NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!
I know you are, but I would be neglecting my duties as a mother if I let her go with a filthy boozer such as yourself. I'm clean now. Oh really? You've been attending your meetings then? Felix! Where is your brother? I haven't seen him in class for a few days. And Penny, why are you staring at me? Listen, I know I'm a few payments behind
but tell your mom the money's on the way.
All right class, today we're gonna.
If you don't care about your life, just say that.
Quick comment here, all right? What's up, what's going on? Cory Kitchener and welcome back to kindergarten two. See, look, just brushed my teeth. see that Cory zoom in look at that. Hey Tuesday once again, so been reading some comments number one. Yes. I think my mouthwash is too strong That's why my mouth is peeling. I'm gonna get a different mouthwash
But also up down up down in the last episode we did nuggets mission and then Felix's mission I read some of you guys's comments. You said the mission can have an alternate ending one that I might like better. Mr Shifty styles says there's a secret path where you can actually team up with Teddy to get Felix killed Yeah, cuz I can't stand you If you want to get it You basically have to play the mission up until you take the assessment.
Then you pick the spray as your prize and go down to the dumb class. Let's get it. Okay, so we just took the assessment. Now I'm gonna take the spray bottle. And then it says we need to go to the dumb class.
Dumb class, it's not even the dumb class. Teddy. Hey kid, I'm coming around to Felix's plan. dumb class. buried me alive? covered in spiders? if y'all saw the last episode, matter of fact, Corey wrote a clip It's time I stood up for myself. Felix thinks he's so smart. Well this time, I'm gonna beat him. So what now? We go along with his plan. Only we're going to turn the tide on him at the last minute.
Ooh, so about that jar of spiders. Oh right, wouldn't want him getting suspicious. Hmm, I think I remember seeing some spiders somewhere. I think the bathroom. That's helpful. I do have a jar for you to put them in though
Felix gives me a nickel every time I do something good, and I put in there. It's empty
Which is why you're gonna fill it with spiders fair enough once you have it head back to the smart class and wait for the bell to ring What the you're not supposed to be in here, and I'm not putting up with any more kids than I need to today get out
So there's spiders somewhere. Oh here a couple of spiders We're not supposed to be in here, and I'm not putting up with any more kids than I need to today. Get out!
So there's spiders somewhere. Oh, here. Couple of spiders, yes. Not turning them unless I can spray them. Okay, spray the spiders. And then, oh, I got the spiders.
Okay, let's get out of here.
Ah, right on cue. Teddy already picked up the plan now. Oh yeah, I conveniently heard Ozzy mention that if something happens to him today, that his mom's company would be finished. You were right Felix, you're just so smart. Yeah my boy Teddy. Yes, yes I suppose I am. So you're on board with our little plan then Teddy? On board? I'm ready to set sail Captain. I'm just dying to help you.
Oh, don't worry, Teddy. You have the most important part. Okay, someone to dig a hole. So this is all the same. Soon, Felix, soon.
Oh, snap, Teddy is blotting out.
All right, got the shovel. Okay, we're almost ready to make our move. Teddy, you know your job. I sure do, Felix. I just hope I don't mess this up like I always do. You know me, always screwing things up.
Teddy, with the sarcasm.
Yes, yes, yes, now get to it. Meet you at the playground. Okay, we got the mop. Rest in peace, TV.
This is it.
This is the new wind. Ah, right on schedule. You get a request, yep. Oh, Bob's a mop. Okay, here we go. Well, Teddy, it's time. Yes, Felix, it is. You're probably surprised to learn that this hall isn't for Ozzy.
It's for you! Yeah, yeah, quit your monologuing. Excuse me? No, no, I don't think I will. Now, fatty! Hey, I said you could make fun of my poverty, not my weight.
Right, sorry. Okay, Mr. Moneybags, into the hole with you! What? No, no, no! I will not be going into that hole!
Teddy, can't we talk about this?
My name is Theodore.
No! No!
No!
Let's go!
Now for the spiders.
