Lifesteal SMP Season 8 - Episode 1 - Invisibility Domination
Welcome to the Lifesteal SMP.a server where players can kill each other to steal a permanent part.Every year, the server restarts, bringing about new teams, deadly players, and devious traps.Storylines develop, and day one is by far the most exciting, impactful, and important day of the server.
And this season is just by far and away the best start I've ever had.
Like, dude, I go freaking crazy in this video.Season six, I joined late, didn't kill anybody.Season seven, I stole all the nether warts.Season eight, oh boy, you are in for a treat.On the server, a hard -coded limit of one mace on the server, the most powerful weapon in Minecraft.And so everybody on the server is speedrunning this thing.
My plan is to take advantage of this.There's two ways to win a fight.Be better at them in PvP or have a better strategy.We are going to get invisibility potions and rock up to people within the first hour of the server completely invisible.You do not understand how broken this is. I'm going to be locked and loaded to absolutely dominate this server.Begin.
Now, as everybody else leaves, I decide to mine my first tree and beeline iron.I need to be the first person into the nether.
Let's go.Let's freaking go.Let's go, Youngie.Let's freaking go.Bro, this is our season.
Now, before we get any further, like, I'm going to get in the nether quickly.I got to introduce you to the team.Let me introduce you to the Tricky Trio, my new team for Lifesteal Season 8.And let me tell you, when this is a banger team, it's a banger team.LuigiTuan, a renowned trapper I've never teamed with, but kind of an S -tier player.Youngie, the person last season who killed me more times than anybody else, and one of the best high ping players I've ever seen, and myself, me, Parker, RekRap2.
We call ourselves the Tricky Trio.And this season, oh boy, do we have some tricks for the server.I'm going, I'm going to get the pigs and then I'm going for iron.If you want to follow me, Youngie.Yeah, yeah, I'm with you.
Oh, you're going for iron?
I'm with you all the way.
Rek, I also have a secret to share with you once we're in private.Oh shoot, a secret?Unless we can trust JoJo, I don't know.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.Yeah, JoJo, JoJo's a little sus sometimes.
Yeah, don't trust me, bro.Don't trust me. I see so much right now.
If you're wondering why nobody's fighting each other, it's because there's a one hour grace period, which by the way, makes the first hour that much more important.Okay, Rick, I'm going to tell you my secret.Okay, what's the secret?
Rek, I'm on 19 hearts right now.
What?No, you're kidding.You're kidding.You're kidding.Bro, you're joking.
When Sponge joined the server, he immediately withdrew 9 and gave them all to me.
No, there's no way.
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Get started freeI swear.I swear.Dude, what?What?
I swear, bro.That's insane.That's broken.That's broken.
I know.
I know.Oh my gosh, bro.What did we do?What did we do?Alright, you're up.
I don't know what to do, man. I'm freaking out.
Wait, we need to get we need to we need to get Luigi here.Where's Luigi go?Okay, I'm gonna start smelting up this iron and then if we can get sugarcane There's like a good cave here.So like we can we can just like insta rush caves.
There is actually no food We're gonna starve.We're gonna stop.
No, I have three pork.I have three pork.Don't worry This is this is why I wanted to go to the mountain.There's just an abundance of iron an abundance of loot you might say Hi Lopez I don't hear you.Sorry, it just seemed like a funny joke at the time.Yo, do you see any iron?
Youngie?
Oh, hi.
You hear my mouse?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here, come over here.Come over here.Take a piece of pork.Here, let's go.Let's go to the Savannah.Let's let's pick up some more pork I kind of want to go down into the mines here, but we need more iron or more food first Nice nice nice nice.
It would be awesome if we could be the first in the nether Yeah, which I think we have a shot at but I want to I want to play a little safe So many animals over here.Do you see these?Yeah.Yeah.Yeah here I'll get I'll get the animals you get the report.Oh my gosh.
This cave is insane, bro I'm trying to commentate I Got you.
Yeah, I Literally was saying nothing bro.I literally was saying nothing I don't mind being a giggler giggling giggling is fun, bro.Are you doing right?I'm doing well I'm doing well, just kind of just kind of gearing up snagging some food.I got a hungry I got a hungry teammate to feed.Oh, yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh Yeah, your teammate would have happened to be what?
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Get started freeLuigi just died youngie youngie.Where are you?I gotten separated youngie youngie youngie youngie.Where are you?Where's my boy?Oh my gosh.
