Jynxzi Challenged Me To A Rocket League 1v1...

Hold up. I'm on Rocket League. I don't think I have Jinxie added. I'm gonna remember to add him. Do you think Jinxie's gonna want to wager something? I don't really want to wager him subs. I don't think I'll lose though.

Like, I don't see a world... Maybe like in a one game I lose, but if me and him did a best of five, I think, like, if me and him played five games, I think I'd win four. Milk mile? I should try and get Jinxie to do a milk mile. I feel like I should be like, yo, Jinxie, if you lose, you gotta eat a 50 milligram edible on stream.

I feel like he would just be like, okay. Like, I don't know if he would realize how potentially bad that is. You know what I mean?

Joe!

Hey! Holy sh**. Hold up. I need to turn you down. Where's Joe from? Joe, you're from Jersey, right? New Jersey. Big Jersey guy. Do you like Jersey? I love New Jersey. I think people sh** on New Jersey a lot, but I don't know, man. It's like what I know. It's my people. It's close to Philly, close to New York,

it's near everything. I feel like it's just a great spot. A lot of people. My brother went to college in Jersey

and he said he hated the weather.

What college?

Or you don't need to say.

Like, it's a college, like, his college was in,

or like, maybe it was next to Jersey City

But it might have been in Jersey City, but um

He just said it was rainy all the time

Yeah, I mean it rains here. I would say it just gets mad fucking cold and dry

But I also don't like Florida weather where it's just humid as all the time But you just feel you walk outside. You feel like you're wet. Like, I don't enjoy it.

How many times have you been to Florida, Joe?

I used to go offshore fishing in Florida. I used to go to Florida all the time. Not a, yeah, the East coast of Florida. So like Daytona, like fucking Miami area, like stuff like that. Not in Miami, but like near there.

I've been to Florida.

Florida is, the way I would describe Florida as someone who's lived there for 24 years is if you see a news article of a dude eating a dude's face off, you don't even have to know where it is. You can just assume it's Florida or maybe California.

Like Florida is, but on the the other side I will say Florida does have

like some of the nicest beaches ever dude in the US not in the world but the okay well I want to ask you a question do you consider Florida like a part of the south I I mean like- I think the majority of people that live in Florida like aren't from, like their family's not from Florida. They're maybe not from Florida. Like the majority of people that I had met in Florida were from the North, like Northeast.

And they're like old snowbirds that like come down. Yes, Florida has a lot of snowbirds, like a lot. But the other thing is like, like there are regions of Florida

that are like very Southern, like very Southern.

You drive, it's just grassy.

Like the panhandle part of Florida? The panhandle is very Southern, but like there's other like really smaller areas that are very Southern. But like for the most part in Florida, people have like this,

like similar access to someone in like California. You know what I mean?

I don't know how to explain it. Florida's interesting though.

But then like- Wait, I feel like this is gonna answer my question for me. What's your favorite beer?

That's a good question.

Favorite beer ever is probably this brand called Landshark. Oh, I love Landshark. You have Landshark? Yeah. It's... I don't see it everywhere I go. You know what's better than Landshark? It's hard to get in the U.S. Carib. I feel like Florida might be better.

Wait, what is it called? Carib. Like Caribbean.

I never even heard of that.

Yeah, well, I mean, you get it in the Caribbean, it's so fucking good. Not the best beer though. I see your chat saying L alcoholic. Yeah. And then someone else said, Jinxy, fuck you and your chick filet as I'm eating the chick filet. Wait, it's okay. Wait, we should do a private match. Yes. Private match. That's what just make a custom lobby. And then I joined that. That's what me and Jinx did. Cause we couldn't fucking add each other. Are we going to do like best of three or are we just doing like one and done?

Like, how are we doing this?

So yeah, I wanted to go over that. So what should we do, chat? Should we do like best of five? Cause the games are five minutes. Should we do best of five, best of seven? Like, what do you guys think?

Best of five?

Best of five is probably fair first of three okay all right chat let's do best of five and then we'll play that game word now do you want to do like I mean well number one do you think you'll beat me like so yeah I don't know I don't know wait what's your peak rank what's the highest rank you've hit in In solos or? Yeah, in ones or twos, ones or twos.

In ones, I believe, you could probably like stat track me because I used to, when I started streaming, I used to only play Rocket League. And then I stopped playing Rocket League for like three years straight. And then now we're like where we are now. I think I probably peaked like diamond, like mid diamond, maybe low diamond.