What?
Drop the spiders in the house.
He said the same thing his brother said.
Okay, okay.
Felix is at the bottom of the hole.
Dang.
Rest in peace, Felix. Smoking on that Felix back.
Ah!
You're a failure, daddy! Father will never love you like he loves me!
You'll see!
Perhaps.
It's hard to love someone who's at the bottom of a hole. Okay, digger kid. Time to fill in the hole. And then you take Nugget to the Nugget Factory? The what? What's a Nugget Factory? Nugget was promised a trip to the Fancy Boys Nugget Factory upon the completion of the Nugget Cave.
We don't own a Nugget Factory. So Nugget has been lied to? Uh-oh. Teddy, we might, excuse me, Theodore, we might have to keep up this facade for a little while. This new Nugget is unpredictable.
It would appear that way. The Nugget must seek vengeance.
Oh, on who?
He jumped out with the spiders!
Come now fancy rich boy, take Nugget to the Nugget Factory!
Oh!
Stop it you filthy mole creature! Nugget will stop when Nugget is gone to the Nugget Factory! I think it's time we wrap things up here. Fill in the hole Street Rat. You got it boss.
I'm calling him street rat.
Theodore don't be like your brother. I'll be seeing you in a moment. There's something I need to give you. There yes. Much better ending to this mission. So much better.
Plotting on this brother. Well this was a sad day.
Sad?
Well yeah. I thought my brother loved me. I guess I was just too naive to see the writing on the wall. That's rough, Teddy.
It's Theodore.
And yeah, it is rough. Anyway, about that reward. What is it? There you are, okay. Oh, we got a new monster in my cart. The knight that turned on you or something like that?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to have a rather long talk with father. Good day see Theodore that's my guy Theodore is my guy. Okay. Now we can proceed with the new stuff first mission. We're gonna do today. Oh wait breaking sad I Love all the references for these mission names Breaking sad start the mission by annoying miss Applegate once with Cindy and once by herself Okay, before that we got to do opposites attract
With penny and bugs so we need to a plus paper in the tool belt. Let's grab that
And
Then start the mission by getting some contraband confiscated and then talk to Bugs. I'm sorry, I couldn't help but notice that you have some contraband on you. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to confiscate it. How did you know that? I literally just walked up to her!
She's got scanners! How did you know that?
What?
I just, I don't know how. Just make this easy for me and please hand it over. Are you allowed to confiscate it? Of course! My mommy is the principal. She wants to keep the school safe. Fine. I'm sorry. But you're going to have to go to study hall today.
I really hope we can still be friends. I doubt it. Wow. Okay, so... Yeah, Carla, that didn't go well. See you in steady hall new kid now. We talked to bugs She took my knife that little snitch. She just made a very unstable enemy. She took my stuff, too She did so it's not just cuz I'm fat and ugly
What she said that to you? Well, no, I just assumed that's why she randomly searched me. So what do we do about this? Yeah, I think Bugs has some self-esteem issues. I want my knife back! We gotta find out where she put it, then take her out. Take her out, oh whoa whoa.
Oh whoa whoa whoa, nah.
We need a man on the inside. Are you smart enough to get into the smart class? I'm pretty sure that's where she goes after this. Yep. goes after this yep okay good go make friends with her do her favor or something see if you could get her open up on where she's gonna put our stuff all right sure so we got a beer friend I really hope we can still be friends yeah I think we can really Wow that would be so great I don't want to get people in
trouble it just sort of happens it's fine thank you you can have this friendship bracelet it'll be nice to have some company in the smart class I normally have to sit alone see you there all right bugs I'm her friend what now so are you guys best friends yet she gave me this bracelet I'll take that as a yes then nice job kid just get her to open up to you during morning time we'll get our stuff back. Just you wait. Shall we do anything else? Hmm. Now that I
think about it, she is the principal's daughter. It might be worth looking around the principal's office. How do we get in there? The principal doesn't even deal with the discipline here. Just gives out study hall. I say talk to her. See if she'll let you pop in for a visit. Alright, worth a shot I guess. Hello! I'm the principal of this fine school. I'm so happy to have so many new students today. Sure you are. Oh I know what you're thinking, but I promise this school is far safer than your last one. I don't believe you. I'll tell you what, why don't we have lunch together? My treat. We can address any concerns you may have.