It's a wild minute tech.I'm in it.What's up?It's me.Just passing through.How you doing?
Yep, forever apocalypse forever.
I need sugarcane.He's it naked.What I'm gonna make a group yo yo did you see luigi died bro dude it's so bad bro it's so bad have you have you gotten a book yet i've like no i have so much leather i don't have any sugarcane though like yeah i don't either should we just like go without a book or should we i don't know i mean how vital enchants like do we not like super i mean it would just be nice to get like have a little bit of protection but maybe we just just send it because they they kind of reduce the river count on this world you know what i mean I say we send it, and while it's turning Night Slime, we can search for a lava pool and - Dude, I'm out of -
pool.I'm at a lava pool, legit.Should I go in?Okay, give me cords.Okay, okay, okay.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to start coming to you.
I don't want to talk about it earlier.
Dude, Luigi, how did you die?
It's okay.It's a spear.The spear, they're literally walking towards me. I hate the spear.
Why is the spear so much damage?He's just walking towards - It's all good, it's all good, it's all good, it's all good.All right, I can work my nine hearts.Oh, wait, Luigi, I haven't told you I have 19 hearts, by the way.Ooh, wait, wait.What?
He didn't hear.
He didn't hear.Say it again.
Luigi, I have 19 hearts.Wait, what?When Spongs logged in, he immediately did slash withdraw 9 and just dropped them to me.No way.I swear.I swear.
I swear.I swear.
Wait, my chat wasn't live.I thought that was like as a joke.I was like, oh, he's at 19 hearts because he's going to get like, what?Yeah.Oh my God.That's actually insane.
That's actually insane.Here, here.Come, come to the portal.Like, should I just enter?I should probably just enter.See if there's anything like immediately.
Close.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.I agree.
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Get started freeOkay, basalt.I legit might be the first person in the nether.
That's good.Oh, I just realized there's no advancements in chat too.No one will know how we're moving, like at all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's so good.I see a fortress.
I see a fortress.I'm gonna give you guys the chords.I don't think I gave you exact chords.It's in a cave It's like a little out of the way.I'll get the chords are like at the entrance of the cave like 20 blocks Dude we're cranking we're cranking this is good This is good.We're gonna be the first ones in the nether.
We're gonna rush nether wards.Like I see the fort.
I see the fort.I see the fort.We're gonna get in, get out.Should I not get any diamond gear?Because I'm pretty deep in the cave right now.
Oh, like go ahead and get diamond gear if you want.Okay, that's okay.
I have 99 right now.
I have an iron chest plate.Dude, it's gonna be so good.This is like the awesome, most awesome way to start the server.bro we're gonna get this in legit like 20 minutes bro like we're we're cranking you can now advance it's wrong that's the scary part people gonna know we have pots oh shoot they can't see us anyway bro what are they gonna do nothing bro yo a terrible fortress people know oh Nether wart acquired.Nice.Okay.
Blazes are going to be the main thing.So yeah, if you could, if you could get here youngie with that extra iron, we can make some armor.I have a shield and a chest plate, but like not a whole ton else.You know what I mean?
Do you guys have food?
Yeah.Blaze spawner spotted.
Okay, there was low key a glitch with the plug -in and the server restart reset everyone's hearts back to 10 So I need to go back and collect Okay, Luigi, do you want to come with me?
Wait, how many hearts are on Luigi now?I'm at 10, yeah.
Don't say a word, Brent, don't say a word.I already told you, so hopefully they'll fix it.
Are you heading to wreck now, Luigi?
Okay, okay, okay, I'm taking a chill pill I'm taking a chill pill I have three rods bro, this is so scary Oh my gosh, broI'm backing up.I'm backing up.I'm retreating.I'm retreating.I'm retreating dude.
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Get started freeThat's insane.Okay, I'm gonna explore like the rest of the fortress Maybe like I just really don't want to die.You know what I mean?And I got no support from you guys scared as I was I only have three blaze rods.That would not work for our plan We needed more.Oh that just feels like a death sentence going in there with all those blazes Oh, we kind of need them though.
I have to boss up.I have to boss up here Luigi.
Oh, yeah You got this.
Oh my gosh This is a tricky situation, Luigi.I'm not gonna lie.
Can you pick up stragglers?
I'm just spawning more, like, is the problem.Oh wait, Agent City, oh my god.Ooh, nice.Maybe you just focus that, Lowkey.
