Kate Is Back On The Podcast!

We have a new host on our podcast.

Hey guys.

No.

We have Katie Baker, everybody. I'm back.

Can I get a round of applause? I'm back. Are you back forever?

Yes.

Clap.

Everybody clap.

But what about this whole thingy majiggy?

Yeah, what about this?

We made up.

Yeah, they did.

Like two days ago.

For real, why did you want to come back? Because I missed it. You missed me? Yeah, I did. I missed all of you guys.

Maybe you guys should like...

I'll get out.

Okay.

Camera's the soundboard, K. The soundboard, K! Watch the camera!

The soundboard!

All right, guys. Welcome back to another episode. Today we have very exciting news.

Thank you.

We do?

Yep.

What's the exciting news?

The exciting news is that I'm going on my very own tour. Just me.

Who's buying tickets to that?

Nobody.

Nobody.

No, we have news.

I will.

Okay, Kate will be there.

Some say the news is better than that, actually. We have a new host He's hey guys no

We have Katie Baker everybody

What are you trying to do a light? What is she doing?

What

Why is she doing wait she actually back Kate, please stop doing that wait Ashley. She's doing a light show. Is she back back? Why is she doing that? Wait, is she actually back? Kate, please stop doing that. Wait, Ashley?

She's kind of low-key hurting my eyes.

She's embarrassing herself. Kate, the light, the light.

Oh, yes.

She's back back?

I am! Forever?

You can get out of my spot.

That's crazy! Don't take that. Wait, actually? She's actually back? Yes, I am.

Kato, you can sit by Harper, though.

I'll sit by you.

Good boy. Wow, what the?

I mean, OK.

Wow, why do I have a new mic?

Kate, you smell so much better than Kato.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Wait, why do I have a new mic? Hey, wait.

See? I'm just kidding. I'm joking. Wait, what'd you say? I said, Kay, you smell so much better than Kay did.

Dang.

That's crazy.

No, you have a new microphone because Maverick sat there for about one minute, and then you snapped your microphone in half.

Yeah.

Why was Maverick in my seat?

It just felt right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Listen.

I love you, Jenna. Wait, can I get a round of applause? I'm back. Are you back forever? Yes! Clap! Everybody clap!

Wow, wow.

Clap! I'm genuinely actually so confused.

So wait, are you actually...

Yes!

But what about this whole thingy majiggy?

Yeah, what about this?

We made up. When?

Like two days ago. You gotta get with the program, K-Dub.

Girls will be girls.

Bro, y'all are too easy to convince to like be friends again. If this was like a guy thing, it would have gone on for like years. Like, bro, I still hate you so much.

Maybe you guys should like handshake it out or something. Hug it out. Okay.

Okay. Alright.

I missed you!

Grown woman.

What's happening?

The camera's the soundboard, Kate. The soundboard, Kate.

Watch the camera.

The soundboard.

Oh, sorry.

I lost a shoe. I have stains on my pants.

Last time Kate did that, she knocked over a whole set.

Why do you have stains on your pants?

I woke up with them.

Wait, you woke up have stains on your pants, it's something you just keep to yourself. Or maybe change your pants.

Or change your pants.

Yeah, or do that.

It's like coffee stains, because I got coffee this morning

and there's stains on them now.

This is a very funny prank.

Coffee stains. I like this prank.

A prank.

Yeah, this is a good prank.

Sweetheart, this wasn't a prank. I'm supposed to be on the bar. This is my thing. There's enough seats for everyone. There's literally enough seats. Oh yeah. This podcast ain't big enough for the two of us.

Oh, what the?

Why are you throwing shade?

Because I left and I was gone for maybe two and a half seconds and y'all found a new host.

But look at the comments, look how happy they are.

The comments love him. I mean, if everyone loves him. To be fair you are the one that said we should probably get a new host and plus aren't you the one that left?

But you left a girl

But how you got we got hey, there's two different sides to me. Okay?

How you gonna leave and tell us who we can and can't have as a yeah, oh so that's that's crazy How about this means me besides why you feel so threatened?

16 okay K has never missed a podcast episode. No, it was like the crazy until

Oh my gosh, right. She was the only one that has been on a podcast episode. No, it was like the craziest series of my life. Oh my gosh, you're right.

She was the only one that has been on every single episode.

Yeah.

And now you broke it.

Why are we throwing shit at Kenzie and Harper now?

There was an episode of Just You Two.

Wait, what?

No. No?

No.

