We're all that stands between chaos and order. Do you understand? Yeah, bro. I get it. It's all monitoring It's not that big a deal not that big of a deal if you're not gonna take this serious Take this laser blast to the face This dude Monty is already crippled he's on the ground chairs broken. Hey Stevie What? Oh Hello Carla. Oh, he's got a crush on her. You! Where you going? Running in the hall? Detention! Is that a water bottle? Who told you to bring water up here? Expel!
Alright class today we're gonna be learning about... What are you doing here? Have you not heard what's going on in this school and you're coming back for more more sick than These kids are yeah. Yeah, we're gonna finish two before we do three. Sup, Dupes. What's going on, Cory Kitchener and welcome Back to kindergarten two. No Cory. We waited years for two. How could you betray us like this? You know, I'm just trying to be current with the times y'all didn't want to see three until I got two on the channel which I respect back on it still Tuesday so last time let's look at our mission map we did tale of two janitors this time I want to do flowers for Diana
start mission by talking to dr. Danner. Hey, what's up squad? I can't wait to do the mission where we get the free nugget. But let's talk to the Dr. Danner. Ah, one of the new specimens. Not that we'll be seeing much of each other.
Why not?
I don't let below average students in my classroom for morning time. I'm not below average. Oh really? Then perhaps you'd be willing to prove it. How so? Here's the deal. If you could bring me five different types of flowers for my science class today, I'll let you in. I'll let you into my morning class tomorrow. Why do you want flowers?
Plants have a wonderful biology to them. So many possibilities. For medicine, and energy and poisons neurotoxins monster enhancing Just get the flowers. Okay, fine Excellent. Don't disappoint me. If you don't complete the collection, it will be better If you don't show up in my science class at all. Why is that? Because if you don't get all those samples, I'll switch today's lesson from plants to something that involves a nasty dissection.
Got it?
Good.
Now go get my flowers. Where can I find them? Ugh, your thought process is so simple. Females tend to like flowers. Maybe start there. And the rarest flower isn't even at this school.
What?
You have to get some lovestruck loser to deliver it? You'll never be allowed in my class. We'll see about that. Oh I'll work to the wise you may want to have a chat with the hall monitors before the day gets started They tend to give people trouble when collecting my flowers. I saw them chatting inside So you let me in and talk to him of course not only disabled students are allowed to get into school early Okay, so How the heck are we gonna get past janitor Bob?
Hey there kiddo, I'm your friendly neighbor.
Can I get by here?
Only kids with disabilities. So we gotta talk to, I forget his name, Chucky Finster. Hey, uh, you looking to buy something? Uh, you're still selling stuff? Yep, it's gonna be a struggle, but I fully intend to keep my business running.
Alright, I'll buy something.
Oh, lighter, battery, hand sanitizer. Guys, keep in mind we can get- we can get this stuff. I need to get to the handicap ramp. I see, well maybe we can work something out. Like what? I'll tell Bob over there you're pushing me up the ramp
for $3.
What?
This is highway robbery.
Well, we gotta do it. Pleasure doing business with you. It always is, Monty. Hey, I need that kid I was just chatting with to push me up the ramp. Oh, alrighty then, going by.
Okay.
Ooh, we could get a flower. Oh shoot, it uses a freaking move to do it. What else is over here? Looks like this hole caved in.
Okay.
There's a sign with arrows on here. They point up, left, up, right, up, right, left. So I can go in here? Oh, okay, we gotta see what this is. Editing Kory, run, uh, the Lost Woods music. So we go... up...
And then... left... And then... up... And then... right...
And then... up...
And then... right... right and then up and then right and then left and then up. Legendary sword bro! See my mind was already on Zelda take the flower So that's one. Can we go in the school? Oh
Shoot No children are allowed in the halls before the bell rings. I'm sorry. I didn't know Your apologies do not appease me. You will be punished. Are you serious? What's my punishment? The principal recommends study hall, but I recommend death bro study hall is death They just freaking snipe you when the lights turn off a wise decision, but your input does not weigh in my decision Okay, so you're gonna kill me anyways death. I'd prefer if you didn't Do not go inside unless the lunch lady has been removed I
know exactly what to do we got a bait her out we got a bait her out so we found that out on accident oh but it uses a move okay so she she calls her sister out okay now we're in and she's gone we only got one move left we need to talk to the hall monitors We're all that stands between chaos and order do you understand yeah, bro, I get it it's all monitoring It's not that big a deal not that big of a deal if you're not gonna take this serious Student in the halls before the bell?
Study hall, study hall!
Geez, you're way too into this hall monitor thing, aren't you? This is your chance to prove yourself, rookie. Take this kid to the principal's office. Fine, I'll take care of it. Go monitor downstairs or something.
Bro, please be chill, please be chill, please be chill. Look, man, I don't really care that you're up here. That little dweeb can fall down those chairs for all I care. He seems a little uptight. No kidding. Just to stick it to the little jerk.
Why don't you take this? It's good through morning time. He can't do much to you while you're carrying it.
Hall pass?
