LO HICE POR AMOR Y SÍ ME ARREPIENTO | 6 DE COPAS - Episodio 72 - T3

Hola, comitas! Bienvenidos a un episodio más de su podcast favorito, su podcast de las girlies, su podcast de las humilladas, de las gaslightadas, de las lampareadas, de las pendejas, de las indignidad, de las...

Oye!

Ah, pensé que nadie nunca me iba a detener.

Ay, dije, pues ya...

Y yo me estaba quedando sin adjetivos para describir las historias que hemos contado.

Ah...

Las historias... I'm gonna have to wait like an hour for the rap. And I have more words here. Divorced.

Pregnant. Depressed. All of them are divergent. Oh, man. We've already talked about this. Well, since he's not diagnosed, I'm going to ignore him.

Ladies. Gentlemen. Today we're going to talk about something that excites me a lot. Gentlemen. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We've been touched by many, some more than others. Yesterday, Sonny and I... We've been touched by many. We've been touched by many, some more than others. Because the power button is always... It goes everywhere. The power button is the one that's on top and that's holding everything. No, no.

It's the one that's below.

And although it could be the passive one, it's the one that...

How do I know the power button? It's like, chances are you can't. I could have saved it, you know? Because love can do anything. It can even make you lose the last bit of dignity you have left. And with that beautiful phrase, I introduce myself. I am Diana Vaughn.

I am Priscilla Arias, the fashionista. I am Fernanda Martin.

I am Monica Macaco.

I am Maria Bolio.

I am Marisol de la Fuente, hello Sunshine. And this is... Seis de Copas! Wooo!

I loved it.

Why did you cry?

Remember that I made a hole in the little picture. Well, first, because it's a story where you lost your dignity.

Oh, well, it's up.

It was the story of Puebla, dude, for the last tickets, but it didn't go up. And I didn't want to block the cell phone and wait. Exactly, exactly. I was with the phone and I said, I'm going to include it in the thumbnail of the video.

I loved it.

I was just watching the story.

But I think it's important to remind the copitas that we are recording these episodes in advance because we have two pregnant women at the table. We don't want to leave them without content for you. We don't want you to miss us in what you bring to the table. These two ladies.

The chuchitos.

The chuchitos.

The mamilitas.

I love that they call them mamilitas.

For this point we still don't know what this is. But when this episode comes out we'll know.

We'll know.

Here, preventing and organizing.

Are they in arms?

No, right?

I don't think so.

No.

Who knows? No. No. No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Okay. so you can also sit at home, right? Well, sorry for the mess, this jump was terrible for sure. We didn't even do quantum leap.

Quantum leap again.

Quantum leap.

Quantum leap.

She painted her face with hope.

Ready, congratulations on the pregnant liquids that are on the table.

I don't know why there are so many guacalotes. Dude, it's strawberry with yogurt. How delicious. On top of the folic acid. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that.

I'm not gonna say that.

I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not to tell you, but don't tell anyone. With the 746 people subscribed to the channel, which right now must be a million, I imagine, because they already subscribed, right?

Fantastic!

How beautiful, I loved the answer.

They love it when we do that.

They are fascinated. And we bring you a nice subscription dynamic.

Three, two, one.

I'm doing it, what's going to happen?

Well, Mr. YouTube is fooling me. No!

Mr. YouTube.

We were giving him a lot of creativity.

We were so excited.

We were like, we can't do this anymore.

I've decided something.

And I think the group will decide it too. We're going to do another ScreenGy ad again so they can subscribe. I feel like we always mention it because we miss it. Because we were laughing so much. I'm going to go back to the house. I'm going to go back to the house. I'm going to go back to the house. I'm going to go back to the house.

I'm going to go back to the house.

I'm going to go back to the house.

I'm going to go back to the house. Suscríbete, suscríbete, suscríbete, suscríbete, suscríbete, suscríbete, suscríbete, suscríbete.

Ay no, por eso nos dijimos.

Porque nos gusta.

Oigan, ahora.

Ya.

Suscríbete.

Con el botoncito de suscribirnos.

No, guácala.

Por favor, edítenle eso, please.

Sí.

Yany, ¿puedes? Can you please edit that out? Janine, can you explain what... I love it! I love it! In these cringy stories of things we did for love and today we regret it a lot I would like to tell you one very small, just to set the mood

that you say, ah look, they are from those we can go from there Like the one from Manuel?

No, it's worse.

Like the one from my video? No, it's not that bad I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like,

I'm going she was like, what the hell?

Now you're going to tell her I was there.

So I found...

You were young, man.

I got into the drive because... Not so much.

Not so much. I'm jealous. My driver. I forgot. The hard drive, right? I found several pieces of how I made the video.

So I have to look for it. Before editing it. Before editing it, because it was a collage of many things that had happened in a long time. And I found a piece where I'm recording myself.

I was like, hello.

And I just saw that and I said, oh my God. And I paused it because I couldn't stand the auto-cringe. So I told Diana, I'm gonna send it to you, you'll see, but you're not gonna tell me what it is. I'm so offended. So I can send it to you, but the condition is that you don't tell me what it is.

What I said because I'm so scared. Okay, perfect, I'm scared. Good.

But right now,

Right now,

she even sent it to me and said, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. in I'm a millionaire. I'm a millionaire. I'm a millionaire. I'm a millionaire.

I'm a millionaire.

I'm a millionaire.

I'm a millionaire.

I'm a millionaire. I'm going to... This is... It's a gem. Let's see.

The story I wanted to tell you, I mean, Priscila's story, no matter how hard I try, but at some point, when I was in high school, I turned two, I think,

with the boyfriend I was dating, and I had this stupid idea, really stupid, to have him be a nun. And I thought it was a great idea, but great... They made a donut.

Oh, my love!

It was a coincidence.

And no.

We were called Pollito.

Okay?

So, it was a pretty big donut. It was this big that my mom printed.

And I remember my mom saying,

but are you sure?

and I was like he's going to love it so Lalo told me I love you chicken

in semi-cursive letters

like this

I love you chicken and a lot of chickens and the chickens the chickens had hearts on their hands and on their hearts

came his face and I put it on, I asked permission to put it on the entrance of the school.

No!

I mean, where we passed the cards and I hung it there and I said, he looks like an asshole.

How old was he?

I love him a lot.

He was like 16.

Who is 16?

No, he's older, man.

Yes, no, I mean, 16. Who's 16? Wow. No, you're older, Cam. Yeah, no, I mean, I mean, nothing.

16?

Nothing, hello, son. 16, you're an idiot.

But I was 16.

No, you were a dumbass, right? It wasn't because of age.

But 16 does seem like an age to do that.

But, dude, nobody stopped me at school, and I remember waiting all day for him to tell I'm sorry. I am so sorry. I am so sorry. I am so sorry. I am so sorry.

I am so sorry.

I am so sorry.

I am so sorry.

I am so sorry. I was like, I'm going to roll up my scarf. And I think she thought it was for someone else. It was her face. Right now, involving schools, an ex I had worked at a school, and when we turned 9 months old... I'm sorry, I'm remembering something cringey.

Very similar. When we turned 9 months old, I had an excellent idea. It was very original in many gifts, and I'll tell you about it later, but this one in particular, I don't understand what the logic behind it was.

Oh, I love it, okay.

Because we turned 9 months old, I said, 9 months, what happens in 9 months? A baby is born.

No!

Ah, good analogy.

Very similar.

And then I bought a doll. No! A baby!

A baby doll? I bought a baby doll

I put a Moises, some balloons

and I did it

Wow!

I don't understand logic

today I'm going to give you the baby of our love I wrote a letter about the baby and our love.

Number 18. And now what do I do with this?

I didn't go to the school where he studied. I went to the school where he worked.

With a fake baby.

How old were you?

I was like 18.

And he?

5 more.

And then obviously everyone thought

that I was pregnant.

That you were pregnant.

Well, yes.

No way, Monica.

And I'm like, no, why do you think that?

It's because we turned nine months.

What an idiot.

Oh no.

Moni, I hug you.

Why doesn't that win you, man? I hug you with your chicken dung, I understand that you have great ideas here And I'm going to help you

And already executed, and the time has passed

Because I imagine that the same thing happened to you watching the basinet, that I watching the dung

Wow, it's a great idea

I did it, man!

It's super original Hey, what did the guy tell you? I'm No. No, it was intentional. But yes. No, I feel like she was humiliated too, Solita, at a certain level. Oh, yeah, yeah.

The difference is that the guy was humiliated with her. And here, I'm the only one humiliated.

No.

Well, and my mom,

who really didn't want me to wear the scarf, man. I remember vividly, Caro helping me put on the scarf, and she was like, I don't want to stop you, but I just feel like sometimes personal details are better and I'm like, well, it's a personal detail because we call each other chicken, and my mom is like, yeah, you don't get me. I feel like, oh, look at a little hair on my back.

I feel like my mom tried, but she let me live my experiences. It's a great anecdote. I wish you had put more effort into it.

