MAMAT ALKATIRI BERUBAH DEMI ANAK, TOBAT??? - NGOBROL DI WA EPS .31

I'm going to be doing a lot of work on this. so This is the story of the Manchester United legend, Patrice Evra! I don't know. Eric Jemba Jemba, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Well, how is it? It's called International Podcast, right? Arrghhh! I'm watching it with my own eyes.

I'm watching it with my own eyes.

I'm a huge fan of M.U. Oh, so you're a huge fan of Evra. I'm a Juve fan. So, I'm still a huge fan of Evra. He still likes to comment on Juve. So, I'm really happy.

So, I'm still a bit confused Why?

I'm Chicago Bulls

Basketball

Basketball

I'm too old for Chicago Bulls

But how?

With the bat?

Not like that

Not like that

Not like that

I don't believe in that kind of thing. I don't believe in that kind of thing. I don't believe in that kind of thing. Well,

the scream is solid.

Oh, yes.

But, my throat is still sore.

So, I don't believe in that kind of thing.

How was it, Bar? The impression of interviewing Patrick Severa?

I was nervous. I was more nervous because it's not Severa, but the English language. I'm not sure if I'm speaking English. I'm so nervous. My heart is beating so fast. But luckily he respects you. He understands the lack of English. I've been so stupid since...

before, when I played for the Diaspora Team Nas. I used English to be praised. Since then, I've been so stupid. I don't want to... I don't want to read comments in English. The point is, if the The point is, I understand what the other person says.

That's it.

But what you said at that time, can you understand what the other person said? I can. What I can't do is...

Just turn it around.

Get it out of my mouth. I have to think it through. You must have given him the same partner.

Even though it's in English.

Oh, really?

But the quality is... So, it's like that. We're under each other's feet. We're texting.

We're still thinking.

If you're an English poet, you have to be good at English. If you're a Japanese poet, you have to be good at Japanese.

If you're a Shilalai poet, you have to be good at... You have to be a race car driver. English, Japanese literature, Japanese language. What about other literature?

I have to be a race car driver.

I'm so happy today to get a great schedule from you. How much is the Glock?

The price is in the market. The world is in chaos. America is in a mess right now. The world is in a mess. America is in a mess.

It's a bit difficult to get weapons.

After the election of the mayor of New York, it's also... It's starting to get expensive.

Because the stock is running out.

It's running out now. But I see a drastic change. From when I was watching Suci competition until now. The first drastic change is the physique.

Physique first. Why? You were so thin in Suci.

Yeah, I was thin.

Now, life makes you more comfortable.

Fat?

Actually, it's just fat. It's more like a you. Is it fat? It's just fat, sir. It's more like a muscle. Because...

What?

Is there anything that's getting better?

It's genetic. If I think about it, it's genetic. And now, I can eat anything. My mouth is a little bit sour. I eat. And lately, I stopped smoking.

So, I'm getting crazy.

Stop smoking?

Yes. How many months have you been doing it?

2 months.

I think it's better if you don't stop smoking, Mat.

Because if you stop smoking, your lips will get darker.

This is genetic, bro.

I'm in first grade.

My teacher has told me to stop smoking.

I'm not want to smoke

There's a reason, why?

Stop smoking?

No, no, no

Stop smoking

I was just born I was born and I wanted to quit smoking But I didn't have the right moment I didn't have the right intention When I was about to give birth, I took a day off I took a day off on purpose, because I was with my wife

I couldn't leave the house Because I didn't smoke in the house I never smoked in front of my mom But in the bedroom? I mean, in the bathroom

That's right

I wrote a letter That's right. He wrote the text. He wrote the text. He wrote it. He wrote the text.

How can he do that?

How can he do that?

I did that.

Be honest. Did you do that?

That's weird.

It's weird. If you did that kind of experience? It's so weird. It's really weird.

If you do it...

Write a story?

It's impossible. You're talking nonsense.

What is this?

What is this?

It's weird.

You're so weird.

You're weird.

My goodness.

But you're still diligent in writing a story. You're not busy with... I mean, with podcasting, interviewing people. You've done a lot of podcasts.

Corporate jobs can't be rejected, right?

Right.

It can't.

Because you're sexy.

If I have a child, and the next day I have a corporate job,

I'll beat him up.

I'll beat him up.

So I'm still writing. But I'm still attend community events. Of course. Community events in Jogja are also routine. I still do. So, I'm not a bullpen writer.

When I'm in the bathroom, I like to review. I discuss where to run. I record it in my head. So, you don't write anymore, or type on your phone, you don't write it down or type it on your phone?

Yes, before I perform. I'll go up, and point here, here, here, here. That's it. If I write it down, I've tried several times, but I blanked.

It's different.