New outfit unlocked. Now let's get you back outside. Come on dude don't come back in or Steve will totally flip oh he's so chill oh never mind just head down to class get a move on okay so now I can just leave right I have a hall pass I didn't give you a you know what go ahead I don't think a jury would convict me over that. What?
Bro.
Oh wait, this one nugget comes in with no arm. Hold up, new kid.
Okay, yeah, I got a hall pass.
What?
How did you get one of those? I won't accept, but I have to. So I'm allowed upstairs? Yes, now go. Okay, what if I didn't want to go upstairs Okay, the gyms locked
Cafeteria is locked elevator. Can I leave? No What's this bathroom? Yeah, we're not doing your mission. All right, let's go up here. Oh gosh. I didn't see you there This is the girls bathroom. You're not supposed to be in here. You look a little red. Oh, well, um, you see, I saw this beautiful woman. She had lovely brown hair, a beautiful purple dress, and huge-
You mean Miss Applegate?
Is that her name?
Wow, Miss Applegate. I just wish I knew how to get her attention. Why not get her flowers? You think she would like that yeah yeah I'll get her flowers thanks for the tip kid if I leave now I could be back in time to get them to her at a recess good plan okay so that's another flower down I just left this doll she's so pretty just like me do you have any flowers of course I
do I have a pretty pink one but you already know I have that reserved for my new boyfriend Who's your new boyfriend? Well, we aren't official yet, but it's gonna be that cute boy in the blue shirt and red tie He's in the upstairs class. I want you to take this to him. What is it? It's a love letter now Go give it to him. All right, fine. Okay. I need to restart the day actually. Oh, Nugget came in this time. No, Nugget is late, so you're getting study h- Oh dear goodness!
What happened to your arm?
Nugget had to chew it off in order to escape from the failed Nugget cave.
Why did you?
Nevermind. Do you wanna go to the nurse?
You're bleeding all over my new classroom. Nugget is quite durable. Nugget is quite durable. Nugget will survive. If you insist, go ahead and play or do whatever it is that you do. Okay, so now I Got the love letter without using the hall pass first So now I can leave. We can give the love letter to this guy. I have no interest in discussing trivial things with you
I have a love letter for you. Oh
Goodness, I'm flattered, but I must it's from Cindy. Oh that makes more sense
You had me worried things were about to get awkward
Yeah, good thing. It's not up Let's see here a partner would make me more appealing to potential investors. How awful is Cindy?
She's not bad. Excellent.
Then I will accept her request. We will dine together. Good. Here's for your trouble, messenger boy.
Ta-ta.
Uh, thanks.
Say, I haven't seen you around here before. Why aren't you in this class? You know what? We should have gave them a UK accent just because I know they're posh. They're rich all of that say I Haven't seen you around here before Why aren't you in this class?
I'm working on that a man of ambition I like that a Mind about a man of them a man of ambition a man of ambition. I like that Dr. Donna loves his plants. Those red flowers are ridiculous. I'd ask some of the adults. See if any of them are smitten with a new faculty member. Now that there's been additions to the administration here.
What are you doing in here? Get out. Alright cool. I already knew to talk to him about this. Give it to him at recess. recess so cool Used all of our moves. Oh, they're little man shouldn't be in here. I'm not gonna ask just go to lunch cool. Oh My word she is a handful. What's wrong? She wants something vegan, but I don't even know what the devil that even means Well you'll have to help me find something she'll eat. This is all you're doing anyway. I'll figure something out.
Good. Just remember to bring it to me, not her. We're trying to make me look good here. Got it. Alright. So we need two salads.
Umm...
Eh? Eh?
Hello child. What would you like for lunch?
Got anything vegan? Oh yes. I should have seen this coming. You new students are so picky. I can prepare something in the back, but the janitor looks to be still mopping in the area. So you won't get it for me.
Ah, ah, patience child. You wouldn't want me to have a nasty fall.
I wouldn't?
No, you wouldn't, bratty child. So impatient. We will wait for the janitor to finish his work. I will make the food then. Bro, all of this so I can get something vegan? No kids allowed in the teacher's lounge. Go finish your lunch, kid! I need to get in there. I don't care what you need. I'm not moving unless there is a monitoring emergency.
A monitoring emergency Yes a monitoring emergency. I deal with them on a daily basis. You never know when delinquency or tardiness will strike Okay, so a monitoring emergency. Is that just me going into the hall or someone else going into the hall? Please tell me you found something. Are there any flowers here? Right. Yes the flowers this one in the's lounge, but Stevie is dark, guarding the door.
What do I do about that?
Carla knows how to push Stevie's buttons. Try talking to her. Come on Felix, you said you'd get me anything I wanted. Where's my food? I'm working on it. Patience.
You'll get your vegan nonsense whenever I say you'll have it. Boys are so stupid. What's it take to get something vegan around here? Alright, so, Carla. Carla makes things shake around this school. Whenever I need a distraction, whenever I need something to happen.
Hey new kid, how are you liking the food? You have any flowers? Aw, poor new kid. Already suckered into helping Dr. Dana with his silly plants so that's a no. You're so observant.
