Love Poison | Pranit More | Stand-up Comedy | Crowd Work Special

I cut my abdomen,

Yes.

then I cut my skull, and then in the end, all the reproductive organs.

Are you sure you're a doctor or a butcher?

I was in a long distance relationship,

Yes.

and, um, it was not working out.

Remarkable. Remarkable.

Remarkable.

Are you dating anyone right now?

No.

Why did you break up?

He cheated.

How?

This is content for us. I contacted the new girl. And she also got a surprise.

The best part is I recorded everything.

You made a video too? You're a little psycho.

Oh, I expect that the rest of the people are comfortable to talk to.

So, I have brought money for them.

So, a lot of money. Why will we get thousands of rupees? This is not Xerox!

Don't listen to that Harsh Rane.

This is real money. Harsh Rane.

I have brought lot of money. Why will you get thousands of rupees? Xerox. This is not Xerox.

Don't listen to Harsh Rane. This is real money. What? Is it a farzi? What are you saying? Is this a farzi? So you don't want it? Now you are saying it in your own language. And you will say that you want it.

Okay, fine. Let's talk. Who among you wants me to talk to her? Okay, fine. Can I talk to you? Is it yes or no? I can, right? Okay, let's start with this.

Hello, hi. What's your name?

Hello, Sejal.

Sejal, so we've discussed this. This will go on YouTube and Instagram. Do you agree? Yes, I do. Okay, now we're done. Ask the girls once, okay?

Until she says yes.

Yes.

Hey, shut up!

I'm talking about the content.

You idiots! Sejal, so...

What's the deal? What do you do in life?

I'm doing MBBS. I'm gonna be a doctor.

In... I am doing MBBS, gonna be a doctor in month You become a doctor by doing MBBS? Sejal, you always wanted to become a doctor in your life

Yes

And how far have you come?

Last year, final year

So, you are almost done? Almost So, you just let your body get cut So, when you saw your body for the first time, what was your reaction?

I mean, some people get faint but I didn't get anything body I can smell it. How long does it take to get used to it? We dissect the same body for the whole year. We respect them as well.

How do you respect them?

First, you light incense sticks. Anand bhai, get some Kapoor for her. How do you respect a dead body?

I mean, we take oath.

What? Oath?

On the dead body?

I mean, respect.

I'll cut anything, I'll cut the truth. She has a big leg piece. Does it ever feel like,

Bro,

I mean, something.

What oath? This is the one next to you, do you know him? No, he's a dead body.

Put your hand on him.

He's happy. He's like, I'm dead.

I'm dead. Everyone's dead. Sejal, put your hand on me. He's happy.

I said, put your hand on him. He's like this.

He's quiet.

You keep quiet. Take a sip first. I told him to keep his hand down and he did this You shut up!

Take the oath first I don't remember

I don't remember that

And you are going to be a doctor Now the real patient will come and say Oh man, I forgot

I won't take the oath on him

What did you do? All the kids took the take one vote each.

There is a group of 10 people and there is a body in it. So, whoever gives consent before dying that I want to donate my body or whatever it is.

So, every person who has a will, he is writing it. Like, if someone says Aag, if he has said a limited part of it, then you can cut that much only?

I mean, it happens to the whole body.

I have heard that if I... He can donate. So donation is different and cutting is different?

Yes, full body.

So what will happen if you cut it? You? What do you know? Be calm.

I mean, my uncle has done it too.

What? Dissection?

No, no, no. For donation. He has donated? Yes, I mean, after his death, he will be giving his body back.

Okay, okay. We don't go there. What did you bite for the first time?

What is this?

What a disgusting thought of this society. This is the reflection of the society. That a girl can't cut anything else. Means she will keep cutting the boy. No, no, Sahjal, we have complete faith. Yes, tell me. No, no, you are expecting everything in a joke.

Yes, you tell me. We won't guess anything. You cut your legs. Why did you cut them? What are you looking inside?

Muscles.

We don't know what you do.

We look at the muscles. What is the supply? We show it to the teachers. Then we cut the abdomen. Then we cut the skull. Then I cut the skull. And then in the end,

the reproductive organs. Are you a doctor or a butcher? And do people do this when they joke? They do. Like, he has nothing in his mind.

Whatever, whatever.

Size, whatever, whatever size, whatever.

What?

You guys talk about all this? Poor uncle donated his body for the noble cause. And the kids are like, bro, uncle's a kid. Sejal, how will we donate now? We'll think everyday, we can't do it. Sejal will laugh.

So this is all there? And then, now you've seen all this dirt. Then do you eat?

That happens after lunch time.

Oh, this is lunch time. So you see it before lunch. And all this I've heard about you, the junior doctors, like you're going to be one. So you only take history. Yes.

And the attenders are the actual doctors or PGVG doctors.

Yes.

So how do they usually behave?

Are they supportive or are they stubborn?

Some of them flirt.

How do they flirt?

For example, if we have to go to the department to take attendance,

they say, don't come on the 15th, I'll give you the sign.