But your life is in a much better position than when you were discussing your life in East Indonesia. Do you still find the feeling? What new feeling do you put in? I still do, because I always touch with my world in Fakfa. I still touch with my friends here. My house is not in a complex, not in a complex.

I'm still in the village, in Arisana Erte. I'm still in Pikulgalon.

You're still there?

Yes, I am.

You were in a complex, but the people there didn't agree with you. They're annoying.

They're annoying.

They're left-wingers. They're left-wingers, so they're annoyed. I'm not sure. The one on the left.

The one on the left is being pushed.

I was thinking, sometimes in my head, when there's a comedian who has a good life, sometimes the close feelings with the daily life are getting smaller. But it's not.

The problem is the feeling. Because the culture of the culture is still very strong, right? So we can't run away from it, actually. And it's not a big deal. Because the whole family is a fuck-fuck. So it's still...

Because Mama is already present in various versions. We knew her from stand-up comedy. Then suddenly she can host an event, you can host a podcast, you can talk about politics, you can talk about casual things,

you can talk about sports. Which version of Mamat do you enjoy the most among all the ones that have been going on? Which one do I enjoy? That's a good question.

KWA, of course.

We're talking about KWA. That's the question. Chatting at KWA.

If Andika wasn't here,

I wouldn't let you do this.

If Andika wasn't here,

I would chat at WE.

That's right.

Which version do you like the most?

The most enjoyed version? Because when you brought the political event, the one in Warung... Maling. I really enjoyed that too. You talked to the officials, and you didn't just

ask questions and hear the answers, but you also went through what you wanted to discuss. I was quite surprised that your political knowledge was in that.

I enjoyed that content in the beginning.

The most enjoyable thing was enjoyed in the beginning. Yes, Mak. What I enjoyed the most was enjoying the moment. The moment of talking like this. This is something like I forgot there's a camera.

We were just talking. That's why sometimes in Podcast Potus, I let go of it a few times because I didn't think anyone was watching. Because I don't think anyone would watch it. Because I was so stupid. I wanted to talk, to dig, especially in politics, I wanted to learn.

The audience also learned. I'm not an expert in politics. So, I actually enjoyed it more. In the digital world.

But, I'm interested.

Do you have any reason that... I'm nervous.

I think I have to get into the system one day.

What?

Join Cicak Nugul? Even a high school student who just started learning but he tries to understand politics, he already knows where he wants to go.

No.

No, never. Where does he want to go? I don't know I'm confused

It's like when I met with Ari Kriteng If I'm not mistaken At that time, we were discussing politics He said

I asked him He said that Maybe 10 years from now

I will be in the system He said that maybe 10 years from now, I will be in the system.

He? He's been saying that since now. Do you want to be in Goleng? This is not framing, right? It's not framing. Ask Abdur. He always forces us to do this. It starts from the guts, actually.

Then, the three of us, let's go in together. This is one party. What party? We haven't got a party that... we think is suitable. Where is the party that... we can just go in?

Let us fight, the three of us. The three of us fight with people. The fight is inside. This is ambitious, this father. That's like, this is ambitious. That's why he wants to change. That's why he wants to be mayor.

I used to think like that. These are Mamet's models. Because if you enjoy Malik's content, I'm a podcast enthusiast. And even though the speech at that time was purely about politics,

I liked the way he was digging up the information. Because if it was based on research, it's impossible for him to take a long talk and the content would be more than an hour long.

I think it's because there's interest, there's interest. It's true that my hobby of politics, it's been a long time ago. So now, thank God, it's actually in the area that I like. But it turns out that politics is a hobby that we discuss once a week or once a month.

Every day, I swear I'm dizzy. What I can't stand is... we already know... the answer is, he suddenly turned.

How come?

We're the audience.

We were talking.

Why is it different here? That's what I'm saying. I swear, in my head, while you're driving, I want to talk to you, but he kept turning his head.

He kept... Why is he such a good liar? So, politics is discussed every day or every week, it's not even confusing. That's one of the reasons why

Maling was finally wrapped up. Because I was bored. It's different from soccer. It's okay if we watch it every week.

We always have new stories. Although... What makes you interested in things related to politics? Before you see it for yourself, you realize that this is the political world.

From your perspective. Yes, it's yourself, that this is how the political world is. From your point of view. Yes, almost at that point, I didn't want to go in. I was like, this is how politics is. But I was interested because of my grandfather. My grandfather was a fighter, a veteran soldier. Not a soldier, a civilian fighter. He was just fighting.

Oh, he was in the military.

Yes, he was.

He was a civilian. He was just going to join the war. Oh, you were going to join the war. I was just going to join the war. I was very aware of the country. So, if I had to schedule a news, I couldn't be in front of the TV. You had to be there.

I couldn't. Once, my grandma watched Sinetron. We changed the TV the next day.

It was broken. It was broken. I watched Sinetron, and we changed the TV tomorrow.