However, there is one in the teacher's lounge. How do I get in there? Stevie's pretty easy to lure away. All I'd have to do is leave without a pass. Are you willing to do that for me? Of course, for the right price.
How much, since I'll be getting study off of this? $5? Bunch of freaking sharks in this school. Take it! Excellent, I'll give him the runaround for the rest of lunch.
Good luck, kid.
Hey, Stevie!
What?!
Er, oh, hello, Carla. Uh-oh, he's got a crush on her. Can I get a pass for the bathroom? No, you can't! You already used yours today! Well, then it looks like I'll just have to go outside, then!
Hey, come back! It's not recess time yet! Well then it looks like I'll just have to go outside then! Hey!
Come back!
It's not recess time yet! Oh he finished!
Nice!
Okay, so she's gonna make something vegan. While she's doing that, I am going to grab a flower. Well, well, well, look who it is. Seems that Stevie is slipping in his duties. How's my flower collection coming along? Have you found anything yet?
I found one.
Oh really?
That's more than I expected. I suppose you're in here to collect the flower in that vase over there.
Yeah?
So be it. Make it quick and get out. I have to check on something outside. I'll be danged if I let a child stay in the teacher's lounge unsupervised.
Okay.
Well, thanks.
Take the flower. All right, I've entertained your presence long enough.
Get out!
All right.
So she should have the vegan stuff now. You've returned for your picky food, yes?
I have.
There you are, child. Please enjoy your rabbit food. Thanks.
Wait, what?
Chucky Finster left. Looks like Ozzy left his food here. His sandwich has onions in it. I'll take one. Oh, new card awesome now we can give him this salad all right here you go brilliant excellent work Aaron
boy no problem here you are darling a nice vegan meal for you oh thanks sweetie you're the best now you just need to do one more thing for me at recess and we'll be official. Can't wait, honeysuckle. Leave before they start making out?
Eugh.
Nyan, nyan!
The bell has rung. Be gone from my cafeteria! Anyone who has disobeyed our lovely principal today shall report to study hall. All others may go play at recess. Alright cool, so we actually get to go outside today. Thank goodness you're here. She is being absolutely wicked.
What now? She is insisting that I do something horrible to one of the other girls, but I'm not much for getting my hands dirty. So you want me to do it? Of course.
Cindy already told me that you want the flower for Dr. Donna. It's as good as yours if you could destroy Penny's self-esteem.
How do I do that?
She is quite the eye for contraband. I say you take this and plant it by the tree with the beehive. What is this? I'm not really sure. All I know is that it was in a safe in our summer home. Father probably doesn't want it found.
Bro just gave me some OG kush. So do I put it by the tree?
Yes.
Once you've planted, I'll let her know it's there. When she's under the tree, shake it until the hive falls. The bees will sting her and she'll look awful, just like Cindy wants. This is diabolical. All right, before that, let me explore recess. If you want the flower, go talk to Felix.
He knows what he needs to do. What up, Jerome? Hey, kid, looking to get on these swings?
Not right now.
This tie is pretty stifling in this heat, but Felix says a professional always looks his best. What's up with this rock wall? It's pretty neat, right? Just don't climb on any of the gray rocks. They're unstable.
Oh, okay.
What up, Nugget?
Nugget thinks this would be a good place for the Nugget Cave.
That's nice, Nugget. Oh, the sun's so bright. What a miserable day. That's great. Cindy. Oh, this is the principal's daughter. Is it recess so much fun? Do you have any fun things you want to do? Nope
What up Monty? What just because I can't walk doesn't mean I can't play? Damn, bro No one said all of that. Don't crash out on me cuz you're paraplegic. I ain't do that to you Oh, you can sell stuff. Oh Sorry, I could be a little defensive about this whole not being able to walk thing. I can tell. What do you want to sell?
This stuff.
You can sell it? I gotta see this. Heh heh heh, where did you get that? Ha ha ha, oh geez kid, whatever you're doing, you're way in.
Ha ha ha.
Yo, this is crazy.
Whatever you're doing, you're in way over your head. You want it or not? Yeah, sure. How's five sound? It's worth more than that. I know.
I just didn't know that you knew that.
Fine.
I'll throw in a monster mon card. Oh, we got to come back for that. Or do we still get it? Even if, do we get to keep the card if we reset the day? No deal. Suit yourself Plus I need to um, I gotta plant this anyways, so let's plant the contraband. Good day, Penny Hello Felix. It is a good day, isn't it? The Sun is shining and the yes. Yes cut the chit-chat
I heard a nasty rumor that one of those nasty children has some hidden contraband by the big tree Oh, no, I'll look for it right away. Oh My there certainly is some contraband around here. I just need to find it. All right, let's shake the tree Oh Oh, it hurts! Help me! Help me! My blood! Oh!
Bloody good show. Cindy will be quite pleased. I'm happy you're happy. Give us the flower, Cindy.
Stop playing around.
