Living Inside My Enemies Base

The crowning achievement of any sneaky person is hitting somebody from world height with an anvil.But a close second is living inside your enemy's base, using its resources, building supplies, all while your enemy walks cluelessly around you.This is the situation I found myself in today, but it started where you'd least expect it.My friend, Neobald the Bird, a legendary PvPer, came to me asking for help, begging because his base was just destroyed.Please, please help me.So what happened?

You got, like, slaughtered or something?

Yes, bro.You know how I'm, like, the biggest bird, the GOAT of PvP, and all these things that everybody is saying about me constantly?

Right.

Me being the smart, level -headed individual.I went to spawn, and I quick -dropped.I was like, oh, dang.Oh, gotta grind myself up a set real quick.I forgot the locator bar was turned on.

Oh, that's tough.

Oh, it's fine, it's fine.

Yeah.

It was not fine.Oh no.

Is your base fully like, it's donezo?

It's not griefed.It's not griefed, but I can't go back, dude.I'm just cooked, man. I am just, I'm just cooked.

Well, Theo, you came to the right spot.We'll try to get you some gear.Thank you.

Now, before I tell you how we're going to help Theo, I'm just going to put it out there.

This might not be my best plan ever.I know one of my enemy's bases way out there has a whole bunch of loot.So I was thinking to gear Theo back up.We go and use that base.while my enemy is still there.Does this put Theo in a little bit of danger?

Yes.Can Theo handle it?I certainly hope so.I have stockpiled a few emeralds.If you want to come over here.Yeah.

I'm thinking we go invis.Check.Oh, yeah.Oh, it's a few.It's a few.That's a few.

All right.And if he's there, I'll do the distracting.You go invis and you just like fully trade a gear set.Sound like a plan?Isn't that funny?OK, you know what?

You know what?Oh, shoot!I genuinely couldn't believe it.My only alliance on the entire server had just sold me out for the coordinates to my base.But on a server like Lifesteal World, you can't trust anybody.Yo!

All right, so we getting jumped.I see, I see, I see.Well, good luck, sir.Good luck.Yo, that's low -key crazy, bro.I thought I was gonna die there, to be honest.

I thought me and Theo were tight.I thought me and Theo were tight, bro.I thought we were tight.I thought we were cool.I thought we were chill.We ain't cool.

We ain't chill.And then, Theo had the audacity to invite me to a voice call.Did you escape?So I see how it is, Theo.I see how it is.No!

That wasn't me!That wasn't me!That wasn't me!

I promised, bro!I don't know about that, Theo.I don't know about that.

That's some awkward timing.I thought we were tight, Theo.

I thought we were tight.

Dude, if I had two fully geared teammates who could PVP, I would not be in this situation right now.I would not be coming to you, bro.I swear.I swear.I prompt right hand to everything, bro.

Both hands to everything.Both my hands and my feet.I'm leaning back in my chair and sticking my feet up in the air, bro.Okay.Please.You gotta believe me. I mean, I'm tempted to, but that's some real awkward timing.

What can I do?

What can I do to make you believe like if they might have followed me?I don't know.I don't know.

They were following me.They were following me.Oh, like to the base.After a bit of talking, Theo didn't start a conversation.me when I got jumped.Something you would only do if you were innocent.

And he did get chased away by the other invis player.I mean, like I do, but you got to understand how, how bad this looks for you.Okay.Okay.You didn't, you didn't start attacking me. I did not.Dude, like, I feel like I should have died.

I was like, why am I not dying?Bro, my thorns actually, like, so clutch.

Can we still do the funny trolling, please?

We can still do the funny trolling.They might have stolen everything.We might need to, like, go fight them or something.I'm going to go see if I can snag the emeralds, though.Because, like, low -key, I feel like living in Foray's base would be really funny.Also, is this a closed group or open?

This is normal, so we can hear people.They can't hear us.

Okay, okay, okay.

Do you have a totem of undying?Do you want one?I don't and I do.Okay, okay, I can hook you up with one.You believe me, right?I would I do Theo but like boys I haven't made no other friends man.

