π¨ LIVE: Iranians Begin Killing IRGC On Streets - Ceasefire Talks Close To Collapse
Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to TUCY TV. This is your global news channel, I'm Mario Tucci and we come to you guys with the live coverage of day zero, well technically it's now day one of the ceasefire talks between the United States and the Islamic Republic of Iran. We're going to give you guys the latest updates on this and there are a few things happening. One is that the talks are already on the brink of collapse before it even started, although
I believe that at the end of the day when it comes to the Saturday, the 11th of April talks the IRGC will be forced to actually at least start the negotiations but things are going to kick off. So, we're going to talk about that but first we're going to cover a number of things including the Iranian people
a small group of, there is a specific group who have now started to target the IRGC terrorists on the streets of Iran. This is also in incredibly important cities like Qom, who are now killing the IRGC members. We also are going to be talking about the chaos in Beirut as the Lebanese civilians are now clashing with Hezbollah militants on the streets as well and protests by the Islamic Republic against the Islamic Republic. Yes, division and split continues inside the Islamic regime in Iran as the hardliners
have been protesting outside the Foreign Ministry's office. Of course, Abbas Aroksh is now in Pakistan to talk to the Americans. And we're going to discuss all this in terms of what to expect over the next few hours and over the next few days from Islamabad. OK, first, let's talk about the delegations who has actually gone to Pakistan. Over the last hour or so we received confirmation, finally, that the Islamic Republic representatives
headed by Qalibaf, the Speaker of Parliament, as well as Abbas Ararochi, who's the foreign minister, they did arrive in Pakistan earlier tonight, but they are not the only two. It was supposed to be just these two, and obviously their team and their advisors, but there's been massive clashes inside the regime in Iran,
and the other chunk of the IRGC leadership and the hardliners don't trust these guys and they said well we're going to have to send some other people with you to babysit you so that includes the secretary of the supreme national defense council and that's the longest
title in all titles Ali Akbar Ahmadiyan also the central bank governor Hammadi as well as the former IRGC commander, Mohammad Baqir Zolqat.
Now one of the reasons that they've decided to send more people was if you have been following all our live reports over the last couple of days, you probably do know that there are different factions in the Islamic Republic who are all fighting against each other. Now there is the the extreme insane faction who are against the ceasefire and actually to be fair they are kind of correct because if the Islamic Republic representatives somehow decide to sign a deal well it's the end for these idiots. This will be a surrender
deal for the Islamic regime in Iran. Despite obviously the propaganda they created in the media over the last few days saying we're actually winning and this is a good deal if we get a deal it'll be a great deal for the Islamic Republic. Of course that's not the case. This will be a surrender deal but obviously those who are against this is ceasefire have been attacking everybody. So we have Abbas Arokshi from the government side.
He's supposed to be technically from the reformist side. Of course, as I always say, they all have blood on their hands. But you also have the hardliners who the babysitters have now been sent to basically watch over these two. Then you've got Ghalibaf, the Speaker of Parliament, who is, let's just say, intellectually vacant. He simply jumps from this side to that side. He's been doing that for the past few decades.
He's been responsible for the murder of many Iranian civilians over the last few decades. But he wants to be seen as a reasonable. Anyway, as the government planes from Iran were getting close to Pakistan, they did request that the Pakistani Air Force jets to escort them in case the Americans decide to go crazy and hit them. I'm not even kidding. This is how they escorted them. Paranoid. Absolutely paranoid. Now, there are also a couple of other things happening. As I said, some of the protests over the last couple of days have been getting insane.
But let's not forget, whether you have the Islamic Republic as the members and supporters doing a rally in support of the regime or fighting against other people in the regime, the crowd is always quite small anyway because they are a minority.
So you now have a minority of a minority in Iran fighting against the other minorities as a bad, bad thing. So we now have the IRGC hardliners protesting outside the Foreign Ministry in the capital in Tehran. We do have subtitles, I believe.
One of them says, people are having heart attacks. Shame on you, Arakchi, for selling out to the Americans. So if you only watch CNN or BBC News or CBC, they would probably tell you the exact opposite. They will probably tell you firstly that somehow in the middle of all this, the regime in Iran is now stronger than ever before. Somehow President Trump's military action has backfired and the Iranians are rallying behind the regime and the government.