Yeah, honestly.
Okay, I'm back.I got some clinics.this is so sketch bro i need backup should i just get rid of the spawner should i i'm just i'm i'm just gonna mine i have three rods you can get strays it's fine we'll get strays strays aren't spawning but oh yeah four rods five rods Looting 3?
Oh my - Yooo!
Looting 3 is crazy!
Yo, looting 3 is crazy!Wait, should we go to a stronghold?Looting 3 is nuts!Wait, we could go to a stronghold low -key.
Okay, Wreck, I'm heading to...
I'm actually a demon!Dude, please do not die.I'm not I'm a professional I'm professional No, it's like chill bro, I'm on like eight hearts right now I'm eating a steak like it's actually fine.
Okay.Okay.Shoot.Someone took the gold blocks.
That's fine Wait, you're in the nether screw.
I'm sending it.No, no at the at the original Room portal.
Oh, I thought that was you.All right, six rods acquired.Should I really be getting any more than six bro?Should I get out?That's good Professional I have 12 rods.I'm getting out.
I'm leaving dude.
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Get started freeYou're freaking beautiful.That's insane.Okay.I'm in this cave It's like a mineshaft in this cave.Is this like the right one?Yeah, dude mineshaft is huge mineshaft is huge.
That's the other ingredient Okay, mobs are starting to spawn here too.Like there's where the skeletons I'm gonna get out before I get too greedy and die dude We're gonna have so many nether warts Should I take them all?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Honestly, like, why not?So, with the invis, are we just trying to troll around, or do we want to find some bases, or do we just want to do a bunch of anything?What's the general goal?Just do, like, literally anything fun?
I think just literally anything.I kind of want to go for, like, a kill while I'm invis.Like, imagine how, like, sick that would be, bro.
Dude, if we're all just completely invis.Yeah, and just, like, hitting them with swords, bro.
Like, right?
Right?It would be so good.They'd have no protection, like, they'd be cooked.That'd be so funny.Oh, I'm gonna have strength, two potions, oh my - Exactly, bro, exactly.That's why I wanted to get 12.
How much longer to a grater?Like, 25 minutes, I think.We have no sugarcane though, right?That's the problem.
We have no sugarcane.Wait, what do we need sugarcane for?That's a huge problem.Not the potion.Oh my god, you're right.
Oh, that is so crucial.
Okay.Okay, that's fine.I'll also get um some glowstone You're locked in lock the freaking the only one that made it to the nether by the way Dude, everybody's rushing trial chambers
bro.
Like, we're gonna be ahead of everybody.
That's true.We have so much time.
Like, honestly, we could hunt people in the nether while invis.Like, with crossbows and, like, bows.Like, bro.Yeah, right.We just have to not die and we need to set up a spawn point I just got 14 gunpowder from a dungeon chest.
Yo, that's good.Yo, that's good.That's good.
We need that proportion.
Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah, it's good We're actually kind of locked and I'm walking away.
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Get started freeAll right, I'm entering the other world spider beautiful.
Okay.
Oh my gosh, bro Alright, I'm looking for a river now, and then after that I think I'm down to meet up with y 'all.
I found a spot a spawner I'm just gonna get all these spider eyes, so I can get like a ton, and then we'll be chilling.
Okay, we have like everything except cane, right?
That's all we need?
Yeah, everything's except cane.Yeah.
Okay, holy crap.Wait, where are the brown mushrooms?
I got two brown mushrooms from the nether.Okay.Should I get more?
Ideally you find more.
yeah definitely more okay okay i'll check i'll check i could maybe get some bone blocks and grow mushrooms manually that's that's probably what i'll do i think dude this is so good everybody's too distracted with the freaking maze and then we're gonna come and invis just kill everybody like bro that's the plan that's the plan boys that's the plan yeah we're all eating 20 hearts wait is this a second ancient city No freaking way.
Dude, maybe, maybe.Bro, get the diamond leggings.Get the OP diamond leggings.He has three.He has three.
He has one for each of us, bro.Oh my god.Yo, what the?
We're freaking locked in, bro.
We're locked in, boys.We're locked in.Everyone's getting the revolting achievement.Dude, everyone's speed.That is insane how quick they've been.Like, not even grace period is up yet, and someone could have it by now.
Uh, fellas, we have a grand total of one singular spider eye.
Ayy!Clap it up, clap it up.