Besides you besides you.Yeah, I I would not throw away what we have.

Okay Yeah, no, we made a little alliance.

Okay, I'm going back.I'm going back to the base.Are you at the base?I'm swimming around in my little boat.I am so terrified man. I'm a little terrified, too So do you have like a full gear set or what?

No, I have unenchanted diamond armor Oh, shoot.Okay.Okay.Okay.So you need all the interest.

I booked it out of there, dude.

Oh, I'm glad you got out then.

They're here.They're here.

It's freaking Woogie!You!Oh my freaking gosh.

Dude, if you can like, okay, if you can come.I got all the emeralds out, brother.

Let's go this way Do you have an anvil on you if yo, that was actually insane timing I'm I heard them bro.

I heard them talking to each other.You're full cleared.You're full cleared in my head Oh, wait, there are two of them.

Yeah, there's two of them.It's Jojo.Oh Okay, I thought I was imagining.I feel like we go gear up it for a space.Oh He better be in the nether, otherwise this is gonna be a little sketch, Theo.But this is what Lifesteal's about.

I'm here for it.Living life on the edge?Living life on the edge, bro, yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.There's a little pick -me -up.I did think I was at 9 hearts, but it turns out I'm at 10.Oh, beautiful.

That is a nice pick -me -up.Alright, let's go off on an adventure, Theo.all right bro you and me versus the world yep yep i got loads of invis potions like i'm so prepped for like sneaking around and doing tomfoolery i am not prepped for fighting i'm prepped for donating my hearts dude like an organ donor you're not gonna donate your hearts theo you're gonna live you're gonna live a long happy and prosperous life parker i'm a quick drop we'll make you not a quick drop I wanted to build a gold farm with you like I have I have turtle eggs like I literally we can build a gold farm in 20 minutes do you mean it I mean it I mean it Theo I've never meant it more I'm just a chud dude I just quick drop man we all we all we all are chuds at some point but what makes a chud different from a chad is getting back up oh it's getting back upback up.

Oh, I get back up.

See, that's you.That's you, Theo.I'm a chad.You're a chad.You're a chad.You got it.

You got to start believing it.Oh, OK.Yeah, this is going to be like really smooth sailing.If Ray isn't there, if he is there, it'll be really fun.I don't - I don't wanna have fun, man. I don't wanna have fun.

I don't - Dude, I don't even have a spawn point set.

You don't have a spawn point set?

If I - If I die, I'm going back to spawn, bro.

Alright, we'll set you a spawn point here at this village.

And then I'm at the mercy of, like, the stone axe demons.

Yo, this is - this is putting some real stakes on this mission here, Theo.I can't have this, man.Don't die.Can we not, like, you have looting on your sword, right?Can we, like, kill a sheep on the way?Yeah, I do.

No, no, no, there's a village here.We'll, like, set your spawn.I don't want to be in the three -heart gang.Yeah, you do not want to join the three -heart gang.Bro, I thought I was going to join the death gang.I'm here to the left more.

I have not died yet, so I'm trying to keep it that way the whole season.All right.

That's comforting to me. I'm at a solid 1 .0 kill -death ratio.

I've gotten three kills.Okay.

and three deaths like you have a kd and it's not below one so you know these are wins these are wins you know if i can end this smp with over 10 hearts i don't even care about 20 man like that that's a dub that's a dub this is my first ever like tryhard smp like i i gotta gotta set an achievable goal man yeah i got humbled i got humbled yeah it's like it's it's rough it's rough and especially like team fights versus practice demon you know it's it's a different story oh as scary as it was to get jumped That's like, that's like kind of, that's kind of sick for a video, you know?

This is the beginning of an arc.This is, it's like the stuff you don't hope happens, but like you kind of hope happens.Oh, sorry.All right, we're, we're done.nearing, we're nearing their territory, Theo.All right.

I got a whole bunch of invis potions.Loki, if Farae is there, like we can probably still just like do it and he won't notice.I also have mats to spawn a wither.So there's also that for a distraction.Yeah, I like it.

