Matan Interviews VanossGaming (Evan Fong) For The First Time

Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast. For today's guest, we have Vanoss Gaming. Please welcome in. How's it going? Nice to see you. For today's co-host, we have my manager Varo Flooring. Welcome in Varo Flooring.

Are those real hundreds?

What up. How's it going? So just in case anybody doesn't know you, please introduce yourself and all that one.

I'm Evan or Vanoss Gaming. I post YouTube videos and make a living from posting GTA 5 videos, Black Ops 3 zombies videos and Uno.

And you still make videos obviously. Me and a lot of other people maybe we used to watch when we were a little bit younger younger yeah I get that a lot it's like oh I used to watch your channel you know it's not like I wasn't saying that as an insult no no but I get it like my fans have grew up you know it's kind of dope now like I bought a few new guns at a gun store and like all the employees knew who I was to f*** your fans no no. Just to like f*** up a school maybe if I get angry one day. But that would be where you find your fans.

No, they're older, I told you.

That's true, maybe I thought you meant like a university.

No, no. Going to like elementary school, you know, classic.

Because they don't even know what's coming for them. Exactly.

They just feel pain.

Exactly. So is that what you're up to nowadays? You're making some GTA videos still but you're planning on killing a bunch of children? I'm not actually planning on killing a bunch of children. I just got really into guns recently. Yeah.

Just been, you know, doing my sort of twice a week recordings, make music sometimes and just trying to enjoy life.

Do people ever confuse you with Vanoss Gaming since you're both OG Asian YouTubers?

Rather than who I am which is...

Niga Higa. Wait say that again slower. Do people ever confuse you with...

Say that name again one more time.

Well I know it's the N word but isn't that kind of what you named it after? I tried looking into that but I could never get an official answer.

Yes, yes.

That's exactly why so people do they ever come up to you and say like hey, what's up Vanoss? And then you're like no no that's not racist and they go away. Why are they racist because they because they Mistaken me for Vanoss gaming. Oh, I thought it was because of Niga Higa. No, I mean, that's just I mean people understand that like

They it's it's okay because that's like it's like a black racist thing. But like I'm talking about the Asian racist thing

Who is he calling? Hey, how's your day going? I promise I won't keep you long. I'm just going to help you look for a life insurance You're gonna need fucking life insurance. Who the fuck is this? I'm gonna fucking kill you. Don't fucking call me back. Bye Do you have have ringworm? No, you know what that is?

It's like uh, what is it like a skin disease or something? Some sort of skin disease. It's like a circle I think something like a bite from a worm Thank you, can I have one of those? Not yet. He just gave you a hundred bucks Give me this, I don't know what this is. Oh a hundred bucks? Would it make sense to say that an elephant is 1 30 feet the size of 35 elephants or is that just some worthless mumbo jumbo I'm bringing up to waste your time?

Probably the latter.

Can you explain why you think that way?

Because I don't even understand what the question was.

You want me to repeat it?

Not really.

Would it make sense to say that an elephant is 1 30 feet the size of 35 elephants? Or is that just some worthless mumbo jumbo I'm bringing up to waste your time.

I mean both?

Yeah sort of. And that's kind of what you're pursuing nowadays? Something with elephants? Jumbo? Isn't that kind of, isn't that an Asian food? Elephant?

Jumbo? I thought it was... Jumbo.

No, that's black.

I don't know.

Oh, okay.

What was that? You pointed somewhere? I thought he would be able to, like... My manager viral flooring?

Yes, yes. Because I know these guys are not here.

Who is that?

Exactly.

Would you replace your iPhone with an exploding phone the randomly explodes and kills you

No, what?

Because I like iPhones more than Samsung's

No, they have that issue too, but really a phone made just for that. I

mean

You know the exploding phone would wouldn me off social media so But it's a smartphone like it knows when you're taking a call The whole point is that it kills you it can't explode in your pocket

Um I don't know I'd probably I'd probably be down to take it on my school mission

Just throw it at someone Yeah yeah like a grenade yeah If it's gonna be able to detonate it's's probably likely that if you shoot it, it kinda just works as a bomb, right?

