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MAMAT ALKATIRI BENERAN JUALAN SENJATA? KATANYA UDAH TOBAT
TAULANY TV
you also have a business selling weapons?
no no no sir that's a crowd
no no
that's a crowd no that's not
oh
my cousin who is a police officer asked you oh he's a police officer in the middle of the day my wife almost got into the hospital because she was hit why do you want to be hit by a widow
like that the aunt thinks the business is real
like that
almost rejected
oh from Abdul all of that I'm here to be told I'm gonna be up do some way to aboard some more to do any Aparna to begin a test on a thriller
Malu dia and rema lo a partner. Yeah, dream. I have a dynamic or until I know This is ATF, Andres Ule. Where's the S? I Think I think I'm gonna sue me
Okay, I'm a pain in the same word
Nigga every do any do it It's a man a little young you man. I saw no I'm a new Nidhi Marie son son a glove But I'm in town and I'm telling you I didn't have thing that there's a bright light. My wallet is gone.
Gone? It's like this. It's gone. Have you ever taken it? How many years have I been with you? You've taken it before.
You must have taken it before. I've never.
There are two people in one room.
The third one...
Don't let him take it. Do you want to check me? Who knows I'm the one who took it? Who knows? But I think he's a good person. If it's me, I won't take it.
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Get started freeJust check it first. But the ladies in the complex, if they see my face like this, they'll take it, right? They're afraid. Just check it first But the ladies in the complex, if they see my face like this I'm afraid Yes But
Can we check it?
Just check it Why do I have to check it? Just check it It's okay If you want to check it, just check it I think if I see it, it's not good
I won't take it.
I was the first one to blame.
Now, you're the one to blame.
So, I'm the one who's wrong.
No one dares to check him. Why do we have to check him?
Not us. The police don't dare to check him.
Oh.
What's the case? I felt like I was challenged, oh, he said he didn't dare, let's check it out
I think I left it at home I didn't bring it
Well, we don't accuse people if they look like this
Oh really?
People who look scary are not necessarily bad
So our theme today is slander?
Right
Because slander is more cruel than
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Yes, of course
It's a murderer Of course. It's impossible. From his name, Muhammad Yusran Farid Al-Katiri. So, there are descendants of Arabs. There are.
Where are you from?
I'm an Arab Maluku. And you? Arab Papua Fakfa. So, you're really Arab. Let's see the letter of Yasin. Oh, no. Ibu? Arab, Papua, Fakfa So it's really Arab, right? Yes Surat Yaseen
Wow
No, I'm asking about the Arab descendants The correlation Arab is a tribe, right? It's not spiritual So, from small to big, in the environment What is it called?
The environment in Papua, in Fakfa With Muslim kubuntas there Actually, it's free The environment in Papua, in Fakfak With a Muslim cemetery there Actually, it's free, playing Fakfak is not in Ketomi-Ketomi But there's a name, in front of it is Muhammad, right? Yes Is it hard to bring that name?
That's why it's called Mahmud So it's not heavy, light a little Well, light, how is it? It's true, Muhammad is our prophet, right? Yes It's true, Muhammad is our prophet, right? Yes. Maybe on one side, if his son is good, etc. It's up to his name.
But if it turns out that the character of the child is different, it's also heavy. What do you mean? I'm not good enough to use that. That's why the name Muhammad is heavy. But it's okay, right? I mean, it's the prayer of the parents, right? Parents, whoever, must want their children to be the best. So, it's like this. So, the parents give the name Muhammad, the parents have a feeling that he has a good character.
So, they give the name Muhammad so that he has a good character. It's natural. So, when he was born, he was already...
Not good.
He was already like that.
They gave him a name, so he was good. Oh, yes. I'm not that good, I'm just saying I'm just saying I'm not that good But why did you change your name to
Bagus-Bagus Muhammad? Because my grandfather was from Maluku But he often came back to Betawi community So he's been in Jakarta since long time ago So
He was a farmer there And the result was he sold the land And it became become land here it's an old system so, Betawi community often come to this area so, Muhammad is often called as Mammoth in Betawi
so, the name of the name is given by the grandfather sometimes, I see a lot of people who have the is Muhammad, Muhammad Fajri, Muhammad Isran, or Muhammad Irsan.
But they just call their last name. They don't dare to call their first name.
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Get started freeWe don't have that culture, right? There's no culture that Muhammad is a name for calling. Muhammad, never. Just the first name. Maybe I said just afraid. I'm afraid. Muhammad is our prophet. His character is good. Yes, God willing. That's why people never call him Muhammad.
They're afraid of us. Like Ejek or... like Ceplosan Ngumpat. That's right.
That's why it's better if it's not Muhammad.
Ahmad. That's how it is. Or the last name, like Muhammad Irsan.
People call him Irsan.
Yeah.
Right?
It's true. It's true. I don't think there's a name called Muhammad in Indonesia. The full name is Muhammad, but the last name is... But in the past, Sekda Pangsel, his name was Muhammad. was called Mr. Muhammad. His name?
Mr. Muhammad.
Mr. Sekda.
Oh, his name was Mr. Sekda.
Yes, that's right.
Mr. Muhammad.
His name was Sekda Tangsel, his name was Mr. Muhammad.
His name was Mr. Sekda. Not Mr. Muhammad. Aman, Aman. That's why he wanted to be Sekda. Yes, that's right So, you said you did a bad thing to your friend No, sir, it's just a name My name is Ahlak
Two weeks ago, you said you saw Siri on the day of the meeting You said you talked to her It's good to meet a friend like that Meeting a friend who is real life like her What did she say? She said she was angry because of someone's wedding.
