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Okay, put the blindfold on, Harper. Kato, go first.
Okay.
Okay, ready?
Anyways, um, so guys, how's your day today?
What the heck? Was that real?
Uh, maybe?
Did you just kiss her?
Oh my god.
It was on the cheek, it was cute.
No, no, no!
I have a boyfriend!
Somebody help! Why do you look like you're growing something?
I need someone to pull it down! Pull it down! It's stuck! Why are you crying? I'm not kidding, it's totally stuck!
It's totally stuck! Put your arms up!
Put your arms up!
It's stuck on me! Let go! Let go! Dude, relax! Stop moving! I need you to calm down!
You're swelling! We're gonna have to cut it off of him!
I'm not kidding! His arms are turning red!
He's swelling! Oh my god turning red. He's swelling.
Oh my god, wait, it's actually stuck.
No, we can do this, Kato.
Are you going up?
Wait, stop, stop, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, you're gonna rip it.
Wait, wait, chill.
Relax, Cash.
Take deep breaths.
I need your arms to stay up. Okay, ready? Breathe out in three, let all your air out in three, two, one. Oh. Look at your arms up. Can you get your arms up?
He's swelling guys, he's swelling.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not going around like this.
Stop.
Did you untie it?
No.
Wait, you didn't untie it?
There's so much stress on it.
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Get started freeOh, sorry. This episode should be like Cash Gets a Drug. There's so much stress on it!
This episode should be like Cash Gets a Drug. I need to sit down. Can you keep your arms together up here?
Like that? Keep them together. Help. Wait, is this a zipper? Don't unzip me! Don't unzip me!
Dude, the fact that you didn't unzip it or Don't unzip me! Oh my god. Dang bro, it's stressing. The stress on this right now is insane. I can't see. Why were you crying? Because I thought that he was like genuinely giving me...
I'm not kidding guys.
Oh my gosh.
The stress that is on my chest right now is not good. Stress or dress?
What?
Sit up, sit up. Okay.
It doesn't quite... Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh oh my god wait turn around guys show him your back your like arms are just big together dude why did I say why did I think he'd be able to fit in it?
Like, I just thought breaking it.
Yes. Yes.
Keep going. Keep going. You're making it fit.
He's going to hurt his rib cage.
You're breaking.
You're breaking.
You're breaking. That's good, that's good, it fits right there. Wow, that's a savvy. Do I look pretty?
Hey, do a little throw.
Give us the 360.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Slick's in the slide screen. Oh, what the?
You ripped it.
You ripped it.
You ripped it.
The corset is what I'm struggling with.
Cash has the same body type as me you know what a corset is oh?
Man wow hey don't yell
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get out. I was crying earlier I don't think you understand my shoulders actually my shoulders were like this and they were folding in were you genuinely actually scared yeah
That's what it felt like.
No, no, like, I know you're...
It's like your shoulders are stuck and you're like... And like you feel like crying and it's funny at the same time.
I gotta get this off before I get too many shorts made out of this. That is crazy. Bro, it's like... So this dress I got this dress as a Valentine's gift for Kinsey as a joke Because in the video so I told her like a week before it came in I said hey I bought dude, what are you doing? Ripping it there you go. No, you can wear it like that Why'd you jump up so fast for that?
Can you sit down?
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Oh my god.
OK.
I was thinking the same thing either.
You just lifted him up.
Thank you.
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So I got the dress for Valentine's for Kinsey as a joke, but like a week before it came in, I like prepped her for the video. I was like, Hey, I am go. I got you a dress. I ordered you a dress for our date on Valentine's day. She was like, that is so sweet. Like, oh my gosh, I have such a good husband. He's so amazing. And then the dress comes in and it's that dress. And so I put it in a bag and everything and I give it to her. So she's at this point thinking like, man, like what a good husband.
He got me a dress for Valentine's Day. She opens it up. The ugliest thing you've ever seen. I thought it was actually kind of pretty, I can't lie. Really? I got a lot of comments saying that too. I tried to get a dress that was like-
Why did you just say that when I was the only one wearing it?
All right, Cash, not everything is about you.
