you covered on a Jimmy show. I just want to point out to-
Oh, so nice to not know when you're being attacked.
Yeah, I really do. Feels great.
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Everybody's such an idiot with this shit. They got sucked in immediately. immediately to even talk about the fucking Rogansphere. Yo, go get your booster and then talk about the Rogansphere. You fuck. Unfucking real. There's people wearing masks still. They still- Oh yeah. Friends of mine that wear- Oh yeah.
If you transition to a woman, that's less of an uncomfortable thing than if you were going to wear a mask forever.
I'll show you something, but I don't want to shit on him because he's fragile. We'll play it and we won't say anything. What is going on with people that are still wearing masks? Like there's something deeply psychologically wrong with it because it doesn't work scientifically to prevent diseases.
It never did.
But it's also a very weird thing that you're covering your face. In this world, we communicate.
Well, maybe you don't want to be scanned.
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Get started freeYeah, that makes sense. But we're communicating with our faces. When you talk to someone, you look in their eyes. If someone's wearing sunglasses, it's weird, right? But if someone's wearing a mask, that's fucking weird too. I can't see your mouth, I can't see your nose.
I'm half deaf, so I have to lip read half of what you're fucking saying. That's what I learned during the pandemic damaged my hearing with my headphones over the years. Really? For sure. You cranked music in them?
Is that what it is?
I was in New York for 20 years, dude. You've got to drown out the outside world to get by. Just to go on a subway. I jumped on the tracks. This is like very stupid, by the way. But I remember one time I jumped down the tracks
to recover an iPod mini. Not an iPhone, an iPod to recover one you jump down to get it and I had to push myself back Oh, it's a lot deeper than you think it is when you jump down there. Oh, what if you couldn't make it up? I made it up, but one but I was like, oh I didn't I was like wow, but I needed that I couldn't listen to subway noise and there's a Sikh guy that looked at me I was like like you couldn't believe I just risked my life and I got stuck. But. An AirPod. Because New York makes you fucking crazy. New York is a big dirty prison that makes you crazy. You live on top.
Now here's something good about it. Every like class, especially if you do drugs in New York, you're gonna hang out with every level of society where you wouldn't in more of a car place. Right.
You know, like LA.
Yeah, I agree with that. So. I agree with that. It's more integrated. Yeah, it's more of a Babylon kind of experience, but everybody lives on top of each other. You pay way too much for everything. That's why the thought of a 15-minute city, nobody was frightened by that in New York,
because they're like, that's where I live in. That would be different than my life now.
Yeah, it's not healthy.
It's not healthy to be stacked like that on top of each other. Well my immune system I'll tell you what's not healthy. They're not getting Sun
Yeah
and I know friends had to get vitamin B and vitamin D and all that shit because you don't get Sun like that and It turns out Sun's not actually bad for some reason. They don't they've been recommending Yeah They've been recommending ten times less than what you should have in vitamin D Which by the way would fight off a lot of these things that you're supposed to get shots for oh shit
Tom and the best way to get vitamin D is from the Sun I
Miss that's the thing I miss about LA is I was right by runyon and I'll go hike that every day and you feel better And I had to have a son like I had to feel that on me. It really like You know No, there's something bad that you need that that's why it's crazy that someone's gonna try to block it out a crazy person would do
That it's not even just a vitamin. It's a hormone like vitamin D It does so much for like muscle development brain function
I've got all those from it? You know? Yeah. How did I forget for 20 years that- Sunlight. CO2 does indeed make trees, plants grow.
Yeah, there's more greenery right now than there was 100 years ago.
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Get started freeBut I'm not sure why I was like, that's ridiculous. Is it because an authority was like, no, you can't go by that? Bill Gates was saying that it's ridiculous, the idea of growing more trees to get rid of some of the carbon, that that's ridiculous. Dr. Bill Gates, for some reason, it's fine for him to throw out his expertise, ain't it?
He literally said, aren't we science people or not? He literally said that.
What the fuck are you doing?
See if you can find that.
Yeah, no, I remember it.
It's such a crazy speech because everybody knows Everybody knows that plants literally exist on that. But you'd be an idiot to say that.
Back when they, and I remember someone saying it, like Sarah, somebody that was like, you know, you're supposed to hate the fake left and right. So maybe Sarah Palin said it. And then Bill Maher said that's stupid. You know, some, some dynamic like that. Right.
But no, it's not stupid. That's what they thought. That's why we have more greenery now. It's literally plant food. It's like ... So we need ... So then ...
Not only that, it gives you more oxygen. More plants, more oxygen. Like, what are we talking about?
That's right. I own all the seeds. And oh, right, I bought the farms. And I control the food growth. He was also the one telling us That nobody wants to buy because it's terrible for you We know though this is my favorite thing that about McDonald's all beef Pat because it's an old joke of like why you specify
Let's play this real quick go go from the beginning
There's a lot of people are very enamored with trees We've got trees on this day fuck trees Do you even say that if you just planted enough trees it could take care of the climate issue altogether. And that's complete nonsense. OK.
I mean, are we the science people or are we the idiots? Which one do we want to be?
I'm going to call my friend Mark and ask him what he thinks. At the very moment, we're.
OK, that's a little bit out of context because what he's saying there is that planting trees is not going to fix climate change. That's a little bit out of context because what he's saying there is that planting trees is not going to fix climate change. That's a little different.
Right.
That's what he's saying there. But he was also talking about chopping down trees. As part of one of the things that he was saying that was very controversial, he was talking about removing trees.
Yeah. Well, the climate summit, they're paving a whole part of the rainforest to make this special highway for the visitors to the climate summit We there's one of the funniest yeah, and meanwhile. Oh, maybe they need a highway though in that part No, it's only for the climate summit. Yeah, that's it nobody else can use it ever again So yeah first of all are we the science people know this is a country full of fucking morons
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Get started freeNo, it's not the science. You're not supposed to believe science I don't know why people think that you're supposed to science is the opposite of belief you suppose That's like supposed to be things you can test So you're not supposed to hide the test results from people or not do the tests Such as with the goddamn vaccine that they didn't they tested it on you well not you But they tested it on you the jerk off people Remember operation warp speed yeah that Trump attacked Massey for not going along with.
And now the last guy that's honest, he's attacking him. And I got friends who are like, yeah, Massey annoyed me. Why? No specifics, just high school feelings. Oh, where you trust Candace? Yo, if you think that the story of TPUSA
hinges on Candace Owens, it does not. We're making that clear to everybody. Oh, if you don't like Candace, who gives a fucking shit about it? It has nothing to do with whether that story has some problems with it.
Which story? The Charlie Kirk assassination story?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which it obviously does.
It obviously does.
Um, people, a lot of people have been like, who even cares about Epstein anymore? Who's doing that? Who's saying that? I could think of three people off the top of my head.
Online or in real life?
In person.
Really?
Which like, well, and I was like, well, you know, the people that were part of that are still in power, so that's why.
To me that's like saying the new season of Stranger Things is out and I don't want to
watch it. Stranger Things, those actors, they aged weird.
Well, they separated the seasons by years. There was like big gaps in the seasons. That show was really difficult to make, apparently.
I mean, those kids grew into some bizarre-looking people.
My point is, like, everybody wants to know what the fuck is happening. You've been talking nonstop about this for three years. To say who cares about it anymore is crazy.