I like the way you think.

I like the way you think.

Do you have like a stack of smooth stone in case I need to like...I don't...My pickaxe doesn't...

Oh, I'll get you one....has nothing on it.

Nothing?Ify?Nothing.

Nothing.Here, take this one.

Okay.

Thank you.It doesn't have...Do you want some smooth stone for that?

Yeah.You make a couple water buckets.I don't even have those, man.

This is an adventure, Theo.This is a whole video in itself, and it's gonna be beautiful.

My strongest life dude about to turn into a chad life We can only hope we can only hope dude and and for a is gonna be doubly pissed at me Like I just like he won't know that death is even worse cuz it's like I am I am Completely and totally in the wrong like I I just like went and I like yo respect the ones I didn't care and I got It is bad, dude, do you need wind charges?See I got I got loads of like movement escape stuff no gaps and dude I I've got this movement man. I can hit the wave dashes I can hit the the arms attacks like I can okay.

Okay, this is beautiful here Come take yourself the must take some blocks of emeralds.You can also use these since it's infinite villager stocks Just like use the emeralds to get X to like combine stuff and like literally I think we can do this pretty quick Do you have an anvil?No, I don't.I'm just going to go for armor first.If he's not there and it's easy then maybe I'll go for like tools as well.

I'm going full tools.I need sharpness, looting, I need death.strider if I'm really greedy.I'll go for aqua affinity That would be just that would be disrespectful at that point honestly, I also have some obsidian on me, okay, that's good That's good.

That's good.All right.

I'm gonna me actually wait.Can you can you combine this in this yeah?

I have only three levels First of all let's take off all of our armor I'll hold wind charges since we're getting closer.

I really do not have that much space, man.

You gotta learn how to inventory manage.I feel like that's one of my bigger strengths.

Yeah, that is genuinely a reason why I want to learn speedrunning.Well, it'll definitely teach you inventory management, that's for sure.

Please, OMG.This is the guy's base we're going to.Let's see if anything's happening here.

Hopefully this is a good sign.

Okay, somebody's there.Foray's there.Alright, Theo, this is gonna be quite the interesting day.Let's get a little closer.Let's see what's happening here.Where are you?

I'm going off to the left.

Okay, I'm gonna try to follow you, man.

Deferre is gonna kill us if he finds out what we're up to.Yep.What do you think he was saying no to?

Really?

I don't see you.I'm like behind the wood thing right now.That's a good thing, I guess.Yeah.

You're behind the wood?Like you're up next to him?

Yeah.I wonder how easy it would be to just like...Because all we have to do is right click on the villagers.Yo, he's just trading so much glass.

Yeah, that's the strat.What if I steal his XP?Do you think he would even notice?Yeah, stealing XP is too risky for sure.

But like, you see what I'm saying?Like, if we could make a tunnel behind all of the villages,like break all of those logs and get into crawl mode, we would just have free access to all of the villagers.You know what I'm saying?You'd have to place a lot of blocks without him knowing, though.We just have to dig a whole bunch of blocks.

Oh, I see.I don't know how you're so chill about this, man. I'm scared.

I'm not.I'm not chill.I'm scared.You're so nice.

That's so loud.

You're so nice.Yeah, it is.You let me know if he's coming closer.

Yeah, he's he's looking in chests right now.Just looking in chests.

Oh, I stole another war Wow Okay, okay, I'm making that I'm making a secret tunnel.Yeah, we're starting a secret base, bro.This is actually so sick, dude Okay, I'm far enough away that you can't hear my digging.Did you get in if you're not in don't get in yet?I'll make a secondary.We also have two minutes.

All right, we gotta be careful, bro.Okay.Okay.Stay out.Stay out.Stay out.

Stay out.Stay away.Is he saying anything?Okay, but not like Oh, did I spill water anywhere?

You did.You did.You spilled water everywhere.I thought that was already there.

No.Oh, we gotta go fix it.I gotta go fix that.

I fixed it.I fixed it.You did?