I'll give you one chance. Oh goody, here's a pass that will get you out of lunch. Just meet me in my office and we'll talk this whole thing out. Dang, she seems like high key nice. I'll see you then.
That's the bell, everyone head inside. Okay, so we're going to the smart class and we're trying to get penny to open up to us Okay, blah blah blah. Let's talk to penny. Hey penny. You came to sit with me. That's so nice You really do want to be my friend even after I took your stuff. Where is the stuff you take from kids? Oh Um, I don't actually know it just sort of goes away How can you not know?
Because she dematerializes it and puts it in the negative space. It's really strange Sometimes I just forget things I black out or something, but I do remember something about my dolly Your dolly. Yeah, my mommy says I'm not allowed to play with her anymore
What?
She's in the toy chest and the other class. Why would a mom say she's not allowed to play with her doll anymore? What's so special about your doll? I-I don't remember. I know she's important. You should get her for me. Maybe then I'll remember where I put your stuff. I guess I could try to. Yay! I can't wait to see her again. She should be in the toy chest. Thank you so much. I'll be back with her Okay, blah blah blah So we just got to go to the other class
I got to do my assessment and it's also cool that if you're in the smart class the hall monitors don't care Classism! Whoa kid. What are you doing down here? You're supposed to be making friends with our snitchy friend. I need Cindy's doll. Oh great, that girl doesn't give up her toys easy. She'll probably make you play house for her. Oh Cindy has the doll.
What can we do? The way I see it, you have to play along. We don't have time to set her up and get her in trouble. I'll do my best. I wouldn't go into this thing empty handed. What do you have on you? Some toilet paper? You know, I saw her talking to the janitor earlier today. Wouldn't surprise me if she's convinced him to be some hired muscle. So, I'd recommend using that toilet paper to draw his attention. Maybe keep him occupied so he ignores her
when she calls. Okay, once you have that doll, bring it to the snitch. See if she'll spill any info. After that, we should be good. I'll see you in lunch. Okay, let's try talking to her first. I just love this doll.
She's so pretty, just like me. Can I have it? I suppose you could, if you can win custody. What do you mean?
We're gonna play house.
It'll be fun! I guess we can. Perfect! I'll see you over at the dollhouse, ex-husband! Oh, great. What are you doing here? It's not the weekend or Thanksgiving! I'm here for my daughter. I know you are, but I would be neglecting my duties as a mother if I let her go with a filthy boozer such as yourself! I'm clean now. Oh, really you've been attending your meetings then
Let's see your 30-day pin. Wait, what? I don't have it with me. Typical you haven't been going just know that what I'm doing. I'm doing out of love. What are you doing? Hello 9-1-1 What? No, this is the janitor I know that you gave me this number. Now if you want any more stuff from my dad's liquor cabinet, you'll come in here and be a cop.
Ugh, fine. Be there in a minute. Yeah, we messed up. Is this the perp little girl? We've been over this. I'm a grown woman. But yes, that's him. Please take him away. Not my style. I'm more of a cop who doesn't play by the rules
Let's talk about
Miss Applegate
Everybody gonna watch this happen. Does he honestly care about the clogged toilets? Okay, so let's start playing house again. Okay. I'm kind of I'm kind of busy unclogging a toilet at the moment Oh, hey, one of them funny Monster Mont cards you kiddos like. Are you coming or not? You're a vicious little spitfire, you figure it out.
What, no, get your crazy old butt in here and do as I say. My daughter, give her back. Nope, bye. What the, you're not supposed to be in here. Ay, got the dog, baby.
Okay, so now we can go back to Penny. Hey, Penny. Here you go. You did it. I missed her so much. Thank you.
