Lily Lovebraids' FORBIDDEN KISS in Minecraft!

Oh, Candy, this is going to be so fun!

But kissing gives you cooters! Oh, silly Candy.

In this situation, kissing is actually going to lure him out. There we go.

Sand?

I hate sand.

Oh hair!

Oh hi there.

Hey who are you?

Oh you know, it's just little old me.

Quick Aph.

Hi. See little old me. Quick, half. Oh! Half. Hi.

See, just me.

What are you doing? Why are you on top of my roof?

What? What's so funny? Also, I need something from you, Aaron.

I need a kiss from you.

Oh.

A kiss?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, let's do it.

Of course.

Perfect. I'm so glad you agree But I don't want you to be that though no This I need to kiss wait a minute you're up to something aren't you? Oh, please try to stop me well Well, it give me a normal kiss

No, not yet. Anyway, I to be kissing more players to get more powers.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up!

Oh, please don't worry, the kiss will only be on their heads.

Wait, their heads? Wait, you're not stealing their hair, are you?

Maybe.

Wait, are you gonna take my hair too? No, no, I won't stand for it. I won't let you make anyone on this server bald.

Oh, really? Yeah. Well, if you're gonna be such a tattletale, then I'll just have to deal with you here!

What, what the?

Hey, I'm not here again! Oh, there you go, look at you! That's so nice!

Yes, don't you?

You can't do anything there.

I will!

Here, I'll get out of this, just watch. Quiet. Okay, perfect, nice, now I need you to get in there. There you go, oh, I keep missing, oh. You know what, that works, perfect. Okay, more people on the server to kiss. Who am I actually, what the, wait, what's going on? What's happening, what's happening to me?

Huh, why am I being all weird and creepy and,

whoa, did I cause that?

Whoa! What are those?

Uh... Oh, what is he doing on top of my house? Wait a minute... A kiss. Zane is actually the perfect one for a kiss. This makes so much sense. This could work out in my favor.

He's so desperate!

Where did these infernal creatures come from? Die! Die! Is that what's, Zane! Why did you pee hair everywhere? Pierce, first of all, gross. Second, that sounds disgusting, I didn't pee hair! But I mean, then what are these things?

They're so gross. They're guardians which are made of hair, it looks like. Hair guardians, you know what they need? Shears! I'll go get some, hold on I'll be back. What? That dumb boob is gonna get us killed! I gotta take care of these things. What is going on? These are so weird!

Let's see how this works out. Ahem. Hey there!

Huh? What the? Who are you?

Wanna kiss?

Oh, I mean, I didn't know it was just plain ask me that before.

Your kiss unlocks my power.

Wait, I'm powerful? Oh my God, I knew it!

So, kiss?

Well, hold on.

I wanna get to know two facts about you first.

My name is Lily Lovebraids and I like tea parties.

Tea parties?

Oh, we have so much in common!

Okay, fine. One kiss, but this better not be a prank.

Hmm, okay. Ready?

Mm-hmm.

Say, Barracuda, roam me!

Um...

I can't believe you! I may not be down there, but I can read lips,

and your lips just asked for a kiss!

Oh, what the- B-B-Baby, I can explain!

Hmph! No! I hope you choke on hair! Hmph!

W-W-W-NO! KAYCEE! Well, I guess I'm not into this for the crime of betraying your crush. I said that you took kiss on the head and

You will be bald. Wait what no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, I've been beheaded I've been balded

Goodbye, See you later! Here we go.

All right Zane, came back with the cheers. I hope we can solve that hair problem of yours.

What? Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, bald!

It all happened so fast! Oh, you've got balditis! It's from kissing! Oh, no, you got kissed it was actually kind of nice Kissing makes you bald. Oh, no wait. It's because of girls isn't it I knew girls were evil That's it. I'm starting a podcast

Alright, I got Zane so when I get the whole set I'll give a kiss to Casey, too. She's got amazing hair hmm I kissed a Casey too. She's got amazing hair. Hmm. Casey's not home. I just saw her here with the binoculars though. Maybe I can kiss a kitty?

