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Last game, it's cause he's using hog EQ and he's literally a cringelord.I'm going, I have, I have five days.No, oh my God.I have four days and 14 hours to reach ultimate champion.Lock the fucking clan, what is good?Bro, our clan refilled back to 50.

The OG Jinxy versus back.Oh my God, no logs pushed up.How do you bottle nine points lead?Is this guy, is this guy talking about Arsenal?Bottle a nine point lead.Wait, what?

They're still first in the premier league.They're only three points ahead of City.Wow!Wow!Clan, what is good, yo?Clan, what is good?

Daddy.Yo, bro, is that actually balls?There's no fucking way, right?You got Arsenal today?Okay, let me tell you who's gonna win this game, bro.Here's the guy with ball knowledge, bro.

Arsenal versus Atleti.Okay, so what do we have?We have Arsenal, is a well -rounded team.And we have Atletico Madrid, where I can't even name a single player.Oh, wait, I know Obra.Oh no, wait, they're actually stacked.

Wait, what?Marcos Lorente, Obla, Antoine Griezmann, Alvarez, Coke.Yeah, they're actually locked.Okay, now, who does Arsenal have?Llores, who is kind of out of shape.Like, I'm not even gonna lie to you, I think Llores is maybe eating too many burgers.

Llores, who is out of shape.Gabriel Martinelli, who's really good.Declan Rice, Zubi Mendy, who has a cool name.Martino Regard, Gabriel Salibre.Listen, bro, Arsenal is gonna win this game because of these two guys right here, bro.Gabriel and Saliva.

Arsenal is the most boring team I've ever watched in my life.Only football game I ever went to was Arsenal versus fucking Sporting, and I'm never going to a fucking football game again because of that.But, because they're so boring, they're good.So they're gonna win 1 -0.Because, yeah, they're gonna win 1 -0.That's my prediction.

Now chat, here is the deck I'm rocking!Um, I got back into Clash about two days ago.Here is the deck that I'm rocking.Hero Barbaro, Evo Bats, Evo Furnace, Berserker, Giant Skeleton, Graveyard Goblin Hut, Poison!This deck was sent to me by a fellow clanmate, but in I believe two or three days, or no, four days, the Hero Boulder is getting added to the game, which might make me grind.Okay.

Now, because I'm in League 3, I haven't pushed up at all.That means all of my opponents are gonna have a rock in their head.So, as long as I play somewhat proper, there's zero reason why I should lose a singular game today.Zero reason why I should lose a singular game today.Now, the deck I'm using is a very defensive, chip -style graveyard deck.I should probably Bar Barrel this.

She's gonna lock the Giant Skelly.Nice!Perfect Bar Barrel timing.Oh my god, if I could just...OH MY GOD!Wait, this guy's underleveled.

Those bats are gonna do a lot of damage.Bro, if I would have Barbarreled Ability earlier, he would have snuck under the Delivery.The tower would have - it doesn't matter.THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!There's no reason why I should lose a single game.I should go 37 -0 all the way to Ultimate Champion.

What's up with everybody using Hog Decks?I'm not gonna have enough time to put the Giant Skelly down.Okay, cool.He's gonna go Knight.Hero Knight, Infinite Avernus.I'm gonna go Barbarian Shmarrow.

We're up 3 ,600 damage.Honestly, this guy should FF.Wait, I'm used to League.Barbarrel reroll.Bro, you can do so many tricks with the Barbarrel.I should go Skelly here to keep the bats alive, eh?

And then we go Furnace opposite lane, because the Furnace is gonna attack the Hog, and then it's gonna support the Giant Skelly.Berserker to DPS the Tesla.Nice!Nice!Wait, wait, the Giant Skelly!I should always be graveyarding with my Evo Furnace here.

Barbarrel!That's a big push!Poison that bitch out of there!Yes!League damage!He's gonna go Hog Rider in 3, 2, 1, now.

Alright!I'm gonna go Giant Scout in the back.Now he's gonna go Hog Rider right now.Bro, put the Hog Rider down!Damn!All right.

Now he's gonna go hog rider right now.There we go, baby There's a 0 % chance that I lose a singular match today and I'm gonna go undefeated all the way to ultimate champion Let's go bro.And then next season when hero bowler comes out, I might just get top 1k finish I would say good game, but it wasn't really that close, but I'm still gonna say good game anyways.High fives get record on the screen One win zero losses have not lost a game.I have a feeling I'm gonna go 75 and 0 Okay, this guy's name is Hunter, maybe he's using the Hunter.Let's go Barbarian Barrel.

Golden, ah!All right, I'm gonna go Bats on top of the Golden Knight to DPS him down.We got our first Recruits player.Oh my God, I hate this card.Let's go Barbarrel here.Oh my God.

Wait, Furnace is gonna kill that.Hold up, Furnace, I need you to kill that.Furnace, I need you to kill that.Bro, I didn't know he was gonna go Barbarrel.That was a really bad Giant Skeleton.Wait, the Bats, the Bats, the Bats, the Bats!

Ooh, a little bit of a Panic Arrows.Is the Goblin Cage fast enough to outrun the Bow?Yeah, he is.See, I should go Berserker to save Elixir.I wanted to go Furnace and get Greedy and get to my Evo faster, but we're just gonna calm down.Remember, as long as we don't make any major mistakes...

should go undefeated.Let's go Furnace right here.Cool comp collected.I mean, bro, since I retired from Clash and returned, I think I'm just gonna be the greatest player of all time from this point forth.We're gonna go Goblin Hut in the middle, and we're gonna poison that down to the floor.Really good poison here.

Really good poison.The flying machine's gonna do - PRINCESS, WHAT ARE YOU - PRINCESS, SHOOT THE MACHINE!I just took - no, no, I just took 2 ,000 damage.I just took 2 ,000 damage.All right.Furnace behind the giant skeleton.

Calm the fuck down, everybody.Bats over the middle.Bar barrel twice.Nice little double bar barrel action.Ladies and gentlemen, I think we're hard countered here.Okay, I'm not gonna say hard countered, but ladies and gentlemen, I don't think this is a good matchup.

Like, not even in the slightest.Because I have no good way of killing his flying machine, and then on top of that, I have no good way of killing his recruits.So I think here's what's gonna happen.He's just gonna keep putting recruits at the back with five brain cells clattered into his tiny head and he's gonna win the game because he's just gonna slowly chip me out of the game.That fire spirit jumping was huge though.I'm gonna probably eat that zappy because it doesn't matter at all.

We're gonna go bats early to lock them out.Goblin hut over the middle to defend the recruits furnace behind the giant skeleton after the arrows go down and then we're gonna have to go giant skeleton for the first give it life Nice giant skeleton at the perfect time.Keep the furnace alive or evo furnaces cooking.Wait a minute Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we're gonna go bar barrel and then I should have poisoned We're probably gonna have to poison.I'm not gonna lie poison poison Why did this guy's troops not do?What?!

Evo bats, we are losing by 400 damage.This would have to be the greatest win of my entire life.The bats, the bats, the bats!He had the arrows, nice!Get one elixir from that exchange right there.We're gonna go hut over the middle to defend the recruits.

Furnace behind, poison here to kill, and I think we just lost boys.I have to spend all my elixir on this hog rider.No, the golden knight, no, no!Wait, he just sold.DOUBLE GIANT SKELETON!DOUBLE FURNACE!

THIS IS ALL WE GOT!Poison on the flying machine and the zappies.Where did my giant skeletons go?He's gonna hawk.I gotta furnace the bridge.This is our only hope.

Poison!Skeletons go!Skeletons go!BAR BARREL GO!EVERYBODY GO!GO!

Literal hard counter.E -moding.E -moding with a hard counter.People are still using this stupid -ass deck a year later.I -I -I -I -I want to puke.So his peak is 1100 medals below my peak.

I mean at the end of the day, he's brutally mobbed.Alright, I have my update record to one win, one loss.Bro, it's so disgusting losing like that though.It's so fucking disgusting losing like that.Never put a troop there.I don't know why he would put it - Don't put a troop there.

Just put it at the back.Because the reason why that's bad is because now he's fighting on my half.And I have the help of the princess tower and he's gonna have the help of his princess tower.Actually not a terrible rage.You know the thing about the barbarian barrel is I feel like it's every time you put it down you just get value.I just feel like this card is just infinite value.

Okay, Fernando.So chat, we got a tied game.Recruits for the second match in a row.Yeah, I have a feeling I'm gonna break something today.Are we dead?No, are we deadass?

Another person using recruits.Don't spawn a fire spirit.Oh my god, if that would have spawned a fire spirit.No, I need to kite this backwards.Oh no, I just lost.I'm gonna sack this tower.

because why would I sack this Jinxie?Jinxie, why would you sack the tower?Why would you sack the tower, Jinxie?Because now our furnace is supporting our giant skeleton and then we're gonna take his tower.Unless the Evo recruits actually shut it all down, which if that's so, I'm just gonna literally end my life in GTA.Nope, okay, beautiful.

See, bro, sometimes in Clash, when you're down damage and they push, it's actually a good thing.Barrel barrel here.Wait, is this guy three crowned?Okay, he's not three crown, but my god, that is an ungodly amount of damage We're gonna go poison onto his weak side tower and take out the furnace.Well, we're not gonna take out the furnace, but it's close now We're in an optimal position because all of his pushes are gonna come down this lane and we can counter push We can counter push all of his pushes.Let's go berserker at them.

Yeah, that was the worst graveyard I could have did literally imaginable, but it's okay because we're just gonna poison Okay, I'm selling the game.I'm fumbling the game.I have to wait for the fire spirit to jump and then I can bats quickly.Nice, perfect timing.Okay, we take a ungodly amount of damage.But to be fair, it's all my fault.

We should go furnace over the middle here.Barbarian to roll the recruits.Berserker to protect our furnace.Bats over top of the left side recruits.No, that would be overcommit.Wait, bat archers, bat archers!

Giant skeleton on top of the furnace.We take no chances.Now we go furnace.Wait, that needs to hit the mini Pekka.Nice!K .

A.Nice!Oh my god, the furnace is still alive.Okay, so to maximize value with the furnace, we should do this, this.Nice, oh my god.Bro, we just did so much damage.

Okay, we're gonna go Evo bats.The furnace takes a lot of damage.We go furnace on the right side.Berserker low.Wait, we're just gonna go all in, because he's going all in.We're just gonna go all in, because he's going all in.

And we should win.I think we won.Yeah!My hairy nuts, Fernando!Suck my hairy cock!As long as he's not a miner, of course.

Oh my god, my dad challenged me to a battle.Dad, are you sure you wanna battle me?Dad, are you sure you wanna battle me, Dad?All right, Dad, let me make a deck.Are you absolutely positive you wanna battle me, Dad?All right, Dad, I'm gonna go in with a random deck.

Are you absolutely positive you wanna battle me, Dad?Let's see what deck we got here.Sparky plus Goblin Barrel?Chad, I was actually golfing with my dad earlier today.So, Dad, why are we ignoring a Goblin Barrel?All right, you've gotta be quicker than that, Dad.

Okay, so he goes Witch at the back here.Whoa, so we might take a decent lick of damage Oh, okay.We just lost our whole tower.Wait, no, no, no the sparky's still alive.This this is really good Wait, he has bats.That was actually the best bats.

My dad could have did right there.I'm not even kidding.Holy damage though Okay, we're only up 200 damage.Why is my dad bming?All right Oh, I should have put the goblin barrel one tile to the left because the tesla can hit it from there I think royal delivery hard counter full counters the baby dragon and takes no Did my dad just accidentally do a speedy loon?How the fu - How does he know about that?

Bro, my dad just did a speedy loon.Oh my god, I'm actually gonna lose.My dad just speed boosted his balloon.And he's yawning.All right!Bro, dad, what deck is this?

My dad used to play Giant Mega Knight.What is this?Valkyrie?Bro, does Sparky ever shoot?Dad, if you can defend this, you're the GOAT.Dad, he's gonna go bats on the Sparky, yeah.

But the barrel, the barrel, the barrel.All right, he should be almost poison damage.Nice, okay.Bro, if he balloons the bridge, I have to just sack my tower here.It's a really good p - WOAH NO!DAD!

WHY WOULD YOU USE THIS BROKEN CARD?!Oh my god, my dad's a Mega Knight player.Oh my god, my own blood is actually a Mega Knight player.I'm disgusted, dad.My own blood is a Mega Knight player.I actually can't believe this.

So he does still use - Okay, wait, my dad just lost the game.My own father is a Mega Knight player.Bro, dad, what's up with the BM?This is a poison and a half here.Yes.Yes.

Holy damage.Yes.Wait, the Mega Knight's distracted, look at the Sparky!The Sparky!Yes!Dad, ggs, bro.

Dad, ggs, dad.Dad of GGs.Bro, what is my dad's deck, bro?Mega Knight?Giant Balloon?Bro has no defense.

You know what, bro?Playing against Logbait is better than playing against Recruit for the third game in a row.This guy's probably a Logbait player.Oh no, he's not using Logbait.He's using...I forget what it's called.

I think it's called Hyperbait, I think.Yeah, Hyperbait.Hyperbait, which means he probably has like a Skeleton King or something.Okay, the Furnace is gonna hit the Archer.Furnace hit the Archer.Furnace hit the Archer.

Furnace hit the Archer!Or the Firecracker.Wait, pull it back.No, I wanted to go berserker early where I wanted to go berserker early that way I could Keep the mega knight in the radius of a bomb, but it's okay.We're down 400 damage.We should be good

elixir though He ain't got no elixir.I have no good answers for that.So i'm just gonna have to eat that I'm gonna have to eat that and then probably go giant skeleton low and then graveyard with the giant skeleton Because the valkyrie was a slight over commitment by him.It's down a lot Okay, we need to go bats to get this bitch off the board.I hate this card so much So it's one of these days.Okay, so it's one of these fucking days huge huge huge.

Yes.Yes so much damage, okay How am I gonna defend this giant skeleton should do pretty well, okay, we're gonna go low furnace this way We can deal with the skeletons first and then we'll go berserker to deal with the mega night.Yeah, bro It's just firecracker dip.That's all this is this might actually be like the dumbest way to lose I'm literally losing to a firecracker.Has this guy done any other source of damage or now bro?Has he just done firecracker damage?

I need this to be tower.I'm gonna lose nice the firespear jumped I need this to be ta - Oh, I should've poisoned instead of going bats, that's on me.PLEASE, THE BATS ARE ALIVE STILL!YEAH!WHY NOT?!He's gonna go Goblin Barrel.

Yeah!Oh my god, what a cringe lord!Skeleton Barrel, Firecracker, Goblin Barrel?Bro, hang it up!Dude, I think we can get League 4 today.Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

Hang it the fuck up, mijo!Wait, wait, wait, Barbarrel, reroll.Nice!Bro, the Barbarrel's so good.Oh my god, I love that.I love that for you, sis.

I love that.Okay, so I don't want to be over -exaggerating, but his tower is completely gone.He just poisoned and spent 5 elixir on a Bowler.So all I have to do is just sack the boulder damage and we just win.Yeah, his tower is literally gone.Oh, okay.

He had bats.I think his tower is still gone though.Yeah, I have so much aura.You can't just spend nine elixir, buddy.Wait, is that out of range?Shit.

Chat about a fart.Do you guys want to hear it?That was like a triple fart.Yo chat, did y 'all hear that?Yes or no?Did anybody hear that?

Y 'all did or didn't?I'm eating weak -ass fart.WRARE1, muted.Wait, did y 'all hear it or not?Furnace to snipe the mortar.We should eat the boulder because it's splitting up damage.

Barb barrel to deal with the miner.We don't need the graveyard.We can just poison So we just probably start attacking the right side tower.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.

Yeah.Yeah.Also chat.Here's some ball knowledge If we keep this tower up this tower is gonna be easier to get because the king won't be activated We're not gonna get that left side tower until the last like 10 seconds.We're gonna poison or honestly the last five seconds That's a dead boulder and a dead, uh cannon cart.Wow, because I Because I messed up, I might lose now.

No, no, no, we're good.Whatever we do, we just have to take no more damage and then cycle back to the poison.That's all we gotta do.We have to take zero damage, though.It's a little bit too goddamn easy, Zeus.First BM since I've been back.

Let's go!10 -year badge, whoa!OG versus OG.Another day, another victory for the OG.10 -years badge versus 10 -years badge.10 -years badge versus 10 -years badge.

Barbaro!Scheisse!Furnace low.Probably a poison.Beautiful.Furnace jumping at the witch!

Oh my god, the furnace is such a fucking broken fucking card.Oh my god, it jumped into the witch twice.Are you kidding me?Yeah, the furnace is so good.Okay, defending a golem and single elixir is always a little bit dicey because if you make one mistake, you lose your entire tower.Now, I believe this tile right here is the perfect kiting range.

Bro, this guy has two witches in his deck.He's using golem double witch.What a freak.Berserker to predict?No.I thought he was gonna put the miner behind the...

It's okay, it's okay.Bro, I thought he was gonna put the miner behind the pronus.We ended up defending that just fine.Really good defense.All right, Sparkle, let's see what you got, baby.This should always be a barbed barrel here.

If I don't know what to do with my hand, just barbed barrel.Redo it.Nice!Bro, we get tower damage and mini P .E .K .

K .A damage.The barbed barrel's so good.He might zap.Good boy.Giant skeleton in the back.

Bro, okay.Now we're entering double elixir.He's using golem double witch bro.I'm pretty sure I showed one of my friends this deck like 10 years ago This deck is og as fuck.This is what I mean.Like there's no reason why I should ever be losing Oh, no, I just sold bro.

I thought he put the witch.Okay, I might have just lost I'm not even kidding that which is problematic on the left.No, no, we're good.We're good Giants got us in the bridge graveyard foe shizzle.Nice.Okay, Barbara for the bow That's a dead Valkyrie.

Keep the fucking furnace alive.Yes.Wait, what the furnace died all G all GLG He's gonna ability the mini Pekka furnace Lotus night for dragon poison to get some chip damage and take out the witch ding -dong The witch is dead Okay, Furnace, lock the witch now!Nice.Giant Skeleton?Furnace stays alive, that's game, because he just wasted a Night Witch.

Oh, yeah, that's definitely game now.That is definitely game now.Yeah, bro, I'm just gonna put a golem at the bridge while you have 20 troops coming down the lane.What are you doing?!All right, next loss, I'm off.So, fair warning, this could turn into a 37 -hour stream.

I don't think I've ever in my life seen somebody start off a battle with that.Brother, he split three musketeers first play of the game.Are you shitting me?All right.Is this guy mentally ill?Oh my god, this guy mentally ill who in their right mind would split 3m and single elixir Okay, so this guy's using the three musketeers spam decks.

We have to beextra careful defensively.We might lose this, y 'all.I'm not even kidding.I'm poisoning the fuck out of that.Alright, should I Barbarrel?

If I Barbarrel, do I take no damage?Well, no, the left side's more threatening.Oh my god.Bro, thank god I didn't Barbarrel the right.Yeah, he kinda just gets auto damage on me here.We're good.

We have four days to hit Ultimate Champion.I gotta go up one league every day, which is very doable.Furnace the back.Next loss I'm getting off.Fire Spirit jumps, nice.Giant skeleton to keep the furnace alive.

