Lefties Losing It: MAGA landslide as Trump wins 118 from 118

Evening and welcome to a program devoted entirely to lefties losing it.starred with a man once revered as the boss.Sadly, these days, Bruce Springsteen has devolved into a bit of a freak show, a spectacle of tedious, afflicted hysteria and hate.And of course, he was there to farewell the diabolically unfunny Stephen Colbert, the man who managed to lose his employer tens of millions every year.But according to Bruce Springsteen, the reason Colbert was sacked, well, it was all the president's fault.

Bruce Springsteen.

Steven, I'm here in support tonight for Steven because you're the first guy in America who's lost his show because we got a president who can't take a joke.

Told you he is a sad spectacle these days and it only gets worse when he tries to sing.Give it up Bruce, you jumped the shark a long time ago.And the leftist celebs have been lining up to appear on Colbert's show, including Pedro Pascal, who really showed his adoration.Sorry Pedro, but Colbert's interests lie elsewhere.Listen to the married Colbert here talk about his reaction to actress Michelle Williams.This is a little creepy.

attractive that you found it distracting?

I'll tell you who I did not expect to be wildly attracted to.Like, I couldn't, I didn't know what to do with myself.Is that I did not, because I don't, I don't, I like this person's work, but I never thought of them as like a bombshell.I could not, I didn't know what to do with my eyeballs.Michelle Williams was on for the first time.

Ew, and he didn't stop there.He went on and on and on.He was practically shaking in her presence.Wifey must love hearing these stories.But the real reason why Stephen Colbert's program was axed was the enormous cost for mega returns.This was his team, have a look, numbered around 200, including dozens of writers who managed to produce lame, unfunny material night after night, devoid of any wit or insight.

That he wasn't sacked earlier is inexplicable.The show was reportedly losing around $40 million a year.Now to more serious matters.And there was a shooting outside the White House over the weekend.Thankfully, the shooter was quickly neutralized.And some journalists were quick to react.

Here is ABC's Selena Wang.President Trump has said a deal is close only for the two sides to remain far apart.Now compare that reaction to the cluelessness of NBC's Julie Serkin.This woman has zero survival instincts.

Incredible, incredible.

Now you know I've missed Alexandria Ocasio -Cortez, the bartender turned congresswoman who lowers the average IQ of every room she enters.Well AOC had some thoughts about architecting a fascist takeover.

architecting a fascist takeover.the people architecting this were going to be.

Now Chelsea Handler is still whining about the roast of Kevin Hart.It's clear that the bitter banshee can dish it out, but she can't take it.She's resorted to calling Shane Gillis and Tony Hinchcliffe racist and sexist and homophobic.

It's just everything we know, that they're racist, that they're bigots, that they're sexist, you know, that they think they're, like, invincible, that they've been canceled for being, like, you know, Shane got fired from SNL but then was on SNL.Years later, so he got fired.So what happened in between those two events?So he believes this is per one of his exes that he's invincible He's like doesn't matter.I can say anything I want.

Okay, let's have a little reminder about why she's so mad This is what they said about her.

She's aging like a vegetable in Lizzo's fridge and she Sucks and always has by the way.Her whole act is just talking about how it's stupid at kids.We get it Your ovaries are busted.That's like if Kevin's whole act was about how roller coasters aren't that cool anyway But seriously Chelsea actually had her eggs frozen not on purpose.They're just inside of a cold fridge door

Chelsea Handler went to dinner at Jeffrey Epstein's house in 2010.It's just a fun one.You can look it up.There's articles.It wasn't like a big party.There was like seven people there.

And it was like Prince Andrew and Woody Allen were there.

It's true, she did dine with Jeffrey Epstein at his place after he had pleaded guilty to soliciting sex with a minor.But Chelsea Handler claims the only reason she was attacked is because she's so hot.And of course, like every leftist white woman, she feels the need to be offended on behalf of others, including Cheryl Underwood.

You know, she's fine with that.If she said she's fine with that, she's fine with that.I wasn't fine with that.