This means the world to me. Happy to help. You know, I haven't actually told anyone that you had contraband on you. I don't have to. Wait, what?
She's gaining autonomy. I won't have study hall? I think that's fair. You really did make me happy to- Hey, what's this? There's some kind of thing sticking out of her back. It looks like some kind of old computer disk.
What?
Weird.
Well, I don't need it. You can have it if you want. Thank you so much for being my friend today. Sure. I'm going to hide her under this table. My mommy wouldn't want me playing with her. Okay. Okay, we can get the doll if we want. Well, how'd recon go? Did she tell you where she put our stuff? She gave me this disk. Interesting. Well, we got to see what's on it. We need access to a computer
and there's probably one in the principal's office. How do I get there? Smooth talk to the principal. Yep, did that. I'm gonna cause an incident in here. One that requires the principal's attention. When she leaves her office, that's when you go get on her computer. Good plan.
One more thing. After you get the file printed, see about unlocking the back door. I have a feeling we'll need to get back up there. What's about to happen? Can do. Now get going to the principal's office.
We got work to do. I'm gonna see the principal.
Nyah, nyah.
Ah, my sister wishes to see you? A mere child? She never wants to have lunch with her dear sister, but I guess that's not your problem. I guess not's not your problem. I guess not. Bye. Oh, hello! Please do come in.
Okay.
I'm so happy you came by. I'm always very concerned about the well-being of the stu-
Sister, please! Come quick! The children!
The children have gone mad! Wait, they had a food fight? Oh, and we missed it! What are you talking about, Margaret? What's happened? Why are you covered in condiments?
Yank, yank!
It is every lunch, ladies, where fear comes to fruition.
It is a, a food fight! Oh, I called it in the last episode! Oh, we don't even get to see it.
Oh no, I do apologize, but we'll have to pick this up later. Please don't do anything while I'm gone. This will only take a minute. Take your time. Oh, we get to look around her office. Okay, books on the bookshelf.
Okay, don't pull anything. Don't do anything. There's a secret door behind the bookshelf, clearly. What's this? Principal's computer. Okay, don't do that yet. He's got a pink plant, box. Oh, we got an outfit.
Okay, calendar, season change. Oh, we got a new outfit. Okay, let's unlock the back door. Let's pull this book. Oh, secret passage didn't open, but there's a Monster Mod card.
Okay, I think I touched everything in here. Let's go ahead and insert the disc. Printed something. This document printed out when I put the disc in the computer. I wonder what it says.
Take it.
Goodness, what a mess. These new children make me miss the ones I... Oh, I almost forgot I left you in here, my mistake. What other children was she talking about? What were you about to say?
What? Oh, nothing.
Don't worry about it. I'll try not to. Good. Nothing. Don't worry about it. I'll try not to good. I'm afraid our time is almost up We'll have to try this again tomorrow Guess we will please return to lunch and try not to slip on anything. It's a mess in there. Oh So y'all gonna have a food fight when I leave Jerome what happened to you
Look at Cindy Dang look at Carla not a scratch on her. Of course, nothing on Penny either. Oh, we gotta talk to everybody. I suppose I feel a little better.
Okay.
I officially hate this new school. Everything is awful about it. Just look at my face! That's pretty awful. But then again, your face is awful regardless. No way am I getting in trouble over some dumb food fight. You kids will learn not to do that soon enough.
I took notes on everyone who threw food. Study hall will be quite full today. Okay snitch. Nugget feels like he won the fight of food. Nugget is victorious! That's great Nugget.
I kept Felix safe from the food. Father would be very upset if anything happened to him. That's really sad. Teddy did an excellent job protecting me from those wrapped scallions rations. Perhaps he is good for something after all. Way to go, Teddy.
Bugs kept the food off me when it started flying. We work well together.
Wait, what?