Okay, this should fire spirit jump.Yes.Let's start graveyarding this guy.We have evo bats supporting as well That might have been the worst poison any human has ever done, but it's okay because the bats the bats the bats the bats He's gonna go battle ram the left bridge.Yep We're gonna have to wait and then go like that and then go like that and then go like that and then I think our tower is gone.Yeah furnace jump

I have to go Giant Skeleton to keep this furnace alive.Yeah.Okay, this is our last chance of winning.I have to wait and see if he battle rams.He might panic and battle ram.Yep.

Berserker's gonna shut that down completely.We should go double Barbarrel.Barbarrel again!Barbarrel again!Please God.Please God.

We lost, boys.I'm not even gonna lie to you.Kill the Pekka!Kill the Pekka!Kill the Pekka!KILL THE FUCKING PEKKA!

He's old, I think.I hope.Fire Spirit jumped!Okay, his Muskies should be dead.We have to eat the right side.We cannot defend the right side of the map.

There's no fucking way.His only spell is zap, so hypothetically we could win.Well, not if that happens.Brothers, I'm gonna keep it a buck.I think I just sold.Why is that doing so much damage?

Why is that doing so much damage?Bats, help!Our barrel has - Furnace, take his tower for the love of Christ!Why are his pushes so gigantic?KILL THE PECKA!Giant Skeleton has to be the game winner, or we lose.

This giant skeleton has to be the game winner.We have 20 seconds.I might've lost because I barb -barreled on defense and not offense.Yep, I think I lost.If I would've barb -barreled on offense, don't ever emote again.Jkowd will now punch you in the face.

If I just barb -barreled on offense, I would've won.It was just sack and barb -barreled on offense.That is it, bro.Oh my God.Oh my God.Oh my God.

Yo chat, should we try Rocket League on PC today?We've never played Rocket League on PC.Hi Vice, could you boot it up?Or do I have to sign into my Epic or some bullshit like that?Hi Vice, could you boot it up?Bro, that's so ate.

Oh my god, we're in.PC Rocket League.For the first time in forever.Ladies and gentlemen, put up chat on the right side monitor.For the first time in forever.You have an ugly car?

You have an ugly hairline.How does that one taste, pal?Sorry, I don't, I'm sorry.Your hairline's probably very nice.I actually want to apologize for that.Your hairline is probably incredibly nice, and that was extremely out of line.

I'm sorry, bro, and it won't happen again.again.I'm a piece of shit chat When is the last time that y 'all have I was gonna say choked your chicken, but then I glitched out chip It's the last time y 'all have choked your chicken.Okay, guys, I'm gonna be attempting rocket league on PC today.The graphic should be better Oh, hi guys TTS TTS for sure.We'd have eyes.

My controller's not moving hide mine My controller isn't moving hide mine.Whoa.Hi guys.Hi guys Wait, I might know the solution.High fives, I fixed it.High fives, I fixed it, I fixed it.

Yo, high fives, TTS, TTS.Chat, ask me any question, guys.Well, no, not any question.Don't ask me, like, stupid shit.Chat, TTS, 180 titties, TTS.Let's go, guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, Rocket League on PC.First time ever playing it.Let's do this shit.I remember I wanted to play so many times, but I knew this moment would come, now it's my time, I gotta make up for all the nights that my mama cried, I'm going in, I'm going in.Dogemanmilk cheered 100 bits, what up you fat sperm head.RBBetty, first time ever on Rocket League on PC.

Janko288 cheered 100 bits, when his Pokemon box opening.Bro, I canceled it because, what's it called?My accountant said it's financially irresponsible to spend 80 grand on Pokemon.So I decided to not do it.I am at the point...Bro, I haven't watched One Piece in so long.

So I don't want to say it without spoiling it, but do you know when Bartholomew...Hi guys, make the game sound lower, TTS sound higher.I'm at the part in one piece where Bartholomew zaps everybody and I don't I don't want to like say it How long are you going to play League for?Let me focus, let me focus.Turn the game down, turn the game down and then turn the TTS up.How long am I gonna play League for?

I don't know.Yo Jinx, see I know it's a joke but a lot of kids watch you and it's just not good to normalize lust like that grousty much -loved toad.Bro, what are you saying?No!What did you say?Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Alright.Alright.6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7 6 Teammate, do you wanna play any defense, teammate?Ask who?Bro, bro, can you play defense?Why am I the only guy on net every time?

Oh, okay.I think my teammate is brain dead, I think.Really worked it up with her.Yo, bro.There is no bonnie blue collapse.Shut the fuck up I'm not even kidding.

My tomato is legitimately awful.Sanya, Miho, Kex cheered 100 bits.Demo!You get the 95 goal lead.What a demo.If I win, you pay for my colleague.

What a demo.Bunkbite, which cheered 100 bits.Search up Tiffa Lockhart.Trust me, you will.I might be washed though, I'm not even kidding.Chat, I might be washed.

Goal!I missed an open net?Am I a fucking MVP?Yo hi guys, can you pull up chat?Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I don't know, I probably won't play.So washed!

Oh my god!You were never good, appreciate that.Oh, how is his defense so perfect every time?Oh my God, Antonio, you don't miss.Wait, wait, wait, wait!This game is not over!

Thank you, God.Bro, this game is not over.Chat, this game is not over.This game is not over.No, no, no, it's not over!Shh, shh, shh.

It's not over.Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.Watch.It's not over, it's not over.Alright.Yo bro, I think you should never type in this chat again.

Guys, we're back in the game.We're actually back in the game.Oh my god, oh my god.No way we came back!No way we came back!Say walahi, bro!

Oh my god, it's awkward, it's awkward.Oh!Teammate!Teammate!Teammate!Oh fuck!

What?!Teammate!Oh my god!The greatest comeback of all time.Oh my god, we came back.Oh my god.

Teammate, shoot that.I thought they scored, I'm not even kidding.Probably in a couple of days, bro.Oh my god, I beat him to it!I beat him to it!Nice.

I - I didn't - What?!OH MY BITCH!Oh my god.Oh my god.That's my favorite game of Rocket League ever.And that right there is why you never quit in life.

That right there is why you never quit.Hey!Appreciate you, my boy.Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.Appreciate the positivity.Chat, maybe the greatest comeback of all time.

I'm not even kidding.Wait, yeah.Aren't the lightning playing?I might catch it.I don't know, though.I might do a long stream.

I have nothing to lose from that.Chat, I have a special stream on Saturday, by the way.Chat, I have a special stream Saturday.I can't say what it is, though.Fun.Bro, oh my god, I forgot about Deadlocked today.

bro i'm not even kidding i don't even know if i'm going to beat deadlocked before 2027 because i don't want to practice that level i just want to like big dickhead predictions for man united v liverpool this weekend liverpool liverpool mate i'm actually playing good Yo, on PC Rocket League, you actually play better.What was his question?No, no, no, no.What was his question?Yo, yo, yo.What the fuck was his question?

No, dadadad.What was his question?So your friend died and you called me tubby?I just don't even - I think you're trolling, bro.I'm gonna be honest bro being handsome Like bro being handsome is literally half RNG It's half your spawn point and then half of your effort Brother you can like wait premier league team of the season is in FIFA Bro, looking good is half of your effort and then half your energy.Probably not.

Over the middle.Oh!Oh no!Fuck me in the ass!What a save.Hey jinx to love the streams and love you and play Clash of Clans or else I'm not playing cough.

I'm not playing cough buddy.What a touch by me.He over the middle 100 bits what happened in her life that you came out looking like a sperm cell.How does he say that?Yo, plat 2 is calm.That one's on me.

That one's on me chief.That one's on me chief.That one's on me chief.No, no, no, no, that was dummy crit 0 for cheered 100 bits.You should catch up on one piece, bro Yeah, I should I have not been grinding it for one piece of grind.So I actually got a new TV in my room today I never had a working TV in my room and then I got one yesterday.

So I watched 150 cheered 100 bits.Hey, Jimmy, thanks for the head yesterday.When are we gonna repeat that?Yeah, that never happened, bro Remy underscore.Oh, oh seven seven seven cheered 100 bits.How is your kid coming along?

Oh my god.My two is calm.Oh, whoa Hi, Jinxie, how's your day going love from Nova Scotia, Canada me, bro Shout out to Nova Scotia and shout out to you and your girlfriend, bro.My day is good, man.My day is good I'm always in a good mood, broBro, I'm always in a good mood.

Because every day you wake up, you know, you're not guaranteed to wake up.So, enjoy the moment.Enjoy the moment.That was the most disgusting - That was the most disgusting gold I've ever - That was the most disgusting gold I've ever seen.Stewie cheered 100 bits.When's the next tournament?

I hope this weekend.It would be cool to have one every I think the next one is on rocket League Which is gonna be great because the last rocket League when we did was to be to be shit on trees We get more people in and chat.I'm gonna be better.It's my last moment goal jinxed See, are you playing chess today?I might honestly I probably will I fucking love chess.I Oh my god!

Bro, how did I get that much power?I don't know how I got that much power, though.Nein!Thank you, bro.Love you, too.Love you, too, man.

Pass, pass.Oh my god.Patrick!Patrick!Guys, I swear to you, I'm playing way better on PC.I swear.

she's a superstar 100 bits.Hey, Judy, do you eat it on the first thing?Uh, yo mods never let that guy type in the stream again.She was who the world cheered 100 bits Look at him.Usually.Why are you playing shitty?

Who's the our games like flash and late?Yo, bro, I'm gonna be honest.I If you complain about the games I'm playing, I'm just gonna ban you, bro.I'm gonna play the games that I wanna play.I don't care.Because no matter what game I play, people are gonna complain about it.

So I just play the games that I wanna play.Like, literally understand how annoying you are.If you don't wanna watch a game, just leave the stream, bro.I don't care.I literally don't care.No one is forcing you to be in the stream.

I'm just gonna play what I wanna play that day, bro.Okay?You're like literally solid or shared 100 bits.How much did clash pay you to play again?I have been paid zero times by class route to play their game ever I've never been paid a single cent to play class around they've never paid me to play their game.He must still snatch a chip 100 Again, I play games.

I've been playing the game for 10 years.I'm at experience.I have a 10 -year batch hoping the same for you from Texas Romex playing good on PC, dude.I have Bro, 2026, I'm growing out my hair.I'm not kidding.I said it 2025, but this time 2026, I'm actually growing out my hair.

I'm not kidding.I'm gonna have long hair.It's not a year with me!It's gonna happen gifted if you beat my training pack by scoring three goals 76 fc fat bb 16 1f 52 I'm not bald bro.It's not here.We go.

I'm actually going on my hair song for a kid shit 100 bits first season ever on siege emerald to 1 .4 KD thoughts if it's your first season on season your emerald you're either lying or you're destined for greatness Nobody hit Samurov in the first season.I'd be like the best you could hit in your - ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, MY CARDS HERE!What am I most excited to play?TA6?Wait, what did he say?Oh, I can't wait to play GTA 6.

Bro, the RP servers in GTA 6 are gonna be...CINEMA!Like, they're actually gonna be fucking cinema chat!Deadass!Get that weak shit outta here.TID!

Isabelle, I'm not late.I've been live for an hour.I'm early, Isabelle.How the fuck do I...No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, This is the - This is the best I've ever played.It's literally just because I'm on BZ.

This is the best I've ever played.I'm not even kidding.This is the best I've ever played.OH MY GOD!No, I'll play For Honor.I'll play For Honor today.

Hi guys, can we download For Honor?Bro, I haven't played that game since beta.Maxi cheered 100 bits jinxed.So you should start paying your clippers We work very hard and it would motivate us to clip more bro.Um, most of the people that clip my stuff get paid by tick -tock Not all of them, but most of them I think like 70 % of them probably maybe more maybe 80 % But tiktok's weird though.You might have to make a new account I think on tiktok as long as the clip is a minute long you get paid by tiktok on cpm Cartier Shades underscore cheered 100 bits.

Free Palestine and are you playing Rainbow today?Yes, I'm playing Rainbow and Free Palestine bro.Yes, I'll be on Rainbow in like two hours.Give me that ball.Chat, best Rocket League I've ever played.I'm not even kidding.

Best Rocket League I've ever played.When is what?I couldn't hear you.Bro, I should get on For Honor today.I'm not even kidding, chat.I should.

I haven't played since beta like 12 years ago.Go.Maybe not today, but tomorrow maybe?I don't know.Dude, I missed that game.I already answered this a thousand times.

They've never paid me once.Zero dollars.I played the game for ten years, I have a ten year badge.Like, Jesus Christ.Also, that's not legal!You're not allowed to...

You're not allowed to play a game for money and then not say it's for money.That's literally not legal.It would have to say hashtag ad.It's not legal!It's illegal!Jesus Christ!

Goal.Three goals for Jinxie.Oh.I'm telling you, these plat players can save good.ANOTHER DUB!I think I'm almost plat 3, I'm not even kidding.

I think I'm almost plat 3 guys, I'm not even kidding.I hit it?What?scoring three goals on this training pack 76 F seek bath BB 16 152 more wins Two more wins two more wins two more wins two more wins two more wins two more wins guys two more wins Guys two more wins two more wins guys two more wins y 'all that it's literally it two more wins Guys I've never hit plat 3 before I was here in the chat 9 9 I'll take that one from you, brother.Two more shots, two more hits, two more hits!Over the middle, yes!

He's AFK, gore!I'll take an AFK goal every day of the week!Oh my god, let's go!That's not a video, what?Hit that, hit that.Yo chat, can you play For Honor on PC or is it just console?

It should be PC, right?Should be, should be?I got there too late, that's so unfortunate.But chat, are players sweaty on PC?But then again, on For Honor, I should be the lowest rank in the game.I should be the lowest rank in the game.

I'm not even kidding.Yo, get out of my stream, dude.Please.Oh my god.What is that?These guys aren't even watching.

That's 100 % my teammates fault.What happened to the chest guys that is what do you mean what happened to the chest right, bro?I played 39 days in a row.I play chess.I'm on a 39 -day streak.I'm grinding my nuts off about it for the first time oh my god mine boots 214 underscore shit 100 you may go Hagen is seeking you force the stream real quick.

I need to get water and use the bathroom Yo, bro, I'm not like I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna do that, bro.There's other people watching too, bro.Go.You know what?My teammate redeemed himself, chat.Bro, we're about to be plat 3.

Overwatch!See, right now I'm grinding League, but maybe.Bro, I gotta get good at League, chat.Yo, chat, how long does it take to get good at League?I never played Overwatch, man.Chat, how long does it take to get good at League?

How long?Forever?Never.Alright.right.Five years.

Gold, please.Get in the post, are you shitting me?Wait, is Iceman Drake's album?Y 'all listen to that.Did I just do like a ghost touch?Couldn't do that if I tried.

Somebody in the wait flip reset.So chat, let me get this straight.My first ever flip reset is a own goal.Are we dead ass?Hey HiVice, can you pause the stream and pity our ass?HiVice, ignore him.

Ignore him.Ignore him.Ignore him.Do not listen to him.You do a great job, and I hope you know that you got me into gaming and I love it I was going to join an r6 tournament with some friends, but my pc broke a while ago Thanks for keeping me entertained with your streams.Yo w guy man.

Very holy kindness Guys the problem is more toxic in 2026 bro.If you compliment somebody it's called a glaze bro.Not everything's late We're like, we need to do more compliments guys for the rest of our life.100 bits chillin combi and my girl truly love her vids.Thank you all the good nights and laughs big dog, bro That is such a sweet message, bro.Him and his girlfriend watch the videos when they go to sleep.

That is so cool We're not forfeiting teammates.Stop being a pussy is a bellunk zero wn cheered 100 bits Jimmy Stewart Yo, Isabelle, my name is not Giddy.Am I in Game Chat?Hello?Yo.Wait, how am I in Game Chat?

Can you hear me?Yeah, I hear you.Bro, let's win this game, bro.Get it, get it.Oh my God.He keeps demoing you, bro.

All good.I need you to score those open nets, bro.I'm sorry.I'm sorry.No, no, that's BS.Come on, bro.

You're better than that, Blaze.I'm sorry.I'm sorry.I'm sorry.I'm sorry.Yo, Blaze, did you hit the pen?

What?Did you just ask me if I hit the pen?Blaze, did you hit the pen?No!I did not hit the pin, bro.Wait, what happened to my YouTube?

Alright.Oh my god, you're selling!No, no, no, no, no, please.I glitched, bro.I glitched.See?

Oh, you glitched.I glitched, yeah.Alright, do you want to do another rematch on a 2v2?We party up and do another 2v2?Yeah, bro, sounds like a plan.Alright, bet.

A winning record, that's all that matters.5 1 3 9 4 0 cheered 100 bits.If you lose you have to do comedy night Jack's not L buddy.It's it's I was gonna get it off after that.Anyways, bro 100 bits I've been watching since the old jinxed severs Thank you for making these the worst years of my life kid.Hi guys, search up for honor download for honor guys Today is a magical day No, no, no, have I searched up for - Okay.

I appreciate that.Yeah, oh my god, this guy's right in my backyard, dude.Yo, bro, listen.Yeah, no shit, I'm bad.I've been playing the game for three days.Everybody else has been playing for 15 years.

Fuck off, bro.No shit, I'm bad.I don't - what?What do you mean I don't like him?Bro, what?I don't - I don't - I don't don't like anybody.

What are you saying, bro?Yo, wait.Hi guys, download - Hi guys, download For Honor, please.Hi guys, please.Yes.Hi guys, download For Honor, please.

Download For Honor.Why is there a hundred different DLCs?Hive Eyes, just get on the regular shit.Download For Honor, Hive Eyes, please.Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.There it is.

There it is.Oh my god.Yeah, I'm gonna be on with Dante's stream.Kerstv cheered 100 bits.Hey Jiffy on a scale 1 out of 10 how was Bonnie blue?Ladies and gentlemen, look at what we're downloading right now.

Look at what we're downloading.Now this is a blast from the fucking past.I have not played For Honor literally since the beta.Chat, I forget the character that I mained, but he was the samurai.He was the samurai.He was the samurai.

Yo, high fives.What's up, dawg?Before we go into For Honor, obviously eight minutes left, you should try out the typing game.Bro, high fives.What is your fixation to this typing game, bro?It's so good, bro.

Load it up.Load it up.Load it up.Load it up.Load it up.Load it up.

Load it up.I was gonna play a game of chess.High fives.I'm a strategy gamer, bro.You know that.Yeah.

Like, I'm a strategy gamer.Siege, chess, clash, league, um...Yeah.Usabilities.Do you want a fucking cookie?You don't control the cards, you don't do shit.

You place the card down on the field and...in two lanes.I don't care.Yo, Hivemind, take that.Okay, Hiveeyes, play to the typing game.Play to the typing game, Hiveeyes.

Yo, chat, you guys wanna see my typing skills?You misspelled sentence.No, show the chat.This guy just misspelled sentence.Hiveeyes, are you dumb or what?How much you wanna bet downloading For Honor crashed the stream?

All right, chat, here are my typing skills, bro.What is knockout?Hiveeyes, what is knockout?So, what should I do?Duel?Yeah, buddy.

It's the thing is, I'm not gonna die because my typing is fucking elite, Hive Eyes.That's the problem.Also, this is good practice for League of Legends, dude.I'm gonna have to let you go now.How scary could the game actually be?Welcome contestants, the game begins now.

I'm not big enough for this lobby.How do we talk?Uh, guys, how - Oh my god.Good try, good try.Not everybody can type fast, it's okay.Of course Haibai's recommended this.

