LEVEL 1 CLASH ROYALE

Today is episode one of level one clash royale. Now, I don't know how this is gonna go Obviously the goal is to get to 10 000 trophies with level one princess towers We are going to see if we can make clash royale players rage today as you can see we have 68 000 gems We have zero trophies and the goal is to keep our princess tower at level one now Here's my first question, and I need to know this Does can I unlock the pass Royale without leveling up my king tower or my princess tower because it's saying King level 7

Oh, no, I can't I can't you got yep. Yep. I can't I can't I can't all right First things first let's start spending an egregious amount of money on this mobile phone game All right, we need this. I'm gonna be BMing now chat I'm gonna be BMing. It's not even I'm level one Because I do because I'm level one I get the pass I can do what oh my god. We got a diddy cage already That's huge. That is gigantic

Let's open a couple more chests. Remember we have to remain at level one. Wait, I just realized something if I level up my entire deck I'm gonna get King level 7 and if I get King level 7 I can bypass round. We're already flying. We're already gliding Let's go stay locked in perfect. That's all we need to know chat We don't care about the King tower. We're just gonna keep our princess towers at level one The goal is to manipulate and gaslight our opponents. Ha ha Yes, yes. Yes. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yep. I will. Yep here. I I know here's the money

$12 bro did passout used to be $12? Has it went up or down in price? I feel like it went up in price, no? Dopamine is firing on all fronts. Give me the baby dragon, bang! This guy is going to carry us, okay.

All right, perfect, perfect, perfect, okay. It's a deal, work. Spend more money. Come on dude, also the speedy mini Pekka with the speedy giant like I'm gonna three crown people at the speed of light and The entire time we're gonna be manipulating and gas lighting. This is gonna be perfect We're already level 14

Okay, remember we don't upgrade our towers. We, I have to keep reminding myself Wild cards will take it. Mini Pekka's will take it Bro, honestly the level up chests are Don't upgrade the princess The level up chests are pretty good. I don't I don't think the level up chests are that bad. I have to keep opening these so they don't stock up.

You know what I mean? Dude, we're gonna get into a battle soon. I'm not gonna max my whole entire deck because I wanna wait till I get to the next arena to unlock more cards so I can max out different cards. You know what I'm saying?

Dude, I have a level 9 fireball these arena 1 players are not ready man the Evo baby dragon plus mini Pekka combo is gonna be absolutely insane boys come on lock in upgrade this upgrade you upgrade you upgrade you Dude, and we need to buy more baby dragons guys our baby dragon is almost maxed out Once I finish upgrading the musketeer and the giant we're gonna max out our baby dragon We're gonna go to our first battle. We need to get to arena 3 at the speed of light Okay, once we get to arena 3 we can start getting a bunch of cards man. Stay locked in. Let's go

All right

Baby dragon baby dragon baby dragon you're getting upgraded right beautiful. Perfect. Amazing fantastic Why did I not think of this I'm gonna go with this one. I'm gonna go with this one. I'm gonna go with this one.

I'm gonna go with this one.

I'm gonna go with this one. I'm gonna go with this one. I'm gonna go with this one. Wet their pants going against I got it

There's no way in God's green earth a level one player knows how to defend evo recruits I'm sorry. I just refuse to believe that I Refuse to believe that bro There's dude if a level one player plays against evo recruits. They're going to urinate on their pants We're gonna jump into our first battle, but first things first. I need to get a maxed out level 15 baby dragon

Dude and now because I am lockedits they're just gonna keep force feeding me recruits. This is literally amazing. Come on man! More baby dragons. Give me all the baby dragons! Empty all your pockets I need all of them. More baby dragon.

Yes.

Bumble.

Vamo borra carajo. More baby dragon. More. Yes a lot of dopamine, man. It's like, I don't know what it is, bro, but gemming is like, I don't know what it is, but it's like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm I just really like jamming it gives me a lot of dopamine man It's like I don't know what it is, bro But jamming don't upgrade the princess remember we need to be the masters of manipulation and gas lighting today

We got this Stay locked in let's go Upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade just keep upgrading everything upgrade upgrade

Boys in a dream scenario we pop out with a maxed out deck in about

Realistically 45 minutes because I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to get to arena 3 to get a max deck But once I get to arena 3 yo King, you don't have to tell me how to upgrade. I have three other accounts, bro.

There should be a software implementation where like if I already have another account registered, they shouldn't be retaking me to the tutorial. Like, hey, Supercell, I've already punted like 10 grand to you guys. I know how to spend money on this game.

