
Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day.
Rage! Rage!
Against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, because their words had fought no lightning, they do not go gentle into that good night rage rage against the dying of the light
the wheel of mutt is back! year after year after year! We have played the Wheel of Mutt! Let's kick off this Madden 26 season hot, boys! This is the Wheel of Mutt. I start with an all-silver lineup, with the goal of winning the Super Bowl.
I'll spin the wheel to add players to my team. If I win, I keep those players, but if I lose, the team resets. We also get three prestige players. These players are always locked into the lineup and we always get the best version possible. Our first prestige player is Justin Jefferson. At an 85 overall, he's gonna be my best receiving threat for this first game. He's the best wide
receiver in the NFL. Unfortunately, he has JJ McCarthy throwing him football. So I hope he gets a new card. Our next prestige player is Micah Parsons, the now Green Bay Packer. Micah Parsons is an absolute unit. He is guaranteed more cards and I want to apply some pressure to the quarterback. I'm only sad that
he's a Green Bay Packer. That's it. It's the only thing that sucks here and our third and final prestige player, the reigning defensive player of the year, Patrick Sertan. PS2 is a monster. I'm going to need a lot of help in the secondary. All three of these guys are definitely getting new cards.
The question is when. Last up is our team. Usually I would spin the team wheel, but since it's the first season and I don't know how many we're doing I want my team. Our first wheel of my season is as the Detroit Lions. We've got Lions jerseys, Lions offense and defensive playbook We got Motor City Dan Campbell at head coach and we get one Lions team captain and for our team captain
I've chosen 85 overall Brian Branch Like I said, the secondary is gonna need help and I love Brian branch 83 speed 87 Excel I gave him the x-factor pick artist and the ability acrobat for diving catches and swats. Listen boys. It's no mystery I haven't played a lot of Madden in the last couple of years But I can promise you that I'm gonna come in with my best attitude
We're gonna make banger after banger for wheel of Mutt this year and it all starts with today's episode. So we've got a 71 overall lineup. My biggest concern right now is my defensive tackle is Zeke Biggers. Listen, I know some of you out there are black. Just if I accidentally slip up and say it just give me one pass bro.
What? I'm not asking you to say it all the time I'm just saying one free pass. In reality this team is in so much trouble we have no linebackers whatsoever all 68 overalls. Free safety corner three and the entire D line minus Michael Parsons. I think offensively is a lot more scary though I've got two prestige players and a team captain on defense offense is literally just Justin Jefferson. This is basically how the Minnesota Vikings have been operating in real life. My running back Jaquinden Jackson is straight out of a key and peel skit and my starting tight end is Steve-o
We're gonna be playing in a head-to-head season. If I win five games I make the playoffs. If I lose three games my entire team resets So we've got a win five before we lose three. We've got three wheel spins to add on to this roster. I won't waste your time gentlemen. I'm so excited to be back I can't wait for an amazing season and I hate her will Kick it off and 87 overall check dude the players in this game only go up to like 88 or 89 overall right now So an 87 jackpot that's big time. There's an 87 overall Russell Wilson
He actually might be kind of nasty bro that Giants Cowboys game was crazy Javon Holland is nuts, but I definitely don't need him same with Cam Jordan They just aren't valuable enough here Jackson Smith in Jigba bro Zeke Biggers and in Jigba on the same team I'm gonna end up saying it. Alright, I'm not gonna lie I'm still kind of salty with Michael Vick for not throwing me the football in that fantasy game. Oh my god He's a freak dude lefty quarterbacks kind of freaked me out. But how do I not take Michael Vick?
This is Madden after all my decision is made our 87 jackpot power. Michael Vick, first off, his X-Factor Escape Artist. To activate it, I gotta scramble for 10 plus yards, but after that, he'll have improved scrambling speed when leaving the pocket. I have no doubt he will scramble for 10 plus yards. I give him tight out for more consistent catching from tight ends who beat their coverage. Steve-O, 68 overall. He will take all the help that he can get.