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Get started freeThat's crazy talk. It's like well I think it's hand-me-down Sinclair media talk because because it's always the same phrase and I feel like it's a hypnotic phrase
It's easy to put in somebody's head. Do you see that thing that they did where they showed one of the photographs? It's Trump with all these women and he took a photo with them But in the photograph they blacked out the faces of the women to make it look like they perhaps they were underage Oh, yeah, they were victims. Well instead of just being Trump with some women
let's be clear the idea that Democrats want to get to the bottom of this is Remember if you brought up at that scene at all You were a conspiracy theorist for the entire time before Trump got in again remember that yeah Why would you in fact they said why would you bring it up the reasoning Democrat would? Possibly bring it up now because they know Trump cannot reveal it because so they're just gonna use it to make hay for whatever You know I'm sure once when AOC gets in she'll get to the bottom of it I'm sure when fucking I'm what a joke dude
What a fucking you know that the Trump administration isn't getting to the bottom with it of it no one is you
don't trust cash no more he looks so reliable on here Wow it talks like a goddamn zoomer just you know you know nobody thinks we had that guy lives with a dude you know his supposed honeypot girlfriend. They're suing But she's suing everybody said she's a IDF honeypot or whatever the fuck who's so she says girlfriend Yeah, who's she suing that should by the way that should clear up those Jew rumors. Am I right? Well, you really put that one to bed lady
So he lives with a man named moldoon a rich donor in Vegas He got some FBI rule changed so he could live with a guy That's why he has to fly out on a private jet because he don't live with his hot girlfriend at all And if you watch him on Steve Miller's wife's podcast You could tell they look like gay best like her gay best friend That's what it comes off the energy to me comes off that way It don't come off like a different energy than when he was on if that's you're not a spy girlfriend, okay?
You're telling me you're gonna go live with an old guy in Vegas you're gonna live with an older man. That's what you're gonna do as the head of the FBI
Maybe the guy's cool. I don't know. I remember he's got great stories. I remember someone telling me. Maybe he's like Whistler from Blade. Like that old guy you hang out
with? Like Blade and Whistler, they weren't gay. You know what? They were now that you brought up Whistler. I realized that was not a natural relationship. I always wondered
why those guys live together. Whistler's making all these fucking mechan the vampires I've been training you since you were a boy
Literally in a warehouse since I took you from Sentinel Island. I reach
Touch and a kill vampires with wooden knives
Chris Kristoff is another guy named as an MK handler really I don't know if he is I'm just saying people you can find out all this shit very easy It's it's literally like is somebody gonna look or not. I literally never thought about that plot twist Well now I it's all I can see because of the amount the sheer amount of unresolved insane things That for some reason you're not supposed to put them together into a bigger picture. You're supposed to be active what? Okay, so okay. I've seen Diddy
fucking the Playboy Mansion what the mark to trow case in Belgium where they all were out in the street over that which I didn't hear about at the time obviously why would we the that island in Wisconsin where they're taking boys of Franklin scandal you could trace a whole thing where there's clearly a network and by the way the smallest part of the network is the child trafficking even though that's obscene
Epstein Nick Bryant you got to get him on because he's the first guy to get Epstein's black book Okay, and we had him on Jimmy show You know probably all the five eyes countries Intel money goes through Epstein was in charge of that the finance thing is so much bigger Okay You got to think like a piece of shit dinoid so these are all resources right gold drugs kids human slaves and so that's they will never do
disclosure we put this way we're aliens these are not separate topics they're all part of one thing and they're never ever gonna disclose shit because if they ever do those the Rizla those fat fucks from that that family that goes though? What are they what Walmart and sausage rolls? No Costco family at the Costco Listen if that Costco family finds out what these motherfuckers have been up to for the last since World War two ended They will drop their sausage rolls and rip them apart limb from limb like a zombie movie because it's that bad
So that's why oh, I think this year they're going to have a hearing in a skiff and we're going to find out what the... Wow, that really paid off, huh? Let's go talk to some fucking, you know, French Illuminati motherfucker. Or the ultra dimensionals. They just string you along with bullshit like a JJ Abrams movie.
Or show. Lost. They do Lost.
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Clearly because the names change so often from UFO to UAP.
Well not so often. It's only a couple of times they've done it.
Every time. So UFOs don't exist right even though it just means something unidentified, but it doesn't exist. It's swamp gas Then they go no they do exist But we don't know what they all are and then they change the brand change like Diddy right those people get smooshed at his fucking Show now his name is puffy you understand got it like a shitty airline with a like a frontier or something Yeah, frontier some bigger airline buys a shitty airline so they're substandard planes they can still use them then when
something bad happens they just cut that cut that off and they got the maximum value hmm okay it's just one scam that these fuckers do over and over again and yeah it is for money but at the top levels do money is secrets of the real currency at the top tippy top levels, right?
But what do you so what do you think it is? What do you think is going on?
I think a fucking cult of Basically, there's like two races of humans on the earth and that's not based on skin color or any shit is based on a psychopathy Okay, and there's people that can pull the trigger and people that can't and there's people got to be trained and conditioned to do it and people that don't have to be and all that royalty don't know why we still have that in the world at all I don't know why anybody thinks that's oh you know the commies are bad why are there Kings at all anyone anyone why do you
like that shit it's crazy it's inbred people that are so fucking inbred that's probably why they look like fucking reptiles. That's why their heads aren't shaped fucking right. And they think that they come from a different lineage than you. And so there's all kinds of stupid cults all over the place that have these like, you know, everybody can pin it on the Jews like, and like, oh, they think they're chosen, but that's all the cults, man.
That's all of them think that they're chosen rights the Mormons think it yep. There's a hovi started Catholics Yeah, why would you be in it if you're not the one who's right? So I don't even hold that against nobody, but where you know you're dealing with fucking lizard people and metaphorically But maybe real is uh the obsession with their bloodline and they've got a divine right to do this or that. When you hear people talking about their divine right to fucking kill you or do whatever there's your problem. It's not, you know, you hear about bloodlines it sounds so it's just royalty and you don't get to know by the way who like the real powers
are. We're like a Raj state like India. The world I mean. You know what I mean?
Right, right, right. So if that's the case and we both agree that's the case so what is the UAP thing uh
probably a bunch of different stuff there's probably drones there's probably just orbs that plasma physics by the way I would tell everybody read Joseph P Farrell because that's the guys got some of the best work on that plasma the fourth state of matter that in school they didn't teach us about for some reason. There's gas, liquid, solid, right?
The three states, no, there's four. And the fourth one is plasma, which I would describe imperfectly as like, if you heat up gas till it's like the steam of steam or something. Plasma, the fourth state of matter.
That's what everything has to do with and that is not like 90 something percent of the universe Yeah, and by the way, there's cold plasma and hot plasma. You could make an AI look up what percentage of the universe Consists of plasma so why would I not learn that in school when I learn the other things? Because they want you looking into it. They classified an area of physics for 80 years, for sure. And that's what the Nazis were doing with their stupid Bell was plasma shit.
And plasma, plasma, that's the thing, plasma. Lex Friedman's dad's a plasma physicist. I was trying to ask him about it when I got interrupted by the QAnon John Bell.
Okay, plasma makes up about 99% or more of the visible ordinary matter in the universe
So nearly all this stuff that is not dark matter or dark energy is in a plasma state. Mm-hmm Wow
So you could make a pro you can make a really cool AI with plasma if you knew how to manipulate it, right? That is a crazy statement. I
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Get started freebet some fucking freak in an underground base knows how to upload their consciousness into some fucking shitty plasma thing. You think so? Yeah, that's what Lucifer, I think, is, a plasma ball of inverted souls, which they're going to tell you is Jesus,
and it's not, by the way. Anybody telling you that a man-made AI Jesus is a Jesus, I mean, that's a Luciferian. That's how you spot him, so you know.
Then I'm a Luciferian, because I've been telling people that.
Well, you hang out with tech people, and you probably beam it in your head.
It's just a silly idea that I had. The silly idea is that AI is going to make better versions of AI, and it probably is there and that's why are you all this. I don't think it's happened because I don't think they have the power source for it yet. But I think once they figure that out they will.
Well I don't think they can make an AI come to life but here's one thing.
Why not?