Not to toot my own horn here, but I think I'm pretty freaking good at it Upgrade dude, the baby dragon is almost level 14. And if it's almost level 14, you know, that means one thing and one thing only It's almost level 15

Come on More, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, Two more chests and we have a maxed out baby dragon

God this is what I'm doing. This is so high skill chat. This is high skill of jamming bro. Oh my god And now reality give me whatever I want oh Oh elite wild cards, how do I get those?

Super stop super so super so where are my elite wild cards? Supercell shop right it would be in the Supercell shop Yeah, this is fine for now we don't need to do that right now we our only goal right now is to get to arena 3 Right Before our first battle. Let's get our deck as high leveled as humanly possible. Recruits welcome to the deck. Recruits welcome to Brain Rat Royale.

Perfect. I

Won't oh no, I'm out of I'm out of gold. How do I get gold? How do I get gold? I need gold to upgrade my stuff All right, we have to play yo if we're gonna get our deck max We ran out of gold. We did not evenly distribute our levels, which was on me But it's okay because we are going to fly to arena 3 right now. Remember boys our first game of level 1 clash Royale now the goal for today

Is to manipulate and gaslight. See my opponent's probably like oh he has level 1 princess tower Wow This guy must be so under, oh, he also has a level one princess. Okay, we need to get to arena three for a bunch of different, I actually feel, wait, do you guys think a fireball

would wipe out like half the giant's health probably? Let's just recruit the bridge, man. He's so cooked, there's nothing this guy can do yeah he already wait hit the night oh my god the mini packer oh my god the mini pet the mini Packer the mini Packer that's a level 14 baby dragon.

That right there is how you manipulate your opponent. Chat, I'm quote unquote level 1. one all right next mission speed run to arena 2 then speed run to arena 3 unlock the merge tactics shop buy a bunch of cards max out our deck with more gold and more gems at arena 3 we will have a max death. Predict the minions. I'm sorry, that would have been so much. Is he about to 3 crown?

Is he about to 3? Okay, I'm starting to think the mini Pekka does not have a mini Pekka. Dude, he just three crowned. Can we get an aura in the chat? Chat, he just three crowned single handedly. I'm level one by the ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm level one by the way, chat. Don't forget, remember, I'm level one.

We're going to be level one for this entire video. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I need mental help. All right, let's chat to the people that are typing L bully listen. I'm not here to bully people That's not why I'm here take out that giant nice I'm not here to bully people are those recruits about to take the tower single-handedly

Oh my oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god, almost Yeah, listen, I'm not here to bully people bro at the end of the day We are conducting a social experiment and we're gonna figure out today if you can beat clash royale without leveling up your towers I am going to be The most swagged out level one you've ever seen in the history of the arena mark my flipping words Yo, we're almost arena 2 we have to get arena 2 so we can get arena 3 if we get arena 3 We unlock the merge tactic shop if we unlock the merge tactic shop and get a bunch of new cards. Let's go

Take the arrows I'm just gonna let my gold stack up. I have a feeling we're gonna need a lot of gold. I'm gonna have to probably... Once we get to Arena 3, I'm probably gonna have to buy gold, I think.

Pfft.

Arena 3's the sweet spot. Dude, let's just put down a level 14 baby dragon and then let's recruit to the bridge. Is he gonna lose? How does he stop that? It's a level dude chat he probably just downloaded neo here probably just downloaded clash royale like five

minutes ago neo it's a over leveled baby dragon buddy I don't know if you're gonna be able to stop this neo I'm sorry neo I have to predict the archers. Oh never mind. It was a night

Neo I promise you see here's the thing that now I feel bad

Cuz what I don't want to happen here is like I don't want to make people quit class You know what I'm saying? Like it was probably his first game or like his third game ever Neo I'm sorry, I love you. I gotta claim my Pass Royale rewards though. Give me that. Give me that.

Give me this. Wait, this could be huge.

Dude, we have to be on top of our Pass Royale rewards. Wait, should I wait? Should I wait till arena 3? Chat if I wait till arena 3 I'll get arena 3 cards. Yes. Yes. Yes. I should I should I should All right, next up we're playing against my boy tiramisu, ooh, this is the first level 7 we've seen. Tiramisu, don't worry I'm just a friendly level 1 See my towers

Good game tiramisu. I'm just a friendly level 1 bro. See my towers Oh I There is not a level one player in the history of clash Royale that possesses more aura than me What do you mean inbox? Evil Jinx II what is this? Must be employed and married? Don't tell me these guys are gonna stream snipe. I'm not joining your flippin' clan, dude.

Alright, our next opponent here is Cobra 38 Dude, I feel like we're getting close to arena 3 is arena 2 300 trophies bro. That means arena 3 600, bro We can get that in like 15 minutes Very realistically. Okay, that's getting countered. Oh My god, this guy's so good. I'm telling you the Royal recruits was such a good idea

Bro, they just defend everything that they Recruits was such a good idea.