That's what the propaganda can tell you. And they're also going to tell you that everybody in Iran is actually happy, especially the Islamic regime supporters. They're all they're all happy because they are winning. They have won. It's over.
President Trump has been defeated. Apparently that's what CNN and CBC and BBC and all the others will tell you, right? Well, the evidence shows the exact opposite because they're all at each other's throats. They're all eating each other and half of them don't want to cease fire.
The other half know that if they actually sign a deal, well, it's a surrender deal. If the IRGC signs this deal it's the end. The problem is if they don't sign a deal it's also the end. But actually I get it from the hardline's perspective. It's probably at this point better to do a bit of gamble and not sign a surrender deal and just drag it on. Keep defending, try to basically defend even if you have to for example these people are evil right so even if they have to use Iranian civilians as human shield
that that's probably from their perspective the hard line is that's the best case scenario because if they sign a deal that that's definitely the end if they don't at least they can try to find a way to drag it on or to find a way out. But as you can see the narrative that will be given by the liberal media in the West is very different to what's actually happening inside the country. Now the Iranian civilians, actual Iranians who are fighting, who have been fighting against
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Get started freethe Islamic Republic, especially in the January uprising when you had millions of people coming out and about 40,000 of them were massacred. They've, obviously, they're the main group of the youth who are the immortal gods, but you also have other guerrilla warfare groups being set up. There's a newly founded group called the Homeland Defenders Organization or the HDO. They have started to hunt down the IRGC Basij and of course the NASA officers as well to obviously at checkpoints to take them
out because they see it at this point as self-defense. If the Iranian people don't take out the IRGC the IRGC will take the Iranian people out. Let's go to the video we received there this is from Sava near the so-called holy Shia city of Qom which is near the capital in the north of Iran. saying my life is for Iran and then that's a checkpoint on the left there we go and now they're down you can see the officers are down. And we have seen a number of these attacks.
Some of, a lot of the attacks that we have seen like this have been primarily carried out by the regional groups, especially certain ethnic groups, the Kurds, the Baluch, because a lot of them have already been armed anyway. But we now are seeing the same things in more central parts of Iran and in the more what we call the Persian parts of in terms of the ethnicity of Iran as a country and as a land. This was a message that this group sent out to the world
and why they did this.
In the name of Iran, last night on the 19th of February, your children were killed in the National Defense Organization. Two of the murderers of the regime were killed in the battle of the Saaveh mountains were killed. These actions are dedicated to two of our dear country's victims.
Nikas Shabkaravi, Peshwan of Qolitour, the leader of Iran.
The people of Iran! There we go, that's again the attack. Now they mentioned a couple of names. They said that one of the motivations for these attacks and specific this one was to seek vengeance. Many innocent young Iranians have been murdered technically over the last 47 years but especially over the last few years especially since 2022 and obviously the last couple of
months for simply asking for freedom and democracy. The two names that were mentioned by this group, one was Pejman Gholipur, who was killed during the bloody November protests in 2019, months before the first lockdown. He was only 18 years old.
And also, Nika Shakarami, who was kidnapped by the IRGC, violated physically and then killed in 2022. She was only 16 years old. If she were alive now she would only be still 20 years old if she was still alive. Now these two cases were from a few years ago. We also had over 40,000 at least only a couple of months ago.
You can see why people in Iran are fed up. People in Beirut are also fed up with the Hezbollah occupiers. Over the last couple of nights we've seen a huge number of clashes between the Lebanese patriots and Hezbollah members and supporters who were initially rallying and doing a protest in a number of neighborhoods in the center of Beirut including the Saghiyat al-Janzi neighborhood in the capital, and this happened. Well done. Well, well done to the people of Beirut, citizens and residents of Lebanon. It is time to rise up against the Hezbollah, IRGC Hezbollah occupiers.
Now two hours ago, we also received confirmation that Hezbollah occupiers. Now two hours ago we also received confirmation that Hezbollah has started once again to launch rockets at Israel at this time targeting the northern part of Israel. Obviously these missiles have now been intercepted by the Israeli defense and of course the Iron Dome. We are going to be getting more updates because the IDF and the Israeli government have now confirmed earlier today that going forward there is not going to be an actual ceasefire
between them and Hezbollah but what's going to happen the compromise that they've now made with the Americans because the IRGC have been saying we're not going to do the talks unless the IDF do a ceasefire with Hezbollah. The compromise is that any retaliation by Israel in Lebanon against Hezbollah will now have to go through checks and balances. So the IDF can't just launch a retaliation.
