Open.First of all.Yeah.All right.All right.Wood.
Who's going first?Me?Am I a woman?No.What?Just out?
This is ridiculous.So I'm a man.Yes, you are.Yep.Am I a real man?What does that mean to you?
Am I a cartoon?Oh, no, you're a real man.
You're a man. I thought you meant like alpha male, and I was like, uh, no.
Oh, so I'm a little bitch, kind of?You would think so if you didn't know this person, then you meet him and you're like, well, you wouldn't meet him.But if you met him, you'd be like this.I would, I would never meet this person.
Well, no, because I think, are there RIP, no?Dead guy, dead guy.
Dead guy.Dead guy who's a little bit of a bitch.What?Maybe if you didn't know him and you were like a Staten Island guy, you're like, look at this bitch.But then you get to know him, you're like, okay, awesome.
So I like get a beer with this guy.He seems cool.Yeah.Yes.
Just don't kiss him.
Sounding yes.It was yes.Is he historical?
He's like legendary?
Oh yes.Political?
No.
I don't think he ever dabbled.Didn't dabble.Is he like an actor?Scientists?
That might be the first time I've ever heard that question on this podcast.
Is he a scientist?What I was getting at was Albert Einstein.
I know no other scientist.Bill Nye, that's all you got.Oh, that's a good one, too.But he's still alive.
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A big dick, dead old bitch.
This is tough.You might - I would lose the last part, but...Oh, oh, okay.Keep the last part.If he was alive and he heard me say that, would he, like, try to beat me up?He'd try to kiss you.
Oh, am I gay?There's been rumors.Oh, there's murmurs of me being gay.Do I do music?Yes.And I'm gay.
So that's pretty much just music.If he didn't sing and he wasn't famous, he would ride a unicycle and it would make sense.Am I Freddie Mercury?Yes!It's the unicycle!Yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a unicyclist right there.
So when you said he rides a unicycle, I'm like...
I am real?Real.I would kiss this person on the mouth?Yeah.You would lose your lips, but yeah.Oh.
No one laughs?Big teeth?I'm not saying that.Big teeth?Why would I lose my mouth?That would be too much information.
I also don't agree.Shaquille O 'Neal?How would that be the joke?
I don't even understand.Because he's like 7 '4", and if he kissed you, he'd lose my mouth.
I wouldn't harp on the lips and lips.
Okay, let's recap.All right.Yeah.Man?No.Oh.
Oh.Yeah, you never even asked that question.You have no information in your shot that it's not a man.Well, I go, let's recap, and I'm like, on what?Okay, it's a woman.Yes.
Is she nude online?
No, no, she started online.Like, she started it.She started online?Nancy Pelosi.Did she?Politician?
No.But has played one.Porn star?Ding, ding, ding.Lisa Ann playing Sarah Palin?In record time.
Kind of embarrassing for me.
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Yeah.Okay.Uh, is, uh, politician?No, no.Did she bang Trump?We don't know.
I wouldn't put it past him though.Honestly, the fuck am I talking?I would.Yes.What?Okay, so corn, corn, corn woman.
No.Really?No.Actress.
Technically.So singer?No.No, but I bet that thing could sing.Let's move on.
So is this a hot woman, a very attractive woman?I don't know.I would say a rocket ship.A rapper?No.So not a rapper, not a singer, and she's not in porn.
No.Has she had videos that leaked?Again, at a younger age, I would have begged for that.
Yes.Oh, Pamela Anderson.No.That era maybe of like heartthrob for us.
Okay.Yeah, yeah, yeah.So a woman in like the late 90s, like heartthrob?I'll help you here.Please.Female.
We already got that.No, no, no.But why am I saying that again?
No idea.Oh, oh, oh, oh, Bruce Jenner.
That's not what I meant.Well, you said, you're resetting with female.You said woman and I said female.Why would I make that distinction?
Because she's an older woman.No, how could that possibly?I see where your head's at, but as somebody who sees who, I don't know if that.Okay.All right.
I'm too deep in the wrong path here.Not a singer, not a politician, a chef?No.What does this person do for a motherfucking living?Is she just a sex symbol?To some.
Yeah, to some.I would say to everyone in this room, I would say probably.Yeah.
Okay.I don't know that for a fact.I'll let her nibble on my carrot.
