JYNXZI & RON vs RANKED Rainbow Six Siege

Okay, see I knew you were gonna do this This isn't fortnight, bro, this is my domain.I'm a top -tier player.

Don't troll my top -tier player with stomping I'm gonna be honest with you Jigsaw you and top tier in the same sense.It's like stable Renato with six -pack in the same sense It's just unrealistic brother.It's just unrealistic.

I'll be honest, right?I'm just gonna keep it in a buck.Do you know who Anthony Edwards is the NBA phenom?

Is that the guy who just joined the 76ers?

Nope, that's LeBron James.Ron, Anthony Edwards literally told Barack Obama to his face.Yes, Barack Obama.I'm the truth.That's me when it comes to Rainbow Six Siege.I'm the truth, Ron.

Yes, he did.Anthony Edwards told Barack Obama to his face.I'm the truth.That's me on Siege.I'm the truth, Ron.

Can he also tell Barack Obama, that his wife ruined my lunch back in middle school.It used to be chocolate, pizza, it used to be Gushers, Doritos.

He's right.Do y 'all remember the Got Milk thing?Like the Got Milk initiative where they started giving you like low fat milks in school?Oh God, man.Oh brother.Yeah.

I'm going to be honest.Fifth grade was like the most nerfed lunch ever, bro.

Okay, well guess what?He told Barack Obama that you're the truth.Right hand on the Bible you had a conversation with LeBron James It was more of like a hello with a dap up.That was it.But I mean, you know, I mean.it's it's more than nothing but within those two seconds that we were talking the one thing that he said was Yo, bro.

I watched your fncs highlights when I was younger.I just want to say keep up the good work So ron win.

Oh, hold on about a killer old team.This is awkward.Wait, you invoke attack your invulnerability.Whoa, wait Spawn peeking casual What's your name on this game attacker invulnerability?What's your name on this game run run run?They they they they they took spawn peeking out of casual.

I didn't even know they did this fuck up watch this shit Ron I'm watching you Ron you have the phase logo on your cards.You might want to take that off I can show you how to do it.Oh, we're bad name Might want to take that off I'm stuck with this skin for the rest of my life, bro.

It's part of my contract.

Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Okay.

Oh good.I'm good.I'm Wait, what is this bro?Our teammates gonna win.This is casual.You don't have to win a game to get into ranked, right?

Okay, so run.Let me explain to you what just happened I spawn peeked an enemy and I've never seen this prompt before but in casual and only casual If you spawn peek somebody they're invulnerable.You can't get spawn peeked.I did not know that.

No, Jinxie, do you think I'm saying right now?Like, I'm saying I actually give a single There's not an it in my brain right now that's thinking damn.I wonder why he couldn't spawn peek, bro.I don't know!

Chet, stop retweeting.

No.Chet, stop retweeting.Yo.Buddy, I'm trying to win.I'm adjusting to casual.I didn't know that you can't spawn peek.

That's a steaming pile of crap.

I'm adjusting to cash.

I don't play cash.I'm the truth, bro.Anthony Edwards at it now.Cue the Anthony Edwards at it.Yes, I'm farming at it.

What's your name, by the way?

My name on PC is JinxyNA1.All together.

The players, there's like, am I even in your lobby?

You are.I'm on streamer mode.I'm on streamer mode.

What's your name here?

It's going to be some fake name.I don't know.For me, it says you.For me, it says you.

You're NoisyBiker?

That's probably me. I'm Mozzy.I'm, um, another thing about me ron is i'm the best mozzie player in north america.I'm the best monster player in north america This is true.You're gonna see when we play ranked bro, because casual is not even real siege.This is like Casual is literally like jerking off with a boxing glove bro.This shit's impossible to enjoy.

Yeah, you know what?I want to do a series this year where I become a pro gamer in a game and i'm thinking about this game Yo, ron, do me a favor save it.

You're not gonna be pro in siege Don't end until you hit champion on PC chat does he know Does he know?No, no, no, this game was a bad idea with this guy I want to see you show you why I'm a gamer just directly coach me I'm on the door to your left go through the door look left go through this door look left right there right there See how good my comms are talk to me Go through the door to your right on the window.Go through this hole.Go through this hole.That hole.He's to the right.

Go through this hole, through this door, to the right.Yep, through this door.to the right.He's on this window.On that window.On that window.

The window.The window.Yep.Right there.He's close right.Close right.

Close right.See?Alright.Turn around.Turn around.Turn around.

Turn around.Go through this hole.Go through this hole.Go through this hole.Look left.Left.

Left.On this breach.There's an explosion right there.Nice.See how good my callouts are?Nice.

That's three kills.Two more.Another one.Another one right there.Another one right where you just got that kill.Another one.

Yep.He's outside the breach, Ron.Outside the breach.He's gonna be right here, right here, right here.Nice, okay.I don't know where the last one is.

If you get this, it's an ace.I'll try to find him on the camera for you.This would be an ace.Yup, close left, close left.Here, right there.No, just shotgun him.

Go, no, no, no, you can't wallbang that.Yup, right there.To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right.Boy!See chat, this is what happens when a sentient human being listens to my callouts.And then you guys say, backseat gaming, backseat gaming.

No, I'm literally - I got six kills that round!Do you know who I am, Ron?I'm the monkey - I got six!What?No, okay, whoa.I'm the monkey on Toy Story 3.

Chat, remember the - or what's Toy Story 2?The one that goes - on the cameras.That's me and Rainbow Six Siege.This is why stomping was so great in his time.Yes, I'm going to take a little bit of credit.Yes, I'm going to take a little bit of credit.

When I was on cams, my hearing was so good, it slightly buffed stomping.Yes, I'm going to take a little bit of credit.I'm going to take a little bit of credit.

Is that the first time anyone has gotten six kills in a round?

No, it's probably happened like 25 ,000 times, but good stuff.

Thank you, bro.Thank you, bro.

Hey, Jinxin, friendly reminder, you look like an alien.What up, bro?

Wait, why are you zero and two, but I'm five and one?

Well, I got shot in the head by my psychopath, deranged, lunatic, sociopath, delinquent teammate.And then the first round, I thought I could spawn peek, can't, and then got shot in the back.So just another hellish game of Siege.

Like no bullshit, you know what I've noticed he's kind of like a team flame or like he doesn't really take accountability for his own like Problems or whatever and like I think that's kind of what's gonna ruin this like this teamwork right now, right?

What do you want me to blame the sky you shot me in the face, bro I wouldn't say shot you in the face.

I would say politely gave you a shotgun to the bullet to the face And I feel like it was polite.It was like a gesture.It's like a friendly gesture like yo We're on siege mode.Let's have some fun today.

Yeah, we got to win this game.We unlocked ranked then it's time for the big dog to eat Nice ace man Try to have a freaking holoscope man.Jesus.

Just shoot me my teammate.

What's it?I think I just died to Bodo.

I think I just died to Bodo Okay Fucking casual, what does he even do?

Okay, I'm not about to play video games with you for the next if you're just gonna think so kitten kitten Please kitten, please wait till we get into ranked and then you can make your judgments.Listen, right?By the way, you don't have to sub to me.You guys don't have to sub You know how Shaquille O 'Neal wasn't good enoughgood at free throws that's me and casual twin can once we get to write not Once we get to write I'm gonna show you how great I am great.I am great.

I am shout out Muhammad Ali Yeah, anybody ever know Jinx he plays like messy Yo, hey, nope.Nope rule one rule one Owen3 can we pick it up, please?This kid's in the stream.This kid's in the stream.Like, I - I know!Day - Dayno, I got teamkilled, bro.

Get out of my eardrums.

Yeah, yeah.

Like I said, this is all just warm -ups, bro.It's like in the NBA when we have the jumpsuits on and we're doing the lay -up line right now.Once the game starts, I'm gonna drop 40.He's averaging 40!You ever seen that Stephen A. Smith clip?He's averaging 40!

That's gonna be me. is the truth carrying this yapping annoying fat lord of a whale thank you bro thank you for the first time chat see the thing is i actually probably know that's not a fake chat that's the scary part bro i know that's not a fake chat someone one of these delinquents actually said that in ron's chat retweet everything no no retweet it all retweet it all sure wait till we get to rank just wait can i show you how to really entry talk to me bro i need to break my ads a little bit show you guys what that tiktok sound this is how you enter a bag classic that was like 2021 this is how you enter a bag don't fight don't move bitch run language please bro

Nice run or something.There's something about my brain.That's like way more advanced than ever Human that's the difference between me and like casual.Oh my god.We're good.It's around what I want to say What I want to do in Bop a special appreciate a chat.

All right, come on.Let me say this you passed your test everything that happened in the last 10 minutes was a test i went oh and three to test your skills and see if you could survive without me you passed your test oh and three lee who's that if you're gonna say oh and three lee you have to say oh and two lu because you team killed me on one of my deaths so that physically like Chat, I'm going to be honest.If you count me getting team killed as a death, you are a sociopath.You're a crazy person.You're deranged.Me getting team killed doesn't count as a death.

That's a steaming pile of crud, and you know it.Ron, are you ready to play?Wait, I need to pee.I need to pee.I'm not vaping.Once I pee, we're ready.

Oh my god, it's classic, chat.

No, no, this is..

.I'm not vaping!

So here's what's going to happen, right?Owen3, he needs to put on his energy now for when he plays.What is he about to do?He's about to do a fucking line of cocaine.You understand?It's about to be a whole line of fucking cocaine.

Why did someone in my chat just say there's an EDP documentary coming out soon?Is this true?Is this true?When is there an EDP documentary dropping?Who is watching an EDP documentary?There's a trailer to it.

Stay on God.Oh my God.What is this?

Stable Ronaldo.Ronnie Nets.

Nicholas Douglas Stewart.Oh my God.Joe and Yugi are arguing right now.

Wait, I need to watch that really quick.I knew this was going to be a disaster.I knew this would be a disaster.

You were gonna find out I'm immortal if I really truly wanted to lie I'd hop on an alt account and make it no brother I wanted you to know so I didn't I predict this would be a disaster three hours ago That's the point I want you to get mess so we can both yell at each other and then go into another game Joe I'm 3 -1 in you right now Wait, what did Yugi lie about?