Let me play one more.Let me play one more.Let me play one more.Let me play one more.Let me play one more.You're worthless.

Appreciate that.Tell me to play one more, ready?Guys, guys, it, it, it, it, it, guys, it's the, um, it's the, uh, it's the, it's the, the typos is what fucks you up, y 'all.You type like an ingrown toenail.Yeah.The thing is that analogy literally doesn't even make sense.

How can somebody type like an ingrown toenail?Uh, do ingrown toenails type?Type harder.Play the finals.Retweet.When is the sidemen charity match?

Uh, that was literally two weeks ago, bro.Were you dropped on your head?We're not gonna have a single typo.Good luck to all my fellow - good luck to all my fellow typers out there.I have no game sound and my keyboard's not working.None of those words are real None of those words are real.

None of those words are real.Oh, I got an achievement first blood, right?You know what the method is to go slow, but to not typo the method is to go slow, bro Joe has no shirt on so you swear to God Joe has no shirt on you mean Joe Bart has no shirt on oh my god, I'm in a game.I figured out the method It's gotta go slow kill you worst game ever created.It's the worst fucking game ever fucking created Yo, I downloaded for honor.Hi fine.

Where is it at?I'm not good at typing.WHAT HAVE I?Where is it at?Where is it at?22%.

Yo, chat, we are going to be entering for honor probably tomorrow.I played this game in the fucking early of the earliest betas.Like I'm talking the first week the game was out, I played the beta.I have not played since.Chat, what was the name of the samurai with the long sword?That's who I used.

Was his name like Fushi or something?What was his name?It was the samurai with the long sword.Kensei, yes.That was my goat, bro.Kensei was my glorious fucking king.

Kensei was my glorious king.I'm gonna pause this and then re -download it tomorrow.Dude, Kensei was my glorious king.All right, chat, let's play some Siege, y 'all.Solo champion on PC!A lot of people said it wouldn't be possible, but we're doing it!

Salt Lake City Major kicks off this May.The Salt Lake City Major runs from May 8th to May 17th.Chat, I'm telling you this right here, right now.Mark my fucking words.Salt Lake City Major is the first major stop that's gonna win.Trust me.

It's gonna be the first major stop that's gonna win, bro.Trust and believe that.Believe that.He finally actually has a competent team.He finally actually has a competent team.I'm booting up the game too.

I'm booting up.I'm gonna go single, but I'm booting up Siege.I'm booting up Siege.BRB.She's a superstar girl superstar girl.All right, yo chat.

We have a banger video to react to as well We have a banger video to react to as well guys now chat.You guys know how I Like I always I always say bro that nobody ever clips my good moments Well, this guy did this guy fucking did y 'all this guy did wait what she's a superstar girl superstar girl chat now We have a moment.We have a video.Oh my god.I'm farting.Oh my god.

I'm shitting now Y 'all know how I always say that nobody ever clips my good moments in rainbow six siege.Well rainbow six siegedid it, bro.The name of this video today is, These Clips Prove Jinxy Is Actually Insane At Rainbow Six Siege.Now, I can already see the YouTube comments.AI generated.

Fake.AI generated.You're fat.I snuck in the last one.Brother, these are my best highlights of all time.I've never watched this video.

I'm excited to watch.Very excited to watch.That's ambi, professional player, just wanted to say.Don't chow, don't chow, do not chow.Don't chow, don't chow, do not chow.Uh, you know, but my ego said otherwise.

Now this video is going to get me fired up to play Siege.Wait, I should probably move my camera over here chat, bro.Look at how locked that I am right here I always stick my tongue out when I'm locked in.Oh Okay, that was more so luck I was shooting the barricade open for me going I love this clip.I love this clip.Not to like sort of toot my own horn here, but if I may notice how I use my utility So now I know we can't convert it all away and then I swing off of this Like I force him one way with the tuber out wait about a fart chat turn up your volume That was literally a turtle head sticking out.

I have to wipe after this Force him one way and then swing the other way bro force him Wait, I remember this boy died on me, bro.I remember this.I remember this.I remember this.I remember this.I remember this I remember this Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best!So you guys know rainbow six hub wait, he's a youtuber he's really good bro.He has like my god.Look at young jiddler Why did I just call myself that it's the can effect Bro, look at the young diddles.Kay, uh, he has like 107k subs.I'm gonna do an intro.

Chat, I was so pale here, dude.So here we go, here's the intro.Okay, we've seen this, Indra.TO RAINBOWS!We've seen this.SICK SUB!

YOU'RE A LOSER!STOP BEING A LOSER!Bro, chat, I was skitty here.I was skitty.LOSER!IT'S SUB!

NOW!Dad, nice.Nice.Nice, Jinxie.Good job, bro.No, I make plays mingo dad ain't in dad can't another one hopped in right it's your glider with three bullets Hopped in

Oh my god Was like the Sun in my room why is my face on fire here Oh my god, this is like tw - okay.This game was from 2022.I'm not even kidding.I'm pretty sure I got 20 kills this map.This is a 20 kill game.I remember this.

This kill was crazy, I remember this.So chat, that door is like the most common thing people peek on for now.And then I shot his body.There's no way he heard that though.Chat, there's no way he heard that, right?Wait, oh my god, Iron Man Club, this is smart.

Dude, you know the thing about that is the only way to really do this is the gun camo has to be default because if Tim was like good, he would know the gun camo is not default and you have to have no charm.So if you're ever going to use Alibi, always make sure it's default with no charm.Wait, why was this in the video?Why why was these clips prove jinx?He's insane.Yo, why was this in the video chat?

What was that?What was that?What was that?Why was that okay yet again another clip is the Sun in my room Oh my god, I actually like a chat here bro chat All I gotta do is just get long hair chat if I get long hair clear skin, and white teeth, it's over.I'm not even kidding.I actually look like a Chad Light here.

I'm back bro.This is like one of the first times ever played on PC.What is Zenty typing?Like god, this guy is so ill. I'm nine and one on PC I'm gonna see but these are the things that nobody clips and this is why I love this video No, no, no, nobody clips these moments best controller player alive.Somebody clip that please Okay, that wasn't a true statement, but I would just feel to myself bro chat, but nobody clips it Hey remind me to go into match replay right now that that'll get the my green screen go oh this was the day i broke my green screen chat who remembers this day well no i think my chair snapped or something same day where i wore the green screen no i'm flanking and still die how do you know i'm flanking and still die tell your auntie i said hit me up let's what in the mother of god like bro i don't remember any of this go how do you know i'm flanking and still die straight up on some real Dude, look at this 2021 clip.What is this?

Whoa, nice.This was before leaning without aiming, and this is when you could cook meat.It's such a perfect meat.Clip it.such a perfect made yo, they're gonna push site.They're gonna push site 20 21 again this when I was on turtle sense, bro This is such a OG video bodied.

Oh my goodness.Where are you going, bro?I think this is still to this day my favorite season of siege ever It was the most ever played this wouldn't mean stopping played a thousand games of rank.This was neon Don Operation Neon Dawn and it was right when the new xbox came out So everybody was jumping to 120 frames and it made console siege feel amazing because everybody was on 60 before Neon Dawn was such prime siege.Where are you going?You're lost Dollar Tree headset Okay, but no this is the season after Neon Dawn because I have a diamond Neon Dawn charm here This was the season after Neon Dawn Dollar Tree headset That's disgusting another one did I wallbang this guy?

Bro, what is my face cam?Chat, this was before HiVis.Guys, this just shows you how bad I am at streaming.Because before HiVis, this is literally what my streams consisted of.You couldn't even see me.This clip being terrible.

Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.That's why I don't use LowSense anymore.

Bro, because if you're on LowSense and you commit to somebody being somewhere and they're notthere you're dead Every time that is a doornail.Why are these clips in here?What the hell?Oh my god That's what that gif is from bro.I don't even remember this.

What a W baby.Oh, man Yo, W rainbow six up.He mixed in some shitty clips, but I don't really care.He had some bangers in there He had some bangers in there chat W rainbow six up y 'all chat.Let me grab this grab that Eight minutes of AI, the last 20 seconds are real aim.All right.

Okay, guys, without further ado, without further ado, can I Nicholas D. Stewart?Bro, I just realized I have the same middle name as Monkey D. Luffy.Chat, Nicholas D. Stewart, Monkey D. Luffy.Can Nicholas D. Stewart solo queue to champion?Let's see.All I know is that I like Wiener.

Can Nicholas D. Stewart solo queue to champion on PC?Can I do it?Can I solo queue to champion on PC?I don't know, a lot of people say I can't, but I say I CAN!Chat, let me make this deal right now.Oh my god, we got a game instantly.

Bro, is Seed making a comeback, bro?I've never in my life seen a two -second queue time on PC ranked.That's insane.Brothers, I'm not even gonna lie.bro.If Siege's anti -cheat has gotten better, Rank 3 .0's coming, new map is coming, a lot of people are becoming pro -league, big pro -league events are coming.

Siege could have a good year.Why are we banning Theme Park?Do you guys wanna play Emerald Plains?I'm so curious.Bro, you know what's funny, is if we would've got Lair, I would've left the game, shut down my entire PC, and probably just laid in bed.But we got chat today.

So now I'm going to drop 25 kills.Yes.See the difference, bro chat.Here's the thing about life.Life is a butterfly effects, bro.Let me explain.

If you step on a lady bug on accident, you might've saved somebody's life because, because you killed the lady bug.What if the lady bug, you didn't step on it.And then some old man was like, Oh my God, look, that's a lady bug.And he's not looking at traffic and a semi truck runs them over.It's all about.Butterfly effect of life, bro.

If I would have got there, I probably would have shut off my pc but because I got um chalet now i'm gonna drop 25 kills.It's just It's just how it is y 'all.It's how it is dumb.Thank you for the five gifted dumb to get five gifts and appreciate it What are you even yapping about?If you're not ready for the combo, you're not ready for the combo Ladies and gentlemen, can I solo q to check?Why would you c4 yourself, bro?

Both outside library.Suddenly they're coming from games.What a start to the day.I'm telling you chat, I'm gonna get champion on PC this season.Wait, one of our teammates C4'd ourselves?Why did our other teammate leave?

What's happening?You just started your day?No, I, no bro, I'm talking about the hypothetical start to the day.I'm not explaining myself.What's understood doesn't need to be explained.Quote of the day.

What's understood Doesn't need to be explained by the coop think of it.It's your one daddy.Put it inside my ass w coop in the chat Y 'all yo, can we not see for ourselves, please?I mean like come on I mean like I don't care if you go oh and nine but just try to win if you're seaflooring yourself Like i'm actually gonna turn this shit off.Hopefully your last quote of the day first time chatter.All right Are you playing controller?

Yeah, aaron i'm playing controller on pc 100 play peacekeeper on for honor brother.I used to play the uh samurai guy Robin of Blade for Honor!tomorrow.I got y 'all 10 seconds left.No, not at a roachie roachies Can say can say yes, that was my go.That was my OG.

No, not fucking master Shifu.I'm talking about for honor, buddy Very terrified beef with the five gifted beef appreciate you daddy.It's like we're getting a free win, bro This guy just left.All right, shall I get my PC stats?Does this not make you another one's up to mud?All right One's in game right now, hopefully.

I'm gonna be honest.I've intentionally showed my cock to my like lifelong friends.That's normalLike, I've literally intentionally showed my wiener to my lifelong friends, deadass.Yo, Slendy, thank you for the prime.Mildog, thank you for the prime.

Appreciate you, bro.Mildog, thank you for the prime.Jinxy, your hairline is extra pushed back today.Appreciate that, Jacob.Yo, uh, any logical chatters today?You're a hard -stuck gold, by the way.

Uh, no.I'm not hard -stuck.I have an 8 .5 win -the -loss.I'm literally gliding through gold.What are you saying?I'm like, I'm like, I'm like skating through gold.

I love the bushy eyebrows XX.Bara, bara.Jinxy, you should play warden.Uh, I would play warden, but I don't have a one -inch penis.Cool, now I think I'm ready to prime.What type of controller do you use?

Uh, I just use a default controller, bro.Uh, all that, like, other bullshit is kind of just placebo, bro, I'm gonna be honest.And I use Control Freaks, but honestly, bro, Control Freaks might be placebo as well.Probably not, but I like Control Freaks.I like control freaks because like you don't have to um, move your finger as much Bro warden is good.What do you mean by that?

It's not that warden's good or bad It's I literally fucking despise the people who auto click warden auto click ash on attack Don't throw anything blame their team and over swing.I despise those humans So i'm not gonna play warden out of literal spike for them I can't stand warden mains I don't care if you occasionally play warden, but if you're a warden main, like, I literally fucking hate you.And I'm not destroying that ward.I hate it You're everything that's wrong with this game.The same people that lock warden are the same people that lock ash They the same people that lock warden.I'm so fucking good The same people that lock warden are the same people that lock ash.

They don't drone.Uh, they only play for kills They overswing they sell 3v1s 2v1s and they only play for kv I literally hate everyone that mains warden now if you play warden, I don't care but if you main warden Let's watch a show under a piano door.Oh my god.I suppress actually already in man, bro What the fuck got the second to a trim?Basement window Boxing in bar last minute or for us.That's just rude.

OhI'm sorry, I wasn't trying to be rude, bro.I see you're about to hit champ.Yeah, I'm alright.Now I've hit champ already this season, thankfully.Well, you're about to retake champion, brother.

Good shit.I appreciate that.Thank you, though.Yo, Jinxie, what the fuck?I'm not Jinxie.I know I sound like him.

No, not you.Old Pearl over here.I get that a lot.No, I'm not Jinxie.I'm David.Kind of murder something No, not the guy that murdered.

Okay, Jesus.No, not the artist.My name is David, right?My name is David.My name is David Jones.Come on How long till league I don't know I'm gonna I'm gonna just keep coming What I'm gonna do today is I'm gonna dominate seeds and then I'm gonna dominate me and then I'm going to go in my bed and dominate my wiener Guys, I just want to say I've been playing this game for 10 years and I've never seen three people rage quit before we should be proud of ourselves Dominate me.

Who do you think is winning Salt Lake City?I don't know my face plan boysYou too, Big David.Yo, my Katie's almost a 2 .1.I'm so talented.Bye, daddy.

I love you.I'm average.Bye, daddy.Is there any, like...Yo, chat.Guys, guys.

Can you guys name one video game I'm bad at?Guys, name one video game I'm bad at, please.I'll wait.Siege.Apex Legends.Rocket League.

Minecraft.CSGO.League of Legends.Most games, honestly.Life.Okay.

I actually probably should have asked that.Chess.Wait, now that I think about it, chat.i'm actually bad at every game i play on this stream besides r6 and clash those are the only two games where i'm within the top one percentile of players those are the only two games yo chat you guys saying i'm bad at minecraft that minecraft marathon's coming up y 'all that minecraft marathon isin let me check the date two weeks Jack that minecraft marathon is in two weeks Y 'all literally two weeks Ron is gonna carry you bro The rules of the minecraft marathon are simple though it like if any of us die at any point in time We have to restart so like even if Ron has maximum diamond armor if I die, we have to restart wait ban Oh my god, this map pool is like sent from the heavens This is the most beautiful map pool I've ever seen.I don't know if there's a single map on here I actually dislike.

She said Travi, you work too hard.Yeah guys, the Minecraft marathon is May 16th.May 16th, y 'all.I need to watch some videos and do some research on Minecraft before, so I'm not a moth puppy.Champions League?Chat, what's the score to the Arsenal game?

It's 1 -1.She's a superstar, girl.Superstar, girl.All for the happy.The Last of Us?I don't know what I'm gonna play to that game.

Don't you know I'm still standing Better than I ever did Looking like a true survivorfeeling like a little kid.Jack with the five gifted.Jack put it in my eye.W Jack, don't you know I'm still standing after all this time.Picking up the pieces of my life.

You're the area, keep the bombs protected.PC champ with a 2k D on roller.Would that be Oro?Would that be Oro?Get a job.You're not leaving gold.

Simulator.Let's get a 2 .1.play overwatch.You will like it, bro.I've heard I would hate overwatch.I heard from people that overwatch would make me miserable.

Chat watch this.This is already vastly different from my last game It's not even that like I had by the end of the game for my teammates left and it was just me oh guys the league of legends uh rank resets only for the top ranks only for the top ranks only masters plus fast bro chat i wanted to maybe fluke a placement series and then get to bronze shiza it looks like we're gonna be in iron for a minute y 'all it looks like we're attack on titan update bro i've been slacking guys i'm not giving updates on aot because i've been slacking i'm like 40 percent done with season four like 40 match all right Bro, I'm like 40 % double season 4.I'm gonna be honest, I'm a piece of shit.I keep forgetting, bro.What the fuck is AOT?You don't know what Attack on Titan is?

Bar.Bro, some people just live under a rock, I guess.How - you've never heard of Attack on Titan?Never heard of it?Like, I'm not even saying why.I'm talking you've never even heard of Attack on Titan.

Are we dead ass?Can someone get hatches?I'm getting the hatch.I would, but I'm a one speed, so somebody else.Are we - are we leaving this open here?No, I like girls and I'm employed Yo, bro, you can have a girlfriend and still watch attack on titan.

What's that and have a job?What's that brain dead argument?Is that it's that look?I'm saying they're going for a big push.Yo, I'll go hold your cam you it just joined you.Oh, no, no rotate.

Yeah, thanks for holding this guy's inside my one small bank.I think I lit somebody as well.We got this That small bait guy is tagged.Honestly, chat, why would I swing?Chat, honestly, why would I swing?Yo, yo, in bake, in bake.

They haven't shot the cam.Two in bakery, two in bakery, two in...Behind the thing, behind the bakery thing.Two bake, two bake, two bake, two bake, both bake.Yo, lions crouch close right of the rotational.They shot the Yo wizard you sound like dinksy bro, okay, okay band jack or no band.

Don't give me, you know, I'm still standing better than I ever did jd.Can you pause the stream?I need to walk my dog Uh, yeah, but tb the thing is we would be pausing the stream for thousands of people So TB, just go to the YouTube stream on YouTube.I don't know if that was a concert or something.Um, yo, bro, if you go to the YouTube stream, you can pause.I think it might be.

Was that Hannah Montana in somebody's mic right there?Nah, that was just me, bro.Chat, so the League of Legends ranks reset today.Wow.Yo, do they do any other updates?Chad, do they do any other updates or no?

Sweet ass.Grab us a drone direct.Oh my God.getting fed you're still gonna be iron, bro.All right, yeah.Yeah.

Yeah You guys don't know how dedicated I am Bottom white looking at burning up white right now.OhI'm in like lollipop land.I load into a game.There's no cheaters.Yo, Jinxing when the naked streams coming Amazing question when?

Yo, I'm not gonna lie W teammates for like not TK and Jinxing I think that's the problem.You just gotta play PC, bro Yo, guys, what is y 'all's ranks on Siege this season?Y 'all been grinding?Yo, I played mad cheaters in D -rank all the way to Emerald 1.Did you hit champ?Bro, I've played so many fucking cheaters this season.

It was so bad at the beginning.Recently, it's not been too bad.It's only like high diamond.Yeah, I haven't ran into a cheater.I don't know why.Count the blessings.