Does this happen with you or with other girls too?

I mean, yes, if she's pretty, it happens.

Then why is it happening with you? Do they have problems with their eyes too? And you like it when you get attention like this, so tell me the truth.

Sometimes, I mean, yes, good look. And you like it when you get attention like this? Tell me the truth. Sometimes... I mean...

Yes...

Good look.

Are you a doctor? Like, sir, please pass me. I can cut leg piece. Do you have a boyfriend?

No, I'm single.

Have you ever had one?

Yes, I have.

When was your last breakup?

Last...

You guys don't have the money to guess. You guys are shouting from behind. I think it was a month ago.

In November.

So it was recently. Why did you break up?

He cut his third leg.

He said he cut his third leg.

Who said that? You said it, right?

Very nice. Don't get excited by this. Don't cut anything in everything. You're the same. We won't do it this time as well.

Yes, Sreejan. We weren't matching our opinions. No, no. We weren't matching our opinions.

He was getting very possessive

So what did he do? He used to check your phone? No, not the phone, he used to say don't go here I like going out, I like clubbing So don't do this, don't do that If he didn't like it, I didn't do it But in the end I was losing myself

So at first you used to feel that it's love And then you realized that you shouldn't do it. Yes. What was your boyfriend's name? Dadaji?

Then did you break up or he did? Mutually.

This doesn't happen. We want to know the truth.

I did.

Okay, so now he is after you?

In the blocked list.

Oh, you block him?

Yes.

How fun!

Why are you getting happy? You get happiness from it. Have you ever got a message from a celeb? Yes, I have.

He is a cricketer. What? Cricketer? Tell me his name.

We are guessing.

No.

Why? Why are you guys guessing? Can you tell me his name? Our camera will like it. Or you tell me the team, we will guess. I will give you a chance, who is saying India?

So will Travis Hedges message him? That my leg is broken. You wait, Dinda, what are you saying? Wait a minute, I will give you a chance. You tell me the team, he plays IPL.

He plays IPL.

Which team can you tell me about? There are 25 players in the team. And there are more retired players.

There is not just one.

Oh, so every team...

She is in trouble now. So, tell me one thing.

Tell us one thing, which we can guess. I have to give them money.

Oh, there was one.

So, is it a good cricketer? Oh, that's why he went out of form because of sending you a message. So, what would you reply if you received their message? Do you like attention?

Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

Wait, do you get free entry in the stadium?

I did go, but not then.

Cut, cut, cut, cut.

So you replied?

Yes, I did But then, he had a girlfriend and he didn't tell He was not disheartened Then he got spotted with Paprazi So I asked him who he was

He was a best friend

I was thinking how much will this f**ker downfall He is lying to the girls of MBBS Oh brother And any non-cricketer?

Yes, Splitzwilla

What **** Who? Splitzwilla? Dick Vigeni? No, no, no Nowadays call them curly haired guys Who among you? Okay, Yogesh

You are a noob, who knows this So what do they message you?

You're cute

Yes

You guys are scoundrels Half of you guys will go home and message him Hello my s**t No, no, everyone give him a round of applause Let's ask this girl

Do you think Sejal should be paid? Yes, how much should she be paid? 500? Okay, fine Okay Sejal. Here you go. What? Nothing. Who else do you want to talk to? Who else is interested?

Yes, this one. Yes, give it to him. Yes, give it to him. Hello, brother. What's your name?

Harman.

Harman, come.

You guys are so quiet

Harman, we will put all these things on YouTube, Instagram, all the platforms Do you have consent for this? Yes What do you do in your life? I work as an assistant director in movies Oh, so you are a director? No

What's the difference between an assistant director and a director? So, a director is basically

the one who sits on the chair and says everything.

Wow! Wow!

Wow!

Harman, man! If someone has enlightened us after this, it's you. The director sits like this. And you sit down.

So we are doing all the work logistically. Director sits like this on top And you sit on the bottom So we are doing all the work logistically You have to do all the work or the credit goes to the director? No, not at all Basically we have to follow his vision

And bring it on screen

So have you done any movie work that we know of?

I have done 4 projects And only one of them has been released Season 4 of FOMO season 4, which just came out

Oh, so you were the assistant director in that?

Yes

So, it's fun to shoot Yes Tell us about an incident that we think will happen often

Incident as in?

Is it something funny? Or is it something awkward? Or is it a demand from some actor? So, I remember one incident So, basically from two actors actors I did the fourth one, not the first three. They weren't getting it. Yes, they weren't getting it, which we knew. So, what happened was, they had a shot where they had to hug all four girls and dance. So, before that, both the actors had a very bad fight in front of the entire crew. For example, there were 200 people. In front of the entire crew, they were very bad.

One was abusing the other, one of them started crying. So the director got it solved later.

Sitting on a chair? No. How did the director get down?

No, the director also said, do it later.

I respect the director. He said, do it later.

So they fought and hugged and danced.

Who were these two?

No. Who? these two? No.

Who?

Who is this?

