living in my enemy's walls...

If you find someone's base, here's what you should do. Kill all the villagers, take the best loot, and get the hell out of there before they come back. But I've always had a problem with this strategy, because smart players will hide all their best stuff in secret rooms, and skilled players will keep all their best stuff on them since they're confident they'll be able to fight for it in a PvP situation, which is why I developed a three-step strategy to get the most amount of loot possible.

Let me explain. The first step of my plan is simple. I'm going to live in their base, without them knowing I'm there. That way, I can watch them, and take notes on their behavior. After I figure out what they like to do, and more importantly where they like to walk, I'm going to set up a trap specifically for them. Then all I

have to do is wait. Wait for them to carry on with their average day. Wait for them to lower their guard. Wait for them to be alone. So yeah, that's the plan. I'm gonna live in their walls and watch their every move until I find some type of behavior that I can exploit. Then once I figure that out, I'm gonna wait for them to leave and set up a trap inside their own base.

Then when they come back, I just have to wait for the right time to strike. But who am I gonna use this strategy on? Well, I had 3 people in mind. And my first target is Leek Leek, the server's greatest scammer. Not only did he drop an invisible creeper on me, he recently scammed me again. And here's how he did it. Leek Leek was offering me an enchanted mace, a one of a kind item on the server.

At first I was skeptical that this was a trick, so I declined the offer. But then Tai, the owner of the server, made this announcement, confirming that this was a trick, so I declined the offer. But then Tai, the owner of the server made this announcement, confirming that there was only one enchanted mace on the server that did exist. Having seen leakleek holding this mace, I went back to renegotiate. So you ready to talk actual business? Yeah bro, I want 2 strength and a gear set. Two strength and a gear set? You know what? For that, I think that's fair.

Okay.

Pleasure doing business.

Okay. Now I know what you're thinking. What was the scam? He gave me the mace and I put it in my ender chest immediately. Well, one day later, he asked me to log on.

Yo, have you actually held out the mace in your hand?

No.

I put it in my chest immediately.

You should try to put it in your hand.

No fucking way!

What do you mean? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo are not allowed on Strength SMP, so the plugin automatically deletes any enchants on a mace if it is equipped. And what pisses me off is I wouldn't have fallen for this shit if Tai, the owner of the server, didn't abuse his position as owner to make this shitty f***ing announcement. So you know that that cemented Tai as my second target. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

Leek Leek scammed me. It's time to get him back. All right, ladies and gents, we are here at Leek Leek's base. He has bubble elevators going up and down. Oh my God, this base is disgusting. Bro, what is this base?

Where do I even hide? Nah, that's kinda obvious Ooh, that's not bad though Oh my god, he's on! Holy f***, okay he went that way.

I'm gonna say where you at. I'm looking at him right now.

Okay okay. Now it was time for the second part of my plan, to build a trap at his base. I wanted to wait until leakleak was offline to do this, since he had been at his base quite a lot. But another issue was that he wanted to fight me that same night, so I would only have a very small window of time to go build the trap. So I asked one of my friends on strength smp to text me if he logged off, and let's just horrible time. Holy shit, I just ran from the bar I was at to get back on because the guy texted me that leak logged.

Okay, let's see, do I have everything I need?

So I flew over to his base and began building the trap. Speaking of which, what trap am I even gonna use on him? Well I noticed a fatal flaw in his base. He only had one exit and one entrance, and that happened to be a bubble elevator. Now I've never seen a bubble elevator trap before, so I had to go invent one. But honestly it was pretty easy and the redstone is pretty simple, so let me explain it to you. If you go up this bubble elevator, you're dead. Because I made a trap that will kill anybody that decides to use a bubble elevator. And it's actually really simple. Let me explain.