Yeah, probably.

And I guess this is kinda similar. Yesterday you tweeted, God bless the holy land of Israel, and with Hashem's help, we will destroy the Arabs. What did you mean by that? I meant that, you know, exactly what it said That I mean that's pretty shocking especially in today's age. Well. I you know I just wanted to be on your side I'm not I'm not Arab. I'm not Jewish. I'm kind. I'm just not involved here. I'm just trying to get your perspective on it

Yeah, what's your background Los Angeles born here, but my actual background like you like white white I'm like a You like white? White, I'm like from Europe, like a Europe

Yeah, me too

That's not true though

I mean I like, I converted, I converted to white

No, that's not how it works I was born like this

Hi there, I hope I caught you at a good time This one's actually pretty fun We come right to your house and make your car look amazing

While you stay inside and relax. Shut the fuck up, you're fucking me up right now, B! What the fuck is going on?

What the fuck is this car about right now? Call me later, though!

If you don't mind, I brought some...

Yo.

A couple gifts.

A guitar? Yo.

Uh, no, but...

Is that one of the rifles you were talking about?

Uh...

Yes. Like the Joker movie, you're gonna come and kill me? No, I'm not gonna kill you.

Most of the guns here aren't real. Wait, you used to watch my videos, right?

Yeah.

This guy used to watch my videos?

He's like a lot older than me. He might be 40, I don't really know. He doesn't give me answers to full sentences. He said his name was ghost earlier Ghost his name is viral flooring viral. Did you used to watch his videos? Oh? He said yes What size you maybe a medium I think you

You'll grow into this but

Well, I think of that og

printed in fucking 2015 thanks so much for picking up. I really appreciate it. We're helping people upgrade to faster internet for less money My mom is trying to flee right now bro! What the fuck you calling me right now for? Call me fucking later bro!

You heard something? Uh no I didn't hear anything.

It's only me, you and uh... Ghost over there.

Yeah I was just trying to make sure. Why do you have this all in like a big garbage bag? I was in a hurry.

Hold on.

It's a massive bag.

Okay, so I got a lot of shit.

That's a rifle.

No, this is not a rifle. This is a... This is for... Your boy, Viral Flooring.

This is for you.

I want you to have that.

Is that a bulletproof vest?

Uh, it's not bulletproof, but, you know, you could hold mags. Um... bulletproof vest? Uh, it's not bulletproof, but you know, you could hold mags. Um, this is for, I mean, I wanted this to be for him.

For who?

But like, I know, I know, I get it. He's not here, but like, the ghost that I see right now, like this guy right here, I wanted you to have this. Could you please take it?

What is that?

However, this is to make him more intimidating because like this whole sort of like you know terrorist interrogation sort of setup and like this guy with the bug eyes I want him to be scarier than he is which is just why I want to guide it's not

here you're saying it would be good to give him yes what is it an axe. An axe? Yeah. Why does it have to be stored like a gun? Hey there! I know safety is a big deal and that's exactly why people get excited about-

Yo, I'mma give you fucking safety! You come home and fucks down, I'mma fucking give you fucking safety! Come to the house and you gonna fucking die!

Beautiful. I really appreciate this

You're welcome man I mean this is actually really dope the rest I mean I'm pretty sick but I'm really just trying to get rid of a bunch of junk that I have oh this is junk no no this is actually dope okay the rest of it is just junk yeah these are all Adderall purchases what does that that mean? A guy made Adderall purchased it? When you're on Adderall and you just start buying shit.

And what is that? Some sort of liquid? Some drug?

It's a pill?

Yeah, drug.

Yeah, schedule 2.

Do you think Kid Rock had the greatest Super Bowl performance of all time?

I didn't see it.

Why? I didn't watch the Superbowl. It wasn't on the official Superbowl. Yeah, so I didn't know that. It was on Turning Point USA YouTube channel.