I wish you had let me live my experiences. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say,

I'm going to say,

I'm going to say,

I'm going to say,

I'm going to say, It was cringy, but me and my first boyfriend, we made cards, intense cards, stuffed animals, and cardstock, ultra-courteous written things. Once, in a pretty big cork, I printed pure photos in black and white, and colored ones. I wrote, I love you.

Other things, like giving away, all of it was animal abuse, but giving away a fish in a bottle of alcohol and you put a letter around it. Terrible, terrible to give away a fish. But it was like a romantic gift where you write a letter around the bottle.

I mean, the fish actually lived for a while after it went to a fish tank. But, what else? I don't know, things to make little stars. Little stars. I also made them for Cati.

And put them in bottles.

Pukka made me a really cool bottle that I love with all my soul. For my 30th birthday she gave me a bottle of Absolut. With little things written on it. And it has my picture, it's divine, I love it. But I didn't fill it with stars. No, I did bring a pen. I didn't fill it with stars, but it's really cool and I liked it a lot.

I feel like I did a thousand of those things, and he did it with me, but it was reciprocal. I did it excessively, but I was also...

Correspondent.

You guys are so cool, who else? I have several. Correspondida. Correspondida. ¿Qué más?

Yo tengo varias. Yo no me acuerdo de cringy cringy.

Yo no.

Yo pienso en las mías y digo wey, si es que me dan cringies.

No te está dejando rascarle ahí, pero claro que has hecho. No, wey. Él me regalaba cositas. Puedes contar si te regalaron algo cringy. I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again.

I'm going to say it again.

I'm going to say it again.

I'm going to say it again. I'm going to say it again. It's so cringy. I feel like the gifts, like, manuals, like, dude, until today. No, but remember that this is only cringy because of the scene, but it could also be that they gave you something

that bothered you or that you did something that was like,

ah, change my mind.

I remembered, but they did it to me. They did it to you. A guy I went out with, who later had a lot of resentment I went out with a guy. I won't even get over Cuate. Cuate.

Cuate, son.

He was from the province, I'd say Chabelo.

Cuate was 200 years old.

Chabelo said Cuate was from the province. I didn't say it, Chabelo said it.

It was a section in Chabelo's show.

Cuate is from the province.

But Cuate!

She's already scolding me, and she's not saying province anymore, and I'm making reference to the section of the show of Chabelo.

Okay. Um, I'm done.

What? The guy who got mad at you. I went out with a guy, we had a costume party, he really went all out with his costume to go dressed up with me.

Very bad. I dressed up as Alice in Wonderland. I melted. My costume was like the ones you buy in a sex shop.

It looked spectacular.

It looked spectacular, honestly. But it was like Alice in Wonderland.

Look at this wonder. The straps were the only ones that covered the person.

Here it was like a heart. And on this side...

A hat.

On the skirt below it said Pócima, here, right?

Exactly. So, well, X. But he was really cool, man. He went and hired a makeup artist, and he left the hat shop really cool. No kidding, he was the best dressed up guy of the whole party. He was the best dressed up guy of the whole party.

I really fucked up, because I didn't like the guy. I've told you, he's this guy who always wanted to teach you how to live. And he's a little bit like, you don't understand him because you're young, but you know? And I didn't like that guy. I melted that day at the party I invited him to and I fucked him. I was sick of it. Oh poor guy. And he had made a drawing of me with a pencil.

A picture of me. And it was very special for him. I didn't know until later. No way, that's a long time to do that shit. Yes, I just got the drawing. I found it again and I just got it because it gave me courage. Because he made that drawing and it was very weird for me.

Very cute, but very weird. Like, look, I drew you. You know really weird, really cute but really weird, like, look, I drew you, you know? And I was like, ok. So he drew me, we stopped going out because he got mad and I kind of messed it up,

and I think seven years later, or less, well, five or seven years later, I found him on Tinder again, we went out again, I went out on Tinder again, we went back to doing matches, I went out with him again, and the guy genuinely, I feel like he only went out with me to...

To flirt with you.

To flirt with me. And he asks me, but he asks me 5 or 7 years later, like, Hey, I always wanted to know if you had saved the drawing I gave you. And I, it was very easy for me easy for Watts. I'm sure it's there, but I have no idea where. Oh, man, what was I going to do? Put it in the fridge as if it were my son?

No, no, of course, but I imagine that, okay. For both of them, they meant different things.

And besides, it was five or seven years later.

Yes, and then the guy had this romantic narrative of if I keep it, it's because it really means something. Exactly, and like I said, I didn't have it. The guy was a dickhead. After that, I already told you that I went to dinner with him, he didn't have a car and I passed by him.

And at dinner time, he writes to me and says, well, we were there, he says, a friend is writing to me, who is super sad because she just broke up. And I'm like, I have a thing with her. And she's coming to my house and she's so drunk.

Please call me, let's see what's up, right? And I'm like, okay, but I-

On your date.

I'm an idiot, we were on a date and I'm an idiot. And I, well, I take the chance and I accompany her and I help her with the booze or something like that. We get to his house, he gets out and he goes, he gets out and kisses his mouth and they go to his house together.

What?

And I was like, oh my god.

That's so weird.

It was so weird and for many years I remembered. And you weren't there.

Why do you always have these stories, mom?

No, the girl wasn't there, they greeted each other. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I just found the drawing and I was like, Mom, what about this one? And I see it and it's signed down there.

And I was like, burn it, Mom! Burn it!

At first I was a little cringe, but then I got angry.

I can imagine Gulo taking it out and going,

Oh, how pretty, do you see yourself here? What do I do with this one?

Yeah, I saw it.

We'll put it in a little frame. I mean, if I could find the drawing that... Who is this pigeon? They made us in Veracruz!

That's a great drawing!

That's the best drawing I've ever seen! That's a great drawing! I had put it here, like, sideways, and you know, I want to make the... Just a tiny eye.

And I just looked like this.

If you find the picture, send it to the stories.

Please, send it to the stories. Please send it or we'll upload it. Send it. I swear I did tell him to throw it, but I'll see if he throws it.

He didn't throw it.

He didn't throw it.

What a gem. I have nothing but applause for the guy

because I feel like maybe you did suck at the party.

Yes, I sucked. And he did it, man. I'm a spantrifico, espantrifico de la espantrosidad. Espantrifico es muy de que se llama a ser mamá. Yo le decía a Monique, entretena el sombrerero, entretena el sombrerero para que yo me saliera a ligarme a su amiguito.

Ay no, no, no.

¿Por qué estás haciendo eso?

Y todo por no decirle que no.

No, ven, verdad. It was my party. And the other guy was like, I'm leaving and I'm going out with the other guy. And I'm like, well, we'll talk later.

Take care.

Oh no. Oh no. But still, you drew horrible.

I'm sorry.

No, I'm sorry, because later life gave him...

No.

I mean, yes. but we'll recap it later. It wasn't bad, it was the best, but we're done.

Yeah, we're done.

Don't tell him what a bad drawing it was.

Yeah, he might not like my content.

I didn't like your drawing. I'm sure he didn't like your content.

I saved it for later. Maybe he'll keep following us. He does follow me on Instagram.

Yeah. He's been following us since On Instagram, yes. Oh, so you're a fucking imposter.

So you're not that ugly.

I'm not that ugly.

No, I saved it for later. It was cute. Oh no, I feel like you're going to hate me. Well, it doesn't matter, I'll never see you again.

What happened? Oh no, I'm sorry.

I don't want to look bad.

She's screwed.

She was a good person.

She was a very good person.

And it's over.

She wasn't a bad person.

She was the best.

I have another story with a drawing. I made the drawing.

Oh, yes.

For example, he drew better than Moni. Moni's drawing was a dick. No, you idiot.

Do you remember when these pictures were used? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They made it like a mosaic of neon colors. Yeah, yeah. Did you do that? Yes, of course, with our photo. And I traced it by hand.

The truth is that I'm good at it. Something I used every year in my design career. So, I do it, the guy, the mom. We were perfect. He had gone on a trip, two weeks to Europe. And then I agreed with his best friend to go to his apartment

to decorate it and make it look awesome and I did the painting. I think I didn't sleep for three or four days because I was coloring and doing the color effects and making it look three-dimensional and awesome. I went to his apartment, I decorated it

and the guy came with another girl.

No!

Wait, were you decorating it?

No.

I left everything in the decoration, I said goodbye, and I said, perfect, he's coming tonight at 10 at night. I'm going to get my call from...

Thank you!

I love you, I love you.

How did you get into his apartment? Because his best friend helped me. His best friend didn't know that the other guy was dating someone else. So his best friend was like, excellent idea, I'll help you. So his friend also agreed that we were dating.

Do you see how you idealized that guy? You already know who I'm talking about. How long did you date him? A long time, like 9 months or less. But...

And you got pregnant with the baby?

No, no. How long after? No, after, to get over him. It took me longer to get over him than my ex-husband.

Literally.

But the almost somethings hurt more. We were dating. But it was a no-no. No, sí fuimos novios. Pero fueron uno y uno. No, fuimos novios, me propuso irnos a vivir juntos, yo me apanique, puse freno de mano, duramos otros tres meses después de eso, y luego ahí cortamos,

pero nos seguimos viendo otros tres meses, y luego fuimos y venimos.