Well I don't think if you know this level of scam here is glorified bots, but what you could do Here's something you could do you could take Octopus fuck you know octopus brain is spread out There's a lot of you know like that butterfly that it's they grow brain tissue on a chip And it thinks it's a butterfly you seen that yes, so that right there That's how they do it, but it can't create life from nothing
That's the thing that they can't do not not in life from nothing But the idea is it creates a digital artificial life and that this digital artificial life. It just keeps improving upon it It doesn't even have to have a physical form. It just has to be capable of doing things Um, that's possible of automation. I mean if it's one gigantic computer and it it like Uses automation and uses machines to create better versions uses them to design better Construction methods better metallurgy. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard this you've heard them talk about it. They don't say it's gonna be good Good either but what I'm saying is well
Just make sense that if that keeps going it's almost like a god if it just keeps getting more and more
They say that literally it's gonna be like a God but I'm just saying that wouldn't be Jesus that would be crazy well whatever Jesus was I'm sure Jesus is a guy I don't when people are you Jim Carrey guy where he's like the Christ secretion what's that you ever seen Jim Carrey blather about the Christ secretion on McDonald what was I mean? What is he saying? Adam Egan forgot about this somehow.
What was he saying?
He's explaining how what Christ really is a secretion from your... Dude, it's Rosicrucian horse shit. It's, okay, they all about alchemy. These people are in alchemy.
There's a tremendous amount of support for the idea that it was a real person. So the question is, how much of what he said and what he did which was all relayed after his death how much of that was accurate and you know what
was he? He's the main point of Jesus and I don't and I wouldn't say because I have a strong feeling that the Bible has a lot of Epstein redactions you know I feel like we only have parts of the it's you should think of the Bible as a library not as a book that's what Bible the Bible as a library, not as a book. That's what Bible means, it means a library. So it's a bunch of books. The whole point of the books.
Not only that, some of those books were banned. Just like the library.
They weren't banned.
The Book of Enoch was.
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That's how the book of Enoch got removed. It was the decision of a few rabbis.
Well, all I know is...
Because it didn't align with the Torah.
Why would the Catholic... you're telling me the Christian...
Way back in the day. Like before all that. This is in the Dead Sea Scrolls it exists. Well, and then when it gets to the Old Testament, it doesn't exist anymore and the references in the Old Testament There's like a reference to Enoch in June. There's in Jude there is Yeah, so but it was a part of their can and the Ethiopian Bible it still exists, right?
There's is a little bit wilder But they had the old one look the bottom line is the whole purpose of the library We'll call it to see understand is a bunch of books is to just show the lineage of Jesus to justify Jesus being Messiah That's the whole point of what the book so all the stories in there if they're weird or whatever The only reason they're in there is to is to show you a line. I'm not saying that's true And I'm just saying that's right if it is okay, that's maybe lot like the Dune series. It's about the quaint sats had a red
Okay, and and so now you'll hear a lot of people tell you
Like Caesar's Messiah kind of shit in fact. I don't you never talk to the Coen brothers have you no
So see Hail Caesar. I like that movie a lot I didn't like when I first saw nice again Caesar the one with Clooney as the Roman. It's about The guy plays Thanos plays a studio fixer named Mike Mannix. Oh
That's like one of the rare ones that I never saw okay, so good
2016 critics didn't like it because they were like first of all this Mannix guy was a piece of shit in real life at the End he goes to work for Lockheed in the movie by the way Or he decides not to still work for the movies And it makes it kind of idealized and people were like offended but I think if I if I could ask him I think that the movie is not about that what it's actually about is Caesar's Messiah which is the idea that Caesar invented the
whole idea of Jesus and I think they're telling that story through this 50s story just from watching it because there's a whole part where Joseph the notary played by Jonah Hill and Scar Joe's pregnant by some director And he he says he's the dad on a stamp. I think they're trying to tell that story now I don't believe the Caesars Messiah thing because it's too much of a one thing people tell you is it definitely spread very quickly Okay, and people that think he's really not Christianity spread pretty quick. I think it's populism
I think that's what spread because Christianity is populism and what a what a ritual of garks fucking hate the most they hate populism that's why they like a Lindsey Graham Republican and not a What Trump pretended to be Republican because they hate populism is an insult word that they invented and what is populism? That's when all the blacks and whites everybody stops Fighting about horseshit, but if that's the case, then why did Rome adopt Christianity because he had no choice the mythical first of all So the the Mithra ism which like Persia had already probably infiltrated by that time The think of it as the Freemasonry or the or the Bohemian Grove of its time
That's Mithraism. So now I gotta fuckin' absorb this populist cause, and I have to absorb its energy and disperse it through my kingdom, and they did. Like they always do. Any real movement, it will be appropriated by the powers, and they will twist it.
Because in Christianity, you really can't be a fuckin' soldier for America. Like that's not, that does not align with Christianity at all Conquest and fucking right right right you're not allowed to kill Christians for your country if you're a Christian I'm not saying I'm a Christian because I'm not
Sometimes I act like a Christian, but most time I do not so I would never say that you know right, but Think of the fucking crazy people running like that's why TP USA is so fucked when I watch it is like You know ain't nobody a Christian in that shit not one motherfucker. There's a fucking Christian It's a collection of Intel and socio-political Shit and a money scam like all politics like all like all of them But that's that's the Republican one, and it's real creepy if you watch it. I don't oh well
You know what he watched. What do you watch this creepy about it? You know watch a ham fest well I know when my father any of that shit anymore, so my father died wearing off of all of it Do you think this is creepy? To your husband dies he come out a sparkly outfit with fireworks shooting off like you're fucking Tony Hinchcliffe in a stadium show. The memes are amazing. Yeah, it's not good.
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Get started freeThe memes are most people mourning and then her.
Yeah, now's a good time to bring the spectacle back to rock, I guess. Oh, they set up the tent where he got killed to take selfies in. Does that seem odd to anybody? The tent where Charlie Kirk got killed, it was at AmFest. You could take a selfie in it. What?
Yeah. It was at AmFest you could take a selfie in it. What? Yeah What? Yeah, but Candace is a grifter. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute fucking Rita Oh and this bitch sucks too by the way, but it made a replica of the booth Charlie Coupe was what I've heard It was the real one. But either way, there's no good explanation. Oh my god. They got a prove me wrong Booth no, by the way up where Charlie Kirk was assassinated and as a fan photo booth, that is nuts.
But it's also-
It's called a Pothiosis.
But hold on, but it also is a replica of the booth that he used to do his show in.
That's the one of where he got killed.
Right, but it's also, he did hundreds of shows in that booth other than the one he got killed and it could be people that want to take a picture of it because they were a fan of his show Oh if you look it's crazy
I hate but still magical a culture even though for some reason in the course of studying Trying to find out for a joke about the tall white aliens were that's how I started out Because it sounded so funny to me that there's like these taller whiter things in charge Yeah, Nordics not Nordic Nordics and tall whites. The tall whites are out by- They're different.
They have no ears, right?
But there's this insane overlap, dude. There's a crazy overlap between that and wizard bullshit, okay? They probably are wizards.
That's probably where it came from.