When I pull this lever, this redstone turns off this torch which unpulls these four pistons, while this redstone goes into this piston, pushing it. This causes the bubble elevator to be sealed off from the top, and enemies will float up into this chamber where it's really easy to knock them back into a trap. I installed a dripstone dropper on the other side, so when they fall in, I can reach through the waterfall and just barely place dripstone on the observer, causing dripstone to rain from above, killing anybody inside. So I built the trap inside of Leek Leek's base and waited and waited until finally he DM'd me to get on Please tell me this kid is in his base

Oh my god he logged Fuck he's on surface bro I gotta bait him down into his base Do you have pots? Please go in

Just go in Just go in

Oh my god he's going in

Oh my god he's going oh my god

oh my god he's coming oh I need that I need that it's fucking green skin yes some plus five! F*** you Leek Leek! Bro, did you have any idea?

Uh dude, I had no idea bro. I don't even know why I went into my base.

With Leek Leek down, I shifted my sights onto my second target, Ty. He had helped Leek Leek scam me by abusing his owner rank, and also Ty is really f***ing stupid, so it should be easy to trap him. Y'all know the deal by now, let's go to his base. Guys, he's in here. I just started recording, because I logged on. I'm pretty sure he's in this base.

I'm just going to do this for now. Where can I live? I need to find some spots where I can watch him from. I have a feeling they're going to be setting up these villager trading halls. I feel like this is not, I feel like this is not a bad area to trap.

One, two, three, four, five. Need to figure out a good spot to watch him so I can figure out what he's gonna do. So I built a hidey hole in their roof. That way I'd be able to view view if they went down that villager hallway or not.

This looks so goofy.

You know what, if this works it'll be funny as fuck. Okay so I'm walking and I'm walking and... Oh god. That's so fucking obvious. As long as I don't move at all, I should be fine. I logged off inside their base, and while I was live streaming, my spy told me that

Ty was online. Now spying on him live in front of thousands of people was probably a bad idea, but I did it anyway because I thought it was pretty funny. Alright maybe we go on strength, maybe we go on strength, we go on strength, we go on strength. Oh god.

This is probably a horrible idea to do this live.

Okay whatever we're playing Windowed.

Okay here we go. I'm gathering some very-

Dude!

What?

Shit! Um.

What the fuck?

Alright, no, I'm outta here.

Yeah, he spotted me. Now, I don't know what gave me away. It could have been one of the thousand people watching me who just knew Ty and DM'd him, or maybe Ty just saw my face in his ceiling. But it didn't matter, I had a plan. Tai's villager hall was incomplete.

At one point or another, he would have to finish building it. So while he was online, I decided to try and sneak into his base. Oh my god he's been here. After successfully sneaking in, I built a 5x2 trap under the hallway that connects his main lobby to his villager hall. He's setting up his recording, that's perfect. This gave me time to build the funneling system, so I may as well explain how it works.

By putting armor stands into hoppers, and slabs over the armor stands, this makes it much harder to wind charge clutch, and it also makes it impossible to break the redstone in time. I use wool as the block to push people since it's very hard to break in time unless you have shears, which no one really has. Then all you gotta do is build a simple redstone circuit and hook it up to the pistons. And just like that, you have a working funnel. Shoutout to Shadow for figuring all this shit out.

Taizan. Taizan. Oh shit, I thought I was in his base

he's not even here oh my god all right bro always thing tries to trap me yeah

it's sort of what I expect from him they're just talking about me

yeah hate you to love him hate him hate him in the area where a jewed live how do they definitely would be surprised that is a jewed low in the

area

haha you know I guess How do they know? Definitely wouldn't be surprised if there was a Judelo in the area. Ha ha ha! He knows!

I guess, cause he did see me watching him. Question is, if Boomy runs over it, should I trap him?

I'll do whatever.

Can you uh...

I'm not gonna lie, you should definitely check around the area, so you basically don't wanna get trapped.

I could've just pulled it on Boomy.