No, but she wasn't there.

You watch splitsvilla too? Is he the director?

On the chair.

On the chair.

Oh, brother.

And assistant director, usually, what is your work as an assistant director?

That work is divided. Basically, first AD, second AD, second AD, second AD, third AD.

What?

Yes, it is like that.

AD means assistant director. First means the one above everyone. Yes. So, there is one more below you.

First AD, second AD, second second.

Yes, it is like that.

Then why not third? Then third comes. After second second It's like that Then why not third? Then comes third, second second, third, then intern So first, second, third, fourth can be done? No, no, because department wise work is being distributed

So what do you do in second second?

Second second is basically costume AD Which looks at the continuity of the costume Second AD looks at the date of the actors

Bro, I'm feeling a little dizzy And bro, is there a casting couch? We are given a casting director

who is required to play a certain character. We don't know how to cast him. We have options. Options? We refine the options for the character. If we get 10, I will show 5 directors.

He will lock one. So, there is no casting couch. I mean, I don't know how to cast. I don't know how to cast. We refine the options for the director. If we get 10, I will show 5 directors. And he will lock one. That's how it is.

So, you don't have a casting yet?

If we had, we wouldn't have known.

So, when will you become a director? I don't know yet. Do you have a girlfriend, Arman? No. Have you ever had one? Yes. Why did you break up last time? Long distance. Where did you stay?

Punjab.

That was very unpredictable.

Harman's girlfriend is in Punjab. This is the question of 7 crore in KBC.

And I think most of the contestants will lose.

So you were in Punjab first?

Yes. And then? It's not necessary that every Punjabi stays in Punjab. I am not saying that. Most of the contestants will lose So you were in Punjab first? Yes And then It's not necessary that all Punjabis live in Punjab

All Maharashtrians live in Maharashtra And who is this guy with you? He is my cousin Whose son is he? My uncle's son You are related to your uncle's son?

Yes

Didn't his father take your land? No Iske baapne tumhari zameen nahi adpi? Punjab wali.

Humari joint family hai.

Son of Sardar.

Arre tu rukh rahe hai. Badiya, inn dono ke liye taali baata ho ek baar.

Thank you.

Kisko poochte hain hum?

Haan, kya? Aja tu ke mujhe baat karna hi hai? Pehle hum isko paise de de? You want to talk to me? First, let's give him money. No? Okay. Let's ask you. What do you think?

Bengali. Should we give him money?

Give him.

How much?

Password?

Okay.

What a joke.

They are scoundrels.

People are scoundrels. Okay. Hi. What's your name?

My name is Meghna Why did you say it like that?

It's your name, isn't it?

No, I mean...

Keep the mic close. Are you a Maharashtrian? Yes. Is there a problem in speaking in Hindi?

No, it's nothing like that. I can speak.

What kind of a goon are you? If you're not comfortable, then we can...

No, I can speak.

You can speak, okay. What was your name?

My name is Meghna.

So, all this conversation will go to Instagram, YouTube, everywhere. You have consent for this. Yes. What do you do in life?

I am a back dancer. I do back dancers in movies.

Yes, yes, we understood. So we have an assistant director too. Okay? We have all the people today.

Okay.

So what is the struggle of your life?

I have to go far. I do shows too.

You have to travel a lot. It's a hectic life. Where have you travelled till now?

I have travelled to many places. Yes. Like Ahmedabad, Surat.

And mostly I have shot in film city.

And where do you stay?

I stay in Kandivali.

So you are very close to Kandivali.

Yes, I know.

So I don't see any struggle. Where is the struggle?

Struggle means one shoot for 15-20 days

wow!

and you pay for it?

yes, per day

so this is a good thing

struggle will happen when you shoot for 20 days and get paid for 3 days

not like that

now what? you think everything on youtube is not organic now we have to make this story better now I will tell you the answer. You have to say that. We have to do this.

I gave him 3 chances. He didn't agree. So I'll ask you, what is your struggle? You say, our assistant director is a f*****. I'm kidding. I won't ask you to lie. Do you ever feel jealous of the main dancer or actress?

You feel like she doesn't deserve it.

No, I don't feel jealous but I want to be in the frame. I want to be in the proper side of the person. When the song will be released in the movies...

So you should be in the frame?

Yes, I should be.

Like if we cut the reels, if you are horizontal, you will be heavy.

No.

One minute.

Actually...

This is true, right?

When there are back to back shoots, if the first one doesn't go well, they cut it.

And then they keep doing the return back to back.

So when I worked in Bulbulaiya 3... If it doesn't work out, we cut it. And then we keep doing it back to back.

So when I worked in Bulbulaiya 3... Oh, you were in Bulbulaiya 3?

Yes.

You look like one.

I remember Rajpal.

Do you have Nagarbatti in your head?

No, no. Okay. Wait. Okay.

So when I worked in Bulbulia 3,

when I had that song with Hukkush Pukkush.

Hukkush Pukkush?

Yes, that song with Kartik Aaryan.

So I was there.