Why are you suddenly mean?
Yeah, I was wondering.
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Get started freeAri, if Mamat is talking to a friend, I'm mean.
Yeah, he said he's mean.
I don't know.
So, when someone's wedding, you said you were hired by them.
I was hired, my dear.
Why am I mean?
And it was his wedding
That's the bad one, he said
That's Ari's bad one
He said, my fiancee even wore a football shirt
Because he was trapped He said, he wanted to meet Mr. MD, who is he? Mr. Manoj We had a meeting with Mr. Manoj, there was a big project He wanted to make football content I trusted him
He came, we had a meeting at 8 am Wearing football costume We wanted to make a YouTube video This is sponsored by AMD I also didn't... I was really bad at that time
You were really bad at that time, how about now?
Still, sir Still bad I'm really f**ked What about now? Still f**ked
Still f**ked
He came with a shirt Fortunately I didn't wear a football boot The football boot was inside Number 4 I wore a long boot
So he came The goal was to take off the shirt The shoes were really shabby.
Yeah, he came to MD. He was angry, right? He said, why do people wear hijab? So, he was pulled. He was pulled by Abdul, forced to enter. When he was about to enter the door, Ari Kriting was about to perform hijab.
Okay. Wahai, Arik Rinting. Ijab Kabul, nih. Yes, I'm angry. I saw my friend was about to do Ijab Kabul. Of course, you held on. I held on. Finally, I was pushed. While holding on, I was pushed.
Abdur entered.
People were not happy.
People were like this.
Look. Because the two of us were in a fight in front of the door. I sat on the back seat. Abdur said, Hey, you're a leper. Why is your family Indah Permata Sari? I didn't want to talk about it. Why is your family Indah Permata Sari?
This is the Indah Permata Sari part. The curly part is over there. I was pulled. I was put next to Papa Arwes. Papa Arwes was next to Ernestwis Paparwis was next to Ernest So Paparwis was like
Why is his shirt like this?
Nest
Nest
I was told by Abdur Paparwis, I'm sorry, he was drunk until 4 o'clock So we came here right away I'm sorry, Paparwis I was like, oh my god And then, we waited until the Kabul job was done
And then we left You were upset, right? Was it really? Yes, it was And the kids were all drunk So we called people
Look, they were drunk Look, they were drunk I was like, what the hell is this? I was like, what the hell is this? I was like, what the hell is this? I was like, what the hell is this? I was like, what the hell is this? I was like, what the hell is this? I was like, what'm not going to marry you, I'm going to marry Indah Permata Sari So that it's not too much I was like, come here, I'm getting married I was like, if I think about East East, I'm such a fool
Finally, he came He came and took a picture But he's compact with Abdur and Ari Kreti
Was there a content of the three of you?
Back then, there were three of us Now, there's one more, Padang Pras Teguh It was Harga Mati And now it's Titik Kumpul with Pras Teguh Is it still open? Invite us to go there I really want to go there
I'm promoting my movie I have a new movie, Comic Aid Sunset Cabinet Come and join us Where? Comic Ain! Oh yeah! Come on, come on! Where? Your Podcast!
Okay, okay.
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Still asking for help?
Yeah, they have a lot of viewers. Yeah, yeah. I'll invite you later. Okay.
Please, help me find for it in the schedule
Don't trust him I'm also doubtful
Please, wait
Wait, wait
I can't If it's like this, I can't
If it's your place, I can
What's this, Kang Suleng?
If I'm not safe
I can't come here
He's the owner of the website I'm not going to come to you like that, he's the owner of the website Pras Teguh?
Huh?
Pras Teguh is the owner? I'm the owner of Kaks Production If Tuah Kreasi, it's Pras
Tuah Kreasi
It's different
That's why Pras was invited
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Get started freeHe invited me
At first, there were three of us Me, Pras Teguh, Zawin Abdur and... Not yet. After that, we planned to do it for fasting. After fasting, we decided to continue.
But Zawin still wanted to travel. He still didn't find a schedule. So, Abdur said, when Abdur joined, we should add him in. So, Pras...
Oh, he's done. So, we... Do you still have the contract? We don't have a contract. If we pull you here, do you want it?
I want it.
We'll split up today. We'll pull two people. We'll split up. It's okay.
I'll call and get out of here.
But what does Ari Kriting mean to you? Ari Kriting? Ari Kriting? Ari Kriting and Abdur are two different people. Abdur is really good at talking about deep things. Like work, religion is related to the work, the blessings of the work, but I'm more into marriage, life, like when I was in college, I was into recruiting,
because Abdul Kuming is 13 years old I was 10 years old It's Arie Kriting But you guys are friends? Arie Kriting and Abdur We met in Malang
I met them in Jogja They met me in Jakarta We met in WIT When Indonesia Timur was still in existence We met in Timur I know that Usually after we finished shooting, we watched Kang Sule and Mr. Haji
On internet, right?
Right! We were together We usually watched it first The one that no longer exists, the TV, right?
Right!
It's changed its name
It's now NDTV
Oh yeah, that word is gone It's gone The one that's already there Yeah, the word is already there Yeah, it's already there Yeah, it's already used by Padel Oh yeah, the studio is now used by Padel Not the internet
Oh, the internet is by Padel
What business do you have, Matt? What business are you doing besides shooting? That's YouTube Caks Production Caks Production?
