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is not written. Receive with great affection, make a lot of noise for our guests today, Marcelinho Johnson and Nathan Queiroz!
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All right? How are you, brother?
All right, thank God.
It's not very orderly, right? The throat is fucked, right? Everything is fine, thank God. It's not very well, right? My throat is fucked up, right? But what happened? He screamed.
He drank.
15 days of Rancho Maya, plus 3 days of events. It's getting worse, but I'm feeling better now. Today is pressure, boss.
Pressure.
No, I'll have to talk to you alone,
you can talk to you alone, you can hit me. He's going to talk! Fuck you Marcelinho!
I'm under a lot of pressure!
Congratulations Marcelinho, you talk a lot!
I talk a lot, right bro?
Look what I do in life! Wonderful, we found it very funny that we found out because you guys got together again now at the ranch that you guys are childhood friends?
How was that?
Is that true?
It's true.
It's true.
But we didn't know each other. We didn't remember that. We were friends when I lived in Redenção.
Pirralho.
Pirralho.
10, 12 years old, at most. There was a time when I was stealing in my city. Cap.
Cap. I was a coach. I was a coach. I was a coach. I was a coach. I was a coach.
I was a coach. I was a coach. I was a coach. I was a cap for the less empty goalkeeper, a cap for the goalkeeper.
Ah, you motivated them, the guys, you were good, so the cap...
That's it, that's it.
But they didn't know that this cap was stolen.
Many helped me.
Many helped me.
And then I met Nathan at that time. I'm I was very drunk on the first day of the ranch, because I knew I was going to be kicked out on the first day, so I was like, fuck it. I'll take advantage. Fuck it, fuck it, you know? And then he would give me advice. Look, you're very upset, be cool, and stuff. I don't know what. He doesn't like to go forward, be cool.
Yeah.
Don't push too far ahead. I'm Oh, damn this crazy old drunkard. Then the guys got scared.
They already made a group.
Did you realize that?
That the guys were looking at you like a crazy old man? We knew someone was going to leave. So let's make a group here. Because the guys there are younger. The oldest was me and Nathan. Then an old woman appeared, but she was very old.
Very old. The old woman almost had a heart attack. Then, okay. I'm is I didn't even know what was going on, bro! They took me out of focus They made the old man drink like crazy Let's focus on this cowboy here
Then he went to sleep outside! No, but before and after that We lost 20 thousand for the mortadella
No, wait a minute, what is it?
20 thousand reais, I've never eaten such expensive mortadella But it was good too Nathan asked for a piece of mortadella to eat with cachaça I When the guys kicked him out... Motor 12? Motor 12's head. There in the wall there wouldn't be a nickname like that.
There in the wall there wouldn't be a nickname like that.
There is, man.
In the beginning, the clay head.
The head is low.
Then the guys threw him to sleep outside. Then he took the mattress to sleep outside and I went after him. I said, you're not going to sleep alone, bro.
I'm going to sleep there for three nights, and we'll sleep on the farm side. And cachaça. And the next day, there was only rice in the house, the first two days.
The next day, everyone ate a mortadela for 20 thousand reais.
Because they had already taken it.
And it was tasty, bro. There was only rice, there was no base.
No, no, no, lady went to the ambulance, feeling sick.
Because of the anger that Nathan made on the old lady.
Because you ate her lunch, sent her to hell.
But I didn't send her, they made it up. The old lady felt sick, man.
She was sent to the hospital, man.
Poor thing.
You thought she could die, right?
Of course, man. I'm not gonna move This is my conscience. I'm gonna feed it for you. I'm going to imagine Yeah, I'm a de boa way my Okay, I'll show you What?
What about a lot of slobby
Oh god Oh, thank God. Carlinhos. Oh, no. I'm not saying that. Carlinhos is not dead. I think that old woman was a real shame.
She was coming to the mark. Carlinhos was coming to the mark.
She was crazy about her. She was at the mark. She was dying and not dying. And death was on her side. She was coming to get her. And death was on her side. Can I? Yes! No, I said, go, go, go, and she jumped. Oh, I'm going to the beach!
I love you!
We're together, I love you! I said, come on, let's go, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
My grandma was like that. My grandma, she asked... I swear, my grandma... I'll never forget, my grandma once made a disabled person like, get me off the bench. I was in my place. When he got up, I was blind. I was young. And he spent the whole night in the bingo without complaining.
What a bitch.
But there are some bitches that are awesome.
My mom is like that. I lived in the United States and my mom is a bit deaf. She'd say, mom, how are things? I'd say, what? I'll send you a thousand reais. What's the bill?
What's the bill, son? You're going to send it? I I'm gonna go to the I'm gonna go to the I'm gonna go to the I'm gonna go to the
I'm gonna go to the
I'm gonna go to the
I'm gonna go to the
I'm gonna go to the I'm gonna go to the I think I love you. Every man has to take a shot. Yes. A man without a shot is a difficult enemy.
You know it very well.
I did too.
Have you ever taken a shot, Marcelinho?
I took one in the United States. A shot from the United States is worth 100 shots from Brazil.
Why?
Because I paid my wife to go to America. I paid to take a shot. I gave it to a guy and I went to fight him. I was the one who took him.
Wait a minute. You were dating him.
Come here, baby. I tried to see him, but the devil didn't let me. He said, go to Mexico with Coyote. Coyote took me and ate me on the road. He left me there. I said, I never had sex without paying. I think I'd even go to the brochure if I had sex without paying.
I never did, I'm going to do it now. When I got there, I was already imagining it in my mind. I think I was 27, no, 28, because I had my first overdose. I remember the things that happened.
Look how he remembers the time of life, man.
He had an overdose.
I started to give a fuck in Puerto Rican, but the guy was a cop. And I, fucking, in the maribundo, right? Brave. I had to take satisfaction. Oh, man, the boy I took.
But what did you get there saying to the cop?
Hey, bro, you're messing with my wife. What the fuck you doing, you fucking asshole? You think you're better than me? You little crap. Come on, let's do this right. Right now. Let's fight here. Let's turn into a horse and a dog. Translating for you. He said, show me where you know the horse.
I said, show me where the horse is. He grabbed my throat and kept hitting me. I changed my state so I wouldn't die in this prison, man. You think you're a crook? Fatty, take a look at me so you can see what's up.
I paid.
I had put silicone on it, man, and I wanted my silicone back. I'm a fool. I'll get my silicone back, girl. If I put it on, it's mine. I didn't pay, damn it. I got into the consulate, I borrowed money to a friend, and I didn't even use it. What the hell? I was imagining Ramão do Pinho crushing my breasts.
It was my breasts that I paid for.
You invested.
It happens.
I like that word, you know why? I lived in the United States for 17 years, and when I got here, I had R$11,000. I have a friend here who went to a party. He's my childhood friend, he knows. Not my childhood friend, I'm his father's friend. I got there now, and he's in the slums. And people always ask, bro, what did you do with your money? You lived there for 17 years, and you invested all your money in memories,
cachaça, whores, and drugs.
You can't say that.
We can't, we want to know how that experience was.
17 years, why there was never a Green Card, what happened? I'm And when I was going to the hotel, I was working there, and I was stealing there,
and there was a mood of wanting to kill me, you know?
I said, man, I'm going to...
Man, where do you get from? You do shit?
I've always done shit, man. I've been doing it my whole life, now I'm stopping. You see it, right? It was for the ranch, right? It was. you The guy said, how much? I said, as much as you want, right? It's mine, as much as you want. What's the price? I said, you pay. Put the cart there, when it's 50 thousand. Then I stole my grandfather's cat and went to Governor Valadares to get a coyote.
Then, in short, arriving in the United States, I had to pay the coyote. No, no, no, but how was this process of the trip? from Guatemala, you cross to Mexico, from Mexico you take some pizzas to learn to speak Spanish. The first day I take a bad tag that I went out to smoke.
From the guy you hired?
No, the guy we hired is in Brazil and he hires the guys in Mexico, you know? There's all this process. And then when I got there, everyone was inside a basement. You know what a basement is, right? You don't leave here, if you leave, immigration catches you. I'm and suggests, the cop put his hand on his face and said, where are the kids? I said, talk to me. He was silent.
I was holding him, he was silent. I said, step on it, step on it. The kid looked at me, the little one, and said, kid, where are the kids? I said, down there. Down there, they're all there.
Down there. And there was a guy there that I had made friends with, his name is Rodrigo, it was impossible to see him there. There was ceramic and everything. I said, Rodrigo, the guys have already seen Rodrigo, come here! And Rodrigo, we were deported, everyone returned to Brazil, deported.
The guys didn't want to kill you, they threw you out.
The guy, from here? Huh, man, I'm going to kill you, you get to Brazil, you're dead. I arrived in São Paulo, bought a fake passport and came back. This time I got in. This time I didn't go out to smoke, I did it right.
Right. But, a curiosity, how many days does it take to leave Brazil
and get there and say, I'm here?
It took me three months. Three months on the road. That's because sometimes you can't get through, you know? There are people in the immigration, like, today you can't get through because the immigration police is in this place, or in that place, and we keep waiting.
But wait, there's a place you stay...
A house, we stay at the house. You go from city to city, you know? Usually, when I crossed, I crossed in Houston, right? In Texas.
And how was the plan? Like, I crossed the border and now what do I do?
Man, I knew a city that had... You know that thing where you meet a friend of a friend of a friend? Then I went to a city in Connecticut, in Britain. I got there and told the guys, Man, I'm from the Paraguayans. Man, think about the united race in the United States.
If any immigrant is watching this, If you want to be treated well in the US, say you're from Paraguay. Yeah. Guys, the guys really welcome you. Look, every Paraguayan, when they arrive, has a place to stay, 60 days to live for free, food and work, bro. Then I became this guy who does this thing, you know? People would come, and I'd welcome them, you know?
Cool!
So it's very...
By the way, the most united people there are Paraguayans, bro. I don't know why, I think it's a Pará thing, to take care of each other, give each other life, eat each other's food.
Pará is like that, man. Pará is complicated. Nathan, I want to know, since I'm going to have more questions with Marcelinho, but you're a cowboy, brother, and we know a lot here the rodeio, which has nothing to do with vaquejada. I'd like you to explain, in a simple way, what vaquejada is, how this sport works. Vaquejada was nationally recognized as a sport.
It's a traditional sport from the Northeast, a cultural sport from the Northeast,
where it's bigger than soccer in the Northeast.
That's awesome.
It makes a lot of money, right? A lot of money. It's a sport for people who have a good condition. There are even a lot of artists like Safadão.
He said he's awesome at that, right?