It's broken. It's broken. We changed the TV tomorrow. We bought a new one. It's funny. It's really bad. It's called war.

So, I was really interested. I watched the news, there were politicians... I don't need to say their names. Some politicians were insulted via TV.

Really.

Some politicians. If there are politicians now, I remember now, they used to insult my grandfather.

Have you ever interviewed those people? The ones who were insulted by your grandfather?

Not yet. Because it was in... Different generation. But I met them once. I met one of them. At an event, I was standing up.

He was down. I was like, oh no.

Memory flashback. I forgot. Flashback memory.

But when you saw that person, when you saw that person, your memory flashed back.

Did you prepare your grandfather's action? There were some politicians, who in the end, my grandfather was wrong. He was from the district, he watched TV,

and in the end, it's like you're angry on your own. But in some, the politicians are right.

Right.

Why is there a glass like this? It should be straight.

But you also understand that there are some, maybe I'm just saying, there are people who, before becoming a politician, they are very vocal, very loud, very, really, can be said, this can be,

people who represent what they feel about the community, with the Indonesian people

but when it enters the system

it's broken

everything changes

yes, that's one of my reasons the more I know about politics back then, what was my dream? the district of Fak-Fak what's next? Guberdol

what's next?

Wapres

ah, cool you're old enough enough? I'm a governor and then I'm a president That's cool

You're old enough

Enough?

I'm from the bottom The star is not 20 years old The star is 40 The star is not syndrome So your dream is like this? My dream is politics I'm not a politician. When I was in high school, my hobby was debating with the teacher. It was my hobby.

I was like, no, that's not the law. That's it. That's it. Now, if you give it... You're a gun mechanic, right?

No.

Because my friends...

Behind you.

Please, in front of the class. The teacher is smart. No, no, no. Because my friends... are behind me.

Please, sit in front of the class.

My wife is smart.

But you didn't go to political college, right?

You went to a doctor's college.

It's a crime. It's okay. Cegwe Farah also went to a doctor's college.

Yes.

What?

He compared his wife to Cegwe Farah.

No, no.

No. That's wrong. He compared himself to Cengguh Farah No, no No, no

That's wrong

Cengguh Farah is not as populist as that

Too much Right

I just found out from Andika This is a doctoral degree

Because it was discussed When he was in competition in Suci I always follow every week Who got eliminated and all that He always followed Dr. Gigi

We've never met, right?

We met at Laporpa But we never talked We never had a long conversation Honestly, I saw you

I was sad Because he's from the East. He's from Condet, right? I mean, I was embarrassed. There are people who are friendly, and there are people who are like,

I'll leave it to you. I don't dare to... Why? What kind of people did you see from him? Just the entrance.

Tell us what the entrance was, sir. That's dangerous. That's dangerous.

What was the entrance, sir?

The entrance to the toilet.

It was a bit sad. Alhamdulillah, when Mahmat wanted to be invited, Alhamdulillah, this is the moment we can... I want to talk to him. I'm scared. Honestly, this is our chance to meet. I was scared, honestly. Because I'm more of an Arshad fan.

Oh, Abdur. Oh, God. You're a Dajjal fan. I saw their conflict of interest a few times their conflict of interest both of them at the King Abdul event I saw that

I trust Abdul more

Abdul Binatang

What's that?

That's the man

How many days ago? Three or four days ago? He just came back from Japan. He was shooting a movie in Jogja. He visited my son.

Okay.

Was it three or four days ago? He visited. Imagine. What was the first word that came out of his mouth when he saw my son? What?

Oh my God, it grandson of Bahlil

Imagine that Imagine that Imagine that When my parents-in-law Oh my God. Imagine this. When my parents-in-law are beside me. And it's obvious that this is his grandfather. My grandfather. Imagine this.

Do you want to believe that kind of person?

Oh my God.

Oh my God. LOL If you say yes, maybe I will start to trust you But if... Why do you trust my son? He's his grandson, how can you?

How can you?

I mean, you can do more

I mean, he's not going there, he can do more

Yes, I'm not going there

I'll record it tomorrow, sir

So that you can know

So that you can know Actually, the conflict... I recorded it, sir. I recorded it, sir.

Actually, the conflict... The conflict between you two, honestly, when did it start? Why?

I even forgot when it started. On Twitter, right?

Oh, on the internet first.

We were on the same show.

When Indonesia Laughed.

When Indonesia East.

Oh, East, sorry.

We were on the same show. Arik Riting, Abdur, Yewe, Armar Obi. That was one of the shows. So, I was allowed to shoot. Because there was a movie. I was allowed to shoot for about 2 weeks.

I was replaced by Obi. So, he raised the issue. Wow, Mahmad is drunk. Mahmad is drowning in Maluku because he was drunk at the beach during the shoot. He also made a story. He made about 5 or 6 Insta stories.