Yes.

I tried to come in the frame.

How?

I mean...

The position is decided, right?

No, it's not decided.

I mean...

So anyone can dance anywhere? No, not anyone. I was trying.

Hey, AD, what is this? At least second AD will say something.

No one is saying anything. I am the only one who is wrong. So, Kartik Aaryan is dancing and if I am a back dancer, I will come forward.

No, I will be on his side. I will be on his side.

Kartik Aaryan said, you're at home. No more of Act Dancer.

So, I was talking on his side. Oh, you can come on the side.

Yes, on the side.

Okay.

So, I tried, but when I completed the shoot, after that, when I saw the video, I mean, I was visible in it, but I was seen a little behind. And when I showed my mom that I am this, she said, son, you are not visible.

This is the identity of a cardicarian.

No, no. Then I showed my best friend that I didn't tell her that I am or not. I showed her the video and said her to find me from this. Then I showed her. Then she said, yes I found you.

So you saw her. Yes I saw.

So you have done it with a female actress and you thought she doesn't know how to dance.

We will beat you.

What to do?

Let's guess. Tell us the song.

No, Jhanvi Kapoor dances very well. I actually,

Wait, I am telling.

I, when I was getting married son's wedding.

Son's wedding?

Yes, and there was Jhanvi Kapoor too.

So when Jhanvi Kapoor was dancing, I was right next to her.

Was it a performance or were people dancing in the club?

No, it was a performance.

So Jhanvi Kapoor was in the center and you were on the side?

Yes, I was on the side. So I was dancing and I said hi to her five times.

To whom? Janhvi?

While dancing?

Yes.

Why yes? What did she say?

Booze.

Who said go back?

Take this. Give it to him.

So you were dancing to Jhanvi's beach performance. Which song were you dancing to?

There were 2-3 songs like this.

Will you come on stage once if you feel like? Yes.

Yes, then come.

Okay.

So I am Jhanvi Kapoor, she is less hot. Now we are dancing. What? You are from here? Your profile is good.

I was here, from her left.

Oh wow.

We can't go here and there in technicalities. Keep the mic close.

So now.

Today you are on the chair. Okay? So now, I am Jhanvi and you are you.

So, you have to do the same thing you were doing in the middle.

Okay?

Hi, mam. Hi, mam.

Hi, mam.

Hi, mam. Hi. Bas bas itne hi baar bola tha.

Fir usne last me, last me jab hamara cut hua at the end, when we were cut, when the director said cut, when he came back, I said, I saw it. I said it like that.

Wait a minute, you said cut, we are done now, so... Bro, you... Harman, you have to say cut. You keep dancing. I'll dance too.

We are doing it now. Yes. You guys away. Harman, you have to say cut. You keep dancing. I'll also dance. Keep going.

With love.

Yes.

You guys wait. Then you have to say hi again after the cut. Okay?

Yes.

Say it.

Cut.

Hi.

Hi.

Very good.

Sorry. Bhatir Mahi Sorry

It was a joke

But nice meeting you

I wanted to say one more thing Actually my brother is here

It's his birthday today So he has been watching your show since a while.

He'll dance too.

He's not a dancer.

Happy birthday to you. What's your brother's name?

Aditya.

So we'll all sing for Aditya.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear Aditya Happy birthday to you You are the one who is singing Wish you a very happy birthday I don't give money for everything If you get a cake in the end, bring it

We will cut it And you will be in the center of the frame. I'll sit in the corner.

No, no, no.

No, I want you to enjoy the moment.

He's a big fan of yours.

So, he and I will cut.

Yes.

And you'll sit there.

Okay?

No, look...

Cut the letter.

What? I'll give you an Oscar.

No, no.

I want that in the end we cut the cake when you are at the center.

Because, you see, when I started stand-up, we struggled a lot.

We always thought that if we get a center stage, it will be so good. So, obviously, everyone works hard.

And at least I can give you this platform.

I'll make you a glass. center stage milega toh kitna acha lagega toh obviously sab log mehnat karte hai aur at least main ye platform tuye de sakta hu platform na dinga so nice meeting you all the best to you thik hai chal badhe ka taali baata hai iske liye sab log kis ko pooche hum bhai tu bata jo beard mein hai na second last room hai isko paise dene chahiye tu hi hai bhai beard mein udhar haan Should he be paid for the second last room in the beard? You're the only one with a beard there.

How much should he be paid?

500?

Is it a birthday?

Okay.

No, sorry.

This is how it is. I get a little mean.

Okay.

Who else wants to talk?

Yeah, give this to the one to the green t-shirt guy.

What did you write? Sabar! You kept it, right? Bro, you look like a bodybuilder to me. No, no. It's just a t-shirt.

So, you wear a t-shirt and become Kyams?

To hide my stomach. Oh, I see. What a humble guy.

Horizontal challenge.

Doesn't anyone talk to these people in real life? He's a dumbass

Doesn't anyone talk to these people in real life?

Do you have to talk to everyone here?