Very good. It's different. Where he shows his face, he wants to be one of the best, and he is one of the best. That's awesome. And today the cowboys took a very big proportion With the arrival of the bats That we invented the X1 thing
Which is a cowboy against another What a fuck this!
Dueling 5 boys Who knocks down more boys And that gave the ups of our business We do X1 live today with 300, 400 thousand peaks simultaneously on YouTube Our lady!
Let's do it on Podpah
I leave a special invitation for you Just not to meet For us to meet Oh my God! Let's do a podcast about this. I have a special invitation for you.
I'm not going to meet you.
I'm going to let you meet us. I'm sure the cowboys will support you a lot. You are a national reference program. That's awesome.
That will add a lot to us.
How does the sport work?
It's two horses, a ox in the middle and a nine-meter track. It has all its rules. You run 4 boys and you get a classification by disputing the final, which is on Sunday. Each cowboy can run 200. So he has to beat the classification with 2 chances to go to the final, the classification one.
And it's who goes further. Put on, stay, lost, and it's a round. It goes round and round. And it's spinning, spinning, spinning. Today, the cowboy is one of the biggest sports in the world.
It's gigantic, that movement.
But how long have you been a cowboy? Since you were a kid?
I've been a cowboy since I was 12 years old. And I was blessed to do a maneuver where I take the two feet off the side of the horse to knock down a ox, which is called a crazy cover. And that made the kids go crazy. And that's how this trick came about.
I see, but how long did you do this trick? You stood out because of this trick.
2016.
How is this trick?
Is it this video? Yeah.
Let me see.
Bro, this is crazy. Two horses, the ox in the middle. What do you have to do with the ox? I have to drop the ox in the middle of the two tracks.
And the one on the side, who is the steerer, has to control the ox.
Man, this shouldn't be easy at all.
Oh, this is what you did?
No way, bro. Look at this.
This is the crazy horseman maneuver.
Look, Mítico, only on the neck.
I can't see. This is the crazy cape maneuver. Look, Mítico, only on the neck. Sorry, sorry, but look at that. He was only hanging on the horse's neck.
Let me move forward a little bit, you'll see.
Wow, man. Sideways.
Look, look, look, look, with one foot only. What would you declassify if you did this move? If you touch the floor?
So, you can't bleed. And the ox can't scratch the first or second belt. He has to go to the middle.
And he has to put his legs up.
Ok, but you have to give up.
Otherwise it's not worth it.
But why? Your family is already in the sport. I'm a Team can do my smash poker was a
So I mean you're a little bit of a lead you probably said was a good note
I forget you're the time of awesome saying you know see you para My little simple state cavalo you can have you know, I said I keep you gonna not you to opportunity to bring car You got some of my pie. I mean for me became this guy. Today I'm the most followed cowboy on social media. I'm a reference through the manoeuvre. And that's it. The cowboy is very cool, very cool.
Even Carlinhos Maia is going to do... We're organizing a festival for the cowboy farm. He liked it a lot, the cowboys hugged him a lot. And he's going to meet to the the the
the the the
the the In fact, São Paulo is illegal, there are only clandestine sports. That's crazy! In the slums, that's all there is.
Really?
Yes.
But it's illegal.
But in the Northeast, it's illegal. 100%. Fuck.
Cultural.
I understood cultural, right?
The ban goes to the ban, it's better.
It's right.
The ban is better.
I go to the ban. You've been a professional since you were a kid, you didn't live anything else, you were a cowboy.
Actually, I'm not a professional because I don't live from sports. I'm an influencer from sports. And I, with my crazy way, that I have a rabbit to get out of the cartola, I was blessed with this madness, bro. It's madness what happens in my life. But there are many better cowboys than me.
The Westside cowboy is a real badass. He did a historical feat today at Vaquejada. He's a three-time Brazilian champion.
No one has done that.
It's very consecutive.
Man...
He's an ambassador.
There are many. There's Renan too, who's leading the Vaquejada gate today. He's been champion twice. There's an ex-Brazilian champion, Celso Vitório, who is the Wacky Gate's Pelé, who is a phenomenon. He has six titles.
But you used your charisma in favor of him on social media.
I was a smart guy, bro. I was a different guy. I always liked to think ahead. I always liked to innovate, to change. And X1, along with Gordinho do Momento, who was a partner with whom we executed the first X1. What a fucking name.
Gordinho do Momento, the guy's name. We did the first X1, where it was the boom-bump of the business.
Fuck, and when was the first X1?
Gordinho do Momento was the XJ. Gordão do Momento.
It was in 2023 2023 in Bahia.
Wow, so the sport is getting bigger and bigger. It was in 2023, the first X1. Now that the thing is going to get bigger and bigger.
Juninho Manela asked me to tell you that you're the ugliest in the live. I swear to God.
This is a mouth of a fool.
This is a failed player who thought he was going to be someone in life. He didn't become a player, he became a tiktok player. He's a tiktok player, he's a loser. I'm going to record a video to send to him, go ahead. Juninho is a loser, he thought he was going to be a player in life, and he didn't become anything, he's a tiktok player. There's no day I don't pray for that straight girl, that Spanish girl who puts the horn. Iro de puta madre cabroncito
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Ele tomara so muito bem so aquele aquele moleque perverso Ele gosta seu menino
Ele quer ser um menino bom ele é um menino bom mas eu tenho coração do bem que se deu muito bem mano o juninho Ele é muito esperto é porque ele sabe o que dá certo que traz But I have a good heart, we got along very well. Man, Juninho is very smart. Because he knows what works, what brings buzz. So much so that, man, you see...
He knows he's going to show up here, he knows what he's going to cause to generate some comments.
You know that, for example, the X1 that we're doing, he's the perfect character. Because he's a good kid who prepares, but he provokes, he knows that the crowd will spit on him, he takes advantage of the situation, you know?
He knows how to use that.
And he doesn't know how to throw the ball, because he threw the ball with a corner and lost, and he lost 100 thousand because of that stupid mouth.
It's like a cow, the same cheat sheet as a cow, it's the same thing.
Wow, but it must be an adrenaline, it's 1 against 1 and it's over.
Crazy. Wow, but it must be an adrenaline rush. It's 1 vs 1 and it's over. It's crazy. He said you're afraid of the cowboy. Is that true?
I was afraid of the cowboy when I slept. The cowboy would come crazy, throwing me on the floor. It was so much that I didn't sleep there. The only day I slept was when I went to Bahia. When the cowboy drank, the only name he remembered was mine. me I was sleeping for at least an hour, at most, day and night. I was there for 5 hours, I think he slept for 45 minutes.
And then, out of nowhere, he came, throwing water at me, he was a horse, a satan, he was knocking me down from the bed. And I was scared, I slept a little, and when I closed my eyes, the cowboy, the bastard, was there. I left disguised, I closed my eyes. The cowboy, the bastard, was also alive. I left disguised, man. I left disguised. From far I saw him.
But the cowboy was there for what? To attack you?
Breaking doors, knocking down trains,
throwing water at others, rockets. And he can, he can. Man, you know what we were going to do there and it didn't work?
You can't count on what we do next, right? I'm not counting. You're done. But you're going to set up a good one for the next one. Two things.
One I'm going to count, the other I can't. One is trying to win over Carlinh Maia.
You're on that mission, right?
Man, the thing is that I lost focus there with Valeska. If I had just one focus there... You didn't leave in time, damn it! Neyf came here and said the same thing. His focus is Carnism. Everyone is Carnism. Neyf is that singer? When he came in the house I told everyone to put their asses on the wall so he wouldn't eat us.
Everyone would see him and eat him. I said, put your asses on the wall.
The fat guy said, lay on the floor so he wouldn't eat you. I'm gonna turn you into a fucking potato! Lay down, you fucker! Neyfe is the guy, right?
Neyfe is the water of the drums,
he eats where he falls.
He's strong, he's strong.
How many days of Rage of the Mayans? 12 days?
11.
11 days of madness.
I wanted to run away in the middle of the world,
I couldn't take it anymore. I got too much hurt, No, punch, punch. In the last two days, I wanted to run in the middle of the world, I couldn't take it anymore. Why? Because of all the madness? I got too hurt, man. I broke a bomb in my hand.
My fear was to die, man.
The horse broke the window of my foot.
He's speechless.
I hit a car.
The car turned upside down.
No, what is this?
It was, bro. He almost kills himself, literally. Why did you hit the brake? I missed the brake, the car passed by. What car was that?
It was a cut in the middle.
Ok, ok.
Cool, but wasn't it cool in the back?
No, it blew up.
Oh, no, it didn't.
I almost died.
Man, when I got there, I never went like this. Like this, with the... Fag, fag, fag,. Homosexual. Homosexual, no. I even went to the girls there and they canceled me on the first day because I really don't know, I'm old. I'm old, I didn't know. I didn't know, today I know and I'm treating the three... I'm trying to learn, damn it.
Homosexual.
No, what I said, I said in the house, here, it's me. I'm going to say the right word. I'm going to say the right word! I said, there's me, a crazy hacker, four hot girls, a fat guy, and two transvestites, the three hottest guys in the world. But you can't say transvestite. I'm saying it now to the people. No, transvestite you can! Traveco!
Traveco you can't.
Traveco is offensive. I still said it was good, I always liked it, it was delicious. Three times! And the girls cancelled me, like, I don't know, I wanted to be part of it. It's sad, man. You have to understand, these new people, they're in the world now, you have to understand that the fuck we want to see, I'm a 40 year old guy, there are things I just don't know, you know? It's not that I'm...
But you're open to meet and learn. I'm not sure I want to be homophobic. I said the guy who eats the most in the world that I know is me.
You know?
So how can I be homophobic?
The only thing I see is that I'm being homophobic.
It's just the way you talk. But Brazil supported this. It seems that it's needing someone to come and be realistic. Because I think that in Brazil I'm noticing that everyone has a little bit of Marcelinho Dias. foreign You have to make money. If I make money, I kill myself. I bring the money to my home. I bring the money to my pocket, I go to the bank to get my money. You lend it to me, I buy you a Rolltonics.
I make money just to make money.
But how are you? I've been following you since you weren't so famous. Now you're making money, you're getting famous. How are you?
Guys, I got famous, time to make money, either. You two, Marcelinho, especially, I think you did a research, he's the person who earns the most followers in Brazil today.
Really?
What? You earned 600,000 followers yesterday and today.
That's good, man, that's good.
Got it?
Come on, let him go. Give him a round of applause. Applause! Get up and give him a round of applause.
I prepared a lot. She's stopping the party or not? We'll find out, but how did you get the invitation from Rancho do Rancho?
How did it go? And you're already in a relationship, how did it go?
