Kidnapped By A NINJA GIRL in Minecraft..

Ugh.I'm exhausted.I've been mining for hours, and I think it's finally time to go home.After I grab this diamond, of course.But, hmm, I kind of forgot where I came from.Where is home again?

Maybe it was this way.Hmm, no, definitely not this way.Wait, this cave is huge.I haven't seen this area before.Whoa, wait a second, what is that?This looks like some sort of abandoned temple area.

I wonder if anyone even lives down here.Doesn't seem like it.Everything's covered up with leaves and vines.Ooh, and there's a chest right here.What is this?Whoa, a samurai helmet?

Cool, who left this here?Keepers, this thing is mine now.I look awesome.And I think I could probably find a way up from here.That looks like it leads to the surface.I'm gonna come back home with so many different ores.

Wait, this does not look like where I came from.Uh -oh, hopefully I didn't enter any new dangerous area.I think I see some buildings over there though.Wait a second, this looks like a ninja village or a dojo.I wonder if any ninjas live here.Whoa, whoa, wait a second.

I think I might be seeing some people over there.Are those ninjas?

Hey, hey, hey, stop!You guys gotta swing your katana like this.

Whoa, this is kind of cool.That's the proper form.Nah, I'm gonna do my own thing.I wish I could be a ninja.Hey guys, watch this.

You're never taking training seriously.

Oh, dude, that's cool.

Dude, that is awesome.I could do that too.They're probably training here like every single day if I were to guess.Wait, are you spying on us?What?Uh, no, no, I wasn't spying.

Hey, you're a samurai.You're not supposed to be here.

No, I'm not.I'm not a samurai.

That's it.I'm taking you to base.

What?Hey, put me down.Get over here.No, no, I didn't do anything.

No, you're in big trouble.

Hey, who put me here?

Let me go.And who is this?This must be the guy that was sneaking into our village.

What?I spotted him from a mile away.Actually, I'm the one that caught him.I was just watching you guys.

I thought your powers were cool.I swear I'm not here to attack you.You have a samurai helmet on.You're a part of the opposing team.What?

Yeah, did they teach you our language?

Therefore, we will chop you in half.

No, guys, I just found this, okay?I'm not part of no samurai team.Oh, he's a spy.

No, you're definitely lying.

I can smell the lies coming off of him here Look, I'll take it off there.

You guys can have it.I'm just a normal kid.

Let me inspect it What are you licking it?What does it look like, Shady?This is not natural samurai metal.It's a fake helmet.Maybe he is telling the truth.A fake helmet?

What?

Uh, I don't know.I don't think we should trust him.Guys, trust me. I was literally just in the caves.Look, I was mining a bunch of these ores.You can have them.Oh, ores!

Nice.What is this?And I found some underground village.That's where I found the helmet.Well, how do we know you're completely telling the truth?

Well, I don't know.I could show you.You know what?We'll just let him down and keep a close eye on him.You will?Yeah.

Maybe he is telling the truth, but still, we don't trust you 100%.That's fine.Could you just untie me?It's starting to hurt.

Yeah, you untie him.

Okay, fine.

Ah, that is so much better.Thank you, guys.

Hey, not gonna lie, you look like you were getting a good stretch up there, pal.No, it did not feel good at all.I can't believe you guys use chains like that.Do it to samurai's and when they were sitting up there.We just do this Cut them in half.Whoa.

Well, thank goodness.You didn't do that to me.

Yeah, so watch your step, buddy That was a warning.Well, listen, I'm pretty good with ninja skills and stuff If you give me a sword, maybe I can help you kill some samurai's.Whoa.

Whoa, not just yet What you want weapons immediately?Yeah, why not?I want to be a ninja We'll just test you walking in front of us here lead us this way.Okay, we're going to take you to the dojo.

Watch this What is he doing?

Okay, hold on.Don't laugh at me. I'm trying to do a parkour jump.Yeah, maybe I'm not that good He's trying to be a snacky little snake.