Wait, so what rank do you start actually running into cheaters?Because I'm still gold right now.I mean, they're not supposed to be there, but I'd say like Diamond, yeah.Diamond, you start running into him, you hit a lot in champ elo too.Is that his son?Is that his mijo?

Chat, is that his mijo?Yo, Jinx, do you think you ever play mouse and keyboard or you gonna stay on controller?I don't know, bro.I'm gonna try to hit champ on controller on PC first, just to aura farm.And then I'll probably try to learn mouse.Chat, that's his mijo.

That's his mijo.You should go, bro.Yo, bro, I'm gonna be honest.One, I'm not good enough to go prone siege.Two, even if I was good enough to go prone siege, I would never do that because it would just affect my stream.I would never do that, ever.

Yo, they didn't even reinforce Christmas.Did he run down?He's crouched, he's crouched.He might peek you from the head holes.Stunner, stunner, window.Where's Lee Sin?

Got the most cool, calm headshots.Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.I'm in like lollipop land.I don't know what's happening.Oh shit, he's in freezer.No, freezer, freezer.

Bag, freezer.I don't know how to explain it.Every time I queue a game of ranked, um, on PC, there's no cheaters.I don't get team killed.My teammates aren't annoying.Little 11 year olds and the other team just sucks.

I'm in lollipop land.I just can't lose.May as well just play another one.This is my plat game, bro.PC plat here.Alright, I'ma go pee, I'ma go pee.

But I may as well play another and then hop on League.Yo, hi guys get the fuck off warden I'm not playing that dog shit.Hell.I don't play that stupid shit.Oh my god.I'm out of the park Jinx you do a Marvel rival streamer tournament, bro I don't even know how to play to that game.

I don't even know how to play that game.L dictator.I'm not playing fucking warden I'm gonna hack probably three molly pads for three cams.I'm not even kiddingI'm gonna have three camps because everybody drones from this hat You'll see you'll see you'll see Play overwatch.I've never played that game before bro.

So what's better overwatch or marble rivals surely overwatch?Yeah, I'm kind of like in league right now.I think I'm addicted to league right now, bro I don't know how long that'll last for 2016 was over watches peak Yeah, I remember my freshman year of high school.Everybody was playing Overwatch.I was playing Siege, though.But I was playing Clash, too.

But I was playing Siege and...Well, no, I was just playing Clash in 2016.And NBA 2K.I started playing Siege in, like, 2017.That was dope.2K17 was so peaked at.

Wait, do you guys hear that?That sounds like somebody's upset and rappelling.I can see!She said, Travi, you work too hard.White.She said, Travi, you work too hard.

This guy's making vert with 30 seconds left in a 2v4.Bar.There's another white.Nevermind, it's red and new.So easy!Prime, daddy.

Kanashi, thinking for the Prime.Zombie, thinking for the Prime.Walk, thinking for the Prime.I've never seen that Mozzie tech before.Dude, there was like four Mozzies on Redhash.Our chat said, WTF are you doing?

Farting.Chat, listen for the fart.How many hacks did I get?Did I get any hacks or no?No, dude, they blew it up.in two seconds.

Oh if they don't blow up the hatch, I normally get a lot of hacks, but it's okay one Okay, if they just like shotgun it yeah, like if they go like buck shotgun or you know, what it is Yo chat, have y 'all been enjoying the league arc by the way, dude, I've been having fun, bro, dude Tyler and Tom says it's like fun gotta be able to join the league arc, bro I feel like I could get out of iron first It's also good to just not only play shooters though, you know what I mean?No shot, we're playing with Jinx here right now.Yeah, me and my buddy just noticed that.Yeah, I just watched, looked on his stream and I was like, no way he's playing right now.That's crazy.I didn't even know he could get on PC Rivals for real.

Booba.Pretty sure he plays PC now.Yeah, I switched to PC.Yeah, I figured.Yeah, Mozzie, there's a drone right here.I'm shooting it.

Chat, Booba.I'm gonna get a C4 kill, I guarantee it.I think they're gonna open up Freezer.I can't.W -I -G -L -A.More fucking disgusting, but I love it and his twitch username is disgusting

underscore Jinx II All right, the furry discord misses you Is that the same guy that was supposed to be banned yesterday broken this guy get the hell out of the stream?One's above and one's going bar.Yeah, that's buck above bucks.No above.Yeah once bar, so Yeah, they got Freezer.Full swing, full swing, full swing.

I got you.Full swing.I've gone to Brixton while you were in the UK.Why the fuck would I do that?Jinx, have you watched Faker's highlights?Yeah, bro.

I don't even understand what's happening.It's like, here's the thing about League, bro.If I go to like CS and I watch Donk highlights, or if I go to Valorant and I watch Ten's highlights, like I can understand kind of what's happening.When I watch League of Legends highlights, I have zero fucking idea what's happening.I enjoyed our date yesterday, Jinxy.Thank you.

Uh, why bonds?I was not on a date yesterday.It's because you don't know the characters, bro.It's not even just the characters.It's the abilities, bro.Bro, the thing about League is like 70 % of my deaths.

I'm not even kidding when I say this.70 % of my deaths, I could avoid if I know what's coming.Like, I don't know when I'm going to get hooked or when I'm going to get rooted or when I'm going to get stunned.You know what I mean?70 % of my deaths, I don't even know what's happening.Deadass.

Bro, because there's 170 characters in the game.Also chat, have I lost a round today or has every round been a win?Has every round been a win?do you wipe back to front or back mods remove that guy from the stream?Should be a free kill in a couple seconds.We miss you doing the case openings, bro I don't know what's left to open on cases though.

I got two good knife bolts at this point It's just greed and greed is an unhealthy thing.I've gotten two good knives.I'm happy Can I have solid gloves?Damn, they got me.Uh, one small big.Opened your, uh, double on top, bro.

Alright, one's on four ping.Hey, jump to small big!Yeah, one's bottom red small big.He's on the fucking window, bro.No!Can I jump out?

I don't got it.Yeah, I don't got any good cams yet.Oh, one's walking in, bottom floor!On, uh, hell.One's on hell, five ping.He walked in the library.

One's still in the library, it's Lion.Lion walked in the hallway, shotgun.Good shit.Nice!Was that guy, like, the happiest guy of all time?Bro, I don't know what's going on, bro.

PC lobbies is, like, lollipop land.I actually don't know what's going on.Minecraft stream, when?Uh, uh, uh, May 16th.bro that guy was like nice i was the happiest human of all time bro i'm gonna be honest i thought rainbow six siege players were the most depressed people in the world and now i know that it's league of legends players brother league of legends players legitimately hate their life their teammates and themselves and probably their mom too bro league of legends players like i actually thinkif League of Legends players were allowed to like attack each other in real life, like attack their teammates in real life, they would do it every game.

Hey Jinxy, have you tried getting out of Iron on League?Oh yeah, thanks bro.Let me just go do that real quick.Brother, I'm in like hour five of the game.Fuck off.Bro, I feel like I just shouldn't get off siege until I lose a round.

I haven't lost a single round on solo queue.I haven't lost a single round, chat.This is insane.I got my show Why are you typing that emote bro, I like boggles why whyYeah, I don't know if I understand the point of rushing.I'm gonna make the play.

Whoa, that's a lot of recoil.My god, that's a lot of recoil.Holy shit!No one's in cocktail lounge?I think somebody's in freezer.And then, if I'm guessing, top white.

Like one freezer, one top white, but nobody's cocktail.Wait, nevermind.One's cocktail.So, maybe one freezer, one cocktail.One freezer, one cocktail.Wait, somebody just dropped downstairs.

Somebody just dropped downstairs.There's only one guy on site.White, come on up white.Kill the white guy.White, white, white.Look at white, look at white.

Kill the guy on white.Are you gonna play top lane today?Yeah, bro more betterfor me if that's even proper english should i play top lane with garen or jungle with hecarim run a poll because bro if dantes is coaching me he's gonna want me to play jungle with hecarim is top lane more fighting though chat i don't have to play garen i'll play whatever like i'll play whatever he has a plan for you bro chat should i play top lane with garen or jungle with hecarim can we run a poll on that i still have not won a ranked match chat I'm 0 -8, I believe.Jungle is cinema?I mean, bro, to be honest, it's all cinema.

League is just cinema.League is cinema, bro.It's all cinema.Jungle, you can't do anything against players?Bro, shut up, bro.Bro, League is just a cinema game.

But chat, what could I get more kills on?Probably just top lane with Garen, huh?Isn't that easier?Chat, what do y 'all play? What champion and lane do y 'all play? What do y 'all play, chat? Also chat, what are your guys' league ranks?And don't lie and say Challenger, because there's 300 Challengers.So, none of y 'all are Challenger. None of y 'all are Challenger. So don't even fucking lie. Bronze. See, that's a realistic rank. Silver. That's realistic as well, Kyle. Diamond. Okay, that's pretty high. Isn't Diamond really high? I'm gonna... If you spawnpeek this, I'm going to fuck you. I'm literally gonna fuck you.

I'm literally gonna fuck you in the ass.He's on bomb, close bomb, Chassid.Watch that flank.I'mma plant.I'm watching.Back up.

Tore down Castle.Castle!Main door, main door.I knocked one, I knocked one.It's just him, it's just him.It's just him.

It's just him.It's just him.Yeah, you can throw a drone.Throw a drone.I got it.You're better.

Let's fucking go, Platinum!Bro, I should have a 2 .1.Come on, what is my stats now?Nice.Good game.Good game, Jinxin.

GG, GG, GG, GG, GG.Yo, PC looking like a freak.Chat, League time or one more?Chat, run a poll.League time or one more?Bro, I'm looking like, PC is looking like a light pack.

I'm not gonna lie PC is harder than God or easier the console chat leak time or one more bro PC is easier than fucking console that ass chat lead time or one more What do we think?What do we think run a pole lead time or one more?Why are you drinking Celsius?Cuz I'm a pussy.I don't know.I shouldn't be drinking energy drinks energy drinks are for chads I don't know why I'm drinking it.

I'm sorry.I'm a piece of shit chat lead time or one more until you lose We'll be here all day, bro.I'm unkillable right now Vote, chat, vote, vote, vote.Vote in that poll.League timer, one more.League timer, one more.

What do you mean, weak -ass poll?See, and then I love, like, messages like this.No one likes League.Bro, uh, I'm pretty sure League of Legends is, like, the number one most popular game in the world.It's literally the most liked game in the world.Like, are you actually that close -minded of a person?

HX, think of it as your one.No one likes League.Bro, the League of Legends cinematics have, like, 500 million views.It's literally like a box office movie.Brad, think of it as a prime.I don't know of another video game that could actually get 400 million views on a video.

Bradley, when I saw that, I actually wanted to puke.That's insane.Yeah.10 years ago.All right.Every message I'm reading is just incorrect.

The cinematics were literally from where there was a cinematic from two years ago with 400 million views.Like League of Legends is literally like worldwide, probably the most popular game in the world.And it's fine if you say, I don't like it.that's fine But to say no one likes League is literally the most brain -dead garbage message I've ever read in my life It is the most popular game in the world and so they give it to them like that is just brain -dead It's not a good member chat Is there a way to track how many people are on League or you can't because it's a riot game?Yo vote in the poll vote in the poll.Okay, the chat saying one more.

All right, one more one more one more Chat, look at these stats, bro.PCC just looking light.I'm not gonna lie.PCC just looking light.Try Apex.I played Apex two times and raged off the game both times.

But, you know, I might try Apex again.I don't know.But, like, even though I'm shit at League, I, like, enjoy playing League.But when I was shit at Apex, it's like, I was just, I guess I just don't like Battle Royales.I don't know.More of a, like, strategy game guy.

I like how League is a strategy game.T3, think about it.Dash, think about it.Chat, what is y 'all's League ranks?Play it off stream.Yo, bro, go fuck yourself.

What is y 'all's league ranks?Emerald, gold, nut stain, four.Chat, can I play a chess game while we ban?No, nevermind.There's no way there's enough time.All right, chat, we are officially reaching the point where we're like almost in diamond lobbies on PC.

Almost.We went from like the bottom of emerald to sort of like high emerald slash diamond.Let's see if this is any harder.Let's see if this is any harder.Jinxy, watch How to be Annoying in League of Legends and go to 38 minutes into the video.What's it called?

38 minutes in?Definitely Yeah, of course, I'd love to great so I don't get it the Garen player is high.Yeah.Well, I'll help you out, bro What's the best leash I've ever seen on this side of the mist Jeff?Is this reddit humor?Oh my god guys my skin.

Yo, bro How'd you get that skin bro for located a bomb protected?Nice one, Rumi.They're peeking on the fucking wall.Suck my cock then.So you're telling me you saw him and you didn't shoot what's a mighty head level dipshit Yeah, he kind of does have a C Jackson actually kill Cade brah.I'm not even gonna lie I can almost not a hundred percent, but I can almost guarantee if I team kill Cade.

He's just gonna say a slurLike, I can literally hear it in his voice.This guy listening to the stream.Alright, this is awkward.What is that supposed to mean?This guy's deal, bro.

I can't really put jammers down on this guy.that like matter that much.I'm noticing a little bit of a roaming problem.Good shot by a zombie.I've gotten shot in the back in site twice.He went to the other wall.

Nobody's there.Planting behind the pillar.Planting behind the pillar.Nice.It's not a frisbee, man!Hold the angle!

What the fuck is that gonna do?Watch Rainbolt's latest video?Wait, what is it?Is it us playing, uh, uh, Geo?Is it actually?Let's see it.

That's not his channel.I have to find this?Find my dad?Hi, Rainbolt.My dad suddenly passed away.I'll watch this after.

I'll watch this after.No, Boggles, it's not always thinks it's about himself.It's because we played GeoGuessr a week ago.Boggles, shut the fuck up!Dinksy, do you care that I'm gooning?Well, Carter, I have no control over that.

But you should care because that would mean you're literally a loser if you're gooning to this.So yeah.Yo, Dinksy, I made you on FIFA.Did you make me handsome?Wait, I just realized Carter's back in the chat.Carter has to put in the chat in like he made you fat and bald appreciate that.

I've asked my grannyWhat happened to your face?Okay.It's gonna breeze over that.Identity has been compromised.One's coming to XL upstairs.

Mbappé called you.I think they might try to open a XL hatch.I mean, uh, Animus hatch.Why does everybody's mic sound like a PA system?There's like two or three XL stairs.C4 and then got fried.

Yep, League of Legends time.Yo, yo, he dropped the hatch.Drop the hatch.Drop the hatch right next to you guys.Nice, good aim.3v2.

Yo, breach.One breach, one door.One breach.So XL, XL.Walked in breach.He's laying down on this thing laying down this thing laying down right here laying down graders failed all friendly Derek think of it.

It's your oneBro, this could be the first loss of the day, chat.I mean, to be fair, I'm playing like shit, so I deserve to lose.No, fuck that fucking mindset!I'm gonna get a 3K this round.I don't know what the fuck, I'm talking like a pussy.

I'm talking like a literal pussy.I'm gonna kill their whole team.Jinx, you don't mute me, baby, I'll win it for you.Bro, I don't need you to win it for me, bro.I got it.Why would you mute?

I don't know, maybe - He's on my team, bro.Because this guy said his cock is hard?You need Dante's inspirations?Yeah, yeah, yeah.Trish you're corny as hell Adam FAO for you say that shit all the time.Yeah, but I don't locate a bomb Why do you like Ram so much Rams a top five attacker and ranked because you could just Throw a ram and they won't be able to hear anything within 30 feet Rams like the best operator in the game for like masking sound Rams literally broken opponents can't hear jack shit if you play 10 seconds to go

What the actual fuck am I doing?Oh my god.Hey chat, everybody say, uh, fucking goodbye to the Katie Wow, that Katie is in the gutter now I mean, maybe it'll be a 1 .9.We have to think of the rhyme Sayonara nice.It's fine.We're gonna get on league anyways, but I need to play good at this last game I need to clean this shit up.

I can't lose.I'm on such a good winning streak This game is 100 % my fault, but we're gonna come back.I believe you.Me too, bro.Me too.Don't worry.

I can hear you.You don't have to type.it.Motherfucker.This is on me.This is on me, chat.

This game's on me. I need to play better.Nice.I'm not even gonna read Boggles.Boggles, go fuck yourself, dude.Boggles, high five, stop.High five, stop.

Boggles, no.I'm done.Leave me alone.Boggles, I have one singular chin.I've never once had a double chin.High fives.

Okay, you can drone.High fives, I'll let you drone.Jinxie, is this guy bothering you?Carter, uh, no.Carter you and boggles both bother me bro.Like what are you saying?

I have eyes good drone work now I'm gonna kill their whole teamI knocked somebody I knocked somebody last ones on chassis on chassis on chassis on chassis last thing around pillar pillar pillar pillar I mean good trade baby good tradeHow are you champion with your teeth hard stuck gold Boggles, I brush my teeth every morning and night make thinking about DJ tomorrow I swear to God this boggles guys like deranged none of his messages are even logical None of his messages are logical if I could get if I could get a win here That would be like three dubs in a row Well, actually if you count yesterday, there'd be five dubs in a row, but I am selling this game.I'm selling Joshua the Nevada Ashton about sending love from Hungary.That's a lover.Hey, I don't even know.

Thanks You get me to the u .s.For vacation.Yo chat.What is the best state in the u .s.

To visit?What is the best state in the u .s.To visit for nature actually, Utah the tarp, Florida I don't know if I'd say Florida for nature unless you go to like the Florida Keys, maybe Montana.Yeah, that's a good one.That is a good one, Montana, and it's not even close, but let's look at images of Montana Let's look at images of Monterra.

I gotta go to Monterra before I die, chat.Look at this.bro.Look at the water too.Wow chat.Look at this, bro Bro, if you live in Montana, you have such good RNG because like Montana has such a small population So like the odds of you spawning into Montana, let's see the population actually there are there are more people in Tampa than there are Montana if you spawned into Montana, you just have good RNG Well, we finally exited lollipop Thank you

Montana I'll show you around you hitting on me bro.No chat dead ass though if you spawn into Montana That's such a good spawn point.There's a population of a million people.That is literally like a that's such a bro 300 million people live in america and only a million people live in montana so if you live in the u .s there's a one in 300 chance you live here bro look at this shit bro if you're from montana you must just like bro imagine walking outside and just taking a piss imagine that you just walk outside and take a piss broHow many people live in Tarpon Springs?

Probably like 30 or 40 ,000.Bro, Tarpon Springs is like a small city.You are not welcome in Monterra.All right.Tarpon Springs solos.All right, well, we came back.

Yeah, bro, literally.They're downstairs.They're downstairs.Do you have EMPs?Does anybody have EMPs, actually?Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do the parking.

Yo, did you get the Kate off the main bridge?Cause I can get it.Yo, hold the virtue disadvantage right there, Ash.I'm in animus right now.Did I get free fire?I didn't even see it.

One's behind a pillar on A. He's peeking you, Snake, peeking you.He's on the heddles.Kate is one shot.Or eliminated all friendly.I mean, Jesus Christ.I can't catch a break, bro.

I'm just dying to like horse shit.Okay, chat.What is a state that mogs Montana?Actually, name of one state that mogs Montana in terms of just nature.Washington.That is pretty nice for somebody said Croatia gracious a country but every time I look at it in geoguessr It looks fucking nice.

Croatia is goaded.Croatia is goaded, dude They get a hole on a main bridge did that workThey're pushing up on here.There's two.One's on top square door.One's on three ping right here.