Oh, it's not a real person.Oh, Space Jam lady.Babs Bunny.Babs?Barbara Bunny.Is that what you said as a female?
Yeah, I was trying to help you.It's not a woman.
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Get started freeAnd her name is?It's a bunny.
It is a bunny.It's from Space Jam?Yes.And her name is fucking Lola Bunny.There it is.Great.
I mean, absolutely awesome.Am I a man?
Yes.
Wait, I'm asking if I'm a man and you are the most perplexed you've ever been.I think most people...You know what?I think it's a yes.I believe so.What am I, Mewtwo or something?
What the fuck am I, bro?
I believe so.I think so.
Okay.Am I famous?
Yes.
You take me down?Two seltzers.Two seltzers?One seltzer for me.Have I ever been a part of a controversial thing?
Yeah, but I think in a way where they've been a part of it, but it's not them.
Do I have a big beard?I mean, if you let it go.
Is it an actor?
He's been in a few things, but wouldn't be known as one.Have I, like, hosted SNL?No.Should.I'm not a comedian.Not a comedian, but funny.
Funny on purpose or funny because it's just funny?I think on purpose.I don't even know what I'm going to get from that.Why did I ask that?Wow, this is hard.I feel like I'm nowhere right now.
Am I white?Yes.Yes.Yes.I'm white.Out of context, this video?
I'm gay?I'm white.Wait, do I, am I a porn star?No.I don't think so.See, this is not helpful when you do that.
You know, I don't know too much.I have a job that I'm famous for, I'm assuming.
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Get started freeYeah, yeah, yeah.And it's not a comedian, actor, or am I a politician?
No.Maybe slept with one, but no.I think slept with one for sure.Am I gay?Uh -huh.
I am gay.
Yes.
As hell.Yes.Oh, so I'm, like, gay.Like, I'm out.Yes.Okay.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are they due to, like, internet stuff?Yeah.Yes.
One could say, like, the OG.Ooh, gay and an OG.Yeah.Like a YouTuber?I think everything.Yeah.
Or are they still famous today?They're still famous, fair, yeah.I'm a gay man.Yes.And I'm white.Yes.
Doesn't really narrow it down.We've been talking for nine minutes, you have three things right.I know, I can't, this is insane.Am I like a late night host?
No.
I feel like I'm getting somewhere.
Can I give a clue, and it might give too much away, but like, what is something people put on before going on to the new?
Something in glamour.
Yeah!
Okay, so I'm a gay white person.Yep, and I do makeup which is everyone in the world I will tell you right now.We are outside of my demographic So there's there's there's like two answers that I would possibly know but you said not a youtuber wait throw him out there Jeffrey star.Yes.This is like I think he was like on YouTube Let's fucking go, dude.Definitely, definitely.
Also, definitely controversial.What are we talking about?There was like a thing where it's like Kanye West or something, you remember?that?
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I was like, yeah, yeah.All right.Should I go?Yeah.Now that the half an hour I took on that.
I would crack.I would beat.I would make sensual love.
Yeah.It feels like you're not asking though.I'm just letting you guys know.I think you would for the story for sure.Actor?Some would say that she acts.
Yeah.Puts on an act.Yeah, she was in a role for a little bit.Some people say that.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't, well, I don't know what I would say, whatever.Is she alive?She's alive.Cancelled?I wouldn't say cancelled.Okay, so like not cancelled.
Was kind of an actor.Reality TV?
I think, I think, yeah, I actually think the answer to that is yes.
Following on social media?Yeah.And they're like mainly known as an actor?No.
No.
Were they in prison?No.I think they should be.Okay, should be in prison, around 30, white lady.Shockingly Caucasian.Have I ever met this person?
No.Are they worldly known or like very niche?Worldly known.I don't know if people in Italy would know who this is.Not political?Very political.
Yeah.German?No, no, no, no.
I was like, maybe, I have no idea.
Lived in the United States?
Yes.Yes, sir.Here we go.I knew you had it.I knew you had it in your fucking brain.
You perked up!
Is it Mrs. A. Kirk?
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That's all there is to say about that.Great.This person on my head, I would have loved it if they went to high school with me.
What could that even mean?
You know what I meant.I'm going to go yes.I'm known for her porn.