Music to my ears. Those bees did a great job on that awful girl's face. Can I have the flower now? Of course.
A deal's a deal.
Thanks for hooking me up with this gold mine. Those bees did a great job on that awful girl's face. Can I have the flower now? Of course, a deal's a deal. Thanks for hooking me up with this gold mine. I'm sure we'll be very happy together. You deserve each other. Oh, would you look at that?
The little snitch didn't take the contraband. Well, I wouldn't mind if you wanted to keep it. Perhaps you could find another use for it. Like what? Well, I've seen father's associates sell large quantities. Perhaps there's a buyer nearby.
He came with the flowers! Um, Miss Applegate?
Huh?
Oh, it's you. The new janitor. What do you want?
These? No, These are for you.
You got me flowers? Why, that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me that didn't involve pills. Come with me. Oh! But what about the flowers? Leave them. Bro! Janitor about to go crazy!
Oh! She said come with me! What are you guys doing over there? Bro, janitor about to go crazy.
She said come with me. What are you guys doing over there? Oh my, we got no supervision. We gotta take advantage of this. So first, I'm gonna pick up this flower. We can sell this weed.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's a flower by the dumpster. That's right, That's right. That's right. Uh huh. Take that. Uh, we literally got all the flowers, all the bees in the bee have gone after Penny.
There's a monster mon card.
Bro.
I began so lucky. What can I do with these? Oh, this is this is a secret code. Get on the swings, I guess. There's an old riddle about these swings. It's pretty ominous.
Where do you keep hearing these riddles? My sources are my own. Do you want to hear the riddle or not? Fine, what is it? Yellow swing, blue swing, left swing, red. Alright, let's take a picture of that. Then what? Return to the second then return to the fourth. What? Get it wrong and I'm dead?
Yep, I think if you talk to me it sort of resets. Good luck kid. Okay so this junk says yellow swing, blue swing, left swing,
red. Return to the second
and then the fourth red
let's go!
Good stuff, kid, you're really good at this. All right, cool, that wasn't that bad. So now we can just sell the weed. It's worth more than that. Give me the Monster Mon card. Yup, pleasure doing business with you.
All right, that's the bell, let's all go back inside. No stalling
Anyone who wants to pay the lab fee can go to the science classroom
Wait, what? Well, I'm glad we just made some money. We're going to the science room. Welcome to science class
Please observe the common plant in front of you observe
Notice how it is neither carnivorous or poisonous, because the PTA is a bunch of cowards. Feel free to take a sample and look at it under one of those microscopes. This one won't do much, but it could if Ozzy's mom wasn't such a wimp. Wait, what? Ah, almost forgot. One of you was supposed to get me some flower samples today. Did you manage to get them all?
Yup, you did. Well, that is most impressive. I didn't think a lowly student such as yourself could manage it. So do I get an A? We'll see. I'll be right back. What? Bro just made a piranha plant! The PTA said you can't do stuff like this anymore! Oh all of, all of you, shut up! This new student has actually managed to get all the specimens needed to allow Diana to grow,
and there's no way the PTA will stop me! Got it, Ozzy?
Got it!
Now, we're going to be feeding her the flowers in a very particular order. Um, where did I leave those notes? Dang it, I left them downstairs. I'll be back momentarily. Feel free to observe the boring plant while I run out and grab them. How did you discover the order?
What?
Oh, it just came to me while I was gazing around the room. I'll be back with it shortly. Gazing around the room? Okay, so... We can give him the plants on our own. I'm seeing yellow, purple, red.
I'm seeing yellow, red, green. Okay, let's talk to the kids first. Plants are so cool. Dr. Danner is the smartest teacher ever. Weren't you just stung by bees?
Oh, yes.
I suppose I was.
Don't worry though, my mommy fixed me up good as new. You sure heal fast. I sure do. It's all because my mommy takes good care of me. Penny, Penny, not Tammy, Penny! She is a robot.
I feel like next is red, but why do I feel like that would be too easy?
We did it!
I found my notes! We can now begin! My word, she's absolutely radiant! Did you... did you actually feed her the flowers in the right order? I guess so. I'm stunned. I never would have expected such ability from a simpleton such as yourself.
Thanks, I think? Oh, he gave me a Monster Mon card. I suppose you earned yourself an A plus for the day. You are welcome to join my advanced class for morning time tomorrow. You're also welcome to have this silly card
from that game you play.
I'm touched.
Well, there's the bell. I'll be seeing you tomorrow for morning time. Let's go! We bodied that one! Nugget still arm broke.
Ayyy!
Got a A+, got a A+, got a, got a, got a A+.
Ay!
New clothing.
Look at all the cars, baby Okay Tuesday again Your monster mind collection is coming along great. It looks like you have enough cards to make a full deck neat It is neat open up your monster mind Collection and build a deck when you have a full deck, you can challenge other kids.
What?
Bro, this is Yu-Gi-Oh. Okay, that's really cool. Deal six damage, let's do that. All right, cool. So now, what's our next mission? The Hitman's Potty Car.