Okay, yeah.Come all the way down the tunnel.I'm at the end.This is our secret base of epicness, bro.Dude, you're kidding.I don't have any wood on me?

Crap.

I'm in the tunnel.I'm in the tunnel.Okay, step one.

I need to get books so that I can start buying some stuff.Here, come over because we need to splash together.Right here.Oh, you placed the block.Right here.Okay, okay all the way down all the way down we have 38 seconds bro, this is actually so cool Okay step one step one Theo we go in we get books, okay Oh, he might be suspicious dude, he might be suspicious he might be but he's not he's no he is he's I'm pretty sure he's at the enchantment area.

Yeah, I'm saying this is so good.We can do this, bro This is an unstable sneaking in video, but it's not scripted.It's so good Yeah, so step one step one we go buy books and then we get propped and then we'll do one breaking and then mending Okay, I'm going in.Okay We just gotta be quiet.That's the main thing.I gotta drop some stuff, man.

Yeah, this is inventory management.You can't be carrying a PvP kit on you if you're doing some sneaking around.That's rule number one, Theo.Okay, what's rule number two?

Uh, I'm not a man. I didn't hear a swimming sound from you.There's no way.There's someone here.

He heard, he heard, he heard.No fucking way.Abort.

There's no fucking way.Abort!

Abort!Abort!Abort!Take off your armor, Theo.I'm looping back.I'm gonna go do trading while he's investigating.

Wait, I'll follow you.Okay, okay.I gotta grind up books.I gotta grind up books, bro.Do you have that axe?Sweetie, books!

And then trade, and then trade.I have books, I have books.He's going back, he's going back.Abort, abort, abort!Shoot, he heard me get the enchanting sounds, bro.Are you fighting him?

I... yes.Why are you fighting him?

I wouldn't try.He saw me, he saw me. I couldn't get over the fence without...It's fine.We're good, we're good, we're good.

Okay, okay, okay.

I got a silk touch book.

He heard me.That's insane.What did he hear?He heard me get XP.Dang it.We were so close.

Can we go home now?Well, you know, my home is like a death zone now, right?And your home is a death zone.Well.yeah like what if we just happy gas no no don't kill see no we want him to think we're gone dude i feel like we can like just keep doing what we were doing he's gone he's like leaving yeah yeah that's what i'm saying bro that's what i'm sayingsaying.

Okay.

Go trade now.Okay.

We go trade.We go trade.We go trade.We go trade.We go.We go.

We go.

I'm breaking.Um, I need four of these.Where's the sharpness soldier.

I'm going to look in his chest.I stole a maxed out sword.Nice.I sold two maxed out swords.Nice.I have Gladius Ferris.

He's here, bro.He's here.

I got three.Oh my gosh.Dude, this is crazy.This is actually insane, bro.I can't believe we're doing this.I want to get back in there.

He's away from the trading.

Okay, okay, okay.I'm gonna go.I'll just play lookout for now.

He might have gone in this.I don't like that, man. I'm gonna keep playing lookout.Let's take shifts.I think we play lookout for a little bit.Yeah, I'm playing lookout right now.Like, there's no particles.

Should I, like, go by?

I need one more.

He's, like, gone, gone.He's gone.Did you see where he went, though?I saw him go towards this giga church, and then his name tag disappeared.

He went towards the church?

Oh wait, no no, I see him, I see him.Where?He's just out of my thing.He's still far away from the villagers.Okay.He's coming back towards the base.

Gosh, I'm getting in a hurry.He's coming, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.Oh my god, the fucking hero.Get out.The fucking hero.Oh my gosh.

Alright, he saw me, bro.He's shooting.Run, get out of there, Theo.I got the unbreaking books.I think this might be, we might need to call it.Yo, is this not insane content, though?

I got my max out sword.

I got my max out sword.No, it's good, it's good, it's good.Alright, and I got levels.I'm gonna put my armor on.22 leather, I'll take the 22 leather.

Shoot, bro, wait, I don't have the E chest anymore.Do you have an E chest?Wait, you have an anvil, right?You have an anvil?

I have an anvil, yeah.Okay, okay, go behind the church.