I didn't know that.

You didn't even hear about this? No.

It was excellent. I'm not really on the internet a lot.

They should have been playing it on TV. They should have taken that guy wherever he's from. Who was the one who played it? The official one, he's from like Puerto Rico. I don't know, what are you talking about? Bad Bunny I think. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard that.

Is that where he's from?

Do you think they should send him back to Puerto Rico and then they should have Kid Rock do the future Super Bowls?

I don't know, I don't really have an opinion on that, what do you think?

Yeah well Kid Rock was great, he thanked Turning Point USA and Jesus. in Jesus? True. And the other guy barely even speaks English. And in American, it's the American game they call it. They're trying to gentrify us. Take my water. No. Sorry.

Thank you.

You brought a water with you?

Yeah, I brought, yeah, I had a Gatorade bottle a second ago.

Maybe you threw it away in that trash can?

Maybe.

Did you know if you install a hidden camera in the woman's restroom you can sell the footage to a crazy Ukrainian guy for a ton of money?

No, I didn't know that. Have you done that?

I haven't done it myself, but if things start getting a little rough, I've definitely considered

it. I mean, this would be a good place to do it. This place definitely has more...

What, in this building here? Yeah. I don't think so. I don't think there's going to be any women that are going to the restroom here. that. I mean, this is that sort of place. I mean, you have control because it's like you can invite guests on, you know? And while I'm, yeah, but it's not good if they're famous. You have female guests, right? Yes, but if I'm trying to film famous people, then it's going to be kind of problematic because if that footage gets leaked, they're going

to know where it's from. Or it's going to be sold famous people they have trackers on every way they're going

Okay, you know what I'm saying or no not really no

Like let's say I was able to get some footage of a female celebrity in the bathroom And then that got leaked after I sold it. They're gonna be able to trace back where it's from Right yeah, if it's just a random person, and I installed. I thought you could do it though could do what? sell the footage. Yeah but then what do you think the Ukrainian guy is gonna do with it? He's gonna release it online or something? Yeah you'll be rich and just like you know

you'll leave the country and you know buy an island or something. Invite rich people

to it. Is that something you would want to do? If you had a lot of money you do have a lot of money. No, I would like the street cred to be able to say that I was on the list but I can't. I didn't make it, I didn't make the cut. Did you? Unfortunately no, and by the way I don't even think you did anything wrong. Why not? Because listen, he was just- Sorry, I have like really bad allergies right now, so. From what?

The air. The mold in here.

Yeah, I don't think he did anything wrong because life is all just about having fun and you have to look out for yourself.

Yeah, I guess that's an interesting take on it.

Why should he be concerned with the other people? I mean, I don't know what went down on the island. I'm not gonna lie. I didn't follow the news when everything kind of Was released but you're talking about what you're saying the island. What is it Israel? I'm talking about Epstein Island Wanting the same I guess you could say I mean, I'm not saying that but I guess you're saying that it's the same I'm asking you I'm so I'm asking what you're saying by that. What do you mean by that? I guess you don't after that other commentator. I mean, I thought Israel was a lot bigger than that. No, it's actually extremely small.

A small island.

It's this big.

Yeah.

You're not getting what I'm trying to say. We'll move on.

Okay.

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How much does he keep what's his cut?

The whole thing whole thing and how much money did you make on YouTube because you have about 16 billion views I don't know. I kind of spent all my money. So I'm kind of spent all of your money on like hard assets. Yeah

Hard assets that means like a house and pigs heads and stuff

Just like guns full-size truck About like eight hundred thousand dollars worth of camping gear

I could be wrong, but my guess was that you've maybe generated even like a hundred million dollars. No no no There's no way no really yeah Well, I guess maybe not that would have been my guess I was thinking when you said that like how would you I don't? even hundred million dollars I Kind of lost it all like longing. What was it? Talk to a coin. Are you invested in? Yeah? Yeah Most of my money. I've tried to get her on my show for many

Many many months at this point and she won't do it for whatever reason. What'd she say? They have the same stipulation as you but I won't give it to them. Which is that I have to give them the footage after. Yeah, yeah.

