Jon Stewart shows just how easy it is to create a Fox News “War on Christmas” segment #TDSThrowback

You're probably aware by now, our nation's been embroiled in a long and bitter war.

The first salvo in the war on Christmas.

It is the war on Christmas.

The war on Christmas.

War on Christmas.

War on Christmas.

War on Christmas!

It's not to be confused with war on Christmas. It's a tremendous Christmas album.

Maximals!

For years now, Christmas has been under attack, defended only by the brave souls of Fox News. Are they still up to the task? That is the subject of tonight's... War on Christmas Friendly Fire Edition. Let's face facts.

The annual Fox war on Christmas...

uh...

has become a little predictable. It's basically, uh, imagine you can make one up with a... like a... a Make Fox News Mad Libs. Uh, let's see. So, uh, let's see. Uh, let's try to do one of these.

All right, last week, um, in, uh... I need the name of some godless liberal bastion.

Santa Monica.

Okay, Santa Monica, that'll do. Let me just fill in Santa Monica there. And, uh, in Santa Monica, a group of... Uh, give me the name of a small group of annoying people with incredibly limited control over our culture.

Atheists.

Okay, atheists will do, that's right. Everyone's favorite uncle that lives in Oregon, no one ever sees, you know. So a group of atheists have ruined Christmas by forcing the removal of... I need a classic Christmas symbol.

Ass. That's...

That's... That's... That's... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Okay. All right, so we're done. Let's see if we can put that all together, shall we?

Atheists seem to have ended a 60-year-old Christmas tradition in Santa Monica, California. A federal judge backing Santa Monica's decision to no longer allow nativity scenes in a public

park. park.

Oh my God, that is such an out...