Conductor for faster hot routes and blocking adjustments and pocket Deadeye. Perfect pass accuracy while throwing from the pocket. I think Michael Vick's gonna be a monster this is definitely the right call. That's a good way to start but we're not out of the woods yet. I still need a halfback, I still need some linebackers, I still need a whole lot and to win this game we get a huge budget 350,000 coins to spend on one player. Okay, I think I gotta go middle linebacker here 350,000 coins how far is that gonna get us? Alright. Well, one of our options here is 86 overall Aziz Alshair
622 2883 speed that's certainly a good option. What if I didn't get a Mike linebacker though? What if I got a wheeler a Sam linebacker and then just moved them Houston Texans fans Let's all welcome Aziz Alshayer to the roster. This is gonna be my pickup here. He's certainly gonna need abilities, too I haven't played in a while I actually don't know what the meta is anymore and I've certainly never met a girl before all right to AP for lurker That's gotta be mandatory, right? Oh, I can get crusher. I'm so glad this is still thing This is my favorite ability and finally we can get flat zone ko cheese
This is these all shares loaded All right, gentlemen, our third and final wheel spin best case scenario here is any wheel spin that can give me multiple players So anyone's a bad to 81 overall players actually very nice wheel spin here So 81 overall Alvin Kamara 81 81 Aaron Jones, 81 Kyron Williams. I mean, I want to say for the nostalgia, but I just got to say it is so impressive how long Alvin Kamara has been a legitimate running back in the league.
I was using Alvin Kamara on Madden Mobile when I first ever started playing. You know MMG stands for Madden Mobile God? And yeah, I had sex with a ton of girls. They just went to a different school. And the next position I'm getting is tight end. I throw to my tight end literally so often. I pretty much only throw to tight ends and running backs. Dallas Goddard and TJ Hawkinson are 81s and they are the only 81 overall tight end.
You know, I love Hawkinson because he used to be a lion, but I've already got Justin Jefferson. So let's show a little bit of love to the Philadelphia Eagles. Alright, gentlemen, here is our roster headed into our first game of Wheel of Mutt. Michael Vick, Alvin Kamara, Dallas Goddard, Aziz Alshair are all on the line in this game. Remember if I lose this game, the team resets to right where it was before. And the final thing to worry about is the challenge wheel the challenge wheel is so important for the first game of the season oh this is
actually gonna be really hard with how my team is our longest play needs to be more than 50 yards let's say Michael Vick scrambles for 60 yards challenge complete if I complete the challenge wheel I can open one of any pack in the store for example there's this collector series players pack that gives you a ton of good players. This would be so good for our depleted roster.
Alternatively, if I lose the game but complete the challenge wheel, I can save a wheel spin. So even if we lose, I could salvage Michael Vick or Aziz Alshair. Now as we load into this game, I gotta remind you guys, I love you, you're so handsome, I can't wait for an amazing season. Let's play ball! The 74 overall Detroit Lions! Taking on a really s-
Oh, these walk-offs are kinda sick! I've never seen this! Sha'ir, Vic, and Branch! That's kinda fire! I need one play that goes for 50 yards or more, and I'm hoping Justin Jefferson has a chance right here. I think this is zone. Okay, Jefferson first play of the game!
First play of the fucking game! Justin Jefferson goes for 53! That was a 60, dude, we just got the challenge. We off ripped, oh! Okay, dude, that's huge. I don't know the meta.
Like, I actually don't know what is good and what is bad in this game, but I do know that Dallas got her It's got the ball dude. Let's get a silver. Tutty right see if I can't rifle this one over the middle. Yes, sir He's there Camaro monster Alvin Camaro receiving touchdown is my first touchdown in a long time
I tell you what boys a 74 overall roster challenge complete and a touchdown off rip and as a friendly reminder a 40 bomb rule is absolutely in effect Aziz Alshair, Micah Parsons, Brian Branch PS2 and he goes for the check down can't get it off I'm liking this Aziz Alshair dude he seems like a monster okay good pass to T Higgiggins. Fourth and six this early, he goes no huddle. Huge play.
He goes over the middle, drop! Is that a score and a stop on the debut? First and 10, that's not man coverage, I was hoping it was, but we're gonna feed in the middle to one of our silver wide receivers, number 86 Banks. Maybe my head's been under a rock. Maybe I was blinded by college football
I don't know But I do know that Alvin Kamara is gonna snag another one the pursuit angles appear to be much better in this game. No Way, no way bro. There's no way there's no way you just quit We are one win closer to the Super Bowl. Ladies and gentlemen, I completed the challenge wheel I get to spin the rage quit wheel. we do not count that game as a win. So Michael Vick, Aziz Alshair, Alvin Kamara, Dallas Goddard are not locked into this lineup but whatever
player we get from this and from our challenge wheel will be locked into the lineup so let's start by spinning the ragequit wheel on the first episode of the season. That was not on my bingo card. A hundred K to spend on one player. I think we got to go defense. I could go Ed Reed or I could go Jesse Bates or I could go Minka Fitzpatrick.