Hmm.

Why are you running away?

What the?

What?

Well, finally, it was you.

Oh, wow.

Wow, you must be new. I would definitely remember you.

So funny. You know what? I am new! Call me Lily. What is going on here though?

Oh, oh, oh, uh, the ropes, no. My friend KC just went a little not-so-I-let-her-think. She beat me and tied me up. You know, because I'm such a really supportive and understanding guy.

Aha, right.

Oh.

Hmm.

Um, speaking of, do you think maybe you could untie me? Uh, I would normally just buzz out of here myself, you know, with all these muscles, but I don't wanna make my friend feel bad.

Hmm.

On one condition. You have to give me a kiss.

Deal! Uh, I mean, I find your terms acceptable.

Hmm.

Okay, okay, okay.

Uh, muah! I knew it!

I knew I had the wrist!

What the?

I am bald!

What did you...

Oh, what the... What is happening? What the...

Ruby!

What is Ruby doing here?

What is happening?

Oh, don't worry about it.

Step back just a little bit. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Here we go. Cool, I got these cute little pets as a power.

I'll take care of you. What the?

Ah, girl, I mean, KC.

Oh geez, oh geez. Wait.

Ow.

Wait a minute.

Have you ever thought about shorter hair?

Come here, your hair is beautiful!

A little help over here?

Okay, maybe a lot of help?

I will save you, I... There we go. You could've just jumped out, you know.

Thank you.

I gotcha, buddy!

Huh?

Hey, put him down! You keep it, you stay away from him.

She saved my life. Honestly, I... I think I'm in love.

What?!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Are girls good or are they bad? UGH! Why is this so confusing?!

Um... I'd love to stay and talk, um... Bye! See ya! What the? Okay, he died, I guess. Alright, whatever. Let's just keep going. Casey! I'm pretty sure she's crazy now.

Hey! Hey, pretty purple hairy lady!

I need to ask you a question about girls.

Okay, don't say hairy lady. What's next?

Oh, that's good, that's good. Writing that down, writing that down. Yeah, okay. Next question. Will you marry me?

No, What? What's going on? But, but, but I thought that's how it's worked! How what works exactly? Huh?

Well, when you find a good girl, you're supposed to marry her, right?

Oh, so do I look good? I mean, because like, obviously I do look good, but like, do you think I'm good?

Uh, I'm very confused. What, what, what?

You know what?

Nevermind.

But I mean, at first I thought girls were bad because of the cooties and the hair stealing, but then you saved her eyes! And so now I think your girls are good! But, and you're pretty, so I think I'm in love with you!

Whoa!

I'm in love with my, oh!

I think you're desperate there. Sheesh. So you do love me! Yes! Yes! I will marry you! Oh my gosh I have to call my mom she's gonna be so excited about this! My goodness our voice is stupid! What? What?

Look, you seem nice, but I can't be tied down. This hair is too beautiful and I'm pretty

much married to it. Oh, but we can still kiss right? I I mean, you just saved me, so I kinda owe you one anyway.

I don't do despresso, okay? You sound desperado.

You know?

I see, this is great.

Yep, I'm just gonna.

What are you doing exactly?

Just taking my own grave since no girl would ever want me.

Oh, you're being silly now. Drama. Ah! Have fun in your silly now. Drama. You're one to talk taking two boys and stealing them for me today. Well, you're not getting this one That's a boy. How can you tell in Minecraft? Oh my goodness. It's scratching you. They're scratching you

I'm fine

Uh

He's just giving me hugs

Ouch, oh she's really gonna hate me now. I can't reveal that I'm Aphmau, I just have to stay in the love braids for right now. Zane is a betrayer. KC, maybe I can help her. Up here.

Hmm.