They got some type of partnership? All right, so I got something. Heck yeah! They got some type of partnership. All right, so I got something. Heck. Yeah. All right Monty a deal's a deal I protected you. Okay, that's the partnership. I protected you from getting messed up when the food started flying now you yes bugs I'll read the stupid document for you. But this thing looks pretty big. I can have it done when recess starts Recess, but I have study hall. I want to know what it says right now
Come on bugs, you know know it doesn't work like that. Looks like your little friend here is going to have to get the info for you. Fine, take this walkie talkie. I want to know everything you know. I have a feeling we've just scratched the surface.
Okay.
Yank, yank! The bell is rung. Be gone from my cafeteria! We get to go to recess cause we weren't at the food fight and recess is looking a little thinner today. All right, Monty, what are we cooking? Oh, there you are. I finished reading that document you gave me. It's a doozy.
What did it say? Well, Penny is an android of some sort! I knew it! She's a freaking... ANDROID! What?
Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
The technology is astounding. How did that happen? Seems like she was attacked by a bear or something. Really brutal stuff. She had a lot of stuff replaced. What?
Who's controlling her?
Her mom.
It looks like there are three remotes that have full access. Those go to the teachers and the principal. There are listeners all over the school that only respond to one voice command, which is, I'm sending you to the principal's office. Uh-huh, when that happens, instant sniped. Is there more about the remotes?
Yeah, the remotes have four buttons on them. Green summons her, blue releases contraband, yellow deactivates defenses, red fires her laser. Oh my goodness! I'd remember that if I were you. Could save your life if you got your hands on one of those remotes. Where's the stuff she confiscates?
The schematics indicate that she has a storage compartment somewhere in her stomach. I don't know if there's an ethical way to get it out. Any ideas? Well, if I had to take down a robot, I'd probably try magnetizing her. There's a giant magnet inside the science class, but you can't use it. Why not?
Because we're learning about plants in science class today. Unless the lesson plan changes, you're not gonna be able to get close to that thing.
Hmm.
Hey, kid, I heard the whole thing. Meet me upstairs in the science classroom. Cut through the principal's office. We're going to bust this girl's head wide open. Bugs, relax! Okay, so yeah, I know that the principal's back door is this way by the dumpster. I remember that. And I unlocked the door. Nice. Uh-oh. No, dear. This isn't the study hall room. Oh, my mistake. Could you show me the right room? Of course, right this way. Okay, well, that didn't go so well.
She's guarding the study hall room now, so don't come down here. What should I do? The plan hasn't changed. I'm sure there's a way into the science classroom. You just gotta get in there
and change the lesson plan to magnets, got it? Once you do that, get back outside and wait for the bell to ring so you can pay the lab fee. I'm gonna need you to start in the science class. Okay, door to the science classroom is locked. How do I get in to change the lesson plan? Oh, it's you. Yeah, we messed up. We weren't supposed to come out down here, but I don't know what to do. You know, Penny mentioned to me that she made a new friend. That you are her new friend.
Yeah, she's nice. And now, you're sneaking around with that large boy and there's a computer disk in my office that I didn't put there. Oh, it's all just a little too suspicious. I think we should have a little chat. In my office
right on cue I'll see you tomorrow what's happening if y'all want to prove who is the main villain of this game. There you go. Oh, I know what to do. Bob's tool belt. We haven't used that yet. Yep, Bob. How did I not think of that?
There's a vent. This air vent looks like it could be unscrewed. It seems to lead to the science room. Let's go. That old janitor does not care about anything. So we're gonna change the lesson plans to magnets.
Get outta here. And then I just use the last move. Okay, so we're going to science now, which I have to pay $3 for, which is weird. Welcome to science class. Today's lesson will be about magnets. That's odd. I thought it was plants. Anyway, magnets have plenty of uses in science such as removing bullets from furniture or pulling aircraft out of the sky. Now observe the power of magnets!
That's strange. The magnet doesn't seem to be working. It looks like someone has sabotaged my magnets. One of the gears is missing?! I will not have some rat of a child ruining good science. Children, it's time for a scavenger hunt.