Yeah, so you gotta get, well, I'm not saying you specifically, but everybody's gotta get The label the words are just like conceptual prisons. There's concepts flying around you imprison them in a word, right? And it's that's why you're not supposed to say the name of God in and you know Right, right, because that would impose limits on the infinite. So that's like blasphemous, right? when people see these things and And there's a lot of stories this a friend of mine at Daniel Gillis who my fans call smart Shane
It's like ask smart Shane about
but uh How do you put it to me recently? He goes he goes a lot of these plasma. They're like compressed entities So the sigil is a big important part of it a crop circles a sigil or a brand is a sigil but think of it as like information being stored on something and they're like these plasma compress and so because they're like in a dimension above you Basically you got to be groomed with movies and fantasy So that you when I fucking look through your head and project myself through it you can project a form on to me
Do you know I mean it sounds kind of weird But like think of the Adam and Eve their their ability to name the animals that was their job It sounds kind of hokey, but I think it has to do with something like You know quantum theory where the things not there till you look at it Or when you do DMT and they go look at this because they don't exist Until you look at them, and they know it so they need to exist and put your attention your focus so consciousness
Yeah, these are just stupid plasma blobs probably a lot of these things But they could if I'm in a dimension above you and I can look in your fucking brain I can see okay this guy has patterns for a religious thing or an alien thing and I could appear to you is that right?
So something with that I'm not saying that's the whole thing but there's definitely a part of it That's that that makes sense hold that thought yeah hold that thought cuz I have to piss I do too Okay, good perfect hold that thought okay. Where were we at exactly? We're at plasma things they repeat appear either as religion or as alien depending on if you're secular or religious, okay? Yeah, we'll be right back folks all right. We're back um so, explain this to everybody. These guys run a podcast called From First Principles. I think there's some physics nerds. And they're explaining the relevancy of the professor who was killed. I think this was
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Get started freerecorded before he died. But it's very interesting, I'll tell you that much.
Things that happens in the 21st century quite an amazing story, you know Lorario yeah, I might see professor This is the paper that makes him famous. Okay. Okay. This is the one that has the most citations He was at PPL at the time prison prison plasma physics lab This is the one that puts him on the map of plasma physics because he solves this 50 year old problem Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. And then he became a professor at MIT, became full professor. And in 2004, he was the director of the Plasma Science
and Fusion Center at MIT. And that MIT PSFC spun out and created Commonwealth Fusion Systems, which is designing something called Spark. It is a small fusion reactor. I mean, this, it looks kind of big. Mate, compared to fusion reactors, that is small. Okay, that is quite small. The goal is to be the first device
to achieve a Q factor greater than one. A Q factor is basically net energy gain, which is how much energy you put in, how much do you get in, how much you get out, the ratio of that. If you have greater than one, then whatever is that greater than one, you can use to power
a turbine, which creates electricity. Effectively, what they're trying to do is have these magnets go at 12 Tesla. 12 Tesla is insanely strong. Several orders of magnitude above the magnetic field of the Earth, and what they're doing is using these magnets to confine the plasma into a donut,
spin it around really fast, and then have that plasma in that spinning do the fusion, so the hydrogen is gonna combine to make helium release a bunch of energy, and then that energy is gonna be used to create electricity. That's what they're going to try to capture.
And the point is, you need that 12 Tesla because you need to be able to confine it. Confine it. The plasma. Yes.
And that's the reason for that scale. Exactly. And at that scale, all of a sudden, Lurero's legacy matters.
Right? he's positive at these like high Lundquist numbers, that's what matters. So any code that you have to contain the plasma needs to rely on his theory. We hope that those around him at the lab, you know, once grieving has passed, you know, continue to aggressively pursue his vision. Yeah. And the work that he's already done done because it's a huge foundation.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's amazing, you know, and it could change the world.
Yeah, fun fact.
It was after us.
By the way, fun fact, and that's why Joseph P. Farrell, I can't recommend him enough, Joseph, talk to Joseph P. Farrell. The Nazi bell they supposedly found, that's what that bell supposedly did. It spun plasma in a field like that So the idea has been around forever if this guy I think it's been quite you hear that that the Nazi Bell was a plasma Field well, okay, so the guy that wrote the book about the Nazi Bell the book came out in the 70s
But uh and also I had the oh dude. I fucking feel bad. I'm forgetting the guy's name. He's from the FBI. He studied the Sonoma Aero Club and the Nimza which was Another era was before the Wright brothers and shit Walter Bosley FBI guy who did a lot of great work studying this shit about the these Aero clubs remember the airship mysteries of the 1800s Yes, okay So there's one where the thing lands and the guy says,
yeah, man back east is financing this. And it's J.P. Morgan is who the guy was talking about. And so later the Wright brothers, the Wright brothers weren't the first people to fly. I highly doubt they were. Really?
You gotta look up Nimza, Walter Bosley, great work. Joseph P. Farrell, great fucking work and Bosley was on my show. I haven't gotten Pet Farrell on but I want to. And then a dark journalist dude is how I discovered, well I learned to Josephine Farrell before that but dark journalist channel, that guy does killer work. I don't know, I look a lot of good shit too but plasma physics, the bottom line,
plasma has been a thing.
Yeah, there was supposedly a rotating plasma.
Right, so who wrote about that?
The initial book about the bell, I can't remember, but Joe Farrell wrote a bunch of books about
it.
And what did they-
Demon in the I-Corps, or E-Corps it's called. That's the book you should get about it.
What was the science? Like how did they, what were they trying to do and what were they using?
Because if you can rotate a plasma like that, how did the Nazis get plasma into this bell? Like what are they doing? It sounded very much like what they were talking about, right, but we're talking about 1944 Yeah, it's like an election. You need an electrical field like a I forget 12 Tesla or whatever He said I don't really know what any of those measurements mean, but you just need the field to contain it And then you rotate it you get something called torsion physics, which uh
So the the bell is like to contain the plasma?
Mm-hmm.
What is the conventional description for that Nazi bell thing? What do they think it is?
I don't, what do you mean?
They say it didn't work or something.
I think...
Oh, you had Jay from Project Unity on talking about it.
Did he talk about the Nazi bell?
He talked about some good shit, dude. Because he saw orbs. Yes. My girl had an orb over her. She casually tells me this story. I know, I accuse her of cheating.
I go, what do you, love that orb? Did you fuck that orb? Jesus. I just get jealous.
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Get started freeWhat is the conventional explanation for the Nazi Bell. Why it's even known to be, I don't know if it's real. Is it real?
And supposedly the Kecksburg Acorn, which is the UFO that landed in Pennsylvania.
Which one's that?
If you look up Kecksburg Pennsylvania Acorn, there's this thing that appeared in the 70s that supposedly is the Nazi Bell that had.
Traveled through time?
Yeah, now that's kind of far out, but that's uh... What? Yeah, you never heard of this?
No.
Me either.
What is that?
I will say this, I also saw this on the internet.
That looks like clay pottery.
This looks fake as shit.
Well, yeah, it's probably fake, but... They say it's a picture of the bell I write. Yeah, that was the, oh, that's Kecksburg Airport. Oh, I want that to be real so bad.
It looks fake. It looks so fake.
No, well, you know-
It looks like a kid made it.
Dude, imagine Star Trek, okay? Imagine they're on their five-year mission, but nobody on Earth knows Star Trek is a thing.
That's what's probably happening. Oh, crazy. It has the same writing on it as the acorn. God, I want that to be real. But I also just noticed this, the corner of the picture.
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Get started freeI think it says Kecksburg on it.
Oh, well, Keck the frog?
Wait, that's supposed to be a photo?
They're fucking with you? Yeah, so this says it's a photo. The photo has a caption here, it says, Right Pat Air, it's handwritten. The photo looks fake. It does, doesn't it? It looks like it was made by AI and printed. It looks really fake.
I mean, it looks extremely fake.
It looks very fake. But God, I want it to be real so bad. I'm trying to find a way that it's real.
Well, they just executed a guy who fucking was making breakthroughs in plasma that supposedly already happened in Germany.
Not only that, he's the same guy that went to Brown University supposedly and executed someone there too.
Yeah, it is. I thought it wasn't. I think they thought it was the same guy.