He knew that I was Juventini, and he was Juventini too. That night, Juventus vs Milan. He knew that I playing Juventus, and he was playing Juventus too. That night, Juventus vs Milan. So, he knew I wasn't asleep. I was watching a movie before watching football. I was still in the dorm. I was watching it, and suddenly...

It was so crowded. It turned out that this dog was making a story. Astaghfirullahaladzim. Story, then just writing. Astaghfirullah. I was just called by one of Satpam's club.

Just say C, and the last one is N. He wrote it like that. Then C, dot dot dot. We all know what it is. He said there was a visitor who slept in the goth room and contacted me. That's what he said.

And in the last story, it turned out that the one who contacted me was my mother. So, I was sleeping in front of the goth room.

In the goth room.

In this club. And the boss called him. He asked for help to be picked up. I was watching football. I didn't know anything. That's how the slander started.

He continued.

Because I mean, at first I thought it was a joke. But eventually...

Why are you...

Oh, there's a sound of a hammer?

There's a sound of a hammer.

We were joking. We were just joking.

We were joking. Crazy. Yes.

I was afraid that his daughter would be like this. I thought that if we kept joking, there could be that there was a real

fit in there, because, I'm sorry

You're narrowing down the facts

I'm sorry, Mat, I mean I think I also Never saw you

Like No

What is it, with A noble heart like Abdul. Like Abdul, in a podcast. I don't need to mention it.

And then suddenly he talks about religion. While crying.

How can a person like a person with a good heart

can say such words?

Who?

His grandson?

It's like he doesn't make sense to me.

Astaghfirullah.

He's a good person. I have to admit that he's a good guy. I have to admit, he's a good guy. He's really good. He's the one who built the movie. It's the same thing, sir. If I were between Mr. Dika and Mr. Wendy,

I would say, between these two, Mr. Wendy is a mess. Mr. Dika's life is a mess. He's a drunk. All of them, Mr. Wendy is not.

He prays five times a day. He's a pious man. Which one do you think people believe? Between these two?

Me.

The one who's pious?

Yes.

Praying?

Compared to this? No, sir. It's impossible. It's impossible. You can see it from his face. This is the one who's cheating. Well, Abdul... Abdul uses that framing, sir. East people.

East people...

are given a fitna for being drunk.

Everyone will believe it.

In this world.

In this world, everyone believes it. People like us, we're not drunk, so we're called drunk. We're not just arguing, say we're drunk. We can't just accuse others of being drunk.

Seriously.

But it's fun to watch. The slander.

He made a slander formula. He made it. Because it's his special show. He made a slander formula. The sl speech can't be too right or too wrong. It should be in the middle. So that it fits.

He used a slanderous speech. He clearly explained the slanderous speech. From your side, you always feel slandered with his words that almost people believe. Have you ever felt, You're always being slandered with his words that are almost trusted. Have you ever felt like,

this is too much, I'm starting to feel hurt about a few things. Maybe your family started to believe you, started to question you. The problem is, that's how the East Village people play. They like to play like that. There are my brothers,

they play like that until they get divorced. Oh... So, it was like a game. My parents also... if I slandered Abdur, they reminded me.

Why can't I do that?

When I slandered Abdur, they laughed.

I was like, who is this?

Your parents agreed with what you said about Abdur.

At that time, my parents were not there. Just my mother-in-law. But did you tell your parents about your grandchild? My mom was in the kitchen, but my in-laws were next door. I just heard it, and that's it.

Your parents were sincere.

They knew. They knew that the one who came was a bad guy. They knew. Why have we never been invited to Titi Kumpul? That's Pras. He's on Pras's channel.

He's the creator. I'll tell him later. Even though I'm used to coordinating for the invitation. Let's do it tomorrow.

No, not tomorrow.

We'll do it tomorrow. You're more of a Dajjal than me.

We'll do it tomorrow.

Come to Kaks Production, We'll shoot tomorrow. You're more of a Dajjal than Abdul. We'll shoot tomorrow. Let's say that the production team, me and Rick Ritting, is like this. We'll chat with Rizpo at 1 AM. At 8 AM, he'll tell Bisa it's 4 PM. I'll chat at 1 AM.

He's already asleep.

He'll reply at 8 AM. Right now, Mat? Yes, right now. What time? 4 AM. Okay, let's shoot. He's not sure.

If we're on schedule, it's hard.

Yes, it's hard. We're starting to feel sorry for... the guests we invited. It's always sunny. How many podcasts are you doing now? The one with Ari, you're doing it, right?

Yes, that's the one with me. Titi Kumpul and Sport 772, the program.

Those four.

Last time, when... How many times did you go to the news?

Just once.

Just once, right?

Why don't you talk about this as much? While I'm watching...

I dream watching you guys I'm dreaming about you guys

I'm dreaming about you guys

While you're like this?

