Luigi’s backpack, social media ban & woke fonts

So what news story are you covering today? Whatever comes through the news portal. Has anyone seen Luigi Mangione's backpack? No. Why? Because police searched it without a warrant. So yesterday when the defense argued it couldn't be admitted as evidence,

prosecutors released this video.

Put your hand...

They found a gun in his backpack and the prosecution wants to make sure it's included in the evidence. Can we enter his risen evidence? Dude, sorry. I've made another bid for Warner Brothers slow down Paramount Netflix already won the bid and why are you being so hostile because this is a hostile takeover and I'm offering more money per share And to take all of their assets including CNN

I just need to get the shareholders to agree with me and then later the government. Do you have their support? Well, I might have President Trump's approval because I told them I was going to completely rehaul CNN. Social media is banned for Australians under the age of 16. So kids in Australia don't have access to social media at all? Well they still have access to some social media sites like LinkedIn. LinkedIn? I can use that now. Greg Phillips? Aren't you the conspiracy theorist that falsely claimed without any evidence in 2016 and 2020 that Trump won the popular vote? Yeah and until recently I was banned from LinkedIn for four years for spreading my conspiracy theories. Why are you back in the news? I've been promoted to the second most important role at FEMA.

Some fonts are woke.

Marco Rubio?

We're switching the fonts in government documents back to Times New Roman. But Calibri is more accessible for people with disabilities or dyslexia. It was a radical font change from the Biden administration and it totally clashes with our letterhead. our letterhead. Even more Epstein documents have been released.