Now I'm like, I got my rank. I'm like plat too. Right now. Like I did my 10, my 10 games, my chat's saying cap. Your chat's saying GG. My dad said GG. What the fuck?

Dad, what the fuck? You're supposed to support me, but I don't aerial like so. Okay, good. Good. Well, I don't aerial in the sense that like most people would describe aerials like you don't leave the ground. Like I'll leave the ground, but not often. Okay. So, all right. I'm going to be honest. Like I'll leave the ground, but not often. Okay. So, all right, I'm going to be honest. Like I'd say the odds of me winning are like 5% if I get a crazy amount of momentum. So can we do like a punishment if you lose though, Joe, can you like oil up or something?

Yes, I'll do a punishment.

Joe could you oil up and dance?

I lose a best of five. Yeah. Joe, could you oil up and dance? If I lose a best of five, yeah, I'll cover myself in olive oil right when we're done. Yes. Oil up. Yeah, I don't expect you to stream through being oiled up. That sucks. But before you get off, if I win, the best of five. Oh yeah, because we're playing Keep Talking, Nobody Explodes. After that. Yes, yes, after.

Yeah, that would suck if I had to play that covered in fucking oil. This is a great idea. So what if you lose? So, okay, oil up and listen to Crazy Frog.

That's my only thing.

And dance. And listen to Crazy Frog. And dance to Crazy Frog.

Yes.

And what are you doing if you lose? What do I do, chat?

Don't say oiled up, too. I've already oiled up like three times.

I'm done. It's fucking embarrassing. Oh, my chat has a great idea. You gotta, oh wait, no. What's the legality of weed in fucking Florida?

I think weed is legal as long as you have a medical marijuana card, which I do.

Have you ever had an edible?

No, no. Well, okay, yes.

Yes. No, I'm never doing that again.

What happened?

The last time I had an edible, I literally lost my mind. I couldn't sleep for like two days.

You couldn't sleep? What do you mean you lost your mind? Like you? I think it was late. Like I think it was. No, no. I thought like the walls were caving in on me. Like I don't know how to explain it It was better. You were like bugging out. I Was bugging out. Yes Okay, so I remember it all so vividly dude

Like I I'm I could tell my weed story with like the most might not my weak story my edible story with the most Insane memory ever like I remember my heart was beating really fast. I couldn't sleep. I thought, I kept thinking the ceiling was caving in on me. And I'm like, why the fuck did I eat this?

Why did I eat this?

Yeah, I had that. The first time I ever ate an edible, I threw up and I thought I was in purgatory. And I was like tweaking for hours. And then I didn't get high for like a year. And now I get high like five days a week. Wait, Joe, have you ever streamed while geeked before?

Brother, my chat was trying to convince me to take an edible before this. I'm going to, okay, JC, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday I was high as fuck when we were doing that stream. I ate an edible before we did the 1v7.

Bro, but I feel like I never see you like eyes glazed over, baked. I'm not like, I'll be really high, but my eyes will just get red and more saggy. I'm not like, I would never get to the point where I'm nonverbal. Anyways. Anyways.

Okay.

Something for you. We don't have to do edible. What's a, uh, what's, you've already oiled up before. I've seen that multiple times.

And look, I'm probably going to lose. So this is the more realistic punishment. Like I'm probably going to lose, Chad. You know what I mean? Oh, so you're saying something that's not as bad. Yes, because if you oiled up and listened to Crazy Frog.

All right, I'll oil up and listen to Crazy Frog and you'll do a milk mile.

What the fuck?

Wait, what is a milk mile?

I pound a gallon of milk and then just run? You got to, every lap you got to chug a fourth of a gallon of milk.

Won't I just puke?

Yeah.

Wait, so say One chip challenge. Ooh. Yeah. You can do the one. Have you ever done the, I've done the one chip twice. You can do the one chip challenge one time, like two, three years ago, years ago. Ooh, no, actually, you know, better one. Because if you've already done, have you ever done like bulldog ramen? What is that? What is it called? I think it's called, my chat would be able to tell, or your chat would be able to tell me if I'm saying it wrong. Buldak Ramen. There's a type of like very spicy ramen. Buldak Ramen. Oh, I see. Spicy chicken, that one?