Bro, they just defend everything that they're gonna put down in this arena and then they counter.

Royal Recruits are so good at this arena, bro. Cause it counters the Giant and the Mini Pekka and that's all you can really use in Arena 1. Dude, and then I'm able to just take the tower so quickly with Royal Recruits too, man. Or recruits of the plane or recruits of the plane

Chat it's like I said bro. I'm just your friendly neighborhood level one. I'm a friendly level one It's what did I do though? I'm a friendly level one

small Who level three? Oh, this guy's higher level than me Good game Dude, this is actually hilarious using recruits in arena one All these guys do is put the giant at the the mini P, the mini P, the mini P, the mini P. This guy is probably absolutely shell-shocked right now. This guy is probably so confused with what's happening. Bro, did I get another invite? Who is inviting me? Jinxie level 1? Bro, how are these guys finding me, bro?

How are they finding my account? I'm not joining no clan, bro. I'm riding solo, man. No, no, no. Don't claim the pass route until we get arena three guys. We're almost arena two man. Oh We were able to upgrade our recruits. That's huge. Let's upgrade our giant as well And our musketeer Maybe our minions, huh? Now what I'm enough

Dude, we're three wins away from arena to lock in. Let's go Draco. Good luck, man. Oh Draco I only have a level one tower bro, you should push in. My tower's level one Draco, see that? Push in and take it. Draco, my tower's level one bro.

Draco? What was that? Goblin cage placement?

He just did the stable renaldo play Yeah he's getting 3 crowns 3, 2, 1 Tower down on the right and left

And 3 crown One tower down on the right and left. And three crown.

I'm in love with the shape of you. You push and pull like a magnet. And I'm all yours, all yours.

I'm in love with your body.

Two more wins. And we make it to the next arena.

Come on, man! Two wins and we make it to the next arena. Come on man

Two wins and we're in bone pit Dude in bone pit we unlock a lot of stuff man. Oh This guy's level three bro. Level three towers, man Your bro. I have a level one tower if you want to take it My towers level one if you want it Just a measly level one bro. Yep. I'm a level one

Ignore the baby dragon level can can I'm a level one bro. Ignore the ignore everything you're looking at

Can break the minions

Oh Oh One more win, come on man one more win. Let's go one more flipping win guys. Come on, man Good luck. Good luck pizza pizza. Wish you the best of luck bro. Baby dragon at the back. Giant in front. And good game. I wonder how confused this man is bro.

He's gotta be confused bro. Mini P. Oh my the baby Jagger just one-shot the minions Chad Jesus Christ Dude that might have been the fastest anybody's ever made it to arena 2. Alright! We have new cards which means we have new stuff to upgrade man. Let's rip another chest. This way we can unlock the falchery and the skeletons and the bomber.

Let's rip one more chest. Nice bomber, skeletons, tombstone. Alright we have to rip one more to make sure we get the falchery. There we go. Alright we got a bunch of new cards there, really nice. Very efficient. Alright remember, we're just gonna keep on grinding through the ranks to get to arena 3, alright man? Alright, baby D at the back.

Bro I have level 1 towers bro, just don't be nervous. You're good. You got this Jonas. Jonas you got this bro. You do not got this. Jesus Christ. Jonas what are you doing?

Jonas giant plus goblins is not going to do anything to recruits. Jonas your tower. Oh Jonas, Jonas, Jonas! Jonas the musketeer is going to melt the mini pekka. Jonas what is that bomber going to do? Jonas the musketeers gonna melt the mini Pekka Jonas what is that bomb we're gonna do Jonas the tech Jonas your game tower Jonas Jonas

Gigi's Jonas

This is uh

This is pretty fulfilling bro. I'm not gonna lie. I didn't think it was good, but this is pretty fl is pretty fulfilling bro I'm not gonna lie I didn't think it was good but this is pretty flippin fulfilling man all right our next opponent is happy Joker you know we're still level one here this is freaking awesome this is amazing let's go Royal recruits at the back Can I hit a little fireball here? Whoa!

Slow down Joker!

Slow down! And Joker already lost. Joker already lost. Joker already lost. Joker the mini-backup. Joker the right tower and the left Joker you have to defend both sides

So we are about Ten games no twelve games in here and we've met zero resistance so far dude I'm telling you bro. I think the royal recruits like break their brain because they probably when do you unlock recruits, bro? When do you wanna I feel like it's such a

bro

You unlock recruits at 2,000 trophies. We're currently at 300 trophies these guys have never even seen recruits before man. This is insane This is incredible Yo, foe what's up, man? Good luck, bro What I'm gonna try to do is I have a different plan in mind So you're gonna do I'm gonna I'm gonna let him Like defend, right?