One's pushing back.I'm watching the connector cam.It's a grim.Walked in.Walked in.Walked in connector.

Distort cam.Distort cam.Currently in connector.He might walk into a pillar.That's my, uh, that's my, uh, Fenrir and, uh, connector.I've never even died to that.

He's all the way in connector.Def.Yeah, man. I definitely didn't hear him vault.I heard him vault.I heard him vault, but I assumed he was vaulting into, um, the breach.Like a, like a non, like demonic player.

But he got fanned and then vaulted.I've never - I didn't even know you could hop up on that.Alright chat, what is this video?Hi, Rainbolt.My dad suddenly passed away about two months ago.I would do anything to find the location where this photo was taken.

This was the only family trip we ever took outside of my country.I have no recollection of where since I was so little.I hope it's not too hard to find." And when you look at this, not only is it beautiful, but you also probably think, wow, there's so much information here.There's no way that this will ever be difficult to find.You couldn't be more wrong.

but it's also one of the most fun geolocations I've ever had because it uses techniques that I don't think I've ever shown on this channel or that I don't think I've ever used in a geolocation before.And so I'll tell you exactly how.Chat, that's definitely like Greek text right there, right?Cause of like the Z's.I found this.So immediately what I did was, obviously we can see in the background here, it's Greece.

Not only do we have Greek language, you know, some Mediterranean Greek architecture, but we also have a wooden pole here, which is if you didn't know, that's super, super common in Greece.So I sent this exact photo to a Greek geoguessr friend that I wanted to help me translate the sign in the background because well, when you do it with Google Lens or use kind of like when there's like not very much context given in the photo and it's kind of blurry with this like kind of quality.It did recognize that this word right here was business, but when there's words cut off or things like that, it's not the best to be able to translate this.So I texted the geoguessr friend and he said, the first word means business.the third word means renting and the second word is unclear of what it was i was hoping you know he would text me back like yeah the first word there says like crete hotel and we could just you know find it by googling the name but that wasn't the case if that also was the case there's no fucking way he can find the exact street it wouldn't make a very good video anyways so here we are After that context with renting business, I thought maybe it could be like three things.I thought it could be like one of those room for rent type tourist signs on like beach towns in Greece.

Cause we do see like a beach towel or towel sign.to dry out on the railing here.I thought it could have been a hotel because there's what looks like a two or three story rendering of a building here that maybe is advertising the hotel.Or I thought it could have been a real estate company.That helps a little bit, but there's nothing with the information that you're going to do because you can't search business renting Greece and find the location.But what you can do is use the phone number underneath here to hopefully assist you in finding this location.

So you can either do two things.What I did was I went into Photoshop, did Ctrl -L for the levels, and you can actually just mess with the levels here to make the background text a little more readable in the background.But if you don't have access to Photoshop, you can also use Forensically, where it does it automatically, and you can read it a little bit better through their magnifying tool there.We already have context that this photo was taken in Greece and Greek mobile numbers typically begin in a six nine format.And so I thought that that was clearly going to be six nine.And then we can see here a three, a two, a point here, a point here.

That should have been a four.And then this was the digit that I mean, it's quite literally one big blur that I had no idea what it was.And then nine, nine.I was like, I find it very impressive that, like, Rainbow it's like yeah, most people it's like yeah, this is somewhere in Greece because of the text but rainbow is like a human computer So like he can just find the exact pinpoint location of where you are.I think this is in Greece Yeah, tally that's we all tally we covered that base five minutes ago tally everybody knows this in Greece 9 .9 percent confident that every number here identified was correct but we're missing one number but luckily if you're only missing one number you only have 10 possible phone numbers this could be zero through nine then using obviously google you can search in quotation so it only shows youmatches 100 % match to your search.

I typed six, nine, three, two, four.And then I started with zero because we were going to zero through nine, zero, nine, nine.What the fuck?only 10 possible digits of this could be.So I went through one and we got back like this car garage business in Greece that I pretty much ruled out immediately.Like it was an active number with a business, but this is not a car garage renting or whatever business.

Looks like Tarpon Springs.Yeah.I think you're being sarcastic, but Tarpon Springs is actually like heavily Greek.Like the most famous bakery in Tarpon Springs is Hella's bakery.And it's a Greek bakery.Like Tarpon Springs is actually a Greek city.

Literally unless you know, yo guys, we know it's in greece.How many more people are going to type that?It's in greece They rebranded their hotel company or whatever it was.So I ruled that out But as I was getting these positive hits on numbers, I was pretty confident that one of these was going to be Yeah, they literally call tarpon springs little greece like tarpon springs is very greek curious since there was some But the rest we can see here, like this is just like a website that I don't even know what it does to be honest, but I kept getting this website that when you click it, it looks like someone's going to take over your computer.So I was like, uh, no, thank you.I don't think that anything there is helpful.

So I went through all possible 10 digits and came back with quite literally nothing helpful.We can see here, we have a hit here with seven and at least this is a real number.It seems there's a couple that we had instances that looked like real numbers in Greece.at least were active still.So then I took all those active numbers and I got my Greek, you guys are friend to call.I know this place in Latvia.

Yo buddy, this is in Greece.Like it's literally not in Latvia.This is in Greece.Are you hallucinating all of them?Cause I thought maybe, you know, just call them up.Maybe they can be like, Hey, yeah, we have a hotel business in Greece.

Here's where it is.No one answered.With investigations like this, it's important to know that in the videos, I'm kind of laying out as if it's like one linear path of how I got there.This was like a one or two day thing that took a lot of time and you get to a lot of dead ends.There's so many different things that happen that it takes a while to like rule out everything confidently.But honestly, I didn't know what else to do because we didn't get any hits on the phone numbers.

I thought, well, realistically, what are the odds that in 2011, a business in the background in Greece was digitizing their phone number online.In my opinion, the odds of that are extremely low.And so I kind of got - Yeah, it's 100 % in Greece.You guys are like speculating.It's not even up for question.Rainbolt said in the first 11 seconds of the video that it's in Greece.

It physically can't be anywhere else.It's not in Turkey.That's not Turkish text.I kind of rolled out the phone number and I just started manually scanning Greek beach cities because it looked like if they're going on vacation and there's a beach towel or like a towel drying here, you know, potentially that's a red herring, but I thought, let me just see if I can come across anything.So this is kind of the first kind of area I looked at.And honestly, a lot of it looked pretty encouraging.

You know, you'd see businesses with like some overhang.The thing is, is this specific city, like all of these roads don't have coverage.It's just the main road.And then I went through and looked to see if any of these hotels had a matching phone number.I would say like, I did get a lot of positive reinforcement from some of these beach cities where they had like, you know, that overhang.And I thought maybe it could be a sign pointing out that said like, um, like I was expecting it to be like,

room for rent or like a hotel sign.Oh, this is another thing that I didn't mention, but behind the girl's arms right here is like a little poster sign in the road.And so when I came across this town right here, I thought it could have been like an advertisement for something like food.So I thought maybe it was like a more tourist beach town.So then I looked at every single place in this town to no surprise, they came up short.And I know looking back at it, it's easy to say in hindsight that you made a mistake, but I should have committed to the phone number.

So then what I did was I went back and fully committed.Wait, I need to move my head so you guys can see the whole like image because you guys want to be able to see the sign that he was talking about.to the phone number, because that is a clear indication of something that we have.At some point in time, I can make a connection to some business with someone out there.So what I did was I used OSINT Industries website, which is a paid source.I pay for this with my own money that this is not an ad.

which basically just aggregates all the data from, you know, phones, emails, names, and puts all this data together and searches all these different sources for active accounts using this phone number and things like that, and makes it nice and pretty so you can view the data.Again, I went through, you know, I only have 10 possible phone numbers that this could be.So starting with zero, and as it's searching, it comes back.You can see it's loading here.We're getting names, last seen time.And we have a WhatsApp, a telegram, a Facebook and an icon.

And look at the WhatsApp and we can see we have a man that's obviously in Greece that looks like a businessman.And so I was like, okay, this is going to be the best lead that we possibly could have to finding the location of this photo.So using this and also seeing that we have a couple of names here, we have one name here from true caller that translates to.vangelis garden excuse my pronunciation it's probably wrong and it's in greek so what i did then was obviously search query for vangelis garden comes back with a greek hotelDude, when I tell you I started celebrating, I was like, oh my gosh, real phone number attached to a businessman that owns a hotel in Greece.It's clearly not the same place in the background.

So I searched the Greek name and it came back with a biography on a man.This man right here.is the same man in the whatsapp profile picture translated to english and when you read the biography you can see he's a businessman and runs a commercial tourist construction real estate business i'm like okay that's exactly what the kind of sign in the background would lead us to if you keep reading the biography It turns out, I think this man is like an actual politician or mayor of some sort in Greece.As we read down the biography, it says, you know, it's talking about his children and he has a son here named Nikos and you can read here.It says Nikos was born in 1984 and is a graduate of merchant Marine school.He is now a businessman, hotel business and real estate construction service.

That clearly in the background, that's his son's business, business renting with buildings.It seems like this could be the right guy that we're looking for.I thought it would make sense if his father passed down or they worked together in the same business.But when you Google his name in English, you don't get anything.So I had to Google his Greek name here that we can read.Search Google.

And it comes back to a real estate website.Poo Real Estate.Apologies for my pronunciation.Scroll down to the address.Search Google.Open Street View.

And there it is.Confirming the exact location.As you're watching this, you're probably thinking, Rainbow.Is this dude in the CIA?was geoguessr -specific knowledge.You didn't have to know what type of plants, what type of poles, anything that was in this photo to be able to identify it.

Investigations like this are really important.Not every geolocation is using geoguessr -specific knowledge, because at the end of the day, the internet remembers all.And if you know how to follow it, you can find almost anything.Wholesome, wholesome rainbow video.What a goated, just like, YouTuber.Peak bed, peak bed, peak bed.

All right, without further ado, it is time for some good old -fashioned depression, boys.Let's do this shit.It's time.Chat, is Dantez ready?I'm not fucking around today.Why did Siege just force load?

Is Dantez ready?Is Dantez ready?Is Dantez ready?Let's fucking go, man.Oh My god, ladies and gentlemen, we got our season rewards boys best rank iron to season reward Eternals capsule chat is Dante's ready.Yo, tell them I'm not fucking around today Like let's fucking go bro.

Let's go.Hi guys.Can you drag everything to the left?Hi guys, can you drag everything to the left?Hi guys call t1 chat who?What's it called?

Who should?Who should we ask to coach, Dantez or Tyler?Should we, do you guys want to poll it?Who do you guys want me to coach?Coach me.Cause like Dantes, I think, I mean, Dantes is pretty funny, but I think Dantes is like, I think Dantes only is going to teach me, I mean, he can teach me like the basics of any character, I think.

I'm at the point where like, I don't really need high level coaching.I just need the basics.Do you know what I mean?Hi guys.Um, move everything to the monitor on the left, please.Hi guys, can you move everything to the monitor on the left?

Guys, vote on that poll.Dantes or T1?Is T1 even on, chat?Is T1 even on?Dantes, okay.Chia rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling stone.

Chat, I'm gonna call Dantes right now.Yo!Dantes!Yo, Dantes.What the fuck is up, bro?Okay, that's good.

Bro, Dantes!Yo!Yo, bro.I heard ranks reset today.Yeah, but not for you.It's only for master plus players.

Yeah, but are you gonna get challenger?Are you gonna be a pussy dude?I'm not even kidding.I've been fucking dropping dick today.Like it's been fucking crazy.Really?

What rank are you currently right now?We're masters 30 LP because I only got to play five games and then I droppedthe last half hour Like writing this notepad for you.Okay downtends, bro, bro.Um, could you uh, uh, uh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait So wait, what are you gonna teach me today, bro?What are you gonna teach me?

Okay So the first thing we're gonna do is i'm gonna make you want to choose a character That you want to play because I feel like the problem is that with hecarim I kind of told you lock it in but I actually made a list of like Six or seven different champs that I think you would actually have a lot of fun with So I'm gonna want you to look at all of them, and I'll tell you how to do it Oh, you made a notepad of the champs?Yeah, yeah, I have a notepad of the champs and a bunch of other shit, so share screen I'll tell you what you're gonna do, okay?Wait, but can't you share screen to show me the notepad or no?Oh, wait.Yeah, I could actually do that too.Alright.

Alright, let me see.Okay, so.So this is the notepad here?Okay.Yep, this is the notepad.This is all for you.

Alright, could you like kind of go through this?Yep, okay.So first thing we're gonna have to decide is what champion do you actually want to play, okay?So I have a few different options I think would be fun, and you're gonna choose based off this, alright?So the first one is there's a depressed mummy, alright?And this is the champion that Ludwig actually got to platinum playing.

Ludwig got fucking platinum?Are you shitting me?Dude, he literally went from like silver to platinum in one day.Cap!I swear to God, he woke up one day, everyone was like, he's silver, he's not gonna make it.He played for 12 hours and hit plat.

Jesus Christ.Okay, but what does this guy do?What does this little fuck do?Okay, so what this guy does is he has a bandage toss, right?Where he usesthis like bandage here Let me actually make it bigger for you.

So he uses this like bandage thing over here and It's essentially a stun.So when you get hit by this you literally cannot move.Okay, okay, okay So then he also has the W, which is when you have it enabled, it does damage around you.Imagine like a Hecarim Q, but you never have to reclick it.It's always there.So then his E is another ability that does damage.

And when people smack you around, it actually makes it so that the cooldown goes lower.So you can just like keep spamming it.What do you mean when people smack me around?So like when they auto attack you, you remember the right click, how it's like a basic attack?Yeah, yeah, yeah.So when people use a basic attack on you, the cooldown goes lower.

Okay.Okay.Yep.And then the last thing is his alt, which is he pretty much just goes fucking crazy does a breakdance move.And then everybody around him takes a fuck ton of damage and nobody can move.Damn, looks pretty simple.

yep so every single champ i'm going to show you today they're all simple okay now the thing about amumu is that he's very team reliant because even though you're the engage you need a team behind you imagine it kind of like the giant in clash royale oh my god i get that now so basically i'm setting up kills i'm not finishing them exactly yeah so it's like you're sitting there right and you're going all in on them you're edging them really hard but you cannot finish them off your team needs to do it for you so i'm an edge lord yeah exactly you're an edge lord so i don't ever actually get to like get my nut off i basically starteverybody else off.Yeah.And then you just pray that they finish the job.And if they don't, you lose the game.Okay.

That sounds kind of fun.I see why a lot of it ranked up with that.You got really lucky matchmaking, huh?So, uh, we're going to explain winners queue on losers queue later.Wait, what is that?We'll get to it.

So are you ready for champion two?Yes.Yes.Malphite.All right.So this guy's called Malphite, okay?

So what he does is his Q is that you press it on somebody.You don't even have to aim it, bro.You just put your mouse on them and you click it, and then you throw out this rock that makes them slow, and it makes you fast.Easy.Okay.Your W makes it so that your next auto attacks do more damage, and they do damage behind the other person as well.

Oh, so it does collateral damage as well.Exactly, like yeah, your auto attacks become collateral.Okay, got it.Alright, then your E over here is this like ground slam where you do damage around you and you also make it so everyone attacks slower.Are those minions there for visual display or are they a part of his thing?No, no, no, there's no like, uh, well there are some like necromancer characters, but no those are just visual display.

It's to show you that it's an area of affectability.Oh, okay.Got it.Yeah.Ground slam.This guy looks easy too.

Yeah, he is.What's his R?So his R is he pretty much just like points somewhere, presses R and everybody takes a lot of damage and they all get knocked up.So you just go in the middle of everyone and you start knocking them all up.It's like the log spell.Yeah, exactly.

But the thing is that Malphite...another champion that's like a giant so he's a tank so he's another guy where it's like you're setting things off but if you're an edgelord right yeah I let my teammates finish I don't get to finish exactly got it okay all right so now the next champion isn't a giant so this champion is called master Yi okay whoa that's a cool name So what he does is your Q is a point -and -click ability, so you don't even need to like aim it, and it makes it so that you teleport onto a character, do damage to them, and then after you're done doing damage, you're like right on top of them.So you see how it works?Yeah.Yeah.All right.

So your W makes it so that you heal, and you also take less damage too.So it actually kind of like turns you into a tank.Got it.Okay, all right Your e makes it slide your attacks do more damage and the damage you do ignores armor So if someone builds a lot of armor, then they can actually kill you.Damn It ignores armor.Yeah, so it's called true damage true damage means it doesn't matter how much armor someone has You will never do reduced damage to them with the amount of true damage you're doing so if it does 30 true damage in auto attack every auto attack you do is ends up doing more like 30 true damage.

Got it.And then you're so then your ultimate ability makes you attack faster, you can never be slowed.And you get more movement speed, bro.This guy's like a ninja.Wow.That's pretty.

Yeah.And the way your passive works is after three auto attacks, you do a double auto attack.So this guy is like you justrun at people and you fucking auto them to death.He's a pentakill machine.Yeah.

Cause you get one kill and then you get all the coins and power up and then you just get another kill and you just keep exactly onto them.This is my favorite one.I think you've showed me yet.It's kind of fun.Okay, good.There we go.

I thought you would like it.So the next one we have is a champ called Rammus.Now the thing about Rammus is that when you play him, he he has like low key like a learning disability.So the only word he knows is okay.So whenever you play him, you just have to say okay, every time you make a play.Okay.

All right.Okay.See, you already got it.Perfect.All right.So what he does is he He gets more attack damage based off his armor and arm and his magic resistance So the the harder it is for people to kill you and the more gold you spend on defenses the more damage you do Okay, okay.

All right.So his cue is he turns into Sonic the Hedgehog?He gets faster and when he knocks into somebody they get knocked up and they get slowed Wow, this guy's pretty sick.It's like a Beyblade Yeah, like imagine Sonic the Hedgehog is like a Beyblade.That is fucking sick.Powerball, okay.

Alright, so your W makes it so you enter like turtle stance, which makes it so that people auto attack you, right?That you actually do damage to them.What?It like reverses it?Yeah, so it makes it so that, like, it's almost like you're grabbing them by the throat, and you're saying, why are you hitting yourself?And you're like hitting them with their own fucking hand, you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, 100%.Alright, so then his E is you walk up to somebody, you press E on them, and it forces them to attack you.So when you press your W and your E,what happens?Well, I would be reversing their own damage into themselves.Yeah, and you'd be forcing them to do it too.

Yeah, I'd be forcing them to hit themselves.Jesus, how's that even balanced?Is there a cooldown on it?Well, there's a cooldown on all these things because they're abilities, right?So every ability has its own cooldown.Yeah.

All right.So then your last thing is your ult.So your ult makes you go into the air, and you're going to see what it does here.And then you go fucking ballistic.Now, the craziest thing about this, that I'll tell you, is that your distance that you can ult, so like the range of it, increases based off your movement speed.So if you run in as Sonic with your Q, then you can ult from Narnia and go fucking ballistic.

So whenever you're ulting, you're Q -ing, then ulting, you're never just ulting with him?You could just ult as well, but normally you want to Q, then ult.Does he enter the Beyblade no matter what?uh well the thing is that once you hit somebody uh oh wait do you mean like enter the bear blade like when he yelts yeah yeah like he's doing that every time in the replay yeah no so no here he's using his q so this is like he uses q and then he yelts ah okay so now the thing about him though is that he's also a tank all right so he's another edgelord okay all right so the next one this guy's a little fucking crazy you played valorant right Yes.Do you remember that one hero that would actually bring you into like another place?And it's like a 1v1?