No, I'm not

I'm not like that

I'm not like that, Astaghfirullah Because we know who you are in the stand-up world And we know who your fans are who's your work in the stand-up world and we are your materialists and we know what Mamat's persona as an East Indonesian is like, what he's talking about, there's no updoor conflict yet,

and all that, we saw you on the podcast,

you talk a lot,

but when you were on the report, why Mamat didn't talk much?

Because of the joke range. If I talk about East Indonesia, how far can the TV receive it? In this podcast, we can talk freely. You said something to me earlier.

Where?

Earlier, you said... Where? You're black, you dog.

It's okay. Right? I'm not going to edit this part out I'm not going to edit this part out I'm not going to edit this part out I'm not going to edit this part out I'm not going to edit this part out I'm not going to edit this part out I'm not going to edit this part out

I'm not going to edit this part out That's why I said you're a good politician You talk differently than what you look like You're different No one edited this

No one will show this

But I heard that even though it's black, it's still...

You're crazy!

You're crazy

I'm trying to reduce the harsh language And it comes out again LOL Why, Mat? It's okay. Don't lie. It's okay. It's not good for me. No, it's not.

It's okay.

I appreciate his personality.

If we're really close,

then...

We just met,

we were talking,

and suddenly,

that dog doesn't make sense.

That's it. That's one of the good things, Mat. We received the script... a few hours before the shooting. And sometimes, creative people... complain that it's hard to get a guest star.

That's why sometimes, many people come... and the actors feel that they're not well-known... to the guest star. Sometimes, they's viral on TikTok because we don't follow him. Or sometimes he's on saladgram.

Once we get well-known names, including happy ones, we're like, wow, today is Mahmad's day. So we have expectations.

But when you came,

we were like,

it seems like Mahm he's being held back? Yeah, because... We're afraid that we're wrong in...

No, no.

That.

No. When Mr. Wendi was talking to me, I was like, thank you, Mr. Wendi.

I was relieved.

I was like, wow, there are so many people like this.

But what kind of dream did you have?

Because, you know, I'm afraid of men. You've been afraid of men before? Before that, I was like, yesterday, I was chatting with a man. I knew I was going to get a punch.

You were chatting again?

Yes, but I was like, what should I do?

Why?

Did you feel that your role was not right at that time? No, it was just the first one. I had rejected him, and I was like, it's not good to keep rejecting him. I came, I came. Well, before...

I knew that I would be reported tomorrow. I was thinking about it that night. I even had a dream. I even had a dream. I was dreaming about him Not about anything What was it?

What were you doing?

I'm not going there

When I got there I met him I asked him how he was doing He said he was fine I knew that He was a great help

Many people from Lapurpa Have told me that he was a great help And I know that these guys are very helpful, for sure. Many of the reporters have said that these guys are very helpful. Just relax. Because when they're thrown, they'll be thrown. Meanwhile, the role of the mafia... The range is a bit confusing. For example, if I say, I'll shoot you.

Is that allowed? The TV range is already... It's not free anymore. So, it's really held back. So, I was hoping for a clean throw from you. I was afraid that we were treating you wrong.

No, no, no. Not at all. Even after that, I was quite happy.

I didn't know if you were disappointed at that time. No, no, no.

We were just a bit scared Not disappointed More scared

Scared of what?

You Abdur never did it right?

Abdur, yes

He never did it That's what you like You like him

He never did it

Ari Griting did it right? Ari Griting did it You like him, he never goes to the airport He went to Arie Griting once

Arie Griting once He went to Baka Bos Yes, he was in a movie I impersonated him too

Yes, yes

I was so eager, I didn't want to He didn't go to Vindes either He was afraid of the time Once he went to Vindes, he asked me to accompany him So I went twice Even though I just came to Vindes a few weeks ago.

That week, he didn't want to go alone. We had a noise promo at that time. So, I said, let's go with him. So, I accompanied him. Maybe he's a selective person. No, he's scared. He's just scared.

But, back then, having a WIT event was a semi-sketch show. Right, improv comedy, sketch.

Yes, yes.

I mean, for the kids with stand-up background, it's not a scary thing to play sketch.

Yes.

Like playing the judge, in MHS. That's Mr. Desta Telepon. It's okay. Because there's Regan, Jekyll. I called him. He said, there's Regan and Jekyll. I knew it.

I knew it.

The way he played with the kids.

I mean, let it be. Regan and Jekyll. I was so mad. I knew it. But the others,

especially in La Porpa. The one I was holding was Kiki. I mean, my friend was Kiki. The one who was close to me. When you were holding him, you were also naked.

How was it? It turned out...

You couldn't be held. But it wasn't hard, right?