Start the mission by talking to Felix and then Ted. All right, let's do it I don't know if we need to take anything what should I bring to school today so we can just oh sick we can just take it all right let's go all right so talk to Felix right I told you already Teddy the plan is foolproof just do exactly what I told you and- I know. It's just...
I don't know, Felix. This whole thing seems so wrong. Ozzy hasn't done anything to us. It'll be fine. Quit being such a- How long have you been listening to our little chat?
Not long.
Good!
I wouldn't want Ted here to get in trouble. Hey, why would I get in trouble? I didn't do anything! Which is just so typical for you, Teddy. I'll just save our family's company myself. Good luck with that.
Oh hey, I'm Ted. Why aren't you in on Felix's plan? Because he's a good-for-nothing disgrace to my family's name! I'm sorry, Felix. I want to help I Can I can do this? Maybe I can explain but during morning time. I'll be in the regular class the stupid class
Stupid class if you want to talk then okay, see you then okay cool I can't wait to get started now that I think about it, we can start now. O-okay. What are you trying to accomplish? Just help me with this one part and I'll tell you the rest during morning time, okay? Okay, what do we need to do?
Well, we're gonna need to distract Ozzy during morning time. Talk to him to see if you can figure out what will draw his attention. Okay. And I'm gonna need someone who I can stage a fight with. Probably a girl. Although, with the res-
What?
Resonating? I'm not sure if there are any in the, uh, dumb class. I know a dumb girl. Teddy, you can't pull this off.
I'll handle it.
Let it go! I'm gonna try you'll see so I guess now I need to talk to Ozzy. I can't believe it. It's not fair What's your name? I'm Ozzy. You're one of those awful new kids. Okay, what do you like to do? I like to play with my favorite toy. Just okay. Yeah battery ran out. Yeah Yeah, he's like a wimp all of them, but me moved to a new school to make room for you jerks How many were moved?
Three we got a bad deal if you ask me. Okay, what did I need to talk to him for? Well here's the stupid girl. Ted wants your help with something.
Ooh, how forward.
I've only been here for like 5 seconds and I'm already being propositioned. Yeah, wow, amazing. Well then, he'll just have to go through a little test. Here's some gum. If he makes it find its way into another girl's hair then it's a date. This was the same thing from the first game. I don't like it when a man keeps me waiting. I want it done before the bell rings. Chop chop! Alright dude, you gotta get on this. Yup, here's your gum. Ew, why did you give me some chewed up gum?
Stick it to a girl's hair what that's so mean but my plan will this girl go along with my plan if I do this I think so okay I guess I'll just stick it in Carla's no I like Carla why not penny oh if he does it in pennies he's getting shot but I gotta see
No!
I mean Carla is mean sometimes She deserves to get in her hair more than Penny See? Why was he so adverse to doing that? Everybody knows! You mess with Penny you dead
Okay go do it
I'm really sorry about this Carla
Sorry about what? You haven't done any- I'm really sorry about this Carla.
Sorry about what? You haven't done any- Oh so that's how it's gonna be? Well you just made yourself an enemy Ted. I'd watch your back if I was you. I'm really sorry but I have this really elaborate plan to-
Get away from me! Oh man, she seemed really mad. I feel terrible. This was your plan. I know, but can you just go over there and see if she's okay? Maybe we can make it up to her later. I'll see what I can do.
Oh, that was wonderful! You're gonna be an excellent boyfriend Yeah, okay. It's all coming together. I'll see you in morning time Good grief, Teddy It's fine Felix. My plan will work. You'll see
Look
Why was she so easy for Ted but not Felix. Felix had to run around doing all of this stuff. Ted puts gum in Carla's hair and he's Insta boyfriend? Ugh, what the heck is wrong with Ted? He just came up and stuck gum in my hair. Anything I can do to help? That's nice, kid.
I appreciate it. I could use some scissors to cut this crud out of my hair. Where can I get those? Upstairs, but since you're in the less gifted class, it would probably be easier for you to get them at lunch. Okay Thanks kid. Here's a vending machine coupon I would do it myself, but I'm not allowed to use the machine anymore after I started counterfeiting these
Yeah, Carla is the plug for sure Okay for the last move. I'm just gonna be friends with Cindy. Did you change your mind?
You want my friendship?
Yeah, I'll take it. He looks so good on you. I'm glad we're friends. I'll see you around. Bro, this is a tracker. It's a tracker.
That's the bell. Everyone head inside to your assigned classrooms. Yeah, let's go to the smart class Welcome to the advanced class if you are here you have proven to be smarter than the other slugs you call peers Please try to use this time constructively Einstein was building ray guns in kindergarten. So should you? Remember to fill out your daily assessment on the computer Plus if you take it you get a school mandated prize because we can't have learning without incentive anymore. What a world
Okay, I'm just gonna leave I need to go to bathroom, okay, so I got to do my assessment whatever the freak this is Look, what's the point of science? It can't bring my dad back. All right game We know that Jerome's dad got killed in the first game But this could also double for something else racially charged. I darn it. None of these parts are the ones I'm looking for.