No, I got a dress that was like, I knew wasn't Kenzie style, so she'd think it's ugly, but I also knew like, it was like almost good enough where she'd think it was serious. I didn't want to talk about that dress. Yeah, but anyway
So I gave it to her and she thinks it's legit. She thinks it's like a serious gift. Why is your leg like that?
Oh my gosh
What? Because you did that to me when I did that. This is a manly stance. You were
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But Kinsey thought it was a real gift and then Kate was like making fun of the gift like oh my gosh it's so ugly and she's making fun of it and everyone's making fun of it so then Kinsey starts to cry cuz she feels like she did cry I can she was sincerely crying and then I had to go up there and tell her it was fake that was for a joke and I actually felt bad I felt bad you cried you're not
yelling you're fine what is wrong with him him? I don't know. Stop it.
Calm down. It's the Red Bull.
Okay, the only way or the only thing the only uh...
And the firefighter said that! And the firefighter He took his fudge Wait no hold on he's the fire truck and the firefighter
Alright
Um no it was um the only thing that I thought was so funny was when Kato was like
I thought the dress was really pretty and then you're like you're like, well, why are we still on about talking about that?
You want to go to the bathroom? You've been watching way too much kpop demon hunters, okay Do you watch that show?
I had, I was forced to.
You watched the movie?
Mm-hmm.
Really?
I was forced to watch it with my sister.
Forced?
Yes.
And you liked it, huh?
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Not even the soundtrack?
No, I, no, actually I liked the last song win a Grammy. Wait, did they win? No.
I was gonna throw something on my TV if they didn't. Nah, I'm sorry. K-pop Demons Hunter, they should have won a Grammy just for the aura of it. For the hype of it. That would have been pretty good. Although, I'm not gonna lie, I've never seen the movie. What's it about? It's about the demon boy band that they're trying to get. I don't know. I don't know what it's about actually.
All I know is the song. Why is he staring at me like that?
He keeps doing the speed face. That's what it looks like almost. The speed face? Matt is obsessed with speed in his face. I don't understand. He always talks about speed's face. And it's kind of concerning, Matt. We're all getting very concerned about you Thank you. Thank you anyways. Oh, so what is the movie about see the face?
No, it's it's just about like these three girls that are like have these like super great voices And they like go against like this these demons that came from underground and came up as like real humans
And they're like the hottest boy band up there. You're my soda pop my little soda pop why do you
uh it's like perfect but for children yeah exactly yes with demons how does someone even possibly come up with that I don't know I think AI came up the storyline I'm actually convinced that they probably did no imagine imagine being in a writer's room it was so, so we're gonna have demons and they're gonna be a boy band and it's gonna be kpop a battle How does someone ever say why I blew up so much? I guess I'm just obsessing over the three girls if you guys live in Australia or Europe
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I'm done hiding.
Okay, great. Is it gonna be a whole other fiasco like that? No, no. I want to be the cat. OK.
No, no. We're saving those. Really?
We're going to do a whole K-pop episode? Yeah, apparently we're doing a K-pop episode, they said.
No, that's what they said.
Have you watched the show? No. For singing believe it or not. Yeah, we're that good. Yeah, they were like dang Maverick. You sound just like we were singing the milkshake song Apparently you literally a copywriting for singing the song we were singing it when I was doing the dance with Embry and Yeah, they copyrighted stop it. Stop. Yeah Why is he trying to get our ads in taking away? What's happening? We'll kick you off the pod. I'll just saying I'll just saying cash looks so good in that dress
Hey, don't comment if you guys like Kate or Kato better Kate or Kato better Okay, don't comment that don't comment that actually no don't comment that we don't want to hurt Kate or Kato's feelings You don't want her Kato's feelings. I know what they're gonna say. They're gonna be like, oh we love Kate get rid of Gato No, no, I think you're I genuinely this has been so good. It's been so good. Why is my glazing him? No, it's been good Cash said like hey should Kato be like the next host. I did not say that I said I did not what I Texted me remember he texted me that he was like, okay I don't like Kate Remember
It was he said you think Kden. No I did not.