They have to go through the government. They have to get permission every time and actually present the plan where they're gonna hit why they're gonna hit it and how. This is basically a political compromise in reality obviously that's not really gonna change much that they're still gonna retaliate and defend the state of Israel because that is literally the job of the Israeli Defense Forces. Now in Tehran while the Islamic Republic members continue to fight against the other Islamic
Republic members in Iran, the IRGC knew exactly what could happen. That's why they imported a huge amount of Iraqis, also people from Afghanistan and Pakistan to invade their own country to help them against any sort of vacuum and any sort of chaos. So the streets of Tehran the last couple of days have been witnessing this absolute mess. A bunch of Iraqis invading and occupying the capital of Iran. That literally, at this point, it sounds and looks like this is like Baghdad but it's not. It's supposed to be the civilized Tehran.
This is the video we showed you yesterday actually, a couple of days ago. These are all the Afghans, like the guy right there at the front, that's from Afghanistan. That other one, these two, the younger one and the one behind, Afghanistan, the one with sunglasses, Afghanistan. That other one, these two, the younger one and the one behind, Afghanistan. The one with sunglasses, Afghanistan. Those two are from Afghanistan. The one with the hat is from Afghanistan.
The one with the black t-shirt is from Afghanistan. Of course, there is a flag of Afghanistan right there. And the one next to him as well. They are everywhere. Absolutely everywhere. Chaos. Now this is also going to massively
backfire on the IRGC because there have been also a chunk of population in Iran who are, let's just say, they want to stay out of trouble, right? They are complacent and some of them who have been told that whether you like or dislike The way the supreme leaders for example run the country whether you like or dislike some of the fundamental laws about the country They've been told that this is still your country
So if Israel or America attacks you have to defend your country You have to be upset that the Americans and the Israelis are attacking. There are always people like that. They think, well, I'm not really pro-regime, but I'm OK. I could still live my life here in this country. It's not the best country, but keep my head down.
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Get started freeBut yeah, I'm really upset that the Israelis and the Americans are doing things here. It's not really good to have foreign forces, right? Well that is going to backfire because those same people who've been told that you have to be basically against what's happening because the Americans and Israelis are in Iran, hating Iran. Well, they're now going to be seeing a bunch of people from Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan also taking control of the streets in Iran, yeah they're
not going to be happy. The whole plan is backfiring on all the levels that you've seen. Also a lot of the IRGC supporters, they're fundamentalists, they can see this is a level of desperation. Instead of actually seeing the so-called Iranian citizen IRGC people,
they are seeing a bunch of foreigners.
And let's not forget that at the end of the day, these people don't like the foreigners.
So even though obviously they're their own allies, but they don't want to see the flag of Iraq in the middle of the streets in Tehran.
It's not looking too good. But in order to keep the IRGC members happy, well they have been promising them 72 virgins, in case you don't know. Now as 2CTV exposed a while ago, the 72 virgins are not going to be women. We have discovered that they're going to be 72 virgin goats and this is their representative Greg the goat as our 2CTV co-host. But another motivation instead of actually giving them 72 virgins they are now giving them to keep them happy in the middle of all this war temporary marriages. I'm not even kidding. This is one of the IRGC members who is also a police officer in Alboros province, holding
a one month temporary marriage with this woman. Let's watch this, I'm take this man blah blah blah. So I can't take it seriously. He's saying basically this is a usual thing. Oh, would you take this man to be your husband or whatever, right? But in this case, do you take this man on a temporary basis for one month as your husband
Yes
That is so wrong this whole thing thing is so... Also, why is he in his uniform? It's so bad. The whole thing is so bad. This is to motivate them. Like, obviously, they've been struggling. They've been terrified. And this is what we call Islamic prostitution. This is a concept that is overused by the Shia Muslims for centuries and centuries because technically, technically, if you do anything outside of marriage that's naughty right? Allah will be upset because you're not actually married. Boyfriend, girlfriend, bad. Although somehow physically abusing a random white blonde girl in Europe, apparently that's okay, right? Because they're infidels.