No, I appreciate that.

With her it's gonna be kind of obvious how that goes, right? Yeah, yeah, okay. With you it's like you're a Twitter is if I could sell it to that that dude I don't think he's interested in that stuff I think he's just basically interested in some videos you're not gonna do that though no well I guess it's like kind of to film somebody in a bathroom though yeah some bordering on it yeah yeah

that's why I'm not gonna get full price. I got you. He lives in Canada.

Hey, thanks so much for picking me up. I really appreciate it. We're helping people upgrade a faster internet for less money. Yo, you're not fucking helping me with this fucking shit right now. I'm fucking driving, what the fuck are you talking about?

Fuck woman, woman, fuck time? I'm just repeating something I heard a while ago. Okay. Not just now though. No. A while ago, okay. Many, many, many, many, many months ago. What are the chances 9-11 was actually caused by two extremely intelligent flies?

Um, what's 9-11?

It's when those flies flew into the buildings at the same time as the airplanes. So it did happen. That's what I think yeah, okay. I mean it's possible. It's possible anything Because they wanted to create a war in the Middle East they were heretics. I mean They're trying to really know what happened you know back then there wasn't social media So we couldn't see everything immediately like maybe it was all fake You know what the video of the flies going into the buildings the planes planes but then maybe it actually was flies you know? Well the flies could maybe they installed bombs at the bottom

that's what I'm saying yeah maybe it was that. Everybody thinks it's this more convoluted theory about the US working with like Israel and then they're working with the Middle East and they're trying to get oil maybe the flies just we're trying to become famous pranksters. Yeah, it's possible. I'm saying it is possible.

Unlike MTV and stuff.

They want us to be the impractical jokers or something.

Maybe.

What are you pulling out of there?

More gifts.

That one doesn't look like a gift. That looks like self-promo.

This is no, I just brought some random

vinyls for everybody.

Yeah.

But are they of you?

Maybe. Maybe there's one. Just like how some of the guns I brought might be, some of them might be real.

Oh, okay.

So, I mean, you could guess which one is mine.

That one? Because it's kind of yellow.

Am I right? Does that look like me?

You're asking me? Yeah, does that look like me? A little bit.

What about this guy?

No, that's Jim Crow.

Oh, I love those guys. That's the...

You love these guys?

Of the mind. Of the mind. That's those guys.

I listen to that stuff all the time. No, I'm not familiar with her.

No.

I'm not familiar with her. Of the mind of the mind that's those guys I listen to that stuff all the time No, I'm not familiar with her no Actually, that's Lisa Minnelli. Yeah Yeah, how sick is this? What even is that fire? Is he from the UK? I don't know man You got to listen to it to find out You go. Thank you. I appreciate of course. I got you. You can actually have this one back.

No you should definitely take that one that one's fire. That one's good? Yeah that one's really good. First track is sick. It's either UK or Toronto. Hi there I hope I caught you at a good time this

one's actually pretty fun. Come right to your house and make your car look amazing Yo, come to my fucking house or you're gonna fucking die. I'm gonna fucking kill you and you're never coming back ever again.

You fucking hear me?

Have you ever considered replacing the current Vanoss crew with other YouTube legends like Keemstar and Fouseytube?

Uh, no.

Why not? It'll get real crazy.

The people we have is pretty special, you know? Yeah, but you guys have lost some members over the years. Yeah, but I don't think it's like I don't think it's necessary We just show up every Monday Tuesday. Just play games. We don't need anyone new Yeah, but you don't want it happens naturally like I feel like that's like if somebody's just you know friends of friends and like They want to record and we're chill like

Not really. There's not really like a official crew list or something, you know what I mean? I mean, effectively there's people... Yeah, yeah, like people that return to videos, but like...