Dylan!
Yeah, no, no, he did.
I witnessed it. Y'all are manipulative. That's what y'all are.
No, no, don't trust it.
Wait, no, no, I actually want to see real quick. In my phone? How did I know you're gonna do that he didn't like that you were fiddling with it. No, please don't get it No, it's just when uh, when you give when you fiddle around when you fiddle around um, it makes me angry and And I get I do bad things when I'm angry, yeah No, unfortunately just messes with the microphone That's why mine has tinfoil on it,
because it lessens the frequencies.
What are you saying?
That's why my audio sounds better. Have you guys seen the pink fork photo? Oh my gosh, yes.
I'm not even kidding.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Have y'all seen, have you guys seen it? Don't even say anything about it. Don't even say anything about just show them the photo Let me see it. Okay. All right, we're gonna pop this up on screen We'll leave it up there for a minute So the audience you guys are gonna get a stare at this and there is an item in here
This is a real photo of something. It's not a prank. All right, can you guys see anything in this?
What do you see Kato? Do you see anything? Wait what the heck? I see a water, I see water droplets. I see water droplets. Oh I see a rug with forks on it.
Okay they got that way faster. Well it's because y'all ruined it. You said have you seen the pink forks? Yeah no it was like the pink forks photo. You don't say that. Please stop yelling. If you don't call it, yeah. Why are you saying that? No, you're not supposed to do that. You're supposed to show people the photo. He said pink forks. So that's how I felt every day for the past two months. Obviously they're looking for the forks on the photo. You just ruined it for everyone, Mav. Congrats. Can we stop blaming stuff on Mav?
Yes, thank you.
Let's start blaming it on Kenzie.
Why did you ruin the photo? The pink fork photo? Why would you call it that? Why wouldn't you just call it the pink photo?
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Get started freeDo you have another one?
No, I don't have another one. I thought I did.
Ugh.
The pink fork photo is good though. I'm gonna send it to Michael. Guys, hit that note. I'm done hiding. No, we need it copyrighted.
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Yes.
That would be so good. That was like, oh my gosh, you are like, bro. Yeah. Graduated college from like Harvard. Close. She did graduate college.
I did.
We're from. Yeah.
Mary Harden Baylor.
Which I don't know. Yeah, exactly.
You know, I graduated.
I have a I actually have a super hit in town. I want to show everyone.
You already for this.
No, no, no did the same thing. Can you see me?
Yes. Hold up a number, ready?
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Get started freeWith one hand, hold it up.
Ready? Go.
Four.
He really wants to hit him.
Was it four?
Yeah, that's what it was.
Wait, hold on.
Restart. I felt interference here.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no it, but Harper, hold up a number. Ready?
Go, ready? One.
Okay.
That was pretty impressive.
Hold up a number, hold up a number. Is she actually holding up a number?
Yeah.
I can't see if she's holding up a number.
I am.
Yes, she is. Okay, I'm gonna go one. What? Okay, wait, how did he do that? Is that how I actually get it right? Yeah, how did you do that?
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Okay, hold up a number. Um, hmm. I'm gonna say, are you showing it where the camera can see it? Yes. Because I don't want to look like an idiot.
She is, she's holding it up where the camera can see it. Stop looking at it! I'm going to say it's behind her head.
There's a little people.
No, but if you hold it down like this, you actually can't see anything.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
I got it.
Anyways, I got a talent ready. Somebody touch my finger.
You're yelling.
Kato.
Whoa.
You're on lock.
Today.
I know.
Listen.
can we make sure you punish you?
I'm going to punish him. I don't know what that means, but can you get away from me? Okay, ready?
No yelling.
Somebody touch my finger with a random part and I'm going to guess it like touch it with your hand and I'll guess if your hand. Like touch it with your hand and I'll guess if your hand or you can touch it with your foot and I'll guess if it's your foot or whatever. Ready?
That was Kato's lips.
You guys like that? That was good. Yeah. Why? That's also very sus too.
That's very concerning.
It's sus that you thought of that first.
Wait, I wasn't ready. Do it again. I'm stumped. No, no, no. Do it again.