I've done a job before with Carlinhos, with Beterraba. I gave a cowboy horse to Beterraba. Beterraba, for those who know, is a character from Carlinhos, trans, you know? She likes to party. And five years ago, at the Christmas party, we did this action. I had 400,000 followers, he gave me a follow, I went to 1 million and something.
Man, a follow from Carlinhos changes a person's life. That's crazy, man.
Then, through this car, I recorded a video, and this video hit 60 million on Instagram. Then he saw Wesley, his character, and he called me. He's a great guy. A great artist. Then I had the opportunity and he called me and said, I want you to come to the ranch.
But I'm married, bro. And I know Carlinhos. When he calls, if he has a problem, he calls Maria. He's slapping his face. When he calls, if he says no, he's giving a slap in his face. And he's right, because the opportunity he gives people is unique. And he's not going to be begging for help. No.
Say it.
I said, boss, let me see my wife. And I already knew that my wife...
How did you go talk to your wife?
Yeah, that's it.
Man...
I was sewing, right?
I'm going there. I was sewing, right? I go there Karim called me
I put a braid
You are from today And she A little bit of that, you don't go I said, calm down, you go, but me So ok, I go, ok I called the boss, I said boss
It worked, I go Only he didn't know I was taking the woman And not even the woman knew That you weren't going to take It worked, I'm going. But if he didn't know I was taking the girl, and the girl didn't know...
That you weren't taking her. That she wasn't going. Then you were in a relationship.
You're crazy, this guy is crazy.
It was the last day. I said, hey, let's pack our bags. Look how naughty. She said, I'm not going. That's not the environment for a married woman. I said, my dear, forgive me, trust me. Let me go, because it's going to be a change in our lives. And everything that happened was because she understood me and supported me.
And we delivered.
That's great, man.
If she wasn't there, she would have killed someone on the street. Because a woman with a man is useless.
It's stuck in your head. It is. That get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna show my little pet up here. I've been coming to a pregnant for the pecan Okay, I'll be the big brother. So for the planet will probably a show my little pet up you don't stop an argument I did I say I don't know if you don't have to stop a little
You know what I'm saying? I'll be present if you do video a galera cara to receive it. You might say process. I don't know what I said, I said, guys, he has nothing to take from me, just life, what will he take from me? Life, really. Then he saw the video and reposted it. He saw the video and reposted it. I was in the woods, bro, right in the woods, in the isolated area of Tudo Novo Apartment,
far from everything, and he called me out of nowhere, man, I don't'm going to eat it.
I'm kidding.
He's the best, man.
Then he called me. It was three days left.
You didn't even think twice.
I had a chance to eat it.
I was thinking, fuck.
So it was soon. It was soon. But was soon too, but I knew that... In my mind I said, look, either I create a character or I'll be arrested or canceled. Then when I got in there I said, I don't know if it's a character or not. I said, I'll be myself and whatever God wants.
If Brazil doesn't support me, I'm this shit.
I'm the old man of you go to the bar a lot? Every day. Sometimes I don't have money, but I go every day.
I'm this guy. I'm this guy, you know?
You guys have an uncle like me. You can have an uncle like me. And we're getting... My class is getting very oppressed, very...
We can't be us, you know?
What do you like to do at the bar? What do you mean? Like, throw a towel, eat a torresmo? No, I mean, drink cachaça and sometimes eat a puta.
I don't even eat a lot of torresmo.
A puta and a buteque.
You see, these girls that were like that with me when I arrived, after they saw me, they saw that I was a good guy, they only hung out with us. Like, hey, let's go to the but you talk, you put humor in the middle, they see that the guy is a good guy, he's talking there. And I have a thing, bro, as I lived in the United States,
the girls who lived there noticed, I never flirt with women. Unless you're paying. I'm paying too, fuck it. But I never flirt, because in the United States it's a crime. I I had a little bit of white powder inside. I had more death in my mind. I was arrested in New Orleans, in the city of Louisiana.
But what happened?
I went to turn around and I didn't know how to drive yet. Instead of putting the D, I put the R. I stepped on it, I accelerated, I drank too much. The cop came from there. I said, call the police. I'm going to send the first sentence I learned in English.
Call the cops. Then I'll say it again. Call the cops. Then the guy called the police. I said, you're the police?
Then he started laughing.
He laughed? He laughed a lot, bro. He took me to jail.
What's the system like in the US? In jail? You fuck in the US, you shit in a hole.
It's the same in the US. Fuck you, fuck you, you shit in a hole, it's really bad. Yeah, it has no privacy, but it was good, I learned English too.
Oh, you learned in jail?
The English of Black Guy, right, bro? Hey, what the fuck is going on, you fucking crazy little piece of shit? Wanna fight? Let's do this right now.
He learned English in the streets.
Yeah, in jail, really. And I thought the pancake food was really good, bro. Really? Big pancakes, they put honey on it. No way, pancakes with honey in the pan? Yeah, pancakes. Oh, now you're in jail, let me fuck you. Here in Brazil, we even make money, fuck.
No, but you were in jail for 8 months, like, jail, jail, jail.
Jail, jail, jail.
In jail. At home, it was in the fucking jail. Usually, most states don't... Each state has its own law, right? My friend said to Guafiança Massinha, I love you. Then I got out of jail.
Wow, otherwise you would have stayed longer.
Maybe.
What did you work as, there, Nagrinha?
Oh, I drove a whore.
No way.
You drove a whore?
Yeah. Mr. Azar lived with four whores. And then I worked in this here, this wooden floor. Then she said, Marcelinho, let's drive for us. I said, man, but prostitution is illegal, but being a driver is not, right? What is legal is prostitution, right? They won't prostitute themselves outside the country, right?
Or they will, I don't know, your life. Then, okay. She said, no, let's go, you're going to drive for us. We are being a driver today, you're going to drive. I have a laser I follow now. Vamo say my dirigi pro noise. No, it's a motorista. Oh, yeah I did he I got a quiz on a passer on the morale of a moral computer. I'm with me Yes, okay. Can we put a portal on America?
Vintage and I did I don't care so did you compare it to the other? Yeah, yes, we let you put your to the military team make a last minute. We're gonna sing cassoula And I was crazy enough to throw a punch at her. A PIN! And my girls were walking around naked, drinking cachaça. And I said, no, let's go. And she said, no, stop it, you're our little brother.
And I said, oh, hell with your little brother.
I asked her, and she called him little brother.
You're our little brother.
And how was it?
She called me and said, you can drive for us today, we have to go to New York. I said, man, you're going to give me a ride? New York, man. I said, ok, I'll remember you. So I went. I took her once, then another. No, keep driving for us. I said, if I fall, it's just a chain, it's silly too, it's nothing.
I said, let's go. I was 22 years old. 250 in construction, 200 driving a bitch. I calculated, fuck, 350. Fuck, it's more than R$1,000 in Brazil. I can already humiliate my relatives. It's all calculated. Per day. Per day, right? Everything calculated.
But then I drove for them, not for these four, for their other friends.
Right.
When they were going to pay, I asked, how much is your show, huh? She said, no, I had 150. When she came to give me the 200, I stopped her with 100, I said, let's fuck it up. I almost went through a boom, because I only had 50 dollars a day. I said, I'm going back to construction. I'm going to stop driving a bitch.
The job that made it difficult for you in the math of money, you didn't come every day.
I didn't come, I didn't see it, I didn't avenge it. So you couldn't gather the money in the United States? Man, no, I gathered more memories, I focused more on memories.
A lot of memories.
A lot of memories.
But there must be a lot you forgot too, right? Or not?
No, not yet, but if I give amnesia I lose all my fortune.
You can't, you have to make a book.
If you give amnesia, I'll lose all my fortune. It's over. Are you still in Paraná? I'm hungry, I have nowhere to eat. São Paulo, Chigu, my city.
And you're in Natal? I'm in Natal today. Natal is one of the best cities in Brazil, I'm not even kidding.
I've been in Natal since 2016. I left to go to Retention. I came back from my Christmas break, I came back from my retention, my wife left me, I spent two years in my retirement, and I came back for Christmas. Then we came back. Thank God, I live well today.
It's smooth.
Very well.
Before, Christmas there, man, wow, I love Christmas, one more Christmas kiss, bro.
Christmas is top, beautiful city.
Beautiful. Where is that hill there? Morro do Careca, Ponta Negra. That's it, Ponta Negra. Wow, this is wonderful.
Christmas is great.
Very great.
You always say, when you go... Every time you say you're going to the Northeast, you say, I made one for Christmas.
No, and now, at the end of last year, I made another one for Christmas.
Was that with your Bonbril?
Was it Christmas? I love Christmas, it's really good. Is there a vaquejada there? Yes, there is. Where is the vaquejada?
There's a celery tree in the vaquejada. The whole northeast.
But which one?
The whole Rio Grande do Norte.
But Rio Grande do Norte is the strongest state, do you think?
The strongest today is Pernambuco. Today is the strongest state. What is the strongest in of vaquejada, it has all over Brazil, but there are more stages in Pernambuco. Pernambuco is the focus of the vaquejada horse.
I understand.
Marcelinho, there are a lot of things that they told you there, when you get to the United States, this is easy, that you got there and saw that it's not what they tell you?
It was one of the reasons I decided to open Instagram, to make videos for Instagram, to tell the truth, you know?
Everyone says you're an American dream.
It's a lot of lies, people start making up lies. Come here, I make so much money, you're going to be rich. No, you're not, you're going to get something wrong, you have to work a lot. Like, a lot. To the point that your wife... You get home and your wife wants to fuck you. You say, no, go to another one, for God's sake, leave me alone.
Leave me alone, I'm going to sleep.
Like, the guy is eating my wife, thank God, I don't need to fuck today, because I'm dead tired. The kids end up saying, it's civil construction, bro. It's civil construction. That's what we have there, construction. There are a lot of Brazilians who are good there, you know? But it doesn't matter, bro. You're going to be a second-class citizen there. That's a fact that a lot of people don't want to accept.
Oh, it's because I'm rich here, I'm a millionaire, how cool. But if you want to see, go to the south, bro. I lived there. We go into a snack bar. You know that a little while ago in the United States, a little over 40 years ago, 45 years ago, a black person had a snack bar that a black person couldn't enter, right?
What is this?
It's history. It's there in the books, right? But until today, the difference is that at that time there were the plates. Today there are no plates, but... It's the same thing, Terence. I'm talking about the South. Because sometimes people say, in the United States it's like this. No, each state is a place. I lived in several states, I stayed there for a long time. I worked for a while with the bridge,
so I was always traveling from state to state. There was a state that we arrived, the boss, there were five of us inside the van, the boss would go out to buy the food, we wouldn't go out, I knew if I left, I was screwed. People would call immigration. You know? That was in the southern states. Tennessee...