Okay, fine So I'm not that good at my ninja abilities, but I could learn you know what you could learn You seem like you have a pretty athletic body buddy.Thank you.Yeah looking pretty fit over there But that red onesie is gonna need to go if you want to be a ninja wait, really, but I like my outfit Yeah, it's revealing.

Oh, okay fine.So what kind of outfits do ninjas wear obviously look at us, bro.We're all ninjasblack all black.Well.

Do you have an outfit for me?Yeah?We got some extras in there if you want to look oh cool I want an outfit, but do not touch the swords in the back understood what you're not allowed those look awesome No, these could give you ninja powers, and you are not worthy ninja powers All right fine well, then where's the clothes at there on these armor stands all right?

I think I want this one.Okay.

How do I look now like a ninja very very much better not so bright Oh, thank you.

So now that I look like a ninja, I think I should be able to train like one.

Can I take a knife?We'll give him a basic weapon.Maybe like one of these small kunais.You can pick any weapon on this wall.Hmm.I think I want this one.

It has spikes on it.Oh, this is awesome.Whoa, be careful with that big ol' hammer, bud.Don't hit any of us.Don't worry, I know how to use this thing.Oh, yeah?

Well, let's see you try it on some test dummies outside.Okay.Here we go.Three different targets to choose from.All of them.Oops, I think I broke it.

Bro just broke our target, really?Isn't this meant to swing at stuff?I don't know how to swing it.Let me try my best to swing this It's kind of heavy, but yeah, I missed how do you use this thing?

I don't know if that's your weapon man.

Oh, yeah.I'm not too good at it Maybe I should try it on somebody else Miko.Yeah, go ahead man.Oh gosh.Oh all right hold still, but yeah, no I'm didn't even hurt.

It didn't hurt.

It didn't even hurt.

Oh, ooh W or a W or a you seen that Zoe?Oh, thank you.I guess this is kind of my weapon then all right now Let me test out my katana on you.

Yeah, whoa.Yeah, yo wait wait chill out How are you not getting hurt?I didn't do any damage.

Nah, he micro -dodged your attacks.Pretty nice.I can dodge anything.What about this?Yeah.Ow, ow.

What did you just throw at me?A shuriken.Okay, really?Here, you want some?Oh, actually, yeah.Try them out.

Here, I'll let you shoot at me. I'll be a moving target.I missed.Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, where am I going?

Ow, ow.Oh, sorry.Ow, that hurt.Ow, ow.Sorry, let me take it out.A shuriken's a shady.

Yeah, that's my bad.It's alright.I'm chill guys.It's battle scars.

I look Sigma here Let's bring him to the center to get some more gear more gear.

I think you definitely need some alright boss girl I like the sound of that the more gear.I have the stronger.I'll be I just need to practice my swing Oh look down there.

I found the ninjas wait.Yes.Let's kill them were those people samurais.Oh, no samurai.Oh my god Hello ninjas.They're spawning bombs.

It is our time to destroy you what oh gosh?We exploded everything and now it's time to explode the center.Yes, let's kill him.

Okay, we gotta get out of here.Where do we run off to?This way!Okay, I'm following you guys.They're exploding the tower.

Quick, come on.

Come here, you'll die.We will find you guys, no running.

Oh, geez.

They're on our tail!Quick, over here.We have to head to the throne.

Throne?Why?What's at the throne?

There should be some weapons that'll help us.

Okay.

Oh, gosh.

I'm definitely gonna need to help you guys.I think we lost the others.

Oh, gosh.Where did they go?

They probably went to the throne.Should we meet them there?

Okay, I think the coast is clear, so we should probably head over there.

Okay, if I die to a samurai, just tell my mom I love her.

I don't even love her!

Oh yeah, true.Okay, no samurais behind us.Is this the building?

Yes, this is the throne.I'm hoping our friends are here.

Oh.

Oh, thank goodness!Good, you guys made it!