I mean, there's probably a variety of types or flavors that they have. I've been told it's very good as well. Like people enjoy eating it. So it's not that bad. It's just spicy. I mean, I don't have it, so I'd have to get it, but like, I'd be down to do that. I mean, that's, that's fine. I don't really want to make you do the milk vial. Cause you can't throw up on stream. That's TOS. Well, and the other thing is like, you would have to- Wait, what about- I'd have to IRL, I'd have to IRL, yeah. Unless you got a treadmill.

Yeah.

Oh wait, I think I do have a treadmill. Wait, do I have a treadmill?

Yes, I do. I don't think you should do the milk file. I think that would be really bad.

Okay.

Okay, what about the banana sprite challenge?

I down a sprite and then eat bananas? If you want to do that, I'm fine. If you want to do the banana sprite challenge, I'm fine with whatever you have these options. If you're picking the banana sprite challenge, you could do the banana sprite challenge.

I'll do that literally tomorrow if I lose. Cause I'm going to fucking lose.

But you realize you'll throw up.

Yeah, no, that's fine.

I'm down with that.

Okay. I would say if you are, you probably should lean off screen.

But there's like, dude, I kind of don't really throw up, dude. I'm sort of a tank. I don't really puke, chat. I really don't.

Okay. You'll do the banana sprite if you lose. And I'll do the oil up dance to crazy frog. This is locked. By the way, I sent you the password and the name of the game. Hey chat, run a poll. Do y'all want a honey pack stream or a banana sprite for the punishment?

What do y'all actually want?

Alright, now we're really downgrading to the honey pack here. How about a rhino pill? Dude, I'm not an 86 year old man. I'm not doing a rhino pill. My desk will like rise. See, a lot of them are saying banana sprite.

A lot of them are saying honey pack. So I'm a man of my word. I do my punishment no matter what Oh, no, I mean like I don't back down Wait, you don't back down. You don't give up like Nick a third. Oh my eggs cooked. Okay, it's bananas, right? Never mind I tried to I tried to finesse out of that. It's not happening. Okay All right, so I should still get honey packs for future streams.. Sorry, Joe, continue. You could just get them. You're acting like you have to like source a honey pack. You could just obtain them at a local gas station.

They sell honey packs in gas stations?

Oh yeah. Dude, I feel like I'm getting hustled. Like there's no way he's agreeing to do the banana sprite.

Dude, I've never not done a punishment. Like I take pride in that. I'll do it.

Chad, let's not do two liters, you fucking sickos.

Can we do 1.25?

1.25. It would be, I would say, isn't it two liters and two bananas?

He's... Wait, wait, wait. It's two bananas and two liters. Yeah, I'm gonna. Why did you? I wouldn't even eat two bananas regularly.

All right. All right. All right.

Then two liters, one banana.

Yes, that's fine. That's fine. Because I'm going to projectile vomit on my camera. Like I'm going to puke.

All right. You ready, Joe? Yeah, I'm ready whenever you are. Good luck. Good luck. So, Joe, best of five. If I win, you oiled up and danced a crazy frog.

If you win, I do the banana sprite. How did you win the kickoff?

Well, that was just a lucky 50.

He dribbled on F4.

Oh no, I fucked it. He's dribbling? I, well that's what you dribble. I mean, I think a lot of, I'm not like in tune with the Rocket League meta anymore. But I feel like a big thing for like transitioning from like silver to like gold plat is like learning to dribble and then plat diamond is a lot

of like game sense and also like aerials. If you're able to aerial. You know, you're not that bad for how much you're able to like control the ball. I haven't been, I saw you yesterday, but I mean that was like a scuffed 5v5. Well, I got that. God!

Sorry, you cut out there. What'd you say? F*** Joe! I'm sorry. You cut out there. How do you determine like when you when you play like what rank is gin? Gin is like gold

on EU but apparently EU is like way harder than that. Oh, you

might get that. Wait. Oh my god Yeah

Like the fucking right shit

Let's go guys that was first. I mean now you're getting a little ahead of yourself. That was first goal of a first game here Okay, you're right. You're right. You're right. I do need to lock in. I mean, I'm not gonna like sweep you like other streamers though Fuck I mean, I'm not gonna like sweep you like other streamers though. God, you got a touch on that? Holy fuck. You're a little ball-chaser. What am I doing? Am I a fucking idiot or what? I went for a demo? Why did you try to- you didn't even have enough speed there to demo me?