And what was the best place you stayed in the US?
Man, for me it was New Orleans. Where Hurricane Katrina hit, the oldest people. There's no one older, just me.
I remember Hurricane Katrina.
Yeah, Katrina was the best.
It's because I liked to go to Farra, you know? And it was crazy there. It's 24 hours of party. If you like party, go to New Orleans. Really? Is it a lot? It's 24 hours of party. Most of the time you can't drink in the middle of the street. No, in New Orleans you drink, you fuck, you become Satanist,
you use chemical substances, so you don't get cancelled. You know?
Do whatever you want. New Orleans is free. I noticed that on that day it was over, you played 2am No, it never ends It's the closest you can get to the gate of hell with your heart still beating That's a fucking great phrase I want to know that New Orleans is not like that, bro
New Orleans is a bang
Did you go to a good party there?
All of it, all my money was there I only lived from parties
Really, bro? Did you spend what you earned today you spent yesterday? No, I did it in the afternoon, I borrowed money and...
I didn't expect to get it today, I already got a lot with the boss.
When you left here, did you have any plan? I'm going to make this much money, I'm going back to Brazil.
Yes, yes, I'm going to get there, I didn't eat anyone, not even after I came back. You came back with zero reais? With 11 thousand, that's a lot of money. Then I thought, guys, before, there was little, the guy who was there, he was with me. I said, man, I have 11 thousand, before, you could have little, but there's nothing in this disgrace too. I bought everything with cachaça too, let I lied, right? I said, I ate a friend, I drank coffee, and that's it. Let's go. And the other day, I was just hungry and depressed. I said, oh, shit, I didn't finish anything either.
The devil came to get me and he got me too.
Man, it's because it's crazy, like, you never thought about it, about being a... No, I don't even know how to make videos yet, man. You know? It's natural.
When I met him at the ranch, it's because he lies a little bit too.
But he's good, huh?
But he was already starting to get a little bit of a beating. But he still doesn't understand. It's very new for him, the things, man. Very new indeed. He's really young. I gave him a lot of ideas, he learned a lot. He has an advisor behind him, who's helping him. He's doing well.
But if you steal me, I'm from Pará. You know what we do there, right? We call to have açaí.
With shark.
With shark, you know? And fried fish.
Psyka.
That's crazy. But where were you born in Pará?
I was born in Marabá. Marabá? I take a shit every day.
And açaí with flour? Also.
You eat açaí with... Flour, tapioca, everything.
I just don't eat it with shrimp. And did you manage to keep it in Rio Grande do Norte?
There's a little place there called Belém Açaí.
I sell açaí, I sell everything. I go there every day. Açaí and Christmas.
You live there, right?
You're a fucking whore. You're drinking beer, right? I'm going to get a beer. Joy de Life, brothers and sisters.
Now I feel like me. You want to see? I stopped drinking beer.
I'm going to get a beer.
But it didn't compensate, I almost killed myself. No, when I got up to go to the bathroom, I smiled and said, man, one beer won't do anything. These guys are making me, they're making me laugh.
I said, man, I'm going to stop drinking, right? Mansão Marongo. I was so happy with you. I'm still here.
I said, fuck, the best cachaça promoter.
The first guy to call me and give me the opportunity was your group.
But you remember we talked for a while, right?
Yes, yes, I even told him.
It was because I had followed you, I had seen your stuff. I said, man, this guy is really good, at some point he's going to... Yeah, you said that, man.
I did.
Marcelo, and the stand-up guy's face, man. He's a phenomenon.
No, when I...
His life is stand-up.
Of course I saw it, Marcelo. I saw your videos, you talking about the crazy stuff, but... It was a mix of crazy stuff, but also... I don't know, it was just for fun. I had the intention of sending this message with humor. And then I laughed my ass off, because he was mixing Portuguese with English.
I learned Spanish in jail, in Mexico. Actually, the first word I learned in Spanish was abárrate. We were under a carpet, and then a plane passed by, and I was like, get out of there, you idiot. The Mexican devil slapped me so hard, he said, abárrate, like the King Bobo. The Mexican devil slapped me so hard, he said, Abarra, I didn't understand.
I said, Abarra, what? He said, the slap. Abarra, you bastard, you son of a bitch, you son of a bitch. I said, it's to lower it. I crossed the whole Mexico like Rambo.
We think you're from a movie.
But it's not. We think you're a movie star, but you did it. I never forgot that word, bastard, bastard.
How long did you come here?
40 days.
My first thing in Sparrow that I saw, I lived in Tabatinga, it was the border city with Leticia, I went to a fair. In Colombia, right? In Colombia. And there was a kid here, and I went to talk to the kid. I don't know what, I don't know what.
And my dad was playing with the kid, and the kid was kind of like this. Then she looked at me like this and said,
Maricón, suck the tip of my dick.
Son of a bitch! Then my dad said, what a son of a bitch, man! Fuck, we were playing with the kid, and out of nowhere he said, Maricón, tipa la ponta, la pincha. I said, what is this? He said to suck his dick, dad, what is this? The first contact in Spanish I had.
I'd give him a bite in the mouth, and he'd go, oh, you can't do that.
And you, Marquinhos, you were already the...
Never been arrested. So, you're a nice guy?
No.
You're not, right?
I'm crazy. I'm not crazy, crazy, crazy, no.
What level of crazy are you?
To put a horse on stage.
To ride a car.
To ride a car.
What's the story about you sleeping with a horse in the car?
I missed my family and I had to bring the horse to my feet. Marcelo is in the middle of the world. When he hit 2 million followers with 5 days in jail, I forgot.
He was like you lost your humility. I never told you I was humble, I just didn't have the money. But humble I was never. You are giving wings to the devil. Wings to the snake.
Don't give the snake wing.
Here's an angel.
Some can fly.
Some can fly.
But you said you got attention on the internet because of your craziness. But I'm a guy...
I'm a guy... I get a beautiful bra and that's it.
And we set fire to the fan.
But, if you don't want to be a cowboy you have to be... You have to be crazy. You have to have courage.
It's a dangerous sport.
What are the dangers of the cowboying, Nathan?
Many people have died. The horse is on the roof.
It falls. The horse falls, hits a wall, hits a fence. He almost killed me, didn't you see? I I'm So pink it's like a new phone go We've got a little bit of a moment. I'm gonna make a motion. I'm gonna bust a sac a bop Okay, I can't be nada. I say I sure
You mean that will go to a vaca. Yeah, I'm gonna put a quick video I I was just enjoying the vibe, until I realized... On the second day, stop being a thief. No, I realized that I didn't know I was going to be the protagonist.
Stop being naughty.
He came to me and said,
Man, you're giving us the credit. That's what he told me, you dumbass. I said, you dumbass, that's what you told me.
You're shameless.
He said, shut up with are liars. Look, we stop them. This guy is shameless. He is shameless.
You felt it.
But Paulista and Carioca think alike.
Yeah, right.
You're crazy, you fucking faggot.
No, but there are good people.
But there are also a lot of good people.
Of course there are.
We have good friendships.
But you realized that... I'm a big fan of yours too. Of course we have. We're good friends.
But you realized that... We're the same.
We don't care about anything. No, Paranense doesn't care about anything.
North and Northeast people...
Maple Free's towel didn't have any owner.
It was a community thing. Wait, can you keep your cell phone there? Or is it only Carlinhos?
Only Carlinhos can. or is it just Carlinhos? No, it's just Carlinhos. You were without a cell phone these days? Yeah.
On the third day I got mine. Because me and Carlinhos...
He's the one who got it, because he's more of a smarty.
No...
So I wanted to know about that...
It's because when I got married, I had a new baby, Carlinhos and I we used to exchange a lot of bats to execute things, you know? Of course. So we got to know each other, I told him what he could do and what he couldn't. Because I didn't want to do things he wouldn't like.
That's not right.
So 85% of the things I did there were authorized by him.
I see, I see.
How did he get canceled for the first time? Of course. I don't know, for the first time I've never heard of a horse. He talks about horses alone, I'm like, what the hell? God, Oliver, a horse like that goes over a dwarf like that and kills him. He understands, he understands, right? About horses. But there, things aren't agreed on, at least not for me.
A horse going over a dwarf kills him. Literally, Organic.
What, what, what, what was illegal there?
Now you said dwarf? Careful. No, you said it, I'm a dwarf. Oh, man! It's the dog's fever. If you mess up, they'll eat you. Satan's fever. Nowadays, when I see a good fucking dog, I'll say, man, he has a dwarf fever.
He eats everything he sees.
He's a fucking idiot.
Did the guys make love?
The dwarves?
No, man, they're just messing around and eating.
They're the devil. I I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. Oh, Nicole and him, the discussion was there, brother. But what is it? The tree house is like,
if you screw up, you go to the tree house?
No, actually, there's the tree house, there's the glass house, there's the rooms of all the...
Participants.
Yeah, there's the roof, right? So there are several corners that people go there. The tree house can't go down. The first two days, you can't leave.
It was three days.
You weren't arrested there?
No, I was arrested. But you didn't go. No, I was arrested for my hand. I went to jail, I was arrested too. I understand. They said there was a trans.
See, I said it was right. I'm learning. See, don't cancel me. I said, I'm going to get this bitch, I was going to say this bitch, this trans. Then I got in there, man, she sat there with her legs open, roll, partner, we were her too.
I said, man, then she showed me the roll.
And do you like it?
Man, I never realized, I said, I'm going to get the roll, and he said, I scratched it. No, I never went. It's there, with the hand on the pin, it turned, I didn't open the door, you know? But... I told Moussa, I told him, I said, Moussa, if I had a toothpick, I would spend the whole day polishing it, with that loll, no, this is too much. This is crazy, it doesn't pay off.
Fuck, in jail, that's it.
In jail, in jail.
So, as you were the protagonists, what was the biggest lesson of the 2025 Mayan Ranch for you?
For me it was coexistence, because I'm a very, very correct guy, very, very true. And I thought I wouldn't be able to live there. And from the middle to the end, there were people asking for peace. So, living there, for me, was... You learned to live with strangers. Fuck, and each one with their own stuff, each one with their own money,
their own personalities, their cultures. So it's not easy. You're living there, isolated, in a place where you have to accept opinions. That was one of the biggest lessons for me. I've seen it all my life.
And you?
At the beginning, I was feeling... You know those dog TV shows? Where the dog is watching chicken, and he just looks and talks. At the beginning, for me would just look and talk. At first, I was like that, that hot chick, I couldn't even scratch her, I was scared. I felt like a dog in that situation.
But was that your biggest lesson?