We had to go a different route, but those samurais are still on our tail.

Yeah, we need to be wary.

No, I think we lost them.They left.

You think so?

Well, they bombed a part of the village.Yeah, they kind of destroyed all y 'all's homes.It was messed up.We will get our revenge.

Wait, now what are we gonna do?

Well, wouldn't you guys want to get revenge on them?Why don't we attack them back?I do.

But samurais are strong and scary, and I don't know if I have that ability.Nico?Nothing like a challenge in life.It'll be perfect.

You know for a ninja you're kind of scared No, you kind of are isn't he a scaredy -cat.Okay, maybe a little bit mean like slightly.Yeah Yeah, I think you guys might need a new group leader so I could do that.What?

What's so funny you have trained for 24 hours we have this guy here

who's been here for one hour talking about some group leader.

Yeah, that's crazy!Okay, well I can train and become strong.You don't got the skills for it.You may be brave, but you're never gonna be a full -fledged ninja.

That's just messed up.I'll show you I can become a ninja.Oh, yeah?Yeah, and you know what?Woah, you guys are gonna fight!Oh my god.

Take this!Oh my god!It didn't hurt.Yo, world star.Alright, get over here!I know that hurt you!

Get away from me!I'm not gonna fight you.We're supposed to be fighting samurais.Okay.Let's stop that.Okay Well, I'm going to get weapons and I'm gonna train just to show you guys.

All right.Well, uh, good luck with that Thanks.All right.See you later.Yeah.Bye.

Yeah, I don't need them They're supposed to be my teammates and I'm trying to help them out.Look at this the entire center of town was destroyed There's no symbol here anymore.It's all just grass and you know what they said I couldn't take any of their gear, but I might have to I'm gonna train until I become the best ninja there ever was I'm probably gonna need all of these items like a katana that would totally help me out There's also some spears over here kunai knives and you know what?I'm taking this armor It'll probably protect me more than anything and I know they said not to touch this but I want this sword They made it seem like this was amazing.Look at this thing.I could totally use this I just can't show anyone that I have it.

I wish I could train on something other than a training dummy I need some real training over here.Oh, whoa.What are you doing here?

Oh, sorry.I didn't know you were looking at me.

Where's the other ninjas?

They actually they're still at the throne.I wanted to help you out.

Wait, really?

Yeah, just don't tell them.

Okay, I probably shouldn't be helping Of course I won't tell them you could actually help me.

Yes, of course.I've been a ninja for a while now.

Okay, cool Well, where else can I train other than these dummies?

Oh, we actually have a couple spots here.I'll take you there.

Oh, yes, let's go Yeah, what are we doing on a rooftop?

Well, this is how we practice parkour see that diamond trail.

We usually follow it Oh, it's like a route you think you can do it.I could totally do it.I'm good at parkour Okay, let's see.Look at this and jump.I got it.

Okay, you did the first job.

Oh, we got some tight fences though Yeah, okay.Just take this slow cash I'm pretty good at this.

You haven't got to the hard part yet.

Wait, hard part?What's the hard part?

Don't worry.Just keep on going.

Okay.Why are we going up to this rooftop?And how do I even get up to you?This is hard.

Well, this is how we do parkour.I don't even think you can get up here.

Yes, I can.

I don't know.Are you cut out to be a ninja?

Of course I am.Look, I just need to jump over here.See, I did it.

Oh, okay.You did the first step.Now let's see if you can jump on the roofs.

So this is how you guys practice your parkour.You have a diamond trail?

Yes, we follow the diamond trail.

Oh, well, I'm pretty good at this, right?Right.

You've only done the first step.It's harder over time.

Oh, no.Okay, maybe you're right Oh, and there you go.Hey, do you maybe have something that could help me get back up?

Yeah, I have a grappling hook.

Oh, thank goodness.This looks like a pretty booty grappling hook.I'm not gonna lie I think I just need a hook up there and there we go.Okay, there's no way you could do this jump.That's way too far What do you mean?