What did he lie about?You know, I'm not that guy bro, I'm not I'm a man I'm a very competitive guy chat i predicted this would happen i dude oh my god ron i predicted this would happen i'm not even kidding the first minute of my stream i said this was a bad idea and i said i would never broby bro yugi because he just rage baits Oh You're just a crybaby loser.

I beat your ass.It's yoga, sir.No shit.You'd be my asses yoga, sir I had no move.I couldn't see anything you fucking dork.

This is no handicap I love you, bro.Why do you why are you?

Yugi you have to understand Guys, this is how Joe is, bro.Joe doesn't wanna lose.

Dude, unrelated, Joe is ripped.Oh my god.Bro, I mentioned one time how you lied about your skill in a Jinx -y tournament on Rainbow.

Bro, I'm not - I didn't - THEY 'VE BEEN HATING ON ME!

THE WHOLE PROBABLY BRO!AND I 'VE BEEN SITTING THERE PUTTING A SMILE ON MY FACE!BECAUSE ALL I WANNA DO IS PROVIDE FUCKING ENTER FUCKING TRAIN MEDS EVERY TIME!SO DON'T TELL ME!DON'T TELL ME!OKAY?

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Dude chat, I'm gonna be honest Yugi does not know where the line is.Bro, didn't Yugi make Valkyrae cry?Like, how do you even manage to do that?I'm not even trolling.

I'm telling you, Yugi does not know where the line is, that answer.If there is a wager and you're lying about how good - Bro, they're - Ron, they're doing a Brovie, bro.It's just content.It's just content.

Uh, okay.Uh, yeah.Rod, they're doing a Geogaster 1v1.Joe gives a handicap and can't move.They do Valorant.Yugi lies about his rank and he's immortal and there's no handicap.

Wait, what rank did he say he was?

He said he was Silver 1 and he's immortal.I knew you were at that.I knew you were going to say that.Joe just said that.That's what Joe just said.

Handicap.Is it because we chose Valorant?

like if i would have guys this isn't a hate farm yugi is obsessed with rage baiting and joe is hyper competitive i said this was gonna happen three hours ago i told you it's gonna happen Get like I get a kill lead like you could have just done that like when me and Jinx II played Ron and Jason We were true to our word about how good we were at the games that we played and the opposing team got a handicap recording So why couldn't you just have said I'm immortal and Valorant, but I'll give you like a four kill lead a five kill lead I would have been fine with that.

I don't care that you're I'm giving you I'm giving you like an example.I'd switch teamsI switched Probably not a good idea.Probably not a good idea.

Which I'm telling you, Yugi is obsessed with rage banning.Like, it's what, like, I would, I said I would never broby bro Yugi, ever.Ever.

When you do shit like this, but when you do shit like this, you're saying I'm starting something.

I don't want my viewers to hate on you.Anybody have any of my viewers hating on you?

Send their username to me and I'll ban them dude.

I fuck with you.

I like you bro.

You're a good guy, but this is definitively corny.Yes, yes, it's corny.Yes, but Joe I'm not doing this is literally from the very beginning you could even ask my chat from the very beginning My your chat has been going crazy on me You guys can it's like an open area to y 'all put a sock in it, dude, please Okay, so Ron my question is is when they're done this jinx II who they rating that's the question, right?

Okay.Here's my actual question Ron.All right Okay, if you did a brovie bro, would you like do you think it's cringe if Yugi lied about?his rank cuz like the whole point of it It's like do you know what I mean?

It's stupid to lie about your rank if it's like actually like a brovie bro That's flowing like if it's on some bullshit and you're just trying to get it over maybe no, but like I'm not like Joe Like try hard like I probably just wouldn't lie to him.I would not.Yes.Yes, exactly How long was this game?How long was Valorant?Uh, I don't know like this big of a deal that they're arguing.

I would just say you just go I think it's stupid because like the point of a brovie bro.It's like you collectively decide on set of games And yeah, it's just content.It's just chill, but joe actually is competitive like joe Like Joe's not trolling like he's actually gets mad and like if Yugi Yugi knows that obviously Yugi knows Joe gets mad Lying about his rank.He's literally just trying to piss him off.Like, you know what I mean?He's just trying to piss him off And then he says he's hate farming like I'm actually getting tight I'm not even kidding Yugi, you're going against Joe, who you know is competitive, and you know gets pissed.

You lied about your rank, and then you're saying you're getting hate farmed.All right.

We play games with you.That's it.That's why I did it.I don't care.Bro, Joe, you're tabbing.Yeah, you cannot pull the victim card, dude.

Even if you're getting mad at Rocket League, uh -uh.I enjoyed it.That's it.I don't give a fuck about TikTok.Half of the internet hates me. I don't give a fuck.I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.

You don't think half the internet hates you, too?You don't think that I've been getting hate in the last month?

What do you say?

Doesn't doesn't get it, bro Joe doesn't even like winning.Joe just hates losing.And if you lie about your fucking Valorant rank, and then he gets no handicap, you're literally just trying to piss him off, and Yugi knows that.When I found out, I was fucking pissed, bro.Yeah.

You might think I'm lying about brawlhalla brother.I've never played brawlhalla on stream off stream.None of that.I've never played brawlhalla.Never never Muda was not better than me.

Muda just had better aim because he's mouse like Muda was not like Muda doesn't I understand more about Siege than Muna, but if I'm aiming with my thumbs and his aim is really good, he's gonna beat me in a 1v1 because 1v1s are predominantly gunfights.

I think that this conversation that Joe and Yugi are doing is just, like, distracted from the fact that Urgentina had 120 minutes and couldn't do shit.Like, they didn't even attempt, bro.Like, their deadass didn't even fucking attempt.

Lie about a rank.That's not rage baiting.

Let's draw a line in the sand.Lying about your rank is not rage baiting.That's called being a dickhead.You're just being a dick, bro.And you're doing it just to piss off Joe, because Yugi's like, oh, I'm just going to piss off Joe.I'm going to piss off Joe.

So the reason I wouldn't take him a little bit of Yugi's side if he was just trolling, he literally straight up kind of admitted that.

Okay, so I tuned into the stream right before I went live.They were 1v1ing in Rocket League, it was like really close.And then I went live.

Like if it's been like, they're saying it's been five minutes though he was rage baiting him, is that true?

Let me do they were they were talking shit the whole time which talking shit is fine.It's just lying about your rank is Legitimately just dishonorable bro.

That's not even rage bait, but then you have the strength just because I lied But I didn't I didn't think it was gonna be as serious as it is Like I didn't think we're gonna make a connection What upsets me is like I like I get there's a level of rage bait where it still remains friendly but like once that in it it ruins dude i literally said this would happen at the start of my stream i'm not even kidding person i said this would happen doing a brovie bro with stuff on the line if there's like no legitimate integrity of the game that we're playing and the second that we're on valorant and you're immortal and you were saying you're silver everyone's belief about what you said your rank was in every game is out the window including mine because if you don't like joe you don't like yugi that's fair okay but then you backpedaled bro you said oh when i when you asked what rank i was i thought you were asking what my current rank is i'm your current rank is also not silver i'm trying to put myself in his position if someone did this to me that's the point you're making that yeah you're 100 i know my chat would just be trolling me that's why i got mad i would literally just leave the call i'm not even kidding if i I'm gonna do a brobie bro and give you a crutch like the GeoGuessr thing Joe gave him a crutch and then he like he lies about his rank.

I'm just gonna leave the call.

And it's my last game I'm gonna lose and then you go actually we'll just void it because I lied it ruins the content It's not content in my mind.It's going because i'm a very youtube forward guy and it's like how do I chop around this?Do I have my editor going and go yugi actually lied about being silver too?He was immortal and we had an argument for 45 minutes and I had to cut it and then we played brawlhalla and I lost it Messes everything up also, it says joe's been live for 30 minutes in his stream crash because he was live three hours ago It's not a hate form.I'm just saying like that When we had if you remember There was a rocket League tournament with phantom that he hosted and there was a guy that's all I remember this Right there was a literal Champ in a rocket League tournament with creators It was fucked got voided and cut out because of this it just like I that's all I'm about right I'm not sitting here mad at you as a person, bro.Yugi.

I love you, bro.I think you're a nice guy I think you're a funny -ass, dude.I think you're one of the best content creators in this space.Genuinely.I love you I like bro to bro right now.I'm not mad at you.

I'm annoyed that that fucks up the video because I want to make this a video.And we've been live for five hours playing a game and the last game that I lose I'm losing to an immortal and if we void it It's we've already we already had a replay FIFA.It's just like, you know what I'm saying?

They play FIFA.That's not fair.

I know Yugi actually plays FIFA Okay, true true I just like I wish that like you did you just said what Frank you were like I just I didn't even see that series.

I just did that's on me. I should I didn't see that

series But I'm saying my son is a friend collab against it with another friend Once you add the punishment you can't lie about your rank because then there's so what was the punishment do you know what it was?

Yeah, what was the punishment chat?I don't know.

If we were playing and you were just like, brobie bro, there's a 20 gifted or some stupid shit.I'd be like, okay, whatever you lied.

But like now I have to play fucking six hours streaming a five nights at freddy's in a funny suit We could have just trolled we could we could have just trolled around it like, you know what I mean?That's the thing like like I see I see it.I seen it as like two two bros I was seeing it as like two bros just like okay, man.

Yo, I lied fucking let's put chest What i'm hearing from my body bro, all right what i'm hearing from yugi is just like bro, I think you just be like my bad bro and then just kind of move on but he's not really saying that oh i beat you he's just like ah why are you getting mad or why are you hate farting me let's not do that don't like losing that like losing in that way just feels bad you know like Salad or like protein like a salad with like grilled chicken in it or something I would deadass be proud of you and no don't pour Thousand Island dressing on it a hundred levels higher than me You live in California there's like 80 ,000 salad shops Oh, there is a parasite

What I wanted to do was just play games You know, we should do jinx II I shouldn't have lied though I will say that I feel like everyone in the space right now is just sad.

Why don't we just come together?That's what I'm saying.We can't avoid that and then move on.