¡Salud, Mónico!

Había una mosca desquiciándome

y tuve que interrumpir a Mónica, Salud, Cuático! I'm gonna go. And then we broke up and we were together for like six months. Even though we weren't dating anymore, we were together. So the relationship lasted nine months plus another six months. You know? That was the time of the on-off. And in those six months, I was like, I don't need a title because I know where his heart is.

There goes the bullshit. But his friends also knew he was dating me. Ahí va la pendeja. Pero también sus amigos sabían que estaba saliendo conmigo. Entonces por eso el güey me fue a abrir. O sea, me abrió, me ayudó, pusimos entre los dos, pegamos todo el techo de globo. Mira, estuvo lindo y no se me hace cringy, pero si lo pienso siendo la morra que llegó con él.

Como de, ¡ay qué padre! Este es tu depa. I put it in her room, in the playroom. So, of course, I must have entered with the girl and the room was like...

And he was my mom!

And my mom looks a lot like my ex. Because the drawing was of the two of them. And she makes really good portraits.

Why do you grab your mom's panties?

Hey, do we know who the girl is?

Yes, of course. And have you talked about this? No, no, no. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. The funny thing was that at some point I had to be sitting with her at a table and she said Oh, I know what you're talking about. Because it was very random. I didn't know at that moment that she was her. So I was telling an anecdote because she became a friend of my friends. And then it was a meeting and at the meeting I was talking about this event. And then I turned to her and she knew because she tried to get close to my friends.

So she, with a bit of a legocie, turned to me and I said Oh yeah, so I left her two thermos and she said Yeah, yeah, I know exactly which thermos they are. I have one of those at home.

And I was like...

How? And then she asked me, how did you get it? Because I've been dating him for like 9 months And I was like, bitch. And I was like, that's weird, because I had already introduced myself to his parents two weeks ago. And I was like, wait.

And the prize was the guy.

And let me tell you that he was the most mediocre guy. Oh, no. Don't speak badly. Monica! We just met at the supermarket. And I told Moni, I saw him pass by with his car. And I was like, wait, what? No hables mal de él. ¡Mónica! We just met at the supermarket.

And I told Moni, I saw him pass by with his car. I'll describe it to you later. That was my d'Artagnan.

Right now I'm very in tune with d'Artagnan. What's that?

The three musketeers. Ah, ok. I saw him my mom and I told her, dude, there is no human being more average than this human being. It would be a sim from the past that you can't bite. You know? I mean, it doesn't play, dude. No way.

I love it. It was a bread without salt. Dude, it wasn't bread. It wasn't even salt, dude. I mean, it was flour that someone dropped. I mean, dude. I'm imagining it, dude.

I need you to show me.

It was a very big X.

It was a very big X on the face of the earth. And then you tried to talk to him. And it was less, ohames, no hablaba mamon. Y ella iba 4 o 5 meses de relación y se sentaba y yo, ¿viste tal película? No. Y yo, güey, algo, dame algo.

¿Qué se has visto?

¿Cuál es tu color favorito?

Nada.

Ninguno.

Ajá, ajá, ese tipo de persona, güey.

Ni el gris.

Sí, güey, ajá. No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. But it was very cringy to have done that. And I was so in love with that dude. And suddenly I found out that I didn't get the call anymore.

Like, wow, that's cool.

I was the other one.

No, I wasn't the other one.

I wasn't the other one.

Both were the other ones. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it.

I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it.

I'm not gonna say it. I'm not to something else. To the tetardas? Yes. Yes. A heart. A huge papayona.

Ah!

No.

I've never seen it, really.

But San Román.

It's the second time you've hinted that you've seen his puchaina.

On air.

On air, because in Cancun.

But I've never seen it.

We've never seen it.

No, no. I feel like we've been together for a long time, so I wouldn't tell you anything, but I'll tell you later.

Tell us your story.

Well...

No.

He's the one who's going to tell us.

No, okay, ready.

Well, the story I was going to tell you, that I can tell you, is that this same boyfriend I made... What's going on? This same boyfriend I made this same boyfriend the... what's it called?

the school's girlfriend I also made her and I told you about it in a voice note something very curious I mean, very brief I made her a kilometer letter

because there was a girl on YouTube do you remember? who only showed her hands

Craftingeek!

she loved her with all her heart

she started making content with her Craftingeek! Craftingeek! No! No! No!

No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! way. and she liked that one. The same guy? Yeah. Wow. It's that he left her. He left her in private, not the same guy.

Is it Apollito?

Apollito.

Apollito.

Apollito.

What nicknames have you given your exes?

Oh, man.

I usually get nicknames. I don't know much about nicknames. I know a lot about Alex, but I had a boyfriend who called me Jigglypuff. Okay.

Jigglypuffy.

Why don't you sing Jigglypuff?

You're a little pink like you.

Sing and sleep.

Oh, the Pokemon. Let's see, inflate your cheeks. His superpower is to make people sleep with his singing.

Oh.

Exactly. I feel like that's my spiritual Pokemon. Oh yeah? Yeah. to I'll go first. I don't remember if I was given a nickname, but I had a boyfriend that I called him doll.

Oh, like a ghost?

Yeah, he was like, hello doll.

You know what's really cringy? The nicknames for animals.

Like chicken, dog, bear.

What does Laura say?

Uh...

Cringy.

She says, oh no, I don't know. Right now we're in the mood, so I don't feel like it's cringy. Tell us so we can get cringy. It's not Nena or Nani.

I don't remember the other one.

And Ivana is Pincecita. Pincecita, beautiful.

Hello, Pinceza.

She's the paper rose, she's amazing. It's princesa. Hola, princesa. Hola, princesa. Hola, princesa. Hola, princesa.

Hola, princesa.

Hola, princesa.

Hola, princesa.

Hola, princesa. I also think that princess is the paper flower. Yes, it's the paper flower. I'm trying to think of more. Princess is the paper flower.

I wouldn't love it.

No, and princess no.

Princess?

Piseza.

Piseza.

It's the paper flower. I love that you call me Piseza. My daughter calls me Chunchita.

What?

Chunchita.

Like chunchitos. So he thought I was the most stupid, and he said chunchita.

I thought chunchita was cool. I had a boyfriend who called us tiquitos.

Tiquita and tiquito.

Oh, like chiquita and chiquito? Rose, I mean, paper flower. 100% paper flower. How do you call your boyfriend? How does he call it? Tell us.

Moni.

How do you say it?

Oh no. Me, stop.

No, Monica Macaco.

Monica Macaco, cordial greetings. No, the truth is that the one who finds it hard to put nicknames is me. I mean, when I put a nickname, it's because I'm a badass. One was called Danonino, another was called Guzano. Today they call me Chiquitina, and I call her by her full name.

She's cute!

With all the affection, because I don't dare to say anything else.

Okay.

So today this person calls you Chiquitina, and you call her by her full name. I think that's a good thing. I think that's a good thing. I think that's a good thing.

I think that's a good thing.

I think that's a good thing.

I think that's a good thing.

I think that's a good thing. I think that's a good thing. I used to like the guy named Chaparra. Chaparra fascinated me. Chaparra fascinated me. That's the nickname I liked the most in my life. But now it's contaminated with the guy named Chaps. Because I always followed a lie. But I used to love it when they called me Chaparra or Chaps. It fascinated me.

You can call me Chaparra. You can call me Chaparra. I think if I was with Maria, I would say the Nalgothica. The Nalgothica! How romantic! How beautiful!

The Tetrix of Nalgothica.

How is my Nalgothica?

Give it to Alex.

And what do they call you, Sonny? I'm not good at naming people. I feel like the nicknames I've had with my boyfriends have been Chango, sometimes to call Luis, Chango, chicken. But I don't do that. I literally call him my love. And he calls me...

Luis is the most...

I mean...

Mariquejitas.

Mariquejitas, maripapitas, marientojitos, maritrampitas, maricuki. It's mari and a kaka.

Mari and a quality.

It's more mari and an adjective. Because marikaka is better. Mari, Mari y una cualidad. Sí, este... Es más Mari y un adjetivo. Porque Maricaca me... Mi mamá se rió una vez con el Maricaca, y desde ahí, ya todo el tiempo me quería decir Maricaca. Y de repente me dice Marisol, y yo prefiero que me digas Maricaca que me digas Marisol. Oye, quiero destacar...

Son más agresivos. Luis Amarisol. We've talked about this table because we've had strong encounters with board games. And we've talked about how Sony is a cheater. And one of her nicknames is Mari Cheaters.

And she just put it on the table.

I want to highlight it.

Highlight it. The thing here is that...

That day we won.

Or not? Yes.

Ready.

Ping, ping.

The day of the board game playing cards and I lost. When you lose because you played, you're fine. Luis was a little bit nervous when we started to play. We were in the middle of a pandemic. We were playing Basta and Luis was going through a slow process. He was slow too.

So we were playing Basta, and I had my 7 lines of chess, and Luis said, Maritrampitas, and I was like,

Dude, I beat you for like 40 minutes! Don't mess with me! We started playing yesterday! Those are cheats! And I was like, no. So he said Maritrampitas, but he was being cocky. So, now he's on the right track.