Okay, just like that I am back to normal and looking good. Maybe I'll get lucky and run into Lily Love Braids again. Oh, but that will just make KC jealous again too! Seriously, what is her deal?

Wow, he cannot talk about Kasey like that. Not letting him get away with this.

What did I- HEY!

Uh, hi!

Uh, listen, I know my hair is on point again, but there is such a thing as privacy!

Uh, not when you have windows all to your bathroom. Maybe you should rethink that. Got it? Also, I heard you talking bad. What? She's not my- Oh!

Wait, you heard that?

Oh, I see.

You're jealous.

I am not jealous. Look, I came here to help. But now, you've got this coming.

What? No, no, no, no, no.

I just got my hair back!

Here we go! Oh, come on!'m gonna put you in a condition It's not I mean, okay it is I kissed your boyfriend for you wait, that sounds bad But look I took away his hair that he Oh, what the- Huh? What's happening? Huh? Whoa, what the- Is this that phone thing again?

Geez.

Ugh.

Oh, so you two are just gonna run away together too? Fine, I'll just leave you to your romantic trip! This is not romantic! AGH! OW! OW! Oh, jeez.

Ugh.

Well, at least they're talking. I just need to get them to work together.

Candies?

Ugh!

Come on out! Oh!

Oh, no.

Uhhh...

Not my problem!

Uh, then I'll make it your problem.

Uh, seriously, KC? She just wanted my hair and you gave it to her. You wouldn't even give me diamonds Right cuz I was using them

Okay, you guys have some problems. Well, I hope you enjoy your life here with miss split ends Split ends I take care of them. Uh, no one's leaving me here

Well, I'm leaving both of you here because you're both crazy

You're crazy. You can't see a good woman when she's right in front of you! My goodness! I'll stop them. Hold on one second.

There you go.

Thank you! Wait, how could he just leave us? I don't know. Wanna team up? Get back at him?

Oh my gosh, I'm so in! Yay!

Let's do it.

Ooh! Okay. let's do it. Ooh!

Okay, this is brand new.

Yeah, well I figured you'd be after more smoochies, so you are cut off! I've activated my defenses, so good luck getting in.

Haha.

But you'll let me in, right?

Uh, Kacy, there's a chat for a reason, so I don't think I'm gonna-

AHHHHH!

Okay, yeah, good luck!

Nice, girly. He's not getting away. Um, I have my braids, we could just jump it, but... There we go!

Hey! I thought we were a team!

Hm? I promise, I will not murder you. Watch this! And... WAAAHHHHH! not murder you. Watch this. And weee! What do you mean? Look, I'm a little scared doing that sometimes. It can strangle people. You never know. You hear that Zane? We're coming for ya! We are not gonna kill him. We'll figure it out as we get there. We'll play this by ear. Or hair. Oh, careful! KC careful! Okay, let's...

Come on, and through this way. After you. Aww, thank you! Zane never does that for me! Well, it's a very polite thing to do. Watch out for the person! Oh!

Ow! I gotcha. There we go. Okay.

Thank you!

Alright. Your boyfriend's got a trust problem, huh? Oh, believe me! He's gonna have even bigger problems! All right, your boyfriend's got a trust problem, huh?

You're a hairy situation now, oh did you? See ya

You may be tiny the music Casey it's a good look for you for the record. Super adorable. Ugh, he is so dead. Yeah, but I mean, he's not wrong. We are super adorable.

We totally are.

Okay, but we need to be angry at him.

Oh, oh right.

Come on!

Come on, we got him. Oh, where'd he go? Wow, okay, animals are huge!

Ah! Whoa, whoa, Casey! Lily! Oh no, spit her out!

He's too fast.

Oh, I gotta find him.

How do I catch up to him? Oh, hi little bunny. Let's see. There we go, maybe I can give you a ride. Come on!

Oh, this is so cute! I love it!

KC? Oh, oh, thank goodness it wore off. She should be fine.

Whoa!

Huh? KC?

Oh!