But we can though, like, because I, listen, the reason we're avoiding it isn't because you're bad.We're avoiding it because I lied.That is the repercussion that I have to take because I lied.That's, you know, it's that easy.It's that simple.It's like another option where it's like, yo, you lied, now you have to say a name that Joe is better at because you lied.

Yugi knows Joe gets pissed and Joe doesn't like losing.Yugi lied about his rank in Valorant to rage bait Joe.Period.End of story.Joe should have just left the call 20 minutes ago.Or Yugi should have apologized.

He's just trying to piss off Joe.He's just trying to make Joe pissed.That's really all he's trying to do.

This chat needs to give stable in order if you guys want to sample spelling B. I'm not good at spelling B I don't need a handicap, but that's I mean, that's like I just don't got it.So boom, you know, I should Not even care By the way, did you see they're making a documentary about you?

What is it called?

The EDP 445 documentary.It's releasing soon.

Wait, wait, wait.EDP's getting a documentary?

Yes.

Are you actually, like, serious?

Thank you.Yeah, you're on screen.

There's a trailer.All right, you're joining us together.No fucking way.Oh my god.Oh my god.This is actually real.

Wait, hold on.Who just came in my room?What the fuck?What?I'm in a business call right now.Yeah.

Oh my god.

What's up?

Wait, what's TOS about this?The trailer is TOS?

I have no clue where it is.What are you wearing?Yeah, what is Lacey wearing, bro?Oh god.You look like Ellen DeGeneres if she did like 50 different doses of heroin.I have my brand in Valencia, bro.

Get me mad at Valencia.You look like a Fortnite skin that no one would buy.

Bro, what is Lacey wearing, bro?And he hobbled out of the room.Alright, yo, are you ready, bro?

Yeah.

Chat, the chat is TOS.Is this actually TOS?

Is it?Is this TOS?

It's not.Okay, just watch it.

Why does E .T.

even have a documentary?Well, let's just see the trailer for a minute.

Let's see the direction it takes.

Yo, if you're 40, don't talk to a 12 -year -old.This is not like rocket science, bro.This is not like groundbreaking information.You're 40, bro.She's 13.Like, stop.

See, I'm right.Why is this a thing?Why is this happening?I said at 140 skip that's my last pause like he went to that place to have sex with a 13 year old they got moist in this wait wait wait so is ed is this edp documentary because why would moist would never do anything with edp definitely viewer discretion is advised you know this is dude's a perverted dude Okay, I think a YouTube, a lone YouTuber interviewed all three of them individually.

EDP soliciting sex from who he thinks is an underage kid.

There's the guy, glassing.

He sent me videos of him masturbating.

What in the world?

I would say EDP is completely innocent.

So what advice would I give to EDP 445?

You need to stop doing this documentary.

Fucking that bitch's innocence away, you know?

I think you wanted to have sex with a 13 year old.

I mean, the reason why I wanted to have sex with a 13 year old is already fucking clear.

Just put this guy in jail, bro.Yo, here's the thing.Why is there a documentary?Like, just put him in prison, bro.

That sense alone is, yo, just go to jail.

Yeah.Like, just put him in jail, bro.

Talking to 13 and 12 year olds.Fuck all that.

Nope.No, sir.

We're not going to skip past that.

No.We're not gonna skip past that, bro.You're 50.Okay.Yeah, I'm gonna start skipping now.I'm out.

I'm out.I'm out.I don't.Yeah.Yeah, this is never gonna end.Alright, let's play Siege.

Oh, I need to close out of this.Hold up.

Alright, bro.Are you ready?Do you want to watch Joe?No, I don't care.All right, you ready?Um, yeah, I ordered, uh, let me know if this is bad eats teriyaki with white rice with a side of avocado Very good eats, bro.

What's the bad gonna be?What's the bad man?Um, maybe a fruit smoothie or something.

Uh, what is this called a dirty sprite from combro cookie?

Okay, do not get that bro.I think that's like 1800 calories, bro.That would literally set you back like three days Alright, Rondale!Wait, how many grams?Oh my god, oh my god.Your heart would, like, explode.

Um, if you're talking, like, start to finish, I think it depends on your size.But yeah, you'd probably just...What happens there?Yeah, you die.The chat's saying, you would die yeah like every drink actually i'm gonna do that i'm gonna do a mukbang hold on but i mean it depends like if you're taking a sip of everything sure you're fine but if you mean actually that's like thousandsof calories, bro.

Thousands of grams of sugar.

I'm going to tell you right now.Hold on.Let me ready.Crumble calories.

Wait, Chatsy?FDA approved, by the way.Crumble is FDA approved?I mean, they have to be.

So in a 32 ounce large Crazy Cousins, I guess that's what it's called.Peak option is 840 calories and 200 grams of sugar made with Red Bull, Mountain Dew, pineapple, strawberry, pure, and coconut cream.

The FDA does not approve commercial food products or bakeries like Crumble.Instead, the FDA regulates food safety, facility sanitation, and ingredients.Bro, do I give a fuck what the FDA is?

The FDA is all liars and they want us all to die, bro.They don't want all these fucking humans on earth aware.

Bro, I'm going to be honest, bro.If you could actually, how many, Rod, how many grams of sugar are in that drink from Crumble?Um, it says 200 crumble new drink for I think it's like 14 red bulls or something like that crumbles new drink nutrition facts 840 calories 100 and 186 grams of sugar 32 ounce crazy cousins drink.Yeah, i'm gonna be honest this being allowed is literally just population control Yo, yo, this is literally just letting people die if you drink this No, i'm not drinking this i'm not touching this with a 10 -foot pole What the how does it look?

It doesn't look that bad.

Well, i'm sure it tastes great But like oh brother.Yeah.All right.Let's go.Let's go.

Let's do this shit I kind of want to try the jink.Yeah, i'm ready.I'm ready.I'm ready.All right, this is jinxy No one knows this in the chat.Nobody knows this chat.

Um today me and jinxy are not ending stream until I go for

Yeah, the problem is on PC, there's literally hackers.So like it would actually be unbearable.Run!Is this your first ever game of Rainbow Six Siege ranked ever?Oh my God, we're in copper.Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I think I played maybe one time with Richie like two years ago.

I'm literally going to drop an atomic bomb in this lobby, bro.Oh my God.Copper, bronze, silver.

They're saying that you can't even get out of copper.

Yeah, so there's an interesting thing about placement matches this season.

Back in the day, Yeah Classic Ron wait, that's a good one Which line which line So we're in copper.All right, but give me like an OG one.Like I want one that like really speaks to Ron I'm not gonna hit it bro.

I'm not gonna do it We're in copper Listen bro, this is copper.I'm not gonna go super duper try hard mode.I'm gonna chill I'm gonna take it easy on these young bloods, but I want you to go try hard mode Because this is your first time ever playing rank bro.Welcome to the jungle my boy You need to change your card you still have to face I have to tell you I'm stuck with this face thing forever.Oh wait No, you're not bro.You can get it off Alright, all good.

We're on one of the best maps in the history of the game.Bank is an incredible map, bro.Banks?You've never - No!BANKS!Bank!

Yeah, I gotta get out of here.Ron, come on, bro.Hey, listen, I can only play for like literally an hour.So we can play like three games and then I have to go because I have personal stuff to do.

Motherfuckers get girlfriends they don't know how to act, bro.Like, oh my god, man.

Chill, chill, chill.Yo, Ron.Tomorrow, I'm literally gonna - I'm free for the entire A Way Out game, which I'm pretty sure is like seven hours.But y 'all, I'm chillin', bro.Come on bro, you played like 80 hours on my But this is the only game I'm actually sentient at so you're gonna have a good time Yes tomorrow is gonna be peak bro, I'm excited if you want to talk in game chat, it's you hold you and you'll talk I want you to do me a favor.

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Hey, y 'all.

Hey, y 'all.Hey, y 'all.Hey, y 'all.Hey, y 'all.

Hey, y 'all.Hey, y 'all They're fusing site!Ron, they're fusing the windows!Run what's on this window?I'm not even kidding.I heard you watch this Bravo six going dark Did you just No, no, no, no, no, you actually have like CG 1v1.

Well, he's a few some would assume he's on a window Spray him.Let's see a one -tap that if you want a knife or a one -tap.I want a one -tap if you're so fucking good He's a Browns one.Oh Slam fucking one.

I shouldn't have went for that one tap man.Come on.

That's why you died, right?

No, come the frig on.I shouldn't have went for that one tap.

30 ,000 hours.What does he even do?Aware.

Listen, shake that one off kid.We got this, run.Here's what happened.So let me explain siege because you team killed he's probably gonna team kill you.This is why you should neverOkay, go to settings options settings options go to audio scroll down to voice chat input mode Push to talk and then no action.

Yeah, go push to talk and then go to controls Go to controls go to control Ron controls Ron controls Customize controller inputs controller layout.No chat.How does he put on how does he bind it?

What's my bind?How does he bind it?How does he bind it?Someone tell me what my bind is.Yeah, I'll just do - I'll just have it always enabled.Ready?

Hey man, can anyone hear me or no?

Yes, I would not recommend doing open mic.

I want to just apologize.I want to apologize.I didn't mean to shoot you, okay?It was a mistake.I made a severe lapse in my judgment.I want to apologize.

Do not shoot me, okay?I want to apologize.

It's me.It's not you, chat.He already tried that.I don't know what - Stop spamming you.It's not you.What's your goal on siege?

Like what rank do you realistically want to get to bro?Realistically, right?

Well right now they're comparing me to copper and they're saying that i'm plastic three.

I don't know what that rank is Plastic doesn't exist.It's used to describe the worst players of all time.

I'm, not the worst stable fucking one No, I think you got potential kid like i'm gonna be honest.

I think you could actually hit gold Like actually it might take a bad look at this a little bit of time.

Look at this like little like shooting i'm doing Those are called footholds.

Yeah, that's not really that bad of an idea, but why do these guys not spawn in the most common locations?

I never

Because it's too difficult of a game to learn and it's too hard and people have one inch wieners Just like that brava like welcome to siege kid.Where'd he kill you from?