Oh, well, yeah, no, it's not. I never missed a podcast either. Technically he didn't miss a single one once he was here. While he was a host he didn't.

Technically.

I know he's still a host. I'm just saying why he's been a host. You know why he's been.

I was like man just firing him in front of the cameras is crazy.

Harper still seems mad.

What? I'm not mad.

No she's not.

How does that feel? Remember a couple episodes ago when you guys all said I was mad? It's okay, Harper.

People get angry.

Yeah, it's okay, Harper.

We forgive you.

I literally woke up with like seven pimples.

Also, I think Harper's really scared of you. She's literally sitting off the chair.

No, I just like to get people-

No, I scooted closer to Maverick. I just like to give people the harbour's really hanging off the chair All the episodes I swear this is my little spot that I like I don't think so

I think he's only sitting like that because someone new joined the cow listen cash. Why do you hate me so much?

You've been like

When you look over she's barely sitting on the couch no y'all be challenging each other wait, yeah, I know like I never challenged Kato

Yeah, literally y'all

But if I did I would win. I would definitely win.

Oh, Kato doesn't know. Unless you've been watching the episodes.

Kato and Cash have been like every episode just like I don't even know. I guess the word is sizing them up. Like one time they were like, who's taller?

Who's stronger? Can youed this much and they had a skittle. Oh, that's actually yeah

Catch the skittle. No, we're gonna one

Watch your eyes, Harper. You know, just throw it. OK.

Catch it.

That was a good one. Oh, that was right in the tooth.

Oh my gosh.

She almost fell over that table.

Yeah, you can't catch a single one, stupid.

You just hit his eyeball.

Throw it wherever you want.

Oh. You missed that one, Cash.

Can you throw him out? I want cash. Yeah, you've gotta miss it. No one wants to watch this, please. Set.

Set.

Why is your hair flopping like a tail?

He thinks he's him doing this.

Don't over there, watch this.

I can dive catch it too.

Oh my god.

He thinks he's him.

You can dive catch it?

He got it.

Did he actually?

Yes I did.

It just fell off. I heard it. Wait, did you die? Ready, ready?

Okay, I think we're, you look like a flopping fish. I was so hot.

The things we do to impress girls nowadays is.

You think so?

But Kate, you did miss out on one of the challenges we did,

so I do need you to do it.

Okay.

It's like an initiation back to the challenge.

I don't need to be initiated back in,

I'm grandfathered in. You left. I'm grandfathered in. You broke contract as soon as you left.

You broke the family.

So see the Sprite? Yeah.

You're going to have to drink a whole Sprite.

I drank two of them.

Oh.

Without burping, you can't burp.

You have to drink a whole Sprite. I will not be doing that. Man carried that all the way up here with the egg. Ain't no way, he just rolled all the eggs off the table.

I can fix this.

Wait, wait.

Hey, no seriously.

Don't crack an egg.

Seriously.

I don't know why that was funny, but it was funny to me.

You got to get her a Sprite, Cashew.

I didn't even know the joke.

She's not drinking a Sprite, I promise you that.

What? Drinking sugar spray y'all brought it up for me. I guess so. I don't know who brought my water up. What water. Where's your water? So I just put it up there on the shelf. Oh you left it here yesterday The wiser the same one downstairs. It's also mine. What the heck? I think my Stanley's just duplicated your

Stanley's I literally had to Stanley's bro like

What the heck

Harper's I promise you Stanley's not duplicated you probably just left it here last night And then no because I said it and I put scooters water in it this morning

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You can do it with a Coke Zero.

Yeah, you can.

What?

The challenge.

Initiation.

I'm not doing that.

I don't know if it's the same with the Coke Zero.

Let's see it.

Oh, it is.

You have to drink the whole thing without burping. I hate Coke Zero.

It's not the same as Diet Coke.

Wait, actually, that is something you can agree on.

Coke Zero sucks. It's so gross. Oh, all right, okay, let's see. Let's see. I love a crisp. We need you to chug the coke. I'm not chugging

I don't know a sprite and eat a banana y'all throw up immediately. I promise Do it one time I Wait, let me look at all right together. Okay, let's see it. I don't want to

Wait, I feel bad.

Chug, chug.

Can't stop.

What are you doing?

You got to you got to drink.

Why are you sipping it like that?

Drink the whole thing.

I don't like the view from this.

Why are you making noises?

Please stop making noises.

You just took a normal sip. That's it. How did she do that? You had like two ounces in you.