You would have just like love to enemy like I didn't even know that oh my god. He's Controller up my ass dude. I hate these kickoff bro. Look it's just random. I feel like you're not I don't think it's random. I think you're hitting like Double tap too quick. But you got to hit it like right at the end. Oh, Jinxie, fall over boost.

Is this guy like diamond? It's like I'm just you just immediately ignored the fact that I have control of the ball and then just went for the boost.

All right, we can come back, we can come back.

Nice nice nice.

Really good, really good.

Let's see if he can center the ball here.

Nope.

Damn it, my car's stalling out, wait! out wait yo I may as well just grab the banana now dude it's five to one coaching him I mean I'm trying to give him tips like have you been coached by any of these pros that like you're playing against or with yeah I got some close by like all of them but then how are you still like, are they giving you like beginner tips or are they trying to teach you how to like aerial or something?

Bro, this mother, he's like dribbling like prime Ronaldinho, he just dribbled a rat,

like look at what he's doing, look at what he did. You gotta take a more defensive stance and go at the ball in a direction where I can't get it past you But you're driving parallel to me. I'm gonna be able to just like flick it past you every time

Yo, he's like

Well cuz I want you to be better

Bro I can't even like touch the ball

Yo, what what Bro, I can't even like touch the ball. Alright. Yo!

What?!

What the fuck?!

What the actual fuck?!

What the fuck, dude?! Seriously?!

Like, what?!

And then he played in that.

Are you kidding me?

I want to give you like a shot to score I feel like it's not like so you gotta go for those Like that's a small enough aerial you could hit that but you don't need to know like the the boost a boost. I fucked that See and then now you a ball possession so I rotate back like I'm not hovering you, and then I come at you at an angle where I make you make a play. And if you fuck up that play, I get ball possession. When he's coaching me, I play worse. Over the middle, over the middle.

Like, no, stop, Joe, stop, Joe, Joe, stop.

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Thank you, stop, Joe, Joe. All right. All right. All right. All right.

All right.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Please don't win. Like, don't score.

Don't don't.

I'm not going to score a task.

Wait, that's a good touch. Bro, chat.

Oh, I fucking guess.

Oh my God.

Here we go. Oh, I whiffed it. Here we go. Yeah, here we go. Here we go. Oh You got it You got seven to dude chick see you only need this is winnable. You only need five goals in a minute in 13 seconds

Yep, let's go. I

Have I have won and lost games with this much of a difference

Yep, me too.

In silver?

Yeah.

He's like like like dude. He's dribbling on his head.

When you when you play the game like when you're trying to get better. Are you just like turbo queuing ranked or you doing like custom maps where like you're like you're learning how to like dribble I'm turbo queuing ranked. Turbo queuing ranked. See, I think that's the difference. Like this game is so mechanically involved that like you're like slowing the progress that you would make.

Goal. How about that?

No, you're right. Like he's right. He's right. He's right. Like the only reason pros are good is because they actually just like sit there and like nerd out on like those custom maps. You're right. And just do the same shot 150. Actually, I've seen you do that.

Because I remember I saw a clip of you where you were, you didn't ever flip or drive. You would only boost to drive like you never get the drive Do you still do that? Please how do you say like?

That has to be a gold all yeah, okay, yo, yo

Nine two three nine three curse if this was Valorant and there was a second half and not eight seconds on the clock you Would be low Ten three time three may not get I can just put the banana up my ass at this point you probably need a freeze it this is game one you need two more you need two more honey two more and you know Maybe this was a like I know That was my first wait. Hold up. I'm seeing season 21

Is that a champion tournament winner under your? Sal yeah SSL I played with two pros and basically every time somebody beat us they just forfeited. Oh so you so like did you were you did you no don't take it off you earned it. Wait what the fuck is this map?

What is this? What the fuck is this map? Yeah what is this?

Wait wait wait what is this?

What is this like basketball? wait, wait, wait. What the fuck is this map? Chat, what is this? Wait, wait, wait, what is this?

Is this like basketball? Do you wanna do the second match on this or?

Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.

I might have a better chance to win now.

Oh, you're trying to change the fucking rules here

on DataTribe.

I might have a better chance to win now. Get in there, get in there. Oh, you're kidding me. Yes! Wait, what is this though? I don't know what this is.

Basketball is what they're saying.