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Get started freeOh, Caks Caks Production? Caks Production, yes. Oh, Caks.
Caks Production is my company.
I saw you making a movie,
sometimes there's your name in the movie. Yes, Bang Ari is the last boss' director. It's an Eastern movie, he has long dreams, we've been talking about that project for a long time. He wants to make a movie like this.
Coincidentally, he's okay with Imaginary He wants to be a director So we help him as a player Is there any other movie? Insyaallah, there will be We're waiting for the movie Titi Kumpul
That's cool Are you ready to be a support? Are you ready? I'm ready But you sure? Yes Yes Yes But, by the way, Timur's song is getting popular now
Yes
Why don't you make it?
You already have a name, right?
You're good at podcasting
He's already got a business
You're good at comics
Make a song Make a song, Titi Kumpul 4 people, Pras and Penyanyi Pras is from East Pras is from Padang But if we have 4 people, Pras and Penyanyi, we will choose Pras We focus on 3 people from East Me, Abdur and Ari Kriting
Abdur, I don't even know the tempo I swear, I don't know where the metronome is Ari Kriting, Where is the metronome? I swear Arik Riting A note becomes C What do you want to hope? Rap
I like it He will be the music director So, the three of us rap Trouble Pans
But I see this opportunity is good These three people You made it as a producer I'll make it later So you three sing together Suddenly I'm being shown as a producer
Really, Mat
Wow, that's something I immediately thought, wow, three people, okay
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Get started freeOkay, maybe One East Only the East But you also have a lot of fans Okay, maybe this is just for entertainment purposes. But you guys have a lot of fans.
Okay.
Let's make a project in Nyala. Now there are sophisticated tools. Tempo is available. Do you also have a business of selling and buying weapons? No, sir. That's a crowd.
No, that's not. My brother is the one who asked the police. You're lying. You're the one who brought the police. You're already in the race. What's the Mamat Gun Shop?
It's made by a netizen. He's so determined to make the website.
I swear.
I was like, what's this? He even made a kid's toy
So there's no such thing?
No, there's not
But it's so crowded What did we make?
It's a business I'm not even married yet But here, it's just a water gun
Yeah, someone made a toy And then they used my face, it's called Moffatop, it's a toy for kids, a weapon, a bomb, something like that. There was also a guy who made an ashtray bomb, sir. A bomb but it was opened as an ashtray. So it was sold? No, he sent it to us only. Then he told us the price, at that time it was going to be increased but I was not sincere
But it's funny
Yes
It can be a business
Wow, we can make a restaurant Mamat Gang Sop Sop
But not S-H-O-P
Yes
Wow
We have a lot of business
Calm down
The business. You're kidding.
Now you're bullying him.
Bullying him. But, there's no such thing. In my opinion, he's the one who started the netizen, Senat and Diki.
But, Abdur is like Tom and Jerry. Love and hate relationship. No, there's no love, sir. Hate and hate.? No, there's no love. Hate and hate.
Hate and hate relationship.
Why?
You like to fight? What's the reason? He started it. He started it first. What started?
You're a slanderer.
No, I'm not a slanderer. All my life, branding from the tip of my hair to the tip of my feet, was made by Abdur. I swear. I'm I was hurt because I was hit by a gun. I was like, why did you hit me? My aunt thought it was a real gun business.
She almost rejected me. Oh, all of that was from Abdul? What was the purpose? Maybe it was to test your wife's love for you. If she really loves you, she will accept you. She accepted me.
But her parents? No. Her parents don't care. She accepted me. People don't care about that. Yeah, they're old. Yeah, they accept it. They want to sell themselves. But are there any of us, netizens, who don't know about Abdul? For example, Mamat Ajeng. KDRT.
Fun fact.
Abdul KDRT?
Oh, wow.
That's right.
Three.
Three? We don't know.
Is it true?
Yes, it is.
Three?
I was looking for the fourth. I was looking for the fourth.
But I saw that he was like...
He didn't expect it.
He didn't expect it.
What?
He was better than me. He was... Ah, he's a f*****g a**hole. He loves to corrupt people's money. If this is all already know, the netizen already know. Every time there is a natural disaster, he has a new asset. Imagine, try.
He collects it?
Yes.
On the name of the disaster? Yes, yesterday there was a volcano erupting, he came there. With this institution, help, help network. Back and forth, two-door car. there was an organization, a help, a help network I went home, there were two doors of cars
wow
we didn't know where to go
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Get started freewe didn't know suddenly, there was a book sent to the bookstores, Kamal Quran I went back, there was a three-story house wow
try to imagine
he got 10% of that
yes wow, 10, 70 Imagine that He got 10% from that
Wow, 10%? 70%?
He took it from you?
He took it, he took it That's corruption
I was going to invite him to come here No need I just thought of this story
No need, bad character, ugly face No need, sir
But you hate him, you love him, right? I'm sorry.
Come on, admit it.
Admit it.
That's how it is.
Yes.
You're always like that.
Actually, my best friend is like that. He's brave enough to make a slander. To test his mental. But it's too much, sir. I don't love him. But it's too much, sir. Too much. What makes you do that? I like to get people excited.
I like to say, let's do this, let's do that. And then, it's quite a good job. Because if he's like, oh, you're coming? Yeah, he'll come.