Ready?

Okay, you have to finish it.

Oh wait, why?

What is the point of that?

Cash, you have to drink the whole thing.

It's barely anything.

Nothing's been drank.

You have to practically swallow the banana and then.

Whoa, no.

No, you have to like eat the banana

and then chug a Sprite. that actually I actually don't think so do it no no no no cash wasn't up here

yes I'm not doing that I guess you handle it right yeah it looks that I

what drink a spray yeah you need a drink a sprite I didn't do it yeah no sprite

don't do the code zero I'm sitting on this right oh and then chug a sprite

all right I'll do it automatically hey you have to chug to spray you what do

you want him to throw up yeah I, I did two and I didn't burp.

Kato did two and I didn't burp.

Wait, you want me to do it with you?

Nope, I got it.

No!

No, stop!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah It's actually proven that if you eat a banana and then each other's right you have to throw up you have

There I promise No way you're chug a sprite. That's not mine. Why what are you doing? What are you doing, bud?

But I promise those are the do it. Ready? Those were the shaken ones. You do not do that.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I forgot about that.

I'm just going to retake it.

Wait, why are we?

What is the point?

It's a challenge. But y'all are taking all the fun out of it by wasting time. Y'all just need'll do it together. It only hurts your tummy for a little bit, and then you burp, and it's special again. I'm not chugging.

But it's a funny burp, because you can't control yourself.

Are you scared?

Eat a banana.

It's just like, bleh.

We all did it yesterday. Wait, what are you saying, Kenzie?

It just makes you burp. Yeah, I'm practicing.

For sugar intake?

Alright, I'mma do it.

Oh.

You really gotta do it, Cash, to experience it.

He's not really chugging it.

You should experience it.

That's all you have to do.

Do it.

That just looks like someone thirsty. Cash, please do it. Oh, we're playing charades. You're a thirsty man. Can I have a Skittle? We should play charades. All right. Yeah, I'm doing it.

You're a man eating Skittles that was super hungry and is a big back.

Let's see. Oh, he's an elephant. He almost sprayed it everywhere. Oh, then that'd be a dolphin.

Come on, drink. Finish.

Dude, this is the slowest shot I've ever seen in my entire life.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

No, I'm not kidding.

I've seen someone that's genuinely just thirsty drink fast food.

It's in your eyes. Are you okay?

Um.

Bro, it's in my nose.

It hurts.

Oh, well, we don't have any paper towels for you. So sorry.

We really do.

They're just right there.

Oh my gosh.

Literally all over his face.

Don't talk.

Don't talk.

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Oh, what does that mean? Why didn't you say oh, he drank to all of us drink one and he drank two and he was like refusing to burp and he was sweating sweating. He's really sweating like water on his upper lip.

Are you writing a story over there?

Can though he looks?

Yeah.

Why are you on your phone?

Why does everybody pay attention to me so much? Like chill if I'm in the people here, not the main character. Cash. people you're not the main character cash okay come on I don't really go the way you're not gonna drink the coke are you probably not well then you have to

do it Kate for the plot give me another spray can you you gotta just tilt it a

little there you go what are you doing I don't like it me either but you have to do it it's initiation it burns your Are you still trying to chug?

You haven't even started, so do not complain.

Debra, you haven't even drank in years.

You got it, Kate.

You can do it, Kate.

Kate.

I feel so sick.

I felt sick too, but it's so good.

OK, I'll chug. Ready? I wanna do it with you. I'll chug it. I really wanna do it with you. That's how I feel. Can I have two? Drink the whole thing.

Drink the whole thing.

Uh-uh.

All right, we'll do it together, ready?

Another one?

Oh wait, we're just gonna.

Another one.

Kato.

We're not gonna crack it in the side, we're just gonna chug it like that? Wait, wait, wait. Do as best as you can. Ready? Three, two, one, go. Oh, he started a little early.

Oh, Cash is feeling it now.

Why are you drinking like a horse?

It looks like a platypus.

Did you finish it?

No.

Ew!

Oh, you cheated!

You're not supposed to burp.

You're not supposed to burp.

Too bad. well okay well this is no fun anymore let's move i'm stopping okay i'm going to say that mid chug i'm not going to finish well it doesn't matter if you finish because you already burped the

point is you're not supposed to burp who cares that's disgusting that's so nasty

what ma'am is that funny to you huh not this way that way finish it oh no it's not fun anymore That way Y'all should have explained the rules to me first that I wasn't

PTSD from Harper throwing up on me. Straight on my face. I was freaking out. You're such a good actor, bro. Dang it.