No.Hope is what people would say on the internet.
I'm a very pretty woman.
Yeah, checks a lot of boxes.
What does this mean?Why do you have an escape room for me?I don't even know.Michelle Obama.
To some.You are not Michelle Obama.But to like that amount of influence and power.Oh, oh, am I a politician?
No.I'm not in politics, not an athlete, not a musician, not an actor, not a reality show person.Well, I just want to let you know, I named everything as you could possibly be.And I'm not a chef.I'm not a chef.No.
Influencer?I'll say yes.
Very well known online, but not what they got big for.
I think that would help you, but I wouldn't actually call them an influencer.OK.OK.Did something happen to me?I got in trouble and I got famous off the trouble?I don't know.
It wasn't like a thing that happened that made them famous.So what made me famous was the internet?
Yeah.
Yeah.Yeah.Do I do videos on the internet?
Yeah.
Videos.Yeah.Yeah.Fucking Christ, guys.What?Am I a fucking real person?
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Get started freeIf I'm not a real person.You're a real person.I'll tell you this.If you got the job, you would know who it is immediately.Oh, I'm a fucking podcaster.There you go.
Oh.Oh.I'm Alex Earl.No.Oh, the other one.They're beefing.
Yeah.Oh, yeah.WWE.Alex.
It's a car.
Lexus.Alex.Toyota.Alex.Ford.It's small.
It's small.Kia.Nitty.
Alex Cooper.Yep.Yep.Great.Perfect.From what I'm seeing so far, this would be a fun, this would be a great blunt rotation.
A good blunt rotation.I think it would be.That'd be fun.I'd say that.That would be fun.And now I have no idea who's on my head, but invite him.
You can invite him.So I'm a guy.Yes, you are.I'm a guy.Am I a guy's guy?More so now than ever.
More so now than ever.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Am I on TV?
Yeah.Yes.Am I like a host?My only answer would be Ryan Seacrest, so I don't really, I don't know.
I could have just said that.
Am I rich?Very wealthy.I'm like super rich and I host a TV show?No, no, no.If you hosted a TV show, it would be cops.What?
What?Have I been to jail?Yes.I've been jailed?You've been jailed.Jail?
I'm a criminal.
Separate the art from the artist type of vibe.
Felony?No felony.To normal people, yeah, but to him it's like, But I've been to jail.Long time?No.Short stint?
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Get started freeShort since.Short since.
Since, since.
Yeah, since.Ooh, I've been there.A lot.Am I, am I old?Am I like 30?Older.
50?Uh, no.I think late 40s.
So I'm not elderly?Mm -mm.
Hot dude?Uh, not currently, but you used to be really cute.
Not currently.
Cute.Yeah, he was cute.
I wouldn't say he was hot.
I would say he was cute.What the fuck?You're not your type?
No, I think he's attractively manly.Cute's an interesting way to put it.Alright, he wasn't like dropped dead.
I think he was a cute person.
What the fuck?Don't you dare disrespect my goat with cute.This is your goat?Yeah.Alright.We have the same birthday.
I don't know if that gives away too much of a hint.I don't even know your birthday.
Am I...uh, did I go to jail for like money shit?No.You have no trouble with money.Am I a lot?I'm a lot.
Are you a lot?I was about to, yeah.All the other clues indicate that he is.Honestly, week by week, we don't know.Am I white?No, I'm not white.
Cause I was just the only one you got.I was about to say.I literally was about to say Charlie Sheen.They would party.They would hang out.They would hang out.
For sure.I'm super rich.Am I black?Some of you.Wait, now I don't know.
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Get started freeMixed, as they, you know, you could say.Part of me.Yes.
I'm just thinking of mixed people now.You should.Good.
Super rich.
Yeah.And I'm on TV.Is that why I'm, like, famous?
What he does is on TV.Blake Griffin?
Not a bad guess.No?Am I sports?Yes.Basketball?
No.Football?Nope.Baseball?Think wider.Lacrosse?
Wider than lacrosse?
A little less white than polo, a little less white than lacrosse.
Fucking cricket?How do they hit the cricket?What do they call it?Paddle?We have a...I'm Tiger Woods, baby.
Dr. DUI himself.Yeah, this would be a very interesting plot rotation now that I know everybody.
We should put this person down.