Three amazing options. Ed Reed is so much faster than Jesse Bates. I'm sorry, Jesse Bates, but I got to go Ed Reed. One of the greatest free safeties of all time. I've got legend Ed Reed and legend Michael Vick. That's pretty awesome. Ed Reed does have an 87 overall card too. So that makes him a good prestige option down the line.
You are not going to see me complaining. Ed Reed, 84 speed, 85 Excel, great zone coverage and hip power. And I can give him an X factor as well. I think pick artist is just the way to go. I'm going to go tackle Supreme. Supreme he also completed our challenge real so we get one of any pack in the store that cost coins
I think the precision elite pack just has to be the choice here We get 175 plus an 80 plus and an 82 plus just go yard. All right, three players here. No dupes Jalen Noel, hey, we got a wide receiver too. That's a great start now. We're oh, it's a collector series Frankie Lou vu and 80 overall will linebacker definitely can use that and this last player is our 82 overall or Better it's a legend wait not Ed Reed Tyrell Rivas, oh my god. We have so many legends on this team. We got Rivas Island
We got Frankie Lou Vu and Jalen Noel definitely the right call alright, so Silas Bolden I'm taking you out for the young buck. Jalen Noel, he's got 84 speed. Now my will linebacker can be Frankie Louvu. Frankie Louvu is a very big upgrade. And then Darrell Rivas here, 82 speed 84 XL can come in for Jordan Alatacon. Alright, we just got a huge boost to the lineup,
but for all intents and purposes, our record is 0-0. Let's go play another game dude. I'm loving this new top three thing I see gene oh, but you know what the cards still don't even load in half the time damn come on Yeah, you did the whole walk out and the cards don't load it. Oh, okay? Well this guy is used to losing so hopefully we don't really change his mind here. Oh my god I almost forgot I completed my challenge real last game that means I need a new challenge. Honestly, this was such a unique scenario on a first episode. We need a brand new challenge today.
Ooh, is it gonna be a first tiny scorer? All right, our challenge wheel is Justin Jefferson. First touchdown scorer. Now, that does say first MMG touchdown scorer, meaning if my opponent scores first, it doesn't take away from my challenge.
I just had to score at Justin Jefferson for my first touchdown. And I'm starting with ball here, so he could be the game's first touchdown scorer as well. Alright, second and cent. Play action with Michael Vick. Like, boot rollouts could actually be nice, you know, because he's Michael Vick. Oh, right in the middle once.
Oh, bad ball! straight up red football that went exactly laser beam dot to Alvin Kamara. That was the best bad throw ever. I'm gonna block Steve-O, I'll put Dallas Goddard underneath. And I gotta start like actually looking at this playbook. That's gonna be important. Although Dallas Goddard is so wide open, I can't miss that one. I gotta learn my skill moves are good too.
All right, Dallas Goddard big pick up. In college, slipreen got way better. Is that the case here? Hey, if you follow your blocks, it might be! Alvin Kamara takes this down to the 12. Dude, look at these drives, these are clean. Dude, I have all silvers on that O-line.
I really shouldn't be. Let's give it a go, though. Still wanna learn these plays. Okay. Oh no, Kamara, you're going the wrong way. Let's see if I can get my opponent over the middle.
Jefferson, I'm going for it! Caught!
Jay Jettis on the Lions! He's gritting his way for the first touchdown score of the game. Two challenge wheels completed in one episode. And it's all thanks to Justin Jefferson. That's kind of exciting.
All right, 7-0. Good start. Defense, Aziz Alshair. He's got that 87 overall Geno at quarterback. And his running back, I didn't get to see who that was. He's got somebody with some serious dreads. Number 20, is that Marshawn Lynch?
Is Marshawn Lynch in this game? Oh, my ball! How did I miss you, Aziz Alshair? He's definitely a Panthers fan. He's got this big Ted Aroa McMillan big clean tackles. Now don't don't be fancy Don't reinvent the tackle. All right. All right, we're gonna bring a blitz here. Micah Parsons mellow dots in I'm on Higgins in the middle Oh play action. I knew he was going there
Brian branch Brian branch really struggling to bring him down. That's a nice play first and goal. I think he runs it. I'm blitzing Lindenburg branch and Ed Reed We got to go get the football. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir And it is Marshawn Lynch, but you don't got Pete Carroll All right second and goal from the five and we just got a monster stop there. Oh It's an RPO. Oh My god, Ed Reed
He's gonna run the same play. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah! Fourth and goal! Fourth and goal on the one, yup. I covered the RPO with my user and the run-commit middle got him. You're not running the football.