If he can't speak, he can't. Then he's the one who's more... He's more organized. If I'm with Ricky, he's quite messy. He's the one who can be... If he's here, he's already...
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Get started freeHe's already angry. Like, where are you? Oh, East people, East people, like that At that time, it was regulated, but maybe his morals Morals, his morals, no There is no, sir, there is no
If you were asked to choose Abdul or Ali
Oh, I can't Can't
Why can't you choose from here?
There is a little percentage that you choose Like Andre, between Nunung and Ajis, who do you choose?
I choose Nunung
You can choose.
I can?
Of course.
Between Prabowo and Jokowi, who would you choose? Oh, I thought you were going to say it. It's easy, you can call them and say, Ajis, I'm sorry, I said Prabowo and Jokowi, if you choose one, how would you phone number? Explain it, how about the explanation, sir?
Which one?
Which one? Ari or Abdur? You can compare it You just choose The problem is the different type, so this is... Can't be compared?
Yes Well, because of the different type, you can choose
If I see it, I think he prefers Abdur
If I see it
Ari Ari? Ari Kriting So you choose Ari, why? Because he will be the next GR, Abdur He likes that So he loves me more
He used to be a stand-up comedian He likes that, like I'm your idol, right? Like that What's that? You're happy now, right?
One stage with me. That's it. You three are that close, right? Inshallah. Even outside of activities or projects,
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Yes. Actually, the most important thing is there's no feeling like, Abdul, Fitna, me, or like, annoying. It's normal.
That means there's a feeling. Ari Kreting is older than us. He's already... I mean, he doesn't have a feeling of anger to us. Or doesn't have a feeling of wanting to... I'm your brother.
So it's good. And they're compact. If they're on the phone or chatting, it's definitely my slander. That's it. But if you're slandered Ari?
Of course I have It's not a slander, it's a fact He's using his wife That's a fact
He likes to make a scene
That's true How about you, Zul? LOL That's right! He's beautiful. From my observation and Abdur's, he's beautiful.
Because, imagine, let's ask him, what does he like from you?
He answers, his back.
LOL
That's right! It means he has a different look. I'm Gonna Effect Yeah Oh God Java
Oh
No I Don't know I'm more handsome now
So you have a kid now? Alhamdulillah, Pahaji It's only been a month A month and a half Are they close to your family? Who? Ari and Abdul
With their family? Yes, each of them They are close to their family each family they are close to their family except for Abdul he is the eldest
he has to be the youngest
he has to be the youngest so he is always busy does he bother you? actually he is a bother but he is the one who controls everything
so it's hard... It's hard to control your head, right? So it's hard.
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Get started freeMaybe it's because of the gibberish.
But it's fun, you know.
To make jokes like that.
I mean, their jokes are...
It's closer to the mystery.
It's like that.
So there's no more heartache. Yes, maybe. And all the wives are compact, right? Yes. This is also like... My wife was pregnant and had a baby. If there's anything, I would ask Abdur's wife or Arie's wife. Are you pregnant with Abdur's wife?
No, no. We're not that close. We don't even exchange.
It's different.
I mean, I'm the one who's pregnant. And if it's like, what's it called, we would ask my wife, because Abdur already has two kids, Ari and Ren. But, Mamat just got married for a year, right? One and a half.
One and a half years. I heard that, as Abdur said, you said, after you got married, you immediately went to Saharanjang.
That's it, right? So, on the first night we broke up after that, we broke up I swear, he was idolized in a ritual way
everyone will believe him I think he is the sign he is yesterday, Mr. Wendy said I idolize Abdur a lot Now I'm more and more convinced
In the end of the world, people idolize people Yes Yes But It's impossible, just break up It's a pity
He's a slanderer Abdur's mouth is full of slander But if he has 3 wives, he's a slanderer. Of course he's a slanderer. Everything he says is a slander. But if he has three wives, it's true. True. His third wife is also true. He moves houses not only for...
What do you call it? To flirt.
No.
He moves houses for his third wife.
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Where is he on Monday? His third wife is in Selasa. That's it You're really bad I don't idolize him Oh, that's good
Yes Just idolize him so he can be a real *** I'll just idolize you Alhamdulillah
You haven't been idolized, have you?
Not yet
People trust him more From today, I trust you more than... Alhamdulillah, thank you Mr. Haji You're more trusting Arie Kriting than me The one in front of us, we trust Oh, I'm so proud of you But how was your wife's reaction?
My wife was... She was our audience, Titi Kumpul's audience So she knew...
So your wife was a fan?
Yes, actually I want to your wife is a fan? Yes Actually, I want to say fans of the show I really like the comedy show Our show Stand up, he likes it And then?
Then I met him because On TikTok, the trend People make my trend The one who dated a superstar but my face is all That's the one with the sound itself Even though I didn't play TikTok at that time
From so many, my wife has a lot of followers So people notice more This is Bang Ari Mat, come on mat, this seems like a couple Well, let's try it, I know I know, it turns out to be connected
Connected, then I went to J to know her, and we got to know each other. We went to Jogja together with Pras. So, I tried to get to know her. The more I got to know her, the more I felt like we were meant to be.
I felt like she this is bad.
Is it Nava? Nava Vira, yes. His name is Vira. His name is Vira. So, you met him when he was on TikTok? Yes, he was on TikTok. So, you DMed him?
I DMed him on Instagram. Because he was forced to have kids. I DMed him, I want to go to Jogja on the next Monday. Let's meet up on Monday, okay? He said, okay. He agreed? Yes, so I went to his house and stayed there.