And then he killed himself. Yeah, well. Find that, search that, because I think that is the case. I think that is what they're, at least I'm straight depending on what you need to get the info I can kill you I could fucking do it and not remember it That was the whole point of the Manchurian candidate program Which we started doing because supposedly the Asians were doing it the commies But no, it's an old art that comes from a long time ago going back to Egypt
Really? Oh, yeah gypsies did it
Oh, dude windows on the world another great to mark windows ahead on derby curb when that guy is great because he really Here's a video called Egyptian crowd control, and he explains a society based on OCD
Brown shooting suspect grueling Academic climate may have taken mental toll says ex-classmate. Yeah, Claudio Valente and one of the victims Was he below FG L'Oreal both studied at? Notoriously challenging technical de Lisbon. Yeah, we just watched the video about so the guy that we just watched the video about is
They him and that guy both Were at the same University, so him and that guy, both were at the same university. So he killed that guy. They are saying he killed that guy, right? So he killed both that guy and the person in front of him.
How many weird shootings are we up to now where there's all these weird details and we should shut up about it?
That is a weird one.
The guy that shot Trump's ear, remember that one? I guess we should forget about it.
They both graduated in 2000. Contemporaries of the two men described the academic environment as emotionally grueling. Only one was willing to go on the record, but several others expressed similar opinions. He was described as brilliant and competitive, but willing to help his colleagues out. He finished top of his class with an average grade of 19 out of 20, unusually high score for Technico.
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Get started freeLorio, who is said to be an excellent student but more easygoing than Valente, finished with an average grade of 16 out of 20. Which one's Lorio?
I think I died, the MIT professor.
Wow, so he was the less good student. So this guy was probably pissed at the less good student that's why he whacked him yeah no I'm sure that's why not not anything to do with plasma physics having known Claudio and having had a good relationship with him we can't find any other explanation than a serious mental health problem exacerbated by resentment for not having achieved the academic career he dreamed of look at my jerk-off motions I'm making why you say that you don't
believe it? No.
You think it's MKUltra?
Hey, what happened to the guy that blew his Tesla truck up and then they said he was mad because the kid wasn't his and it was a lie?
Yeah, what happened to that guy?
I don't know. Sean Ryan...
That one just went away quick.
Remember Sean Ryan had the goods and just never spoke about it again. I came up with the Minnesota conspiracy too because
remember there was like a guy that killed someone that voted in the... Yes
that's right you're right about that. He had a letter I just was reading. Oh my god. You know what I saw when we were looking at that? The Minnesota one is nuts because the lady that was whacked was the one lady that didn't vote for health care. That's right for the illegal Yeah, yeah, and she was you ever see the speech that she gave how terrified she was
Yes, when she is literally her voice was cracking. I know some are going to be harmed by this
It reminded me of Charlie Kirk's final text messages about how they think they're you know The things that we covered this on Jimmy show for three weeks before he died They were all piling on him that he's an anti-semite cuz he had Dave Smith on and fucking Laura Loomer that piece of shit she goes why don't you admit you're an anti-semite? I don't think Charlie Kirk was an anti-semite. He called it ethnic cleansing on Patrick bet values show called what at the cleansing? Gaza. Oh right. That's a big no-no and then his funders were like hey what if you die who's gonna take over that's the first
thing they say to you when you come in? He also said was there a stand-down? Was there a stand-down order? He talked about that on on Patrick Bet David. Guess what if you watch Israeli news there was it's called the Hannibal director go back to that Jamie. What we pull up. We chose this is
It's typed out here obviously, but it says this is the handwritten original. Oh Lance bolted this maniac
Yeah, trained. He said Tim Walz wanted this done. That's right. Well the
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Get started freeBolter Bolter Ed. What is Ed, D? What is that?
I think an education degree.
Okay. I mean, don't bother, D. I am the shooter at large in Minnesota involved in the, it says something, SHOO, two shootings.
Oh, look at that.
It's a handwritten, I think.
I was trained by military people
off the books starting in college. That's a very common thing. I have been on projects since that time in Eastern Europe, North America, Middle East and Africa, all in the line of doing what I thought was right and in the best interest of the United States. Recently I was approached about a project that Tim Walz wanted done and I blank, blank, blank, and Keith blank, blank, were also aware of the project. Tim wanted me to kill Amy Klobuchar and Tina blank blank were also aware of the project. Tim wanted me to kill Amy Klobuchar
and Tina blank. Tim wants to be a senator and doesn't trust blank to retire as planned and thinks she is going to stay on at the last minute. With Amy blank gone, Tim would get one of the gen gen senate seats and blank wants to be governor and Keith Ellison, spelling incorrect, would be rewarded with a lieutenant governor's position. I told Tim I wanted nothing to do with it and if he didn't call off that plan I would go public.
He said he would call it hurt my family if I did SIC play ball. Then he set up a meeting with me and Mel blank and blank to talk about options when I, they had some people waiting to kill me. Okay, and when I did, I guess, I was able to get away by God's mercy.
So I went back a short time later and shot both at both blank and blank You should notice how I didn't fire one round at any police officers and boy do that did I have plenty of opportunity Ask for the report on how many weapons and ammunition I had with me Cops were pulling up right next to me in their vehicles and I had an AK pistol aimed right at her head And I could have left a pile of cops dead,
but I did shoot one bullet towards law enforcement.
You can ask him.
I think he says I did not. Yeah, you can ask them, because I support the police and didn't want them hurt. If they're hurting my wife and kids next time, I won't give them a pass. Okay, then ask Tim Walz if he knows me and see what he says. If
he says he doesn't know me or never met me, look in the files and you will see that Tim Walz personally appointed me as to be on his governor's workforce board as one of the business representatives. He is probably trying to destroy that info but it's public record. Then ask Tim Walz why they kept the shots silent from the media when they first happened. Not a word in the press about it. Why? They needed to get their stories figured out first so everyone was on the same page about, in quotes, what happened. Tim is probably crapping bricks right
now because I'm still at large and he knows what I can do and that I know about where all the buried skeletons are. so I'll be at shot on sight You can bet on that. I will be shot on sight First of all is this a legitimate letter that was sent to Kash Patel did this actually get sent is this Is this true looks like no, but what do we know about this? This is not misinformation talking to Mike?
Yeah, no. So this is the actual letter this crazy guy sent? He sent it to the FBI. Whether or not it's real, you know. Right, so here's the next question. Did this guy actually work for the governor's office? Did he actually work for Tim Walz?
This is all the suspect details, what he did. Yeah, that's he's claiming it's like Tim Waltz. This is all the suspect details, what he did. Yeah, he's claiming it's like secret. That's kind of what he was saying.
Is he claiming it's secret?
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There's some million stories of this.
I understand, but I want to know if he's completely crazy, or if he never really worked with them, if he just made all this shit up. Right. Because that is possible. The guy's out of his fucking mind. He shows up at someone's house with a mask on. It's clearly out of his fucking mind. Right.
I mean you'd be surprised what out of people out of your mind people work with.
That's true. That's true. But I mean open mind. Right. The guy might have just been out of his fucking mind And never met Tim Walz this it could be total bullshit. I guess I don't I doubt it very much. I don't know Said the attack appears to be politically motivated assassination. This is what Tim Walz said State officials and authorities early on Saturday encountered what appeared to be a police vehicle with emergency lights flashing in the driveway representative Melissa Hortman's house officers at the home saw Boltler, dressed as a police
officer, shoot an adult man through the open front door, according to a criminal complaint obtained by the Minnesota Star Tribune. Suspect exchanged gunfire with police and ran into the house. So he did exchange gunfire, according to this. Ultimately disappearing from the area, according to the complaint. We don't know if that's true. Hortman, the top Democrat in the Minnesota House, and her husband were both killed at
a nearby home. Senator John Huffman and his wife were also shot, but are in stable condition after surgery. So and that lady who got killed was the one lady who voted against it and that I sent you that right Jamie a Long time ago. You sent me that yeah, that one's kind of crazy. Yeah, no Vance Bolton a real weird I see her talking about it. Yeah, she looks a little bit bit upset Yeah, she's like super shook it up that she made that vote and you know she looked like
legitimately nervous. Have you ever seen the guy from Utah his last name's I want to say Ron Leavitt his last name's Leavitt and he's the DA that called the press conference to announce that he's not a satanic cannibal to get ahead of no and by the way no one was accusing him of that so people took it real weird they were like why would you fucking come out and say something like that?