I can definitely do this jump.Oh, yeah, and okay See you can't even do it I totally saw that no you didn't I'm getting back up there.

I could probably do it like this, but yeah, I did it I think I might be better than you I didn't train for 50 years to not be able to do this.I think you might need the grappling hook I'm gonna become the best ninja out of everyone in the group.

No, you're not.I'm the best.

Okay.Well then do the jump Okay, I'll do the jump.

I'll do the jump.Oh Okay, sorry here.

I'll give you the grappling hook.I'm probably being a little too mean I just have natural talent.I think maybe hey should I just keep going ahead since it'll take you a while I'm right behind you wait.

What oh yeah keep on going.

I didn't realize you made it all right fine.

You're pretty silly Yeah, okay.

This is actually kind of hard.

Yeah, see not easy, huh?

How do you guys do this every day and you get used to it?I don't usually hang out with people you don't why not no just kind of trained But you have all the ninja friends.

They're not really up to my level up to your level I thought you guys were all like a family Really?I mean, they're more friends.I kind of just go to myself.

That's kind of sad.

It's not sad It sounds sad.

You just live here alone and you do nothing.Okay, maybe maybe it is a little bit.

Shouldn't you be training?

Oh, yeah.Sorry.I'm trying toget back up, but I lost the grappling hook.

Oh my, fine, I'll give you another one.We're at the end anyways.

Oh really?

Yeah, right over here.

Well, what's at the end of this?You just jump down and get food?

No, we usually train more.

How do you train more if - Oh, I think I see it.

Yeah, you're getting it now.

The end leads all the way back to the dojo.This is kind of cool.Can I explore this?

I guess a little bit, but don't get caught by anyone else.

Well, you could come with me.

Okay, I'll go with you.

Trust me, I know exactly how to hide.If I see a samurai, watch this.Can't see me anymore, can you?

Oh, I'm sure that's gonna work.

It'll totally work.Anyways, it looks like it's just trees.I think I've explored enough.We could probably go back home.Huh, what is this?Hey, have you ever noticed that there's a hole in your ground?

No, I've never seen this.

Well look, I found it.

I think you just found the samurai's secret entrance.

I did?Well, oh yeah, I did.

You've gotta be kidding me.It's underground?

We should go tell everybody.

Uh, what do you think they're gonna react to this?

Well, they could help us.I don't know.

Okay, we'll tell them.

We need our full team.Here they are.Guys, I found the entrance where the samurais come in.Wait, are you guys eating sushi?I want some.

Hey!No more sari you can't have anymore.

This sushi bar barely survived.Are you trying to steal my sushi?I'm hungry.

No!Yeah, this is ours!

Aw.Well, anyways, I found the entrance.Wait, what?Okay, where is it?It's next to your dojo.I think they crawl up from underground, and that's how they get here.

Oh, they're like worms!

Then I'll just relax up here with my taco.Oh, I was looking for you.There you are.Guys, follow me. I'll show you exactly where it is.Alright, let's go.I was walking along here, and look.

I see this hole in the ground, and it looks like it leads downwards.Right!

Those little derpy samurais!

Alright, I'm sliding down.Wait, you're just jumping in?Yeah!Oh, jeez.What if a samurai's there?Hey, what happened to being brave?

Oh, I guess you're right.Yeah, the coast is clear.

What is this place?

Look at this.I think it might lead down to the samurai's area.Yeah, look.Wait, what?Okay, be careful.What is this place?

Where in the heck are we?Did they build all of this right underneath us?It's a dropper of some sort.

This is insane!

So this is how they get up.

How did they do this?

I have no idea.I need to see what's at the end.Just don't hit anything.There's so many trees and - ouch!Whoa, whoa, whoa!How am I alive?

Weird.Oh my gosh.Holy splash.Well, we survived!Shady made it.Where's Zoe?

Oh.There's Zoe.Yeah, she did it.

Nice job, Zoe.Thank you.