We should kill them?I don't know.Um, no, I definitely do not think so.You might want to at some point.Yeah, at like times in your life you may have wanted to.
Yeah.Me personally or like everybody's had this?I mean, I don't, like,There's probably some people.I'm purely speculating.Guy?
Guy.White guy?White guy.Athlete?No.Okay, so...
No resounding no.So one could say their build is verbose.
No.No.
No.Okay.I don't even know what that word means.
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Get started freeRobust, maybe?
So they're definitely not an athlete.Correct.Politician?No.TV?
Sometimes?
Maybe, yeah.They're known from the internet.Yeah.But I would hate them.But I'm speculating, I don't know that for sure.
At some points, yes.
I would hate them?Yes, sometimes.Is it myself?Yes.
Yes, bro.
Great.I said the athlete thing.You said fuck no.
I didn't say fuck no, I said no.Which is fucking worse.
You don't think I'm athletic?
Dude, look at these things!Your first question, should we put this person down?Should we put them down?I'm like you may have wanted to I don't know this person is white.Yeah, this person is really white Oh, yeah, this person is like Like kayak white like kayaking a kayaking white not kayaking white a different genre of white white water rafting white That's the same white.You're right.
Oh different.I understand boat different waters.Yeah, I understand angrier waters Oh, I'm a country singer.No, I'm an athlete You are the mayor of somewhere.Oh, not that guy that took a picture of my dick and sent it out to people?Mr. Anthony Weiner.
It's not Anthony Weiner.It's not Anthony Weiner.I'm gonna guess Brett Favre, but...Oh shit, that was so tiny.Okay.I'm in trouble right now?
No.I'm very, very liked.
Yeah.
I'd say so.I'm an actor.He's had roles.Am I fucking real?
Yeah.Yeah.
Dude, that's fucking Bad Bunny shit.
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Get started freeFuck that.She called him Bad Bunny.Bad Bunny.
Bad Bunny.Yeah.OK.Do I do a lot of live speeches?No.
Like a seminar?I don't know, I thought I was Charlie Kirk.No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Charlie Kirk isn't blonde.
Is my cock huge?Probably, I don't know.Honestly, if I had to put money on it, I'd go fat dick.Wide?Probably, I don't know.
Like, in a good way.
I'm an actor.I don't know about acting.He's just on TV.Yeah, so I host a TV show on Fox.
I don't know the channel.
Oh, I do know the channel.I do know the channel.It's not that one.It would give it away.Yeah.
But maybe even saying that gave it away.Yeah.Oh, am I Fallon?No.Oh, I'm not one of those guys.I'm not a late night host.
No.Do I have guests or am I solo?I think you have guests.Guests.Am I hot?I'm hidden.
I'm like a hot guy.I'm hidden.This is the dumbest fucking person.You're right here though.You're here.It's not.
Race car driver.What the fuck did I say?The build of one.What?
The build of one.
Am I overweight?
Yeah.Because he is always...Eating.Yes.Fat Albert.So his job must be...
Chef.Oh my god.I'm a flavor town.
I got blood here.
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Get started freeHis name is what he is chef.No What is this dick?Yes, and what who has that men and what?
another word women sometimes?
No, no, no.No, what's another word for man dick another word for man?
He's a good Lay like if i'm saying like i'm talking about charlie, like oh, you know trevor's boy.
He's a good dude, dude, dude This is rage bait.This is rage.I was talking to someone was like, yo, trevor's really cool.He's a good boy Let's walk out with a butt plug in for sure his name is um I'm not a guy.I'm not a man. I'm a guy.
Yes.Am I a real person?Yeah.Yep.Do you like me?I got no reason not to.
Yeah.No.Sure.You don't have an opinion on me?No.Have you ever met me?
No.Do you think you could?No.Am I rich?Yes.Am I married?
I think I would use the word barely.Barely married?
Yes.I don't know if it's in court yet, but publicly as a...
I don't even know what that means.On the rocks.I'm on TV?Yeah.Movies?I don't know of anything super current, but was on movies, yes.
And I'm barely married, what the fuck?
It's completely throwing me.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Am I like famously getting married or something?You're famously barely married.Drop that adjective, it's fucking me up.But it's so accurate.Am I tall?No.
I'm a small guy.
Guy?