Luis, I know what you're talking about, I've seen it too. And if she does maritrampitas, maritrampitas. But let's continue with the episode.

And then we started playing widow with all her family.

I really liked that.

Our weekend in Valle is a table of 12 people, all playing widow. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. ¿Puedes agregarlo? Sí. Ah, perfecto. ¿Y qué otras? Sí, también como que amor, nena. Siento que me dice mucho nena.

Fíjate que a mí el...

El nena me encanta.

Mi amor...

Nena me amaba.

Mi amor...

Me da cringe.

Ok.

El amor...

Sí.

Me gusta.

En mi relación es al revés. Amor me parece genérico. Porque todo el mundo dice amor, ¿no? Y mi amor siento que es más...

A lo mejor está tóxico. Me hace sentir una posesión.

Es como, es mío.

Pero, por ejemplo,

aquí en casa nosotros por ejemplo decimos amotito.

Esta es súper pior que el.

¿Y qué, wey? Lo haría de nuevo, putas.

Y si dices baby talk mientras no dices Chamotito?

Yes, yes. Also with the dog, we instagrammed it in Korea, we were saying something, and in that I kind of hanged myself by accident. Oh, what a mess! I brought a backpack and I wanted to take it out for her to carry it, so she pulled it and I hanged myself. I'm like, eh! So I tell him, no choking the dog. So, if it's very baby talk, and if it's very motherly, what?

What?

No choking the dog. No, no choking the dog. I feel like...

Cut the dog, no choking the dog. The joke about the dog is that English is bad. No choking the dog.

Or bad dog.

Or bad dog, yeah, what you were saying.

I feel like when... I don't understand the vibe. They're heterosexuals.

I get it.

What does that have to do with it? What's the episode about?

I feel like you realize that you fell out of love when all those baby talks you had and all those little things about paper flowers and nicknames make you cringe. You jump off that line. Because me and my first boyfriend,

I was so disgusted about the level of baby talk we had, and in the last few months,

I was like, I was talking to myself, and I was like,

don't talk anymore.

Don't talk.

Don't talk.

Please don't tell me one more thing with that tone of voice.

And the poke?

Uh-huh.

Tell me poke. the I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. I just do this. Oh. Oh. It's so cute! It's so cute! I'm not kidding.

It's so cute.

It's so cute. We were in Cancun.

What's up?

I mean, wait.

He sends me a message and then he puts this emoji on.

Finger emoji?

Yeah.

A finger emoji and an eye. A finger emoji and a brain. A finger emoji and an arm. I was like, ow, ow, ow, ow. And then they left. They left.

It was a bit cringy, but I'm going to use it.

When she told us, I thought it was the perfect addition to the poor me. So now it's poor me, ow. It's the combo to ask for a favor.

I heard the other day that they're super mimetic. And I was like, screw it.

And no.

There are a thousand things we are already doing.

And our partners too. Laura lives off of the, how delicious, what an egg. I mean, dude, also.

But that happens when you live with someone a lot.

But what I mean is that our partners also have a lot of drinks. I hope you are also instagramming them. Let's see, someone else said they have a story to tell We both have stories

Let's make the reaction

Oh, man

What happened?

We're back!

We got so scared

Mercury is dragging us in

Again?

While we're recording, Mercury is retrograde and half of the planets are retrograde

So you can see We're close to the moon Again! While we're recording this Mercury retrograde and half of the planets are retrograde

so you can see I'm half retrograde

So when this comes out, this Mercury retrograde

or right now we're recording

While we're recording that's why the phone is failing that's why we're arriving late that's why there are time changes communication failures

I say we need

When I arrive late, I'm going to tell you that now that I've been arriving well a communal nap. Because you live next door, man.

That's why.

Well, let's see.

Come on.

Hey, the time has come. We all have in our possession the video of Priscilla Arias, aka the factionist, in which she talks to what she thought her tender 27 years, which was...

25.

25, ah, son of a bitch, her 25 years. Not that big. Hello Soulmate. Hello Soulmate. Hello Soulmate. Hello Soulmate. Hello Soulmate.

Hello Soulmate.

Hello Soulmate.

Hello Soulmate. Hello Soulmate. I'm not going to cut her either. Priscila is going to play a good song. Meanwhile, the group is going to watch the video in community and we're going to see the reactions of the cups to Hello Soulmate.

Come on, it's a piece of cake. I'm going to cut the video.

One, two, three. The secret that Priscilla would like to hide A past romance that is over

A video that tells how it all started

Migahera

He doesn't love me, but that doesn't stop me From making a video of him

I feel a tingling video No

No I love you guys so much. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Yes, yes, it's chicken. And I said, take our 9-month-old baby. 2018, what were we doing in 2018?

I was getting married to get divorced.

No, it's not 2018, man.

It says 2018 there. Oh!

You were 29 years old.

You were 29 years old.

I'm 36.

I'm 42.

I was still a girl, immature. And now I'm 46. I'm 42. I was a little girl back then. And now I'm 42.

There are a lot of lessons I've learned. I signed the divorce papers in 2018. Tell me about the things you felt in 2019.

I was starting the baby shower with Manuel in 2018.

I'm finishing it. I'm finishing the baby shower with Manuel in 2018. Wow. I'm finishing it.

I'm finishing the baby shower. It's April 16, 2018.

I was months away from getting married.

And I still wanted to get married. A while ago Wong was presenting the section.

He said, from 27 years old to 25. He wasn't that old. Almost 30, girl.

Almost 30.

Oh, he was 27?

29.

He was 27 and he was already married. 27 years old, 25 years old. I wasn't that old, almost 30, girl.

Almost 30, huh?

I was 27.

29.

I was 27. I'm from 1989. And on May 7th, I was 27. Stop putting me in years. I don't have more, because it's embarrassing. You were 28 and you were going to turn 29.

In a month, you turned 29. turn 29 in a month. No, no. If it's 2018, I'm from 1989, not 1990. That's why in 2019 you turned 30. In 2018 you were 27 at that time. I was going to turn 28.

No!

It's very important for Pris that we all stay together. I quote that I was 19. You were 19, sorry. I need her to be 19. 19, sorry. She was 19. She was 19. Because of the math. She was 28. It's very important for Priz

that we all stay clear that she was 19 when she made that video.

She always said 89.

No, I know.

How old was she in 2018?

No, no, no.

19.

19 is what I said here.

Oh, 19 is the age!

The girl of the dates doesn't move things.

It's so gross!

I wouldn't use the word gross or gross. I thought it was very sweet. And I think it's like... I think it's wonderful that when we're in love and we don't have so many fears and so many wounds, we dare to be truly vulnerable.

And I think that's a huge vulnerability. I edited that, and probably didn't get the full version. I got pieces, because there were many videos over a long time, like a year. Disgusting. Ugh, so disgusting.

But the point is that, that one probably didn't get the full version, but I recorded things, thoughts or whatever, and I would leave it and edit it later. But what I liked the most was... There's a lot of Monika Macaco's look. Do you want to know what the episode was called?

I did it out of love and I regret it.

I did it out of love and I regret it. But there was a lot of Monika Macaco's look.

I saw a connection there and it was like... I'm gonna be honest, the first time I saw the video I said it was great, and then I said I'm gonna sigh.

There's a lot of sighs.

There had to be romantic transitions.

And then...

It's very pretty. It's a bit cringey, like the things I do. So it's good.

I love it.

Do you want a hug?

No. I don't know, maybe... I'm going to forget you. How am I going to forget you?

In fact, he loves it.

I'm listening to the chona.

No, I'm not.

There's a part of me that does miss having that ability to dare to do those things. I only do it for that guy and I've never done it for myself. With Ivan you're also super sweet and caring and detailed. Maybe you don't make a daily video of how he accompanies you in your day to day.

But you've made a beautiful video for the proposal.

You've brought him very nice flowers on February 14th.

Yes, but there, reciprocal. When it's not reciprocal, it's a big deal. of But now that you see the stories of our cups, I think we're all pretty much the same, we're all damaged.

Yeah, I agree.

But you guys still have a lot of anecdotes to tell. Please tell us something that you don't know. I have... I don't know how cringy it was, but... Before I was very detailed in a lot of things, and I didn't care, and I feel like nowadays I take a lot more care.

Yeah.

Is that true with Alex?

Yeah, I do things a lot easier. I feel like before, for example, I used to make a huge box for a guy I dated, we weren't even dating, I made a huge box like this one with Mario's question mark on it.

From scratch, dude. There was also a part of me that today thinks,

buy it, dude.

It's also a mess. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And it's cool, it's a beautiful stage. There are girls who are jumping right now. That and I also feel that people don't appreciate it. And it's a lot of work, it's a lot of work. But once, for example, I made a little boat for a boyfriend that had 365 papers.

Lord bless. And each one was of a different color. que tenía 365 papeles. Señor bendito. Y cada uno era de un color diferente, entonces era de que, una canción que me recuerda a nosotros, y ese era el azul, cosas que amo de ti, y era el morado. Así, ¿no? Cute.

O sea, pero obviamente no llegamos al año, wey.

No sé después qué hizo con ese bote.

Y...