I can't believe the samurais had time to build something this big.They must be planning something.They're probably plotting to kill all of us.Oh wait, look, they didn't even complete the build.It just goes into dirt.Nah, it's a muddy cave.

It's just caves.

I thought it was impressive until now it's just a bunch of dirt.What's in here?Oh, I think I see where they crawl in from.Whoa, it's like a little hole maze.We gotta go in too.I wanna crawl in.

Enter crawl mode.Sorry, is my bart in your face?A little bit.My fault.I'm holding my weapon just in case.Yeah, that would be bad.

Yeah, it's like a maze.Are you sure about that?Yes.You could just break the cobweb.

Yeah, I think I like it.It feels so sticky on my body.

Whoa.Where are we?I think you have to like wall jump wall jump.I could do that.

I'm a ninja just like you guys Yeah, well, I could do it first watch this attempt.

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh Oh, that was embarrassing I could probably do it watch me.Oh, never mind.Oh, all right guys, let me try I'm gonna try a different strategy That's definitely not gonna work.You got to do it like this.There we go.I got it now.

Whoa, don't worry guys I'll find wherever those samurais are waiting at.All right, they might be good at parkour, but we're ninjas guys.We're better.

No Yeah, we're so much better.You see this.I'm jumping between walls.What the heck?

actually learning.I can't believe this Oh, but this looks like a pretty far jump.You guys think I can make it if I just yeah Oh just barely that's gonna be difficult for you.

Oh, yeah, watch this.

Okay Okay, I shouldn't laugh my turn Okay, guys, don't worry I'll get to the end of this, okay If you guys are having trouble, you might just need to use a grappling hook.Wait, how do I get underneath this?You have to crawl.Oh, that makes sense.So I just have to, like this.Yes.

Oh, that's pretty easy.

I see.I'm getting pretty good at my ninja abilities.Oh, I died.Bro, die, what?Okay, well, it's fine.I was just waiting for you guys, that's why.

Yeah, sure.

We'll believe you.We'll believe you.Wait, how are you guys doing that?You're like climbing on the walls.This is what I was trying to do earlier, but I lost my grip for some reason.Do you know how to do this?

Oh, yeah, simple.Just hold it like this.

What?I want to try.Yeah.Oh, I think I'm doing it.Did Zoe just fall?

I can't do it.

Zoe, that was embarrassing.Wait, it looks like there's fans here in my way though.I need to move and not let them hit me.That was close.Go, go, go.No!

I think I might need to jump this gap.Like that.Jumping over the fast fans is definitely easier.I almost got it.Like this.There we go.

I think I did it.Oh, I'm a pro.Oh wait, nevermind.Shady's here.What's up, bro?Just hanging out.

Okay, well at least I did it second.I'm right behind you guys.Oh yeah.But did you go this way yet?No, I was waiting for you guys.What's next?

Oh, I think we gotta go up there.Yeah, there's something above.Looks like a wall jump.I think we got a wall run over here.Oh, no.I felt you not yeah We got a climb on here, and then jump backwards like this there.

We go.Oh nice And then we just do the same thing here right we just wall jump on the side whoa.Oh, yeah, okay?Nico's kind of a pro at this.I like credit what credits do let's see you do this There's no way you could just climb up the whole thing first try.I'm doing that right now Oh, yeah, maybe you can't actually but I'm doing it too.

Oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa?I saw that.I fell a little bit.You did not see that.I did.Okay, fine We should definitely wait on the rest.

I think we're going too far ahead.We're speedrunning Wait, is that we using a grappling hook?

What?

No, that is a training grappling hook.I'm still in training guys I didn't know you were still training if that's a training grappling hook.Is there a better one?Yeah, there is Oh wait, this one might be really hard.Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh gosh these wall jumps are difficult.You got a jump here.

Oh gosh.Oh wait I get it now.