Okay, it's progress.Ayy!Okay, so my chat informed me that there was a torch above the spider spawner, so...
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Get started freeOoh.
Wait does our team name and why we do trick shots.
Oh, yeah, we're gonna bewe got it as long as it's tricky we got it yo that's like a good catchphrase brother you've probably carried your weight a bit more but you know we've all we've all played a role we've all been playing our part yeah no I totally agree All I did was find a mineshaft.Hey, it's important, bro.It's important.It's important.And then I had a torch above the spawner for like 10 minutes.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.Don't let us search for a sugarcane.Once I find sugarcane, I think that's all the resources.Because you said you got carrots, right, Luigi?
Yes, yeah.
yes like we're just fully set everyone's going never to like float it just went never in fume y 'all like yeah that's probably the play bro like dude we can maybe get some quick drops on like floaters in the nether bro yeah come come meet up with me i will have entrance to the nether and the table but i'm just gonna use lost water i have eight right now that's like what that's 24 potions yeah it's like a lot and like a lot And we're gonna find more at some point.I have gunpowder too.
I have so much gunpowder so we can just splash it.Oh my gosh, the splash too.
That's gonna be so like - This is huge.This is huge.Should we be rushing diamond armor at all or nah?We're just like full trolling, right?I have 33 diamonds.
Oh my gosh!And I have diamond links for all of us, so like - Yes!Yes!
We're gonna have like half diamond each in chance.I have like tons of lapis too if we need that.With strength pots.Before like everybody else.With strength pots!
Like, what?And invis, like no one's gonna see us coming, bro.
I think I'm gonna get these lost spider eyes, get these diamonds in my cave, and then I'm gonna immediately book it to y 'all.Like, actually, this is like a gold star, bro.Everyone's dying to the Trial Chambers, meanwhile we're getting absolutely freaking stacks, bro.Yeah, I think we only have like 10 more minutes from Grace, so...
Yeah, yeah, let's meet up, let's meet up.I'm gonna set up base inside this right here.Ooh, that's better.
I'm making it for myself, I don't know if it's gonna work.diamond figures case if I need it.
Okay.Okay.All right.Bet bro.Bet.You're bold.
And with the extra hearts, like we can just like, yes, we can go for some crazy plays and sacrifice our lives.But like, if we get the clip, bro, we get the clip.
I'll be honest.I've fallen off a lot in PvP because I just stopped caring about it, but like, I'm still, I'm a bit rusty, but I think we can still maintain it.We got it.We got it.
No, because it's just early game.So it's more about your difference and picking your battle rather than like anything.
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Get started freeWe're gonna sneak with freaking invis.Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
We're gonna have like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, wait, why did we all just like get the perfect like, why did we all just like clutch up, like play our part bro, like we liked it.I'm saying that and all I did was get the spider eyes.Oh in front of dungeon, oh my god.They were important bro.
A spider dungeon, a spider dungeon.
Oh my gosh.Get spider eyes.I don't think we have much time.Yo, we're cheesing, bro.We're actually too happy.
Alright, I just have a stack of mushrooms.I should probably stop.This is pointless now.Oh my god.Seven minutes, I think?Seven minutes.
Alright, welcome to the bunker.We're setting up, bro.Wait, we need - we need the carrots.We need you, Luigi.
Weesh.Okay, um, I am currently taming a horse to get for their pasture.Okay.
Into fire.Oh, he's - okay, okay, okay.Low key, I'm like so weak right now.I - I would - I would want to make like a diamond sword.Like, cause we can make a portal right there.You see, Youngie?
Yeah, yeah, I see lava pool.Like, as soon as - Like, we just need invis.Yeah.There's no way we actually could, like, Swift Sneak that quick.That's insane.I have a stash of like was it like nine books?
Huh?
I think if we see flow, maybe that's like the only team We don't like press cuz they just have like strength and they're like good if you know, yeah plays without particles Yeah, yeah, we can genuinely like crazy troll infume.Oh, I see you.Yeah, turn left turn left Beautiful beautiful here.There's the four if you want to do itI'll just focus on the four.
Oh, oh, okay, Rek, get, get up right now.Just, oh my god, Vitality got immediately slaughtered.
I was spawned.Oh my god, we already have the invis pots.Oh my god.
It's so good, bro.It's so good.Rek, three hearts for you.Luigi, three hearts for you.Oh my god.This is insane!