If it's the guy that's killing everyone it's it's always gonna be me He is unranked I had a little kid run up to me at the airport and say that Marlon has more aura than me He was like half the size of me.It's kind of fucked up man.Someone in my chat named jinx.He made me giggle and meow Unfortunately, I actually know that guy do you hear him bro?

Yeah, he's on the roof.

I have some weird chatter names in my fucking chat cops, please Okay, so he's gonna be on the roof and you have a gun you're gonna want to shoot him.Okay, you hear him?

No, no, no, this video is gonna be called jinx Ian Ron first ranked and right now it's a disaster Like I'm dyingam I dying to bronzes?I don't understand what I'm doing wrong chat.

Here's the truth nuke.Here's the truth nuke Maybe that's your deserved rank rank versus what you deserve.

Maybe you deserve this rank Ron if I deserved to freaking bronze, I would not be seven and two loo right now That's not how that works.If I deserved.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.

He's right on the stairs right there Thank God, thank God.

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.All right, all right, we're gonna go down, we're gonna lock in a little bit here.Okay, I don't want you to take this as offensive when I say this.

When a terrible - That's not - That's not what I'm gonna say.

When a bad player is next to me, I literally die.Because you're so bad, you produce so much noise that you get me killed.So, with all due respect, I need a little bit of friggin' space.If you want me to carry, bro, I need some space.

So let me get this straight, you're gonna blame me when I was dead for both the times you died when you lost in aim 1v1 because of sound.

Yes.So we're in copper.The first rule of being a great Siege player, never hold yourself accountable.It's always somebody else's fault.Always.Like, if you want to get to the next level, bro, you always find a way to blame someone.

Learned this from Mingo, and Stompin'.You never say my bad.The words my fault should literally never come out of your mouth if you want to get to the next level in this game.Right now, Ron, you are pawn scum.It's like in The Wolf of Wall Street.I'm Mark Hanna, and you're the, um,

You're the wolf of wall street like right now you are pawn scum But if you listen to these teachings, bro, you can get to the next level ron.There's no reason There's no goddamn reason why you should be owin two in a copper lobby.Wake up kid.Come on So what i'm doing is a very broken strategy, but I don't know if it's gonna work because this lobby is very lowy low Eventually it's gonna work like it has to Little Tips and Tricks by StableRoto.

Yo, chat, welcome to the YouTube video.Say hi to YouTube.Today, I'm gonna show you how to get out of bronze.Now, this strategy is actually a different strategy.If you work on my character, you just put a camera down right here, and you just stare.Now, when the time's right...

Hold on, bro.I'm doing my YouTube intro.Hold on.You basically just wait.Here we go.You just wait.

Everyone just hold.Everyone just hold.Keep holding you could actually do whatever you want.In fact, you could even go on tick -tock while you wait Rob.

What are you doing?Are you in holding garage?Clayton I have to mute you because I need to be able to hear Ron You're producing a lot of noise into your microphone right now.Are you on?TikTok?Ron, are you on TikTok?

Ron, please get off TikTok.What?Yo, lock in, guy!Okay, actually, I'm gonna kill them all now.

They're on the stairs.This one should be an ace.

There's no reason why it shouldn't.This is why mag dumping is bad.Because when you dump your mag like that, I can just move off of it.Come on, sister.See, this is the Nicholas Stewart I know.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is the Nicholas Stewart I know, bro.

Yo, okay.

First things first, I'm the realest.Shout out Iggy Azalea.Second, Shout out her she blocked me on Instagram.Wait, what would you do?

Yeah, I said want to do a stream collab JK I'm on the PlayStation with Uzi right now.

Okay.Well, that's I'm gonna be honestthat's actually fucked out.Um, okay listen, bro Listen we should I know I'm smurfing We should We should get to like gold soon we should get the gold suit like I'm not even gonna lie to you Jinxee bro, you're a piece of shit, you're smurfing for these bronze players.

Yeah I know, we should get some gold soon!I'm trying to win to get us to gold.Clayton bro, do you ever keep that mouth shut?Yo, Jinxee.

Run lock in boy like lock in boy.Like I need you locked bro This is do you want to get the gold or not?Like you're oh and three kid.Come on I'm typing this oh and three shit in my chat now, bro.This is not oh and three lead Welcome to siege every time you go negative your whole chat's just gonna say oh and three lead.Welcome to the game, bro Chat also next discussion kills don't mean everything now in my case when i'm literally just wiping the entire squad Yes, but I am smurfing so I should Kills will mean everything, unless you're me.

Ron, stop, bro.

Ron, lock in, bro.Leave this guy alone, dude.Clayton is a mythical name, though.So you guys want to show you the best window lineup in the game?Rod, come here, come here, come here, come here.Rod, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.

Rod, come here.

Aim like there.

Clayton, Clayton, I'm trying to lock in, bro.I need, like, Clayton, I love you to death, kid.I need to lock in.What did he say?Bob06 going in.Come to me right now.

Come to me right now.I'm gonna show you a cool strat.No, come, come.

I don't wanna come.We're coming, we're coming, we're coming.

You should've just listened to me, bro.

God, you never listen.I have a question riddle me this riddle me this shot when you die and your team is trying to hear what do you do?Do you scream as loud as you fucking can?

You fucking idiot Jinx II shut up ace come here cage right here cage on this thing wall bang right here now wall bang here now Hang it up bro.Hang it up base.So Ron, can I keep it a bean?Oh No when a 21 time champion tells you to come here No me me when a 21 time champion tells you to come here you come to the window, bro Thank you, man, yes, bro, like run if I tell you to make the play come to me I want to get you kills bro.Now.I'm gonna give you another good strat.

Come with me, bro All right, where are you going jewelry alley a parking spawn?Let me think they're gonna go downstairs Spawn a parking front spawn parking front actually no nono no spawn jewelry spawn jewelry.

All right.I'm gonna follow you You're gonna tell me what to do, and I'm gonna go in there and get all the kills.

I'm literally going to run what you're going to do is called entry fragging which realistically i should be doing it but i love you to death kid i'm gonna drone you into the objective all right i'm gonna guide you to the enemies and you yes you have to kill all of them i'm gonna drone you into sight this is what i used to do for stopping the thing is he's stopping and you're you so we're gonna see what happens i'm better than stopping If Stompin' went 0 -4 in a bronze lobby, I think hell would be more likely to freeze over.I'm not even kidding.I'd be more likely to get struck by lightning than see Stompin' go 0 -4 in a bronze lobby.So, spawn jewelry front, I'm gonna drone you into the objective, kid.And when I say I want you to hit your lion, I am literally going to lead you to every enemy combatant, Ron.Lock in.

You could get an ace here.What's annoying you?Lacey is smoking.Yo guys.I'm 30 years old.Why would I care?

Okay, okay Ron we have a problem Do you have a grenade?Do you have a grenade?Do you have a grenade drop drop drop drop drop Ron come Don't push don't push there's gonna be fire.Don't push.I'm just clearing utility.Don't push All right, I'm Don't push watch out this is Thor watch out watch out running and running

out.Run in and run out.Run in and run out!I'm dropping.Run.You are going to get an ace.

Come, come, come.This room is clear.Stop, stop, stop.Not that room.This is clear.Okay, okay, okay.

Ron, watch out for this hole.No, the door, the door, the door.On this ping, on this ping.On that ping.He shot my cam.Sorry, I'm horny.

Sorry.Nice, Ron.

Sorry.

Wait, the flank.Run over here.I put him low.He's over here.Over here, Ron.Over here.

You got him.Run, over there.Run what the speed nice nice get him get him run get him.He should be right in there right on the stairs Hit a lion scan then plant hit a lion scan then plant.I think I know where he rotated.He's gonna be like right here.

He's gonna be right here No, I died to a trap that's what I'm talking about I'll be honest with you prediction is that if I 24 -7 stream what I tried to get to champ.I actually I get in less than a week.

That is legitimatelyimpossible for a multitude of reasons that is legitimately impossible reason number one you'd get stream sniped reason number two there's hackers reason number three you're level 60 you're level 60 most people on it champ so they're like level three or four hundred um reason number five yeah is there any more i need oh reason number five they would give you like don't ever put it in the air that something is fucking impossible for me put that in the fucking air hitting champion in one week on stream is impossible the same way that flying is impossible unless you're like a bird do you have wings i wanted to fly i could fly okay go to the roof okay wait never mind don't do that oh you want me to kill myself no no that's not what i was gonna say wow that's what i was gonna say i'm just saying bro flying's not possible legitimately actually feeling the touch of a woman is impossible for you at jinxy So let me ask you something, if your kid grows up and he's like, damn, I wanna fly, dad, what are you gonna tell him?

He can't do it?

My son's gonna be 0 years old, I'm gonna name him Stomp.At the age of three, I'm gonna plant a Xbox One controller into his hands.At age 18, he's gonna swap to PC and become a professional League player.My firstborn son is gonna be named Nicholas.My secondborn son is going to be named Stompin'.Jinxy, what if you have five girls?

I'm just gonna keep producing.I don't know if I can produce yet.I haven't really tried.

I'm just gonna keep How do you know if you could produce or not you Mike?

It's literally a pack opening much walnuts a pack opening.I'm not even kidding Legitimately, yes, there are certain people aware there are certain people in this planet right now that can't produce and I honestlyI might be one of them Okay, I don't have estrogen I just don't have the most test shoot me in the head and then teabag.All right, let's have a word with him What's your problem pal?I'm watching Drone everything like make sure they're not ratting behind the cars.All right, you're good.

You're good.You're good.Hit a lion scan in five seconds Start slow walking.Slow, slow, slow.They're gonna hear you slow.Yep, slow.

I wouldn't even drone, to be honest.There's probably gonna be a cap can trap on this barricade.Yep, there it is.There's probably gonna be a cap can trap on these doors as well.Yep.Before, oh.

Wait, close left, left, left, left, left, left.Yep, left.Yep, right there.Yep, right there, right there.Yep.I would swing him.

Let's let our nuts hang a little bit.Good aim, kid.Hit a lion.He's still close left.Hit a lion.Kid!

You have a drone, you have two lion scans.You have a drone, you have two lion scans.You saw him, you saw him, you saw him, you saw him, you saw him.Watch out for a cap can trap on this door.You never shot it.Remember you never shot it.