Actually, no. We were aware that these guys were very nice and and can talk to us. We know that, but we're also upset sometimes if the community stands up and sees us like that. Like, what? Why didn't you let go? Yes, there's Abang Mahmad, for example. We're also upset, actually. We understand that feeling.

But when we're in that position with the guys, it's automatic, we can't avoid it. Because in our team, we're the ones who are more interested in learning more seriously, like the guys in the stand-up pool. Even yesterday, we had... Well, this is just an idea, I don't know if it will be accepted or not.

Yesterday, I thought... There's this stupid motorcycle club. The prediction.

It's combined into one. 20 people. Yesterday, I was talking in front of the studio with Surya. We were talking. Sur, what do you think? If 20 people go up, just do a stand here, we can make a stand-up show. Make a stand-up show? That's fun.

One person? 5 minutes?

5 minutes.

5 minutes.

What do you mean by clinking?

What do you mean?

No, it's all clinking. It doesn't matter which one.

It's the same. It doesn't matter which one.

Hey, Win, just do it.

So funny.

I mean, we want to learn together.

It's really like that.

20 people.

20 people, give them 5 minutes.

It's already been an hour. When will it be? We haven't. Have you watched Preda and Stazen? No, not yet. Not yet. It's been an hour since the performance Yeah When was that? I don't know yet You watched it right?

No, not yet

Not yet Not everyone agreed

I'm one of the ones who didn't agree Why? It's hard We're both comedians Why don't we support each other? In other words

The kids who are doing stand-up I think they're starting to open up To learn how to play TV, and they can survive on TV. I'm from Skecha, I play on TV, I want to learn and know what I can do.

Because I see that TV is only this much, but stand-up is getting more and more. Meanwhile, the competition is getting... The competition is getting... There was a little bit of try-and-error.

I just want to take part in how to strengthen my mental and form friends too. Based on my experience. That's all, actually.

But if you say stand up it's hard, it's hard 5 minutes maybe

it's easy

we just do stand up face we just go to the bathroom to throw up for God's sake those are the feelings what are we doing?

we're following this show

but when it's weird, you want to do it again. That's why it's fun. For example, podcasts or something, you don't have that feeling. Right. When I go home, I think,

I think I said something wrong, I'll edit it.

Right.

But it's not that far.

But what do you think this is? What I'm doing, what do you think, Mat? Stand Up Fest, 2023, right? Yes, before that. I was asked to be the MC, and then read the rules.

I just read it. The material was clear, it was funny. But backstage, my wife was in front of me, she didn't want to be with me backstage. She watched me backstage. My mouth was dry,

I couldn't breathe. I asked for water. I was accompanied by Mauki. I asked for water.

I went inside, it was like, damn, it was so heavy. And then, Jambore.

Oh yeah, Jambore, I've been there. I was performing. And I felt like I was going to perform, I was already in shape, I had memorized everything. When I was backstage, I saw Diki throwing up. I saw Arief...

Sometimes, you get suggestions from those people.

Perform. I felt like, I wasn't doing my best. But I was like, I'm done. I was scared. But, yesterday, I watched Stand Up Face. My friends were like,

I felt like I'm getting adrenaline again?

Maybe you can try again

Yes, I can Yes, sir

Why is that, Mat? That's the magic of stand up We will definitely be cursing before we perform Like, what kind of job is this?

I mean, why is there a job where people talk to each other? That's how it is

That's how it is I'm in with Pras at Stand Up Fest 2023. Mat, we believe in ourselves. Next year, we won't have to take it. Just say, Jis, we won't have a stand up show. But in 2025, let's do it. Then, we'll be nervous again.

I was talking to Jis. At Stand Up Fest 2027. I was like, is this true Jis, in 2027, Jis. Stand Up Fest. Is it true? Yes.

I said, it's been too long.

I think I was wrong.

Jambore, you're just a kid.

No, no, no.

Jambore, you're not a kid.

Next year, Jambore.

Are you special?

Once.

In 2017. No, in 2017, who?

2018. That was in 2017 No, it was in 2017 or 2018 You didn't have any plans? Because your life is full of stories Yes, actually Especially when you're getting older Yes, that's true I haven't even been to the last service

I'm still going back to politics I haven't discussed my marriage What's the name of the Sukadukanya? How was your marriage life? It was good. It was interesting.

I mean, especially since I already have a kid. Yesterday, I was almost late to the train. I was going to Malang. When I was about to leave, he was already looking at me.

He was like,

wait a bit. I put my bag and put it back.

How long did it take for your son to dare to look at you?

My dad?

I'm his dad.

I was the one who delivered him. It was my fault.

Because he was scared. Of Why was he scared?

Of course, he couldn't stand it.

Seeing his son like that. And then, the house was also fun for the wife. The difference of age, 7 years, it's not... Alhamdulillah.

Alhamdulillah, means, God willing, she didn't feel heavy. She was still open. She's still a virgin. She's still a virgin. Your wife said that the customer bought a grenade.