This is crazy.Okay, okay.Here, let me just shut pots.Here, Youngie, take a speed pot.
Thank you.
And another strength.
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Get started freeLuigi, take two more pots.
All right, boys, I think we're ready to rock and roll.Oh shit!Okay, we just gotta be quiet when we enter and because all of our voice chat groups are open this season We have to be completely silent in moments like this.I think we're free to talk.I think we're good No, like if we see any magma cubes we gotta get some potions Yeah, let's check out the blaze spawners at every time at one minute we we regroup Okay, so there's nobody here.We can go to the other fortress.
We should be different items.Oh my god Okay, Louise, you're going Apple wreck your pickaxe.I'll be sold.Okay.Okay.No, it's beautiful Yeah, I'm saying yeah way behind the both of you we should do like the order rec first Luigi second me third always who don't get confused I think that's good.
Okay, like no one gets in front of anyone the IGL bro.I'll be very careful.This is terrifying
Yeah, we actually have like an hour of invis if we splash together this is so good Alright, I see blocks.Somebody's bridged here before, to our right.
Oh, other fortress.This has got to be the fortress that everybody's at.This is way more open than the fortress I went to.
We have a minute 40 on...Okay, we'll splash up right before we go into this one.
Keep your eyes peeled for names.
And if you see someone, run away before saying you see them, in case they're too close to proximity.3, 2, 1.Okay, don't knock each other into the wall.Everyone be careful.Yeah, I'm behind golden apple, and then you're behind pickaxe.Beautiful.
Once we end, so let's be quiet.Equip the shield, and then unequip it, yeah.
Oh, and just home team my nether!
Okay, everyone lock in, everyone lock in, everyone lock in.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.Entrance to the nether.
That's a very sweaty team, but if we're careful, we can knock a couple into the lava and maybe win a battle.Should we just wait at the fortress?
Low key?
Yeah, Steph, they're gonna come to the fort.There's another fort on the left.And if they don't come to this one...Okay, we know where three forts are.
It's like hard, just none of them are super visible.Should we split up and wait at different fortresses and then like wait to reconvene or what?
That's actually a good shot, that could be a good shot, that could be a good shot.
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Get started freeOkay, okay.If somebody wants to stay here, I'll like - I'll stay here, I'll stay here.Okay, okay.
I'll slowly - I'll go back to the original wreck, you go to the new one.
Okay, okay, okay.Yeah, this one's gotta be active.Unfair.Oh, George, George.Everyone's coming.Do it if - They're in Full Iron, they're in Full Iron.
Luigi, where are you?Oh my god.Where are your quartz?
I'm 190, uh, 20.Get that, get that, get that.
Okay, yeah, come to 60, 190, 60, do you hear me?Right here?See me?Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see you, I see you.
Okay, so, um, we're gonna pop - oh no, we're gonna have, like, a crit them out in this, and then we -
when like Maybe dip maybe or wait for me and we can get if it's iron wait for me We go in trust me wait for me to our courts.I see the fresh portal is was the portal in the basalt Delta Yeah, I'll come get y 'all.I have my armor.I'm gonna take it off as soon as I get down.I'm just playing safe.
Yeah They're far they're fine with Luigi.We're coming.They're all iron.They're all iron.All right Let's just drop them all, let's just drop them all.
Oh, I'm getting jumped by an invis guy.There's just an - Oh, I'm dead.There's just like invis people.There's just like an invis mob, but like, I think I'm alive.Wait, I'm cutting this.Yes.
Oh my gosh, dude, this is so good.
So good.All right.Other team was this way.Keep going.Keep going infumane infumane SP.Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Dude, good work, Luigi!
Good work!He was like, I'm fighting this!Bro, he didn't - I see - I see him, I see - No, that's the fire.Nevermind.
Sorry, keep going.Dude, I caught it up on him and I - I - I literally started butting out.I was so like, I - I was shaking.That was scary.That's okay.
That's okay.Oh my god.Oh my god.
Okay, keep looking around.I don't think anybody's here.We can just go back to the fortress.
Oh My gosh, do you guys want to go back?
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Get started freeYeah, yeah, yeah, I think we should I think we should here I have an anvil then y 'all need to combine deer Yeah, I can get a shot to sort dude.
I was shaking.That's insane.That was so insane Louise.You're insane Louie My god, oh my gosh, I'll take a look.