I thought that was disgusting too.But while Chelsea Handler was bitching and moaning to anyone who would listen, Cheryl Underwood was actually appearing on Shane Gilley's podcast where she said she wasn't offended and she did not want people to be offended on her behalf.Here's a blast from the past.Cindy Lauper has popped her green head up to claim that voter integrity, a measure backed by 84 % of Americans, well, apparently it's all about suppressing the vote of women.

Hi, it's me, Cindy.Don't be fooled.The SAVE Act is not about protecting against voter fraud.It's about voter suppression.Congress is trying to pass the SAVE Act to make it harder to vote, especially for millions of women.First, they come after our right to control our bodies, and now they're coming after our right to vote.

So we must stop them.We are half the population.You need to stand up now.

You know, after all these years, I think some of that peroxide has seeped into her brain.Let's go from the ridiculous, not to the sublime, but the substandard.Here is Bruce Springsteen, again, ranting and raving like a lunatic about Elon Musk and Donald Trump.He even reads this sad little rant from an autocue.

We are undermining NATO and the world order that kept us safe and at global peace for 80 years.Our museums are being told to whitewash American history of any unpleasant or inconvenient facts like the full history of the brutality of slavery.

And here is Elon Musk's response on X. He wrote, Springsteen is, ironically, an America -hating idiot.billionaire hypocrite.Oh yes, Bruce Springsteen is a billionaire.Use your own money for lefty activism, Bruce, not the taxpayers.Now let's check out this amusing AI response.This is really all Bruce deserves.

Staying in the music industry, here is socialist billionaire hating songstress Billie Eilish.You know, the one who says no one is illegal on stolen land.Here she is indulging in more hypocrisyby launching another commercial venture, pushing her overpriced perfume.

Your Turn 2 is now available to purchase in -store and online, and I am so very excited for you to have it.Some of my favorite scents are in this one, like Pimento Berry, Vanilla Orchid, and Cedarwood.And every time I wear it, I feel like I am right back on stage, on tour.I made so many memories wearing Your Turn 2, and I know you'll create your own.Love you.

The left's attempts to rewrite history never fail to appall.Here is the uniquely stupid, or should that be uniquely dishonest, there are no other options, Sunny Hostin.Here, Sunny claims with a straight face that the January 6th riot caused more damage than the BLM riots across the country.

I just think we need to make it clear that there can be no comparison between the Black Lives Matter movement and what we saw on January 6th.I just want to make that clear.There were very limited destruction of property and violence during the uprising.

The truth is BLM's summer of love, the riots, arson, mindless violence and destruction across America caused billions in damage, cost more than 20 lives and saw many more injured.But this is how the media covered what they called fiery, but mostly peaceful protests.

in the face of law enforcement.

Fiery but mostly peaceful.Yes, the media whitewash doesn't change the facts.This is Minneapolis after BLM's summer of love.BLM's reign of destruction caused around $2 billion in damage across the country, but so much more harm was inflicted on communities.The killings, the assaults, all all in the name of the Marxist BLM and under the false notions that there was a spate of white -on -black violence, particularly from the police.Let's see what the ladies of The View are up to.

They're attacking a young athlete, Jackson Dart, because he supports the US president.This may be entirely predictable, but it is nevertheless pathetic.Let's start with Joy Behar, who calls the New York Giants quarterback stupid and racist.

I do hope he sees her.For somebody to back a guy like Trump, whose history in discrimination and racism goes back to housing discrimination.In the 70s, yeah.In the 70s, DEI attacks, and posting pictures of the Obamas as apes, when he's on a team that's 55 % to 60 % the NFL, is that many people, that much percentage of black people.Black, yeah.Black, that that is just the definition of stupidity and racist.

Not to be outdone, we had Sonny Halston taking DART's support of the President, very personally indeed.Simpletons realise Donald Trump won the popular vote.This isn't some fringe view.And in fact, Donald Trump enjoyed more support from black voters than any Republican candidate in around 50 years.