There are so many... No, dude was here the other day with sharp, and they jumped me oh My god. I could have just pulled it on boomy, but I didn't

Fighting you

Talking about me talking bad on my name mother I

Don't care you know what I? Tie I don't I don't care, bro. I don't care you you can you can live bro. I've you enough. I'm getting out of here, bro

What the dude

You know what I I as much as I wanted to kill you and with you. I'll take boomi's loot as well. I need some strength I don't give a fuck Since boomi caught a crazy stray, Ty lives to see another day Leaving me with the one target left and that target is none other than Sharpness the best player on strength SMP. Most people haven't even killed me once, and sharpness has killed me like 6 or 7 times,

cementing sharpness as my biggest rival on strength SMP. However, there was a problem. My 3 step plan wouldn't work on sharpness, because sharpness is kinda homeless. Sharpness doesn't have a base of his own, so he just goes around and uses other people's bases, including my base. Sharpness doesn't have a base of his own, so he just goes around and uses other people's bases, including my base.

So the plan was simple, I'll put a trap inside of my own base and wait for him to come to me. But what trap am I gonna use? Well I'm glad you asked, cause I need at least one more short out of this video. This is a regular ladder. Or is it? You see, this is actually a trap. Because if you put a piston under a column of blocks and activate it, the entire column moves up,

which causes any attached blocks to be broken. This includes things like buttons, torches, and ladders. By using this mechanic and adding a couple extra sticky pistons, we can open a hole and break the ladders at the same time, causing anyone going up and down the ladder to instantly fall into a trap. So I built this trap and the ladder down to my turtle farm,

meaning anyone who wanted to brew turtle master potions would have to come down here and collect some scutes, but little do they know, I would be waiting for them. Oh my god. Oh my f***ing god. Sharpness was in my base, so all I had to do was wait. But he was just using my base to repair his armor. He clearly didn't need turtle potions cause he was dicking around in my base for more

than 20 minutes, so I got impatient and started trying to bait him down. I typed a message in chat saying that I would pay someone for turtle potions. Sharpness being a businessman saw the opportunity because he knows my base has a turtle farm. He could use my own turtles and scam me for some golden apples. Oh my god he's coming.

Please.

Where the f*** is he going? No. What is he doing? What is he doing?

No, dude, this is- this is all my turtles!

HE'S KILLING MY TURTLES!

So it turns out Sharpness doesn't know how a turtle farm works. But after a minute of cosplaying as a six pack of plastic rings, Sharpness finally realized he wasn't getting any turtle scutes. And one thing led to another, and... things, sharpness finally realized he wasn't getting any turtle scutes. I'm solo don't kill me What do you mean you're solo? Who sent you to kill me?

No I wasn't gonna kill you

I just wanted some turtle shells

Wait wait wait what do you mean by you're solo?

What about your teammates?

Dude, Evo left Spongs is an idiot Oh my god dude I'm alone Please I'm not trying to kill you or anything

I'm solo

Do you promise you're not trying to kill you or anything I'm solo do you promise you're not trying to kill me I promise you I'm not trying to kill you I swear on everything I swear please please don't do that oh my god I have so much shit on me and this is my last set okay oh my god you know what I

know how dangerous you are so listen how about we talk okay how about we talk

how about we talk is your spawn point nearby? I sure hope so! I don't think so. I don't think so. Come on down, come on down. I patched it. Mean Sharpness talked about the fact that neither of us really have teammates anymore. Don't you have teammates though?

Who is on my team?

What?

Evo is not even on the server anymore.

Oh, Evo got, Evo's not even on the server?

Yeah, he's not even on the server and Spongs is just like bad. I don't know bro, you you killed me so much why should I trust you now I'm keeping

your sword and axe until I figure out what I want to do with you.

Okay what if we what if you make me traps and me and you team up? I mean

you're pretty good at the game I could get behind that but are you just saying

this so I'm gonna give you my gear back? No, no I promise you, well I kinda have to get revenge but

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

No revenge!

If I give you the loot back and the string

Oh ok and everything, everything right?

If I give you everything back But why should I trust you?

What's to say this isn't all an act. This is a you're gonna stab me right here No, no, I promise listen if we actually team up like I I I think we can go far because you make traps I just bait people like we release it. I cannot I just bait people like we release it. I cannot Yeah, yeah, we're not gonna expect it and also like we're just gonna be OP if you make no I