Whoa.
So I'm a woman, and I'm barely married.Like, it's like a slap in the face if you don't know who this is.
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Get started freeIf I don't know this person, that's how famous they are.Yeah, it's a slap in the face.
Yeah, definitely.
Am I white?No.I'm not white.No.Why is this so surprising?Am I black?
Yeah.I'm not mixed.Maybe.I think so.So I'm light -skinned.Yes.
Yeah.Barely married.Yep.Barely married, yeah.Am I known globally?Yes.
Yeah, pretty good, man.Am I more known in the U .
S.or somewhere else?More known in the U .S.It's a very famous couple.Yes.
It's a very famous couple.The husband, is he in politics?Nope.No.He's an actor.Yes.
And he's a great actor.Yes, he is.He's a good actor.Okay.
A legend.He's a legend?Yeah.Is he above 50?He might even say he's a legend, too.Yeah.
He might say he's a legend.
If he was looking in the mirror, he'd be like, I am legend.He would say something like that.What the fuck?Do I have famous kids?Yes.
Jada Pinkett.Yeah.
Wow.The husband.Yeah.
The husband is a tough one.Yeah.Oh my God.I am legend.I'm an idiot.And that was like a slap in the face if you don't know it.
Oh my God.I'm an idiot.I mean, that one's a little more hidden.I am legend was right in my face.I didn't know what it was.I'm an idiot.
Oh my God.
Put this person in office.Put them in office?And then take them outside and shoot them.Don't do that last part.Yeah.Okay.
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Get started freeSo let me, let me say, uh, this is a good person.
Yes.
I don't know.I don't know.Do you know, do you know who this is?I do.Would you kiss him on the mouth?Uh, probably not.
Athlete?No.Actor?Yes.
Actor in other things or mainly actor?Other things.I honestly think he's more famous because of his acting though.White guy?Yes.Dirty -ish?
Dirty.In multiple ways.Dirty?Dirty in multiple ways.Dirty white guy actor?Yeah.
Dirty in multiple ways.Dirty?Yeah.
Jonah Hill?No.Dirty?What the fuck is that?He comes off as dirty or he is a dirty person?I mean, he's for multiple reasons though.
Yes.Is he married?I don't think so, I don't know.So he's out here freelancing me.Freelancing me, it's a new one.Okay, so in the team, is he an actor or is he more a host?
He was both.Alive?Dead.Bob Hope?Well, some of that's right.Bob Saget?
Yay!Well, what's the Dirty reference?He's a dirty act and he's dirty because he's dead.Yep.He's in the ground.Yep.
Unless he was cremated.Great guy.R .I .P.Danny Tanner.
Is that his name?Um...Let me see again.Okay.I mean, speaking of dirty.
All right.Well, this is the thing.Yeah?This person definitely has most likely kids in a basement.Honestly?Maybe.
Maybe?I don't know.Okay.So here's the thing.
This guy is in trouble.Yeah.
This is a dude.Yeah.Okay.I'm a white person?No.I'm a black person?
No.I'm a Latina.He said it's a guy.He's like, I'm a Latina?I'm an Asian person.
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Get started freeNope.You're missing a whole part of the map.
Whole map.Latino?Stick in the middle part of the map.Ooh, Middle Eastern.I'm a Middle Eastern guy.
I'm on TikTok.Well, he was around things at TikTok.Oh, he's a bomb guy.
He's a bomb guy?What is a bomb guy?Am I a terrorist?Depends who you think that is.Am I Osama Bin Laden?There's another guy.
Unfortunately, you don't know anyone's name, so this is tough.Oh, was he around in the Iraq War?He was plotting.Oh, so he was the original and Bin Laden was the 2 .0.I actually don't think that's true.
I don't know what came first, the chicken or the egg in this situation.I was young when it happened, so I don't...Why are you doing the outfit?
It cues me with like, because I'm like, and I'm like, so I started the Iraq war.Bush senior.No.You're Middle Eastern.I am Middle Eastern.And my name is, is.
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Sa.Sa.Sa.Sa.Sa.Sa.
Sa.Sa.Sa.Sa.Sa.Sa.
Sa.Sa.Oh, really?You have to.You have to know.
He's the other guy.I know.