You're now watching a master at work That's wallbangable.

That's wallbangableHe's going to the door, I think.Your recoil's good, bro.He's going to the door.The door.The door.

To the right.What the fuck, Richard?Shoot.Shoot this Fenrir trap.Walk.It's, uh...

Oh, that's a mecha chameleon.He's hiding.Hold on.Run.There's a Fenrir through the door on your left.Through the door on your left.

Your left.The door on your left.Left.Left!Right there, right there, right there, right there!That was the cap again, cap again, cap again, cap again, cap again, cap again.

Close left, close left, close left, cap again.Cap again, or maybe close right.Close right.Oh, it's got shot.Good movement.The way you moved off that flash was actually good.

Ron, that was legitimately good, bro.The way you moved off that, that time we take space, kid.That's what I like to see.Nah, he's better than you.Oh, Ron.Ron, if we were to 1v1, I would literally bash your head into a wall.

Alright, I'm gonna queue and go tank gold.If you get Calypso Casino, listen to me and listen to me clear.Vote.

Wait, my house is getting robbed.My house is getting robbed.

Should I keep queuing?Should I keep queuing?Oh wait, it's gonna be food.Yep, it's gonna be food.Classic.It's gonna be food.

Alright, I'm gonna queue up.Chat, if Ron comes back and we get Calypso Casino, tell him to do no ban.BRB kittens.

My house who the fuck who the fuck did this Jinx II said play casino.Oh my god Chad good eats or bad eats Let me know it's all my gym heads out there good eats or bad eats.Wish I throw it away Is this bad eats stay on God?

How many calories is this you think watch out watch out?oh, watch out, yeah.That's my shot, that's my shot, that's my...Matchmaking error.R .O .

N., join.Found out I wasn't getting robbed.It was actually my door dash.

Oh, really, bro?No way, R .O .N.Dude, I thought you were getting robbed.I was not expecting you to come back with food, R .

O .N.Yeah, bro.

Hey, what food did you get, man?Look at my, look at my, look at my thing.

I can't join, by the way, look.

You can't join.Okay, hold on.

Because I'm in your lobby.Try to invite me, maybe.Try to invite me.Wait, did you actually get the teriyaki chicken with the rice?Yeah, look.FNCS in five minutes?

I don't know if I can watch today, guys.I gotta do something in an hour.

I don't know if I can watch today.

What are you doing that you're so secretive?

It's just personal, bro.It's personal stuff.Aware.No, it's not bad.It's, like, good.Junko, I think it's your turn.

I can't invite you.Try inviting me again.

Alright, let me invite you again.Bro, I'm not kidding.

Chai, it's hard to believe, but eating my - It says, enter multiplayer mode to accept this invite.Okay, just reset your app.

This game's a steaming crock of garbage.

Reset your app.Yeah, I mean, it is what it is. I mean, we could just chat.

Bro, are you ready for streamer games, Ron?

Are you actually?Ron, I don't think it's a good idea for you to do the 100 meter run.

What's your exact team?Who's everyone in your team?Maya, and this chick, she's not that good at being athletic, but her name's Katie B.

I'm pretty sure KDB's like an athletic specimen.Like, yo, I saw last year she was playing basketball.I don't say this lightly, chat.If I played KDB in basketball, I would lose by like 15.It'd be like 21 to 5.How tall is she?

Like 6 '2"? 6 '1"?Brother, brother, brother, she's not better at basketball than me. I'm gonna keep it buck.

Uh, Ron, I've seen you play basketball.It's literally a horror movie.It's actually a horror movie, bro.What is - I'm not trolling.Don't troll.What is actually gonna be your best event at streamer games?

Actually, what are you best at?My chat was saying archery.Is that true?For realsies?So it actually is archery?Dude, my chat said Yugi and Joe are still arguing.

My chat just said the exact same thing, say oh god.

Yeah, they said they're still arguing.I'm gonna check it for like literally five seconds.

I don't believe it.If that's the case, I'm not kidding, they need to just give it up.

Yo, I'm sorry bro.Can we have a discord hug please?

Yeah, sure bro.

Oh my god, they're still poking.Oh brother.Oh brother.Oh brother.Oh brother.All right, see we're in a higher lobby.

We went from copper to bronze.No ban.Vote no ban.I don't want to get Calypso.Actually ban Lair.Voila, ban Lair.

I'm not even kidding.I didn't even notice Lair was there.Okay, eating and sleeping.Eating and sleeping.I'm not gonna lie.Ron, are you nervous to be like a dad one day?

Like, do you want to have kids?Dude, I don't like bro.I just feel like being a dad or like because dude I heard this quote one time I want to be the dad that never was in my life.I want to be the dad that stepped up damn, bro That's actually really cool rom bro.I heard this quote in have you ever seen the movie boys in the hood?

It's a really good movie Uh -huh, and then he's like he's like ricky, right?

Yes, but there's a quote in the movie and he says anyone can be a dad but not everyone can be a father and that was like That quote the first time I saw that movie stuck with me for the rest of my life Like bro, if i'm ever a dad one day and no I don't have an ai kid on tiktok if i'm ever actually a real dad.I want to be Son with bonnie blue.No, if you have if your brain is a toaster on tiktok sure if your brain's a toaster No, bro, when i'm a dad like I actually want to be a good dad man friend said, um Yeah, what's in the cards for you guys?You guys gonna have a kid?

Yeah, she said the first thing that she wants my kid to do Learn like violin in the piano and I said fuck that he's putting on a headset and he's starting up OBS You you're gonna make you you're gonna make your son a streamer Ron what do you think it's harder to do beat?

the NBA or be a top 300 streamer I Feel like feeling and being in the NBA is more RNG like if you're not like I could go outside I could go outside And make a hundred threes in a row somehow I could do it.

I can figure out a way somehow Yeah, not everyone can click the go live button like for subs play Rainbow six each while eating And doing absolutely nothing productive with their life and still making hundreds of thousands a day Okay, but what I think is this chat to be in the nba you have to have a good spawn point You need good rng girl.

You have you can't be 5 -7 and be in the nba But you can be 5 -7 and be a streamer.So I would say for that fact nba is harder What are you talking about you bro?I'm five run.I've met you bro.I'm like 5 -10 I think you're 5 -7 unbiasedly my dick and balls.You're 5 -10.

All right Spudweb okay, true true spudweb and mugsy boats, but that was like what the 80s 70s Remember Isaiah Thomas on like the Celtics he was tiny.All right, let me kill the real team real quick Oh, these guys are actually trying.All right, let me chill.He's like Nice shot Ron double kill kid.Not bad.

Oh I'll just say make it triple, but then I died geech.

Well, what you said is a classic overheat It happens every time you get a kill in siege your penis gets a little bit harder until you eventually end up exploding on yourself It's your name autistic owl.Is it actually or is it artistic?

Be honest autistic

These guys are not pushing classic issue with bronze silver players is they never know when to actually push they just kind of are scared of everything and they don't push Hold on, I'm gonna 1v3, one second.It's all about trigger discipline.So what I just did right there is called trigger discipline.Instead of allowing them to trade me out when I kill the first guy, I let him walk right past me and then kill the plant so they can't win.This is why I'm the truth, bro.I'm trying to get us wins so we can get to gold.

I'm trying, bro.Like, I don't wanna play bronzes.I wanna play golds, man.Ubisoft, please don't ban me.This account's gonna be platinum like a day.Relax.

Hey, Jinxy, I never realized that nobody really likes you.Appreciate that, man.Hope you're doing well.Oh, back to what I was saying.Ron, ask your question again.

Who is the best streamer, but also in IRL?make it good?That's also a gamer.I would say it's me, bro.I'm the best bisexual streamer.Like, I could do all types of shit.

I'm good at games.I'm good at IRLing.I'm good at being a desktop.Like, brother, I could go pro in a lot of games.

Okay, bro, to be honest, it's probably just speed, bro.But do you mean like skill level?Like skill level?

I'm talking about skill.

Oh, skill, skill you.Skill you, you, you, you, you.Skill you, skill you.I think skill you for sure because a lot of people that are good at games don't IRL um at all like at all you actually I'm a Come on Lacey's good at games, bro.

Yes Yo, run I think you're a handsome guy.

Are you a sex symbol?No, dude.You're walking into these ones, bro.Run!You're a good looking guy.You're not a sex symbol, my boy.

In streaming?

Early 2000s Brad Pitt, I would let early 2000s Brad Pitt rearrange my guts retweet No one's gonna retweet that that's uncomfortable.

We asked a simple question I'm just being honest, bro.Who was your celebrity crush going up?

early 2000s Brad Pitt like like

I said, who was your celebrity crush growing up?

First celebrity crush I ever got when I was a little kid was Selena Gomez on Wizards of Waverly Place.Then I watched Transformers, the original one with Megan Fox.And yeah, that changed my life.Transformers, Megan Fox, when she opened up the car hood, that changed my life, bro.That was when I was a kid, bro.But now, man, now my crush is my girlfriend, bro.

My crush is my girlfriend.

We could ever see your girlfriend?Nope.

Literally never.Not doing that.I'm gonna try to flank their whole team.LARP!

Yep, LARP.

It's definitely a dude.I just, oh my god, I just, I think I just shit myself.I think I just shit myself.I thought he was on the window.Nope.For my girlfriend, it's not Bernard, it's not AI, it's not a 36 year old man.

She's a very beautiful, wonderful woman.

Watch this.

Not this guy.God, I hate Leo.Why did I switch?Why did I switch?I didn't blame the team, I blamed myself and held myself accountable by saying why did I switch?God, why did I switch?

I don't understand what's wrong with me.Come on team, please win this.3v2.They're not even in sight.We need to keep winning so we can get out of bronze.Please.

Oh god.Oh brother.Oh brother.1v2.They have no time.They have no time.

They're planting!They're planting!Go!

Go!Go!Run!Run!Run!

He's left!Right there!Yes!Nice!Here's the reason why people get - What'd you get?

Um, Jinxy carry!

Here's the reason why people get stuck in bronze, silver, and copper.They don't know how to attack.They attack like they're scared kittens, and they leave themselves no time.That's two consecutive rounds where these enemy bronzes left themselves two seconds to execute Sight.You're never gonna get out of the bronze if you're a scared kitten.Ever.