You stayed there? Yes, I wanted to get married. So you were really selling weapons? No, no, no. We talked, talked, talked. And then we got to know each other.
Did it take long? No, because at first, his mother wanted to go to the hospital. Because of that? Because of that. So, from the beginning, I said no.
His mother didn't agree. Afraid of what? How did you convince your parents? Slowly, I told them, at least they can open a little bit of access. So, communication, if the access is open, I can show it, I mean, it's a joke, you know, that's it, at least if they don't believe it, I can take it to the outdoor, to explain it to the parents. Because in the past it was like that, it was rejected because of this person.
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Get started freeHave you ever dated before? Yes, there was a time before, I mean, it's because? It's because of this person! Thank God, they opened the access, I flew straight to the place,
it's in Mamuju.
Oh, your wife is in Mamuju?
Yes, she lives there. She's from Bugis, but she lives in Mamuju. I went straight to Mamuju, I met her father and mother, and they were like, oh, it's not like what they said.
That's new. It's not like what my friends told me. So, your parents saw it and thought it wasn't as scary as they thought. That's right. You tried to explain it to them. And then they asked me, how can I be serious about this? So, I told them,
You talked to your parents first? Yes, because they already knew that I was coming there to communicate while talking to the more serious people So, because I didn't talk to them, maybe they still wanted to introduce themselves, they were the ones who opened the access right away
So, I just arranged it right away Oh, this date, this engagement, this wedding, is it safe?
So how long was the relationship?
Until the wedding, until the wedding, it was a year Exactly, a year I'm gonna be a pacharan bra palama some picnic ah some picnic at the stone past Oh stone Coco katanya garanica no garbara punyana barbari knee mana, sir, but the recording Jesse Ako, you got a little bit. Oh, yeah, I could not be me at in the beauty. I'm gonna be a woman in a rocket
I'm gonna pop up a pop up a cigar. I'm gonna go to say that I'm going to stop smoking, but I want to... Well, I haven't stopped smoking for the past two months. I've never stopped smoking. I just don't want to lose. If I'm out of town, I'll just smoke a cigarette. I'll just smoke a cigarette.
I'll come back tomorrow and I won't stop smoking. I won't smoke again. Who knows, but I hope I it's strong enough to not... I'm like that too. Stop smoking is not planned, just stop it. Yes. But there is a funny thing.
I used to have a bad gert. The doctor said, try one of the stop smoking, or raga, he said.
I tried to stop smoking.
It's really good. I stopped for quit smoking. It was really good.
I quit smoking for a year. After a year, I tried to quit smoking again. I was still in the talk show. I tried again. I quit smoking again.
I quit smoking again.
I didn't want to do it anymore.
But, smoking is to relieve stress. Right? Smoking is one of the ways to relieve stress Right? Gret and stress are related But it should reduce the smoke But maybe my mindset is formed by it
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Get started freeBecause it's hot here, right?
So if I smoke...
Oh, stop smoking Alhamdulillah, how long has it been?
It's been almost 12 years, 13 years since I quit smoking. That's great.
Honestly, if I have a fever, I don't smoke. If I have a fever, you don't smoke? If I'm this hot, I smoke.
You get better? It's getting worse. You don't have to say that to us. It's getting worse.
It's true.
It's getting worse, the doctor is dying That's right One of the reasons why I can quit smoking is because I'm so grateful I really want to quit, but it's hard
So even now, if someone tells you to quit, you don't do it? I don't
I'm like, if I'm smoking, I run away I'm not strong Sometimes I can't avoid it, I'm walking, hanging out, my friends are smoking, it doesn't matter But I can't avoid it, right? On the street, hanging out, hanging out with friends, it doesn't matter. But I can't even smell the smoke. You, there's someone smoking. No, no, not here either.
Right here.
I'm out.
Sometimes when I go home to Cima, I'm like, Nek, you smoke, what if you die? I'll light it up again, Ma. Not the smoke, I mean.
We'll do it.
What if he dies? I'll light it up again.
I mean, not the cigarette.
I want to know, Andre's hobby is working. I see. Are you like Andre? Or do you have other hobbies? I... My hobby is...
Collecting vintage stuff. Collecting vintage stuff.
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Get started freeAction figures.
What's your hobby?
Just playing soccer. You said you use number 4. Why number 4? No, I was just given it. There's jersey number 4. What's your favorite number?
Back number? Back number is 24
Why 24?
It's my birthday There's no special number I used to play soccer with number 10 Because I'm a fan of Diego Armando Maradona Diego Armando Maradona
Where is he?
He's passed away You didn't even talk about him Maradona Maradona Where is he?
He passed away
I didn't talk to him He's in Argentina
But yesterday there was Jackie Chan He passed away, was it a hoax? It was a hoax
He was still eating tapai Where?
At his house
Jackie Chan eating tapai What's with the shirt? Where is he? At his house. He's eating chili.
I'm so hungry.
Where is he?
I'm so jealous. He's so handsome.
Have you ever called him?
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Get started freeYes.
You talked about Padel.
What did you do? What did I do?
What did you say?
He's confused.
I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. what's wrong with him? He was confused How can I know?
I don't know He was confused Why was he confused?
He was like, why is the number different?
I was like, what's wrong with him?
What's your favorite club? Juventus
Juventus?
Juventus? You're the same Me too, Juventus Juventus? Juventus We're the same?