Infidels, you can do whatever you want. But because you have to be married, there is this concept of temporary marriages. You could have it for one month, you could have it for six months, you could also have it for two hours, you could have it for one month you could have it for six months you could also have it for two hours you could have it for one hour or in the case of the senior leadership I think three minutes is probably good enough for them three minutes marriages that will be a long long enough for them to take whatever they want it's insane it It's absolutely insane. These guys, the groom in this case, these
guys have not been getting paid. They've been struggling to pay their rents. Some of them completely gave up. They've been tired. They've been living in paranoia over the last few weeks. so the regime realized, well we have to give them some sort of motivation, some sort of incentive. Well they don't seem to be wanting to meet their 72 virgins so let's find them one in real life. This is crazy, absolutely crazy, but Tucker
Carlson, Candace Owens, Megyn Kelly and all the usual suspects are telling you this is normal. That the Islamic Republic of Iran is currently an absolutely normal country. In fact, we should treat them as an ally to the United States. Israel is the enemy. These guys with that sort of behavior, that's normal.
They are not a threat, not just in terms of militarily, considering all the terrorism they've been doing, culturally, right? Culturally, they're not a threat. Yeah, considering that all they want to do is export their so-called culture, which is not really a culture, is barbaric behavior across the world. So you have one world government under the black flag of Islam right? These are the radicals. According to the usual suspects you should treat them as allies. They're not really a problem. Israel, a liberal democracy, that's a
problem.
Now President Trump who hit back at these idiots and called them low IQs as we reported last night was speaking about an hour ago to the members of the press about the ceasefire talks. Of course, President Trump, as usual, basically said that everything's going to go well. We're going to open the Strait of Hormuz one way or another, whether the Islamic Republic will accept the deal, which is terrible for them, or we're going to have to basically
use force again.
Militarily defeated and now we're going to open up the Gulf with or without them. But that'll be open. We're going to be or the straight as they call it. And I think it's going to go pretty quickly. And if it doesn't, we'll be able to finish it off one way or the other. It's going well.
The Navy is gone. The Air Force is gone. All anti-aircraft is gone. The leaders are gone. The whole place is gone. So we'll see how it turns out.
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Get started freeSo it's J.D. and Steve and Jared. They have a good team, and they meet tomorrow. We'll see how it all works. The Press No, we're not going to let that. It's international water. If they're doing that, nobody knows if they're doing that.
But if they're doing that, we're not going to let
that happen.
The Press What would a good deal look like for you?
The President No nuclear weapon. Number one. You know, I think it's already been regime But we never had that as a as a criteria. No nuclear weapon. That's 99% of us Yeah, but that'll open up automatically yeah the answer is yes But the straight will open up if we just left the straights gonna otherwise they make no money So the straights gonna open but what we have is no nuclear weapon, but we'll open the straight anyway
Don't forget we don't use the Strait. Other countries use the Strait. So, we do have other countries coming up, and they'll help out. But we don't use it. It won't be easy.
It won't be. I would say this. We will have that open fairly soon.
The Press What's your backup plan?
What's your backup plan? Excuse me? What's your backup plan if the North Korean field opens? You don't need a backup plan. We have β the military is defeated. Their military is gone. They have β you know, we've degraded just about everything. They have very few missiles. They have very little manufacturing capability.
We've hit them hard. Our military is amazing, the job they've done. I don't know. I can't tell you. I have to see what happens tomorrow. They're they've been talking for 47 years with other presidents and we're not
doing much talking. Thank you very much. We are not doing much talking. So it's interesting, to be fair, as I've been saying from day one, despite the narrative going completely crazy, the US military's objectives were quite clear. From day one was about the nuclear threat and the ballistic missile threat and the proxies. Eliminate those threats basically, either by force or get them to surrender. They didn't do a deal, so the Americans had to do it. So technically, they already achieved most of the objectives
apart from the proxies. The proxies are still around. Regime change was never an objective for the US military. It was the Israelis, and correctly, rightly so, and the Iranian people. They won regime change. The only problem was that because the narrative, the liberal media started with the whole regime change
saying, oh, what happened to regime change? About a couple of weeks ago, President Trump started randomly saying, we've already done regime change, regime change already, actually, we did a couple of times. We've had three regime changes over the last... And then everybody was taking it literally instead of seriously. So he didn't really help by keep saying, I've also done regime change. Then people were thinking, but does that mean that was your objective?