For realsies, guys.Dead in bronze and gives round advice.Crowe, 1v1 me, I will pack you up.

You know what I just realized?

Talk to me.

When I went to streamer U, everyone, because there's like a whole video about this now, everyone got a normal bust.My bust was half the size of everyone.

I'm like just realizing this.Bro, Ron, listen up, bro.When we get to these streamer games, man, our team is winning.Like, we are winning.Y 'all can all scrap for second place.We're winning.

No, I can't wait to just beat Joe and something and then he's just gonna get mad and then I'm gonna rub it in his face and then I'm gonna get, I'm just gonna get like so many rage bait out of him.Ugh.it's actually gonna be cinema.

Chat, I'm gonna be honest, like, realistically, if you're betting, like, you're taking our team, chat, let's call it what it is.You guys can say I'm fat or whatever.

You're gonna do, brother, you're gonna do the Mbappe special.

You realize there's a football mode, right?You should have goosebumps on your arms right now.There's a football mode.I'm literally going to be unguardable.Do you know what PK stands for in CyberPK?Stance with player killer.

What?What?What is it?What does it stand for?

Stance with player killer.Like, Ron, there's a football mode.You're not, like, I'm, you're not gonna win.

You know what it is, right?It's literally just kicking the ball.That's what it was last year.

Yeah, it's penalty shootouts, which I won't miss.

You're gonna miss.You do nothing, bro.You don't know how to kick a ball.

Also, chat, y 'all have never seen me in doge and other sports.What have y 'all seen?Golf, basketball, and football?Like, and I, what?I'm a specimen in all three, no?You're horrible at golf.

I'm not bad at golf, I'm not bad at basketball, and I'm literally a phenom in football.

Uh, I was good at football, bro.

That was my jam.I was good at football.I did wrestling too, but I didn't hit puberty, so it was not fair.That shit was so stupid.

Wait, what age did you hit puberty?

I didn't hit puberty until 17.I did wrestling when I was 15.The lowest weight class in wrestling in the state of Florida was 110.I was 18.pounds.I got thrown around like a rag doll.

Never doing that again.

Wait, you didn't hit puberty until I was 17?

Yes.

Were you like a ladies man in school?Like, did ladies look at you?

Uh, what do you think, bro?I was the height of a rock.No.Ladies looked over me.Literally over me. I was five.I was five foot two as a sophomore.

Chat, they're fusing above, this could be an easy flank.See, everything just works off of game sense, guys.Close, oh my god, I know there was two.Oh my god, I know there was two.Ron, did you die?You died?

Yes, I died.I got over -aggressive, you were right, bro.My penis was out, and it felt like it was gonna fucking explode.

I got carried away.The part of Siege is you have to know how to control your boners.This is why I always recommend players should always beat their meat before they get into rank, bro.Because every time you get a kill, your penis is gonna get a little bit harder.And if you're horny, you're gonna get over -aggressive.

What did you used to beat your dick to growing up?

See bro, there's questions, there's personal questions, and then there's that.Like, bro chill.

Big guy of just like getting suffocated, like with their butt on the face.

Oh god.Oh brother.I didn't even want to think about that bro, I'm gonna be honest.Like, bad aim, nice!See, but look bro, they have no time.See what I mean?

This is what bros do.They have no time.They have no time.Look, so now they can't attack.the site because they're baiting.This is Jeff.

Let's see.See that's three rounds in a row.Come on literally you can actually get to gold just putting down cap can traps because nobody drones they run around like chickens so shit Well, because the thing with Sina was Sina Literally, I'm not even kidding when I say this was shooting circles around people.It was some of the worst thing I've ever seen in my life Sina physically could not keep her gun straight and that's why she struggled The thing about you Ron is you can actually aim so like if you pick up anything you could probably get to go Please stop breathing Timeout Sarah slays with a Z like what?

Sarah you're welcome over here.I just want to be honest with you.

We welcome kind positive messages Ron I love playing games with you bro.Hey, I'm excited for tomorrow bro for real.

Oh my god I forgot we're doing no fucking thing.I've never played that game.It's fucking fun a way out I've never I haven't played a story game in forever.Do I pop a green screen behind me?Maybe?

Yes Wait, Ron, you've never played a story game in your life.

I played a couple of story games The biggest story game I played is I beat resident evil on stream.I beat outlast on stream.I beat be another outlast i'll show you another resident evil um i gotta do that broman i don't get you bro i don't get you you've played resident evil which is a scary story game but you haven't played gta 5 story you haven't played red dead redemption 2 story nope i also will say this this is true The thing is..because I actually wanted to play scary games that get scared, but like, what am I going to do, play Resident Evil and see Resident Evil food everywhere?

If I comment on this, I'd be LARPing.I never played scary games, ever.I hate scary games.I only play when my chat like forces me to play.I played like Five Nights at Freddy's, and then I literally played Outlast for an hour and quit.

Five Nights at Freddy's, you got scared of Five Nights at Freddy's.

That game is terrifying.I don't like scary games.I played the original Outlast like three times and quit like three times an hour in because it's so scary.So scary.

I am.What?That doesn't even apply.

Ron, I'm about to kill the whole team, by the way.No, I am a baby when it comes to scary games, so if I speak, I'm LARPing.If I speak, I'm in big trouble.I am Jose Mourinho.I'm about to be inside, by the way.What I'm gonna do is called the double explosion strategy.

We're gonna synchronize this with this and bang See now chapter looking at the other explosion I was not even a bad boy run about a killer.

Oh, genuinely serious.Genuinely.I was a conscious no bullshit.You got clutches.I I need to be able to hear.

I need to be able to hear.If you want me to do this, I need to be able to hear.Run, I have to be alright.

Listen, I can hear you.He's moving.You can hear the footsteps moving if he doesn't stop screaming.He'd be able to hear it Jinx II with his gun out, but he had a reload ice two turns up for the potty Let's go.

Come on.That's what I'm talking about shot.Let's go.Let's do this shit.Nice guys All right.Now we should be in silver because that was bronze ones over for we should Yes Yes, she did that in two games.

Yes.Well, yes, yes, literally.She placed in bronze because I think she went like one in four or five and then she was going to derank to copper.

Wait, so she spent 40 hours trying to get to silver.

Bro, Sina, I'm not going to lie.I still don't understand it to this day.I've never seen a streamer in my life outside of Siege get into Siege.Is it purple?Yeah, that's depressing.Dude, she actually got into the game.

She got to level 50.Bro, do you realize how crazy that is?She, Ron, she played from level zero to level 50, like half off stream, played the game and literally got depressed.Yeah.

Well, she broke her monitor.She, she literally, what did she do?

She broke her monitor, was like sleep deprived, like, and got depression.I don't know.Yo, no ban, so we're less likely to get Calypso Casino.Yeah, respect for getting level 50 getting level 50 is like a challenge in and of itself, bro Why the fuck would you get to level 50 when you could just buy an account?

That's what I did.

Well, because all right, you probably shouldn't okay.Well, because the the thing islike getting to level 50, you're going to actually learn the game.But you're right.Like, I'm not going to lie.

You literally told me to buy an account.You were like, yo, Ron, if you want to play, let's just buy an account.I know it's bannable, whatever it is, but who gives a fuck?Whatever it might be.Let's let's just play today.And I was like, I bet Ludwig said that the core group will completely fail on Twitter.

Nice.Very kind words, actually.Now, what happens if I don't show up to streamer games?Is he going to cry again?

Wait, what did he say?What did he say?Exactly.Come on.He didn't actually say that.

What a lot of Ronaldo's the only good -looking streamer in core and overall it will fail just like the Sidemen how they lost the biggest member They're gonna lose stable Ronaldo soon if they can't keep up with him by giving him the props that he deserves.I Hate this shit, man. I hate this internet.I actually hate this internet shit.Like why make it about me, bro Like yeah, I know I'm better looking than Marlon.I know I'm better looking than Silky.Um, whatever my beat Do you ever start a content group?

Nope, literally.No, I don't know how you guys live apart from your family.

That's cap.That's cap.There was literally a time and this is true.Who remembers this?You won't remember it, chat, because it was a private convo.Remember you wanted to join?

OK, the thing is, though, I would probably like I would probably just want to be a gamer.Do you know what I mean?

Imagine I was FaZe Jinxy.

Where?I just dude.I don't know if I could do that where you guys live away from your family, bro For like long periods of time.

I haven't seen my mom in two and a half years Okay, that's cap.That's cap, but it's okay.You know why because the end of the day i'm playing video games with my friend jinxy All right

Alright, I think if I win this, I need silver.It should be silver.

Yeah, nope.

My chat, no, no, no.Half my chat is just rage baiting.Nope.My mom wouldn't rage bait me.Fuck that.I hear everything know that now Ron, please Ron, please Ron, please Ron, please if I hear that I can pre fire That's right, that's um sense and sense and sense and one's on it Yo, it's on the window ones in the closet.

You can walk up to that shield and punch it you can walk up to that shieldand punch it.To the right, to the right.

To the left, to the left, to the left.

Why would you say to the right when he was to the left?LCOMS!To the right, to the right, to the left.Do y 'all remember that song?Now kick, now kick, now walk it like yourself.Do y 'all remember that song?

LCOMS?I'm trying to get this kid some sense of urgency.Like, I gotta guide him.He's not gonna do anything if I don't say anything.

I'll be honest with you, best thing, or the best song, excuse me, the best song growing up in gym was the one that goes cha -cha real slow.Do -do -do, do -do -do, do -do -do, do -do -do, to the right.

Bring it back now, y 'all.He's right, bro, he's right.Ron, one thing about you, bro, is you never tell a lie, man.That song was peak.Dude, when I was in fifth grade, our class learned Michael Jackson's Thriller, the entire dance, and performed it in front of our parents at the end of the year.Actually cinema.

I'm starting to think that you were in the special needs class.

No, I was not.No, I was not.

No bullshit.You wanna know something?What?And I'm not trolling for the stream.I swear to God.I told this story before.