So then here's what I'm gonna do. I'm intentionally gonna allow him to take the lead. And then I'm trying to place- oh god is he still- wait bro I'm trying to let you win.

Bro.

Bro I'm trying to let you win. Bro. Please defend Bro I'm trying to let you whip Okay, here's what we're gonna do speedy recruits at the bridge, let's see how this goes Because the baby dragon is gonna attack the goblins right now. Let's see how fast these recruits move. Oh My god, oh my god wait speedy mini Pekka

I'm getting flashbacks of Jesus Christ. I'm getting flashbacks of pay to win episode 1 dude. The thing is

Okay, I'm gonna really go out of my way to gaslight and manipulate here. Dude, let's do an all level one deck with just the baby dragon. Why do I feel like we'll still win? All right, chat, I have the lowest level deck in the entire game the only high level cards I have Is the baby dragon in the mini Pekka all right, I'm literally have four level one cards, let's see

Let's see if we can gaslight and manipulate yet again We're on a great streak of manipulation we're on a great streak of manipulation. We're on a great streak of gaslighting. This is going very well This is going impeccably well and we're almost arena 3 remember arena 3 is where we can make money moves guys Arena 3 is where we unlock the um The the merge tactic shop see look brahma level 1 see See brah I'm level 1 see I'm friendly friendly friendly See brah I'm level 1 I'm level 1, see? I'm friendly, friendly, friendly.

See bro, I'm level 1. I'm level 1, see? See bro, I'm level 1. You got this, Easy Balance. You got this, man. See bro, I'm level 1.

See bro, you got both my towers see I'm level 1 see

Are you might want to close your eyes now my way to close your eyes this is not gonna be pretty Yeah, I did it! Okay this might be evil. Okay, yeah, this might be evil. Chat, okay, yeah, this might be evil.

This could be slightly evil, bro.

Potentially evil. I don't, I don't. Dude, I wanna get more level one cards, man. Chat, what I wanna do is get like an entire deck of level ones and then just have one maxed out card. That would be like hilarious, man. All right, see bro, I'm level one, see?

I'm friendly. Leveled one, leveled one, see? Yes, yes, yes.

Leveled one. Leveled one, leveled one.

Oh no, he might take my tower. Oh, he got my- oh.

I feel so bad.

This is evil. Oh my god, the knight just got sent to like,

heaven. This is evil, we're almost arena three.

Lock it!

When we get arena three we need do what's one card that you could max that could actually three crown solar Chat what's one card that could three crown by himself I

Think I got it Chat I might have got an idea

Protein shakes protein shakes Oh Oh My god, I'm gonna have to go Speedy Pekka for sure. I need to have that. I need to have the baby dragon even I'm gonna have to go Speedy Pekka for sure. I need to have the baby dragon even I'm gonna have to go Speedy Pekka for sure. I need to have the baby dragon even I'm gonna have to go Speedy Pekka for sure. I need to have the baby dragon even

I'm gonna have to go Speedy Pekka for sure. I need to have the I need to have the Baby Dragon Evo'd. We have to just spend money I think. Wait but this is gonna be a lot of rares right? This is gonna be a lot of rares?

No I I I I need Pekka. Supercell could y'all go Pekka? Give me the P.E.K.K.A. Yes, oh, Supercell, yes, yes, yes! Dude, I think the P.E.K.K.A. could easily 3-con by himself if we just gem him enough.

Dude, I'm about to run out of gems, which means it's time to spend more money. Okay, we're out of gems, Bada bing, bada boom. Boom, I'm gonna buy probably, I'm gonna spend about $200 on this Evo Pekka here. Or not, I'm gonna spend $200 on this Evo Pekka so we can get him to level 15 as fast as humanly possible.

Then we can do an amazing job of manipulating our opponents because I'm just gonna put down a bunch of level one troops and then I'm gonna have a level 15 Pekka Is everybody on the same page here? All right, he's currently level 8 we need- nah nah this isn't gonna cut it it needs to be level 15 Like level 8 is not gonna cut it

More give me more More Pekkas yes, yes. Yes pekka's. More, more, more. Buy this. Perfect, awesome, amazing, fantabulous, great.

Okay. Ooh, free free nights yay I Can buy three of these chat I can buy three of these Yes, we got more Pekka's bro, I need them to give me 17 Pekka's though bro five is not gonna cut it Bro, if we get to do chat, I y'all know what I'm about to do that I'm gonna I'm gonna build a deck of seven level one cards with a maxed out Pekka This is gonna work. I already know this is gonna work

Okay, we're gonna have to buy more gems I think

I'm gonna have to yeah. Yeah, let's do it to avoid accidental. It's not an accident, I'm literally just a degenerate. This is not an accident, I'm just a degenerate. Confirm. Operation maximum manipulation ensues in T minus four minutes. Bro, we can easily get a maxed out Pekka. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy, guys.