So what happened to regime change? That wasn't really an objective for the Americans. That was an objective for the Iranians and the Israelis. And technically, the Americans have achieved most of it in terms of their objectives, apart from the proxies. But the reality is what they say, what anybody says publicly is very different
to what's actually happening behind the scenes because the US Treasurer, Secretary of the Treasury, Scott Besant, did admit quite recently that the Americans were actually working on this for months and months, definitely since the end of the 12-Day War.
They started manipulating the currency in Iran. They caused the collapse of the currency in December, which resulted in the uprising in January. So they were also, despite the fact that the US government and US military were saying, well, our objectives are just this, this, this, they were also behind the scenes working to bring down the regime anyway. But their objective, the Americans, should not be regime change. The Americans or anybody shouldn't
change the regime. That also puts a lot of pressure but it doesn't work. Regime change should be done by the Iranian people. Destroying the regime, yes, the Americans and the Israelis could do it. Obviously, it's not that easy, but you can. You have to just scale up the military operation. But change can only happen on the ground.
Even in the chaotic situation that we had in Libya, which was terrible as the outcome, despite everything about Gaddafi, the dictator, the reality was it had to happen on the ground. It wasn't just the airstrikes that were happening by the coalition, by the French and the Brits and the Americans, they were all hitting Libya at the same time.
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Get started freeThat didn't bring down, that didn't change the regime of Gaddafi. On the ground, you had different groups of armed terrorist militias who then basically took over. Now the problem with that was that you had different factions of jihadi terrorist groups. In Iran you just have a bunch of innocent unarmed civilians mostly, some of them have now been armed but they're not terrorists, they're not part of any terrorist organization. They're not jihadis, so they're not vicious,
which you might say that might be a weakness at this point. They're not vicious enough. What you saw that happened in France, the first revolution, for example, which also started, and it took a long time, with guerrilla warfare but people
were vicious at the end because both sides got completely violent and they had to arm themselves. They had to fight. People in Iran didn't have that level of opportunity or support until now. TCTV updates, thank you very much for your comments. Who now runs Iran? I do not believe the third Ayatollah is in charge. There's no third.
The second one is not even operational. The Ayatollahs are no longer in charge. At this point, the Ayatollahs and the so-called clerics have already been pushed aside. The IRGC military are now running the country. The government puppets, they are in fact puppets. Nobody really cares about the president, about the foreign minister.
That's why even tonight they've now gone to Pakistan, finally, for tomorrow's talks. They have been accompanied by the IRGC. It was supposed to be just the foreign minister and the Speaker of Parliament, who's also a crazy nutter, by the way. They don't even trust them.
Nobody trusts anybody. It's chaotic right now. Welcome home from a woke France to woke UK. Yeah, Tuti Akir struggles to stay relevant. Yeah, he did supportir struggles to stay relevant. He did support Hezbollah earlier, which was slightly disgusting.
I forgot to mention this actually. The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom earlier today defended Hezbollah terrorists in Lebanon, saying that the Israeli Defense Forces defending their country of Israel by targeting terrorist, jihadi terrorists of Hezbollah is and I quote wrong. It's unacceptable and wrong. The Israeli Defense Forces shouldn't defend their country by targeting jihadis. he actually said he opposed it
this is the Prime Minister of the UK these days. Bill says thanks for keeping up to date thank you and I hope no one ordered anything from Timu with their straight-over testosterone being closed you are not getting it until 2028
Kissed armor is an embarrassment to our country. Let's hope he is gone very soon bad man. Very naughty man is Islamists why does the Islamist has a C instead of S? They shut their throats. Preferably this will lead to their downfall. A slow death. Yeah. I don't think Bali Barf will return. Bali Barf! Who came up with that? Was that Goldie? Bali Barf! That's's Barleybath, the Speaker of Parliament.
Barleybath. That's good. If this is from Goldie, I'm stealing it. If it's not from Goldie, I'm still stealing it. Brilliant. Or unless it's actually from Ivan. Well done. Joined with round 75. Can't access members only material, no response from staff. Other than that, they're perfectly happy. That doesn't sound happy. Send us an email now.
I'm getting the team who are watching this to check the email. Just do it now. Like literally now. Because we do that sometimes. We tell people to send an email during the live and then they send it to us like four years later.