No, you're looking!
Alright, alright. Pull it down more. Alright, Cash is going to play. Guess the body part. Alright. Okay, go. Okay. Go somebody go ready. Okay, guess the body part. Here we go You gotta like give it a little rub or something, okay, give it a little rub
Lipstick no Let me try let me try let me try somebody put some on my finger I know they did wait do it again do it again do it ah that's Red Bull. Nope. No. What are you doing to me, Kenzie? What are you doing?
What is it?
Oh my God.
It was her fingernail.
Cash, you get one more guess.
You get one more guess.
Okay, okay, okay.
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Get started freeCash, put it down.
It actually is down.
No, it's not.
Oh, look the other way. Look the other way.
Look the other way, Cash! I mean, my head don't go 360, dude! What you want from me? Wait, I just felt a touch.
Hold on, hold on. Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Yep. Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
I'll be honest, that felt like a bottle.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! a bottle what's on my finger right now I can't breathe what's on my finger I get it's still there I feel it
don't take the white bulldog rum
it's gonna be bad it's slime It's still there I feel it. It's slime It's glue! Oh my gosh!
I know this smell.
No, I do. That's terrifying that you know it.
The noise it made.
It's a beauty product.
It's a beauty product. It's one of Kenzie's beauty products. Nope. It's not. product. It's one of Kenzie's beauty products. Nope. It's not. Is it sour cream? No. What are you smelling? I'm actually like... You're peeing right now? Yes. Why are you peeing right now? It's a bathroom. You're how to use it. OK. My mascara's coming off.
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Get started freeIt made it.
It went.
Pop.
Ew.
That's what I didn't like.
That's what I didn't like.
Bro, this hurts.
I literally hurt from the mascara right now. Oh, yes. This is lotion.
Ew.
Yes.
Is it?
Why are you rubbing it in your eye?
Is it not lotion? Is it sticky? What is it?
How does that feel on your hands?
Put it in your hair.
Is this not lotion?
What does it feel like? Show me, Kenzie. It's all over them actually.
Go like this and like this. What does it feel like?
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Get started freeWhat are you doing like you're five she told me to do this that's why i just i'm waving waving told me to do this what is it i give up i guess you'll never know okay i'll go again somebody do a different item something else ready? Okay, ready? Yeah.
Laughing Laughing
Can we just play the game for real? I'm gonna go wash my hands.
I can't. Please.
My throat hurts from laughing. My chest right here
is hurting. At least for the red bull.
Or my abs. Bull. Oh my god
Are you ready for round three? McKenzie cannot move.
Fine.
I got her on lock.
Don't worry about her.
That whole side. You guys have to do something.
I bet you guys are not allowed to move.
I will hear you.
Oh, yeah.
I will hear them if they move. Only they can do something.
If you want, you can look at us and put your hand out.
Okay, go for it. No, I'm just saying, don't move. I'm trusting you.
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Get started freeI promise I will not move.
Look the other way. No, look the other way, Cash.
Okay, perfect.
You can go first. Wait, actually, hold on, give me a second.
Cash, keep talking.
Stop! It's not, why are you pointing at me? It's literally math. Cash, stop touching me. I feel like you can see. Can you see? Can you see? Stop Cash. Oh my god. Are you ready?
Cash, put your finger out. He already did something.
Put your finger out. I don't know what that was. Hit him with it again. The noise that made. It was you the entire time?
That is not the same color.
Wait what is? I'm gonna go wash my hands. Guys that was so bad. That looked wrong. Oh that was funny. Do you guys have anything else?
Anything what? I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That was so bad. That looked wrong. That was funny.
There's nothing else up there.
What?
Stop.
Something brown. And then put Honey's butthole up to his finger.
The dog.
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Get started freeAnd then he opens his blindfold and he's right there.
We just hear the dog. Oh noedaled and then he opens his body part and he's right there. We just hear the dog go
Oh no that's horrible. That's horrible.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my goodness.
Guys I can't that's so funny.
Oh I literally can't it's so funny.
Man.
I don't think this sounds weird enough.