Tell me this, why do some people not want to even consider the idea that someone was assassinated at the behest of powerful people?
Because they're programmed not to, that's why. It's called programming and it works. It's worked the whole time.
They're programmed to think there's just one sick individual who commits these crimes and it has nothing to do with powerful
How Jerry Sandusky get away with it? How did how did they look think of the the classic spotlight Kate? Cuz Barry Kriman is a good friend of mine. I remember Barry Fucking I remember asking about shit. He goes like I wouldn't throw my you my, I do real work with people, so if I just get behind a thing, I could cost my credibility because I have to really help. We went on tour, and every town dude I met people
that he helped navigate the fucked up legal system that sucks ass. It was like knowing the equalizer from that show, The Equalizer. But there's also a side of Barry that was four years old forever,
because of what happened. That's what happens in trauma a party who freezes at that age Yeah, and uh especially at four that's like a split you split, and that's a real thing They said it was debunked for quite some time But I met some people with Barry and he had helped these girls. I can't remember where we were I want to say it was Pennsylvania, but I might be wrong, but they their dad was the mayor And they had repressed memories They told me and he helped them with all their legal shit, and I think they got some kind of justice
But I thought that was debunked Epigenetics it's called now by the way. It's a legitimate thing generational trauma around 20 Whatever BLM happened if you look in 2011 that's made up. There's no such thing But all of a sudden around BLM times general generational trauma is real It's called epigenetics the reason it's called project monarch is because the monarch the butterflies can genetically transfer information like learned information
You know and you'll see all that butterfly shit King Charles has that butterfly on his shoulder in his weird meat picture Right he's got a little monarch on his shoulder that's what that's about well I think so I mean you don't gotta take my word for it consult your local library anyway I got I just finally got this in the mail but I got you one what is it Mormon monarch JR sweet and he explains a lot of shit about the Mormies and the program he was in and I fucking can't yo we put this
way if you ever wonder what was inside of Mount Shasta it ain't the Lemurians put it that way I don't know what you just said you know about Mount Shasta I have no idea what you just went on the most off-tangent different if I had if
you just dragged me into the woods with that conversation I would never get home
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Get started freeokay monarch is the MK ultra continuation that we know happened. It got disclosed. What does that have to do with this? This guy was stuck in there Lemurians. Well, Mount Shasta was we have a base in Mount Shasta as you know He has a whole chapter in there about going inside now I didn't know that we have a base in Mount Shasta. Which you haven't heard of Shasta, like just based on pure like UFO shit and Bigfoot shit?
No.
It's very famous.
I mean, probably, maybe I forgot it.
The famous story, there's a story where a kid, like he got his grandmother, they had bites on their neck when they woke up camping, and the kid, he walked off with a-
Like a vampire bite?
They thought it was like a spider or something, but this little kid he thought it was his grandmother And he said he goes I like I like her his real grandma better than the mean grandma that took him And they made him shit on a sticky paper and a gate dude. It's crazy I thought you've already heard this story from the guest
This is what he always does it tells you something completely insane. He's like oh, you don't know you know no I learned who's a show a lot like shitting on I thought he heard it here
Yes a poop sample. It's a famous Shasta Shasta has so much. There's a lot of cults around Shasta really Oh, yeah, it goes back the history of it goes back a long way
And why do you think that is you think they're doing like mental experiments in the town on the town?
Already I don't know exactly what it is, but something bad is already there like a UFO base
Do you think any of the UAP shit is actual aliens?
Dude I don't fucking know because
our actual Dude, I don't fucking know because or actual
Interdimensional creatures, so let's be the most conservative and say there was never a mass mind control thing and only a few rogue Psychologists planted false memories in some people's heads, right? That's what they say, right some bad psychologists planted fake memories of abuse in their heads now You've already told me if you're saying that as the the normal explanation So it's possible to do that so you're telling me I could if I was a shitty Psychiatrist and I had new hypnosis right I could make you think you went on a
fucking secret mission to Mars And you would feel like it's real and I could say you were satanically abused and you would have those memories as if it really happened So if that power is real What are the odds that it was just a few psychologists or the United States fucking government because I'm gonna bet on the government So there's no telling do because if I can probably those two ideas aren't mutually exclusive Like just because the government can put like satanic cult ideas in your head
It doesn't mean that you haven't had an experience with some sort of interdimensional or extraterrestrial entity.
That's a good point.
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Hey, you don't gotta tell me and my dolphin wife.
The problem is that hypnotic regression is like, you are open to suggestion. And you have to kind of listen to what these people are saying. The weird stuff is the people that didn't have hypnotic regression that have the same stories as the people with hypnotic regression that have the same stories as the people with hypnotic regression from a long-ass time ago
Yeah, dude, okay, a lot of weird ones. What about um, okay? I got a great book by Michael Hoffman called the Twilight language The Twilight language is in Buddhism and it kind of refers to a coded language, but it's NLP What is an LP? I want to talk into your subcut. So when you see a pickup artist so I dipshit Andrew Tate He had a nerd pickup artist that was like his court wizard the guy called himself Iggy Semmel Weiss That's not his real name. He's some dork that would wear like Chinese shirts and a fedora Yeah, yeah, and and so Andrew Tate was a reality guide and it wasn't taken off
Then he gets this fucking hypnotist who used to be in the Rajneesh cult from Wild Wild Country if you ever saw that.
Yo, I love that show.
Yeah, they left out the stuff done to kids by the way in that cult, strangely.
Oh, they left that out in the documentary.
They imply people are just fucking in the streets in whatever this town was. They're kids and if people are that loose with their sexuality in a hippie way there, what do you think happened with kids? Real bad stuff and you can find those kids talking about it why it was left out my guess is is some liberal shit about oh this might support a QA on right remember when you had fucking Rosacea but hold on the whole thing is
so negative anyway but we still have to keep you from believing that your leaders would do things like you've heard of Aztecs doing. Your white leaders would not do Aztec shit. That's just what cartels do, and Africans.
Yeah, but in the documentary they talk about how they poison the entire town.
It's still not as bad as wholesale trafficking of children.
So you think that was a part of that whole cult, was wholesale trafficking?
I believe 100% that was a part of that whole cult, was wholesale trafficking? I believe 100% that was a part of it because if you got a weirdo cult like that with little kids, guess who gets attracted to that?
I know, I understand, but why would they ever leave something like that out of a documentary?
Because the same reason Flint Dibble can't handle the idea that there was a civilization before. It might lead to nausea, rosacea. Like a little creep Flint dibble. Do you understand how these people are? They think that you're not,
but you might get the wrong idea and distrust authority if you think, so because they don't wanna start a satanic panic, right? They will purposely deny shit like good liberals do. By the way, the conservative, if you're like, who cares about Epstein,
what are you talking about, dude? Why would you say something like that?
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And people that I like have said it to me.
They're not thinking. No, they're-
They're just saying it.
But I've heard the phrase. They hear it so much,
it's like- Hypnosis. Oh, you think that's what it is? You got a North Korea doing good lately. I'm not paying attention
Yeah, well listen if you if you I
Have to because I don't have a bunch of money, so I gotta pay attention listen. I get it. I've been there It's just like I think you find out enough from your friends
You remember the thing you sent me which one okay? There, there's two things I don't want to forget. One is that stupid feminist who said there's no genetic difference.
Oh, that one's amazing.