Yes.

Coincidentally, she's a fan of the Air Force.

The Air Force.

Fans. You're a fan at first?

Actually, I was a fan at first. I can't say I was a fan. Because he was a fan of Titi Kumpul.

Okay.

Not his personal fans. So, his hobby was watching Titi Kumpul. Watching Titi Kumpul. Coincidentally, when I was celebrating my birthday, there was a girl girl made a trend What was it?

My girlfriend is a superstar, right? The song is Project POM She used my photos So, happy birthday It turned out to be a FB EP, followed by many people One of them is my wife

But because my wife has quite were quite high on TikTok, she noticed people who DMed me, saying, I haven't played TikTok yet. This, this, this, this, this, this, let's get married, and so on. She added more people like Arik Kriting, support, and so on.

And then, I happened to have an event in Jogja. I was doing a stand-up show, hosting kids' shows. And I thought, maybe I'll meet someone, and it'll be fun.

And so I met him, and we talked, and we got along. And so we got along, and we came back here. Who invited you to meet? Me.

I had an event in Jogja So we met up

Did you threaten him?

Within 2 times 24 hours Your life will be ruined That was a text message If you stop, you will die. You're so beautiful. The important thing is the conversation.

The conversation. It turned out... First impression. He sent me a map, but it was wrong. He got in the car. I picked him up with my friends.

We had coffee together. So, we had 5 cups of coffee. I was angry. I just knew him. Why did you send this?

So, I knew him.

Why did you write the map? I didn't know. I just knew him.

You're too emotional

We talked, the kids supported We talked, and we got in trouble But his parents didn't agree Again, because of slander

His mom almost got sick

Because she was sure I was a liar

Because Abdur made a lie I went to the hospital last night because I was sure I was a fool.

Because Abdur made a joke about me being a fool.

Abdur made a joke about me being pregnant. I followed the story on Twitter.

I was pregnant during a math test. A specific math test.

That's a detail.

You got eaten by your parents?

I got sorry. You're old enough to eat.

The funny thing is, the auntie was talking like that. But she already has a job, a business, a weapon business. But it's safe. Huh? Is this serious?

This is...

This is a joke. Oh, she doesn't have it. Because she's a smart person. She doesn't have it. He's a smart guy, right? He doesn't have it. I was joking. Everything was a joke.

Then, I was like, I just wanted to make a little space. I wanted to introduce myself. At first, I was closed. No, because I knew, Duda, Duda 3, 3 children. I swear, I got one more per day.

At first, Abdul thought I had 2 kids But I got 2 kids per day But then I got 3 kids So I got more My mom was almost in the hospital She said, can you open the door a little bit?

So I can get the access So I can get to know the kids When the door was opened a little bit, I flew there To Mamuju. I lived in Mamuju, West Sulawesi. I came there, and it was a success.

At the end. And then, there was a conversation from his father. So, how is it going? I said, it's okay. Oh, yes, sir. The plan is to get the engagement in this month.

But I'll talk to my parents first. But when you explained that to your parents, and you said you had a planning, how did you convince the girl to get married first? I told her right away. How long did it take? I was already at the point of wanting to get married.

Because it was, God willing, it was even on June 24th, my birthday, I was like, I'm tired, I want to give someone who I can be interested in, I immediately got married.

There's a prayer like that.

Before that, you were with a guy?

No, not like that, not like that, not like that You two were in a relationship before? No, not like that Not like that, not like that

Not like that

Chocolate guy Chocolate guy Chocolate

Long hair

Long hair, black hair

Yes, that's right

Before that, you were... a vacuum in the world of love.

Yes, like there's no... like there's no one who really sticks to me. I mean, I was like a magnet. Like a magnet, the last magnet was probably during college. At that time, there was no magnet. And then there was a time with...

the one... I failed. Because of your friend, Abdul Arshad, your idol, I failed.

Because of that.

You're too much of a slanderer. You're my idol. You're an idol, you bastard.

Astaghfirullah. Astaghfirullah. Astaghfirullah. Astaghfirullah. Astaghfirullah. Astaghfirullah. Astaghfirullah.

Astaghfirullah.

Astaghfirullah. I told him I was serious about it. Oh, your wife? We met and then... We had a chat. I think I was interested. We talked and we're of different ages. I'm comfortable with that.

We're of different ages. It's comfortable. I think I started to get more serious I wanted to get married We talked about it But we just met We knew each other

I was still in college So I finished this first

If he's with his friends And you joined

Isn't it awkward? No, when we were in Jogja, we went to Aranika and so on, it wasn't awkward. It's different, 7 years, it's safe. Because he also studied in Jogja, so it's still my circle. It's still an area that I really control. I accept it everywhere.

Everywhere I have a grip on everything.

You can speak Javanese a little bit.