No, you're not. Yup, it's a pass. He goes short, but! What? I have the ball. Oh my god. We just stopped him on the red zone. How did Brian branch catch that? I thought T Mac got it triple coverage swatted. Oh
Brian branch took it from T Mac challenge real complete a turnover in the red zone No, yes, sort of It was ugly But Dallas got hurt is rumbling. That's the two minute warning. He gets ball at half. We want to use this clock smart.
All right, first and ten. If he continues, this is perfect. This is such a good throw here because I can keep the clock ticking and very... I got too many yards, actually. I'm going to go inside zone here.
I have no doubt he expects it. Oh, Kamara, yards though, and I'm going right back to the run game Alvin Kamara second and goal Cut it back up the middle Frankie Lou who's all over it and he's not calling timeout. He's gonna let this go All right. Now we just make a play 32 seconds. We're gonna snap this in the red 27 seconds left in the half Michael Vick Scrambling left throwing dot Oh
Silas Bolden the 68 overall can't hang on to the football. Shoot! I thought we just made a money play. Hey, well listen, now on fourth and goal, we can take a two possession lead right here with an absolute easy kick.
Brandon Albury's a dog, we already knew that, bro. So 10 to zero, 19 seconds left. He gets ball at half, but he's not gonna be able to score here. If he keeps getting out of bounds, it's actually not good. Oh, I don't know what he's gonna have here! He's got nothing! Silver D tackle? It's a sack right there! He's forced to use a timeout. Aziz Alshair and Brian Branch in the middle of the field.
Ed Reed up high. Uh-oh. If he gets on a silver corner, I am in no, sir. He doesn't have a chance Once again, he's sacked and that's the half tie League Williams. All right, this game's certainly not over though We do have a 10-point lead, but it's halftime. This is a crazy formation gun box I have never seen this formation before throw the dig and it's my ball Darrell Rivas can't make the tackle and Dobbs almost just stayed up. Where's Shaier?
You're telling me Aziz Al-Shair isn't in? Oh, it doesn't matter because Michael Parsons sacks Geno 11 yards back. Alright, cover three. Dude, where the fuck is Aziz Al-Shair? My God, these stupid nickel formations are taking my goat out. That's crazy.
Oh, Colston Loveland, there's my boy Aziz Al-Shair Where you going? That's a good ball shit bad angle Brian Brian Brian Brian branch got off the block and made that tackle All I had left over there was Silvers. I was gonna be in big trouble. I hop on Brian branch here This looks like a run to me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Look at that Micah Parsons Brian branch a little sandwich over there gives us what we need. Second and nine, I'm blitzing.
This looks like play action. I'm blitzing my two silver linebackers. And it is play action! And I am a defensive coordinator right now. I used to run this defense a lot. I don't know if it's still good, but even 6'1". in the middle there. That's my boy. Oh wow. I just didn't think he'd do it. I was standing
right on it. I didn't think he'd do it and he did it. I'm going on Ed Reed. It's the stretch run. Ed Reed! Oh my god, what a shot. Marshawn Lynch has five rushes for negative two yards. We know this is a pass. We're going to guess pass here. I got bodies. We got bodies! Ravis! Darrell Ravis just got nutmegged. Bro, stick your hands down and sniff your balls. You get to pick six.
Lost in the sauce. There must've been some baddies in the stands. That's the only excuse I can give him. Dude, no way. Fourth and goal from the one again. Oh, we're running it back.