Yes.Oh my god.Yeah.So that hero was actually modeled after Mordekaiser.So they essentially have the same ultimate ability.What?

So the way that Mordekaiser works is your Q is a ground slam, right?So you go, you fucking drop your fucking, your load in their face, and you do a shit ton of damage.And if you're only hitting one person, it does even more damage.Multiplies on one guy.Got it, got it, got it.Yep.

So your W means that when you take damage, right, it has this little like resource bar under you.So Mordekaiser doesn't have mana, his abilities cost no mana.Instead, he has this like resource bar, where whenever you take damage, you get more of this like, this like substance.And then when you press W, you get a shield based off the amount of like damage that you took.Bro, I noticed W is normally healing for all characters.Like, W normally heals.

Yeah, it's typically the defensive ability.So, like, Q is the damage, W is the defensive, and E is the utility.Think of it kind of like that.Got it.Oh, okay.That's a good way to think about it.

Yep.So, then your E pulls people into you.So, if you land your E, they're, like, right up to you now.So, you're just, like, summoning them.Got it.Alright, and then your ultimate means that you can isolate one person, you steal their movement speed, you steal their AD, you steal their AP, and you steal their health, as well as their armor and magic resist, and you fuck shit up.

Oh my god, bro.Holy shit!And do you want to see something fucking crazy?It looks like even if you're losing a game, you could come back with this guy.Yeah, you can.So, To show you something even crazier, Mordekaiser in low elo as a jungler has a 53 % win rate.

So he's a champion where especially in the lower ranks, you will just destroy everything.What is Garen's win percentage in Iron?For jungler, top.Top.Okay, so Garen top in Iron is 51.Damn, that's not even good.

What's the highest?The highest?Let's see.So we can actually sort over here in Iron.The highest is...

For...Do you want to see for top lane or jungle?Any lane.Malphite is here as well.Any lane is this guy named Swain.But yeah, Malphite is really broken too.

But you see how Amumu's here?So Amumu's here, Malphite is here as well.Not for jungle, but he's still there.Who has the lowest win percentage?Is it somebody high skill probably?Uh, Yuumi.

Is Yuumi high skill?No, Yuumi is...Do you remember the little fucking cat bitch that just like zoomed away from you?That one time?Yeah.

Yeah, that's because this is okay.Yeah, I see.Okay.Got it.Got it.Got it.

Got it.Got it Okay, so that's Mordekaiser, right?Uh, let me see how many champions we have left up to now.Which one would you say is your favorite?I don't know.I'd have to ask my chat, bro.

I'd have to ask my chat.But like, um, Master Yi looks fine, bro.He is.But chat, is he like a hard fragger?He's like a guy where you either fucking solo carry the lobby or you solo lose the game.It's for you.

What does that mean?It's for you.Not us.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.

Yeah, bro.Okay.I want to carry.Yeah.I want to carry Dantes.I want to carry.

Okay.I have a few more picks then.Okay.Are you ready?Yeah, I want to carry I don't want to be like Ludwig and rely on my team Respect that's what I want to hear because I was like, I'll do it I'll put the tanks over here, but I knew you wouldn't be a fucking pussy You know what?I mean?

Like I knew you'd want to sit down you'd want to make people feel your presence I want to either top rag or go.Oh and I that's kind of my league mindset, dude You want to be the reason your team either wins or loses like the result is based on you, right?Like that's exactly what I want.I want it to be so dependent on me Like I want to be the main character of iron Dude, that's what we need to hear, because it's with that mentality that you end up becoming the player that you were born to be.Like, do you understand now what we need to see?Yes, bro!

Yes!Yes!Okay, so now, Xin Zhao, you might like this guy more than Master Yi.Wait, one second.I'm ordering a matcha.Okay, I'll share.

Dude, why do you drink that shit?It literally tastes like grass.Uh, bro, because it tastes good.Yo, Dantes.Yep.You live in Canada, right?

Yes.Do you drink Tim Hortons coffee?Uh, I don't drink any coffee.Are you like a pussy?No, cause the thing about me is that, uh, I almost died of heart issues a few years back.So I try to limit my.

Oh my God, bro.What?I did not know that.Jesus.Yeah, but it's fine.I still sound like 300 milligrams of caffeine a day.

If I'm feeling hyphy.Bro.I did not know that bro.I'm sorry.Wow.You're good.

You're good.you almost yeah no i've never really been uh yeah i almost died jesus christ bro okay sorry about that no it's all good it's a part of the lore you know i mean like the thing is you need to go through traumatic shit in your life so that you can have good lore you know i'm talking about um yeahhonestly, bro A lot of the coolest people I have ever met in life have like traumatizing past but they're so fucking cool because they got out of that shit, you know what I mean, dude, it's like it's like Imagine one day when you hit challenge run leak.I wanted to close your eyes.Yo, bro.Okay.

I Just close your eyes, okay?Imagine one day you're sitting there.You're in front of 200 ,000 viewers.You're playing your last game to rank up to challenger.Nobody thought you could ever do it.The crowd chants your name.

Jingxi!Jingxi!Jingxi!It's you against the world your entire team disconnects before the last fight you go in you 1v5 and you hit challenger and Then imagine when you do it, you can tell everybody about what it was like when you were fucking iron from the depths That actually just turned me on a little bit bro I'm not even gonna lie like that actually just turned me on a little bit that ass dude What if I told you that that's not even a dream?That's a fucking premonition.It's like that.

It's a reality that only you Can unlock like you sure?Yeah, talk to me.Sorry Don test How long would it take for me to hit challenger if I played league every day?How many hours are day?Are we talking called it two hours off stream three hours on three two hours off three hours on um What rank on the leaderboard?Did you peak in rainbow six?

I think five Okay, one time and then 12 global another time.Okay.What about clash Royale?1700 global but that has more playersOkay, I would say realistically, realistically, if you give your heart and your soul, you could maybe hit masters by the end of this year and Challenger next.Two years on Chow, seriously?

You think I get it?Chat, two years on Challenger?Chat, is he capping?Jinxie jinxie we're talking about you're playing against people that I've been playing this game for 15 years And you're the fucking the fresh blood you're the fresh meat in the scene, bro And you're sitting there and you want to compete for the top 300 against people that haven't even showered since 2018 because they're glued to their fucking chair.Wait my chats, right?I actually hit um chat the one day I went on the winning streak in clash What was I global?

I was like 50 global or something like 60 I made a tweet about it, bro.Like, okay, hit and siege.I've hit number one before.Number one on first day of the season.Number one global.Okay.

And then on Clash at top 70 global.Yeah, that's what I'm telling you.Listen, you could be masters by the end of this year and challenger next.But if you really like imagine instead of two hours off stream, you do two and a half hours off stream.It could maybe even be challenger by the end of this year.Bro challenger in one year.

Are you sure that's possible?Let me ask you something.Are you sure that it's possible?I don't know.You're the league player, bro.I don't know.

But Jinxy, you're the one in control of your destiny, man.Think about it.How big is the universe?Like huge.Wrong.The universe is inside of us.

The universe is our brain, Jinxy.Have you ever manifested something?and actually had it come true?Yes, yes, multiple times.Yes, you have, right?So that's the thing.

You are your own limiting factor.If you don't think it's possible, then you're never going to get it.It doesn't matter who thinks it's possible.It doesn't matter if your parents do, if your friends do, if your coaches do, or if even your own viewers do.What matters is, do you think it's possible?Because only you know your potential and only you know the level at which you're willing to perform.

Do you understand?yes oh my god bro yeah yes yes yes so is it possible jinxing yes yes i should have met you like five years ago bro yeah fuck yeah wait show me xin zhao show me xin zhao let's do this you want to see the fucking xin zhao jinxi yeah all right You feel that fucking hunger?Yes, bro.I'm gonna fuck shit up today, Nair.That's what I like to hear.So look at Xin Zhao.

So your passive is that every third strike, you do more damage and you heal.So it's the same thing as like auto attacking, right?Same auto attacking, relying with mastery, okay?So you shouldn't dodge with him because then it cancels your attack?We'll talk about that later, okay?But do you understand the point?

yes yes okay so your q makes it so that your next three attacks do more damage and your third one fucking launches them into the air okay all right so your w makes it so that you do uh damage in like a sweep in front of you and then you do big damage in a line in front of you and the people that get hit by the big line they're slowed all right okay Then your E makes it so that you jump on someone and you have more attack speed.But if you land your W on them, max range, then you can actually increase your E range.So if you land W, imagine max range, then you can E from fucking Narnia and just start going ballistic.Really?Yes.Oh my God.

And then your ultimate pretty much makes it so that the ultimate You knock everybody away from you.Like, you know how Scorpion in Mortal Kombat, he's like, get over here?Yeah.Get over here!Yeah, instead you're saying, get out of here!And you're pushing them the fuck out!

Okay, okay.And what happens is, is that if you take damage from anybody outside that circle, it doesn't even count.Like, you're invincible to everyone that's not in that circle.Okay, got you.So now I just want to say the difference between Master Yi and between Xin Zhao is that I think personally that Xin Zhao would be easier for you to carry with because Master Yi doesn't build defensive items most of the time but Xin Zhao does so you can really go into the middle of like five people and start going fucking crazy now you also do a bit less damage but you're a lot more versatile no I yeah I'm down bro I'm down whatever you think bro Well, Jinxie, listen, and this is the most important thing that I'm going to tell you.League of Legends is a game where one of your biggest limiting factors isn't just your mentality, but it's how much fun you have.

Because the more games of League you play, the better you're able to become.Because playing League is kind of like, imagine you take a hammer, right?And you walk up to Frankenstein and you put a wooden block on his head.and you start fucking hammering that shit down right the more blocks that you hammer down the bigger his head becomes right yeah Okay, it's the same with league knowledge every game of league that you play.It's almost like information Gradually enters your mind until you get to a point one day where you wake up where you wake up And you're like, holy fuck.I've played a thousand games My friends haven't seen me in a month and nobody knows what the fuck happened to me, but I just gained 500 lp so I don't even care.

Are you following?Yeah.Got it.Got it.So look i'm gonna be honest.I want to play master yi You want to okay, so you want to be on the yee.

I just want to like fly at people.Yeah.Okay, good That's what I like to hear.So now what we're gonna do Okay, since you want to play master yee is I want you to add me and we're gonna go in a practice tool This isn't something we've done before but I wanted to think about how could I make you?Become better without having to lose 20 games for it to become better.So what we're gonna do I already sent you a request by the way Yeah, okay, perfect.

So what we're gonna do is you're actually gonna 1v1 me, but I'm not allowed fighting back Okay.All right.So just tell me when you send it.I already sent it.Oh wait you you did.Yep Wait, hold on here.

I'd add this account.I'll message what it is because the thing is I don't see it So that's why I just want to make sure yeah, I already sent it to that.Wait, you did what?what the fuck?Wait, let me look.Oh, wait, hold on.

Uh, Jinxy?You want me to try again?Wait, I'll try, I'll try doing it now.No, it says that you didn't send it to me.But if you send it to me right now, if you send it to me right now, we got it.All right, I sent it to you right now.

All right.Okay, I got it.Good.We're ready now.Okay, perfect.Okay.

How do we do this?How do we do this?Okay, so I'm going to invite you to a lobby, right?So just give me one second.Okay, apparently there's a fucking, uh, there's a download.Wait, what the fuck?

Please restart the client.Wait, did you just get that thing that said restart the clients or no?No.Okay, hold on.So this is what we're going to do.Uh, no, no, it's not a bad.

So what we're going to do is we're going to enter a practice tool.So you remember yesterday where you got like infinite gold and you were able to just sit there and like, uh, like run around the map and do all that kind of stuff.Yup.So you can actually do that in games with other players.So what we're going to do is we're going to go into a practice altogether, and I'm going to tell you to do stuff to me.And you're just going to do all those things to me.

And then afterwards, you're going to be able to kind of know what you're doing.So when you get into a ranked game, it's not just like you're sitting there and you're like running around the map like a headless chicken, you know?Yeah, I didn't do that.Wait, what?Did I do that?Wait, did you ever rewatch the E clip or no?

Yeah, I did I did All right, let's go.Let's lock in.You know, bro.I think it's good.Like tell me how do I attack?Like what do I do?

Yeah.Yeah.I got you.I got you.All right So sure, I'll walk in Hecarim for this.What do you want?

Dude, I'm gonna be honest I was watching that clip this morning at the gym and I was there laughing for 20 minutes straight.Flurry or ramp?Uh...Oh, wait, we're already loading.MOTHERFUCKER DANTES!Dude, it's fine though!

It's fine!Listen, your runes don't matter right now, bro, because it's about the basic auto -attack fundamentals.Do you understand?Yeah, yeah.Okay, perfect.Alright, so what I'm gonna want you to do is I want you to level up all the way to level 18.

Okay?Is this guy a jungler?Uh, yes he is.So you're gonna level up all the way to level 18, and I want you to just buy three of the recommended items.Okay?Give me a second.

All right.Did you buy all the items?Yeah.Okay, perfect.So now what you're gonna do is I want you to walk mid, okay?Wait, what does this guy's E do?

It makes him fast?No, so your E, I want you to read the abilities.Like, take a second to read the abilities just so you can actually, like, wire it into your brain.Yep.So your E is your true damage.So that means when you auto attack, right?

So look, I want you to press E and auto attack me.You see how now you're...No, no, just keep auto.I'm not gonna fight back.You're good.Just keep autoing me.

So when your E is up, auto me and you're gonna see that you start doing white damage, okay?So press E. You see that?So the white damage is true damage, it means it doesn't matter how tanky I get, I will like automatically take that 92 damage.And the more items that you buy, the better that is, okay?So what we're gonna do is now, I'm gonna want you to use your Q to get on top of me.So walk back, click back, alright?

And then use your Q, there you go.So how you wanna do it is you wanna use your Qand auto attack, okay?So you Q on someone, then you auto attack them.So keep trying that.So are you noticing something interesting about your Q cooldown?

I want you to look at it.Yeah.What's happening to it?Every time I hit, it goes faster.Exactly.So the way it works is when you auto attack, you actually reduce the cooldown of your Q. So now I'm going to do something, okay?

Stop it.Okay, perfect.We'll do this for now.So you see how now you're sitting there and you're like fucking super fast and you're auto attacking me faster?Yeah.That's why what you want to do as your combo is you press R to be faster, then you Q on me, you use your E, and then you're just going fucking ape shit, and I can't run away from you.

So I always do Q then E?Does Q boost the damage of Q?Uh, no.Well, oh, wait, wait.So you do E then Q because your E boosts the damage of your Q. Got it.E does the - Okay, now watch this.

Ready, Dante?Yep, I'm watching.There you go!Okay, but now I'm gonna tell you something crazy.Are you ready?So you can actually use your E while you're in the queue and it applies the damage.

So what I want you to do is I want you to stop.Stop autoing me.Okay, tell me when your E is off cooldown.Okay, so what you're gonna do is you're not gonna press E yet.You're gonna queue and while you're like invisible, you're gonna press E while you're inside of me. I want you to press E while you're inside of me, okay?Okay, you forgot to press Q there.

Alright, so Jinx, what it is, is...It's a bit advanced, so it doesn't really matter.For now, this is what we'll do.Do I have to tap on you then type Q this long?I see.

Yep.So the way it works is your Q automatically targets as long as you're hovering your character on me, okay?See?And you - I wanted to show you something crazy, okay?So tell me when you're gonna Q on me, alright?Okay.

Okay.Do it now.Wait, I don't have Q. Ready?Okay.Yep.Go.

Do it.You see how you follow me?Yeah.So it doesn't matter what I do, while you're inside of me, you never let me go.Like, you're sitting there, and you're just like, in there, and you're never leaving.Does that make sense?

Exactly!And that's why it's also a thing too, of like, when you're committing, you're gonna do a lot of damage.So now I want you to stop autoing me, okay?Alright, I wanna show you something.Uh, walk up to me.Walk up to me. I'm gonna start hitting you, okay?

No, walk up, just walk up.It's fine, just let me hit you, let me hit you.And I want you to turn off auto -refresh HP.So it's the second thing, turn it off.Okay.So now, I'm gonna start hitting you.

I want you to remember how much damage I'm doing, okay?No, no, it is.You're good, you're good.Okay, so you ready?I want you to press W now.And don't press anything else, just press W. You see that?

So while you're using your W, you take less damage, and you heal.But I can't attack I can't attack exactly because if you attack then what happens is is That it ends up making it so that you cancel the W. So it's something called the channel.Okay, but like if I do that Yeah, you will be but imagine you're waiting for your teammatesto show up right and I W and he saves my life Yeah, exactly.You're seeing it.Yes.

All right.So these are the basic wait my macha All right chat question is Jinx II gonna get a pentakill on his first game as master Yi.Yes or no?What are we thinking my votes on?Yes, I I think he's doing it 100 % listen any of you guys are doubting You're gonna see like he just seemed to find the champion that was right for him and now with the matchup power spike Oh, no, it's fucking over Anyone in iron queuing up today?You better fucking be scared cuz Jinx is on the fucking hunt.

You should also tell him about not using mouse down permanently Yeah, I have an idea.I have an idea actually.I have an idea.I think I you know what I'm gonna do Okay, hold on.Let me exit game I'll tell him to exit too.Because I think what would actually help him as well is I'm gonna lock in Master Yi too and then I'm gonna make it so that like we mirror match up Yi and I kind of show him what it looks like when you actually do the things I'm talking about.

Because I feel like as a League player when you see somebody do hype shit, you want to do that too.Like most people that I know, they actually chose their first ever one trick based on that.Alright Jinx, I want you to leave the game because I want to show you something, okay?So what we're gonna do is I'm gonna walk in master Yi and you are too and I'm gonna kind of show you why all the things I've been telling you about for example, like um, like for example, uh Clicking fast and all that kind of stuff is super importantokay?Exit game?

Yep, just exit game.So Master Yi is like a chase down guy?Yeah, so Yi is essentially the guy where like, you go in and you're gonna fucking run everybody down while they're running away from you.Like, you're sitting there and I want you to imagine that you're a fucking predator.You're on all fours and you're just running after them and they cannot get away.Okay, could you choose a different word though?

Uh, okay.Okay.Oh, uh, okay.Imagine you're like an assassin and you're sitting there and you're like finding the target and executing them instantly.Is that better?Got it.

Yep.Got it.Got it.Got it.Got it.Okay, there we go.

We're good.Okay, so instantly lock in the mastery I'm also going to want to show you what your room does.Okay, so on the left side I want you to choose the ramping attack speed and dps the middle one.Okay.Bah got it done Okay, good.So now lock in and we're ready.

So you're also going to use master yeet Yep, because I feel like for you the problem right now is that you don't really know how things should look So i'm going to make you watch.Okay Okay.It's like you're gonna sit back and watch while, for example, I'm fucking the blue buff or I'm fucking the Gromper, I'm doing all these things, and then you're gonna do it after me so that you can sit there and you can almost, like, understand how to make it finish as fast as I do.Does that make sense?Yeah, do you want me to watch the screen share or just watch you in -game?No, no, so we're gonna do it in -game so that then after you can emulate it as I do, okay?