Oh my god Oh And I had no way to get out like we need like fire is or something yeah I think we should just keep camping the fortresses though.
Like this is so good, bro Jojo is still in the nether bro.
Like there would be a chance.They're coming to a full.I'm gonna go full.Yeah, just go to forks I don't know why I was shake.It was like a 3v1.I need iron, bro Okay, no, but like Dude, at this point in the game?
like, we had the same amount of time to gear up.We just geared up better than any.You know, that's all it was.
Now we're locked in now.We're actually now we're locked in how many now they're gonna be conscious it like close my guess nichos are like that We're invisible nuts chill.
It's whatever.
No way our first kill is floated Dude he wanted to take the fight too.
He thought he could beat us like I don't know what he's doing No way Judges until like we should just go check the other fortresses, right?
Okay, we drop this we don't know armor don't put like keep your armor yeah, yeah, I only have one minute Did you get that kill I low -key thought I got it Okay
Yeah, yeah Wait, wait, who wants half a stack cobwebs?I got some from JJ.
I have a full stack.Oh I'll take it.
This is crazy, man.Oh my god.
It's actually perfect.Like it's actually working out perfect.
Do we want to go to that old portal that we passed by between the two portals?Stop by there?
In the basalt?
Yeah, basalt, yeah.
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Get started freeYeah, yeah, yeah, sure.I need to put my axe on my bar, bro.
What fruit terrible fortress should we check?
Yeah, check the one that flow is that check the flow for I'm at the I'm at the one we're just that right now I'm checking that okay.Okay.Yeah, you check that and then if he's not the flow for Loki we could go to the other Oh my god.No, no, no, they're in between portals.Okay, Luigi low -key.I'm like stack.
Really?Okay.Okay.I'm full running.
Dude, I got him.
I got him.I got him.I got him.
I got him.Oh my gosh.Oh my gosh.This is a beautiful day.180 is where I am right now.Dude, I actually mad chased into you down 18 gold blocks, bro I'm right behind you.
Yeah.Yeah, I have full armor.I just have like so much gear you're on the ground here Okay, here like take some take some stuff.I have drinkable strength and speed oh my gosh bro here come come down you're right above us you're right above us look to the bottom right bottom yeah what's your game plan from here bro we have so many we have too many kills like what's going on we could go spawn like we could just we could just go spawn i have 15 gaps also here wait guys boys boys boys i have eight here take thatSquid, squid, squid, squid, squid.Oh, into fire.
Yo, let's check out this fort.I'm going back to you.
I'm going back.Hold on, hold on.Repot, repot.We got two minutes, nevermind.
Yo, let's scout, and then we'll repot up if we find him.
I'm going to basalt.
Okay.All right, I'll check this fort.
I think this fort is clear, not gonna lie.
I think this fort is clear, too.
Don't you think he's here?
Yeah, no, we can head to the Luigi fort.Sorry, I was muted, I forgot.
We got a minute.We got a minute on the...
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Get started freeYeah, yeah, yeah.Should we meet up at basalt portal?
I'm at the basalt portal right now.I'm about to run out of this.
Oh, we're all out of invis.I got two, I got two.
Careful.
Should we go through this portal?Yeah, one person first.Wait, we can use boats too.
Should we head to spawn?
I'm down to head to spawn.Oh, and apples.Wait, we can do apples.Wait.
We have so much gold, bro.I just see an invis man killing cows, bro.It's so funny.
Should we like trade with villagers Loki?Wait, is that village, does it have any wheat?Hey wait, Youngie, you should um, take some of my...Wait, does anybody have iron?Wait, I can kill a golem.Oh my gosh, he's fighting me.
So vile.What the hell bro?That is so funny.Wait, they're still here.
Oh no.
Give me some of that s*** back.
Give me some of that please.
You guys want the loot?Hold on, can someone grab it?I have it in full inventory.Wait, did we just kill Lopez again?Oh my gosh, there is so much loot.
Yoink.That's mine.Why is there so many people here?
Should we just leave Lopez alone?Yeah, we'll leave him.Youngie, also, I need to give you one of the hearts.I have more hearts than everybody now.We're not even.
Uh, okay, sure.Wait, you're at 15?No, I'm at 16, bro.
I'm at 16, bro.I'm at 16.Here go to the go to the village center.Yeah.Yeah, come over here You wanting to fight us?
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Get started freeNo.No, I I gave Lopez a heart back.