Y tengo otra que sí está un poco más cringy, pero por el contexto. And I have another one that is a little more cringy, but for the context. But I don't know if it was necessarily out of love. Once I had a fuck friend, but it wasn't like a constant thing. I mean, I think we met once and that's it. I took him chocolates.

It wasn't a fuck friend, it was a one night stand.

No, you only got crazy once?

But he had a little strawberry and stuff. Yes, only once, but we used to go to the club and we used to kiss like that. Oh, ok, we did that a lot. But we only got it once. And on his birthday, since I knew where he lived, I went to his house and I left him some chocolates and I wrote happy birthday, I don't know what. Feliz cumpleaños, no sé qué. Igual lo hice yo. O sea, como que le hice una cartita. No algo muy desarrollado, porque sí dije, como no quiero que este wey piense que quiero con él, porque no quiero con él.

Pero si él quisiera conmigo, pues vemos.

No?

Ah, claro.

Y ya, o sea, y no pasó a más, sabes?

O sea, fue que-

Pero te dieron gracias y ya. I'm like, thank you very much. But today I think about it and I say, I mean, I did it in a good way, and in detail, and that we've been living together a lot lately, but I didn't touch it at all, because I was going to bring him chocolates for his birthday and make him a letter, guacala. Did you pick it up before or after his birthday?

Before.

Oh, not bad.

And you didn't pick it up again after? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no situation and you feel like you weren't alone in a one night stand I feel like

I'm still looking for it and I was like, I don't want to talk to you

I'm going to get mad because I have an anecdote

with a chocolate

I have an anecdote

I have a story like everyone's

but and Marisol got divorced too I have an anecdote, I have a story like everyone else's. No.

But, and it's funny. And Marisol got divorced, you too? It's not funny, I'll make it quick, I promise. But life gave me the opportunity to meet this person again three months ago. I was dating this guy, I was in love. What had to happen between us happened.

And the guy started acting weird. But he went to a neighbor's house, and I saw his truck. So I said, perfect, excellent plan. I'm going to get a chocolate at the entrance, I'm going to write him a letter, and I'm going to leave it on the sunshade. Because it's a great idea, right?

No!

So I went on my bike to the entrance, I bought the Hershey's cookie great idea, right? No! So I went on a bike, I bought Hershey's Cookies and Cream, I wrote him the letter, I was very beautiful, I got there and I put it in the truck. What I didn't consider was that several of his friends had the same car. I didn't look at the license plate.

I just saw the car.

But I didn't put my name on it, or his name, because I said, if someone sees it... It has to be secret. If he reads it, he'll understand. But a letter, like, no matter what happens, you and I will always be family,

and you and I, and I will love you, no matter the term of our relationship, and the... I swear to him this unconditional love... How innocent, man! No matter what he decides he wants to have with me. I feel like it was what you did with the chocolate.

Maybe if I give you a little more love, you'll treat me nicely. Okay, you passed... I'm going to say something quick. Because I'm interrupting. What I would like the most is for you to know who the guy is. You'll never know.

Diego Fernandez? But if you knew who the guy is... No, no. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. but it was a long time ago. I was manipulated because I was younger, he was older than me, he was my crush, etc. But the romantic and cringy part of this story is that literally 30 years later,

no, I'm not 46,

20 years later, I had to find him. We had a conversation about why did your story never went down with mine. So we started telling things we did and lived together. When I told him, you never talked to me again.

And I left you a chocolate in your truck and a letter. And he said, no way, I never received it. And I was like, how? I went on a bike and I bought you a chocolate. And why did I confess it? Because I confessed it 20 years later.

Yes, that was unnecessary. But it was also this part of telling him,

but I did tell you.

It was necessary to confess.

I would have confessed.

The two romantic idiots told me, maybe if I had received it, the story would have been different. And I said, yes, but we'll never know. And I went down to my house. Now I can't stop thinking he's an idiot. And that we were having this conversation.

No, well, imagine that he's not. Because Moni usually goes out with very good guys. We're getting better, right? Monichiru, my friends, you know Monichiru. But I'm getting better, I'm having a great time.

But I used to do a lot of cringy things.

A lot. I remember one that you did very cute. I think it was the first 3 or 4 months since you left. With Mauricio. With his ex-husband.

He made him a calendar.

Of love? No, in acrylic. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm It's a very cute one. He made a calendar and he sent it to me to mark and record it. One day, right?

Dude, that's so cute!

Let's see when they wake me up again.

No!

I'm 100% sure they'll wake you up. I made Alex an album of the two years. I was saving tickets, festival bracelets,

photos, everything, everything, everything. And I was posting it. I'm sure, everything, and I was hitting it.

I mean, for sure, man. For sure.

I want to see you!

I'm 52 years old right now, for example.

No.

I don't do those things anymore.

There's no time, buy it now.

Yeah, I'll buy it.

I don't have a manual.

I don't do videos anymore. I was missing the story of Sonia Lafer. I'm not a person for mature videos. I'm not a person for mature videos.

I have two quick ones. One, when I lived in Madrid, I met a guy in the club called Juan Manuel. And he was from Murcia.

So...

Not good.

I met him, we kissed, the first day, nothing happened. I went to Murcia to see him. I had a terrible time, he didn't talk. It was weird because we messaged each other a lot. The week and the guy, I'm dying to see you, me too.

I went to Murcia, I had a horrible time, very uncomfortable. I love it, it's the classic, when you see yourself you're not going to finish it.

And they see you and...

Hey, dude! I'm going to finish it and I'll see you. Hi. Dude! Why didn't you finish it? Terrible. Terrible. I go back to Madrid and the dude, we kept texting. I kind of forgot about it as the days went by. And like 10 days later, he went to visit me. And then I drew him.

That's why I remembered.

I drew him because I was studying design and I had a drawing class. And in my drawing class I drew him a picture because I was studying design and I had a drawing class. And in my drawing class I drew him a portrait. I have it there. I have it there. Big, dude. Size A3. Card. I mean, not size card. Rather, A3 sheet. Big.

And I have it there. It turned out great, dude. The truth is, my proportions are very good.

We want to see the drawing. Terrible. And then... But you never gave it to him. I sent him a picture, and then I think he saw it, and then I think I told him, don't take it because I'm going to finish it, and then I never saw it again. Until two years later, when I was almost about to leave Madrid, I found it in the anthro because his brother lives in Madrid. So he went and told me, I'm going to miss you, I don't know what.

We haven't spoken in two years. So, since... Because it was arriving to Madrid.

But you were painting your drawing! Of course, and I have it there with my drawings. This bitch killed two birds with one stone. She gave him a task and he did a letter. Or a sample of love.

And then... Guacala, what a fucking cringe. And I gave him... Because I made things longer and The situation was so fucking awkward. After I had gone to... Why are you still surprised that you made things longer? I don't know, I mean, I didn't make it that long.

Why are you still surprised that Monica, the daughter, suddenly...

Why are you going to that situation?

More than anything, yes, but it was actually three weeks. It wasn't... but it was three unnecessary weeks. I mean, it must have lasted three days, Three days and after it was super cringy and weird and uncomfortable when I went to visit him, I shouldn't have let him come to Madrid. Eww, no, all wrong. And then, when I came back from living in Mexico,

I started doing vines, and suddenly one day in the random club I met a guy who said, Oh, I've seen your vines. So we started to kiss, we kissed,

and that's it.

Like, the next weekend we went out, I took him, but the worst thing was the furniture. It was my worst pick of the universe. A piece of furniture? A piece of furniture.

Yeah, I was like, I did my part.

And I was like, well, I'm leaving. Horrible. Are you going to clip this? No, it was many years ago. It was like 14 years ago. I was saying the same thing.

It's not true, because it was 11 years ago.

See? It was before I met my ex. And then, after that, I went home. I was like, bro, I don't want to see this guy again. The guy was like, good morning, how are you?

How's your day?

Blah, blah, blah.

And I would answer him like, I think it was Friday. On Saturday, he got mad. I stopped answering him. And I was like, I don't want to see you again in my life. He sent me some super aggressive messages

that I wasn't even that pretty, because I didn't answer him. And then it turns out that I get home from my grandmother's, because that was when I lived with my grandmother, and I get a bouquet of roses, and they were all, I don't remember if they were all red and there was a white one,

or if they were all red and a white one,

but the ones that are like encapsulated, I'm sure it comes out in the middle of the shot. You can't see it. Oh no!

And it looks like Patrick with a...

I had to record it fast.

You can't see it. And the rose, the encapsulated rose. Like Beauty and the Beast, right? Beauty and the Beast was a white encapsulated rose? I'm pretty sure it was.

Because white symbolizes purity.

No, it was more... And Because the white symbolizes purity. No, it was more of a...

And he almost didn't believe you. He wrote me a letter telling me that the encapsulated rose was like me and was unique and special and an apology for talking to me like that

in his peda and that please and I was like, ew. And I just replied that I already received your flowers, thank you. Bye. I never spoke to him again. What does it have to do with the one in Madrid?

No, they're two different things.

I drew a picture, cringy, and then two years later, when I returned to live in Mexico, I received the cringy letter, because the fucking guy is a star.