You were with Napoli yesterday
Huh?
You were with M.U.
I saw you with Vincent and I was like, Napoli
He's not clear
Yeah, suddenly it's Juventus I collect his shirts, I collect Napoli's shirts, Juventus' shirts
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Get started freeHis shirts are good
But what's your favorite team? Juventus There's a toosh and when I look yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah Juventus is a club too! Juventus is a club too! It's not a country! Whatever, I'm just following you!
I'm just following you!
But why do you like Juventus? I like their uniform Their shirt Kang Sule likes Juventus because of their color Their color The black and white
I used to like Lazio Lazio? Do you back then Lazio was the team Oh Lazio, is Lazio still around? Yes, it's still around But I've never been to a club again, I don't see Lazio often He's a club, sir You mean he's not in the league anymore?
He's not in the Champions League anymore, he's still in the Italian League So all Juventus players remember him? Oh yes Lazio first, then I watched Lazio vs Juventus I agree to watch Lazio We will do a challenge now In 10 seconds You will name Juventus players
Start from now How many? 10 players 10 seconds, 10 players? Del Piero, Buffon, Cellini, Barzagli, Bonucci Asamoah, Tevez, Dybala, Del Piero, Baggio
Correct Very good I like Buffon Buffon? PES, Nibala, Del Piero, Baggio Correct
I like Buffon
Buffon?
Buffon is a football player right?
That's right
He's been in the RPUL too
He's been very popular
I only saw him in the World Cup
In PES
That's why he's been in the RPUL He's a public figure
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Get started freeCan I have some glass of water? I'm thirsty.
Three, please.
You're thirsty, but you want three?
I want two.
Why do you like football, sir? Was it a hobby when you were a kid? Yes, in the surrounding of Papua, I played football. I was in the Fak-Fak. I watched football from Sombali How did you watch it? Why was it still on?
But sometimes I was invited to the stadium I had to buy a receiver Sometimes I even had to go to the stadium to the neighbor's stadium
early in the morning
I was almost beaten Malik, hey, Mahamad, come sit here So, in the World Cup One R.T. made a stage for the spectators Because the world cup, one team made one building
for the whole year.
Because only one person had the recipient. So, it's been a long time since it was closed? Yes, because it's very difficult.
Until now, it's still closed, right?
Until now, it's not. It's good, right? Because there's already digital, right? Yes, digital TV. There's a booster.
Yes.
People can also use the internet, right? The provider, right? Yes. The internet can reach all stations, right? So it's safe. So, if I see, you're one of the successful people in the suburb.
Alhamdulillah. So, from Papua, you moved to Jakarta. To Jogja first. To Jogja first. I was a college student. I went to Jakarta You went to Jogja first? Yes, I went to Jogja first How old were you when you went to Jogja? I was 18
Because of college? Yes, because of college
What university was it?
Muhammadiya Jogjakarta You graduated? I graduated, I graduated after 10 years Oh, you graduated after 10 years But I still can't break the ice, the critics 13 years is a legend 13 years in college
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Get started freeWhy not DO? Because actually the 7 years rule is only for the rules that if you want to use, please try it per 2020 it becomes a rule still
with Mr. Nadiem so like my assumption if this is not graduated now, it's impossible. It's definitely a DO. Definitely a DO. Yes, because everything will be 7 years, the national regulation.
Maximum 7 years? Yes. The national regulation now. If it was before, it was returned to the Prodi. Oh, that's why it can be up to 13 years. Yes, there is a tolerance or not, it's all in Prodi.
Yes, yes, yes. If there's any, it's all being plotted If it's now, it's not possible, it's national Because if it's not being plotted, the new students will be in trouble It's full, the canteen will be a parking lot I don't know where to eat So your parents are rich?
No You can go to college in Jogja, it's not bad
Wow, the struggle is crazy I mean, making struggle is crazy. Making cakes, working in a cart. You're just bothering your parents. Why is it my fault? I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry for the college. It's been 10 years.
10 years.
So, what year did you graduate? 2020. But it's already stand up. So, when I you go abroad? 2020, but it was already stand up So, when I was in the ending I could pay for my college fees I could pay for my college fees I could pay for my college fees
What year were you born? What year were you born? 1992 1992 1992? So, you were 33 years old?
Yes, I was 33 I didn't expect that I'm 32. So you're 30 something? 33. It's 2025.
Oh yeah, 30...
I didn't expect that. How old do you think I am? 47. You're really old. I'm with Paji. Who do you think is older?
You, man. How old are you, Paji? 51. This is his age. 51? You, man. Really.
How old are you, sir? 51.
This is his age from me.
51?
I'm 49. I'm 33. Like a robot.
From the face, like a robot.
But hopefully, you'll keep this face. Later, 60, you'll still be like this. That's usually the case. That's usually the case. That's normal. Like this, and then 60 It will be like this It's usually like that It's usually like that It's normal Like this, it looks young, but it will be old
That's funny
But, Pajamakan Sule is not changed But, really, Mat? Because I really follow from Api You follow from 2005? I follow from Api, I follow him from the beginning Because my favorite is Monox
Oh yeah, Aman Hum I went to school, I said it with an X Masaks Hi, friends
Monox Monox
That's it Do you know Aman Hux?