The quad church.Meet me there, in the forest.Should I take his E chest?

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

I don't have Silk Touch, dude.I have Silk Touch, is he there?

Oh wait, I have a Silk Touch book!Is he at the base?Wait, let me - I'm gonna craft a - I'm gonna craft a diamond pickaxe.

Yo, this is insane, what we're doing, bro.This is insane, I can't believe we're doing this.

Oh, he saw, he saw, he saw.Oh, run.He saw the chest open.

You opened a chest in front?

Oh, he's still far.He's running towards you.Running towards the Giga Church.

I'M AT THE GIGA CHURCH!Yo, I just need the anvil.Where are you, Theo?

Okay, I'll - I'm coming behind the church.Yo, he's coming!

He's coming!Run, run, run!Oh my god, he's - Do you see this?Do you see me?

Yeah, I see you.I'm keeping my eye on him.

Okay, okay, okay.Did you see me eat?Did you see me eat?No, no, I didn't.Yeah, just, like, place the anvil, like, behind the hill.Just to be cozy.

oh boy all right i'm putting i'm breaking on my armor you have three diamonds yeah yeah Yeah, if you make me an unashamed pickaxe, I got I bought a silk touch book.

I can go You have a crappy table, yeah Okay, yo, this is the most devious lick of all time, bro.

I have a silk touch pickaxe Okay, nice.

Nice.Nice.I think my next goal is I need to go in and I need to get dropped Okay, I see the protection in the villager.Yo, he closed all the trap doors.He closed the trap doors on sharp protection So that we have to open it to get it, bro.Yo, you need any other books in the meantime?

Oh, Depth Strider, Feather Falling.Depth Strider, Feather Falling.Okay, okay.I can snipe you at Depth Strider, Feather Falling.

I don't see him.I don't know where he is. I really don't know where he is.

I think he's waiting for us.We might Yo, if he's in this too, though, we can just kill him.Okay, I have one minute on this if you want to meet up and splash again All right.I'll go back behind the church.Okay, so we're running we're running out of in this we might need to sneak back to my base and Or we could brew before we could Bruce Is he there?Like, do we see him?

I don't know where he is. I feel like he's just waiting for us now.He must be, dude.Be careful with your particles.Yo, if he's waiting for us, let's try and find him and murder him, right?I don't even want to fight anybody, but I feel like he's preventing me from getting to my villagers, Theo.

Our villagers.These are our villagers.He's in the main area.He's going towards the villagers.Going towards the villagers.

Where was he the whole time?

He said, I didn't close those.No, they were wind charges.They were running around.Okay, I think they're gone, he says.He says they're probably gone by now.

Yo, he has a crossbow.He's aiming it, bro.He's playing.He's playing.

He must be baiting.Okay, I'm out.I need to go.I need to get the E chest, dude.I need to get the E chest.

Yeah, yeah.I bought prop books.I opened that up from the back, bro.I got two prop books.

Okay, I'm gonna go in there and snag the E chest.

I'm out of books!Do you have books?

I have books, I have books, I have books.

Shoot, shoot, shoot.

I see him, I see him.He's at the villagers.Did he just kill the golem?I'm going.I'm going for the EHS.

Okay, get the EHS.I minded with the wrong pickaxe.

I got Obby, man.No, we got Obby.

It's fine.It's fine.I got shot by a skeleton.I can't do anything.I have an arrow in me.

Okay, let's get out of here then.That's our cue.Head back where we came.

I ran out of books, Theo!I ran out of freaking books!No, I'm gonna call that a success.I think that was a success.

No, okay.No, you know why this is a success?Why?Because we're actually leaving this time, but he's gonna notice that Enderchest's gone and he's gonna be paranoid for so long.

Yo, he logged.He's finally off.Yo, do you want to go use the bathroom?I kind of do.I feel like we should.Do you need books?

No, I have books.I didn't think he was ever going to leave, bro.What do you mean he's up till 6 a .m.and hasn't slept yet?Like, what is bro doing?

I know, I was like, just like asking him what time.