Yo, I can't drink anymore Sprite, bro. I will genuinely throw up.

I feel like I'm going to throw up.

I'm pretty sure your voice just got lower.

I know.

Hey, Kate, what made you want to come back on the podcast?

Well, I saw you guys brought a new host on. And also, I can't help but to notice. Wait, you saw we brought a new host on,

so that's what made you want to come back?

I can't help but to notice.

I can't help but to notice, out of the eight billion people in the world, you brought the one person that came on our podcast and was like, hey Kat, how's it going?

Yeah.

Sorry, Kate.

Hey! Hey They don't throw why'd you want to come back?

She goes I just told you I mean I stopped getting a paycheck and it was really hitting me hard

Okay, for real why'd you want to come back because I missed it I got sad that's all you're gonna that's the only explanation you're giving you realize you is that you're leaving forever I know it's a bit dramatic and then you just popped back in wasn't it just a bit and your explanation is I missed it you

missed me yeah I did I missed all of you guys Oh Loki the other night we were recording of you guys. Aw. Low key, the other night when we were recording,

she sat downstairs and listened to the whole episode.

Yeah, I missed it. It was sad. I was like, dang. The last three years of my life, I've been doing that. And then I'm not doing it anymore. So I came back.

Thank you.

Amazing.

Thank you.

Do you feel like you'll still be?

What's the word wait, would you think you'll be happy and fulfilled still even though you're coming back and you're having to be on film

Probably not. Okay. Well

Yeah, I picked up a new hobby actually Actually? What? Yeah. What's your hobby?

Pottery painting.

Oh my gosh.

Kate, I learned this story the other day. Kate is a hobbyist. Which means every other week she has a new hobby, and she becomes a professional that week. And then the next week she moves on to a new hobby.

Yeah.

My hair is sticky, bro. in it yeah I have some pottery I painted I can go get it and show you guys and she has the pottery okay first things first hey that's my pottery yeah I made this yeah this is my this is our smash bro smash bros this is our smash bros trophy on the Nintendo switch what does it say on the end just a little background information on the trophy I am a 40 like five-time champion good if I wasn't like a hundred and seven I'm a 45 time champion Mavericks like a 12 Alex over there cameraman's like a 15 and then our friend

how much 15 1245 I know and then our friend need to our friend pape is a zero time but he plays with that all the time so I wrote something on the inside of I have you beat. I know. And then our friend, 72. Our friend, Pape, is a zero time, but he plays with us all the time. So I wrote something on the inside of the cup that he's not allowed to see until he wins.

Bro, the bottom, come on.

He bombarded our room one day though.

Yeah, I literally wrote something on the inside of the cup so that our loser friend couldn's losing all the time and uh so i wrote something on the inside of the cup and he was going to get a read it when he wins but one day he came in my room and it's sitting on my night he rushed his night rushed me and came and looked at it because it bugged him so bad what about the bottom and it just says pape sucks what about the bottom that's all it says pape sucks so. I wrote something on the bottom of my trophy.

Just in case I ever lost it. To someone else. Because like I said, I'm a 45 time champ. I'm like always hold the trophy.

Oh yeah, I do too.

What?

Who told him? Wait, why do you know my bedroom code?

Yesterday,

I've been in there, don't worry. Yesterday when we filmed, Who told him? Wait, why do you know my bedroom code?

Yesterday, when we filmed, Harper was like, I miss Kate. And I was like, I'll take you to her bedroom right now and tell you the code so you can make up with her. And she was like, what is it? And then Mav told her.

What?

We have a code on our bedroom door.

Which also, courtesy of Maverick.

Who also has a code on his back. Look, show Mav's door handle there. Didn't we go through this? Open my door, Alex.

That's a...

Yeah, see, no code. It's a bug. No, but hit the button thing. Look, it's a regular door handle. It's probably deactivated. Regular door handle.

What the?

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Because Maverick will just walk right in to the door every single time.

I feel like he has every right to do that.

You want to know how Maverick, how much he is just oblivious to the entire world? One day I came into his room and he has his covers on and I ripped him off as a joke. And I just ripped him off as a joke and It's just me ma'am there and I rip him off as a joke He gets mad and comes into my room and starts trying to rip them off Well Kate's in the bed and he's like give me the covers Give me the covers and Kate's like stop

I could give excuses like she looked like she had a shirt on all those things But ultimately ultimately I was not paid attention to K. I blood in my eyes. I wanted to see cash Cuz he ripped I think it was so angry Because he was so mad. He's like, I'm ripping off your covers now! And Kate was like, Matt, stop!