I used to, and I realized it as I got older, like around like 20, 21.I think I figured this out during like COVID.During like my whole middle school and high school life, I would at least get pulled out of my class to be in a class with three kids.What age did it stop Bro, but I think that's just like detention bro, like what do you mean?I would go to a new class

Okay, here's my question.Was your class a portable?Like, did it have...I don't know how else to describe it.Was it a portable?Like, it was small.

Like a small, small room?Like a tiny room?You had an IEP.Wait, what is IEP?IEP.Chatty's literally right there.

Chatty's wait.Chatty's literally right there.Chatty's wait chat or like run out and throw a C4 and have fun.Wait, what is what the fuck Richard from?I remember that like Vine maybe?Rod, do you remember?

SECONDS!FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!THAT'S HOW LONG IT TOOK YOU TO PISS ME OFF!This guy had a cross mat.Uh, haven't felt the touch of a woman all through high school, didn't go to parties, and played Siege all day.Sure.

Yeah, I just didn't feel the touch of a woman, bro.Like that's all it is.You can either feel the touch of a woman or feel the touch of champion.It's one or the other.You can't have both.

Can I be honest with you?Talk to me. I never, and I know it's hard to believe, but like no girls would talk to me in school, like ever.

no like there was only like one girl that talked to me Okay, I'm gonna say it I'm gonna say it in high school bro girl if you're short you can't get a girl I'm not even kidding.I didn't hit puberty till I was 17 wrong short bullshit No, I'm not even kidding in high school, bro girls just care about height.

I Swear there was this there would be kids my age and like they weren't even good -looking But they would just be like so skinny to the point where they have rib cages showing and they girls would be six -packs They would just go to them.It made me so fucking mad, bro.Like, I remember, bro.I remember.There was a couple kids in my school.They weren't ripped.

All they would have, they would just be super fucking skinny and they would take all the girls from everyone, bro.

Like this like the kids that are so skinny.They have abs like the skinny ass.

Yeah, it wasn't like abs bro And the worst part is too like I don't know about your school, but my shit was kind of weird like There would be like a circle of like girls and guys and they would all just are Alternate of just dating each other.

Yep.Yep.Yep.He's right.He's right.It would all stay in one friend group.

That's all Yeah, they gave kept like talking and like kissing and hanging out and what is hypergamy sat hypergamy sat what is that what is that i saw a couple people type that let me look it up hypergamy now let me say this bro uh just say you had no game bro no it's not that i had no game i physically could not produce semen i could not not i was i'll be honest with you i didn't have cum until i was like 15 Hypergamy is the practice of dating or marrying someone who has a higher social status, more money, or a better educational background than you do.It is definitely called marrying up.The opposite of hypergamy is hypogamy.even true that's not even true in high school in high school girls would literally date dudes who like had horrible attendance vaped and skated because they were like skinny and tall they would date the quote -unquote bad boys like and now those kids are like potheads like if you're short in high school bro it's hard bro like i love y 'all it's hard good luck It's hard girls won't even give you a second.Look I was him bro.I was him like I was the short kid You're still short i'm literally slightly above average height i'm like five nine and a half five ten i'm not the same height as you i'm literally barely taller than you literally You're not but okay rich height is five foot seven i'm five ten Okay, I guess that's a head shot.

This kid's not silver four Watch this.Tell me where to go.Tell me where to go.Teach me.Oh, he crouched.Uh, okay.

Right, right, right, right, straight, straight, straight, right, left, start crouching.You're gonna run into an enemy.Wait, wrong, they dropped lobby.Okay, if you go up the stairs and look left, someone's there.He's coming to you, coming to you, coming to you.He's gonna be right here, right here, right here.

Flank this.Yo, if you drop lobby, you'll...Actually, I don't know.Down the satch, down the satch, down the satch.

Good luck, everybody.

Nice run good job.Good job.Good job.I don't know where the other guys are.I think they're inside to me, too Let me see.Yeah, don't they're in sight.

They're in.Um, I believe b -side now watching a master at work or no a site They're in a site.Sorry.Yep a site.They're in a site.They're gonna try to plant walk up to the store look left Yep, yep, yep in that room.

I would wait for the plant.I would walk through the door and take the 2v1 You need to isolate to gu - ZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOMBZOM If you learn, oh my God, I never showed Ron quick peeking.Oh my God.You're like driving a car with no steering wheel right now.Bro, if you learn quick peeking, your wiener's actually gonna get larger.I'm not even kidding.

What do you call a spider with 10 eyes?

I honestly, I don't know.Okay, Ron, spawn alley access, spawn alley access.Bro thinks he knows something niche.I don't know something niche.I'm showing a very common strategy that's very efficient to a new player.You literal asshat.

I have to go to the gym soon.Do you go to the gym?in the night time or the other day time?

My gym closes at like 8 so you guys can type cap all you want so I gotta start posting on Instagram to like make sure myself's updated.I'm literally about it.You know how you can have like a story thing that shows like past stories or whatever like a highlights.I'm gonna make a highlights that say day one, day two, day three, day four.

No you have been in the gym for the past like three days so just depends how many days you plan on doing that for.One day run come to this window in the action phase.I'm gonna show you quick peeking.I'm gonna show you good You know your lean buttons, right?You know, I just need you to know your lean buttons cuz I'm controlled or in your mouth.Yes.

All right God, it's kind of weird.I don't know how to explain quick peeking It's like breathing, but I'm gonna try to explain it The gym for people to copy my like routines.

I'm trying to keep it.I'm trying to keep my physique Stop being fucking stupid for once in your life.Why why would I?Why would I sit here and give people my routine so they could look like me when I'm trying to keep that bullshit?

Right here.All right, all you're gonna do this is literally it instead of like peeking a door like you did last game You're going to do this Run stop stop.See I'm doing this I mean, right?I lean left, I lean right, I lean left, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right, I lean right,like get on it like view it like view it don't oh you should have just said that for him run do you want to make a big time play with me run do you want to make a big time play with me ready yes three two one game time this is where heroes are made no so do you want to come yo lola come you stupid fuck There was someone behind us.

I thought you were gonna clear it.Maybe use your fucking mic.You dumbass.Are you fucking stupid?

I'm trying to clutch and you're making this Refired by a silver player, I guess Generally just got slammed generally to refired by a silver player like I'm gonna lose it in a minute here my god I'm getting fried this game Yeah, but Ron, the thing about siege is like the most important thing is perspective and peekers advantage and like that's what you need to understand if you want to get to like plat and stuff.I've reached champion 21 times with a positive consecutive KD every single time bro.You're talking to literally the truth.That's physically impossible.Physically impossible.No, he couldn't.

Celtic Shack emote, high five.Why is this an emote?It's obviously just gonna be used for negativity.Like why is that an emote?I didn't say anything bad.I said negativity See this is the classic - So run.

Run.No, no, no.

Run.I told you I have to go at 8 p .m.Literally five hours ago before I was even live.I told my chat I had to go at 8pm.Not 7 .41.

Yeah, but I can't start a game because I have something to do at 8pm.I have something to do.

Be honest, Jinxy.

Talk to me.

Do you like her more than me?

Bro, what do you mean, bro?Like, what are you trying to say, bro?Bro, Ron, I love you to death, kid.Like, what do you want me to say, bro?Bitch, that's not L -Friend.That's not L -Friend.

So when you gonna tell That we did that too She thinks it's fine But it's all we use, that was our place, you found it first.Sorry.Okay, Ron, listen, bro.Let me say this to you, man.Um, to get to the next level in Siege, I want you to understand, do you know what peeker's advantage is?Do you know what that is?

What the fuck is the matter, daddy?Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege is a game where ping is very important.If I - everybody has input delay.Everyone.It doesn't matter who you are, where you are, everyone has input delay.If I peek you, and you are slow to ping,

an angle, I'm gonna see you before you see me.That is what peek's advantage is.You need to use that to your advantage.The saying is called in Siege, swing or be swung.It's a very important saying to learn.LARP!

I dedicated my life to the game.I mean, if you guys are gonna say everything's LARP, I'm gonna lose it, bro.That's literally not LARP.

Swing or be swarmed, right?

Swing or be swarmed.Yes, swing or be swarmed.

Okay, so you're telling me that I should swing more?

Yes.But it depends, like, angles you should hold is like pixel piece, bro.I bet, I bet.Grounded.

Or get swung.Swung me and killed me when I swing.How does that make any sense?

You shoved your head on a window like an undisciplined swine, and then you died because of it.

Tell me after I fucking died what my problem was cuz Rob that's not swinging that stuff in your head window You know, this is this is why certain coaches need to be fired.

See I synchronize everything every time I make noise I move off of it.

That's why I'm the truth friendly operator Okay, show us why you're the truth.You see can't one before he's just carried by stompingcan't 1v2.He's just carried by stomping.Oh my god.

Oh my god.Oh my god.

Oh my god.Oh my fucking god.I guess stomping's gonna lose to a 1v1.Holy shit.You're actually washed.

I mean, I just died to a 60 FOV freaking player, bro.60 FOV.Yeah, CelticShack, it's a 1v4 chat.Get off my DZ.

I'm gonna start calling you...Nicholas Douglas -Stewart from Larpin Springs, because there's no way you're a champion.Your brain is a toaster, bro.

No, that's like something my chat would say.There's no way this guy is a fucking champion.Ron, you're right.I'm not a champion.I'm a 21 -time champion.Orronk.

I'm a 21 -time champion, Cade.Like, that's what I do, bro.

Damn, bro, what am I gonna do when you leave, bro?I have no friends to hang out with.Lacey's getting high.Silky's not here.Jason is hanging out with Ludwig.Adapt is left.

Marlon doesn't pick up my phone calls.You're my only friend right now.

Well, Ron, guess what?Tomorrow, we're gonna play A Way Out together the whole game, so...

Yeah, but I don't wanna do that tomorrow.I wanna get a way out of this problem right now.

Well, Ron, I don't know, man.Maybe just have a great time, have a great night, hug your girlfriend or something, and then, bro, tomorrow, I'ma see you, bro.Like tomorrow, I'm gonna see you in a way out bro chat.I'm, sorry.

It's a short stream like guys fuck of you count make every what?

How does that apply to the situation?