All right, more, more, little bit more. Teensy, squeensy bit more. Alright, I should have 30, or no, 40 something. 43,000 gems. Dude, that's enough for 20 chests.

Alright, more Pekka's, more Pekka's, more Pekka's, Pekka, Pekka, Pekka. NO!

Pekka, Pekka, Pekka, Pekka, Pekka, Pekka, Pekka, Pekka, Pekka.

NO!

YES!

God, that's huge, man, that's huge! Pekka, 17 Pekka, you know you want to. I know that you- Bro, this isn't gonna cut it. We need a Pekka. Okay, 10 Pekka, we'll take it. Level 12. He's so close.

Okay, perfect. More. Okay. More. More Pekka's. Come on.

Give me more Pekka's. I deserve it.

Yes!

I spent like hundreds on this.

Come on.

I deserve it. I deserve it. I deserve it.

Yes, I spent like hundreds on this, come on!

Yes!

Guys, once we get to Arena 3, we're gonna unlock so many new cards! More Pekka's, more Pekka's, give me more.

Give me all the Pekka's. Give it to me man, come on, give it to me! Put it on my face.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yes! He's almost level 13 give me another bunch of 17 Pekka's right here right now. I deserve it. I spent hundreds on this

Yeah The supercell gods are listening. They're listening More P.E.K.K.A. P.E.K.K.A. P.E.K.K.A. P.E.K.K.A. Come on, I learned yesterday, it stands for Perfectly Enraged Night-Killing Assassin.

Come on.

Level 13, P.E.K.K.A. Level 13. Last but not least, if we want to get him to level 14, we are gonna need 200 All right That's enough for now. We have more we're gonna buy more. Let's go into a battle the goal for today

or this battle,

gaslight and manipulate our opponent into thinking I'm a level one and then slap down a level 13 pack up. Let's see how it goes. I have a pretty strong feeling this is gonna work. Yo, Sniper, good luck, bro. Good luck, dog.

See, Sniper, I'm a level one. See, I'm a level 1. See I'm friendly. See sniper I'm level 1. See sniper I'm level 1. I legitimately think if I don't move a muscle that's gonna three pound. Let's see. That is Without a doubt the first time that guy's ever played a Pekka that That is bro that is without a doubt the first time that guy's ever played a Pekka Jesus That was insane dog that was crazy man That

Was insane dog that was crazy man Right next our next opponent here mrs. Blaze yo mrs. Blaze. I'm level one See mrs. Blaze, I'm level one See I'm level one See miss place you took my child see I'm gonna die. Mrs. Blaze, you might want to defend with your life here. I Okay, chat, I have an idea. I'm gonna play one card and win.

So here's what I'm gonna do. In this battle, I'm gonna put down a P.E.K.K.A. and walk away from my setup, alright?

Alright, let me get to it.

Alright, so chat, here's the plan. I, Nicholas Stewart, am gonna place down this P.E.K.K.A. right here, and I'm not gonna come back for three minutes and when I come back I'll be victorious

See you guys in two minutes I'm back. Oh My Wait, oh my god, who is this man? He stopped that entire book

It's fine we have a Evo Pekka. Alright NOW I can leave my setup. I'll be back in 30 seconds. I mean I barely wiped but we're gaming so it doesn't matter. Alright 56 trophies away from Arena 3. Once we get to Arena 3 we're going on a shopping spree. Ooh that rhymed.

Once we get to arena 3 we're going on a massive shopping... Chat, don't! We're going on a massive shopping spree boys. Alright ladies and gentlemen. Our next opponent here is Lunar Pretzel. Oh

Well, we try to predict me with the arrows well played mini Pekka you had to fight your mom, I'm sorry about that

Is that gonna oh Oh my god, the baby dragon is so good with the Pekka because it cleans out all the splat Unstoppable force versus moving object

absolutely

perfect Okay, we're almost in merge tactics Moving object. Absolutely perfect!

Okay, we're almost in Merge Tactics.

Once we get to Arena 3, we unlock the Merge Tactics shop. We need one more win, come on. One more win, give it to me. Ooh, level four, good luck Harry. Harry, I'm just a level one player, bro. See here Harry, I'm level one. Like my princess tower's a level one, Harry.

You can just push me and take my tower if you want. Is it just me or does Peck have an eighth card every time? Do they do that intentionally? Chat, is it just me or does Peck have an eighth card every time? I feel like they're doing that because it's my highest level card. Maybe that's like a way to counter pay-to-win players, maybe?