What are you looking for?
I'm trying to find something to upgrade the precision of the laser cannon on my chair. I'm going to use it. I'm going to use it to make that janitor suffer. Yeah, you made me suffer last episode. How do I take my assessment
what do I need to do hey what gifts it's just a box of cleaning supplies I thought we were getting prizes the school mandates that I give out prizes it doesn't mandate that they have to be good prizes so I just grabbed something out of the janitor's closet Wow what a total ripoff so now I can take my assessment I don't even think we should be in here though right because we're Wow, what a total rip off. So now I can take my assessment. I don't even think we should be in here though, right?
Because we're trying to get scissors. Wait, no, that's to help Carla. What was our original mission? So now I can leave. If you must leave, it'd be nice if you asked me first. Can I leave?
I don't know, can you? May I leave?
So he's chill now that we're in his class. Oh and this guy is just chill all the time
So we can use the coupon. Wait, what what did I just get? Yeah, we messed up use coupon on scissors Oh, I used it on the passbook, which is the smart thing to do. This thing is $6. But I'm just wanna buy the scissors. Let's go back.
Here, Carla.
Oh, we have to wait till she's done on the computer. Hello, are you enjoying the gifted class? I guess so. Me too, what's your favorite science subject? Chemistry? I like chemistry too. My mommy has been working on some neat chemistry stuff
with Dr. Danner. I think it's some kind of green goo. What's it do? I don't know, but it sure is neat. But let's use our last move. I hope you all learned something today.
Go to lunch.
Okay, so where's Ted at? I got you the scissors. All right, we messed up Felix has this scheme That's gonna help our family's company, but I have a better one and no one wants to listen to it So what is it? I'll tell you but you've got a promise not to tell anyone though Felix will be so mad if his plan gets ruined and it's my fault. I won't tell anyone I want to use you to
kill Ozzy and it's my fault. I won't tell anyone. I want to use you to... KILL AZI?!
Why Azi? Well, you see, um, Felix said it's because... I actually don't know, but I think it has something to do with our inheritance. Your inheritance? What? Yeah. Felix and I are gonna be getting a large sum of money when we turn 18. Felix says a dumb kid like me won't know what to do with it.
Maybe he's right. Don't say that. Thanks, I appreciate that. So how do we- wait, what does that have to do with killing Ozzy? Well, I want to give him an a- Asthma attack?
He uses inhaler a lot. He keeps it in his cubby. Why do we need Cindy? We're gonna need a long distraction. I figured we could pretend to fight or something to draw the teacher's attention and you could grab it. Let's get that inhaler. Right. But first, we should handle Ozzy.
You got something to distract him with, right? Yup. I got the battery. Listen, y'all already know. I was already on top of it. Yup. Good thinking. know I was already on top of it yep good thinking he'll move to the other side of the class to play with destructo-chan give him the that battery and then we could talk to Cindy right nugget runs in let's give him the battery you can have
this battery well really thanks maybe you aren't so bad yeah maybe maybe I'm trying to kill you See you never know! I feel like I should have been an actor guys. Like be real, no one can turn it off like me. Or turn it back on! I'm gonna go play over by the toy box, I'll see you around kid!
Yeah, see ya.
6 feet under. Okay, so now I can grab the inhaler. Or no, no, no, I have to start the fight first. With Ozzy out of the way we're ready to make our move. When we start the distraction be ready to grab that inhaler. Let's do this. Also Felix didn't get a chance to empty his cubby before going to the smart class. There's some stuff in there that might be worth grabbing. Like money? No, no, no. The money is in my cubby.
Felix is, yeah, he's got the weed. Anyway, let's go start a distraction. Lead the way. I just love this doll. She's so pretty, just like me. We need you to cause a distraction.
Oh, really? Sorry, sweetie, but I only do something like that for my boyfriend. Ted will be your boyfriend. Yeah, remember? We need to put on a show to distract the teacher. Heh heh. Oh yeah, that's my kind of date. Are you ready to go then?
He is.
Yeah, let's go. Be ready to grab that inhaler, kid. Follow me, boyfriend. We're about to have our first spat. Are you ready, sweetie? Ready for what?
You haven't told me anything. Just play along. I've done this a million times. Play along with what? This doesn't- HOW DARE YOU!
Oh!
Hey, that hut! You're a jerk! Well there's more where that came from! Hey, Cindy, stop! Knock it off right now! Alright, she's going over there. I'm gonna grab the inhaler inhaler inhaler first
To start the asthma attack so we can take the money three bucks. No, let's take the we could get five for the weed Okay, okay. I'll stop but I'll kill him if he ever does that again Not good enough you little brat. You're getting steady off of this little incident.
It was worth it.
Oh, I could've grabbed the Monstermon card. Oh, I wanted that. Bro, I literally just did all that and I can't get the Monstermon card.
Did you get it?
Please tell me you got it. I got it.
Awesome.
You're really good at this. Thanks. Now what? Now that we took his lifeline, we just need to stress him out enough to trigger an asthma attack. What stresses him out?