Yo, yo.

Hey, you picked this.

No, I didn't. I don't know how we got this. How did we get this?

Didn't you make the game? Yeah, but like it auto, I swear to God I did not do that. Like what is this?

It's like it like auto put me on this.

Get in there.

Oh shit.

It's hoops for noobs, okay. Fuck. Oh my God, That didn't make it in I'm trying to demo you and I fucking meh. All right, here we go. There we go

We're good

Chat, we're good. We're good. Everybody focus. We can win this. I've never played this game mode before I don't really know like I've never played this either. I played hoops this isn't like on the floor it's like a ground yeah there's no backboard oh my god I'm gonna bank it in that's not it that is stuff come on

well touch no uh-oh Oh, what the fuck?

Yeah. I mean, what if I win? I'm just saying this game counts.

Yes. Yes. Yes. All right. But the rest have to be your regular rocket. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I swear to God. I swear to God. I did not do this. I swear to God I did not do this. Okay. But like this is my best chance of winning. Come on. I mean you're almost scoring in your own goal. Nice. Get in there.

No, no, no. Don't you dare. don't you dare.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

We know that's in his neck. That's it is. But. Bro, that was my actual best chance. Wait, that's in his neck.

That's in his.

Please not bounces over.

Get in there, motherfucker!

Why don't you hit it?

Shit!

Oh, that might be it. Nope. Dude, this is fucking hard. You gotta like dunk the ball. Excuse me.

Yo, just, just, just, just, just.

Please.

That's off.

Yes! Off wall, though. Uh's off. Yes! Off wall though. Clear that?

Oh!

I almost just scored on myself. One touch?

You're doing really well keeping the ball on your side. Uh oh. There it is. Mother of God.

Like mother of God.

OK, OK.

It's a close game, no need to be stressed. Oh, you're right, you're right.

It is a close game.

Close game.

One minute, one minute and 47 on the clock. You're scaring me. You almost get in your own goal every time That was good get in there. Oh my god Boy, it's such a confined little area there, dude. Yeah, you basically have to like drill it into the spot I don't think it ever like just falls in

Oh Yes

This is absolutely huge break away break away, please mother of God that's in his neck. Come on Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh my god, get that get that I

Watch this don't watch this don't close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes I don't even I don't know if that would have gone in if I if I'd even if you didn't do anything there. Oh!

Nope.

Nice.

Wall dribble, nah, wait, don't go on my net.

Oh my god, get in there, get in there.

Get in there.

Yeah!

Oh!

You got a goal, you got a goal.

Joe, what do you mean 2v0? This is clearly a 1v1.

Wait, that's gonna bounce in, I think.

Now it will.

Oh my God, that was clean. That was actually sexy. Oh my God, please.

Stop it it Joe. I

Don't know how I can get to in 20 seconds. Oh, I knew he would go there and I fucking met

What a save I'm just tripling the the ball around bro. I want to see. It's over.

Keep it up. Keep it up.

So 2 to 0.

Okay.

Hey Jinxee, he's manhandling you.

Thanks bro. Now like when you do the banana Sprite Challenge, are you going to do like sugar free Sprite or are you going to do like regular?

I haven't thought that far ahead.

I'm just, you know, we're still in this.

I still have a chance to win. You're still in the game. You kind of need like a NBA level comeback here to be able to like pull this all around though. Are you recreating a lot of- Yeah, I made the same one.

Chad, I'm about to have a breakdown dude, I just Well, when you said you wanted to 1v1 me did you think like you would win like I feel like you're picking You're doing like you're doing like a Jake Paul s challenge here to like Different types of streamers like you got to pick somebody like I know you want to be one of Ron

And you beat him But like you got to pick people that are like gold you know

Yes, but like the thing is it's it's like the opposite of Jake Paul It's like if Jake Paul picked Mike prime Mike Tyson in his first fight like like bro I I'm getting sent to the slaughter right now. I can come back though. I really could come back. I can come back.

This is not over, chat. Okay, when he sits in that, that actually like, that triggers me.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I mean, why are you driving with me? Like, you have to contest me. You're driving with me like, like you're like, you're my fucking cover. And I'm trying to rush for a touchdown right now. Like you're like, you're protecting the ball. Yo, I'm about to. How does he win?

Like, like he wins every goddamn kickoff. I just want to get close. I don't care about winning. I just want to get close. Give me that shit. Give me that shit.