No, no, my life lesson? No, it was meeting people, trying to understand them. I'm trying to speak nicely, I don, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I met the real people. And you didn't judge, you know? You didn't judge, like, the guy is a playboy, this girl, this guy has a big dick, you know?
And Carlinhos is also very cool, man.
He's a good guy.
He stays there 24 hours. He lives. He lives the thing.
He goes in with that crowd there.
It's crazy, bro. Everyone wants to go. That's why I'm telling you. Whoever has the opportunity to go to Rancho do Maia, I'm almost sure that they won't think twice.
Carlos, call me to see if I'm not going.
And if you go, you'll see what an incredible experience.
I doubt you're going. Do you doubt I'm going to Rancho do Maia? The day you get there, I'll hold this thing all by myself On my chest On my chest, just so you can have fun
Give me three days of ranch do mar, three days
No, I want a week
Three days of vacation, brother
A week, I'll miss my job
No, no, go there
I think I'm going to die there
Go there, go there Are you married?
No Are you in love?
I'm single Clear the place, brother I'm single. You're single? No, you don't go to a wedding. I had a fiancée here, but the devil took her away. It's over. Really?
Do you think I'll be fine there?
Forget it. People know who you are. It's different.
If you were an anonymous, you wouldn't eat anyone.
I would go there to have fun. Ok. Great. But I was going to do it to have fun.
Ok, that's it.
Top. You won.
Hashtag.
Hashtag. You know?
But now, you guys left. What are your plans? You now have a lot of followers, and you are definitely more than you were. How is it? You leave a reality show like this, and come to an interview and be like, ok, now I'm crazy, but I have a lot of people watching me. How is it now?
I'm a guy who charges a lot, you know? Because my audience, like it or not, is a very young age. But I'm already used to playing this in lyrics. For me, it's just a matter of that we're earning a little more, right? That's good
But I play with Paco, no worries Marcelinho, I'm almost sure it's a new experience that he'll have a lot of things to learn There will be a lot of things that he'll have to deprive himself of A fucking experience, bro, there's no explanation
It's a fucking moment
Who lives the Maya's angel who has a little intelligence, add a lot. If you were smart, if you were smart.
Man, that added a lot in my life, you know? But I'll try to live a normal life, I won't try to change anything. Cancel this, I know that soon you will too. But you have to prevent, be smart. because I think there has to be someone to sacrifice for others. Then you'll sacrifice and die alone, right? No, man, are you crazy? I have a... what do I have in life? I have my mom.
Make more money, make more money. Don't try to be canceled. No, I'm not going to try to be canceled. Who cancels is not even...
I don't even know why people invent this thing of canceling each other in Brazil, man. It's so cool to be you, right? Not being you in the sense of being a scum, humiliating someone, offending others. I never did that. I never did it. I lived in the first world country.
Suck it.
The video of yours, it was the first time I saw you, Marcelo, it was a video where you come and talk after so much Hanik. I don't know what. The day of the ostentation. That day I was beating my head off. Have you done this a lot, brother? Like, knowing that the next day was a hard day of work, but the day before you didn't want to know.
Man, you know one thing I realized in my life after I got old? I never had a dream, a plan, an objective. Never? Like, my dreams are small. I'm going to spend money to go to Cabaret to eat that whore. You know? I have silly dreams. Quick! Buy a beer box to make me a barbecue. These are my little dreams, man.
But for me, it's more than enough. In my mentality, it's good. So, when you don't have these dreams... And this, according to society, can be a talk of failure. But it's my lifestyle, you know? It's my lifestyle, like, once in a while. I just have one thing on my mind, I don't want to be a son of a bitch with anyone. You know? I already stole my grandfather, so it's done.
I don't want to be a son of a bitch with anyone, respect everyone, but this is my attitude. Once in a while, you know? Enjoy the life, man. Just enjoy life. Enjoy the life. Enjoy the life. Just enjoy the life, man.
But was there a day that you were really pissed off, that the next day you had to be at work?
No, straight away. All my life. Did you work upside down? No, I usually didn't answer the phone. I always heard, you're irresponsible, you're a man. I've been trying to get out. It's so much that when someone says, you promised, I say, man, I'm the one who has the wrong word, right? So I already...
It's something I've heard so much that I can't remember.
But there were other cases in the United States of, I don't know, you were almost deported, you got into a fight, you told me you were already arrested. Was there another one that was striking
in the face of those 17 years in Uruguay? I was scared, I regretted it. You see this?
Tell us about the fight, you were friends with a homosexual. I was talking to you!
Yeah, but you were talking to me.
What happened to your hand?
This was a fight, I got in there with a guy who ate my wife. The guy I told you about. I regretted it.
The cop?
Yeah.
You got in his hand?
Yeah, I was still in jail. I broke a bottle on his head, but he hit me hard too.
Oh, he lost a piece of his hand there.
Yeah, I was like that. That's why I started moving my hand after a while. But I was young, a young boy, a young boy. 37 years old. It was a crime.
I didn't know anything about the world, man! No, life was just starting, man! Fuck you, man!
What did you work with here in Brazil, Marcelinho?
I worked at a hotel in Excepção, at the time. I stole and took the money. I worked at a veterinary store, I stole and took the money. I'm not a communist, but I was thinking, man, this guy is so rich, can't I save a little? Just to drink a beer, man. Why do some people have so many and I don't?
I'm not a communist, but I saw it like this, man. If I get 300 reais here, he won't notice. Then what happened? People would come to the hotel, like, if you came 20, it was 15 for him and 5 for me. Then after a while, like, it was 19 for me and 1 for him.
Then he started to notice, you know? I'm You threw a stick at the guy. I threw it in the square.
This guy is a piece of shit. He's like this 24 hours a day. Now tell me, is this true? I've never heard of it.
I told him about it.
He's sucking salt to say that.
I've been through it, I've shown you my life experience.
How old are you, man?
35.
Man, you're not even 55.
What?
You're 35x5? You have 35 years? He sleeps on the floor mat
You never took the dirt road
No
Only carpet
I took the dirt road
a lot But you are not that boy that ate peeled apple
No, no, no Peeled apple no It's a joke
You look like a fucking teenager, a teenager.
Yeah, right?
Damn, and how old are you, man?
29.
Damn, you've been on the road a lot.
São Paulo, São Paulo ends with the boy.
What did you do?
You lived in Cracolândia?
I was a construction worker at 6 years old.
He only ate a mortar of this old man. Jesus So just a little bit
by the CV
Paraguay's woman is
My cinnamon morning mean up our secret. We're gonna say you just
know more in Maraba Durante seis anos fina para redenção fica no sudo estado de ser que só de adesão I was raised in the south of the state. I'm proud to say I'm from Redenção. What's different about Redenção? Everything!
You can say what you want, bro.
Sometimes people know more about the culture of Belém. But when you go to Redenção, everything changes.
It's 900km from one corner to the other.
My God!
Today, in the south of the state, the gold, the agriculture, the grain takes care of it, and the people are very hardworking. So, people who have a lot of money but are very humble. Redemption is awesome. And the grain took care of it, brother. Too much gold, a lot of gold, Pará, south of the state.
And you're still going there?
My father has a farm there, has a construction company there, but I go. But I'm going twice a year. You're going twice a year more than me.
My dream is to go to Pará. I miss Pará.
I'm going to live in Maranhão.
I'm going to get a girlfriend there.
I want to send a special hug to all the Maranhão people. Giovana, Giovana? Yeah, my friend Giovana is from Maranhão.
She's from Santa Luzia. You're going to Maranhão? I'm going to Imperatriz. I'm getting there. It's a very good place. I'm going to live in Imperatriz. I love Imperatriz. Why? Because I'm a woman who doesn't get charged.
So, like... The food, the people, the energy. And jokes aside, my girlfriend is also a slum. So I thought it was cool. Because every time I'm having sex, it's a suruba, there's even a spirit next to it, you know?
When are you going to live there?
No, I'm leaving here, I'm going to Maranhão tomorrow.
Tomorrow, I'm going to Maranhão.
Tomorrow, I'm going to Maranhão.
Tomorrow, I'm going to Maranhão. Oh my God! There's nothing better than the top of our country, the North and the Northeast.
There's nothing that goes beyond that. It's like this, I live here in São Paulo, when I go to the North and the Northeast, I feel another energy, I recharge.
But I say, this is not Brazil, it's very different, it looks like another country, another people, another people, another energy It seems like Brazil, but I think that down here it's all mixed Like São Paulo, it's a building, it's all industry, it's all companies, it's all whatever
It's crazy
So we don't have time to take care of each other or say nice things
To exchange ideas
I think that when you go to the North, to the Northeast, it's a more visceral thing People pay attention to you, you talk to people, you go to a bar, you step in the sand and there's no problem. The people don't get one on top of the other. There are also people everywhere, but I mean, in a Hollywood movie, my father is from Paraíba, I go to Paraíba and I'm like, man, what a nice place to stay, you know? People treat you very well.
I don't know, the north and northeast are wonderful.
It's welcoming.
That's it, it's welcoming.
And the belly of the pariah, the hard açaí.
The whole pariah is short, with a hard açaí and flour cap. You can see the little mouth is hard because of the flour.
It's guaranteed.
Because there, the guys say,
he drinks a liter of flour after lunch every day.
And sometimes a liter is to open up his appetite.
Yeah, man. I have some cousins that I'm shocked. He drinks a liter before lunch, with flour, a liter. A liter!
Then he has lunch, and then another liter. What is this? Where does so much açaí come from? Do you drink a little more açaí? Because here we are used to this more Paulistano açaí, even cold, almost like an ice cream. There you drink a little more hot, let's say?
A little more, because the pulp they hit doesn't freeze as much as the açaí. But it's cold too.
It's cold, it's thicker.
But there must be people who like it a little bit more.
There are people. There are people. There are people who like it a lot. There are people who like it a lot. There are people who like it a lot.
You like it a lot. But you like açaí a lot. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing.
It's the same thing.
It's the same thing. It's the same thing.
It's the same thing. Açaí is one of the coolest things for a Paranáian. That's why I tell you I suffer a lot when I say açaí here. Paranáians say, No, he said açaí is a broth. He's açaí. Or I show them having an ice cream açaí, and Paranáians say, Don't do that, that's a crime. You're Paranáian and you're doing that.
I think that...
I don't think so. I remember when he got this fever from eating açaí with granola and stuff. Açaí was something revolutionary.
I remember that.
So I think that's exactly why people go out of the woods to drink açaí. But I think that in Pará, fruit should move a lot of money. It should move a lot.
There, people want to grow. I have a lot of friends who dream of making money to buy a land to plant açaí. It takes 3 or 4 years to grow, and that generates income for your family.