Ozzy is a bit particular. He likes to do things in a certain way. If we could break his routines, he should start freaking out. Where do we go? Where do we go where we start lunch he does a lot of really
specific things there it shouldn't be too hard to throw him off his game okay then attention new kids here's your passbook if you get an adult to sign it you're allowed out in the halls don't get any crazy ideas though you're only allowed to use it once per day. We never got that before. Oh thank goodness, that's the bell. Get out of my classroom and go to lunch. Alright. Oh there you are. It's time to move forward with the next stage of
the plan. What is it? What the devil are you talking to him for? What are you two doing? Oh, uh, nothing Felix. I'm just gonna show the new kid where the forks are. Follow me new kid. Okay, Felix can't know we're doing this. I want to do it just the two of us so he knows that I can take charge of stuff. Okay, in a few minutes, Ozzy is gonna leave and use the bathroom.
You need to take the stall on the left. That's the stall he likes. Okay. It'll stress him out. That's the name of the game here. We just have to keep putting pressure on him
until he cracks. Now go to that stall and wait for him.
Okay.
Oh, Felix is watching. Here's a fork so we don't look suspicious. Also, did you talk to Carla? Will she forgive me? She wants scissors. Of course. We should probably do that while you're out as well All right, cool Bet we got a we got plenty to do. Huh? What are you doing? You cannot leave you haven't eaten yet So we we got a waste to move on eating, all right, just give me a hamburger
I'm out of here. I bought a hamburger. Oh, my mistake. Please allow me to mark your passbook. Alright. So we just have to waste two moves. So first... Hey man, you need a pass to be out here.
Go back to lunch where I'm giving you a study hall. I have one. Oh, a bathroom pass. Okay, go ahead. No, I wanted to go upstairs. What can I do? So you let me up? Well that little nerd took my cigarettes this morning.
What happened to have something to smoke? We got to do all of this to get the scissors because the scissors are upstairs. All right here.
Take that right?
He say yo, this is better than cigarettes. We got to buy the scissors. Let's use the coupon for the scissors. Go back and take the stall on the left. No, he said the stall on the left.
Oh, okay.
We gotta be in here before that happens and then get the scissors after.
What the?
Who's in there there this is my stall I use it every day come on right now I'm not done yet unacceptable everyone knows this is my stall now hurry up and finish just use the other one the other one I'd rather die then die you ever heard the last of this kid? Bye Ozzy. All right, let me out.
And let me go get the scissors. Nice, nice. Okay, okay. Poupon on the scissors. Thanks for the hookup and everything, but you got to get going, okay. Poupon on the scissors. Thanks for the hookup and everything, but you gotta get going, bro.
All right.
You don't see my inhaler? I thought I left it in my cubby, but it's not there. I haven't seen it. Darn it. Good thing I keep a backup in my locker upstairs.
Oh my.
Which locker is your locker?
Wait, what? I prefer to stay under here when I get a summer. You want to battle? I doubt some new kid has what it takes to beat me. My red and blue deck is unbeatable.
Let's go.
Monster Mon is a simple and fast paced card game. Try to defeat your opponent by reducing their health points to zero. This is Monster Mon's name. This is a monster monster action for one mana These blue orbs are your mana which you use to play actions and reactions. All right, let's play Literally beat everyone except for nugget. I just have to rearrange my deck. Climb the wall.
Got it. Got it. I gotta get the green flower. Bring it back to Ozzy.
Yup, got the flower. Wow, you are so good.
So now we just have to get into that locker and steal the backup inhaler.
How do we do that?
There's only one person that could get us into that locker. And I put gum in her hair this morning.
Oh no.
Well, let's see if we can smooth things over for her. Okay. I got some scissors. We have a job for you. Is that so? And why would I be so inclined to help the kid who put gum in my hair this morning? I'm really sorry about that. But if it helps, my plan has been pretty suc- Shut it, snob!
Did you get those scissors I asked for? Yup. Good, at least I got that going for me.
So will you help us?
Ugh, I guess if you do one more favor for me, which is… See that kid in the wheelchair over there? He's been making some moves on my turf today. I gotta show him not to do that.
How?
Here's a screwdriver. See to it that his wheels are less than operable. We can do that. No way, he'll see us. There's two of you. One of you to pretend to buy something from the little fence while the other sneaks behind him and pops out a screw. It's not that complicated. We've got this.
Good, come see me when it's done. Ugh, I guess we'll have to do this. We have to further disable a cripple.
I feel sick.
You're trying to kill another kid That's different. I know Felix has a good reason for never mind Let's get it over with right before we do I want if you want to buy or sell stuff You should probably do it now. I'd only be in the mood after this. Okay, so let's sell the inhaler When we could battle already battled him. Pot of Grease? Bro, come on. The Yu-Gi-Oh references are going crazy. I guess let's sell the inhaler.
Okay, I'll pretend to buy or sell something. Just try to make sure he doesn't get hot too bad, okay? All right, let's unscrew it.
Oh!