I'm like, well, I told you so we could check. We get thousands of emails every day. So we have to go through all of them. And then I don't know what happens in the middle of all that. So currently it says 7.04 p.m. Eastern time, 12.04 a.m. London. And then we got all these. So I will personally get the team to check exactly around 7.05 Eastern Time or 12.05, around
that time, a few minutes later. I will wait. We will wait for an email from Bill. Send us an email with your details of your account and we'll check this for you and we'll fix it. Do it.
Otherwise, you're going to get lost again in the queue. It's going to be chaos. When will the immortal guard come out and have we been able to arm them? I hope your wife had a great birthday. It's the same thing that I've been saying for the past 84 years since this war started. It's not the right time for the Iranian people to take to the streets because we're literally in the middle of the war. They can only come out after the war ends. And President Trump, Prime Minister Netanyahu, Crown Prince Faisal Pahlavi, Admiral Brad
Cooper, every single one of them has said the exact same thing. Don't come out now. Not yet. Obviously, now you have a bunch of rogue Iranians who are going around doing guerrilla warfare and covert operations. They're not taking to the streets in that sense but they're just doing drive-by shootings basically they're going to checkpoints they take out a few of the IRGC members who are manning the checkpoints that's different but the the overall taking to the streets and taking control the Immortal Guard not now don't do it now not the right time do it once the the war has actually ended and not during some sort of
Temporary ceasefire because things are not currently stable and you got a bunch of Arabs on the streets of Tehran
And
But I don't see and those others in a stay in Pakistan so the Iranian people don't kill them. They will remain in Pakistan to continue working on behalf of the IRGC for diplomacy or whatever. The problem with them is that they are now being hunted down by both the Iranian people and also the other IRGC members. Everybody wants to take out Arafat right now, the foreign minister of the Islamic Republic.
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Get started freeThe uprising is beginning, a free Iran. I finally agree with IRGC, no ceasefire. That's the problem though, because you kind of want to push for the IRGC to sign a deal. At this point, you kind of want them to
sign a surrender deal. But if they are smart enough, they're not going to sign a deal. If they're smart enough, they're just going to kick off during the negotiations and after the two-week deadline, they're going to go back and regroup and find a way to keep dragging on this war until basically the Americans are under more pressure to eventually just give up. That's the only good option. If the IRGC sign any deal, they are completely effed on so many levels.
They're going to get targeted by the rest of the IRGC, the hardliners. They're going to get weakened and they're also going to get targeted by the rest of the Iranian population. So it's best for them to do no deal. But will they be smart enough? Or are these people who are currently doing the negotiations? Well, they haven't started yet.
Are they just thinking for themselves? How do I put myself and my friends and families in these negotiations so that I could basically be saved somehow? I have a sidebar question. If they eat, if they each get 72 goats, how have they not run out? You're going to have to ask Momo.
He came up with these things. Homeland defenders and immortal guard connected. We don't know much about this new group in terms of the details yet, but I think a lot of them are interconnected. I think some are probably, I mean, they're all basically just Iranian people. It's just a branding.
It's just a name. It's not necessarily, they're not necessarily established organized groups with headquarters in that sense or a constitution and things like that. They are simply using a branding to motivate each other and to create a network so that people can connect with each other saying, okay, I'm a mortal God, I'm a mortal God.
That's basically what they do. Basically it's like calling each other freedom fighters. That's just a more modern way of doing it. But it seems like I think some of them who've just been frustrated, especially the last few weeks and the last few days, they decided to also have different brandings and different groups on their own.
For example, the Homeland Defenders organization to probably not completely undermine the overall immortal gods and the rest of the Iranian population. That's the best way to assess the situation. We don't know much about the details of the new group. Please describe the birthday dinner. Dinner expensive? Where was it? Yeah, we just got back from Paris. We are now back in London-stan from Paris-istan. We got back a couple of hours ago and as you can see, I'm always proactive. I'm back live,
no need to take a break. Yes, today is of course my wife's birthday. Last night we had the birthday dinner in Paris and I don't remember where we were. My short term memory is worse than a goldfish. Long term memory, oh I know exactly what Mohammed and Aisha had for dinner 1400 years ago during Christmas for example. They used to love Christmas dinners as you know.
Aisha and Mohammed loved Christmas. She used to get a lot of presents. But yeah short term memory, I have no idea. Last night. Also we did so much in Paris. It was chaotic. I don't remember what happened. I think we were at... Oh, yeah, last night was the restaurant with the view of Eiffel Tower.