I mean.

Dude, I hate you.

I loved that title. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say,

I'm going to say, I'm going to be so excited for all the stories.

I'm so excited for all the stories.

Willie?

Willie?

Willie? Willie? Willie? Willie? Willie? Willie? I'm going to be able to do that. I'm going to be able to do that. I'm going to be able to do that. I'm going to be able to do that. I'm going to be able to do that.

I'm going to be able to do that.

I'm going to be able to do that. I'm going to be able to do that.

I'm going to be going to do to me. No, man.

That's weird. I was going to say that another cringy moment is very well known on the web. It's... I'm sorry Diana, I'm loyal to you, but not faithful. I'm sorry you don't value it. The motel one too.

The motel one was also a moment... Damn, Diana. The motel one too. The motel one was also... Oh my God. Also the cream one, I think it was...

It's my pick.

Yeah, it was pretty cool.

The cream one for the stars? Yeah, the cream one for the stars.

Of course, I recommend some.

That's not cringy.

I mean, I didn't say it with bad intentions. I said it because he loves me. Yes, things that are super love and you regret it. Yes, and you regret it, I feel like that was wrong too. What other question?

To fuck without desire for love, for example. That was like, for you to be able to...

Pretend orgasms, dude.

Pretend orgasms, I feel like it's more for love, dude. no quería coger pero que se iba a esforzar conmigo, pues yo ya, wey, cero ganas tampoco. Ya cuando cogía con él era como, wow, amor, increíble, ya sabes.

Siento que he estado pensando en un momento cringy que viví cogiendo y, ay, perdón, mamá, mutale. Me metió en la nalgada, wey, pero vete a la verga, wey. I mean, they repositioned me for Christmas. It was a chiropractor. I remember that the guy said, Do you like it? And I was like, yes.

It hurt a lot, I really wanted to cry.

No!

Why didn't you go to the hospital?

It was a fucking night.

And I was drunk, so he grabbed a fucking ball and I was like,

Jesus!

I was flying off the bed. Oh, no. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. way is the most amigas the but I mean you can go play a video group of a job was he haha you know they just make us to much you think you're only gonna go to so no entonces este no seamos a la casa la que estábamos este no se tras quedando no estamos platicando así

obviamente este way se quedó pues este hasta el final mucho que gajar nos vamos a coger y cuando estamos cogiendo yo dije venga I said, come on, this is the craziest thing I've ever done. I don't know this guy. There are condoms, everything is very safe. Here are my friends. I mean, they know I'm in here.

I'm not even drowned. This is the best stage of a one night stand I could ask for. I mean, the best stage, right? So we started to get it and the battle started very well. Dude, that's awesome.

How much energy. And then he turns around, I mean, now I know the four cardinal points,

and I was like, dude,

how did he know that's what he likes the most? And I was like, have you seen my videos? And he turns around, and I was like, that's cool, dude. And when he turns around, he just starts giving me kisses, like on the neck, And I was like, what happened? And then like, a few curious minutes passed and then he was back where he was.

And I said, and I, even though he was like...

He was more tender than...

He was very, very tender. So I was like, I remember, I remember that I was like... I said, I don't know if you feel it close. He grabs the fart that he grabs it, why? I was like, I don't know if he feels it close He grabs the dick and I'm like, let him grab it He never grabbed it So I got really desperate and I was like

So I grabbed it and I was like Do you want to? And he was like, yes of course And I was like, can you turn around?

And he was like, wait

He grabs my dick and I was like

No!

Oh, man! No! No! No! No! No!

No!

No!

No! No! No! No! No! And I was like, fuck. And I was like, fuck. And I was like, fuck.

And he was like, do you mind if I stay? And I was like, of course not. He stayed in the living room. And I went to sleep. And the next day we woke up, he was gone. But I wish I had told him no.

And we were on my birthday. It was my birthday present.

I want one

and he tried to be cute

no, he was a great guy greetings, I don't know if you know how to say greetings you are sending greetings to everyone I have a list I have 7 names, you have to guess the reception

the sexual act and the date all start from 2018 I remember one that gave get a license. The date corresponds. They all start in 2018.

I remember one that gave me a lot of cringes, but it's still short. I was kissing a guy I had a date with. I don't know, but at that moment in his life, he was getting into his religion. Today he's a pastor. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm, who introduced us. And I was like, okay, sexual tension is resolved.

Let's hold each other tight and that's it. And so I'm kissing him. And in my penis, I only remember that he was hitting me with his shoulders on the wall. And he started saying, you are the sin!

And I started thinking, this is so stupid!

I feel weird!

And then he started to do the sin.

Do you remember?

No.

There was a guy who was so mad that you told him to stop doing that.

And I was like...

And he was like, stop doing that. But he was telling me, he was holding me and he was doing the sin.

And when we were younger, he was talk about my boobs all the time. He would grab my boobs and say, stop provoking me! And he would kiss me. I don't know if he's enjoying it or if it's an exorcism.

If you feel really bad, you don't have to be here.

I don't know what he started reciting. Reciting? It wasn't a prayer, but something like, God, forgive us humans, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I? Why do I feel like I'm the sin? Why am I the sin? I remember, and it turns out that in the fart one of my friends had told her Why did you keep on farting after I told you you were the sin? And I don't know what.

So I got mad and took her pants out of the door of my house and woke her up and I was the boxer and I said, you have to to leave, the sin is out there, go! and I took him out of the house

oh my god

and you took that one too?

no

no, beans

no, I didn't take it of course, because that was already being very pious I mean, I did everything, but taking it was already like...

here God...

the penetration was forbidden by God and God was there, he was praying, man. And what happened is that many years passed. I was already with Javi. One day this guy writes me on Inbox. He makes me look very happy, I don't know what, blah, blah. If one day you need me to interpret the word of God, please write me.

Can you show them? What does it mean? Please write me, because he's a pastor, man. I was his last sin, apparently. I was his last sin. por favor escribeme, les enseño la mensaje ¿Cómo? ¿Qué significa? Por favor escribeme, porque ya es pastor wey fui su último pecado al parecer

no creo que después tuvo otra novia pero wey me escribió ayer si quieres que te ayude a interpretar la palabra de Dios con muchísimo gusto Dios tiene un plan grande para ti y tienes que encontrar a la persona indicada

y yo, wow, It was very weird.

And it made me cringe. With all good intentions, but...

Dude, it's super cringey.

I don't know if with all good intentions, I don't think so.

Besides, he was a super sexist guy.

Oh, talking about nicknames?

The fact that he says, you are the sin while he grabs you like... No, I'm to call him... All our relationships are based on a power struggle. And I used to call him the little rooster. Because he was always like the little rooster of the fight.

And he used to call me little rooster. Because I used to call him the chicken. So all the time it was this fight of you can do more, I can do more. And he said he was going to be president of Mexico. No, man, a great character.

Where do you get these people from, Fernanda?

Querétaro is a very strange place, man.

It's entertaining, the personality.

But right now I'm showing you the messages, greetings to the rooster, by the way, because they probably consume the content. But it was very weird, man. way. Oh man. Oh boy. I'm also a woman. Up, lesbians! It was my first girlfriend and I was in love with her. The point is that she broke up with me and I was in a bad mood. I begged her to come back, I gave her gifts, I wrote her letters, I sent her texts.

I printed a chicken card and put it on the entrance.

I'm like you!

What shocks you, checks you! How did you get it, my precious?

We were so into it. Tu lo que te choca, te checa in 2018. in my cuarto. Puse mi celular en mi escritorio, me puse frente a él y le di grabar. ¿Eres tu príncipe?

Güey, lo que me chica, me chica.

¿Qué broma?

¿Por qué me pusieron esta historia a mí?

Tú la escogiste, ¿verdad?

Sí, es cierto.

Por eso no leí el principio, no leí lo demás. Bueno, hola hermoshuh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Asi empezaba ese video de más de 10 minutos de mí, llorando, pidiéndole perdón por todo lo que hice mal, diciéndole que la amaba, recordándole los hermosos momentos

que vivimos juntos, hija de puta.

Bueno, al parecer no soy la única.

Y no estoy sola.

No estoy sola. I'm a lesbian and I've always been a lesbian. Remember, we live in moments that we live together. And asking her again, please come back. That's what I tried to do with Hello Soulmate. And if it wasn't enough, that video... Son of a bitch, dude. I uploaded that video to Facebook.

According to me, putting in the option of only seeing people I tagged, that is, her.

But something went wrong. option de solo ver a gente que etiquete o sea ella pero algo salió mal

nooo

ay pobrecita

para todos mis amigos ese día apague mi celular con la esperanza de que al prenderlo tuvieron mensaje de ella

noooo

aceptando volver pero solo tenía mil llamadas perdidas de mis amigos y un chingo de comentarios diciendo que yo no me merecía sufrir así y que no me humillara más nooo I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you. No, what a shame.

Besides, if he had planned it, and well, okay, go. But, I mean, to make a mistake.

To be a pussy, yeah.

It was kind of a cold. Hello, soulmate, it went wrong.

No. Well, the original hello, soulmate didn't go well either.