Have you ever done anything with Keemstar? No, I haven't. But wouldn't he be kind of good because he's a little different than most of you guys? Not really. I mean, different background? I just don't think he would mesh with that? I don't know. It's a lot older than us Yeah, but he's probably a good gamer. Didn't he make that one Minecraft game and

Fousey he's just crazy. So he'll make it interesting. Yeah, I don't really know too much about Fousey He lives he lives in LA. I think he lives in San Diego. So not too far from you You probably could just film at your house with him. You want to have him live with you? I have his number. No, I don't want that. Can I exchange? Can I put you guys in a group chat?

No.

Why not?

Because...

You're too good for him?

No, he's probably too good for me. I don't know. He sounds like he's doing a lot of big things.

No. I think he would actually... What about you? I think you should play games with us when GTA 6 comes out. Might not be as interesting like imagine keemstar screaming the n-word and fuzzy to be telling keemstar. He made him want to kill himself That's a real story. Yeah, I mean, I don't I mean that's all cool But I just don't think it's gonna add to my videos, you know, it'll be a completely different style of video It's just not you know, it's not natural things have to be authentic, you know, I think I'll make the argument. I don't think foodie tube is capable of being inauthentic. Yeah, but like

He's not gonna be authentic with us, you know, I think that might be a you problem You guys are gonna try to turn him into something. He's not no no

No, I don't think you would enjoy playing, you know black ops 3 modded zombie maps, you know

You don't think he would enjoy playing like a spongebob map no I don't think so it doesn't seem like his thing you've played a big part in the childhood of many young people don't you think that sounds a little suspicious well you have to expand the context a little bit the fact that they don't know what that means well please explain yourself very self-explanatory a lot of young people say yeah he was a big part of my Well, please explain yourself. Very self explanatory.

A lot of young people say, yeah he was a big part of my childhood.

Yeah, because they watched my skits. Yeah they watched my skits.

Is that why?

Yeah, I mean you're going to be a huge part of a lot of people's childhood because of

the show. No, my audience is old. They're like, they're like 30, 40 year old, like established. Yeah, they're like, they know stuff. They're not young and dumb. They like, they're, they're smart and they have taste.

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you or no was I right about this no you're right here was yeah cuz I is that you as a baby yeah yeah I knew it you could he's you're literally yellow in here did you turn that up I mean you're not that yellow in real life yeah I put up the saturation Because of that because you're Asian? Yeah, just for this moment This was all planned you made your whole album based off just the idea that I might talk about that

No, I didn't make the album but like the saturation on the picture

That's very sophisticated

Special version for you

But don't you think it's a little insulting to yourself that you put it in a trash can?

I love the- I use this for everything.

Okay. And what's in that big black bag over there? I thought that was a guitar, but now I'm guessing that's a rifle.

Yeah, it's just- I got a couple more gifts.

This is for you.

For you. Can I get you some of my

Sorry continue

Okay Can I try that out? Is that a real one? No, this is...

I mean, can you tell?

No, not really. I've never shot a gun.

This is like, this is the practice dry fire, so here.

It's hard to test it. Yeah. You're pretty good at that. You only get one chance. I Guess maybe two if you're extremely unlucky. Yeah, you're supposed to do it to the side of your head. That's what I did

I did it right. Yeah, I know so that's why I'm saying that you're good at that

Should they let out of jail if they offer to do some community service?

Is that supposed to blind somebody while you're shooting them? Oh, well, I'm not pointing at anybody, so...

Why are you aiming it at the wall? Anyways, what do you think about my question? Your thoughts?

Uh, probably not, no.

Really, but think about it. You have to give everybody a second chance, and also, they're doing it out of their own volition. There shouldn't be a law that says that, but if somebody thought of doing that themselves, and they're trying to help out the community, and

and get better? Is that like the alternative answer?

Sorry, I wasn't listening, hold on. Okay.

I just, you know, I'm supposed to a big deal and that's exactly why people get excited about

this.

What the fuck you talking about safety? Nothing here is fucking safe. I have fucking guns. What the fuck you talking about? You want to hear safe? I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Okay, let me know when you're ready for more questions and when you're done with those guns. I just needed that little intermission. Alright, go ahead.