Give me that shit, dog.

Fuck!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Like that was a chance. F**K! He's balancing it on his head. Like he's Neymar.

What does that cheese do?

Rewind, rewind. Fuck.

Yeah, I mean.

I mean. Holy shit, Joe! Holy shit!

You're like, contest me from the front.

This is ridiculous, chat. This is fucking ridiculous. He's gonna flick, predictable.

See, I knew it. Are you gonna save it though? Oh, you got it.

Aw.

Come on, chat. Here we go.

Here we are. This is the best chance you've had yet.

Here we are. Chad, here we are.

Flicked him.

God damn it.

I mean, am I going to get shot out of here? What's happening?

Here we go.

I mean, I don't think you're gonna score a goal oh really oh yeah oh really watch this watching oh wait I thought you were in the net chat I thought he was in the net I couldn't see him cuz the ball was covering my face jet look I couldn't see him cuz the ball was covering my face

This is ridiculous dude, I have this is ridiculous

How What now are you saving that how are you astonished by this? This is like goal. Oh Yes, just did you there? Yes. Yes. Yes

Joe here's what I'm gonna say. I'm gonna train for like a month and then I'll be ready to go. In a month.

I think if you learn how to like contest people, you'll immediately not, like, and when you were like, look, I flicked him. Like you just hit, like you didn't flick it. You just hit the ball. Like you gotta have the ball on top of your car.

And then you could flick me. Like that would be a flick off the wall and then you could like air it in.

Hey.

Give me that. Give me that break away. God. I mean, holy shit, dude. Holy shit Oh wait, Ricky look out Nice. Okay over the middle for the middle

Yeah Come on I'm here.

Court's win one. Like chat, I can't even score the open ones, dog. Here we go, here we go, here we go. I mean, that's all me, all me.

Oh, that was good.

That was good. That was sexy. Yes, that was good. That was good. That was sexy.

Yes, that was sexy.

That was a good off the water.

I believe this is a side flip. I believe that's a side flip. That was good, Chad.

That was a good read.

Come on.

You play like it hurts.

All right, appreciate you with the kind words, bro.

I play like it

Waiting on you Gonna flex me there It just saves it somehow. I mean you oh Actually good stage here we go. Here we go Here we go

You know, I'll play like I'll do a little goal like you could just take some shots

Careful what you wish for

All right, hold up boys, all right, it's a shot take a shot take a shot. All right ready

Be careful what you wish for. I'm being careful. You know, I figure, like, I mean, like, if you were in like a practice lobby, like you would still, like, you're still just,

Jesus Christ.

He's gonna have to move, dude.

Like, all right, all right, here we go, here we go here we go save that one buddy Okay, have I hit on target yet

Save that one They say ah All right, I say

Save this one Alright, alright. Have mercy!

Well, you know, we could like, if you, it's up to you, we could not count that basketball one, but I mean, just how these are going, I don't really know. You know what, you know, you're right.

What we'll do is we will-

Double or nothing, double or nothing, you drink two liters of Sprite.

No, and, and-

So fucking ludely not!

I have zero, earlier I said 5% chance to win. I was out of my fucking mind. Zero percent chance to win.

All right, let's do one more game. Double or nothing? NOOOOOO!

NOOOOOO! Alright, we won't count the basketball game. Alright, Joe, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna act like my life is on the line. I'm gonna try harder than I've ever tried in my life Okay

Like you're in a song that might you're gonna saw a trap it if you lose this game you die Yes, literally. Yes, let's give you the hardest ever tried. Are you gonna have phantom pain? What is that where you feel in you don't know what phantom pain is oh

I know what you mean.

That's weak. That's weak.

Come on.

Beautiful save.

I'm going to be locked in now.

Joe.

Wait, that's a goal. I think.

Okay, this guy just aerials like it's breathing.

Okay, miss you.

Okay, break away break away here. He's like, I got clipped. I got clipped

This is a goal I tried to demo him and I missed why are you demoing me?

Cuz Joe I don't know

You gotta plan your attack right your calc, I know you're a calculated guy. You're capable of strategy. You play strategy games.

Yes, yes.

But you're not like, I feel like you're, you're just like driving around. Like it's just pure instinct.

Get the fuck in there!