Okay, it says anxiety. I deleted it and I felt worse. Thank God, I don't think anyone saved it or at least didn't upload it, otherwise it would be viral.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

For sure.

I would be viral too.

It would be a Maria Guadalupe. No, we're not going to upload it.

We're not going to upload it, but roll the clip. Yes, roll the clip. We react to it.

We react to it. I have a reputation for being a migajera that I think will never be taken away from me. It's been five years since that and today I'm much better, in therapy, but my friends still remind me and make fun of that migajero event. Thank you for reading me. I was on the Guadalajara show and I really love you, baby.

We love you!

Thank you for loving us.

Thank you for not making me feel so bad about myself because at least I didn't upload it to Facebook.

Hey, while we're reading this, I remembered a little story. Do you remember that I told you about the guy

with the girl from the university, and blah blah blah, the one with the creams and stuff? Well, a couple of years later, I was in a party.

Can you say the creamy one? The creamy one? the And I was like, yeah, that's a good idea. And they had problems, but they could solve them. And I was like, yeah, it could be.

And I was like, a message? Who's going to pick it up and drop it? So I sent him a message. I remember I wrote something in the beautiful notes. I messed it up.

I think it was super disrespectful how I ended up with you. And I'm sorry, I hope life will connect us again. I left my phone there and I said, I'll be back and he'll answer me in 10 minutes. And I was like, oh my God.

And you're in a hurry.

I open it and I was like, I was like, yes, I was very upset, I'm sorry you feel that way. I'll leave you, Someone is waiting for me. And I...

No, someone is waiting for me.

And you don't know how much they make fun of me, but... With that sentence? That must have been... All the bad things happened in 2018? It could be. I don't know. It could be. Because I was already out of the... I was going to say his name... of Manuel.

So it could have been the finals of Maybelline New York. And to this day my friends tell me that someone is already waiting for him. They haven't let me go. With that and the fact that I threw up in a glass, they haven't let me go.

They almost put the song like... What the hell do you want?

He really sent me to hell.

I thank him a lot. I'm gonna go sing karaoke somewhere else. Well, what part of No Entiendes When you're In love

With a girl

Who's not

In love with you

Who's not in love with you Who's not in love with you Who's not in love with you Who's not in love with you Who's not in love with you No, I saw it. I saw the lyrics. I'm going to sing a karaoke somewhere else. Well, what part do you not understand when I tell you not to? The L... No, that's another one.

That's the...

Or the O.

It goes like this?

The two different versions are... Ah. Now surpass me, because I already forgot you. I don't know this one either. I feel like I know it, but I'm not connecting with the key. Ya superame, porque yo ya te olvidé Ay, no se surte una pera, ¿no?

Siento que me la sé, pero no estoy conectando con la tonalidad And I'm not that happy sin ti

¿La traes en paz sostenido?

Querías hacerlo tú también

En tu historia se acabó

¿De dónde le no eres tú? Conéctate conmigo

¿Qué diablos quieres? ¿Qué diablos quieres? Connect with me. What are those bubbles in your head? What the hell do you want?

I'm going to hit you.

Why don't you understand me?

You're singing to me as you please. And don't talk to me again. You're listening to me. Someone has suffered. And the truth is that he does it much better than you. Yes, yes, yes, of course. Sí, sí, sí, claro.

Esta es la otra.

Esta era la que yo estaba cantando.

Siento que me acuerdo del video de banda.

Ajá, güey.

Pero no me acuerdo de la rola de... Porque todos son iguales. Todos empiezan en lento en un bar.

¿Saben cuál era uno de mis sueños de adolescente? De boloso. Salir en un video musical de banda. of Pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam de tu, me esta esperando, quien te ha suplido, quien te ha suplido and he said, tell this girl that I dedicate this song to her because I know you still watch it.

And I was like, ew.

What a toxic ex-brother-in-law.

And I helped that ex-girlfriend to tell her all the bullshit this asshole did so she would leave him.

Oh, that's great.

Hey, bring another story.

Oh, I know what it is.

That guy who hit his girlfriend.

Oh, no.

A stupid guy. I'm going to call her. Ok, come on. Hi, Copitas. I'm writing to tell you about my canonical love story. When I was 21, I was part of a very cool NGO. I had been single for a little over half a year, and another NGO volunteer started to mess with me. I honestly just followed the flow because I was bored. The guy zero called my attention or I liked him. But we know that those are the worst experiences.

To not extend myself further, from one month to another, I was already in a free, to which I had made it clear that I was not looking for a relationship. Three months later, I ended up in a relationship with him.

Oh, I loved it.

No, Padrísimo, look, up in a relationship with him. No, I love it. No, it's great, I'm very clear. I put it in capital letters. I wasn't looking for a relationship. It's worth clarifying that he was 31 at the time. Total. Time passed and just a month before the pandemic started

in 2020, I was thinking of becoming independent and leaving my dad's house. Obviously, I couldn't do it because of issues that we all know. me But oh surprise, he didn't have any money for the hookup or the first investments. No, man, you idiot. But oh surprise, ah, they make him a house to equip it. I already had a lot of money, to be honest, that I thought it was right for me to put

my share of the account to equip the house, since he would take care of all the mortgage payment afterwards . For general context, I always talk about marriage, but we never set a date or anything. A year passed with that dynamic of how we divided expenses. Apart from me having put the hook,

I paid for services, super, and maintenance of the split and mortgage. Why? Wasn't he going to pay for it? Motherfucker. At 24, this seemed like a decent deal. It's worth noting that my income and his were stratospherically different.

Well, it seems like you were earning more, right?

Because he was not investing at all.

But I don't know. When we were about to turn 2 years old and 4 years of living together, I found Tinder and Bumble, both on his cell phone. The guy was checking it in bed next to me when he thought I was asleep, but I obviously caught him and I was like a fool.

I still gave him the benefit of the doubt with his stupid justification that he went down to help a friend to see if he could find his girlfriend in those dating apps. And I believed him. And dear friends, I forgave him.

But not for long. I couldn gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you. I'm I was going to be left with nothing. It took a while and it took several months, but it gave me the amount I asked for. I didn't get my appliances or furniture back,

I forgot to bring them, but my mental peace was worth every cent that was left in that house. Fuck, I'm so mad. At the time I did it out of love, but today I regret the financial aspect.

I was only 24 years old and I wasn't the best at making those decisions. Oh well, I love you guys so much and thank you for reading me. I feel like for advice from that guy, Marisol... Look, while you read that all the time, Priscila wouldn't let me read. But the thing is, I was married. I did have an official relationship and I was married.

There was a... No, they never got married.

I'm saying... But it was an official relationship. I was already married legally.

Today, legally, the law protects you. But still... No, no, no, I mean... I mean, we were both stupid,

but a little less.

He was my husband, so it's different when you're betting on a project as a family team, because he's your husband.

And by law, he does protect you more. Today, for example, this one, it was a year of living together. Of concubinage. But it depends on the state you're in. They lived together for two years. It depends on the state you're in.

The laws are different to protect you. You don't necessarily need to be legally married. No, pero morras, protéjanse. Sean bien listos por las cienciones de lana que toman. Cero le prestan dinero a los hombres. Cero invierten en algo donde no está su nombre puesto. Y si van a hacer cualquier trámite de eso. Papelitos.

Papeles, firmados.

Oye, pero te amo. I love you, look, just because you love me, show me that you love me. Sign it, protect me, and I will protect you. Because the contract is for the two parties to be fair and everything is clear and everything is legal. If he doesn't want to sign you, then don't put a peso in it because it means that he has bad intentions.

And then he says, don't trust me,

and you say, well, you don't have anything bad. I'm protecting myself, yes. And I think that before, it wasn't used that much to have these conversations. Because women didn't have purchasing power. Women didn't have purchasing power and it was very common. And for example, in my mom's case, my mom signed the mortgage, my dad, I mean, my house was mortgaged twice at the same time, you know?

I mean, I had a mortgage on the mortgage. And it was a bank mortgage and another was a personal mortgage. Sobre la hipoteca y era una hipoteca de bancaria y otra hipoteca personal y mi papá metió la la segunda hipoteca 23 días antes de irse en la casa O sea cabrón y el que es el que terminó sacando las las dos hipotecas fue mi abuelo deshipoteca la casa

y mi mamá obviamente pues es güey son cosas que haces por amor y en el proyecto So, dude, and my mom is obviously a dude, and those are things you do for love and for the family. But in the end, dude, like Pris said, a little paper.

A little paper, speak up.

A fucking little paper, please. Yes, do it, girls, because... And really, no, I mean, that, lend me money for this, no.

No.

Not like that, I mean, no. así no o sea no una cosa es vamos a invertir en algo en equipo ok se firman cosas pero de invertir dinero porque hay presa me presto para ti no como priest dice prestalos a ver nunca me despuesta pero si es algo que vulnera tus ahorros tus propiedades o cosas así que dices wey esto es para mí esto es esto es para que yo tenga la seguridad financiera y la tranquilidad y la estabilidad mía no No, no, no, no, who started a business with her partner, ended their relationship, and today she says,

I'm not still with him, but we'll see each other again for money issues to be able to finish the relationship.

The debt.