Hello, hi, what's your name? Ruchit

Huh?

Ruchit

Ruchit, all this conversation will go on Instagram, YouTube, everywhere It's your consent

Yes

Okay, with whom have you come?

With a friend

Okay

Oh

Oh

The one next to you is like, oh He's saying, the fruit of patience These people are so stupid There is some scene

Do you like it? No, no, we are friends since childhood Then this scene should be there Is she your girlfriend?

No Is she your lover?

No She asked him, you are talking nonsense No. Is he your man? No. He asked her nicely. You are fooling me. Do you drink? Not anymore. Have you ever drunk together?

No.

He understood. He is smart. So you never felt that you are his man? No. Have you ever had a girl are for her? No. Okay. Have you ever been in a relationship?

Yes.

Okay. I mean... What is it that you feel you will never date her?

Will you ever date her?

No.

Oh my God!

If she says, let's go on a date, what will you say?

Who is asking you?

No one is even standing up for you. He is dying to know.

Come on, let him be with us.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

No, no. This, this.

Okay, yes. No, no. She won't ask. No, no. It's a hypothetical scenario. In case she asks.

Very tough question.

I have understood the answer, but still, let's hear it from you. Does she have a boyfriend? No, no. Your boyfriend? It's possible, right? Is there something shocking going on?

No, no.

Okay, so what's the deal? You went on a date, right? How long have you been friends? Since childhood? Since childhood.

Since how long?

Since KG. Oh, so you guys used to play together?

Yes.

What all did you play?

Doctor, doctor.

You can't play anything with Sejal.

Okay, so... We are friends from the same society.

Same area.

What did you play with the kids from the society?

We used to play Uno, the kids game You used to play Uno as kids? What kind of a kid is this? We were a bit advanced You didn't play on the ground?

No, no

What did you do in life? Nothing now, I just came back from India Where were you? London What were you doing there?

I was doing a job

I was in hospitality You were in London? What were you doing there? I was doing my job. What job were you doing?

I was in hospitality. Oh, you were in the hotel industry? Yes.

What was your role in that?

Floor manager.

I started as a bartender. Oh, you were a bartender? Yes. Did you enjoy it there? A lot. So, is the life there better than the life here?

Yes. Because I haven't worked here But there was a lot of freedom And you didn't have to lick any boss So we all used to lick here? All of this was done by the assistant director? We were fine I have left the job I never licked, I used to sleep straight

Self respect is the highest thing. Get naked. And it happens that there are a lot of foreigners in London. So, do bartenders get paid? A lot. How do you approach the girls?

The life there is a little... Most of the time, when I am serving the bartenders, half of them are dumb. So, they don't know whom I am talking to. In their eyes, you can be Johnny Depp or her ex

so she just talks to everyone and I just have to flow with the conversation Someone's liquor fell You said it after hearing it

Bro, we did engineering

We had to shake the liquor like this So have you ever scored like ever score a very hot girl? Twice Wow! Why did you come back then? Visa issues

They said, get this turkey out of here

He is sleeping with the queen

So we will try We will try

To make a few people understand

So we will try You have come to India I will come to your club Please Please You have to sit there and do it I am a customer and I am a b*****d

Now you decide Should I be a boy or a girl Don't try this It will be fun But this is also a point Not only people, we also used to get drunk

While we were working You guys used to work while drinking? We used to take out the drinks we made And keep them in the glass below

And we used to drink them

Bro, you used to go to Haldi? No, no Shitty? Mine is also shitty We made it, we'll drink it I didn't know this. My seniors told me. You can make your own drink.

This was your ideal job. You used to drink everyday. That's why I said I am not doing it anymore. Oh my god. Because I don't have any work. So you are looking for a job now?

Nothing at the moment. I am taking a break. You have saved a lot? A little. Where do you live? In Bhandup. You should have saved. Give him a round of applause. The guy next to him is giving him a mic. Okay, so the second last guy. What do you think, should he be paid?

Give him a tip.

You asshole, he said not money, give him a tip. How much should he be paid?

50-50 or 200?

50-50? I mean, who should I give 50-50 to? No, who should I give half? You? You've already drunk? I'm asking you, you're asking for his money?

Bro, don't be an Indian. People are scoundrels here. Give me 2000, I'll give you 1000. Did he just open his mouth? It was my mistake, I asked him. Let's ask someone else, a smart person.

You tell me, what do you think? Should he be paid? 500?

We have hired people who only said 500. You are sitting with your shoes off. What is this? Sit, sit, sit as per your convenience. We can talk to you. If you want to, that's fine.

We can? Okay. Let's talk to Shrestha. Shrestha is the pronunciation, right? Okay. Shrestha. I did it wrong.

So, actually what is it?

Shrestha.

Shrestha.

Shrestista.

Hello.

Kis ke saath aayi hai tu?

With my friends.

Acha toh iske liye ek baad taalib aata ho. Yeh meri dost hai.

Ya mujhe lag raha hai aise.

Tune mera content dekha tha kabhi?

Of course.