That was a good, that was a good attempt. T-bomb, T-bomb! That was a good attempt. Wait, okay, don't don't give up chat. Do not fucking give up dog You were just about to say that there's no point in trying

Jack don't fucking give up

That's in his mat that's in his mat that is in his mat, that's in his mat, that is in his mat. Goddamn it.

Can I demo, demo, demo?

Oh, I'm on a breakaway now. Here we go. Here's where I shine. Dude, dude, this guy like takes pleasure in demoing me. I'm not kidding. Like I can't prove it, but I think he has a boner right now

You flicked from half field, I mean brother are you shitting me? Well, what other games do you play? Are you like a pro gamer? I? Pro gamer I I mainly play like our graders Marvel Rivals off stream now I'm a big indie game guy like before I was just playing a sim game man You're the you're the competitive guy in this duo Okay, you know not the Sims a

sim game Yes, like the city or close. No, the Sims is a sim game. Yeah, but that's like Nobody plays the Sims. Yeah, that's it. You played the Sims. I played that game when I was again, I know it's not Not a big fan plays the Sims. Yeah, you played the Sims. I played that game once again, I know what you're talking about. Not a big fan of the Sims.

So you played, like, what Sim game did you play, though?

Uh, Hellmart. That was a great shot by me. Gonna compliment myself there.

Did he just, wait, did he just score that? Like, all right, can we not, Chad, can we not act like this is some normal thing

Can we not act like this is okay you aerialed from half-field, dude

Played on all the Sims hellmark. No. Yeah, the Sims hellmark It's basically just a demonic version of the Sims like imagine if you were playing the Sims I feel like you're trying to like distract me right now by asking me like idiotic questions. Like what do you? So it's like this How does this guy save everything, dude?

Holy shit. Waiting on you.

There we go. Literally a goal.

Nope.

All right.

Don't aerial.

Joe, stop.

Oh my God.

I gave you the goal.

All right.

I got to stop fucking around.

Focus.

Chat, please focus.

I bump, I gotta stop fucking around Focus chat, please focus My bump my bump my god, oh my god. Yes Please Japanese business He's actually fucking fumbling come on Please chat, please, please, please, please, please.

He's actually fucking fumbling, come on.

I'm mad, I'm on mad.

You're contesting better, but you don't air it. But you still got it, no way!

We're good.

Come on, chat, I'm on his ass. I'm on his ass. I'm in his ass.

Oh, I thought you were gonna go for me.

He missed, he missed, he missed the demo. He missed the demo.

Over the middle.

Get in there. Oh my god! Nah, I need a lock-in I need a lock-in oh my god oh my god oh my god you just got like four times better in like in a fraction of a second I told you bro I'm going to be locked in No, don't you dare Bro when he does that flick that's his thing Jack the flick is good. That's hard to guard That's hard to guard Chad We gotta predict me am I gonna flick and then here's the thing now you're thinking it

I'm gonna flick it and then I just don't and then you jump But see like you never go in the air, so I'm just always gonna flick it and then I just don't and then you jump but see like you never go in the air so I'm just always gonna flick it fuck that was a bad touch chat horrible touch

chill Joe chill Joey Joey for boost good D! good D! I need to score this though

nope

I know your butthole puckered right there. Yeah, I got a little nervous, but I I know it's over 23 seconds actually wait no now you have 19 seconds chat. I'm legitimately like I'm so happy. I thought the close I came Fuck I'm happy honestly to go here. I'm happy. I'm happy and excited to see you like chug a two-liter Sprite So here's the question, Chad. Chad, how much better is Joe than me? Like one mile, two miles, three miles?

I mean, I'm not trying to like, I'm not trying to say that I gave you a few of those goals. But I don't think you, I think you got it. I think you got an honest two of them.

Does your banner actually fucking say easy on a calculator Joe? Yes That is the most toxic bullshit I've ever seen Jack. He has a banner that says easy After he would like that is so fucking toxic All right, bro. All right, you want to play that bomb game?

Yeah, I'm down to play the bomb game. I'm about to go piss real quick though, but that was a good game, man. You know, you got it close near that last one. I'm proud of you.

Yeah, I was right there.

I was right there.

You're improving. You're right there, dude. You would have had one of the three games

you would have needed to win. Oh, hi, guys. I'm 238,000 miles away from Joe's skill. Really? Really, hi, guys.

All right, I'll be back. All right, I'll be back.

Ciao, I'll be back.