I didn't have clothes on!

Why?

She did, she did.

I had a shirt on and that was it, I didn't have pants on, and he's trying to rip the covers off of me, and I'm not wearing pants!

Yeah, anyways.

Maybe you should sleep in pants. That's why we have a door on our

Door

No, but in case I ever lost this trophy to one of my loser friends I wrote on the bottom of it just in case so the bottom of it says cash is the best Just in case they ever wanted they have a trophy that cash is the best. What if they paint over it? And put like they're the best. You know you guys do you see the little splatter art design on the bottom there? Yeah that's looking kind of good. No he's doing that. Yeah get a nice zoom in on this trophy look at the splatter design. When he was painting he was using a toothbrush and the whole time he's flicking paint across the table at me. Yeah I was I was doing my art I felt really bad because this is at like a public place where everybody's doing their pottery art, and I'm trying to get the splatter marks on here,

so I take my paintbrush and I was like, psst, psst, psst, and then the table next to me, I was like, psst, and then I was like, and the lady looks over at me and she's like, and I got paint all over her.

No. Oh, art work. Well, first I made a plate that says, love the bakers for Valentine's Day.

Hey, that's not bad.

Thanks.

That's pretty.

Wait, wait.

I had a lot of free time.

They already make the plate.

Y'all don't shape it.

No, we don't shape it. You just pick it and paint it.

Nice.

Thanks.

Bro, why?

Then I had a kind of guess. Thanks It has blue roses and then I started this one. Oh, those are roses Yeah, I have to go back and finish it But the paints weird cuz it's weird before you fire it But it's a wedding plate and it has me fire? Oh good. Yeah, cuz I was like that doesn't look

Yeah, no, it's like glossy and bright

Wait, so you put it you paint it then put it in the fire

Yeah, but it burns off like all of the pencil and stuff. So like it'll be like completely what if I didn't catch that Yeah, so I picked up a new hobby. And I'll probably be done with it now that I'm back on the podcast.

I'm 74. He's not never going to be.

Look at my Skittles.

Whoa.

What'd you do? I mushed them together.

Oh, mushed.

Wait, like, can I try?

No, not yet.

Well, also while I was gone, I read a lot.

You read a lot? What'd you read?

I read a lot of books.

So, yeah.

You like that?

Yeah, I do. And I have my book talk and it's almost at a hundred thousand followers.

Oh, wait, actually?

Yeah.

Holy smokes.

Yeah, she did. She has a book talk that has a hundred thousand followers. Wait, wait, wait, I just like read books and then like talk to talks about books. That's really good. Thanks. Oh Harper What did you do? I Kate was gone. I made a secret account Wait, actually, and it's a call like 300. That was it called like I hate Kate. No No, okay, I actually have a secret account that I like going random people's lives and be like wait

Do you hate Harper's somewhere? Yes, and then I joined later on my account and then they're all like, oh my gosh. Wait, I love you switch-ups crazy

And then on Omegle sometimes we do that with my friends and it's just like awkward

I've so many I want to do that live right now. We should wait. That'll cute. He's so fun well

No, I have a confession you talked about about me on your secret account it's fine she made a whole book about you I Fire in a firetruck

Did you get the joke

You know this is why I'm dying my hair blonde yes

Wait, why would you be excited about that?

I Yes! Wait, why would you be excited about that? It's not blonde.

I really thought about it, Harper. It was weird. The other day I had a dream about you, and you were dyeing your hair black, and I was like, Don't do it, don't do it, and then you did it anyways, and it looked really good.

Really?

But don't do blonde.

Yeah, not blonde. I was kidding about that.

Okay.

But like, brown. Not that blonde. I have blonde in my hair. But Harper doesn't have blonde.

No, don't do blonde.

I love your hair exactly the way it is.

I think you should go blonde and Kate should go pink. I've been trying to get Kinsey to dye her hair pink.

You know, I actually would do it.

I would. Do highlights.

But I don't want to walk into the grocery store

and go to church and then I'm convinced if you have pink hair your thumbnail does better Yeah, honestly

Yeah, like those like that one that one girl. Let's go. Her name is actually cat. No, it was the Asian girl that

ZC yeah

Michelle munchie.

She was on Beast Games.

She is insanely smart.