What's in the finger challenge?
We were supposed to be playing guess the body part. It's transforming.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my gosh.
Oh. Toss it. Toss it.
Toss it at them.
Dude, the way she grabbed his hand, it was like...
She's it. Yeah.
What's that old meme?
It's like pineapple pin thing.
That's what that looked like. Stop doing that. Cash!
Bro.
Is he like okay in there? You need to relax, man.
Stop testing to see if it was actually...
Ew. Can you put your mic down? Ew! Is he like okay in there? You need to relax man. Stop testing to see if it was actually...
Ew.
Can you put your mic down? You know how hard it is? To get Vaseline off with water? That wasn't Vaseline.
That was not Vaseline.
What was it?
Put your blindfold back on.
I'm not doing that again.
Wait, I haven't gone yet. Wait, I'm not doing that. Put your blindfold back on to find out. I'm not doing that either. Wait, I haven't gone yet.
Wait, I haven't gone yet.
I'm not yet. Spread each thing out.
Give me the containers.
Spread each thing.
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Get started freeGive me all this stuff you were using. Vaseline. I want the Vaseline and the hand serum. It's a hair product. What is this?
Here and you can take this container
Sorry, I'm going to gather all of them. We're gonna stick paint on your finger. Yeah, can you chill okay? All right? Let's do this
Okay, okay, all right, please play right listen. Okay. Wait wait wait don't do that yet do it to his what was it that was like a hand no yes okay okay okay ready that's a Harper's hand nope oh that's disgusting that is actually I'm serious how many containers do we have You can just lick it off. His hands are going to be dry. I'm actually so down to have some peanut butter.
He would have been so. Does that, wait, what does that say on the lid?
This would have freaked him out.
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OK, I was just making sure it didn't say Stella.
This would have messed him up.
Why, what's Stella?
Stella is my dog. And she has a jar of her own peanut butter so I'm just making sure you didn't just eat like Stella's peanut butter. I've never had peanut butter in my life. This looks like a dog has licked it. A peanut butter. No. Well Cash's finger was in it. Oh that's fine.
Okay all right someone else can go now. Yeah I'm not going in. Y'all I hope y'all know you made the game. All right. Y'all made the game no fun, by the way, there you go Get ready to get a bunch of stuff on you Okay, put the blindfold on Harper I just washed my hands Kato you wanna go first? Okay. Yeah, okay All right. What are we wait? Who's going wait Kenzie first? No, no me first. Let Kato go first. I would like Okay, cash go first, okay, don't stick anything weird on my finger
No, okay Kato go Kato go I don't okay Kato go first Kato go first, okay, okay ready Oh
Anyways, um, so guys how's your day today?
I'm gonna I know it's gonna scoot over a little bit. What the heck was that real maybe did you just kiss her oh my god it was on the cheek it was cute no no I thought it was great no Kato just kissed Harper I have a boyfriend! She's lying! She does not have a boyfriend.
I thought you said...
Talking? Hey, I mean... Anyways... I made my move, next! Okay, I did not see that coming. Can we play the game for real?
You wanna play again? You like the game?
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Get started freeNo, no, no, no. That was mad weird. For real you want to play again you like the game Oh my god, I don't even know what to say. I don't even know what to say. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Harper, are you okay?
Yeah.
No, no.
Oh, my.
What the heck?
She said yeah.
Okay.
Are you actually okay?
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
That was crazy.
I mean, my turn, Kato. Okay.
And that's when I went. He keeps falling back on the couch.
Wait, give me that real quick. Was that real?
No, I don't think we can top that.
I wanna do it.
Was that real?
She just.
Wait, yeah, Kato, you put it on now.
Okay.
All right. Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, I want to do something.
I want to do something.
Don't do it.
Wait, put your mic up.
Fix your mic, fix your mic.
He's hiding over there.
Let me cover my liver.
Your liver?
Why is he in that position?
What are you doing, man?
Look at his fingers. Don't hit me, please. Your liver? Why is he in that position? What are you doing man?
Did somebody hurt you before?
What's going on with you man?
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Get started freeI saw you go like this.
