Join the Skeleton Army Evolution!

Bone. Bone. Liver.

The skeleton army is running out of bones. Right as their card is set to receive an evolution. It's terrible timing. We're going to need a lot more bones. New evolution, new character. A general with a fancy head.

And now, at ease, soldier. No skeleton can be killed until you kill the general. Hey, you two, is that intestine? That's disgusting. This isn't a game. You're officially invited to immortalize yourself by pledging your bones to the skeleton army. We'll even earn you a commemorative badge. You know, we only need your bones, kidney. But have you ever considered becoming an organ donor? Tongue. I mean, heck, you could save a living person's life.

Join the Skeleton Army Reserve today. Forceps. Forceps. That's a banana, Larry.