In short, badmouthing a Paraense, but not badmouthing açaí.
Don't say that, man. Recently I said that açaí was a broth for the people of São Paulo to understand. People think that açaí is just like ice cream, but I meant that in Pará, they drink açaí. I'm sorry. I was explaining to the people in São Paulo that they think it's just ice cream, but it's actually a delicious broth that you drink, you know? And then I had to send a message saying, no, man, I'm sorry, it wasn't like that, but it's because of the Paraguayan, my God.
Man, but this fucking internet is fucked up, we have to be very careful with what we say, right?
You must be... I'm I thought it was really cool, it was beautiful. Orange. All highlighted. Remo or Papão?
Huh?
Remo or Pai Sandu?
Look, it's time to make some trouble, Remo. Oh no, Pai Sandu.
Pai Sandu, I'm Remo.
That's because you said it like that, I'm Pai Sandu and he's Remo.
Look, for you, Pai Sandu and Remo, we're here in the cool. I'm do you think you know
no no no I'm a vaqueiro! No, but even Carlinhos told us not to get too involved. And if one day he starts doing projects, who knows? He'll have a lot of reception at the vaquejada. We'll come up with a lot of things.
He'd be crazy to stick to a vaquejada.
Forget it.
You'll see, I'll knock down the ox too.
One day he goes to the vaquejada, Marcelinho is a phenomenon. My audience loved him. I want to see it.
Cool. Yeah, most of all. I think what people see a lot on the internet is fake. On the internet, me, Mítico, everyone shows what they want to show. And I think we can't be too much in this, of questioning. Obviously, it's what you said, it's really cool to be able to get close to you and say, bro, this is outdated, don't use it anymore. Use it like this, you know, otherwise it will be disrespectful. And you put yourself open to learn this, because... It'll be even funnier.
I think that when we get to... For example, pointing fingers, you'll stop talking to your parents, your uncles, a lot of people, that are real. I think you have to bring them close,
talk to them, and it's awesome, man. I like real people.
I'm the uncle of's uncle. I'm the old man's uncle. I'm the old man's uncle. When we got to the ranch, we had a lot of trouble.
My lawyer sent me a letter with what I could say and what I couldn't say.
Fuck yeah!
I was scared. So I went to tell him. But from now on, we'll be friends. People will understand that our words have no offense. That we talk, but we speak with a joke. From beginning to end we called girls...
Girls! And they understood it was a joke. They called us faggots. Fuck you, faggot! If there's a relationship between you... I want people to understand that what we do, what we say, is not to hurt or denigrate anyone.
And if we say it, sometimes it can come out with a tone of not having a knowledge of what that can generate, you know? So that's it, I think we have to live, right? The world is full of mimimi, of... Nothing can... You have to live, right? The world is full of... You gotta live. You gotta live.
You see, the guys there, the guys, not the guys, Delle, Dilles, the girls there, who have penises, they loved me. They loved me, and I love them so much. Because I always made that joke, like, it's embarrassing, you're already having a good time,
you fucking hothead. Like, I'd break the ice. He'd come here. I'd come here, you know? We'd always break the ice. You'd say, I don't know what, I'm a fag, I'll eat you again. Today I'll eat you again. This girl, Beterraba, who's an actress...
You have to give it to those who eat, but no ass. I know. I've been an obstacle for me. It's not a problem. It's not an obstacle. Man, she called me today and she was like, I loved you. And most of the trans people there became friends with me. Like, they called me and said, Marcelo, you're really cool and stuff. I understand you, you're older, I like your way of humor, you know?
There's that girl, what's her name? I'm gonna get a drink here. The guy starts drinking, because it's easier to get drunk. Then you start drinking, you know?
50 reais on the bet.
But the drinks are already here. Hey, I love you. Ah, I don't know what, first you, then God. Then, man, get out of here, man.
You can't start with the other one.
What did people say to him?
He doesn't like it, I don't like it. But what did people say to him? You are my hero! You are an extraordinary human being, my life, you know? I love you more than God! It's good that you are God! You know? It was a joke on the channel. I think it was this thing that he liked to tease me so much.
Because we treated him normally. Of course you have to treat him normally, he is no superior to anyone.
That's it. And he fell in love with the winery and with the cachaça drink.
Yeah, he drank a lot with us.
He literally lived, bro. It's been a long time. It's been two Christmas in the village. It's been a long time since I've seen him surrender to a project like he did with this project. Cool, man.
He literally lived. I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I saw you! Tell me when you went to the bathroom and he was peeing. I was talking about eating him, I went to the bathroom and he was in the same thing. Just me and him in the bathroom. And the security guard was outside. When I got in, I saw him in the bathroom shaking all over. I said, is it going to be you?
I was shaking like a worm, the flesh falling off the mouth.
And him?
I didn't even see him. But do you think you'll ever make it? We never know, my dear. We never know. We never know.
But you don't feel that you'll ever get Carlinhos?
Deep down I feel it.
Deep down?
Deep down I feel it.
He's a big puppy.
No, but I gave up after he told me he was going to eat me.
Go on, man. Hey, Nathan, normally, in a top crowd, how many people are watching? Personally, like...
In the X1, that we did last year, it was 17 thousand people.
Holy shit!
Bro, there's a Brazilian game that doesn't have 17 thousand people, ok?
Yeah, bro.
17 thousand people live, with a mutating pixel, we hit 170 thousand people watching on YouTube.
My God.
It's very strong, bro.
And what is it, the guy, the field, let's say, there's a championship at night, what does he win, how does it work?
Bet.
That day I won a game of 250 thousand and lost a stop of 500 thousand.
So you owe 250. I owe 250.
No, but tell me how it works to get to these values.
There's a 1 million reais bet one against the other. X1 became this crazy thing, so there's a lot of bets.
Today this fat guy... And who's betting? The guys from Gado?
No, who's betting is the owners of the horses.
One team against the other.
My God, what a response, bro.
Let me understand, Nathan. So there are the owners of the teams, let's say you mentioned Wesley Safadão. He owns a team, and then he has the cowboys who run...
He confronts other teams.
Wow, it's too big!
And then he makes a joke there, and that game...
Oh, it starts a fight with each other?
There's a war, there's a lot of fights.
How many teams are there, like 10 teams, how many teams are rivals? There's about 20 teams. What's the biggest rivalry? If you have these two, it's going to be a fight. against Tobias. They're two brothers, Renan and Renato, against two brothers,
who are the cowboys from West, Delvani and his brother, Vitor Ayara.
It's a shock.
It's classic.
It's two belts against three belts. This one, today, that has two, is in first place. It's crazy.
And it's in these that the nigga bets like crazy.
That's when he transbets. He opens the bill and the guy goes and bets.
Ok, now I want to know which one you won that was really awesome and you won money too. 500 thousand.
Take it.
I don't need to talk about the value. 500 thousand. Take it.
You can humiliate the other one too.
500 thousand.
Fuck, more than that. Look, the guys said here in the chat, the TT and the Hayara. That's what gives the 310. The day we have a X1 like this, I want to watch it. It must be crazy. Mythical, let's go, I want to see these things, I don't know.
How was this day that you won 500,000? What did you do to win this bagatella?
First, I gave 200 go to the for control
of the moment
I'm gonna kill you
for control
of the moment this is a game
for 600 and a few thousand
my God Gordinho is from the game he sold the cattle, borrowed money, but paid for it. From the game. We gave him a hat. It's awesome, bro. I never had the habit of throwing all these things.
500 thousand, bro. That's a lot of money.
A lot of money. But does all of this money come from these values? I'm going to do it differently. The X1 of vaquejada changed the life of the cowboys. Cowboys today earn 150, 200, 300 bucks a month.
That's great, man.
God bless you, you really earn it.
God bless you.
Search it.
If there's a demand, there's people watching, let's go, let's go up. Count the data, don't argue, I work with numbers. So, the vaquejada in the Northeast is becoming a dream for the kids. They must look at the kids and say, bro, I'm going to change my life and I'm going to be a vaqueiro.
People who wanted to be a player now want to be vaqueiros.
People who wanted to be an influencer now want to be vaqueiros.
More opportunities, right?
And every day that passes, it only increases. Rich people are coming, some want to have a cage better than the other's. So it's always like, wow, it's just starting. While you're messing with the ego, it's just starting.
And you went to the cage and there will be other cowboys who want to stick to these things too. How does the cage work, that you said?
A cart, a truck, a house.
To keep the oxen?
The horses, where we sleep, where we live, where we camp. The weekend, all day. Because we spend a week in a cowshed, finish, and go to another cowshed the other weekend.
You don't even see your own house!
We live inside the cowshed.
My God, man!
It was very smart of Carlinho to take a guy like the cowboy to that place.
And there's more in the Northeast, there's no way. And the cowshed also embraced him, right? I mean, the audience of Carlinhos Maia is very...
very homosexual, and now Marcelinho...
Brought a bunch of guys...
I'm talking about those straight people, those more scrutine people. Those raw people, who didn't follow, who didn't follow and such. But he started to follow, and he made a great delivery. I'm And the girl there, you eat it, you want it, and you're done. You know that a lot of old men in bars say like this, Look, I found myself.
I found myself there, look. I'm Marcelinho Johnson.
I stopped at a bar too, and people came to talk. The guys who were drinking like this, Fuck, come here, I'll pay you one here, and such.
So your role is to keep drinking and telling lies.
That's it, I'm good. I survived all the time, because I never liked to work. People are sending a lot of messages on the chat,
about the confusion of Serrinha, what is that?
The confusion of Serrinha? I had this confusion.
It was in this game. No, you don't have to say if it was a bad confusion.
The confusion of having to sleep escorted with four police officers at the door.
Holy shit! Can I say?
I got... It was two days of the game for two days. That day I won 250,000. It was a crazy cover X1. Everyone was going to take their feet to the side and knock me down. I won 250,000.
Crazy cover is the trick you did.
But you gave the name to this trick.
Crazy cover X1.
Awesome.
That day there was a mess. I was running against the two cricketers from Cristian Bell, from Bahia. of His cowboy didn't want to run anymore because he thought he was winning and he would lose if he didn't run. He said he hurt him. That's it, my friend. The park was burning, Dian. That day, about 10, 12 thousand people.
Everyone betting. Everyone for the Bahia's cowboy. So everyone against you.
Against me.
Wow.
The moral of the story. When I came in, they called me to get the trophy to receive it and to discuss it. The crowd invaded. Then their crowd came from there to here, wanting to fight to get my microphone. I slapped my hand like this, but it was already resolved.
Anyway.
But it was a big one.