I think when you know the history of this president and you know the biases of this president, for a certain community, the black community, for me, this feels personal.And I think if you are someone who iswho attacks the community to which I belong and you support that that tells me two things either one you agree with his politics and you agree with his biases or you can be adjacent to it stomach in it stomach it and that means you are complicit in my view yeah there are whole there's a whole Congress Look, we can't have Whoopi missing out on this hate fest.

She was eager to remind Jackson Dart that his actions will have consequences.

We have to remember that his right to learn about consequences, because I think he's very young and maybe doesn't realise that there are consequences to these things.

Now, let's have a look at what has triggered this pitiful meltdown from the ladies of The View.It was these 15 seconds.

What an honour, what a privilege it is to be here.And without further ado, I'm grateful, I'm honoured, I'm pleasured to introduce the 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, President Donald J. Trump.

Now, we are told that the Democrats have a real shot in Texas, that their candidate, James Tallarico, is leading the polls.I don't think so.Do you really think this weirdo is going to be elected by Texans?

The Democrats have a weird, a weird candidate.

God is non -binary.There are many more than two biological sexes.In fact, there are six.It is now existential that we try to reduce our meat consumption.The American flag is such a complicated symbol for most of us.Prophetic voices like Jesus have helped me reckon with my own whiteness, my own masculinity.

Our southern border should be like our front porch.There should be a giant welcome mat out front.No need to sit and cry.over, you know, your whiteness or your masculinity.They're going to call me a radical leftist.

Something that you love that's not family or friends.

I love, and I'm just saying this because it's on my mind, the trans children.

The Democrats have a weird, a weird candidate.

And it begins.The socialist, heck, let's call him what he is, the communist mayor of New York City, Zoran Mamdani, has started talking about seizing people's property.Yes, taking people's property and transferring ownership to tenants, or what he calls responsible stewards.You voted for this, New York, you reckless nincompoops.

When necessary, we will take aggressive legal action to remove negligent owners and property managers.And for buildings that have suffered chronic neglect, we will work to transfer ownership to responsible stewards.Stewards that include community land trusts, non -profits, non -profits, or even the tenants themselves.

This next clip is just hilarious.Watch these simpletons protesting outside a nice facility cheer a couple of what they thought were freed immigrants.They were actually just staff members going home.Lefties are so racist.They see someone brown and they think they can't possibly be working.the ICE facility, they must be inmates.

Now Karen Bass, the hopelessly incompetent mayor of LA is getting all sorts of celebrity endorsements including from Hollywood actor Samuel L Jackson.

These are the times we need someone who understands government, also understands the needs of the people.Someone who will go in the streets and gather.

Look, I'm sure in the gated community Mr Jackson lives amongst millionaires.He doesn't get touched by the crime and dysfunction elsewhere in the city, but maybe he'll understand that once he sees his endorsement reimagined.Let's stay in Hollywood and hear from actress Gwyneth Paltrow, who seems to think lettuce is a substitute for dairy products.

You want to avoid dairy.One trick that I do is I dice up arugula and I put it in.Really?Yeah.That's weird.It sounds weird, but it kind of adds like a nice texture to it and it's delicious.

Oh, okay.

No, no, Gwyneth, it is not.And it's not dairy.I mean, These people are mad.Now we brought you the views meltdown over Giants quarterback Jackson Dart endorsing Trump.Well the meltdowns are continuing.Here is former ESPN host Jemele Hill who is now sharing her race -obsessed commentary on CNN.

What was the point?What is the upside in appearing at this rally?Now, he has a right to support whoever he wants, but Abdul Carter has a right to criticize his support of that.His teammate, who is a Muslim, who's a black man in America, had every right to question him about what that support means, especially when you are considered to be the face of the organization and the sort of default leader of the entire team.

From CNN to CBS Now, where anchor Margaret Benen was almost in tears Talking about what a dark place America is in.

We are coming up on this 250th anniversary of the American experience.What specifically makes you optimistic?Because this country at times can feel dark these days.There's a lot of darkness.What makes you feel optimistic?