We're running it back. We're running it back Carolina. Do you think he oh, he's gonna go RPO. You gotta run commit Oh, no. Oh, no, it's a pass. I'm an idiot I tried to just call a timeout and I didn't get it off in time. He audible to a pass right there I saw him do it. Oh, I'm so mad at myself. I should have got that is our game. Say quads on the kick return. One more drive to pick up a much needed W right here. I'm going to go Dallas got her. Excellent throw out of Michael Vick. Got him. Jalen Noel is going to take another 10 yards. I don't think I'm ready to chew clock. Oh shit, I'm chewing clock. Anyway, I didn't mean to be Alvin Camaro
I need a spin A better spin than that. Hey, if it ain't broke don't fix it. What about a classic? What about a classic play for verticals? Why not? Oh, no. Oh I didn't think that linebacker was gonna sink dude. He went he dropped way deeper than I was ready for. Oh shit. That was so scary I almost just sealed our fate two minutes two seconds left Kamara Alvin Kamara bad ball. Oh
My god, I've got a fourth and five we gotta go for it. We have to go for this We put the game on our terms. We don't put the game on someone else's terms. All right I'm gonna go Dallas got her with a slant. I don't know a scramble is probably my last resort here. Oh No, he's so open I'm going Silas Bolden Oh arm punt if you step out I just got like a three-yard arm punt I'm so glad I didn't shoot clock. I'd be absolutely screwed right now I'm already in a lot of trouble. I got to keep out of the end So no do that bad ball into another bad read I had Camara
throw the dig Our first lurk of Madden 26 is a silver linebacker what a play. Oh my god I told the throw the dig I can't believe you would test my silver linebacker. What a play. Oh my god. I told him to throw the dig I can't believe you would test my silver linebacker like that Bad ball Vic, okay didn't matter Jayla Noel got it, dude I'm what I'm forgetting is how important this pocket dead eye is. All right first take out to use all this clock here
I'm sorry my opponent that I'm manually chewing this I should have put you clock on He's on Fowler. I Just gotta go down with Vic here five yards in the slide so we can't cough up the football He still has two timeouts snap this with one I have to get sacked here That's a horrifying place to get sacked because could so easily fumble that but he has one more timeout. Wow This is really interesting
I'm gonna go stretch and then I'm gonna kick a field goal and then we're gonna kick off to him I'll stay on the right side All right, Brandon Aubrey Brandon Aubrey literally built for this That was horrifying 13 to 7 14 seconds left we're not done yet Okay, beautiful, all right boys, I think we gotta go prevent here prevent 3d I'm gonna blitz Dotson in a lot of con I'm gonna go back with Higgins. Let's play action. That was quick.
I'm actually pissed off at how stupid that was. Let's go! Motor City, Dan Campbell! The Panthers don't even take a shot? You're not even gonna heave that thing up there? What if I pull the Bears?
What if I pull the Tyreek Stevenson and I just wasn't paying attention? It's happened before. Oh my god. What a game dude That game was completely different if Brian branch Doesn't pick that ball off in the end zone and I gotta see a different angle of that play first things first though player stats So Gino 12 for 16 203 Michael Vic 13 for 18 a touchdown interception. My interception was totally my fault now rushing
He couldn't get anything Marsha, but I really couldn't get much with Camara running is hard in this game I got to learn it better. Camara 7 for 85 fantasy merchant. Jaylon O'Hale 2 for 29 a super clutch one. Jefferson 1 for 13 his only catch was the big touchdown and then defensively Frankie Louvou with 9 total tackles and a sack. Micah Parsons a sack as well. Tyleek Williams a sack. Zeke Biggers a sack, and the interception goes to Jay Higgins. Iowa rookie, 68 overall, Jay Higgins.
And of course, Ryan Branch. Dude, I gotta know what the hell happened here. Like honestly, what happened on this play? So, Geno Smith drops back. We knew it was a pass. And honest to God, everything's covered. Olsen who is in a pit of Patrick Sertan, Brian Branch and Dumas Johnson.
Patrick Sertan, dog, gets his arm in there and swats that away. But then what happens? TMac has a touchdown. I mean, this is a touchdown dead to rights. How is this not his touchdown? I know how.
Cause Ryan Branch, what the fuck?
Dude, I'm not even gonna lie. This is literally why I quit Madden in the first place because this shenanigans like this bro T Mac you got to look that ball into your chest son. It what a spectacular first episode and we completed the challenge wheel So we can open one more pack from the store. Let's risk it for the biscuit one more time now There is an 88 overall limited Travis Kelsey So technically I could pull him here cuz you know if I go to builders pack
I have no chance to get a limited our first players a campus hero Graham Glasgow Detroit lion and the first player on our offensive line not bad all right so an 80 overall Graham Glasgow second players a team builder anyway right isn't that a team builder a to lead to a below to Los Angeles Chargers that's our new left edge rusher and our third and final this is our 78 overall player or sorry 75 plus is Ronnie Hickman Ronnie Hickman will probably go with a depth position
So Graham Glasgow at left guard beautiful defensively. My left edge rusher is Micah Parsons So I'm gonna move to Lee to a below to to right edge rusher where it's more or less the same thing It'll lead to a below to only has 67 speed though That's insanely slow certainly better than Tyler Batty, but I am shocked at how slow he is. And then currently Mellow Dodson is CB3.
I'm gonna put in Ronnie Hickman. Hey, shout out to the boy Jay Higgins. 68 speed, 74 excel, and the defensive play of the game. All right, gentlemen, that is the first episode of Wheel of Mud Madden 26 in the books. Thank you guys for watching as always this was a banger I had so much fun making this. 1 and 0. I love you of Wheel of Mud Madden 26 in the books. Thank you guys for watching as always this was a banger I had so much fun making this. 1 and 0. I love you
I'll see you in the next one. Peace!
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