No problem.Alright, so level up all the way to level 18, okay?And, uh, don't fire any items, alright?Okay, and then just walk mid.Yeah, so just sub up to 18 and buy no items.I bought all my items.

Should I sell them?Oh yeah, just sell them, just sell them.You can rebuy them later.How do you sell?Oh, you right -click, you remember?You right -click the items when you have shop open.

Are you right -clicking while you're in the fountain?I have to go back to spawn to right -click?Yeah, yeah, if you want to sell them, you go back to spawn.Why can't you sell them anywhere?Uh, that's - You know what?It's kind of like, it's kind of like asking why are there like bricks in the middle of like two lanes on the highway, you know?

Because the government doesn't want people to crash and die, you know what I mean?Okay, good.Alright, so now come back.Yeah, you see me, right?So first, I want you to see how fucking cool my guy looks.Yeah, sick.

Yep, all right.So now this we're gonna do hold on.I'm gonna toggle minion spawn Okay, so look out.I want you to start auto attacking me. I just keep doing it.Yeah, just right click right click So do you see how you're now attacking faster?Yeah, that's because you have a room called lethal tempo, which means the more you attack the faster you attack Okay.

All right.So now what we're gonna do is I'm gonna run around and your goal is just to keep fighting me Okay Wait, so what does my Q do again?It dashes?Okay.Yep, so use every ability.Okay, I want you to just fight me.

Your goal is you're just gonna catch me.It's like catch me if you can.Alright, so you're gonna use your Q. You can also use your abilities like flash to gap close.So I'm gonna want you to press the thing where you see where it says auto refresh cooldowns top left.I want you to press that.So now you can use any ability you want whenever you want So start using that and I want you to run me down.

What does my E do again?Your E makes it so that your auto attacks do more damage.So should I E before I Q everything out?E after, E after, okay.So Q then E?Yep, so now you can use your R. Don't forget you have an ultimate ability that makes you go faster.

Alright, so you see how now you're kind of learning that you like chase me down?Okay, so now what I want you to do is I want you to stop Okay, and I want you to be the one running away now.Are you ready?Yeah.All right, let's go Do you see how when I'm doing it?It's like it almost looks like it's harder for me to like How it's harder for you to run than it is when you're trying to run away from me when I'm running away So the reason why is because walk up to me and press where it says auto refresh HP and auto refresh mana So you're second and your third thing top left.

No, no, no.Okay, so So the reason why it's harder is because you just sit there and you like auto attack, right?Like this.You see what I'm doing?Like I want to just run, just run, just run because I want to show you something.Okay?

Okay.So this is like what you do, right?But the thing is that if you actually move while you're auto attacking, so you remember when I was saying that thing about like you want to click while you auto?So that's why it makes the difference.For now, right, if you're just doing it in autoing, it makes it so that it's kind of like hard.So I want you to practice just like clicking fast around me.

Like I want you to click to right click me and then click away and then click back on me.And then also press auto refresh HP.like on the top left so stop using your q so now your only goal is you're gonna right click me auto and then right click again away so you auto me you click away you auto me you click away try that press r so you're faster all right now do it good so now when you're clicking don't click away from me right You want to click like that.So are you getting used to the idea now that you're supposed to like constantly click?Yeah.Alright, good.

So this is like good progress.Okay.Why do I constantly click?To move faster?So the reason why is because when you're sitting then you're auto attacking your characters always gonna stay in the same spot He's never gonna go further, right?And while you're like waiting for your auto attack to come back up because it's like a cool -down You're not actually making more distance, but now start running away from me and I'm gonna show you what it looks like on the opposite side Okay, so you see how now it's like I'm actually like able to like stick on you Okay, don't use your heart.

Don't use your so you see how now it's like it's almost like it looks like I'm staying on top of you and you can't like ever do anything.It's because I'm constantly clicking past you.So I want you to look at my screen share, like click on a random place on the map and look at my screen share now.Okay?So yeah, just click, click to my fountain, click all the way to my fountain.And then tell me when you're looking at my screen share.

Are you watching?Oh my fucking God.Okay.Honestly, man, I don't know.I don't know wait.Let me see but how does tapping in front make me go faster than saying?

Okay, apparently it's cuz you're wait.Are you holding top like try to click on me?Yeah works out Okay, so what you're gonna.Do now is walk to your base so right click on your fountain Okay, and then open discord so like out tab press out tab and then open discord all right Okay, Jinx, let's try something.So press escape.On escape, you're gonna go where it says video and it says window mode, right?

So on video, window mode.And then instead of fullscreen, you're gonna do borderless.Okay, and then save.Okay, so now try doing it.Like, click on my base now.Okay, perfect.

So click on my base.Okay, good.So now look at how I'm gonna do it.So I auto you, I click away, I auto, I click away, I auto, I click away.Do you see how I'm doing that?You're not clicking away though, you're clicking in front of me.

Yeah, exactly.I'm clicking in front of you.Why are you doing that?Why?Because it makes it so that like, while my movement is on cooldown, I'm just always gonna stay on top of you because of that.Now, if I wasn't doing this, this is how it would look.

You see how it's like I'm gonna always be behind you?So it's a lot easier for you to see howgive me a second.I'm going to give myself more attack speed just so you can like really see the difference.So click on your base now.So if you tap in front of somebody, you move faster.

Kind of.It's because you're registering a movement while your auto attack is on cooldown.So look at what I'm doing here, okay?You're registering a movement while your auto attack is on cooldown.because the thing is that normally league is a game that's played based on like cooldowns for your auto attacks so right now i'm doing three attacks per second right so if i stand still and i auto attack it does this right but if i sit there and i'm instead like walking up then it's like you can still do the same thing while also moving at the same time and it all depends based on your auto attacks but in order to do this you need to get to a point where you can actually do a lot of clicks because right now for me i'm clicking like Do you see how I'm clicking a million times?Like, there are a million clicks going through?

So, but what does the clicking do, though?I don't really know what auto means.Like, I don't know the full extent of what auto means.Okay, so an auto is an auto attack.So it's like the basic attack that I'm doing here.And when you do more clicks, like around the target - But I thought an auto attack was an automatic attack where you attack one time and your guy keeps attacking.

Well, kind of.That's it.Okay, so, okay, let's use a different word.Let's use basic attack.Is that better?Yeah.

Or just attack.Yeah, so when you do an attack like right here, for example, if I sit there and I just right click on the tower, you see what I'm doing?Yeah, I'm never gonna move.But if I sit there and now I'm like actually doing this, then I can do almost a similar amount of attacks while also being able to move some distance.Do you see what I mean?Yeah.

Okay.So that's the reason why the way that you actually are able to do that is by constantly clicking.And that's the reason why I was saying that when you sit there and you hold down right click, for example, you end up making it so that it's a lot harder for you to play than if you wouldn't.So it's like, think of it this way.Imagine you're attacking once every second, right?Yep.

then during the time that you're not auto attacking because your auto doesn't take a full second to execute you have about a third of a second where you can execute a movement command but not lose any damage imagine it okay think of it this way imagine we're playing clash royale okay And when a card comes off cooldown, there's like a one second turn Where it takes before it spawns and then like you actually click it, right?But when you sit there and you cancel the movement, it's like you're able to do something in that one second frame So when you're auto attacking you're waiting for that one second.Oh, I get it.Yeah.Okay, you see now, right?Yes.

Okay, perfect So always attack, tap, attack, tap, attack, tap, attack, tap, attack, tap.Yeah.Yeah.So now what I want you to do is I want you to walk at me.So now you're going to sit there.You're going to walk at me and I want you to buy full items, buy full items, and then just start hitting me.

Actually buy three, buy three.Don't buy, don't buy a full.I bought full.Okay.Sell three of them.All right.

Okay, good.So now try it.So I want you to press R, right?Press R, right?And now try clicking all the way around me.Right?

So like, you auto attack me and then you click.Why is my attac - MMMMY GOD!when I'm tapping my god is an attack I can't do both.Okay, it's because you need a right click on top of me.So I want to press R again So tap you move tap you tap tap you tap.Yeah Yeah, but see this it almost becomes second nature once you get used to the idea of clicking a lot because you know right now one of your issues is that you hold down right click and The more that you actually just spam your right click instead of holding it down, the better it's gonna be.

It's kind of like strafing, right?Where you shoot and you move at the same time.Right now, the problem is like, you're only shooting, you're not shooting and moving.Does that make sense?Exactly.But once you actually learn how to do both, do you see how much difference it's gonna be?

Okay, good.Alright, nice.Um, so now I'm going to show you something crazy.Do you remember how your spacebar is something called attack move click?Yeah.I want you to try something.

So you're going to sit there, and now what you're going to do is you're going to right click spacebar, right click spacebar, right click spacebar, and then just spam it.Did you say right click?Do you mean right click on you or right click in front of you?Right click anywhere, and then press spacebar.Okay, so don't spam it too hard.Do it like right click, wait a half a second, and then spacebar.

So your space for us your attack move click so it automatically registers as like an attack, right?Good, okay, perfect.So now we're gonna do one last thing and then you're ready for ranked.Are you ready for it?Okay, okay Do you see me now?Okay, so what you're gonna do is

you're gonna press where it says auto refresh mana, okay Okay, and now walk to me walk to me.Yeah, cuz what we're gonna do now is I'm gonna teach you how to clear Okay, yeah, so normally when you're clearing as mastery what you want to do is you want to do this you auto, right?Okay, so walk back walk back.So you don't you don't auto attack this Like walk, for example, over here, okay?So that you can still see me, but you're not gonna do something, okay?This guy, fuck off!

Alright, so walk over here, okay?Come to me, okay.So how you're gonna do it, is when you're doing camps, you always wanna Q on them, and then after you auto attack them, and you walk back until you get to the edge of the range, okay?So what I want you to do now, is I want you to try that when it resets.So go on the, go on the blue buff, that just reset, And I want you to try that.So you're going to Q on it, you're going to auto back, and then you're going to auto on top of it.

So use your basic attack.Where are you?So Q, attack, auto.Yep.So exactly.So Q on it, and now just auto it.

So yeah.No, so don't spam Q. Don't spam Q. I want you to just auto and move.Just auto and move.Because now you're going to practice auto and moving.Good.All right.

Jinx -y, I think you're ready.Okay, are you ready for the first rank game of the day now?Yes.Yes.All right.I'm gonna go tingle and then I'm good to go All right, let's go.

Let's go boys All right, Jinx II you better get fucking ready that better be the most insane piss of your life because I'm telling you when you're back It's gonna go fucking insane.Okay guys last question last question.Okay.Should I show him the clash of clans?notepad that explains everything in clash terms?Or do we just jump into ranked and I do it later.

What do you guys think?I think we show him the notepad now and then afterwards ranked because it'll take like maybe five minutes too much info Because that's what I'm wondering I'm wondering if it would be better for him to just go in or if I should just sit there And like, you know too much info jump in ask him.All right, we'll ask him We'll see if he's ready for it.Guys, I'm telling you, listen, listen.If Jinxie doesn't win his first ranked game today, I'm gifting 50 subs.He doesn't even have to know about it.

It's like a secret bet.But if he doesn't win his first ever ranked game today, then it's my fault he's getting 50 subs.Alright, let's do this shit.Alright, but guys, don't tell him though.It's our secret, okay?He cannot know about it.

Because I don't want him to sit there and like, have to know that there's like a pressure.We need to keep it, uh, our little secret.You can't tell anybody.Tell him to turn off auto -attacks?No, no, no.I think it's better for you.

I mean, listen, I have auto attacks turned on.I think it's actually better for that.Yep.What's up?Remember, bro?I need high -energy coaching.

Okay, dude.Listen Jinx II that was just the beginning.Let me tell you right now Like today you're gonna sit there.You're gonna be fucking shitting in everyone's face I want you to sit there and I want you to imagine I've been pumping you full of like fucking broccoli I want you to imagine that you've been having all the fiber one bars in the world and we're just gonna sit there Why am I up to it?But you're you're wait, you're in champ select Why am I bot?Wait, Jinxie, when's it supposed to queue up yet?

What do I do?Can I abort?Or is it over?Oh, God.Okay, wait, listen.Ask for jungle.

Say, okay, say, can I jungle?Say, can I jungle?I'm Dauntess.Try that, try that.Also, can you share a screen?Let me share a screen.

Say, can I jungle?I'm Dauntess.All right, that's what I like to see.All right, now press on the Nunu's, like, you see the arrow next to his thing?Should I accept?Yeah, accept it.

But press on the Nunu.Press on the Nunu's thing.Like, you see the arrow next to his little, like, face?The arrow next to his face.Like, the Nunu.It's the guy that's the jungler.

There's an arrow.Oh god, it's fucked.Just lock in Master Yi.Just lock in Master Yi.Just lock in Master Yi.He's gonna play Nunu ADC.

Okay, now press lock in.Okay, this is it.This is it.Okay.Okay, listen, so now Just hostage a lobby for the first timetime ever.

Okay.Decline, decline.So, the reason why you got...Okay.Listen.The reason why you got ADC is because you're queuing ADC.

So, I need you to jungle primary.And then what?Top just in case?No.Do like jungle mid.Yeah, that works.

Perfect.Yep.Good.Okay.All right, bro.Are you ready?

Here we go.Wait.So, what is lobby terrorism?What is that?So lobby terrorism is when you're gonna make your team dodge because you don't feel like playing So a trick that I used to do in the past was I would pretend like there were armed robbers in my house I would spam in all caps.I'd be like help.

He has a gun I need help and then eventually people would be like this guy's sick in the head.So they wouldn't even want to play with you Okay, and Dante's yes Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Sorry.What is winner's queue?You said you were going to explain winner's queue and loser's queue.Perfect.

So League of Legends has this system where they want you to have a 50 % win rate so you play more games and they keep you hard stuck so you spend more money and waste more of your life.So what they have is this thing called winner's queue and loser's queue where depending on how they're feeling that day, they're either going to give you teammates that carry you or make you lose the game.Okay, so if you're like on a winning streak, they'll basically just give you like four literal idiots just so you auto lose exactly yes it's like jinxy they're gonna sit there and they're legal what if i told you there's unironically a patent that somebody found in their legal files that patents the concept of losers queue i'm not even shitting you so ifactually a real concept in this game, like if you're on a winning streak, you get Yeah, but I'll explain why it's necessary because Imagine a game like League where you have people that all have different ranks, right?You never know how you're gonna match them in a fair way So the way that riot does is they do this thing called win rate enforcement where you're never allowed getting more than 50 % It's like imagine communism, right like no matter whether you work 12 hours or four hours You're getting paid the same as the guy that works eight Does that make sense?Okay.

Wait, what is Rammus?Why is my chat saying Rammus?Okay, so Rammus is, you remember the armored guy that we showed earlier?That makes it so when you hit people, they like, he fucks you up if he gets hit.Yeah.Yeah, so that's your hardest counter.

So what that means is for the next 30 minutes, this guy's gonna make you fucking miserable.So he counterpicked me?Exactly, but the only reason why counterpick to Jinxie is because he's a worthless piece of shit that's scared So I want you to sit there and I want you to feel the power That you just force this guy to pick Rammus because of how fucking scared he is.How does it feel?Well, why not as my coach you told me to why didn't you just tell me to ban Rammus?Okay, Jinxy, if you're gonna learn how to swim, are you gonna go in the fucking kiddie pool, or are you gonna go in the fucking deep end?

Just a regular -sized pool, probably.Not with this, coach!I'm throwing you in the deep end with fucking weights tied to your ankle, and it's sink or swim, baby!But the day that you learn how to swim, you're the best goddamn fucking swimmer on the planet!Wait, but wouldn't you learn in the kiddie pool?though?

That's besides the point, Jinxy!In ten seconds, your blue buff spawns.Are you ready?I start here.Alright, so remember, you're gonna wanna Q the blue buff, alright?Q it.

And now you auto -attack.There you go, right?So now, uh, auto attack it, auto win.No, you're canceling autos.Okay, so now just AFK auto win.AFK auto win.

This is fine.So the thing about Master Yi is he's not like Hecarim.He doesn't spam abilities.So press Q on the blue buff.Press Q. Press Q. Yep.So what you're always gonna want to do is you're gonna actually be able to drone more often because you don't have to look at your character as much.

So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk to the Gromp.The Grom.Up.It's always the same.It's always the same.And now CTRL -E.

CTRL -E.CTRL -E.Alright?Now press E. This is good.This is good.Press Q. So now, I have a challenge for you.

And if it works, then you're already at a gold level.Okay?So challenge time.If you can use abilities, every time they come off cooldown while you clear your camps, you're at a gold level.If you can't, you deserve Iron III.Alright?

So wait, what does that even mean?Use abilities at every camp?Yeah, so whenever your ability is up, I want to see you press it, okay?As long as you're hitting something.So like here, there you go.That's what I like to see.

Now walk to your chickens.Good.To your chickens, there you go.Also, don't forget, make it a habit that when you level up, control W. I'll try to remind you more, okay?Alright, so now, Q on the big chicken.There you go!

Press the E, press the E, there you go.And now just auto the big one.So, you don't want to use your W while you'rethese monsters, because as Master Yi, you clear fast as fuck.So it's kind of like, you know Hecarim, you do Q, E, Q, W, as your leveling order?It's the same with Master Yi.

So you're gonna do, in the future, Q, E, Q, W. So now, there you go, you're pressing the E, this is good.Press your smite.You never want to have two smite charges up early.So, hover over it, press F, good.This is good.This is really fucking good, actually.

Alright, to your Krugs now.The rocks.Bro, my team's winning.Let's go.You know why they're winning?Cause you're fucking mogging the shit out of the enemy jungler right now.

You fucking forced him to play your game.It's on your terms.Right?Yup, yup.Good.So now what I'm gonna want you to do is you're gonna walk to the crab.

Cause if you can get the crab, holy fucking shit.Alright.Is there two crabs?There's one here and one here.Yeah, so that's why one day, Jinxie, when you're clearing fast enough, you can do something called double crabbing, which means you're going to get both of them.All right, so now take the crab.

Now, what do we say when we get a scuttle crab as a jungler?Brutal farm mob.Brutal farm mob.Brutal fucking jungle dip!Now go bot, walk bot, bot, bot, bot, bot.Okay, now while you're walking bot, I want you to pan your camera there.

Because, okay, Jinxie, this is perfect.When you walk up to them, I don't want you to use your Q yet.Just walk up, auto attack the Swain.This is good!This is good!This is good!

Okay, Jinxie, uh, the good flash, if you, okay.Alright, on the Janna, just auto attack her.Okay, when your Q is off cooldown, good.Oh my god.Bro, how is that fucking bitch ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlet's say you didn't get the kill.

It's about the father getting to get angry I feel pride because if you can sit down now and you can fucking do the full clear gank Then one day you're gonna get the kill and when you get the kill what happens after Jinx II I just kill the other guy Exactly, but now okay go back to your prom.Don't don't farm the wolves.I Okay, remember, whenever you're playing jungle, you're always going to want to do the same sequence.It's kind of like Clash Royale cards, okay?When you're playing Clash Royale and you have a deck, do you ever use your cards in a different order, or do you play for the same kind of combo?Exactly view your jungle camps in the same way You're not just randomly gonna drop skeleton then giant you want to do giant then skeleton, right?