Well, at least someone wanted me, even if it was just the fox. Stop it. Seriously. You'll see, we're gonna get back at your boy. Okay.

Find him.

Um.

Wow, he's just out in the open.

Oh, hey! Stop right there!

AHH!

Wait, what are you-

You are in big trouble, mister!

Big trouble?

Cuz we're not tiny anymore.

Okay, listen, Kasey, let's just talk about this. I wouldn't want to hurt anybody.

Try to run your girlfriend back. You stabbed her with a sword.

Okay, look, I don't have many options here, okay? You don't know what she's like when she's angry. She gets very stabby!

Oh, okay. You know what that armor will not protect you from? Yeah, what? Emotional damage. Come here.

What?

There we go! Whoa!

Sorry, I've been surprised it helps sell it. Well, it worked! That was amazing!

Whoa, wait, you two just right in front of me?

Wow, how does it feel feel I might just steal your girl

Awesome I Mean you're not even mad? Ha! Heck no!

Wow, that's the wrong answer.

Oh, that's it!

Get him girl!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Yeah, you deserve that.

Sorry I'm only a boy! Stupid Zane! Stupid! Stupid Zane!

Show him why that's wrong, girl. You got him. Let's see if I can, um, another storm.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha! Is that all you got, cruel world? Come on!

Hit me!

Get down from there, Pierce.

Hit me!

Oh, oh, oh.

Why is everyone going crazy today?

If you really wanted to stop me, you'd give me a kiss.

Uh.

I knew it! Come here, lightning! Oh, lightning!

Come on!

I like to chase people down, Pierce.

You're not-

Everyone has been kissed except for me!

Even KC!

And Zane got two, so that's unfair.

Zayna's just kissing and telling.

Gross.

Well, this lightening strike me already.

You can't be smited just because I won't kiss you.

Oh, watch me.

Okay, one kiss. That's all you get. Okay.

Oh, I'll take it. My self-respect is really low right now

Whoa

I got bald itis to the kids

Okay, whatever makes you happy. Yeah

Wait, what was that? Uh, I don't know came from over here. Whoa, what is happening? I'm not trying to die anymore. I just got kids. Okay

Every time I fight with a Sure go

Yeah, you did it

Okay, you can be small now

About that

What I will not let you make anyone else fall on this server. Oh look who escaped She's huge! Dammit for the hair! Watch out! Let me just get to you again! I like my hair! You can't have it! I'll never have it!

She just lost it! We have to bring her down!

K-K-Kasey's got more hair than me! You want her, not me!

Uh, Zane, do you have any more of those shrinking potions?

No, I used them all already!

Wait, you want to make her bigger? More power! Whoa! Oh. Ah, well hello. Well hello there, what a tall glass of water you are.

Hey, back off bro, that's my girlfriend!

Wow, you're all really in love with Lily. And I'm not your girlfriend.

We have a real connection. I'm gonna be her short king.

Not really.

Yeah, well I guilt-tripped her into kissing my head, so there!

Hey!

Hey. Hey! I just want a power. And that power I will use. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha A bit evil today, but that's my vibe right now.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, it's like a little dolly house. Don't come here! Knock knock!

Oh, but no you're not though, because we're coming for you!

It was a trap it's time for a trim lady hair get it. Oh good luck

No, I like my hair to grow cots jokes on you I never liked purple hair Got her! Oh! Oh! We did it! We did it! We love Bald! We did it! Oh! Hey, she kinda looks cute! Oh, wait, what the-

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

What's going on?

Oh no, she's gonna explode!

What the-

Alright, get back!

Are you serious?

What the-

What happened?

What happened?

Okay, alright, what happened?

Oh, Apple! Apple, you missed it!

I have a girlfriend now! Wait, where'd she go? You most certainly do not.

She would want me to have these.

Hey, no, no, no, no, stay away from those!

I'll get you later.

See, see what happens when you try to kiss everyone

on the server, hmm? on the server, hmm?

Hmm?