Yeah.

Do you know she's a human calculator?

Yeah.

Stop trying to be.

Stop, stop.

I actually want to have Michelle on the podcast.

Her name is Munchie.

Munchie? Yeah, Munchie Michelle.

Munchie Michelle. Yeah, well y'all are both right Is that a nickname? No, munchies when her parents gave her a bird Munchie no earnings Michelle. No her name's Michelle, but she goes by munchie Michelle. I wouldn't know it

But this little thing is 120 calories. How do you get the name?

No Are not good wait

What is it 16 M&Ms or 16 Skittles mash together serving sizes 120 calories. Yeah, I think we should rage bait

We should do a podcast. Let's copy. We need to copy like someone's exact Podcast let's do her book talks word for word. There's no way Maybe we could do a short then we copy like a short word for word if we copied a podcast word for word That'd be very impressive. Yeah, even do a short then. We copy like a short word for word. If we copied a podcast word for word, that'd be very impressive. Yeah. Even just a short though. We should do a short like copy like...

Have y'all ever heard of the reading monitors on the cameras? And it like, and you can like...

Yeah, we have one.

A teleprompter?

Yeah.

Yes. Okay. I'll be Alex Earl. You don't need no man. Okay. Wrong person. What? Alex Cooper. I'll be Alex Cooper. You don't need no man. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Yeah, you are part of the daddy gang. I was once on the curb.

Why are you all the same person?

That's so crazy.

Isn't there another girl on that? Is that like a?

No.

She got kicked.

Lek-talix? No, it's Alex and uh... Sophia. Sophia, she left a long time ago. Yeah, there was a bunch of drama, I think. Are you scrolling on TikTok right now?

What the? I'm trying to find something that we can do.

Hold on. Hey, I don't know.

It looked like you were just stalking Gavin. You like Gavin like that? Hey.

All right, bro, what is up with all these jokes?

That's suspicious, man. I feel like we kind of just still feel like Yeah, I would live like to ceremony or a cake or well, I did not know

Something anything to show a little bit more appreciate. Well, no, I'm just saying I feel like we're over it

Well, because we had a notification that Kate was coming back. We probably would have made a cake

Hey cash, what did you feel when Kate was gone?

On the pot clearly depressed and liked fighting with a 16 year old

Yes And liked fighting with a 16 year old Choke him out Kato! Yes! Greed. Dang are we both getting cancelled for that?

I thought about.

Cause you want me to be honest, Cash was actually upset.

Alright, yo editor, cue that and see what the comments say about that.

I love saying that, I don't know why I'm still stabbing him 42 times. Cause anytime you watch one of those documentaries or murder mystery shows. It's just like and then they found 179 stab wounds. It's like why would you need to stab someone that many times? I don't think anybody's ever been stabbed that many times I promise you I've seen it. Oh My gosh Harper just made like a starburst out of a

Ready no no no that's probably so dramatic

So my dad actually had a friend I tell the story I gotta eat it off the floor eat it off the floor

It's my everlasting gobstopper

Job right here might don't eat it

Yes, don't probably so there's so many germs on that.

Yummy.

Harper's looking like she knows what she did to that. She's having some guilt on her face.

Harper, what'd you do to it?

I didn't wash my hands after the bathroom.

I'm kidding.

That's so crazy. Well, I don't know if I've told this story before I feel like I have for some reason but maybe I haven't wait What story my dad had a friend and um, I won't say his name But if I did say his name and just make it funnier, but I won't say his name

What is his name if it's funny his name? No, it's not. No

No to see if kids you should say his name

To her dad's name. No mark this other guy's name. Yeah, Cash doesn't listen to half my stories, and he's like none of your stories ever make sense I just said no someone else's name, dude

No, I'm not saying the name anyways He's at the gas station filling up his truck with gas and these guys come by and Take him and like tie him up and throw him in the back seat of his truck, and then they stabbed him 42 times I'm getting there. I'm getting there and they get in the truck and they take off with him And then once they get like slightly out of town they throw him in the ditch They stab him like I kid you not probably like 20 times. I told you they just always keep going. They steal his truck

Did he win? Is this Chuck? How did you know?

I always knew it was Chunk. Chunk?