I don't know Is it a new word? He was a clear-throated scholar His face was so funny When I went to school, I talked to everyone He was so funny
Hi teacher, I want to ask you something
He was funny
In the old days, he was like a semi-monox His face was like a semi-boneng, the face of the boneng Actually it's hard to tell the difference between the fire and the fire Finally, I'm following How old were you? I was a kid, 2000, I was about to enter high school
You were about to enter high school You were in high school? Yes, I was in high school I was in high school 2005
You look like Boneng
Yes, and my friend is Ogi I followed all of his songs If I'm not mistaken, Haji was the first one who joined a comedy show and became a member of a band Yes, I remember what I watched
what is it what is it the first time Mr. Haji went to comedy because I already know that Stinky but the first time
I watched it yes, of course, when he watched it when he became a singer he was alone, right? became a singer, he was alone Right, right He was dancing, singing, he was there I once shot with him
What's his name? Comedy Puter
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Get started freeOh yeah, Comedy Puter
Every time I was in a program, he was the guest star I have a program, OKB, there's always someone there Until OVJ, who worked together for a long time Watched, watched from that time I'm gonna go I'll be a I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go So, he was in the team, and he was a perfect fit. Yeah, that's crazy. I followed all of them. Yeah, yeah. The one at night, too, to Toprakumur.
Yeah, yeah, to Toprakumur.
Toprakumur, right, was moved from the show time to 2 AM. Before the series, I watched Toprakumur. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. I just watched it. NCT, right? I just watched Serie A, Italy League Italy League From the appreciation Because he likes to watch football So before the football, he always follow the Serie A
Yes, because if Juventus wants to play I can't even sleep Because I'm nervous, win or lose So I can't sleep Juventus has been there since you were a kid? Yes, since that time
So I just wait At night Yes, the event is at night
At night, just Serie A Angin Malam The show is called Angin Malam Ketoprak Umbor It's a new series Yes
That's it
Do you like watching TV or comedy?
Well, when I came here, I thought I've been watching comedy since long time ago When it's already a stand-up show I've been watching since the time of Api from Audisi Before Api, it was Da'i
Yes, DAI
Ustad Payage, right?
Wow, Ustad Payage
Wow, what a flashback
You're so old
And then API, I was just following your comedy shows, but at that time I didn't think about it Now I watch a lot of it. Speaking of comedy, why did you join the Dentistry? Well, it's too comedy.
It doesn't suit my face.
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Get started freeNo, I mean the question is comedy like the dentist. Speaking of comedy, why did you join the Dentistry? It's funny, right? Yes, because it doesn't suit you. It doesn't suit me. It's comedy. Why did you become a dentist? Because it's not a good fit.
It's not a good fit for your face and your teeth. That's the thing.
If he becomes a dentist, the patient will come and be like this. Yes.
It's really scary.
But why did you take... It's an accident. I used to be a politician I liked politics since I was in school I've been into politics since I was a kid I wanted to be a mayor
and a governor and then I wanted to be a president I had that dream I wanted to go to Jogja to study social and political studies My grandfather wanted to go to Jogja to study social and political studies. My father's grandmother wanted to be a doctor. Because she was raised by her father, she could become a doctor.
My mother wanted to be a mining and oil worker. Because there were many companies in Papua, so she worked there. I wanted to be a politician. But I felt sorry for my parents, they were already old and wanted to be a politician but I felt sorry for my parents they were already old and wanted to be a politician
so I decided to take all the tests
and you got a doctorate? I got a doctorate in oil and then I had to make a decision to be a politician so we can debate the end result
when I took the test I put the second option in government science, strategy, Mr. Haji, so that the value is not enough, I and Mr. Puwei who have done many tests, the first choice is dental doctor. So there is no idea to pass. It turns out when the doctor passed, I was sad.
Why?
Others cried, didn't pass I passed You cried because you didn't pass? Because I didn't pass What should I say when I go home? I have 3 waves
What should I do? So I chose to go to the dentist and to the mining company In UPN So he's smart
He's a smart guy
No, actually, it's just a prayer He's a sick person He's a sick person Let's check it out I've been to many hospitals
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You're right, I'm jealous I'm jealous Why did you become a doctor? I was already a responsible parent When I started, my parents were like Are you willing to do this?
If you're not, since you're still a year old, it's good to change your career But my friends were like, enjoy it Play soccer together, and play it cheap I mean, we always have a ritual
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Get started freeonce a month, we have to a ritual, once a month we have to go to the beach with a lot of people, all the men go to the beach by motorbike I can't ride a motorbike with a clutch I have to ride a bike, play football, futsal I can do it 4-5 times a week
Wow, this is so frequent It's fun Yes, so when I was asked to move, I didn't want to because of my friends. So I just went to the stand-up, and I was left alone. It turns out there's a little bit left. That's too bad.
But what can I do? Dr. Tompi is also an artist, it's okay. But I think after the first year, there should be a co-op. So I finished S1, SKG, Doctorate in Dentistry, I gave my service to my parents, and I continued my choice in comedy.
So the important thing is...
I was like that too.
I also joined the auditions,
the registration, what's it called?
What's your job? A flight attendant? I used to register for STT Telekom, ITB, STAN... Oh, you registered for ITB? Yes, and also for the government. I've experienced that. I used to register for WMPTN.
But that was for the country? Yes, for the country. I almost tried to register for UGM, but I fell asleep because of the 2010 World Cup. I watched the World Cup, fell asleep, and woke up at 10 AM. I was like, what should I do? My parents still don't know about this.
They know that I didn't pass the UGM.
They didn't want to join.
I was kicked by the ball.