Get out of my chat, bro.I don't want to play video games with you.No, wait, what did I vice type exactly?

What did he type?

He said i'm here after don't worry son.

Yo chat I'm gonna check on joe and yugi if they're still arguing i'm actuallygonna - They ended, they ended.Oh, they ended.

You didn't see how it ended?

No, Yugi's still alive.

Joe's fucking vein on his forehead exploded so he had to go to the hospital and they had to end.That's not what happened.

His cortisol levels were so high.

Who needs to qualify for fortnight that's entertaining or is it not entertaining?

Oh, that's fun to watch.Um, I Don't know Dude, Ron, you know what sucks FNCS brands is the exact same dates as streamer games.I found that out.Yes the exact same dates and time Literally, that's what I said move it to the third.I mean, they're never doing that Nope, that's how you literally never get out of Bronx That's the worst mindset ever.Sometimes Rainbow Six Siege is the gulf of first -person shooters, and you have to treat it like that, bro.

It's like golf.Ah, stop it.Stop it.You don't even have to finish your sentence.He's the best player ever.It's not even funny.

Teammates are so fucking stupid that I don't even know where to go.Wait, Thermite could plant.Ron, watch out.I wouldn't shove your hat on that.Okay, that's a good angle.That's a good angle.

That's a good angle.He's close right, I think.Wait, let me see.Ron, you have to win this.You have to win this.Shh.

Close left.Close left.Close left.Close left.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Right there.

Right there.Right there.

You have four Yings.

Do you know how to...Wait, one's bottom square!Where you just looked.One's bottom square, one's on the B bomb.One's bottom square, one's on the B bomb.You're good.

Run!If you go to the window, crouch up to the window.Oh no, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that.Stop, stop.Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave.Go left, go left, go left.

Stop!Go left, go left.Left, left, left.Crouch up to this window.Go to the left!Crouch up, crouch up to the window.

Yo, are you trying to, like, fake me?Crouch up, crouch up.Okay.You could bank a Ying in there and then jump in.I would bank a Ying in there and then jump in.Not yet, no, no, no, no, no.

Now take the defuser and plant.Take the defuser and plant.Right here.Perfect.Take the defuser and plant.And then you could bank another Ying.

I would bank another Ying off the ceiling.

Well done, Kade.

Do you want me to backseat or do you want me to just not talk?I mean, what do you want me to do?

have so much vibrations in that bald head of yours that it like sends like certain type of energy frequencies to me so just shut up okay just sometimes i'm still here if you need onego fuck yourself, bro.You're not playing with me.Tell Ron in the chat.

Ron, um, do you have like a, would you do the challenge Cynna did on Siege or no?

So that's the only thing, right?Is how long would it actually take me if I said like, oh, I'm going to solo queue to like gold.

Gold?Oh, God.I don't know if like, bro, the thing is, I don't know if that would end.Silver, you might get placed in like bronze.I don't know if that would end, bro.Like, I don't know if you're a PC gold yet.

It's kind of hard.I don't think you are, to be honest.

How is Ron mogging Jinxie in his own game?Yeah, bro, I don't know, to be honest with you.Like, we just played this today.I was like, okay, you know what?This would be fun, whatever.But like, I thought this guy would have gotten me to, like, silver or plat by now, you know?

Bro, we haven't even lost, bro.You can't even play.We have not lost.

Okay, do you mind if I make a stable or an auto play or not?

Every time you say that you end up like getting killed.

So now the one thing Distractions in a video game is a big headache.We're gonna run through here chat.Look at this play -by -play.We're gonna run through here We're gonna destroy this chamber now.Call me dumb.Everyone.

Call me dumb.Go ahead.Call me dumb They're also gonna destroy this one now.Call me dumb now.Call me dumb now.Call me dumb Are you putting new jammers in the center of the fucking carpet aware watch this ready quiet quiet on set?

What is he doing?Rather rappelling up to the window.Rappelling to your left.Rappelling to your left.RAPPELLING TO YOUR LEFT!RAPPELLING TO YOUR LEFT!

I TOLD YOU NINE FUCKING TIMES!AND THEN I DIED TELLING YOU!

Bro.I was spectating Ron and then - You know what it was, chat?

You know what it was, chat, chat?You know what it actually was?I'll tell you exactly what it was.I'm trying to hear and he's screaming.He's right!I'm right, I'm right!

You - You're a psycho.Dude, you're a psycho.You died to what I called out nine times.I could not have been more clear.You're sentient, right?You're a sentient human, right?

I said repelling to your left nine times.I didn't know if you're talking about my left or - WHOSE LEFT WOULD IT BE IF IT'S NOT YOURS, BRO?SCOREBOARD.I died coaching him.Like, what?Yo, two of them are crouching in bottom lobby.

Wait, SCOREBOARD.

SCOREBOARD.Yo, two of them are crouching in bottom lobby.Listen to the actual top frag, please.

Osa, site window, two bottom lobby.Osa, site window, two bottom lobby.

Osa, site two, window one under.

Yo, that is the most butchered call I've ever heard.Osa, site window, two lob.Osa's still there.

Oasis is to the left, just so you know.I told you, I was right.I was right once again.

Rebelling in, rebelling in, rebelling in.He's in, in, in.Inside, inside, inside.Bad aim, bad aim.Oh brother.Oh brother.

That was rough.What is it, Oasis?I don't know.I don't know.Yep, we're about to lose the game.When you go to overtime, it goes to five in ranks.

Probably should've said that.So now I'm gonna lock in.I'm not gonna spectate you and then die.Like, come on.But yeah, but that's the Nicholas Stewart mock.I'm spectating Rod and then he...

Okay.I'm spectating Rod and then he armor -oos up the hatch, like, all right.Like, just so stupid.Give us a Mike Johnson is small ride.Okay, that's brain rot.

I gotta sneeze.Drive permission.

Do you have permission to sneeze yet?

You ever about a sneeze when you sneeze you feel like your whole fucking throat is gonna fall out No, that sounds horrible.

Have you ever sneezed farted at the same time?

So one time I got food poisoning where I'm not kidding I'm not trying to be funny for stream.Nothing.I got food poisoning to the point where every time I farted it Diarrhea would come out.Oh my god.

That's horrible.

No, no, I'm serious.I'm serious But as diarrhea was coming out I was throwing up at the exact same time.Oh And it happened for four hours at 3 a .m.In the morning And then I woke up and I have to go to the hospital and they told me that I was like on the verge of like So much dehydration where I could've like passed out and like died.I had to get like three IVs in me.

Oh god.

Oh god, bro.I'm actually sorry.That sucks, dude.

Alright, Ron.You wanna rush site?No, come, come, come.Sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, sparking, spark because i have a broken angle that i want to show you watch what i'm about to do this is the best angle in the game i'm not kidding i don't need to drone on this all right nobody's garage we're good i totally lied but it turned out nobody was garage walk walk don't run walk oh my god i see his feet bro they barricaded everythingRon, just keep crouching till we see his feet.We're gonna play like absolute delinquents.

Keep crouching, dude.Pop shot!Pop shot!Nice, Ron!

Hold on, there's an enemy combatant right here.

When I knocked one, I knocked one.He's like 10.He's like 10.Jump in the window and plant.Jump in the window and plant.Jump in that window and plant.

Trust me.Right there, right there.Run to the corner.The corner.Plant.That's the best plant spot in the game.

It's all metal.You can't die.You're now watching Nice Ron you're pre -firing you Like how you actually pre -fire though, like I would be idle I love that way much what other streamers pretty firing like that, bro That's not but doesn't really see I like that out of you kid Someone tell lays to come up with the samsung because the jinx he's getting off after this and I need content Okay, lockers lockers lockers lockers lockers.We got one more.

I'm not okay.This is the rulesand everyone's gonna agree with this in this chat.We're not leaving Rainbow Six Siege until we end on a win.So if we lose this, we gotta go again.

Ron, I literally - You have to, you have to, you have to, you have to, you have to, you have to.Okay, so then don't die.So then don't die.So then don't die.You're just gonna team kill me.Like, I know you, bro.

I know this.I know this.No, yeah, yeah, I know this.I know this.Ron, have you ever seen that TikTok?Shut the fuck up, bro.

The guy's in a grocery store trying to meet a minor and somebody's recording him and he's like, yeah, I know this.I know this.I know this.So have you guys seen this?Classic.

Have you seen the one where the guy says, rest in peace, pop, smoke.And then he just like swings every single fucking thing off the grocery thing.

So chat, let me say this, bro.I have not.The two nights, oh no.When Ron was sleeping in my bed, he would go on TikTok.I'm not kidding.Ron's brain is a toaster.

He scrolls through his tick -tock.It is the most brain rot tick -tock I've ever seen in my life.Like I'm talking the tick -tocks on rocks phone are Literally brain rot.It's insane.His brains a toaster, bro Gaming stuff Ron's tick -tock would be like a shirtless homeless guy with peanut butter like dancing like Ron's tick -tock was insane Wait shield back.I got shit on kill three after user

Don't tell this watch out he's in there.It's a 4v2.You got it.Well, I got you shit on me, bro Like I just show me you got this run.Not bad kid.Good recoil Ron, I think they're both there.

They're both there.Well, yes, they're both there both of them.That's a good angle ron.That's it.No, no, that's good That's good.That's good.

That's good.Three two one jeech.Don't move your idiot teammate might shoot you That's a good angle ron.That's a good angle almost almost once running up the stairs jaeger running at you the door the door jaeger the door Oh my god, we're gonna lose this stop.Stop.Stop moving.

Stop moving ron.That's a good angle Oh, no, you got shown you got done one's on the left side of the door one's on the right side of the door.Oh, no No, they split up they split up once here.Thanks.You hit him that guy's low one of these about flanking you flanking you Nope, you got it.Just isolate this gunfight.

Yep The last guy's inside.Oh my thing.I'm a being on my yellow bank standing on the yellow bank standing me up a bank standing on my yellow bank I was literally gonna saydo not peek him because he has to plant.He has to plant, but it's all good You got horny.Oh, man.

Good try.Can I swing?

Why did I have more kills than jinx?

He's the real question seriously are all right, bro, Ron.I'm off, bro Hey, I will see you tomorrow for a way out