It's the same thing with your jungle because when your jungle camps are up It's like you're leaking elixir right because you're losing resource.Do you understand?Yeah, okay Okay, so that's why in the future every time you fuck up the order view it like you're leaking elixir And now you're automatically becoming behind you see?Yep Perfect.So now keep doing it.I'm liking the farming though.

I think it's looking fucking good way better than the hecarim for real, bro.Thank you No, I listen.I'm just saying what I see dude.Have you ever played this game before what league?Yeah No, i've never played this game before until four days ago I'm surprised, that's all I'm gonna say.And do with that in -

what you will thank you so now I got you so now here I want you to drone boss okay so what we're gonna do is you're gonna go for the Krugs here and then afterwards you're gonna look for another bot guy okay all right good So now walk bot, walk bot.So now go through the bushes.Going through the bushes is like a sneaky golem attack, okay?Because the enemy team doesn't see you, you understand?So when you - that's why you don't want them to see you, because if you do the sneaky golem but they see it, it's not sneaky anymore, you understand?Alright, so now it's fucked, so you can just recall.

Don't fight, alright?Good.Wait, I actually have a Clash Royale analogy for when you should back off.Give me a second.Go back in go back in Jinx II Jinx II you're gonna mark the fuck out of him you have an ability, okay Okay, now you back off.That's fine.

Okay.Let me let me look.Um, okay.Okay think of it this way Okay, so you see out there you had nothing to do, but you just waited in the bush.Oh Think of it like you're holding your eighth card, and it's like you're just waiting for the right opportunity But if you don't find it you just wait for another opportunity, right?Yes, that makes sense as well.

Okay good, so so now you're developing the Understanding all right so go to the blue because remember if you start the wolves Jinx you just you're you don't want to mess up the order right so blue blue So think of this is the order okay?No this is the gromp Okay, the blue.Yep, exactly.Listen it happens.Okay, it happens.Just listen to my words and I want you to repeat after me the order is Okay, and what happens if blue is down what's the order?

No, the blue is down if the blue is down Jinx II and that's Exactly!Okay now say it with some more fucking confidence!What's the order?Again!Drop dead wolves!Drop dead wolves!

Okay, nice!Okay, now it looks like you accidentally used your flash, but it's okay.It's okay.Because you were doing it because you're getting excited.We want excitement.Why do we want excitement, Jinxie?

I don't know, because I can play with a pwner and maybe play better.yes exactly because if you have an erection while you play league it makes it so that your sexual energy is focused on the game so it makes it so that now instead of just having physical and mental energy you're at sexual energy too that's the reason why if you ever play off stream you should be gooning with your second monitor because it allows you to be operating at the ninth level do you understand So you jerk off while you play off?Uh, not anymore, but you can all right, so jinxy another thing that I want you to listen to and you need to always remember Okay is when you hit level six You always want to put your point in all because right now you're level seven and you have no points at allAll right, but it's okay because now you'll remember right so I'm master.Yep.So now look for the gang see I didn't even have to tell you no through the bushes sneaky golem Jinx II Sneaky fucking golem.

So now press We go for dragon or no kids do it you earn that fucking dragon.That's your reward you understand All right, and you're gonna use up 1 ,000.I want to see you smile 1 ,000.Holy fuck dude No, no, no recall right now recall right now Jinx II Jinx II I've never even seen a player like Faker be able to hit that millisecond smite the way you just did it.Not even Faker!I swear to God!

I knew about him 15 years ago when he started playing.When he was on Jungle, he was eating shit!That's next -level generational talent!Thank you, bro.Bro, I got a Q!That's what I like to see, and you're about to get a lot fucking more of them, too.

Alright, so now go into the Gromp.Remember the order, Jinx -y.What's the order?Repeat it.Go!Gromp wolves.

Gromp wolves.What happens if blue's up?What is it?Blue, gromp wolves.Exactly!Okay!

That's what I like to fucking hear!So now it's about always doing that same order.Okay?Yes, sir.Yep.Yes, sir.

Blue, gromp wolves.Blue's down.Gromp wolves.There you go.Perfect.Alright, so now what are you gonna do after these wolves?

Yep, you're gonna go to the chickens.Kill the last wolf!The last wolf, look it's still alive!It's still alive!Perfect.So it's really fucked up if you leave the last wolf alive.

Same with the baby chickens.Because the thing is that those wolves, you're killing their fucking mom, dude.So what happens is if you leave them alive, it's like you're leaving them out in the fucking wilderness to get eaten and killed by predators.Do you want that?No, no.No, you don't!

So that's why you gotta make sure that you finish your meal when you start it, okay?Okay.Perfect.Alright.That's what I like to see.So now, you're gonna drone bot.

Alright, let's see.Perfect!This is good.So now you're gonna walk up.Sneaky Golem!Come on.

Nice!Dude, that's fucking improvement!Alright, so now what you're gonna do - Okay, back up, back up, back up.Let your team push, and you're gonna do your first ever turret dive.I think you're ready.Quick, fight.

Oh no, this is good.No, no, don't flash away.This is good.How many kills did I get right there?Three?Bro, this is my best game yet, Domtaz.

This is my best game yet, bro.What should I buy?Okay, so when you play, you're always going to want to buy the Kraken Slayer.Second item, Guinsoo's, the middle one.Yep, good.So now, where are you going?

Tell me where you're going.It's the BGW Yep All right, bro, we're gonna win one guys Listen, it's not over till the fat lady sings jinxy and I don't know about you, but matilda ain't fucking singing yet Yep.Yep All right, so now Go clear keep clearing you're doing good.So now i'm gonna teach you something because I think you're ready Are you ready for the information i'm about to give you?Yep.Yep.

Okay Dragon is up in one minute that means that now you're gonna do something called setting up a game plan, but go back No, JC.No no no no always Raptors after the wolves Okay, when I do read to get the timer down fast because the thing is that you want to sink your cams from wolves to Raptors that way when they respawn again, you're gonna have them up again, okay?So think of it this way.Imagine we have a Clash Royale combo.Name me a combo of four cards.Giant, Graveyard, Arrow, Snowball.

Okay, cool.Imagine you have the same combo up every five seconds, right?But then you do Giant, and you wait three seconds before doing Graveyard.What happens to your next combo?It'd be fucked.Exactly!

Now view your camps in the same exact way.Okay, what about this gank?Should I gank?This looks like good gank!I want you to ult and I want you to start screaming while you kill them!SCREAM!

SCREAM!START SCREAMING!JINXY START YELLING!SCREAM!JACE YOU GOT THIS!SHE'S FUCKING DEAD ON MY SCREEN!

Q!Q!Q!NO YOU GOT IT!YOU GOT IT!It's free!

I would've died to the tower!I would've died to the tower!Okay, so go get the dragon and I'm gonna explain something to you.Go get the dragon.Do I recall?No, the dragon, the dragon is always in the bottom river, okay?

Right here?Yep.So Jinxie, master EQ makes it so that when you use it, you don't get hit by turret shots.What?I swear to god, Jinxie!Are we doing this dragon too?

No, you're gonna recall first.Yep.You're gonna recall, and I want you to give me a reason why you're gonna recall.I wanna see if you're learning.I have 1300 gold.That's what I like to fucking hear.

You know what that tells me?That I should be in gold?Gold!Why are you aiming that low?NOT EVEN EMERALD PLAYERS KNOW THAT!NOT EVEN SOME MASTER PLAYERS KNOW THAT!

AND YOU KNOW THAT ON YOUR THIRD FUCKING DAY?YOU'RE HUSTLING US, MAN!WE KNOW YOU'RE LYING!YOU 'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR YEARS OFF -STREAM!Deadass, thank you.Alright, now go do the big purple fuck on the mini -map.

Alright.Okay, this looks good.This is what we wanna see.So now, after you kill this, what are you gonna do?Rock, roll, and then, kick it.That's what I like to fucking hear, exactly.

So don't walk up, walk back, walk back.You see that eye?You need to pick up the eye.Oh god.Jinxie, the eye.Jinxie, the eye.

What's the eye?WHAT?The monster you just killed the only reason why you kill it is because it drops an eye It's like you killed the final boss, but then you didn't even pick up the fucking loot.How the fuck would I fucking know?It's all part of the learning killing it as a first step picking it up is the next all right So now you're gonna finish these - DUDE!JINXY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THERE ARE TWO LEFT!THERE ARE TWO LEFT!DUDE THEY'RE GONNA GET HUNTED BY PREDATORS AND PEDOPHILES!Okay, yo.Yo, yo, sorry.I just had to make it a lot more real.

Okay, listen.So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna go for the rocks, okay?The rocks, and then the scuttle crab.Why are we going for the scuttle crab?Because it's a fucking jungler, Dev.Exactly!

So now you know what you're gonna do, Jinxy?Let me ask you something.What's the most annoying thing that happens in Clash?Hard cam?Nope.When some cocksucker starts spamming his fucking AIDS emote after using an AIDS deck, right?

Yep.So you're gonna type slash all J G space D I F F. This is your emote, Jinxie.Alright, J G. Yep, D I F F. Hit enter.That's what I like to see!All right.So now we're going to recall.

All right.Why are you recalling here?Cause I'm in a bush.Uh, okay.Why are you recalling in general?Cause I have 1200 gold.

Yes, but it's also because your item costs 1000.When you have enough for a completed item, you always want to look for a reset.Got it.Got it.Got it.Got it.

Okay.Got it.That makes sense.All right.That makes sense.So I listen coach.

I love the intensity.Bro, we're gonna get a win today, deadass.Yeah.FUCK YEAH!FUCK YEAH!THIS IS MY FIRST EVER WIN IN LEAGUE!

YEAH!Woah, woah.Bro, seriously, bro.Bro, I have two kills, one death, and three assists.I'm actually playing well out there.Yes, you are.

And your CS count is also good, too.What is - how do I check my CS count?So what does CS count even mean?CS count is the amount of minions you kill.As a jungler, each of the big monsters you kill, or the camps in general, add four.So 152 divided by four is how many monsters you killed this game.

Pretty good, actually.Not bad.Alright, so Jinxie, the dragon is up in 15 seconds, so what are you gonna wanna do here?The pink dragon?Purple dragon?No, no, no.

So, the purple shit, we're gonna call it the void stuff.And the bottom river, we're gonna call that dragon, okay?So what's the top sub called?Pointer.And what's the bottom sub called?Dragon.

So if I say go Dragon, where do you go?Bottom.That's what I like to hear.Alright, so Jinxy, after you do this Dragon, look what's happening on your minimap.Where should you go?Look at the minimap.

This is good, but there's something else you can do Jinx II look at the mini -map the mini -map Okay, there's a fight happening mid walk there.It's time to that for you to shove your massive fucking cock in their faces Let's go press R press C. Are you are you?Okay, no one that's good, why did you tell me to keep going are you fucking stupid?Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, if I tell you to drive when there's a green light, and you only put your foot on the gas when there's a red light, who's the stupid one?It's okay, but it's about learning, okay?It's about learning.

So now, I want you to buy, uh, the second item, the experimental hex plate.Alright.Bro, I'm so good at jungling, holy SHIT!Dude, you're literally sitting there and you're making this Rammus fucking CRY!You're making him sit there and shit his fucking PANTS!Dude, and think about it, guess what your KDA is this game?

Six KDA.So now this we're gonna do, you're gonna walk to your Raptors, your chickens.While you're walking there, I want you to do a new flame that I patented.It's actually the most 8's play you can ever do.Okay, not yet.Go mid, go mid.

There's a fight going.Alright, so now press R and go crazy.You got this.Yes!Yes!Yes!

Who gives a fuck?You're the best player on the team.So now Jinxie, you're gonna type slash all, my diaper is full.This is the most AIDS flame that you could ever do.Because now, you're making it so that the enemy team thinks you're retarded.So they're even more mad that they're losing.

Good, this is what I like to see.Alright, so now dive him.There you go, fucking fight.Okay, auto attack the other one.That was good.Listen, you died but that was good.

Why was it good?The turret's dead now.Not just that, but it's because without me even telling you to, you understood the concept that if one person is out of range, you should switch over your target to another person.That's a conceptual understanding.You cannot teach that to someone.Good.

Nice.Not bad.Not bad.Not fucking bad.not bad bro my first ever positive kd let's go chat okay so now jinx what you're going to do is you're going to walk to the baron and you're going to tell your team baron because when you're at this stage of the game i want to look at the map you see how there are not that many turrets so those things those little circles on the mini map that are open when they open these big chungus minions spawn think of them like giantsAnd those giants will destroy turrets easily.

So what do you do?Okay, you need to wait for your team here.Okay, let's back off for now.Back off for now.Wait for your team.So when those minions spawn, think of it like now, you want to either force a fight to end the game or get Baron to end.

So now walk to the Baron, because now your team should help you.Yep, this is good.All right.So now start hitting the baron, and then I want you to type baron, baron, baron, baron, baron, baron.Oh god, they're not coming.I'm gonna die.

What the fuck?Listen, listen, listen.Okay, clear the blue buff.Dude, it's too late.I was telling you to tell them.You didn't even tell them.

Wait, no, no, no.No, not that.Wait, no, no, no, no.Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie.Do you understand what you just said?Yeah.

You just threaten to int if you don't get your way.That's unironically something that it takes players years to learn.I haven't seen people do that for years now.You're an old -season League player, bro.You have the mentality of the old guard, bro.It's like I'm talking to you and you're like the Elder Gods in a land of demigods!

Are they gonna Baron or what?Should I throw?Yeah, no, just fuck it.Just go with the dragon.At this point, it is what it is.Just go to the dragon.

Okay.Okay.Okay.Jinxie.Right now, what you're gonna do...Okay, I'll tell you what to type after you do the dragon, okay?

Am I doing good, DonTest?Yeah, you're doing great.Okay, add 1400 smite.Where the fuck's my kill at?!MOTHERFUCKERS!Okay, listen.

Take that anger and turn on the enemy team.Type slash all.I'm not the danger.The stench in my pants is...We got a win, dude.

Let's go.Dude, okay, you know what I want to hear now?We got a win, dude.We got a win.Wait, it's not over yet, though.Look at the Nexus.

Look at the Nexus.I don't think your team ended the game.It's not over yet.Hover over the enemy nexus.Okay.It's not over yet.

Okay, so you're gonna have to you're gonna have to fight one last time now Jinx II as you're going in I'm gonna want to hear your fucking war cry because this is Yes, but I want you to make us feel it Jinx II show us what it means to you.All right Wait, you can back to it run out their base Okay, never mind.You're gonna answer them.Call me retarded.No backup.Okay, you're on top of her now.

Oh, this is good Yo, are you like, literally brain dead?What are you saying?Okay, listen.You know what?I'm not gonna talk for the next minute because that was my bad, so I'm gonna do 60 seconds no breathing.Give me 60 seconds.

Alright, do 60 seconds no breathing, and then let me play this.Cause you're fucking my shit up.Yo, what is my int?Or what is my CS?How did I see my CS?You're not breathing.

Chat, what is my CS per minute?Okay, sorry.That's all I could do.I'm sorry.Okay.Alright, so listen, what you're gonna do now is you're gonna group with your team.

Are you ready?Listen, even Michael Jackson sings a bad note once a day.You know what I mean?Yeah, yeah.I don't even think he does.Yeah, maybe not.

It is what it is, though.Alright, so now you're just gonna run with your team.But yeah, your CS, you see it next to the time at the top right.So you see that number 176?Yeah, is that good?Yep.

So Jinx, you walk mid.Now, while you're walking mid, I want you to think, what is 76 backwards?6 -7.That's what I like to hear.Alright, do the inhib.Okay, Q on the dragon.

If he walks up again, you make him fucking pay.Now you can auto attack the nexus and back up.Don't go too far, don't go too far.Wait for your team to walk up, because as Master Yi, you're not the tank.You need to wait for your team to fight, and then you go in and you fuck shit up after.So now walk up.

Yeah, yeah, you can always Q. Because your Q normally later, you want to run at them with...What we really need is we need to take Baron.So now you say Baron.Now you're gonna have to say Baron when it respawns.Okay, wait, hold on.Let me actually teach you how to ping so you know how to do it Okay, so I want you to press G and then hold your left click down.

Okay, why are they voting to surrender?We're winning Yeah, I know they're cocksuckers So you're gonna press G hold your left click down and then pull your mouse downwards while you're holding left click down do it Yep, so now you need to pull it down though like while you're holding left click pull it down, and then let go yep So that's pinging so when you you see that that's pinging.That's pinging.That's pinging That's good.Okay, so now walk to the baron is the great.Yeah, okay, but before you darling.

You're gonna dragon Yeah, but before you Baron, you're gonna dragon.So ping on the dragon.I want you to ping for help on the dragon.And the reason why you're doing this, just so you understand, is because it's lower risk.It's lower risk to dragon.Okay?

You got this shit.Jinxie, you got this shit.Yeah, you got this.Now, Jinxie, remember, at 1 ,400, you smite, okay?Just got Dragon Soul.Just got Dragon Soul.

Now I want you to walk to the Baron.So when you kill four dragons in a game, you get something called Dragon Soul.Which is like, imagine King Arthur pulling out the Sword of Camelot.That's you right now, Jinx.See, you have the Sword of Camelot!So what are you gonna do with it?

Get it.Kill everybody, bro.I wanna shoot!Put some passion, bro!Where's the passion?I'm gonna shove the sword up their ass!

All right.so now walk top, kill that Mordekaiser.Holy shit.Alright.Nice!Hey, hey, I don't see a Mordekaiser on your screen anymore.

And I wonder why.Cause fucking Jinx is on the board.Yeah, daddy's fucking home.Daddy's home and his kitten's been naughty.The fuck?Sorry.

No, dude.Okay, no, no, no.That was the intrusive thoughts.Alright, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna...Stay top, just stay top here.Now walk up.

Are we fucking this up?No, no, it's okay.It's okay.Back up.Yeah, just go in.It's fine.

Okay, now walk up a bit.Now walk back a bit.Okay, so your team is retarded.You need to walk mid.So this is the problem with Iron, is that if you don't have the mechanics to literally 1v5, you need to play off your team.And most of the time they're either brain dead or they have learning disabilities.

Alright, that's good.You can actually end the game here.Okay, use your R, use your R, go in and auto.You can do it, Jinxie.This is the fucking red dream.That's one, that's good, that's good, that's good!

That's a win!It's over!Kill the dragon, kill the dragon, kill the dragon.You got this shit.On him, on him, on him!Nice, nice!

Ace, ace, ace!Wait, what does that mean, I killed five?Ace means that you were the guy that fucking killed the last man standing.First ever win.Oh my God.Oh my God.

Oh my God.Yes!Gang wins!Can I still type in all chat or no?Um, nine.No.

Okay.So Jinxie, Jinxie, you're about to learn a concept.Bro, why is my damage always so fucking low though, bro?So your damage is low because you're not team fighting well enough, but that's a skill that you're going to learn as you get more champion mastery.Okay.Okay.

Okay.Okay.So Jinxie, I'm going to explain to you.Who gifted you?Somebody gifted 50?I don't see it.

Leo, think of the vibe.What were you saying, Dantes?Yeah, so no, I was gonna say that the thing about it, okay, is that when you're playing League, if they don't fuck you with the, uh, MMR, because they're making you 50 % win rate, they fuck you with the LP gains.So right now, your LP gains are you gain 17 for a win, and when you lose, you lose 23.What type of crock of shit is that?Why would I lose more than I gain?