Oh! Oh no, no, no, no! What happened to my chair? This sucks! Oh, oh no, no, no, no, what happened to my chair this sucks. Why is this happening to me? Oh My oh, yeah. Oh let you get yourself together Just imagine the visual here bro, this dude Monty is already crippled. He's on the ground chairs broke.
He's trying to like get himself up. We'll talk later when you're not on the floor. Just get out of here. Well done. Okay, a deal is a deal. I'll see you to a dot Ozzy's locker is open by the time you get to it. Can you grab the inhaler for us? That's not part of our deal. You only said locker. You're going to have to grab whatever you want out of it by yourself.
Okay.
I feel pretty bad about that, but it was necessary. Sure it was. It's almost time to do the actual job now. Are you ready for your big moment? What do I have to do? When the bell rings, pay the lab fee and go to science. That's where Ozzy goes after recess. Oh, I'm glad we got $3. Then what?
Once you're there, cause a distraction and sneak out. Grab the inhaler out of his locker. Once you have it, show Ozzy the flower. He should fall apart and die. Sounds like a plan. Felix and I will meet you after school.
If all goes well, you'll be handsomely rewarded. See you then. Finally, one more class and then I get to go home. Anyone who wants to pay the lab fee? Yep, we're going to science, baby. Okay, we just gotta get out of class. Hey, I see you over there.
No leaving when there is science to be done. I need, okay, so we can get a distraction out of her. I don't know if we're gonna actually give her the flower after that. I need a distraction. I don't know. Dr. Danner seems smarter than Ms. Applegate.
He probably won't fall for any old distraction. You're gonna need something big. Like the electrical outlet? The electrical outlet?
Oh no.
How's that gonna create a distraction? Stick this in it. What's that gonna create a distraction? Stick this in it. What's that gonna do? Make a distraction. If you insist, but I want that flower before I do anything. I could get in trouble, but it'll be worth it for something so pretty.
I wonder if I can get it off of her body.
This sounds so bad.
Okay, here. Oh, goody. Get ready to run. Here comes a distraction.
Oh no.
Oh no. Oh goody, get ready to run, here comes a distraction.
Oh no, oh no.
Hey Dr. Danner, look what I'm doing. What? Wait, what are you doing?
That's not a good idea.
You new children are dumber than the monkeys whose brains are removed. That's a typo, so I'm gonna get the flower off of her Take the flower. Oh I got Cindy's outfit. Let's go in the hall. I got which one is this locker Inhaler
Huh, hey kid you can't be out of class get back in there. Oh,er. Oh shoot. Huh? Hey kid, you can't be out of class. Get back in there! Aw man. Oh, look who's back. I'm terribly sorry that plants in the dark wasn't interesting enough for you. Please just don't kill me. Please! We're so close! I forgive you. Please. Take this laser blast to the face. Sigh. Explosion.
Okay, I'm gonna grab this first, get back to class, then grab the flower.
Ah, there we go.
Ah, there we go. Everyone get back to doing science. Okay, so now I can show this to him. Go away kid, I'm trying to learn about plants. Yeah, check out this plant.
Ah, no, get that away from me.
I think I'm having an asthma. Give him some room. Dang it, Ozzy, we've been over this. Where's your inhaler? It might,
fucker, please hurry.
Okay, uh,
well Ozzy, I have some bad news. It's not there. So it looks like you're gonna die here. But don't worry, it won't be in vain. If you sign on the dotted line here, I'm semi-legally allowed to use your body for science?
We gotta get Dr. Danner a body here, bro.
Gah!
I'll just forge it for him.
It's what he would've wanted?
God. Oh!
Good news, everyone. I've suddenly come into possession of a cadaver Tomorrow's lesson will be on anatomy I just noticed the body count on today's class has been slightly higher than average perhaps. We could end the day a little early Everyone go home
Bro
This these were two crazy freaking missions, exactly. I knew we could do it. And we did it all without your help. Yes, I'm sure father will be quite proud. Give him his reward. Give him the thing. Oh yes, here you are.
What is it?
It's a pin from our company. It represents you are a trustworthy ally to our family.
Cool.
Say Teddy, would you mind telling the driver I'll be a minute? I just need a moment to talk to our new friend here. Sure thing, Felix. Before I go, take this Monster Mon card. It looks kinda like Ozzy did before he, um...
Oh.
Bye. Nice. Oh dear, what a mess. A mess? This wasn't supposed to happen.? This wasn't supposed to happen. Ozzy wasn't supposed to die.
You didn't want Ozzy dead? Goodness no. I wanted Ted dead.
We just did all of that.
We got the double bombshell. Not only did we just do all of that to kill the wrong kid, this kid wants his own brother dead. Perhaps we could discuss the matter tomorrow. Perhaps.
Excellent.
Good day to you, Hitman. Good day. perhaps excellent good day to you hit man good day bro this this was insane this was insane prestigious pin we got two new outfits two freaking dead kids today all the cards yes we're gonna need these cars to beat nugget at recess for sure. All right guys I've been recording for over three hours. So Hopefully you enjoyed this episode of kindergarten too
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