If you're not crazy, you're...Insane.Oh, my God.Say what I'm saying.So, how many minutes ago did you know?Am I a man?
Yes.Am I an athlete?You used to be.I used to be an athlete.Am I white?Yes.
White?I'm a cowboy white?Yes.
And I'm an athlete.
Yeah.And I played football.Yes.We're right here, baby.Did I play quarterback?No.
This is going to get interesting now.Hope I remember all the names of the kickers.um white yes position do they even play anymore because i play like offensive liners on them oh i'm a tight end gotta be loose at this point am i more famous as like retired from the league than i was in the league oh he was never in the league actually he never played in the nfl so that threw everything off he said okay okay Because I don't know.No, he's never, never.People listen to me a lot.You're like Jesus to some people.
And you're like the devil to other people.I feel like I knew where this was going at first, and now I'm completely thrown.So I'm in sports in general.Yes.And I commentate, but I'm not a commentator.Correct.
You fucking?For the bag, yeah.For the bag?I wouldn't even do it for the bag.I would do it for the story.Does he have like a podcast or something?
No.
He doesn't even know how an iPhone works.
He's old.Oh, he's old like that?He looks at Tetris and is like, what is this fucking magic?How old is this fucker?Is he like 70 years old?Older.
Yeah.So he's about to die.So many people would love that, but yeah, I mean.Am I involved in the NFL?So involved.Okay, so I work for the NFL in some capacity.
He does, but he hates that he does.Yeah, the position he used to play was reverse cowboy.Reverse cowboy.And he's southern white.Yes.Hates the NFL, works for the NFL.
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Get started freeCorrect.My Roger Goodell?Him and Roger Goodell, if they fought on Netflix, they would make a trillion dollars.Jerry Jones.There you go.
I'm Jerry Jones?
Wow.that was crazy.That was a buzzer beater.Oh, the cowboy thing.I'm a fucking idiot.
Look at the photo.Front and center.You're like, I'm cowboy white.Boom.Bitch.
I would not say bitch.You would not.You shouldn't say that.
You should not say that.Bitch gets bitches.Yeah.Is it vegan?Holy shit, man.Wow.
Okay.This is a guy?It's a guy.
It sounds like loved by everyone?I wouldn't say loved by everyone, but he's loved.He's liked.Liked is good.Dead?No.
Got close to it a couple times.White guy?No.
Black guy?
Yes, sir.Oh, no.No, I called him a bitch.Oh.I thought you were like, I don't know any black people.
Bitch.I'm so excited to see who it is and see if they're going to beat my ass or not.He can.Yeah.Buff?Yes.
Actor?No.
Rapper.
No.Athlete.
Yes.
Football.Nope.Baseball.Nope.Basketball.Yep.
On our test.Hall of Fame, right?No.Not in the Hall of Fame.
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Get started freeI don't think we'll be in the Hall of Fame.He's never gonna be in the Hall of Fame.
He's in the Hall of Fame for something else.He has a ring.Yeah.And what was that clip?Is he freaky?Yes.
Is it D -Wade?No.What do you know?we don't.Wasn't he getting it?No, no, no, no, no.
Wasn't he, wasn't his wife like shitting on his chest or something?Gabrielle Union was shitting on Dwayne Wayne?Maybe that was Dwight Howard.It was Dwight Howard.Dwight Howard?Does he have a ring?
Yes.Okay.Play for the heat.Nope.No.Lakers.
Yep.Ooh.Yes.I knew you're going to get it.Here we go.Does my man dabble in a brothel or a crack house from time to time?
All of it.Same thing to him.Lamar Holder.I'm so, I didn't mean to call you a bitch.
You will allow this person around your children.That is such a funny way to start.I'm going to go no to be safe.oh i'd say sure oh okay you know who this is right i do okay oh he always does that when he has no idea oh i'm a comedian yes sir i'm a comedian and now there's some allegations from that comedian and i'm a i'm a african -american dude and i'm really famous there's not allegations, there's adjacent to the allegations.Guys, am I alive?
Yes.One of his biggest movies has to do with time.Yeah, exactly.
Check it.We'll have to go.I'm kind of in a rush, though.Rush hour.
And his name is...Do you know the name?
Chris Tucker.I didn't know about this picture.The guy liked to laugh.He said a lot of things about him, but he had a good sense of humor.
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