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I think it's fair to say that we all saw this coming, didn't we?course we did.It was so clearly very, very obvious.

We're talking, of course, about Meghan and Harry and how their sort of plot to try and distract attention away from their endless disasters, whether it be her recent stint over on Australia MasterChef.And, you know, as I said, whether you want to pick that apart, it was a wonderful opportunity, I think, for both of them to redeem themselves over their negative and bad publicity over in Australia.

But they couldn't, you know.No, no, no.They always have to end up coming away with what I describe as ashes after they've been on anything.

Now, this particular picture and this particular headline, you'll notice has a very definitive sort of royal attachment.This is because we are supposed to now believe that Harry and Meghan, well, originally were up in Balmoral.And what's interesting about this is the fact that yet it's very clear that these two, as I say, when they were in the United Kingdom and many speculated that Meghan wasn't here at the time.And I kept pointing out, I knew exactly actually where Meghan Markle was.it was very easy to find her.But a lot of people, and particularly over here with the British press, didn't necessarily want to do the exposé.

Many knew where she was in fact.But you see, if you expose them, then of course it made it a lot easier for Harry to basically claim, look it doesn't matter where we go, our security's in peril.And You know, there are times when the press will work with you if you get the picture chums.And ultimately, as you know, Harry's suddenly decided again that he wants to talk about his security.You know, I mean, you know, it just never ended.And that was part of the reason why I wanted to go meet with his father and all of that sort of stuff.

It just must be wholly tiresome.So this particular picture, we're meant to believe that suddenly they're up in Balmoral and then we find out they're not.

But there's lots of things regarding this particular story that you don't know about, as ever, let me explain.Morning, welcome back to a blisteringly beautiful day.day here in the United Kingdom.I hope you're keeping well, chums.I'm not so bad, thank you.You know, as I often say, the chums are really kind, they send me things and say, you know, do you remember this?

I do.

Do you remember this?This was a thing, right, if you don't know what it is, but this was a thing that you never had to worry about bringing your charger.Had you got enough battery?All of this.A brilliant invention, in my opinion.

The travel alarm clock.Remember it, chums.And when that alarm went off, there was no sleeping through that, was there?It was utterly brilliant, you know.And I had one for many years.I don't really know what happened to mine.

Probably just got lost with all the things that got stolen with luggage over the years.But yeah, I just think, and again, think about it.These were very eco -friendly.And you did give them as gifts, didn't you?And I remember people getting these when they left jobs in hotels because, you know, they had to get up early and do breakfast.Do you have a memory of the mini travel alarm?

Do you still have one?Is it next to the teas made?Don't be shy, chums.We can share here on this show.But on a serious note, just wonderful memories.So thank you for sending that.

Goodness, yeah, I remember that.And you used to slam it shut, didn't you?Because you were so annoyed.Wonderful, wonderful memories as ever.Thank you so much.

Let's get back to your Royal Story of is going to be putting through, you know, Grok or AI or whatever to try and catch them out.You know, she's playing a cat -and -mouse game with you and ultimately I do wish that the mainstream media might just ignore the back of the pitcher's heads of these invisible children.Does anybody really care?Forget this sort of grossness of the fact that we've got a picture of Harry's daughter going along with flowers and exploding Diana.

Well, you know, whichever way you look at it.

This, though, has utterly backfired for Harry with the government because this, again, just proves the fact 100 percent.And this is where, as I say, it's interesting.You have to note this, that the British government right now now, particularly with the latest British Prime Minister, Andy Burnham, alongside the still in situ Home Secretary, Shabana Mahmood.They are not exactly gushing fans of monarchy, right?So Harry, again, has just literally let the cat out of the bag by ultimately letting the world know that he can travel up and down the length and breadth of the United Kingdom, coming in from Portugal, along with his wife, going up to High Grove Unseen, now going up to the beautiful island of the Highlands and nobody knew an absolute thing about it.The other side of the coin, and this is the interesting bit about exactly, because obviously what they're trying to now put a lid on is the ever -increasing stories regarding how much money they will both have to, you know, come up with, donate.

Bet Harry wishes now he'd not donated that million pounds.Again, I have to say allegedly.

But the other side of it is, you see, that they are, you know, in this particular story, This is the bit where you have to look at the bigger picture.They're basically saying that this person is a mega rich person who they went to stay with.Very nice, been friends a long time, all of that.What they're sort of insinuating in this particular piece is that, you know, they could almost be helped.And I'm not suggesting that for one moment alongside those people, but that is the insinuation if you look at the bigger piece.Now, some might suggest, of course, that Harry and Meghan could very quickly be turning into the new Andy and Fergie.

Remember, Fergie would go anywhere as long as he could.

her business class, while her daughter sat in economy.Such a good mum.And the thing is, of course, Andy would go anywhere and do not believe he's trapped in Marsh Farm all the time either.More on that as we get it.But what's interesting is that this is really the story that they're spinning around.

In the midst of all of that, Meghan Markle has not worked this out.That, yeah, you might be doing that, love, but the bottom line is the government are also looking at you and seeing that there were no threats against you, there was no incidents reported, and there was no local police activity, both at Highgrove and, indeed, while you were in the very centre of London.Likewise for Harry.So the problem that they have now is, well, they want to rant and rave about her safety and her security.I've been told from an excellent source inside the British Home Office that they can just relate it back to this.If you can go all the way, halfway around the world and up to the very top of the beautiful islands of Scotland, really, what danger is there?

And ultimately, once again, a little bit like his court case with the Daily Mail, Harry has seriously not thought this through.

This is of course developing and likewise I'm sure Harry and Meghan will be looking down the back of the sofa for those spare coppers while they await a phone call return back from the likes of Sir Elton and the rest of them to see exactly who's going to be paying what.

It'll be like being sat round a burny inn after a dinner when you were younger and saying who had the extra mash.

You know what I'm saying?New shorn in the very heart of the United Kingdom.