I'm not pay-to-win, I'm not pay-to-win, but you go to saying like for other pay-to-win players like... Wait, hold up, Pekka? It two shots a giant. That is ridiculous, bro. Wait, oh no, mini P, mini P. That was actually hard to watch.

Bro, everybody in arena- oh. Dude, oh my- oh my god. Dude, there's just no resistance, guys. And the Pekka's on tower. Oh dear god. Bro, this Pekka could like take out a train.

That's game. Guys, we just unlocked Arena 3,

which means we unlocked the Merge Tactics hub.

All right, let's spend some fricking money. Okay, Arena 3.

Yes! All right, let's spend some freaking money. Okay, arena three Yes

All right, we're okay chat. Are you sure? merge tactics merge tactics merge tactics merge tactics No, I don't want to buy that. I want to buy the um... Feel the burn. Where's the shop?

The star? That star doesn't take me anywhere, what? Wait, I can buy a hundred and ten Pekkas in the Merge Tactic shop? Is this even real? Supercell, this is your greatest invention by far. I can buy a hundred and ten dark goggins or no eight hundred and twenty five Is this not the most insane thing you've ever seen? For $4, they're giving out 825 Dark Goblins.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. 125 dark goblins Wait, wait, wait, hold on am I gonna max him for 16 bucks $16 to max out dark augins

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Hold up chat, this is Dude I just got another idea if I get an evil witch There's no way someone in barbarian bowl knows how to defend that All right, I'm literally about to build the most broken deck ever I'm literally gonna build the most broken deck ever It's gonna be Pekka Prince Dark Goggins witch baby dragon with level 1 towers I'm literally gonna build the most broken deck ever. It's gonna be Pekka Prince Dark Goggans Witch Baby Dragon with level 1 towers

All right, I'm buying all the witches too. Give me all the witches. Bro, and then and then I can buy the Evo Witch Dude, dude, the merge tactics shop might be the greatest invention in supercell history bro, these are like Actually not bad deals bro. I got a max Pekka for like 12 bucks when it was already level 13 So like with chest that would have taken forever like with dude low-key, bro

If you're gonna spend money on clash don't buy chest bro chests are like kind of a scam. I Think you just wait for the merge tactic stuff Okay, now that that's done. Let's go over to our deck You're gone you're gone. You're gone. you're gone, you're gone, you're gone. Where's he at? There's Dark Ogons. There's the Prince. There's the Witch.

See, but here's the thing.

I need to buy Evo Witch. Level 14 Pekka. Alright, let me buy Evo Witch.

This is gonna be insane. Yo, chat. I have an early prediction. Level 14 pecker. All right, let me buy evo witch

This is gonna be insane Yo chat, I have an early prediction If you use an evo witch in barbarian bowl, there's no way to know how to kill it I'm telling you this now They're not gonna understand the healing concept in barbarian bowl. They're not they're not gonna understand that and it's gonna three crown.

Lag!

Whoa!

Not today! Not today! All right, now, upgrade.

Upgrade. Upgrade.

No, I need more, I need more gold. I need gold, I need gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.

Wait, I can buy elite wild cards! this we can get a maxed out deck in barbarian bull yeah this is legitimately insane dude this is legitimately insane max this out come on max this out dude and then we can we can get our Pekka up our baby dragon up our witch up our prince up and our dark goggins in arena 3 We'll have a level 15 Pekka a level 15 evil witch a level 15 baby dragon a level 15

prince

in

in barbarian bowl Oh my god, this is like borderline evil This is evil class round. I'm also about to have 400,000 elite wild cards, which is insane

All right

Yeah, arena 3 is the place to be bro arena 3 is when you first get elite wild cards Arena 3 is also when you get the merge tactic shop Arena 3 is the wave bro I need gems. Gems is gonna make just make everything easier Your transaction can't be completed Don't tell me my bank shut off my card Don't

I Don't off my card don't

don't tell me my bank shut off my card man bro we need gold Oh

My god, I think my bank might have nerfed me bro. Why how much did I spend today? I'm not gonna check until the games over. We're gonna watch highlights, bro. My bank is actually nerfing me. Okay, let's see we can get With the gems that we have can we get her to 14 Which which just get to 14 one more one more which she's so close All right max him out Chat we now have a level 15

All right, this is our deck for arena 3 man. Maxed out baby dragon, evo witch, maxed out pekka. Let's see how this goes. Dude, my early prediction is that evo witch is probably gonna 3 crown. That's my early prediction. Yo Dominik good luck bro.

Oh.