I thought that was a crazy nickname for a second

Chunks? You got a problem with chunks bro from better squad

What's wrong if you got stabbed 42 times and then you started calling me chunks? I doesn't know a better sport. I'd be a little offended Anyways, I don't know better. He's alive good for him. I'm glad They always live I don't understand how they always Well, no not the one I watched. Yeah

Yeah, the freak is better squad. Yeah, why is there like seven eggs on the table? Do y'all really not know better squad? No, no, no

Can you spell that? No, I'm just kidding What is ADA or better what is better? Well now I feel bad because now it's gonna look like I don't know that a squad is like Understand. I'm just not really

Beta squad is like like lol podcast, but

No guys to be honest I have something to say. Really?

Yeah.

You had something that you were going to say that was uh.

Yeah I was going to say something earlier about coming back and then everyone kind of got off topic and ran over me. And reminder that's why I left in the first place because I was being disrespected. But whatever.

Um.

Sorry Kate.

Anyways I was just going to say the real reason because cash was asking me why are you looking like that?

Why are you looking like that?

Why are you looking like that?

Why are you looking like that?

Why are you looking like that? I appreciate the respect. Anyways, I was gonna say, the reason I decided to come back was cause like I really did miss it a lot. Like, I don't know, I thought that if I left I'd be like happier because I wouldn't have to film anymore but that was just not the case.

I was like, dang, it was actually kind of something to like do and distract myself and I liked it. But then I quit and so I didn't have that anymore. And I like, I missed all of you guys. And I want the Skittle ring award.

Yeah.

Okay.

Skittle ring award.

Wait, give it to her like a marriage proposal. Made her a Skittle ring.

Wow. That's so sweet. And I literally, I was about to say like, I miss like you so much. Thank you. Like being friends with Harper and like her doing random things, like giving me a skittle skittle wedding band. You miss that? Yeah, I did. I miss it a lot.

Don't put the green side on the front. Have you all seen that video?

Well, I like the orange. OK.

What the? We're on a podcast.

This is the perfect time.

No, they're having a moment. Yeah.

And like, my bad, I can't wear this forever because it is a Skittle and it probably dissolve like when I wash my hands and stuff. Uh-uh. No, no. You can put like glaze over it or something.

I don't know.

Put it in the kiln with your pottery.

I'll go get a ring though to signify our friendship.

Listen, I know you guys already apologized to each other, but maybe y'all should do it again. Because I wasn't there personally. For the views, like come on. Because I wasn't there to see it, so I'd love to be in the middle of it. OK, now you're dragging it. Yeah, it went a little something like this. Can y'all both say you're sorry to me?

To you. To you.

Yeah. You know how much mental you say? Sorry. You know how much mental y'all put me through? Yeah, I would like an apology, too.

Yeah, all of us would.

Yeah, she deserves one, too. Huh? She left us hanging with no hoes. Y'all had four hoes. The podcast ran on four hosts for ever.

No, I don't want a hug from Cash.

So neither one of you are going to apologize to me?

I'm not apologizing to you. I did nothing wrong.

OK, I'll give you a hug.

This is my brother.

Why are they kind of like an evil duo over there?

No.

No.

Yes.

Ow. Why did I say ow? You hit him in the head.

Oh my god.

That's enough.

Yeah.

I think I just made him really uncomfortable.

Harper, your ring is kind of melting in my finger. That would always make me uncomfortable too.

In the back of Cash and Kate's car, a guy did that to me once.

In the back of Cash and Kate's car?

In Cash and Kate's car?

He did. Y'all deserve that. Oh. What? Next time you're in Cash and Kate's car with a boy,

you should start kissing him.

What the?

That's what you should do.

Wait, what?

I'm pretty sure I said kiss him.

Because didn't y'all used to kiss in the back of Mav's car? Mad weird. It did not affect you, though, so I don't know why No, I remember. I remember what you're saying. That's what she was asking.

I don't know.

One, two.

And I turned around. I was like, what are you guys doing back there?

Wait, who did that?

Oh, you caught them?

Oh.

Yes.

No, no.

We were like, we were role playing.

What?

Role playing what?

What?

Oh my gosh. to stab myself 42 times. I'm not kidding. That was the most crazy thing I've ever experienced

in my life.

Bro, yesterday?

You and your role playing, it was weird, man.

Mad weird.

Hey, role playing is low-key kind of fun though.

No, mad weird.

If you have a fun character, like it's so much fun to role play, but don't role play as a furry, bro.