I understand. I have a bad linguistic. I understand it, but I can't memorize it.

Is Mahmoud Al-Khatiri a romantic guy? According to your observation.

He's usually a soft guy. Romantic is... According to your observation The outside is usually the inside The inside is usually smooth Romantic acts are...

Sorry, my first impression

when I saw you you're fierce and like if you're a girl you're like keeping distance but after we talked

I saw a different side of you.

Like... Sweet. A fitness instructor.

You didn't edit that, did you?

Romantic? According to your observation, the evaluation must be from others But you can also evaluate a little

How is your treatment to your partner? I think Romantic is when How is it? It's hard to explain Okay, the sweet thing What have you ever done to your partner?

A guy

Well

Damn

The question is very reflective Maybe not What about you, Mahmoud? Well, that's a very thoughtful question.

I don't think so.

Because I'm a typical romantic who is shaped by care. So, it's like...

Act of service.

That's right. Now, the most romantic thing is... I'm in Manukwari. There's an event in Manokwari. There was an event in Manokwari. The next day, there was an event in Padang. The event was in Padang, sir.

It was from one end to the other. I had to transit twice. From Manokwari, transit to Makassar. Transit to Jakarta, then to Padang. So, it was like, I was travelling a lot. After Padang, I was supposed to rest.

But suddenly in Padang, when I was in Makassar, in Padang, the event was postponed to tomorrow. I was supposed to use this for this, but because he was sick, at that time in Jogja,

and his father called, etc. I bought a ticket from Mak he was in Jogja, and his father called and everything. I bought a ticket from Makassar to Jogja. I went to Jogja that day. I went to Jogja in the morning. So, I was so tired. I took him to the hospital. So, that's how it was.

But it wasn't a cute thing. It wasn't cute. It wasn't cute. But it was cute. It was cute to my wife. I'm not a spoiled girl I'm not spoiled either I'm not suitable for spoiled But I'm spoiled to my wife What's the spoiled look like?

I can't imagine

The spoiled look is different I'm still being treated

by my wife I'm still being treated

I'm not suitable You now I don't know what to say I was about to say, you're being swapped I was about to say, you're being swapped

I was about to say, you're being swapped I was about to say if he's being swapped, so, like, what I imagine is, he's in the forest, he's sitting,

his wife is swapping,

and behind him, there's an army.

Like, no.

What?

But I'm curious,

the manja of a Mamat Al-Qadir is... The manja is... very manja. Like, but... the way you said it... was so... I was like, oh...

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry.

I feel like I'm going to pass.

My wife will know if I don't hug her. She'll be like, what are you doing here? I'm just like that here I'm the typical one The one who's cuddling Like, what do you want?

He'll ask me, what do you want? Take this, eat this That's a good boy I'm just a spoiled kid But there's a moment, I want to spoil him too Like, what's wrong?

Like this

What's wrong? What's wrong? I'm like, why? Like this? Why?

Why? Why?

Chocolate?

You're not supposed to point it at me.

I got it.

How long have you been talking? How long? one month. One month and ten days.

Oh my God.

It's hard to leave him. It's really hard. There will be a moment when your kid can't talk anymore.

And he'll say, where are you going?

Oh my God.

He'll play.

I can't imagine.

This is it. Yesterday, when I came home...

You must be sad. I swear, from Malang... Because he talked to another guy.

Where did he go?

That's when this happened.

To another guy.

Why? What happened yesterday?

When I came back, I realized that he already knew me. So, when I came back from Malang, it was early in the morning, and he greeted me. I didn't say his name yet. I called his name.

Then, he opened his eyes. He was half-conscious. He was like, who is this? Then, he realized and laughed. It was so wide. He knew me.

I knew that I had just left. You haven't put on the red nose, right?

No, not that.

I'm not. What's the reference? Badu.

Badu? No.

He smiled.

No. It's only been a month. I was like, where is he? Oh, it's his face. He smiled right away. Yeah, his face.

It's only been a month. He reacted to what we did.

It was fun.

Yeah, it was fun.

If he's that old, he can still see weird things.

That's right. He's usually like that.

Shy. He's an astral. When I was doing research on babies, we were looking for the birth date. When it turned out, they can see at 3 weeks old.

But only the black and white ones. So, I told my wife. I told my wife. I told my wife, I'm sorry, but don't be mad if she knows me better than you. Because she can only see me for three weeks. You're half-white, you can't see, you can't eat.

You're black.

Black. Black. Shit.

Are you renovating your house?

Yes, I'm renovating my house in Depok. Why are you renovating it? I just want to welcome my baby. I think there are some points that I think it's a bit too much.

Of course.

Preparing the best for your child.

Why?

I'm sorry, but if you want to answer No, if it's too private for you He's only one month old

But his grandpa is bald But his grandpa is bald

I asked Good night.