The Bahians are not a joke, they are not hot-mouthed. Then, my friend, I know they passed by my truck. The guys were armed, threatening me, causing confusion and everything. I had to crawl to sleep in a hotel. In a neighboring city. I sent four policemen to sleep in the thing.
Because the people were threatening me. And the other day I had the guts to throw these 500 thousand inside the cauldron. Against the house's cowboy. You were going to play the other day. Again, and I lost. I didn't blink here because I wanted to. I didn't blink there because I wanted to.
People wanted to break the fence where I was passing by. They wanted to curse me, son of a bitch. Of course, you were at their house. Crazy. This was the most tense day.
But why did you lose? Did you lose you hit your head or did you feel bad?
No, no, my horses weren't well My horse got hurt last day And I had to come to my friend's horse reserve
Damn, it ruined everything
It was supposed to happen like this
How is his horse wagon? It's a house bro Can you show yours? Holy shit, I'm discovering a world
It's another world, man Thank you for explaining Can you show yours? Holy shit, that's awesome! I'm discovering a whole new world!
That's fucking awesome!
Thank you, Nathan, for explaining!
Soon you'll be running around in a makeup!
The fat guy from AXE Out says he wants to run around in a makeup!
There's no way, you have to run over him, a ox! A ox has to come over him!
A ox came riding him! I told him, if you ever do something bad, the police will arrest you. Just lay on the floor and say, take me away.
Take me away?
Just lay on the floor and say, take me away.
If you want to arrest me, take me away.
I'm surrendered.
I'm surrendered.
I'm not doing anything.
If you want to take me away, take me away.
I'm not taking you away.
Just take me away.
Just take me. Just take me. Oh my God. There must be no algebras.
We're teaching a cow-shed lesson today for those who have never been and don't know.
I think Nathan, Marcelo too, but Nathan must have a affection for the animals. We were playing with the horse, he was sleeping. He must have a very absurd affection for the animals. He lives with them.
I have a connection with the horse that I studied for this.
Really? How do you study for this?
I studied, because horses today, brother, it's not just get there, I'm going to ride and I know how to walk, no. I have a horse's fin.
This one is good.
I came to study here in São Paulo with Evelino Rocha, I spent 15 days of training. I went to Minas Gerais to train with a rider named Diogo Jaime, who he understands like hell. I went to Rondônia to ride with Vinicius, who is a phenomenon on the horse.
Why didn't you tell me how to study so I wouldn't fall off that cow?
That's Rodeo, right Marcelinho?
What are you hunting there?
The truck.
Wait, let me show you. What are you hunting? The truck. The Belezinha Mozang. Are you related to Motor Doze?
No, but we are related by head. Related by head.
Motor Doze has a J.
But I'm not.
So you're a Paulist?
I'm a Paulist.
You're crazy, it doesn't pay to look at the fashion.
It doesn't pay, you're crazy.
It doesn't pay to have ideas, to rational Paulo a lot here. No, it's the second time. I came the other time to see Toguro, which was the time he called me to trade.
No, we just have to tell this experience with Toguro.
Hey, what the fuck, Mítico Jornal!
It's a house, man.
A suite.
You're crazy, it's a bad investment. And then there are the animals. There are five horses there. There's a bathroom, a kitchen, everything. What's the best breed of horse for...
Quarter mile.
Why?
It's the breed of horse, for the cow.
Strong, runs well? I only know the wide-sleeved horse, I've heard that before.
Wide-sleeved horse is a passing horse, right?
And it's not good for sports. Only one breed of horse is good for this sport doesn't work. It doesn't work for sport. It only works for one breed of horse? Four miles.
And there are many breeds of horses with this breed.
I was going to say, there is no breed that costs as much as a horse. The most angry one.
You want me to beat you up today? Any horse today, more or less. More or less?
To start, you're going to spend 200, 300 bucks on a rotten one.
A horse?
Yes.
A 6-year-old?
A 5-year-old.
Because he's rotten, he's going to grow up, you'll know if he's...
3, 4 years to know if he's going to be good.
And when do you know a horse is good?
You don't know?
You have to wait. Yeah, it's like when we're at home.
But there are genetics.
You can't know.
We'll see.
But there are genetics, there are many genetics. There's Roland Jek, there's Ternalis.
Have you ever taken a horse that you thought would be awesome and it wasn't?
Many.
So what does it become? Does it become a partner?
A mug. There's nothing to do. That's what make-up is.
And if you buy a horse with a 10 rating? This one is a 10 rating. This one has nothing to do. It's the best there is.
It's a million.
To run? A million? A million has a horse with a Wesley. Me and Wesley. If it's a 10 rating, he we'll pay 4 or 5 million. I want a horse!
Fuck, Nathan!
Half of Paulinho de Cuca's water was dug up and today it was sold for more than 8 million reais.
Half.
But how is it half? Half.
The guys fight and go cut the water in the middle. Make a cent.
Fuck, so it's a...
This water lives here in São Paulo. It collects.
The children of this eagle are 400 million.
So this eagle has two owners. How does it work?
People share it?
This eagle has an owner, I know it's Paulinho, who owns 50% of it, and the other 50% is Isaiah, Shandy and Jason. It's a set of things. And the Jason, if I'm not mistaken. Man... It's a whole bunch of people, you know? And these guys... This Arias is very famous. So this thing makes a lot of money.
A lot of money. It's very cool to know that, man. I had no idea.
Wow, classes and classes and classes.
And you thought that the hospitality was X6.
It's not. Wesley, last year, made 130 million reais, with only one auction. He made two.
So he didn't need to sing?
Sing for what?
Sing his fun nowadays.
Sing his fun. He's one of the biggest influencers in Brazil.
I took a shower in his pool, he said he had never taken a shower in the pool.
You were at Wesley's house?
I was at the naughty's house.
Today?
I took a shower to his pool. After he gained 2 million followers with 5 days of live, he didn't even want to know about me.
Who is this guy here?
I don't know.
Who's this guy? Who's this fucking guy?
Who is he?
You were at the naughty Wesley's house today.
Today, me, him, Natanzinho, this outfit here. Take off the lime. I took him to the pool in Lima. He's awesome. I put him there to sing for me. I saw his video talking about how he wanted to eat a calisman, but no one let him.
I want Natanzinho Lima here, Wesley Safadão here to exchange ideas.
It's really awesome, man.
Come here to exchange ideas.
Wesley is a reference in our sport.
I saw him, he's awesome in the auction, horse, farm.
I've seen his horses, they're beautiful as fuck. And he's also a great cowboy. He's also a great cowboy.
Everything he does, he does it like himself. He doesn't want to lose. He wants to be the best.
Safadão, come here, man. We're a huge fan of yours. I've been to a lot of your shows in 2000 and so on. In Pará, you used to close everything in Belém. When he had the big hair? When he had the big hair. That's the round? What? Naughty boy. Naughty boy, it's true. Come here, brother, let's have a chat, whenever you want. You came to São Paulo twice, the first time you came because of Mansão Maromba. I want you to talk about it, because I was very, very...
I follow you, so I was very happy someone to drink the cachaça, so the guys invited me. He called me to come here because he was going to do an event, eat a lot of cachaça, and I went to the mausomaru and said, man, it's going to be cool, I'm going to eat everyone, even the nasty ones, the devil. No, no one can fuck in there, you can't, you know?
You can't fuck in there. And I saw that people had been saying that I'm a big shot for a while, I had made a video saying I was a bi, I made a video and said, at least I eat, you know?
But you, boy, launched Maroma, you promote the drinks, right?
Yeah, I'm promoting, I'm promoting. And there's even a cool thing, because I was in the mentality of saying, man, this guy is a bi, he doesn't look like it, you know? And I had an iPhone 14, and he gave me a 16. But to change, and he came with the phone, and I was alone. He hit my shoulder. And I didn't see him with the phone, I just hit him and said, Marcelinho, let's switch? I said, the asses?
He said, what? I said, I don't know what you said. Do you want to switch? Like, in my mind, he hit me out of nowhere. I said, let's trade. He said, what? I said, what do you want me to trade? He said, no, I'm on the phone.
You didn't come here to eat me and Gonk, did you?
No, stop it. Eat people from my city.
That's good, man. We're brothers from the same city. Don't eat me.
Let's eat the others. Let's eat the others.
But wait, I had a lot of fun. I stayed a week with him.
You stayed a week with Toguro?
Yeah, we drank cachaça. There was a time he called me and I had a ticket to go to Villa Mix, there's Villa Mix here, right? But the girls said, I won't miss the opportunity to eat something.
Then he... Then his advisor called me, there's a fight for you and Osmar Toguro, I think it's Popó's. Go fuck yourself, I don't eat Popó. I'm going to stop having the chance to eat someone so I can see Popó fighting.
Go fuck yourself, Popó, for fuck's sake. Then I told the guy, I said, man, I'm not going. I said, I, she's better than God. Even God doesn't listen, he can't listen. So he's above God, right?
And where did you go?
I went to Villa Mix, with some girls, to have fun.
But did you end up happy?
Oops, happy end. For those who don't understand, it means happy ending. Go to someone who doesn't speak English.
Look, you... Man, it's because there's a guy, a Tota, an influencer who's doing a lot of success in the US, and you're a guy who knows a lot. There are some... For example, I'll talk to this camera here, the guys who want to go to the US,
you say a few sentences, a few things, so that the moment the person steps in the United States, they can talk to you. Americans will say, -"Hey, come here, you know? Do you have some lines?"
Do you speak English?
Yeah, English.
Man, if you see an American, the first thing you can say to him is, -"Go to the hell, asshole." It's also very important to say to an American, he'll hug you, -"Suck my dick, piece of shit." That's a good one! He's going to be a Mahanessa! Now, to finish, he said to them,
No matter what you do, for the rest of your life, you're always going to be a fucking trash. You know? It's going to be really cool.
Fuck, I heard that in English, he's a street guy, right?
Yeah, man, they say, bro.
Is there anything else you can say?
Because there are a lot of Brazilians who only go there. Man, now an important thing that I say, people say a lot this stuff like this, ah, Brazilians there are just to fuck Brazilians, it's not a lie, you know? There are some good people there who will help you. So it's important, you arrived in America, you're not humble, pretend to be humble, do like me, try to years, I know it's disgusting. You say, this is so and so, no, it's not. Fuck, bro, I've been here for 20 years, I know it is.
So it's important for you to listen to the people who are there. But don't be an open mouth either. The guy says, you're going to give, you have to give. No, I don't know if you bad thing, that Brazilians in America are just to fuck Brazilians. It's not, man. There are some sons of bitches, but they are everywhere in the world. They are everywhere in the world. Sons of bitches are everywhere in the world, you know?