Guys, what was that?
Can we actually go?
Fix your mic man, come on. Okay, yeah, come on. Oh! You just did it.
Okay, yeah, go ahead, go ahead. All right, Harper will do something, Harper will.
No, no.
I'm not doing that, no, I'm not doing that.
I'll do it.
Bro, if anybody physically assaults me, it's going down. What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What?
What?
What? it. Bro, I'm scared someone's gonna bite me.
Do I need to go?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, hear me out.
Are y'all gonna do anything?
Okay, fine.
Cash, what are you doing?
Ah! You gotta hold your hand out. No.
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Yeah, like that.
No.
What's happening?
Nothing yet! That was just weird! Stop!
I love yelling.
That was weird. Guys, I'm just honestly- Why did you take the blindfold off? That made it weird! Stop! I love yelling. That was weird.
Guys, I'm just on a-
Why did you take the blindfold off? That made it weird, dude.
Yeah, when y'all locked eyes, it was mad weird. The way he didn't move his arm, he just went-
Y'all locked eyes while you were-
I wanted to make sure I wasn't hugging her before I saw that.
Aw, come on, man, you're Mike. Okay. What are you doing?
Oh yeah, that's reasonable.
Ew!
That's reasonable. Who bites and gets slobber on someone?
Harper, Harper.
Okay, we gotta tell her.
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Get started freeNo, that was mad weird.
Wait, you didn't.
I actually did it.
Wait, wait, fix your mic, fix your mic. Kato didn't kiss you.
Yeah.
Good! Kato didn't kiss you. Yeah. Good. It was cash. It was cash. What? No. It was Kinsey. No, I just kissed you on the cheek. Oh, okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Oh my gosh, guys. That was bad. Okay, now I'm embarrassed. Yeah, I wouldn't get any ideas in the future. That was terrible.
That was terrible.
That wouldn't have gone the way you would have wanted it to have gone.
Imagine you're on a date and some guy just like, like kisses you on the cheek and you start running, like crying.
That would be bad. gets me on the cheek and then I start crying, I'd be very thrown off. He'll say, what? Who said that?
Fuck you.
All right. I actually wanna do it now, let's go.
The fake laugh is great.
Why is this man, look at his mic.
If you try and bite me again.
Look at his mic, look at it.
We're gonna have to do it.
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Get started freeIs this better? I mean Now you do something maverick you got this
Thank you, thank you I
Feel breath
We do it again
Why was it so what I
Got one last one. What was it was your stomach? Oh? I got one last one for someone who wants to do it me Yeah, Kenzie put I'm scared yeah, put it on kids you got it Kenzie ready Put on real quick
Last one last one ready
Yes It's cash, bro. I'm not gonna do you're going yes, you got just put your finger
I won't I won't I am totally
I wouldn't yeah, you know
Like there will no be
Ice please please don't hurt me Why are you getting so close Oh no! Was that Cash's nose? That was a good guess, I'll say that.
It was one of the ears.
It was a hairy hole.
Ew, that's disgusting.
I was like, why are we going downward?
What else do you think it was?
No.
Yes it was.
No it wasn't.
Was your hand like this?
No.
I don't wanna know. Can I give you a hint? No, it wasn't. Was your hand like this? No.
I don't want to I don't want to know. It was somewhere right here.
You with your belly button.
That's disgusting.
You were digging in there, too.
Oh, she was trying to get all the lint out.
No, Cash literally has lint in his belly button.
I do. And that's a normal thing for people to have. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Yes. No, I don't have any No, no Yep, nothing. I don't have any right now, but I'm telling you when you wear clothes link gets in there. That's how it does it
No, brother
You guys don't ever get that no You guys all got out. You sure what you have a little bit of it. No you don't. Where did that come from? See, I told you. Look. Zoom in on that. Zoom in on Mav's belly button.
Smell it, smell it.
That's crazy. Bro, sell that on eBay.
Smell it.
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Get started freeMav, smell it.
Bro, I still have that bite mark from you, Cash. Bro, I still have that bite mark from you, Cash.
Lick it, Mav, lick it.
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