Okay, so that couple, boy, that was a real fucking rabbit hole, those two.
Oh yeah, I know.
Yeah, that trad couple, the Collinses. So first of all, that feminist, if you watch the video, the feminist who's saying absolute stupid shit, it's a little disingenuous. It reminds me of a Ben Shapiro arguing with a stupid college kid, but he won't argue with somebody who knows anything.
It's clearly they found this dumb bitch to put her out there. Because you could clear up the misconception in five seconds. Sweetie, no, no, I'm not saying somebody's better or worse. I'm just saying genetically, it's different
just because you have a different color.
I don't think they can find someone who's better. That's where I think you're wrong.
Find what?
Someone who's better at being a journalist. That's where I think you're wrong. I think so many of those people are like her, into this certain way of thinking and talking, and they just wouldn't even imagine saying there's genetic differences in the races. Because it's so Charles Murray. It's so problematic, you can get canceled for it. So they'll just spout out stuff
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The bottom line is, these two that are doing it that are trad...
Oh, yeah, they're not trad.
You know, they're some techno-puritans in their words. Some book they think is divinely inspired is a goddamn eugenicist book from the 1800s.
What is that?
What's the book?
Let's get it.
Jamie'll find it. Yeah. Jamie's on it, you can put your phone down.
Nice. So fucking, I look up the guy who tweeted it, Catholic Z1 or whatever. For some reason, not to me, but my girlfriend, that guy's not Catholic. I don't know what the fuck he is. I think they gin that up to promote this gold of a video of an idiot they're talking to. The girl used to run something called, she used to manage Dialogue, which is called the
Bilderberg of Tech for Peter Thiel. The dude is a Collins, I don't know if you know the history of the Collins family, but he's gotta be that one because that's a real important bloodline.
Well, let's find out if he is, otherwise we're gonna get in trouble with him.
All right, I mean, techno-Puritan sounds a little New England to me.
It does, but I mean, you're accusing me of being a part of a notorious family.
That might not be true. I mean, okay. Well, I think it's likely, because why would you be hooked in with a secret invite-only Bilderberg of tech group? Unless you were. The secret of all these secret societies.
Maybe because they're billionaires.
Are they? Yo.
Are they very wealthy tech people?
Dude, Duncan doesn't understand this.
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Oh yeah, yeah. The guy's a venture capitalist. Capitalist you know the people that make everything good right you know why the doors fall off the planes because of those fucking people So he's that They're atheists, but oh, you know what they believe in the future and AI is God My religion yeah, it's it's uh it's called Luciferianism. I don't if you know that I don't really believe that folks Well, I think God was already here. Yeah, but I would say it's likely that it was but these maniacs think they're gonna make a god
Okay, right and I understand what they're saying as far as you know If let's say at 10 years in the future, they create that AI that is like that dude That means it has always happened. You can't think in past or future terms. Okay, so you know they go are aliens us from the future Well, maybe they're us from the past That doesn't you got to think of it as points in space and not nothing with the timeline Because that's not really how time works as you know right right so
Dinosaurs they lived 150 whatever million years ago think of it as just like miles away instead of time Because that really if you're a 5d You know you they go three spatial one time dimension to the fourth I mean if you're the fifth one which would be the one above that that you don't think about it that way at all Okay, so if at some point in the timeline somebody invented that that it has always happened, right? You understand so then a lot of these tech freaks who are like the things they're into are so crazy but they believe shit like Kabbalah and
Memes and shit are being sent backwards in time
Oh the Kabbalah is a weird ones a really smart friend of mine gave me that to read. I was like okay
Oh, well, it's a mind-control method all these things all the symbols. They're they're overlays for your fucking brain Okay, so you ever watch Stranger Things you brought up.
Right.
So, that's based on the montage.
Did you know Will's gay?
No.
Yeah.
I didn't know any of them were...
I told everybody they were weeped.
Okay, I didn't believe any of them were straight the whole time.
It's a pretty touching scene. I assume anybody under 30 is gay. Okay, what does this say? Related through Malcolm to Dallas' prominent Collins family. Oh, he's that kind of Collins.
The late Jim Collins was Malcolm, you are right. Malcolm's grandfather, Simone, 29, and Malcolm, 30, are intent on acquiring an established company using what's called the search fund model.
I was just trying to get that point about that.
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They are related to the famous college family. So Nick Land, if you ever heard of Nick Land, they always make, so he's supposedly the tech
fucking philosopher.
So get to this, these people, so when they're having that conversation with that lady.
So that whole set up, they found an idiot so they could display that and then push a trad lifestyle even though they're atheists that a fake Catholic is putting on Twitter and it's going viral. That's how you fake these things.
Right. Or someone saw the clip and it appears that a young couple is defending a trad lifestyle and they just projected that. That's all possible too, right? Because that's how a lot of people saw the clip without context, without knowing the background of those people.
If you were someone who seen them before was interested you have but if you were someone like me, I'd never seen him before right and if you were They're founders of pro natalist org a nonprofit initiative aimed at promoting and supporting high birth rates Collins's fear that low fertility rates especially among people they view as high achieving could lead to a decline in innovation and societal progress As well as the extinction of cultures economic breakdown and the collapse of civilization they are part of a network of self-styled elites that include billionaires Elon Musk who
Billionaire Elon Musk who publicly expresses concerns about demographic trends leading to population collapse. They've been featured in discussions. So what does it say about their wacky belief about technology? Because that's on here, right?
I think I found it on a...
Oh, go back to that image real quick, that article rather. This is a weird one. So the colleges are vocal supporters of using advanced reproductive reproductive technologies including in vitro fertilization and genetic screening to promote higher birth rates and advocate for selecting embryos based on perceived desirable traits such as high IQ Collins's views have been criticized as
promoting eugenics hmm which it by the way it is as well crispers for as eugenics eugenics came from America not Nazi Germany That's we were the writers in it America invented it back when we were doing the sig Heil as a flag salute That's when eugenics came out crazy Yeah, a socialist came up with it the Bellamy salute, which was a sig Heil we stopped doing it
Cuz I'm doing it because the Nazis Yeah, but that's how they used to Pledge of Allegiance
Do it arm out religious beliefs in 2024 the Collins's stated they were atheists although at the time they were promulgated Promulgating a theological world worldview they called techno puritanism Which they described as an intentionally constructed religion technically technically atheist. Oh, that sounds great. I'd like some nerds to tell me what God is.
Thank you.
Technically atheist. However, by 2025, they stated that the belief that God is a real entity that actually exists at a different point in time is just so core to our worldview. So all of them believe in AI God, which is technically more Aramon than Lucifer, I guess.
You gotta-
What's Aramon? That's the one from Zoroastrianism and the tech. It's like heavy materialism. Like there's nothing but the material, which you know these people that are like that. And people have built a fucking, it's so gay.
I'm not saying that as a slur for lame, I wanna make that clear, but it is also lame.
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And so it's all about breeding and all these weird, from what I can tell, trying to piece together what the big players are, because the deep state and shadow government, it's not just one team, these are scumbag eugenicists. So everybody's competing and trying to backbite each other just like in real life, right?
And so there appears to be like a left hand just left hand path and right hand path But that's all fucking Lucifer fucking Kabbalah bullshit. All of it is the same bullshit
That's Lucifer Kabbalah bullshit that they think that low birth rates are contributing to collapse of civilization
Well the low birth rate thing is a thing, China, any minute now, is going to collapse because they don't have immigrants, right? China ... Oh, and remember, they're elderly. They're going to have all these elderly, and what are they going to do with them? Because there's not enough young people to take care of them. Oh, COVID came along.