Kya kya dekha hai tune?

Bigg Boss dekha hai tune kabhi?

Bigg Boss.

Bigg Boss. I think so. Have you ever seen my content?

Of course.

What have you seen?

Have you seen Bigg Boss?

I think I haven't seen Bigg Boss.

Best.

That was a very good decision. I haven't seen it either.

Okay.

What do you do in life?

I'm a dance choreographer. Yes.

What do you think is the best part of your job?

My... Everything about my work. What do you think is the struggle in your work? There's no struggle because I enjoy my

work so I don't see it as a struggle. You're like an HR. HR is sitting next to me.

How many friends are you? Three. How did you become friends?

She has been my best friend.

I mean, since a decade.

You try it. You speak in Hindi.

Okay, sorry.

We have been friends for 10 years. And we have been friends for 5-6 years.

So, do you two bitch about her?

Not at all.

She is here now.

No, no, no. We do bitching but I don't bitch about her.

Oh, so she is the third one who hasn't come. She hasn't come, that's right. So you guys are a close group. But you came later, so do you ever feel that these people are more close-knit? No, no. So I'll tell you,

she is one of those friends who you meet once in two months but it's still the same whenever we meet.

And what about her?

I have always been friends with her.

And you became friends with HR?

No, no, no.

We were in college together.

Oh, you were in college together.

Have you guys ever done any prank together?

No, we have done a prank together.

Yes, yes, yes.

Have you ever drunk?

No, I mean, I just quit. I don't know. No, no, no. But genuinely, I used to drink. I just quit.

So you were in London? No.

They kicked you out. So have you ever done any alcohol related activity? Or a drunk memory? No, but

there is something else. We both broke up with the same guy? No! Same night we decided to break up

with different guys Why did you decide? Were they toxic?

No, they were not toxic but we just decided to break up together

They were not the right ones

HR will tell her that they were not the right ones. Yeah. HR will tell her that they were not the right ones. So you told both of their boyfriends over the phone? No. So in person? Yeah. How did you do this?

So I mean things were not going right. Obviously that's why you brokeye breakup kiya so she was also not happy in her relationship But when I get angry, then... No, no, it's okay. Hey, sit down. So, I was in a long distance relationship. And it was not working out.

Oh my God!

She'll splash water on his face. No, no, she'll kick him. Kick him. No, no, sit quietly

So, we both were in a long distance relationship

Wow, wow, wow

We are watching Animal Planet right now One male and female

And it didn't work And when I came here and told him that He also said that mine is also not working

So then we decided that we cut it together.

Oh! He did it in Hindi.

Do you have any toxic trait?

Anger.

That's true! That's true!

Bro, you are doing good and bad at the same time.

He earns Rs. 500.

Here, take this 500 rupees.

You guys do it amongst yourselves. I am going to pay for it. And you have a lot of tattoos on your hand. What do they mean?

So, I like everything about my tattoos. This is my first tattoo which is like two dogs.

Yes, so you have dogs.

What is the joke? I knew everybody was going to laugh so I stopped. So that everyone can laugh.

Wow, such a smart audience.

So yes, I do have a dog at home and I look after a lot of stray dogs.

You had a page on which you work.

Yes, I still have. It's called We are Powerful. We feed stray dogs and rescue them.

Oh nice.

If anyone is interested, you can follow us and help. You can do good things.

Yes.

Very nice.

Let's give a a round of applause.

Thank you.

Hey, we can talk to you.

Okay, give her the mic.

Hi, Jyotika. How are you?

Hi.

Give her a round of applause. I used to go to the same dance class as her. And I was her senior.

What do you do in life?

I'm a fashion stylist.

Fashion?

Stylist Oh, so you're a stylist? So you usually judge people based on their clothes?

Kind of

How much would you rate her? She's gone crazy I had already taken off my shoes I lost! Is this girl going to girl give me 7? Actually, 7.

I am a fashion stylist too. How much will she give to the white one? Does his shirt look OG to you? Wait a minute. He himself is wearing a pair of shoes. And judging her.

Yes,

this one?

I think 7. That shirt? It doesn't look like it but… Genuinely it doesn't look like it? No.

Cotton quality.

Which brand is this?

Tell me the brand first.

You talk about it.

Copy?

Oh, she herself…

She herself accepted defeat.

That I went to Colaba causeway today. I picked up 300 rupees. Okay, who else? Let's do Sejal too. Yes, let's do the girl too. Aaj gaya tha main Colaba Causeway, 300 ka uthaya main ne. Sejal ko bhi kar le, haan ladki ko bhi kar le kar rahe the.

She's cute.

Haan, aur mere bhai, unka dil tod diya tune sabka. But hum dressing judge kar rahe hain, shakal dodi judge kar rahe hain.

I like what she's wearing.

I like her waist chain.

Rate kar. Yeh achha hai. What cha hai kar rahi?

9 on 10.

9 on 10?

Kya improve kar sakti ho?

I think shoes.

Oh, achha.

Phir tu sita 9 se 3 pe aajaegi.