Uh Dominik I'm level 1 by the way. Ignore the king tower. Alright, I'm hoping Dominic knows how to kill the regular witch, because I want to try a social experiment where I put down an evil witch in barbarian bowl and see what happens. Dominic you can defend this bro I know you can. Dominic just kill the witch alright don't worry about the skeletons. The key to killing the witch is getting rid

of the witch because then she spawns skeletons. Nope Dominic, Dominic you gotta wait for the witch to cross. Dominic you can definitely kill the witch bro come on Dominic stop worrying about the skeletons bro Dominic Bro I don't really know if there's a single card I can put down but bro is that gonna three crown him? I'm trying to get to the witch is that gonna three crown him? I'm trying to get to the witch.

Is that gonna three crown him? Bro, Dominic, do not let the baby dragon three crown you, Dominic, please.

Did it?

No, yes, yes! Okay, chat, this is our social experiment. Can an arena three player defend a evo which that's level 13 I Don't know if he's gonna even under he's probably never even played a witch I don't know if he's gonna understand the concept of the healing Dominic you could defend this bro. I'm literally not gonna support her at all

Dominic

Dominic you have to put troops on the witch not on the skeletons okay so our first test subject showed some resistance but ultimately was dominated our first test subject showed some resistance now like, we need to get freaking old me

All right, next up next social experiment

Can a barbarian bowl player defend a level 15 Pekka?

Now I am legitimately not gonna place down another car besides the Pekka. All right

Let's just see. I probably should have put out the bridge, huh? All right, so he got my tower. But can a Barbarian Bull player defend a level 15 Pekka? Did that just one shot of Valkyrie? Okay that's not gonna do anything buddy. Okay so far our test subject has put Pekka at about 70% health This is genuinely insane. Bro how close are we to Spellbounding?

We're pretty close, man.

Dude, this is cray cray, sis. This is cray cray. So wait, Spell Validity is a thousand trophies.

So we need...

How many do we need? How many do we need? For Spell Validity, we need... We need frickin' 340 trophies, okay That's gonna be interesting bro, let's see All right, let's go Kakashi good luck bro. I'm gonna go here here

Then I'm just gonna pack up the bridge bro. I don't know why they keep giving me Pekka as my my last card

Dude, it's just one shot the mini-p. Jesus

Murphy Wait, we have evil baby dragon if we can get this down in time. It's gonna speed up the Pekka Come on evil baby dragons beat up the Pekka Come on get down go go go Yo chat, I actually think we can get 300 trophies in like 10 minutes How dude? Let's try it

Let's try to set the world record for the fastest three crown ever if y'all had to guess How long do you think the fastest three crown ever is? 24 seconds 25 Dude, I need to have Pekka first play though or no low-key probably Prince All right, let's just see how fast we get three crown. I have to go pack up plus baby dragon. No Dude I think the only way to get the world's fastest three crown is probably gonna be a maxed out Prince

Because it's just so fast. You know what I mean? It's so quick All right, so that three crown right there was 36 seconds all things considered not bad a

36 second three crown. Okay, dude. We have to get our prints up

Yo supercell, can you please just let me buy more gems? Please? Please? Please?

Please? Please? Okay, dude, we have to get our prince up Yo supercell, can you please just let me buy more gems

Supercell you know, I deserve it man Bro so that's insane with the merge tactics shop You can act they'll actually just give you a level 14 card if you just spend like the full amount Dude the merge tactic shop might be the best thing in recent history. They've ever added to this game, bro Genuinely, this is incredible. Oh my cards working again. My card is finally swiping again. Yeah

No

Let me try let me try the good old close out open back up See if this works close out close out, open back up method. See if this works. Close out of it, open it back up, maybe? Dude, they're nerfing me. See what they're doing? They're doing everything in their power

to not take my money. This is stupid. They're literally doing there's no way in God's green earth a Frickin level 12 Prince gets defended. I'm sorry, bro. There's there's just no way. Crispy Gino. Gino, let's see if you can defend a level 12 Prince.

No way.

Wait, this could be the record for the fastest three count ever. Hold up, Prince, go, go, go, go, go, Prince, go! Larry, go! Prince, come on, you gotta get it, you gotta get it, don't die on me, don't die on me, don't die on me! What an absolute lossy man. Come on, he was so close! Okay, Royal Recruits at the bridge.

No, let's just go Goblins, Baby D. Bro, Baby D will definitely three crown him. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. I'm telling you bro, Spell Valley is ours! Come on, man! Dude, I'm your friendly neighborhood level one player, bro.

I'm a level one player dog I'm just your friendly neighborhood leveled one player man With a level 15 pecker and also a level 15 baby dragon. Okay, next up we're playing against Frozen Louise. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna manipulate and gaslight this young man. So we're gonna allow him to push into us and then I'm gonna plop down a level 15 P.E.K.K.A. This is Edge Royale.