But there are a lot of good people there, so it's important for the guy to get to the right place.
But did anyone fool you there? Like, a coup or something like that? I was a son of a bitch! There's no way to fool a son of a bitch, right?
There's no way.
Son of a bitch, son of a bitch.
Do you have another experience from there? Because I remember, man, that I was very upset hearing your experiences from there. Do you have another story, another experience from the United States that you can share with our audience? There are a lot of people watching. A nice experience from the United States, another scar, another jail.
No, no. There were only two jails.
In two different countries, it's important to say.
No, in the United States it was in Brazil.
Tell us about the relationship of the Gringado.
No, people sometimes do things... He said something happy, it's not happy, but I'll say it. A lot of people get there and go married to get a kick out of it.
This is true.
It's true, bro. Most of the time, it's women. Even because men don't have the facility to seduce an American and get married. Brazilians, they're like, I'm hot, tell me. So, most of the time, it's women. But it also happens to men, you know?
So, I'm't put it there. It has already happened to a friend of mine, from Paraguay, by the name of Marcelo, same name as me, to have a homosexual for two years to get a green card.
Two years?
Yeah.
Then I found out that that patch didn't have a green card, so I gave it for free.
Really?
At least I stole some of Hollister's jerseys.
But he kept fooling you, the green card is coming Marcelinho,
just give me a little more.
I have a green card, I have a green card.
And I was thinking, I'm going to see my mom, I'm going to get there American, I'm going to humiliate my relatives, I'm going to humiliate my friends. In my mind, there was no winning business,
it was just getting there, foreign the American wallet and I had to go get it and the guy said no he doesn't have a wallet and I was like, holy shit! What's up, Tegway?
Two years for nothing! But wasn't it cool? Two years and you liked it.
You got involved.
Man, I got the Roller's T-shirt off and the rest was It's because it's 2 years old, this kid didn't come 2 years. When did Marcelinho Johnson come?
Dude, I left Brazil and already had this nickname, Marcelinho Johnson.
I thought you were in America.
It's like this, when you listen to an English song, you usually don't understand it.
Yes.
When you don't understand English, right?
Yes.
So I listened to that song, Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs... Do the Who, then. Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Instead of singing,
Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? I would be like, Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?
And I would sing like this, I swear, you wanna see how I sang? Mulek Johnson! For me it was Mulek Johnson
And I sang Mulek Johnson, so When I left here I already had this nickname
Marcelinho Mulek Johnson Mulek Johnson
And then, people called me Marcelinho Mulek Johnson And it ended up becoming Marcelinho Johnson
Is this from the bomb?
You almost kill yourself
I was dying of fear, I couldn't keep him alive It was a bomb. A rocket has 12 shots. It went off, and then it went boom, boom, boom, boom. And then it was the last one. I exploded it twice at once.
Is there any envy? Is there any bad energy? There is.
There's no logic. He had garlic in his pocket, saying it was fat oil. It was.
The guy was all careful. I'm Did you break your arm? I broke my arm there too. What? You're doing what? I denied the thing, man.
He was using the train.
I was doing it for good.
Dude, you went there to fuck yourself.
Man, I was scared. I didn't have fun because I was afraid he would kill himself all the time. I was scared. I said, God put this thing for me. You have to protect him. It was a matter of seconds. I was coming here, and the girl said, Marcelinho, and I said, how are you? And she turned the car around.
And in zero seconds, like, zero seconds, man.
The other day he broke his arm.
Like those kids with a tight neck.
No, man, I said, he won't survive.
And that wasn't your role. Imagine Marcelinho's role, taking care of you.
But he's going to be crazy, takes care of others. I didn't know, man. Out of nowhere. He took the knife and said, Marcelinho, come here. I think he thought, I broke his arm, now I'm going to break his arm and leg.
So you had a lot of fun, man.
No, really, really. He would get into some fights and I would say, man, we can't handle it, man, it's just the two of us.
Because you were, like, how was it? Protagonist You won a prize
1 million for each one No, of course not If I had 1 million I wouldn't be here
Son of a bitch
I don't have a father I was focused on this Coyote thing Coyote would call me and threaten me to death If you don't pay us we'll kill your father I said, fuck you don't pay us, we'll kill your father.
I said, fuck, you guys are fucking crazy. My mom doesn't even know who my father is.
You already know who my father is.
You guys only know because when I was 35 years old I told my mom, I said, mom, I really want to know who my father is. I know you're a crazy girl, but it's ok. I just want to ask you some questions so you can answer faster The one who kills me is laughing without a voice Look, to answer faster Drink or work?
Drink Drink The first question! The guy with the bottles in his hands Man, I'm going to ask you a question
What is the name of the song that you like the most? I don't know
I don't know I don't know B.B. B.B. B.B. B.B. B.B.
B.B.
B.B.
B.B.
B.B. I've never worked before. I've never worked before. Not only on your back, but also on your back.
I've never worked before.
Pingo or beer?
Pingo.
Beer.
Beach or countryside?
Beach.
Countryside.
That's cool.
Different. To be an ugly worker or a handsome bum?
Handsome bum.
An ugly worker.
Who feels better on a beach on Monday?
What?
Who will feel better, of the two of you, on a beach on Monday?
It's the two of us.
You're not going to call?
He's already rich and I don't have a life expectancy, so fuck it. I'm going to the beach with him.
Best ride to go to Pará?
Best ride to go in Pará? Best thing to do in Pará?
Yeah, to go out. To party.
Techno-melody. Techno-dope.
Take it.
I like the marcantes.
The marcantes, yeah, good one.
And worse, he knows them.
He knows them.
Super pop.
That was far.
He's sung some that I didn't even know.
That was far. I just drank one, go to class. I warn you, you don't have a word. The one who has a word is the king, right? You don't have to keep your word. I'm already bad at dealing with guys.
I already sent a flag to my passage.
I didn't even think about putting two.
Paráense, how often do I meet Paráense?
A dream still not fulfilled.
A dream still not fulfilled?
Out of nowhere, say it again. I ate Juliana from the bathroom I saw that she saw you
She noticed you
No, not in the kitchen, not in the kitchen
You're going to be their driver, right?
I'm going to be their driver
She noticed you, I reacted to his video He said he wanted to be her driver And she kind of...
What's her song?
No, not in the kitchen, not in the kitchen
A dream still not fulfilled, Nathan There's a farm I Amen, it will come.
Look at the difference.
Look at the difference.
How do we become friends, man?
A guy is in the field, doing something, and the other wants to be a driver for Juve,
one of the best.
And it has to be a sex to be her driver, right?
Dude, I even blame my neighbor. Three best places to go naked.
Three... how do you say it?
I'm going to get it wrong.
Three best places to go naked.
On the beach.
Which one?
There are three.
Ministry of Labor.
And the other one?
Pacaembu.
Pacaembu is great.
But like...
In bed, in the bathroom, and in the jail. It's very funny, actually.
A celebrity you'd like to meet?
Nathan K. Ross.
Oh, but he already knows him.
That's a beautiful friendship. I have several. Nathan Keyroiz. Ah, but he already knows, fuck.
That's a beautiful friendship.
I have several, I'm kidding.
I'm going to need money soon.
Most famous WhatsApp contact.
Most famous WhatsApp contact? Carlinho Maia.
Eden.
There's no way, right?
You have a contact, boss. I'm with Silvio.
Suck it, hashtag. One word, eight letters, recalque!
A word, 8 letters, recalque!
United States or Brazil?
Stop!
Northeast!
It's the Northeast, right?
The best thing about Brazil?
The best thing about Brazil? Like, all of them?
All of them.
The best thing in Brazil? Yeah.
Women.
Food.
Women.
No, you say it.
Gokô, Naruto.
Hey, Guigão.
The best thing in Brazil?
The culture.
I'm curious.
I think it's the people.
Yeah. I was more serious, I thought I was going to joke, but I think I'll put it. There's no way, we travel and miss it. Goku or Naruto?
Goku.
Kamehameha.
Naruto?
Man, you two are...
Yeah, Kamehameha.
There's no way, right?
I always wanted to be Vegeta, and today I am.
Wow.
I always wanted to be Vegeta, and today I am.
You were rounder in that... in the... In the... In the... In the...
In the...
In the...
In the... In the... in the cell? I think it's better to stay out here hungry. My brothers, now the last one to finish. I wanted to know if you liked to exchange this idea with us.
Man, for me it was amazing, I loved it here. It was very cool, bro.
Did you like it, my brother?
I already knew, I was very curious. And a dream of one day being here. This is the realization of a dream. I'm a big fan of yours. I invite you to come and see our makeup.
We will go, I'm crazy to go. I'm sure we will make something.
It was a big excuse to go there.
I can invite you to go fishing on the river. I have a boat. I haven't been out yet. Explain to the camera what a boat is. I have a flyer, cousin. You want to come to this fishing? I haven't gone out yet, I'm not going with you.
Flyer, explain to this camera what a flyer is.
A flyer is a boat that you put a motor there. A pump.
That little motor that cuts grass.
That's it. That's right.
I've walked a lot on flyers.
Let's make two spots for the visit. One with Nathan, at the cowboy. and a fishing with Marcelinho Oh, fuck hell, man, come on, man Because Mau Mau loves fishing I never fished, it would be awesome to fish with Marcelinho Did you go to Mau Mau these days?
I went to Mau Mau, he broke my watch He took my watch and broke it They are like that, the boys from São Paulo And I was like, damn, I had to go with my fag Oh no, a sexual man to get this watch to be able to be a store. I was a little sad, he came to me with a Rolex. Take the Rolex there.
I said, damn, what a cool fat man! Fat man, that was good, bro!
What a fat man! You're giving me a Rolex in this shape?
You can break this shape. Break this shit, bro, the rest that's left I'll break too. As soon as I take off my pants, eat me!
Did you like it, my brothers? It was really cool, man. Thank you, thank you.
I already sent a lot of messages to my team. It wasn't a joke.
Thank you, man.
It was cool. I'm glad to have you here. If you liked it, leave a like, subscribe to the channel, follow Marcelinho on all social media, it's in the description. about Marcelinho's work. I don't work. And today... And today... I don't work, it's too bad. Today, there's a Brazilian post-match UFC break, right?
Who's in Brazil today?
Brazil and Bolivia.
Brazil and Bolivia, my God.
Watch it, bro.
The Brazilian game is over,
and you're already tuning in to Pod Pa.
Brazil just wants to sit on the podium, it's Bolivia, Gabão... Soon he's going to Brazil against Podpah's team. We're going to play. And I'm going to win, you see? Subscribe, like, and that's it. Mítico Jovem, we're in this together, really.
Thank you, everybody. Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you very much.
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