So, you think

agar tu kabhi date pe bhi jaati hai toh tu yeh sab cheeze observe karte hai? Of course. So, is this a deal breaker for you if you have worn dirty clothes?

I mean, yeah, the person should dress well.

So, what is the worst combo according to you?

Skinny fit denim and...

These are free clothes.

No, you guys listen, just listen and then execute in your life.

Skinny fit denim and loose shirt.

Oh, okay.

Like it doesn't go well together.

So, you were right.

Who said it, it happened.

Kind of.

Ribbed denim.

Oh, that's also there. Okay. Whose is it?

The one next to it.

Okay.

Are you dating anyone right now?

No.

Why was that breakup?

I mean mean he cheated

Oh wow, how?

I mean this is content for us Why are you breaking up with him? How do you think you are cheating?

I figured, I mean Yes

What?

Sixth sense

Only women can understand the pain of women In girls, they don't understand anything else about boys. But if a boy thinks of cheating, girls will immediately think that he is thinking something. What are you thinking? So you thought and then how did you find out?

Yes, I thought and then I reached out to his ex.

Okay, so you were cheating with your ex.

Yes, I mean, first. Haan, means before, but then I reached out to her because I thought that there was something that I didn't know. And then I reached out to her and I got to know a lot of things.

Hindi.

Yes, I got to know a lot of things.

Hey, you scoundrel, when she was speaking English, you... I was just going to say it.

What do you mean you were going to say it?

Scold her. She is also late, you keep quiet. I'll scold him. So you spoke to his ex first, then he told you some things.

What did you do then?

Then I called his ex, his mom.

You called your ex, your mom. This is Hindi, right?

Yes.

And I called him too.

Why have you kept this conference? What is this? Meet and greet? I wanted to confront him and tell him that he is doing it cleverly he is doing all this. You will be saved. You did the right thing. You called his mother and his ex

and...

How many girls were you cheating with?

So, after me, it had already started.

So, he already was doing bread crumbing Yes. So, how many girls came?

So, there was his ex, me and his mom. So, how many girls came? So, there was an ex, me and her mom. So, I confronted and told them everything. And then after finishing all this, I reached out to the new girl and told her everything.

So, how did you understand that she was a new girl? Instagram. So, you read her chat on Instagram? No. So? To ye tujhe samjha kaise hai? Nahi wali ladki tujhe samjh kise rahta ki? Instagram Acha tune uske Instagram pe chat padhe uske?

Nahi!

Wo stories dal raha tha

Aur wo tere saath tha? Haan, malabh humara official breakup nahi hua tha Tum log break pe the?

Things were bad Ek minute, wo ek aurat samjhi ye kider ja rahe hai. Aur jo ladke bilkul nahi aas rahe hai, unko ** koj nahi pata ladiyon ke baare mein. Woh aise yeh kya ho raha hai bhai? Hai toh hai nahi, yeh toh nahi hai. Theek hai haan, tum log break pe the?

Break pe nahi the, bas

rough patch chal raha tha.

Acha, nahi hai. Situation ship kya rehta hai? Situation ship kya rehta hai?

Situation ship kya rehta hai?

Situation ship kya rehta hai? She was a f***ing Sherlock Holmes No, the other girl was not in a good situation either

He had already started dating

You were doing it in two timings?

Three timings

Oh my god, you were completely shattered

No

You were chill

When I got to know, obviously

You were like, wow, I caught you He does multitasking

And the best part is I recorded everything.

You made a video too? You're a little psycho! Did you get a kick out of this? No, I didn't get a kick. Mom, did you see what video I made?

My cheater boyfriend.

It was proof for me.

Do you have it now?

Yes!

Let's see.

There's go. Let's see. There's audio.

Then let's hear it.

I don't know why I'm so excited.

One second. He's not saying anything. Me and my ex luckily we had all the chats

when he was messaging us.

You both used to talk about when he was messaging us

You both also? You both were talking about that?

No, I met him after this

It was a WhatsApp group

It was his WhatsApp group

F*** girlfriends

Oh, me too Okay, do you still believe in love or not?

I do believe in love but guys are not great.

To ab kya solution kya hai? Marj samajh kya karein?

D**k ne haga hai.

Improve.

To hum sab galat ho gayi isme?

Sab nahi, generalize nah I am not generalizing but some men

But now you have trust issues

Of course

So how long has it been since you broke up?

More than one year

So it's been a long time

So after that have you tried any dating app or any other app? No

So have you ever tried any dry... Has no one ever come in your life?

I am actively choosing to be single.

Oh wow!

These knowledge girls give all this only when she cries at night. And what was her role? Is she your best friend? Yes. So she will always be there. You have given her every update.

Yeah, she was the only one. I mean she was the only one when all this was going on.

Majorly.

Oh nice.

She was also a divorcee in Vibhruv. time friend ko samajh jaate hai ki yeh ladka toh hug nahi wale. Maine usko bahut pehle hi bol rahi hai.

Aaaaaaah!