Okay.I go here and here and here.Yes.I did it Oh, but now we're on a spinny fan.Yeah, be careful, bro.This is really hard Oh, I think I know how to do it You got to stand on the edge like this and then jump like that.

Oh, but it gets even more complex There's a bunch of spinny things in here.Oh, no, the samurais probably knew that we were gonna be here That's why they made it so difficult.Yeah, they knew we were coming now.I just got a jump across here Oh, jeez.I almost fell.That was a close one.

Man, this is difficult.The samurai totally practices every day.Oh, no.Okay, just a couple more jumps.Oh, I did it.Oh, wow.

That was tough.

Don't worry.I'll be there soon.

This is why practice makes perfect.Oh, my gosh.I bit his butt in midair.What?Oh, nah.Hey, yo.

I see a chest.I kind of want to go open it.It could be trapped, though.Just be careful.It's a booty trap.

Be careful.

Wait, no.It's just more of these grappling hooks.Oh, nice.And we could probably get up here with it.I think I see what to do.Vibes wait guys look you could just climb the walls.

I think that's easier.I'm doing it use the momentum I just got to connect up here let go and now all the way up there.Oh, yeah Oh, it's right up there.I'm coming up.What's up?Hey guys.

It looks like it just keeps going this way true.Maybe we just gotta climb Oh, look, there's a little place you grapple on.Yeah.Oh, it's perfect.Watch out.There's an abyss over here.

Wait, what?Oh, no, don't fall.

I won't I got this grappling hook.Oh, yeah.

Oh, what's this legendary samurai book of sorts?

We need to read what's inside Guys, it says the book of ultimate ninja powers OhWait, you guys have never used it before?Nah, we just found that.This is our first time.So can I use it?Sorry, I stole it.

Wow.Didn't even want to share.Whoa.What?I'm super fast now.Hey!

Looks like we know who the best ninja is now.Nah, it's definitely still me.Definitely not.Alright, the samurais have got to be up here.Wait, what is this pole?What the heck?

There's a chest here.It looks like it leads to something.

A pickaxe?What are we gonna do with pickaxes?Uh -oh.

Oh yes, let's go attack them again.

Yo!There's a samurai on that zipline right there.They're on the thing!

This is how they get into our village.No.Go, go, go, go, go.We need to follow them before they do another attack.Hurry.Okay, I made it up.

Oh, jeez.I think I just gotta grab my pickaxe and use it on here.Like this!Whoa!I'm going in!Oh, jeez.

Okay, be very careful because it stops you in the middle.But it leads all the way over to our dojo.Oh, no.

Where else does it lead to?Yo, wait, stop.Stop.I can't stop.Dude, they're right there.They're on the roof.

Wait, what?Oh Nico just submitted himself to death.Oh, no.Oh, no.

Hey, what are they doing here?We shall kill them chop them in half.You guys will not stop our attack.

Yeah, we will Oh my god, he just brutally murdered Nico.What do you mean?I'm right here.

Let's die.Oh my god.How did he get that?Oh, yes Yeah, yeah, yeah They have a new teammate very cute.Okay.He actually is very powerful.

How are you so powerful because I got the book of ultimate ninja powers What what I thought we stole that that has not been foretold for years.How does he have it?

I got one of them.Oh, geez I'll help you bro.Yeah.Yeah, don't worry.I got this.I'm the ultimate ninja and it's time for you to get payback die I got rid of fires Kill them told you guys I was strong nice bro splatted down there.

Wow.That was really impressive Oh, thank you.

If you want you could actually have all this gear I don't think I'm cut out to be a ninja what you have all the power now.Oh, yeah.Sorry about that I canjust transfer it to you or something.

Yo guys, I'm switching teams.Wait, what?Are you ready to die?No!No!I'm just kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding guys.

I'm not a samurai.

Oh, thank goodness.I think I'm just gonna go back home.The ninja life is cool, but it's totally not for me.If you wanna watch more videos from us, then click one on your screen right now.And also, don't forget to subscribe.Subscribe!

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