Actually, I'm going to show you something before I the report because I noticed something that happened. I posted this photo and sort of backfired. This was giraffe, with a view of the Eiffel Tower. And I posted on Instagram and the caption on top of the Eiffel Tower says, occupying France, right? That was just a joke that we are occupying France.
The problem was the joke backfired. It was accidental political incorrectness.
There's a lady sitting underneath the Eiffel Tower with a hijab on her head.
The Muslim woman, right? She was actually from Turkey. And everybody thought that I'm saying she is occupying France, occupying Paris. I got into trouble. Then it got worse because I realized this balcony where it is with the view of the Eiffel Tower is the exact same balcony that another person Also took a picture
When he occupied paris and I was like, but that joke backfired on so many levels first. I insulted the random woman from turkey and secondly, I accidentally compared myself to a failed a vegetarian failed artist from Austria who was a bit of a socialist yeah not really good that that was a rough night that was it was difficult guys difficult things happened difficult. Things happened and somehow I didn't get cancelled in Paris. Anyway, what I love about the Parisians is that if you try to speak French to them, but not perfectly, they
can tell and they respond in English but in a very sassy way. Basically telling you, don't try, don't try to speak French with the accents don't even bother I'm going to reply in English I was hoping so to Diane Abbott's ooh why are we getting currently I've got Bill's email bill I've got I've got the email we're getting
spammed by someone called Margaret. Margaret Gargano or whatever it is. Yeah, so that's what we end up having about 10,000 emails a day. A lot of people just send us emails with links to news or whatever.
Worshipper of Bacon, I think you mean bacon, bacon that says no moral people ok keep fighting and get leg over, oh the temporary marriage I know, weird thank you for your reporting I have to say because I correct you in my head translate equals written and interpret equals spoken free Iran. I love a Cuban American Jew Wow, that's that's a full house Do you also live in Canada a Cuban American Jew living in Canada that would detect a perfect
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I'm just going to double check. There's a lot of other super chats here. I'm going to check the latest update on the ceasefire because essentially what we have is that the Islamic Republic kept
saying we're not going to talk unless the idea of do a ceasefire with Hezbollah didn't happen and they still turned up anyway and Now they're saying well, there's no guarantee. We're gonna start we're gonna actually talk tomorrow Let me tell you they're gonna talk tomorrow. So whatever they say it doesn't matter it's gonna happen and
However that goes for the next few days. Well, that's gonna be the fun, right? That's gonna be the interesting thing because It's not gonna end well, let's just say for the Islamic Republic at this point whether they get a Deal or not. It's not good. There is a report According to a good friend near bug on X that Afghan a photo immune terrorists as well as the the Iraqi Hashad Al-Shaabi members who are currently in Tehran in Iran apparently they are now harassing
and sexually assaulting Iranian women and girls at checkpoints even right in front of their family members eyes this happens with the regime's full blessing Iran is occupied. That's not really a surprise unfortunately because they're now in charge of their checkpoints. So let's clarify the Iraqis, the Afghans, the
Pakistanis who are currently in Iran, they have only one job. Prevent an uprising or a potential ground invasion. Their job is just to be on the streets. So they are now manning the checkpoints for example and they're just walking around the streets with the flags protesting whatever they do. They're not going to be in charge of tanks or fighter jets or defense systems or ballistic missiles. They don't trust
them with any of that. Their job is just to be on the streets. And obviously they're gonna end up targeting random girls and women because they got nothing else to do. They're just standing there all day and they hate the Iranian people.
So then they've been given a free pass to do whatever they wanna do. So of course they're going to be physically targeting these people. It's insane, but it's not really a surprise. They do the exact same thing when they move to Sweden
or Germany, you've seen what they do, or Paris. There's a lot of stuff that happens in Paris all the time. Anyway, we are now hours away, probably less than 12 hours away yeah definitely from the first hours of the first day of the so-called ceasefire talks of course Tuesday TV will continue our live ongoing coverage of these negotiations
and of course that everything else that happens we're now officially back in London Stan and we're going to continue more live reports for you guys. And of course, we do more news reports throughout the day on our website and our app to see dot TV. If you want to stay up to date with all news, we obviously do the updates on there and of course the live streams as well.
course the live streams as well. Thank you so much for watching. I'm Maya Toosie and we are the media.
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