Matlab main usko pehle se bol rahi hai ki ab bas ho gaya.

Mic pass.

Isko aur entertainment karne ki zarurat nahi hai. But usko ekdham end end mein yeh sab cheeze pata chali. Yeh mujhe pehle nahi pata thi. He was talking to the next girl too, he found out later. I was telling him a long time ago.

Why are you so happy?

Because I... I told him earlier, this is Yuti's nalli.

Yes! She had gone blind.

So why are you so happy?

Because I was telling him. Your best friend is in pain. She is saying she can't trust men. I have heard a lot about her. But if he has cheated, you had no idea. How did you know that he is not a good person?

Because he used to do such bad things. What? I mean... What did he do?

He used to put his finger in his nose.

What do you mean by bad things?

He used to fight a lot.

He used to fight a lot He used to fight?

Oh my god!

Shrestha, he's not your brother

Not literally

I mean, in a short time

We weren't going there

Is he your boyfriend?

No

Was he ever yours?

Yes Was he toxic?

No

People are giving that

No, no, no Jyotika, do you toxic? No That's what people are saying No, no, no

Jyotika, do you sing?

No

Please sing

Why?

I'm ending the video

You sing, right?

You sing, right? So you sing And you dance, right?

Hey!

Friends, put up the blue lights.

Now we'll have a party here.

It's going to be a crow party.

Choreographer too? Oh yes, and there's a director too.

I swear!

Friends, you're going to see a match made in heaven today. Hey, you scoundrels! Let's order some flowers too. No, I don't want to hear your jokes anymore. Yes, we sing from Sejal. But how will we know that Sejal knows how to sing?

Because we don't even know Sejal. So, I'll ask you if you know how to sing. You say that you know how to sing.

No? It should sound organic. I don't know her for the show.

Okay? It should be organic, right? I don't know him for the show ok, yeah Yuthika, do you know how to sing?

No

Then go home and sing

I have opened an Indian Idol I know it I know a lot of things too Should I start telling here? Oh God Listen to this **** I have opened this nightclub. I know a lot of things. Should I start telling you? Hi buddy. Listen to this ****.

Beep, beep, beep.

So many beeps. Okay, okay. I don't break anyone's heart. I'll give him a chance. Give him the mic. So, do you want to be on stage?

No, no.

So, I'll sing in the chorus. Should I you want to be on stage? No, no. Nice. So, I will sing in the chorus?

No, no.

Then should I do something like Aalap?

Yes, do it.

Yes, yes.

Which one will you sing?

Which one will we sing? If I am in the duet? Ami Jitomar.

Ami Jitomar?

Yes.

Which one? You want to try? Yes, yes, we can try. She will also try.

Who? This one?

Hey Manjulika!

Here is Manjulika's ghost.

Oh yes.

You sit, it will look great. And in between,

her hair will be like this. It will look really good. Thank you.

I like people who come without insisting. Take a little, at least cover it. Wow, what a show!

You look so beautiful when you cover your face.

Okay, okay.

Stay in character. Look down and stay like that.

You have to move your hair when I sing. Oh Oh, Meejay! Thank you, thank you. Chal, hath. Bade singer aachu gaye idhar. Hey, rukh jaaye. The big singers have come here. Hey, stop. I am just kidding. Where are you?

Did you do what we wanted? No, I didn't.

I told you, Amitabh... Abhi, say your last word. I will say Amitabh, you do what you want to. Jyotika, you take care of this. You do all these things properly, right? Look, if you do it with respect, Yutika will call your mom too.

Then she'll show it in front of everyone. And she records the audio too.

No, no, it's okay.

She doesn't want to do it. It's okay. You have to do it now. What are you looking at me for? This is what girls do.

I said it nicely.

I said, no, it's okay. Now I have a heart of my own. Let me do it a little. Do it then.

Now take your hair forward.

Not now.

I am not your boyfriend.

She is.

Why are you doing this to me? I don't like all this. I am kidding.

Do it. Do it.

You wanted to go to the washroom, right?

Go. Go. Let's buy a boyfriend today. Let's go. Let's buy a boyfriend today.

Let's go.

I'll take this one.

I'll take this one. You take the line before this one. I'll take this one. I can do this one well. I have to say 3 words. You take the one before this line. I can do this better. I have to say three words. You take the first one, I'll take this one.

This is the best one. Yes, I'm done.

Zinda rahe...

Let her die first.

Zinda...

Zinda rahengi, hoge fana

Tanah tum What? What? What?

What did you do?

Let it go, bro. My soul has left me. But nice, good job. Thank you. Come, bro. My sun is shining now. But nice. Good job. Thank you. Come, sit. Let's give a round of applause for Sejal. You sang really well.

Sejal sang so well. You are such a good, talented singer. I never knew.

I'm coming to Mumbai.

You're coming to Mumbai. Great. So, on this note, the show ka ant hota hai dosto. So, on this note, the show ka ant hota hai dosto. Sab log khud ke liye thali baza de na ek baad.