Ultimately, because we're in Washington, D .C., and everything revolves around politics, we have to remember that politics aren't everything.

I think that was a kind way of telling Margaret, go outside, get some sunshine, love.Now, let's go back to CNN, where Van Jones gave this insightful, balanced, and not at all batshit crazy analysis after Ken Paxton's big win in Texas.

This is a bad night for America.You have a good man running against a bad man, and the bad man won.And just as a parent, that's tough.

And more on Paxton's triumph over rhino John Cornyn.Let's hear from Fox News about the manner in which every Trump endorsed candidate is winning.

I mean, we saw what happened in Louisiana, the primary of Bill Cassidy.We saw what happened a week ago tonight with Tom Massey in Kentucky.And now we're seeing it again tonight, OK, in Texas.Governor level.Trump endorsed eight.He won eight times.

U .S.House 101 endorsed.He won.Yeah, sorry.101 endorsed in the House, and he won 101.

Let me put on the pencil right here and show you this.U .S.Senate, Sean, he has endorsed a candidate.AndAnd prior to tonight, he had won eight times.

And now you can take the endorsement from eight to nine, endorsed, and from eight to nine, winner.Ken Paxton was outspent 9 -1.

Now it's been a while since we've checked in on Tim Walz, the Governor of Minnesota.He marked Remembrance Day this week by dancing for George Floyd.Some Aussie content.This clip featuring Channel 9's Alison Langdon has gone viral with folks pointing out that She's performed a bit of a backflip here on the COVID jab.Here is a recent report from The Anchor.

Kathleen loves flowers.So much so, she became a florist.To keep a shop open during COVID, she got the jab.But the side effects are devastating.13 surgeries later, she can never work again.And the compensation offer?

She says it's an insult.

Devastating effects.But as many have pointed out, the Channel 9 anchor was not very tolerant of those who questioned the merits of the COVID shot, which were mandatory in Australia.Well, mandatory if you wanted to work, travel, go to school.When it mattered, we got this.

All our hopes are riding on a vaccine.You need to be quiet.

If you don't want to listen to our most senior qualified immunologist in this country...I am listening to them and I think you need to start listening to our scientists and our doctors, Craig.Our scientist is our most senior qualified immunologist in this country, Professor Robert Clancy, and you are not listening to him.I'm sorry.

to Jill Biden, the former first lady revealed to CBS that she thought her husband President Joe Biden was having a stroke on live TV during that infamous debate with Donald Trump.

Were you horrified as you saw it unfold?I wasn't horrified, I was frightened because I had never ever seeing Joe like that.

With the COVID, excuse me, with dealing with everything we have to do with, look, if we finally beat Medicare.

Thank you, President Biden.

Before or since?Never.Or since?Yes.Or since.You've never seen him like that?

Never.No.What happened?I don't know what happened.I mean, when I, as I watched it, I thought, oh, my God, he's having a stroke.and it scared me to death.

Scared her to death.That's not what she said at the time.Let's have a look at precisely what Dr Jill said post -debate.

Here is UFC boss Dana White putting a NPR activist journalist in his place.

Clearly this dude from NPR doesn't know the difference between illegal and legal immigration.

We've been talking about how your fighters are often immigrants, people from disadvantaged backgrounds, even a refugee in the case of your champion fighter who's going to be at the White House.These are people, not universally, but in large measure, the president wants out of the country.

And that's not necessarily true either.What the president wants is what everybody has talked about, including the Democrats back in the day.You have to get documented the right way.You know, there's a lot of people waiting in line to get green cards in this country.You know, the borders have been open for the last four years, and lots of criminals came in here, lots of bad people.They got them out first.

I don't think The president has ever said he doesn't want people from other countries.He has said...If you do it the wrong way, yes.

Now, while the women of Iran are risking their lives, facing imprisonment, beatings, even death, protesting against Iran's hijab laws, we have Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio -Cortez donning a hijab in solidarity with whom exactly?The Islamists?To our neighbours, our community, and to this country, we can bring light, See how pleased Zoran Memdani looked there?Pathetic.