Whoever finds that gear gets a prize or something. Start looking. Um, hey, can I talk to you for a second? What is it? I think I'm the one that took that gear. You think?
It's kind of a blur. I blacked out again or something. I think I put it into the blue locker, but I don't know the combination. I'll get it back. Something is different since I met you. I hope you find it. Dude, I like Penny now. She's not a bad guy of her own volition. She's being controlled, manipulated, bamboozled! Sounds like we need to get into that locker. I'm gonna talk to this Carla girl. Apparently
she's good at opening locks. Meet me upstairs by the lockers. Hey, I see you over there. No leaving when there is science to be done. I'm looking for the gear. Oh, good idea.
It might be somewhere in the hallway. Here's a hall pass, but I don't want you going downstairs. All right, sure. All right. It's this one right here, the blue one. Hold up guys, let me see some passes. I got a job to do, you know.
She's got a bathroom pass, he's got a hall pass, and I got a lighter for you.
We good?
Oh, yeah, I guess so. Oh, jeez, why did it have to be this one? This is Penny's locker. We're all dead if we get caught trying to get in there. Don't worry about that, just pick the stupid lock so we can get out of here. No deal man, we're up in the ante if you want to get in on this locker. What do you want? There's a special laser module that she uses to fry kids with. I want it. Caprende?
Fine, whatever, now open the stupid thing. Easy for you to say, get back in that classroom right now and keep her from coming out here. If she has a blackout right now, we'll have a serious problem. You know about her blackouts? We all do. We just choose not to talk about it because we all want to live. Now get in there and keep her from coming out here.
How long will this take? It should only take a little while assuming she doesn't come out here and ruin our lives. How do I distract her? She had a doll that she used to keep her calm. Yes! Under the table, got it. It was right here. Take the doll. Something's wrong.
I think someone is trying to get into my locker. Look how she just ran over there when I picked the doll up. We're getting the gear, remember?
What?
You can't go through my locker!
I need to protect myself! I mean my stuff!
Why don't you play with your doll? My...my dolly? Yes, my dolly. When things were better. When times were simpler. Yes, I'll go play with my dolly.
Good idea. Oh, this is so sad. Okay, she's busy. You in there? Got it. Here's your stupid gear, fatso. You're lucky you're a girl, or I would
push you down the stairs for a comment like that. Just remember you're into the bargain. Bring me that laser module. I'll get it from you tomorrow before school. Yeah, yeah, you'll get what's coming to you. Here's the gear kid get back in there and let's fry this chick
I don't want it. I don't want to do that anymore though before things were like this Before it happened. Oh Dolly, I missed you let her enjoy that Don't talk to me unless you got that gear. I got it Well, that's splendid news gather around children, children, and observe the power of magnets. No, Benny!
Um, Dr. Danner? I don't feel so good.
I...
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! This is worse than the ending of Infinity War. She even literally said I don't feel so good. Oh my goodness. I really didn't want penny to die. Oh No, I am so fired
You think genius?
Shut up, Ozzy. No one likes you Well children looks like this is the end of my tenure Stay in school don't do any drugs unless I gave them to you goodbye then bro got it he take it off in a jet pack oh this is the craziest mission so far wow that worked way more violently than I thought it would yeah I've got the stuff let's get the heck out of here. Right behind you.
Notice the principal didn't come out first. Nugget's still bleeding. Oh, this was crazy.
I can't believe we did it. We took out an android and got my knife back. It's been a good day. I guess so. Here's that laser thing Carla wanted. I'll let you give it to her. She kind of scares me.
Dang, so Bugs is secretly scared of Carla? Okay then. And to commemorate the end of being spied on by a robot, here's a Monster Mont card. That's a bit of a stretch. Whatever, man.
I'll see you tomorrow. See ya. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
I don't feel so good about this one.
Penny's laser beam.
Three new outfits.
Two new cards.
Dang man.
That was, that was brutal. But now it's confirmed. Now we know. Penny is an android.
Penny is an android. Penny is an android.
Penny is an android.
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