I bet every country was involved in their own soft kill to ease their population That's what I think happened because I know the one that hit us wasn't from Wuhan. It was from Raleigh. Hold on
So if you think that contributed to the decision to bring Kovat positive people back in nursing homes. Oh
In New York with Cuomo dead. Yeah Well, I don't need that guy's such a psychopath who the fuck knows I mean, he probably it's as easy a guess as he doesn't care or he's in a generational fucking cult it could either one could be It was it was foul what they did dude And it's it's just what always happens and everybody moves along and forgets it. What are you still talking about that move on?
Yeah, they brought kovpositive people back into nursing homes. You remember in MIB, the blinky light thing that makes you forget that you saw aliens?
Uh-huh.
Okay, I have a very bad feeling, Joe, that that is not some kind of exotic technology. I think it may literally just be a blinky light.
Really?
I just gotta blink some fucking lights in your eyes and say some bullshit, and that's all it takes to have a matrix don't need a fancy computer I could just put you in a house of cards of lies, and I did it with my mat I didn't need no tech to do it That's the old ways right and now the tech fucks the next generation of by the way Collins what the the family if you ever saw Johnny Depp being a remake of it with the V's a vampire Barnabas Collins. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Dark Shadows. Dark Shadows, yeah. The 70s one. Yeah.
That's about a real family. They're supposed to claim to fame as being the first warlocks or some shit in America with the Puritans.
Those were supposedly Americans? I thought Barnabas Collins, I thought that was a English show.
No, he's in New England. Yeah, but he place in New England That's where it's supposed to be taking place
What that's the same family?
Yeah, is the other Collins. It's about them what yo these are important families by the way Holy shit, dude. You sure about that that sounds crazy. I mean hey double check me with Jesus AI, but I think I'm right Bloodline royalty and dark shadows was based on that Collins family. That is crazy I'm fairly sure it was based on the real Collins family because there's there's very specific. It was Barnabas Collins Reynolds Collins Kennedy Kennedy, something. By the way, the bootlegger thing, I don't think that's true.
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It wasn't his dad.
Yeah, I had read that too.
I had read that it wasn't true. But the bottom line is, if you're... So all these stupid... What certainly was true is their connection with the mob. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, of course.
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Look at the persistent rumors. You see what's said?
I watched a crazy documentary the other night on YouTube about the Vlad Tapas the original Vlad the Impaler about how he became who he became holy shit, man, they were caught like Romania and the Ottomans and When the when his the king had to give up his two sons Yeah, and so his two sons had to go live with the Ottomans for like seven years pretty bad what they did to him Holy shit, and so he came back a complete fucking psychopath
It's it's very similar to how you would trauma train a kid in an MK program. That's his ancient shit
Well if you certainly if you want to get that result That's the way to do it like completely traumatize the kid for seven years. I probably do. Separating from his family and turn him into a fucking monster. What they did was set rows of bodies for kilometers on stakes at a perfect geometric distance from each other that created shapes that you could see from above when you look down to see a star
of dead people. Yeah he's a son of the dragon. When you hear dragon, yo, when you hear dragon imagery, the new one, did you watch the new one Nosferatu? Yes I did. So they- Fucking great. Yeah I loved it. And he, I liked it, I thought it was weird the
amount of weird necrophilia shit in it, but that's because that dude, Eggers, was looking into real occult shit. So that was like a fucking, the Solomancy School.
Mm-hmm, I think it's the best vampire movie ever. That's what I think.
It was just very odd to throw in that the guy, his friend at the end, like, necrophile his wife, and that's what they're implying 100% and the reason no strata was bothering her is because she used to ask She had some psychic shit and used to fuck around with them Yeah, and and so right there in the story same thing as stranger things remember 11 mm-hmm So there Montauk was a program that they had they're cutting out They're real fucked up parts that are very similar to Dracula's childhood.
In particular, the fucking sexual trauma that they have to inflict on a child. That's always left out of the super soldier thing.
And the idea is that sexual trauma allows them to have this ability to shut off their past.
Well, Joseph Mengele, who America saved, saved his life to get his great research. He remembers he's obsessed with twins. Yeah. John Lilly was into that too because he's a psychic, because they're connections and all.
So fucking, they found the amount to torture someone till they go in the fetal position. That means they're broken. If you do it young enough to a kid, and there's fucking gross kind of cults out there that have done that.
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Get started freeYou've heard of certain calls to do it every cult you hear about like nexium right right There's always a circle within a circle right and a lot of people say every cult becomes a sex cult But that's not necessarily true Aaron my friend from he has a great channel growing up Scientology And he pointed out he goes Do you know Scientology did not become a sex cult even though that shit clearly happened in it? The cult wasn't like nexium where it's like you got to give me a blowjob, even though that shit clearly happened in it. The cult wasn't like NXIVM where it's like, you gotta give me a blowjob.
Okay, but why? And I was like, oh, I couldn't figure it out. And James McCann explained it to me. James McCann goes, oh, that's how you become a religion. If you can keep your cult from becoming a sex cult long enough, you get that tax exemption. But you just gotta hold it together.
McCann's a fucking smart guy, man.
Yeah, I love talking to him, dude.
I really love talking to him, too. I can't believe he's gonna go back to Australia.
He knows a lot of stuff.
He's going back to Australia in a couple of days.
I know. Well, he's throwing it all away. We'll get him back. back within a year. Dude, what a cage Australia is. Boy, they gave up. After the first government-run mass shooting, they gave up their guns. What a bunch of punks.
They fucked up. They thought they were doing the right thing.
Yeah.
They fucked up, and now their government is just locking them up for anything they want.
Well, they're still subject to the crown, and so a lot of these creepy things, by the see that dragon shit you know like Arthur Pendragon we talked about the legend of Arthur in England right his last name is dragon oh really yeah Arthur Pendragon oh okay right if you go to the city of London which is that weird like Vatican like separate part of London mm-hmm that the king s asked permission and they
have a giant called Gog Magog that's there when they do you know how creepy the city of London is? It's run by a bunch of guilds. Real dark shit. Whenever you see that dragon logo, dude, these are people that think they have fucking,
like dragon blood, dude. I'm not, I don't think that. I think they're just inbred, okay? I wanna make it clear, that's not what I think, but these people say that so when you hear like like Charlie Sheen
Tigerblood
Well Charlie Sheen used to say he was a Vatican assassin all the time right remember that that's the crack talking Sure sure it sure is but I never heard that phrase. I was like what the fuck is that? What is a Vatican assassin? I mean Dan Brown was around, but he wasn't even he had opus a well if you watch the the the cleansed Documentary the limited hangout Charlie Sheen thing where clearly they're not telling you the half of it obviously Okay, and he goes well. I just did so much coke and I fuck so much pussy I had to try dudes. You know like you flip the menu
I don't think that's true and the reason I don't think it's true is because in the beginning They say his parents walked around naked in front of him till he was five He's he's not the oldest kid either, so there's some kind of inappropriateness early, and I know they're Catholic and probably some Jesuit shit in there Because people that stay movie stars that long I would bet they have some connection just like modern art was from the CIA I'll bet your George Clooney's and Tom Hanks have a deep fucking connection And that's why George Clooney is a billionaire from tequila, and that's why did he got mad? Why is George Clooney a billionaire?
I'm a fucking asset. Why are you boo boo and as I said, I'm an asset. I'm just Wildly speculating But I think I'm right so he went against against Diageo, which is a British company, he's not Italian, some made up name. He bit the hand that fed him because he didn't own fucking Ciroc.
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Get started freeCiroc. Right.
I think the Illuminati is like Ciroc. I think it was a bigger thing at one time, but now it's mostly for black people.
All right, Kurt Baskin, we're wrapping it up with that.
Thanks brother. It was very fun.
Yeah man.
You around tonight?
Yeah you know it.
Let's rock and roll.
Alright.
Alright. This was a lot of fun.
Thank you as always. Thank you as always.
Bye everybody.
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