No, no, no Oh no, that's not right. So, yeah, that's why it was weird. And no, they were like, oh, I'm gonna, should we go to the mall today? And I was like, what's happening right now? It was he and a bunch of limbs in the back of dogs and kids. What? A of like limbs in the back like of like um like dogs and kids And like a lot of like a lot of limbs in the back as a joke and I kept trying to look back

Yeah, like limbs, like an arm And I kept trying to look back into the backseat, but he would be like no no no no no no And it was like he was like a murderer or something Yeah, and then he was like he was like I'm just taking you to my farm. The fact that I know this storyline is concerning to me.

I'm taking you to my farm.

And I was driving. I'm like, what farm are they talking about? And then I was like, this conversation is not making any sense.

And then they were like, they were like, catching a really deal with Waterburger. And I was like, oh, I'm OK.

But he was like yes, and then he's like eating the chicken like it was limbs

That was the most funnest I've had with him, but that was the most funny I don't think was when you're it was the least fun. I had with anyone ever Driving I was like why is he eating his chicken tender like it's a human Because he was like

Hey, yo, so next time a guy wants to like be pretend he's a cannibal with you

That's a big red flag. Okay. No

We got out the car. I was like Gosh, and I were like now I was like Kate. What was that? How did this conversation come up? What is what are we me and Benny were like in the we were in the backseat, and he was like hello This is like how a serial killer is formed and then I started I was like he was like how old are you?

I was like I'm four

And he was like four? He was like I don't know what to say

I feel like we should cut her mic Oh I'm 19 but that's fine

Yeah, no it was but that's fine.

Yeah, no, it was, it was interesting. And then he had limbs in the back of his car and then he ate the chicken tenders like they were human.

Okay, we got the story.

Let's move on. Dude, we got the story. Can we please move on to another subject?

Because I pocketed this. I dealt for this. No, I didn't share this conversation with anyone besides Kate.

Please.

I don't want to talk about it.

What this we can role play right now if you'd like to know.

Okay.

Okay.

There's Linda.

Okay. All right. Now you start.

That's not playing.

I'm not okay. I want to I want to be the guy that's on a podcast and you can be the guy that is mute. I'm gonna be five.

Okay. Um...

So...

What would you say to a five-year-old right now?

You want candy?

You want candy? Okay, so...

We're not gonna do that.

Was there a white man involved in that or just candy? Just candy.

And we need to set the scenario.

Just candy. Okay, okay, but okay, we're gonna roleplay ready. Okay? I'm gonna be mr. Police officer. You'll be five-year-old You'll be five years old you'll be

Okay, you're you're the five-year-olds mom. Yeah, you're the dad I like like to stab people. I like this I'm gonna stab people kids. Yes, you know, that's enough. That's for you. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good. I'm good All right, you guys observe what are you doing you got it? Oh, okay. The setting, the setting. Yeah. Um, wait, Harper, you know how to. Yeah, you do the setting.

I want to set the scene. Oh, okay. Kenzie sent the scene since she's an observer.

They're in Cincinnati, Ohio in a McDonald's. Scene has been setting. No, I got it. Mom just killed dad. No, I got it. What? You're dead the whole time?

I don't even get to pretend?

Ready?

Yeah, play it.

I got it.

Son, shield your eyes. From McDonald's?

No.

Oh my gosh. I didn't mean that.

I can't tell you to stab your eyes, son.

I said shield them because there's a homeless man in the corner doing something very suspicious.

Don't hold your gun up, son.

It's a knife, it's a knife. Clearly, who would, it's a knife.

Mr. Police Officer. Can we stop and play a little? police officer my son accidentally stabbed himself multiple times in the eye socket could you help him this is not he looks fine okay all right well this is my knife connect can I see your eyes you're changing the channel on the You're under arrest. Oh. You just got me in the car.

That's what you get.

This is not going very well.

I'm done with this.

Oh, y'all changed the channel.

No, you changed it.

You changed it.

No, he did when he hit it. He hit the, it's fine.

We should go, all three of us should go get rings.

That'd be so cute.

We should. Remember I said I wanted to that one time and then you guys didn't want to go with me.

Oh.

Yeah.

I don't recall that, but yeah.

Nothing to do with what? Madeline's stressed out, man.

Why are you stressed out?

I'm stressed out.

I'm claustrophobic.

But I hate this episode. I hate this episode. Why do you hate me? I didn't hate you. You just said that. Listen, son, no one hates you. I just, it's just been a, it's been a crazy episode.

Put it down. Put it down.

Take it back.

That's a great episode.

Put it down.

There you go.

All right, well, I'm gonna go stab our neighbor.

Yeah, have fun.

What? What?

All right, goodbye.