It's chill Thank you, all right here let's let's roll out robots roll out how is this strat so good No one has done it, no one expects it.Yeah, yeah.Dude, we killed Flo twice, dude.Like once.Not once, but twice.Dude, it was weird because he like ran out onto like an island over a lava lake and I was like, I don't know if I want to fight this.
So I just shot him.
And then he fell in lava.And it actually worked.Oh my gosh.
Okay, what's the next plan of the operation?Spawn?Are we thinking...Wait, finding people's bases.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.That was our original game plan.
Yeah, I'm like I'm low -key down to call it for a day, okay, where are you guys where'd you go?
Uh, I'm just in the forest eating apples right now.Okay, me too.
I've almost gone through a whole...
I'm behind.
...diamond toad.Okay, okay, okay, okay.Lopez is here.Lopez is here.
Oh my god.
The jump scared me. I ran out of invis right in front of Lopez.
Lopez is spying on us, I see.Lopez is spying on us.Yeah, no, she's gonna be tying people.
Do you think she may be doxing our location?Oh, absolutely.Yeah, okay.
Let's get the freak out of here.She wants revenge.Let's get out.
Bro, like, what is Lopez doing here?Like, if she keeps hanging around, I'm gonna kill her again.Dude, like, she's just tailing us.At what point do we kill her again?
Like, do you want her?
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Get started freeI don't know.Like, she's not leaving us alone.Give her a warning.Give her a warning.Yo, Lopez, can you hear me?Yeah.
If you keep following us, we're going to kill you.We have our reasons.Yeah, you might want to skedaddle.
Yeah.
Like I mean right now Lopez, thank you.
Yeah Lopez wasn't a group and then swiftly left She is definitely doxing us like okay.
Let's just let's just follow our path all the way back.I'm pickaxe Let's just go through this fortress, and then we'll go through our first fortress And then we'll get through a portal and be back a base.There's a new blocks right yes portal perhaps Oh, people, people, people, people, people, people!On the bridge, on the bridge, on the bridge.4C, 4C and squid, 4C and squid.
Where?
On the bridge, look at the portal, look at the portal.
Wait, do we shoot them?Do we shoot them?I see, I see, I see.It's too late, it's too late, it's too late, it's too late.Bro, I say, we go through that portal full invis.Yeah, let's go through the portal.
Okay, yeah.
We're good on invis, maybe we should pot...
Okay, they're through, they're through.Okay, now, now, now, now, we bridge over, pot up, and then go through.
I'm in your boat.They're right there.
I'm in, I'm in.Okay.Uh, where is...I see, I see.Okay, I'm gonna put strength, one of your hot, uh, invis.
I don't have invis.No, we're gonna invis.Yeah, okay, let's go.Let's go.
I'm going through.
Mute, everyone mute, everyone mute.Mute.Muted.We lost them.No, we didn't, we didn't.Straight south.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.That's the village.
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Get started freeDo we wanna jump on them?
I reckon we should.
Okay, okay.
shoot we didn't we didn't jump squid though we didn't jump squid look around let's go let's go let's go yeah okay go go go to the base go to the base go to the base do you know where their base is it's straight south they're booking everyone's leaving they're all running south i see him i see him i see him do you want to rock them should we chase just go for it just go for it yeah yeah just go yeah let's just go freak it why not bro i think i'm behind you i'm behind a chair have eyes on them i don't don't say if you're too close though lost them i thought he jumped through The like, lava lowkey.Maybe he had fire res, maybe.
We should go loot 4C.Let's go loot 4C, buddy.That invis going 4C was absolutely insane, buddy.
Dude, we just like quick 1 -2'd him, bro.It was like you hit him from the front, I hit him from behind.Dude, I know.
I got my true crits in, he like KB'd me away, and then you went in there and finished it off, bro.
Like, it was freaking perfect.Wait, who's base with this?Is it just Minit and only Squid's base?
No, it's Squid, 4C...Wait, Minit was here?
Yeah, I saw Minit.
Minit jumped for a part of their team.
Yeah, we oughta been cinema if we like got squid first or something Calm that like we wanted to go like we should kill squid in minutes, so we'd be like cuz it's probablyyeah You were you were just like a little dude force.He was just running straight towards us.
He was like, oh my name is about to run out It's just like the opportunity presents itself yeah like no like we had like everything where we we plan to get and like try to like do it just it just everything went perfectly i think everyone is actually terrified of the netherland
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