I'm gonna let him take my tower. He's gonna think that I'm AFK. And then at the last second before my tower crumbles into dust, I'm gonna put a level 15 Pekka on top of his tower. So you know, right now he's probably like, oh my God, did he lag out?

Is he getting a cup of coffee? Is he drinking a beer? Where's he at? Did he grab a fricking pop tart? What's going on with this guy, you know? He's like, oh my God, I'm gonna get a free win. Holy crap, this guy's the coolest dude ever. Little does he know, I'm evil!

There's no free wins, man, none my god one shot the mini-pea Bro, even though I'm over level dude, their placements are so questionable, bro. He just put up mini Why does he putting stuff on my bridge bro? He keeps putting stuff on my side of the arena Chat, how would y'all defend this push? What would y'all actually do? How would y'all defend this bro? What would y'all actually do? How would y'all defend this bro? This push is flippin' gigantic yo.

Uh yeah let's get a GG's in the chat bro. Dude he literally two shots the diddy cage.

That is ridiculous man. Nice, guys.

Level 15 Pekka. I have a relatively small wiener, and I play Clash Royale all day, every day. I am a complete and total loser, bro. Let's go. Guys, that's what we do. This is why we clash.

Let's tango, guys. Let's fr guys. That's what we do. This is why we clash. Let's let's tango guys. It's freaking tango How many more do we need for spellbounding? We need

214

Trophies chat. Is this not like retweet? pay to win corny as fluff Bar you chat for the people wondering how my fantasy football team is doing today playing against my dad in fantasy 96% to win sorry dad I'm sorry dad. Wait, did I just hear arrows?

Did I just hear freaking arrows man? Let's go pecker at the bridge here. Dark Goggins is gonna get so much value behind him. Oh my god the Dark Goggins

Let's go Prince What would y'all do to stop this push genuinely what would y'all do what what would you do? What would you do? What would you do in this scenario? I'm starting to actually think I might be making people quit clash. I feel evil bro. I feel evil. Like chat, this is kind of evil, is it not? I don't know man.

I feel like I'm just making people quit the game. Is this evil? Drop the tough guy act. SHUT UP! All right, we're playing against rain I'm going Prince at the back end of that. Prince, lance him right in the anus.

BANG! I'm going Prince at the back end of that. Prince, lance him right in the anus. What do I do now? Bang!

What?

Yo, bro, if you're in low arenas and you're like struggling to win, use a Prince, bro. I'm gonna be honest. Dude, the Prince is one of the most hard to defend cards in the game. Look at him go. Wait, is he one-shotting the bar-

No.

He's one-shotting the barbarians? There's no way this is real, right? Sweet mother of Jesus. I Kind of want to give somebody a win. Oh my dad's calling me. Hey dad. How's it going? Hey, uh, you having fun bullying people here? What do you mean? Bullying people in clash?

Yeah.

Uh, no, I'm, I, dad, see my towers? I'm level 1.

Yeah, yeah, 15, whatever. Uh, anyway, hey, Robux, but here's the important thing. I've got my, my t-shirts for giveaways

Dad dad dad dad I don't live in Tarpon Springs Okay Springs. I want your honest opinion. Okay. I'm not going to give away.

We're going to spin the wheel like a little Clash tournament.

So you're bringing over shirts?

I want you to open them.

I want you to be the first one to have one.

Okay. Bring them over whenever. I'm in the area.

I'll be there in like five minutes.

I'm trying right now. Yeah, but dad, the thing is, if you're in Tarpon Springs, you're probably an hour away from me.

All right, five minutes?

Yeah, I'll see you in five minutes.

All right, all right, I want you to open, all right.

Yo, Chad, I don't ignore him. Chad, I don't live in fricking Tarpon Springs! And I'm not bullying people! long season I needed this you know how many no no I'm done you know how many freaking goblin Giants have been bending me over a table I needed this as a mental reset bro chat see I'm level one though bro chat like I'm under level dog that's what y'all understand I'm under I'm underleveled. I have a level one tower, guys.

I'm literally underleveled shit. Okay, so chat, what did we learn today? Chat, if there's one thing we learned today, what did we learn today? Princess tower levels do not matter as much as troop levels Because I'm four levels lower than this guy if the princess towers but look at my pecker Gigi's we're off that was

That was something what what else did we learn today your chat. What else did we learn today? Your chat, what else did we learn? That was something what what else did we learn today your chat. What else did we learn today? Your chat, what else did we learn? The Merge Tactics shop is the greatest thing ever invented in the history of mankind.