This is also a matter of money, and she also says that, she says that for her job interviews she used to take my car and I had to take a bus to get back at night and in the city where I live, security doesn't exist. I mean, dude, while he was spending, poor Ingenua, while he was spending on games or gamer stuff, when he got a job, I was still spending on house stuff and going out together.

So he took full responsibility for the house and everything and that's how it stayed. And this dude, very nice to pay for something else. My money is my money and it's for my videogames and my little things. Like the girl who told her story in Veracruz. Oh, the one who paid her super, super rent. No, man. The one who paid her rent. I really hope you're not paying her rent anymore. No, it wasn't the rent, it was the pantry.

The pantry.

Every 15 days. La despensa. La despensa. Cada quince dias. No seas mamon. Y ella de que no, pero osea ya voy bien porque ahorita ya no se la doy cada quincena, ya se la doy cada mes. Wey y yo, y yo vi su telefono. La pobre sintió la presión social en el show. Y me dio su telefono. Y yo María quítale el telefono y bloquealo. Maria, take the phone and block him. It was a joke, don't believe it. No, but she gave it to me, she opened the conversation with him and everything.

It would have been good to block him, let's hope so.

I didn't see anything else, I swear, I didn't see anything else, I didn't block him at all, but I did see that they had a conversation that same day. I mean, they were still talking. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I was in love with my life. I did so many things that one day I decided to innovate and wrote a song for him. The paper flower, I feel like it's going to be old with the songs, right? I was inspired and I wrote the lyrics. The melody, everything.

I was even the singer because he said he liked my voice when I sang.

Are you your cookie? That's why you're reading it from your cell phone. I think what you're reading is the lyrics to the song.

She's blocking the phone, right?

So she can only see her.

Apart from that, I edited the song from Jaru comes home.

Haru? Haru?

Jaru?

What's that?

How do you pronounce Jaru?

Jaru comes home and I adapted it. I don't know if it's the same, but I... Gary? Ah, Gary, Gary!

It's Gary's song, Vuelve a casa de Bob Esponja!

Ah, Gary, Vuelve a casa de Bob Esponja! No way! I feel it's that one, right?

I feel it's that one.

And I adapted it to our situation, obviously, with the title of X, Vuelve a casa.

No, baby!

And lastly, Ive a casa. No, no sé cuál es el error, la peor es que está muy cagado. Está cagadísimo. Por último, le hice una carta digital donde soltaba todos mis sentimientos hacia él. Obviamente fui rechazada con un simple, me incomoda que me mandes eso, y con eso entendí que mi lugar ya no era ahí.

Las quiero mucho, gracias por ayudarme siempre. Me incomoda que me mandes eso. Huela. I'm like that. I write poems when I'm like this. I also wrote songs.

I wrote one in the truck.

Color Esperanza was one of the most beautiful you have. Color Esperanza is your biggest hit.

You were the only one who listened.

I was in the truck and I was like...

Right now? Oh my god.

Very beautiful.

And in my head I even thought, I'm going to share it with Cookie. Maybe we can do something together.

No, for that, dude.

That's the thing I find super cringy about my three sisters.

But it's one thing to do that and another thing to send it to her, dude.

I feel like I'm going to...

Don't fuck up the rolo-tototototototos that have come out, dude. I'm sorry. Pincha Rolota. Yo, yo, en mi época, ¿se acuerdan que les conté de mi época de panda? Sí, claro.

En mi época de panda. Canta tu canción, por favor, cántales tu canción. En mi época de panda,

escribí una canción de amor. Ahora es cosas de las Martingui de Rodri. Escribí una canción de amor. Sí. Escribí una canción de amor con... I wrote a love song with Dani Llamas, my friend, who has been to all of our shows and went to Thailand with me.

And I wanted it to be like a panda thing. Please sing it! But don't put me in the frame when I'm singing. No, no, we're going to respect each other. And if any musician likes it, if there's a producer on the table.

But don't see me.

No, you guys.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh my De un año y yo a un Te extraño mis intentos de olvidar te hasta ahora sido en vano a pasado más de un año y yo aun te extraño No siento Las caricias que le hacías a mi piel me hace daño ahora quien la

recibes My skin hurts Now who receives it? He is killing me My goddess, my princess, my reason My everything, my madness, my obsession How to thank you for what you created in me How was it that you could run away? How did you leave me like this?

And you left me here

Wow! Superfans!

She wrote it!

She wrote it herself! I wrote it to myself!

So the band of him wrote it to you!

So you wouldn't suspect! I'm going to send you my EP. I learned it, and I'm going to tell you why. Daniela Llamas and I went to record a studio. Because of the studios that you paid for the CD, you know, very professional. And I was like, I'm going to send you my EP.

And I was like, I'm going to send you my EP.

And I was like, I'm going to send you my EP.

And I was like, I'm'll tell you why. Daniela Llamas and I went to record a studio. One of the studios you paid for the CD. It was a very professional studio. But because I genuinely wanted to do the Panda feeling. Just tell me you felt it.

The melody already exists. I felt it.

No, you invented it.

I invented it. It has a variety of repertoires.

I invented the Panda melody.

Let me tell you something. I'm gonna say something, despite the cringe it gave me, I feel like it's something extremely talented. 100% is something that if someone sang it, they would say, I heard that in the album of bad thoughts. 100% And I want to tell you that I imagined you in Vans, with your jeans but glued to your skin. With your red gloves, a pink skull somewhere. but Pegados a tu piel Con los guantes de red Con tus guantecitos de red Una calaverita rosa en algún lugar, güey 100%

Y sí creo que deberías de llevar esto A las plataformas digitales

Este, de audio

Vamos a hacer lo posible Vamos a hacer lo posible

Con el productor Alex Alex, Alex, márcame Y tengo varias Tengo luego las versiones Tienes otra muy buena I have a lot of versions. You have a really good one. But I'm not going to sing it.

I want you to know that we had a great time.

I had a really bad time. I didn't like Creech at all.

Until you said, it's for me.

It's for me.

You lost me there too.

But nobody was going to write me a song.

So I wrote it. I mean, yes, but not my god, my princess, my reason.

But it's beautiful.

That's why I'm telling you.

It's not that I'm a witch.

Come on, girls.

My obsession, how you please. Besides, you're making me a pastor.

Yes, I was Catholic.

Yes, yes, yes.

I'm a sinner.

I'm a sinner.

Of course. And now I'm going to like, shush, shush, shush. I'll sing the other song for you one day, but if we reach a million, I'll sing the other song. If we reach a million, Fernando will release his EP and we'll make a music video of Mi Dios, mi Princesa, mi Todo, mi Obsesión.

What's the name of the band and what's the name of your band? I have doubts. It wasn't a band. It was me, because Dani Llamas didn't like the stages anymore. She was like a co-writer with me. So you were Fernanda Martin, like Fernando Colunga from Ultimate Experience? I had the intentioned panda film, and I made it 35 years later, but don't ask me the multiplication tables, for example. 3x2?

3x2, 6.

Dude, I liked it, I liked it.

I liked it a lot, I liked it.

I just wanted to say, my god.

You know what, my friend? You're going to understand me. Because you're music like me. Listen to this. I really tried to change the rhythm when I got to the chorus. You know? So that you could feel the feeling of, here comes something else. It's another section.

It's another section. No, no, I put in the will.

The self-denomination of yourself. From my god to my princess, my madness, my obsession. My reason. Lautra de nominación de ti misma de mi diosa mi princesa me lucura me obsession me razón me razón Justo So she doesn't See the horror Princess of Solocura, su obsesión. Sí, dije, órale. Pero me gustó. Mucho gracias.

Siento que esto debiste haberlo contado en el episodio de Lulus.

Porque...

Ah, pero bueno, también.

Ay, mucho. Ay, te lo iba a contar. Te lo iba a contar, ay, mucha.

Pero me gustó mucho, la disfruté. Gracias, amiga.

Gracias por público. Muchísimas gracias. Y a las copas también por mandarnos sus historias.

Sí.

Sí.

Ay, oigan, pues quiero cerrar con esa bonita rola de Fer Martín.

Me gustó muchísimo.

Creo que no hay nada que reguernos. Nada que tarde de lo que contemos va a ser como de, Bueno, querías cringe, ¿no, perra? I don't know what to say. I don't think any story or anecdote is like, I mean, yes, the role of Fern Martin, but the... I mean, no, I don't feel like we're going to match it.

Only the one with Priz.

Yes.

The one with Priz would be if we had the full video. No, no, no. The one with Priz, no.

The one with the glass he sent. Also, that I upload it to Facebook. I'm gonna go with the fetch. I put that filter on all of the videos, like a VHS, recorded with a handycam. And that's super medium, my princess, my reason. Super medium.

100%

She can be the protagonist of the video.

It's super 2004.

You can be the protagonist of the video. I sing like, and you guys play my band.

And in the end it's just Priscila singing her own thing. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I loved it, I loved it. Tell us what your favorite moment was, share it in your stories. We love you so much, we love sharing things with you. Thank you for sending us your stories

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My God, my princess, my reason,

my everything, my pride, my obsession. my everything, my pride, my obsession.

Ready.