I didn't pass.
But now you're a great comedian
How much money do you have? I have a lot of money from being a comedian I don't know what Dr. Gigi is like now I know from my friends that I'm not bad But
What I like in this world But that's it If we live according to our passion and joy, we enjoy it. Yes. We can do it ourselves. Yes.
It turns out that we didn't realize the things we've been doing since we were kids. Now, there are so many soccer workers.
Yes, that's right.
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Get started freeAnd in comedy, it turns out that before... So, in Flashback, the destiny is so funny. Yes. I used to watch comedy, then football, and now comedy. It's always like that. There's no other hobby. That's the fate.
So, I just do what I see.
But he's honest.
He looks honest. Let's test it now.
Answer honestly.
Okay.
Okay, we'll play a game.
Answer honestly. Okay. You can't say anything unpleasant. Say yes. Who's the worst stand-up kid?
Ebel Kobra! That's the worst. Ebel Kobra.
Ebel Kobra. Why? I was in Padang, Padang community stand-up night. Pras said, Mat, show up. Stand-up, who's your MC? I said, it's okay, and Pras said, Mat, come on, let's do a stand up show, what's the MC for?
So we came to the community, and Pras was the MC, and we were all lined up, and Pras said, Mat, tomorrow you're the last headliner. Who was before me? Gilbas or Ebel? There was Gilbas and Ebel at that time. If it's Gilbas, it's okay. Ebel, man. Gilbas was the first one. Ebel couldn't be put in the first or the last. In the middle.
In the middle. I said, why did you put this person before I died at the end? Then I said, I can't. Ebel, how come... Oh, he's dead. Oh, he's... I was like, this is weird. I can't believe it. I swear I can't do this. I'm with a formal person.
Who is neat, prim and thoughtful. I will lose to him. I can't lift it up. It's hard. Then, I changed. Ebel was the last one. Suddenly, he came early in the morning. He couldn't sleep. Because he wanted to be the headliner.
He came to my office, kissed me, suddenly Bang Mamad, my love, Ebel can't sleep if Ebel becomes the headliner Bang Mamad, what the f**k are you doing? Bang Mamad becomes the headliner? Yes, okay, I'm the headliner, but promise me, Ebel Don't be so weird
Ebel promise
Ready, Ebel promise
Okay, okay, deal He went up, and suddenly his material I said, okay, deal. He got on the bus. Suddenly, he started talking about his material. I felt something was wrong. I was holding him. He was talking about this material. The material was very strange.
He was talking about a drunk person. Then, he started to do a prayer. What kind of prayer? I swear. He then I was like, he came in, he was like, this is OOED, he's a ***, I hit him.
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Get started freeIf he really did the punchline, he would have been dead.
You would have been dead.
I would have been dead, I was going up,
and suddenly *** was there. What do I do, sir?
What do I do, sir? foreign
foreign I swear to God, I swear to God But it broke Yes, it broke There was a piece of paper
Suddenly there was a piece of paper He used a piece of paper How? I was really angry But fortunately he Still committed to not ending He wants to take a bath
Take a shower Which is weird But he committed So so I kept going. I had to bring him to the stage first. I mean, I had to bring him to the stage in a material way. Like, hey, you guys from Padang,
why are you so smart? Why do you want to have someone like this? This material is like this. It's hard to make it
It's really hard
Ebel, so there's a rule like that? No, there's no such thing But I mean, for example, if we're on the second show I mean, this is one show It's not wrong if Ebel still wants to do it But I'll be really nervous, right?
I'll be really stressed Because how do I do this? How do I have to follow the rules So if Ebel didn't mess up, you should have messed up I think so You guys want to see my ass
Oh, I see
That's how it is There's no rule Ebel was free to do whatever he wanted But sometimes we were chatting with friends and we were like, don't do this too much, I'm going to die Actually it's okay If Ebel wants to do it, it's okay
At least when he's sleeping, I'm still awake Okay, last one Raditya, Dika or Panji? One of my ex-boss Your ex-boss is Panji? Radit, he was my classmate
Panji Pragiwaksono
Panji Pragiwaksono
You don't like Radit?
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Panji Pragiwaksono
I swear
No need to give any excuse
Why?
Radit, of course Just yesterday, Radit came from here He really likes you Really? Radit was a fan of Mahmoud Is that true? Yes, he said that
Has he been on TV?
Yes, he has
He wears a pink jacket, right? Yes He's not here He was cut He was cut He was here
He was a fan of Mahmoud
I see
Okay, Radit That's not true It's me Any other actors or fans of GJLS? All of them I'm the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the second wife. I used to hang out with him at the apartment. With Bene.
Oh, I can't. It's better to be GJLS or Titik Kumpul. GJLS. A bit different or Titik Kumpul? A bit different. Both are good.
But we hope Titik Kumpul will be...
It's done.
The song. Song, movie, anything. I think the band will start to appear. Because stand-up has started to appear. And... PASKY is also holding a band competition.
Hopefully, the band will appear again.
And get more attention. Mat, thank you so much. Thank you, Mat. We need to support each other, so we can grow and develop.
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Get started freeMat, thank you so much.
Thank you, Mr. Haji.
Good luck with your wife and kids.
Amen. Stay healthy, Mr. Haji.
Keep on doing great, and keep on winning. Okay, thank you for watching.
We'll see you again later.
Thank you, Mat. Thank you, Mat.
Thank you, Mr. Haji. βͺ
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