Well actually, I was just in the middle of saying something. Don't you think that because they're offering to do that and they're trying to help out the community, they should get a second chance?

Oh, you're talking about the r*****s in jail?

Yeah.

I mean, no, I don't think so. No. Why it's not fair. Everybody deserves a second chance What if they were on that thing you were on Adderall or whatever? Yeah, but it's not an excuse. I didn't go people Okay, so you're better than them good for you. You you're you so you're in support of that idea

I guess sounds like you're arguing for it. Yes, okay

Listen, I'm a good guy. I want to see everybody get a second chance It's like we're gonna lock them up because they made a mistake three or four times Give it a rest. Yeah, that's kind of how it works. Okay, and let me ask you a question Let's say they get out and they do it again Then because they let you let them out because they did community service, but they did community service They cleaned up the street and I don't have to look at trash when I'm driving I mean the trash is in that bag kind of gives okay. I could say the same about the other thing they did But well that would be the same thing. Yeah, well

That's not objective That's true by the way, isn't it I

mean

Hence who you ask? No, one and it's not objective no matter who you ask No, I mean, I'm pretty sure is worse than trash on the streets, but that's your opinion Sure. Yeah, your opinion is that trash?

Yeah, and if that's what it takes then, then I say give it a chance and see how it goes. Yeah. And you're on board with that?

No, no. I'm sorry.

I thought I had convinced you.

No, but I appreciate you trying.

Do you plan on staying with The Daily Wire?

No, I don't even know what that is.

The Daily Wire, is that who you're signed under?

No.

I guess maybe I have some wrong info here.

Yeah.

Sorry, I don't know a lot about any- I'm just, I'm not really on social media a lot, so.

Is it a conservative political organization owned by Ben Shapiro? Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. You don't know Ben Shapiro. I don't know. I don't know you don't know Ben Shapiro I do know him, but like I don't I don't watch shit about him was your tweet yesterday inspired by him No, that was a tweet that you made up that no I didn't I wouldn't do that you show it to me. Yeah

Okay See isn't this so much more cool? Thank you.

You can read that.

Can I read it later?

Well, you were asking to see it.

No, oh, that's the tweet. Okay, I got you.

What did you think I had handed you? A piece of paper. I don't know, like some fucking love note or something. No you want to read it not really I want to get you saying that on camera No, it's okay, cuz I'm gonna have to cut me so I don't want people clipping that out of context especially because it was your Words, that's all right I promise I won't keep you long. Yo, my day is fucking over. Don't ever call me back ever again. Call me again, I'm gonna fucking show you how my day is fucking doing.

Thank you.

Is that what you were talking about earlier?

Yes.

Okay. Is your real name Vanoss Gaming? Yes. Okay. And what real name Vanoss Gaming?

Yes.

Okay. And what will you name your son?

Um...

Gaming Phong?

Matan Phong.

No, but that is... I have nothing to do with your son. I like my idea more. Gaming Phong. I don't know if he's gonna be into gaming though. It's just a name. How do you know he'll enjoy my videos? Because you're like of the younger generation. No, my audience is old guys.

Nah, I feel like you got some young viewers.

No, older guys.

Older? How old?

Old, 40, 50, the ones doing business.

Here, this is for you.

No, no, this one's mine. Bojack. That's his favorite show show Bojack Horseman. I know you told me that That's his favorite character from his favorite show Bojack Horseman. Yeah, his favorite character is Bojack

You're tired of it already come on, okay

All right, you can't reward behavior like that You're tired of it already? Come on, okay. Alright.

You can't reward behavior like that. You're supposed to take the original gift away from him.

You want the AR or the shotgun?

Alright.

You understood what he meant by that?

Either or.

Alright, you go. There you go.

Alright, continue.

Is that one real?

Uh, maybe.

Are any of these real?

Maybe.

Anyways, go ahead with your son's name.

I don't know. I don't even know if I'm gonna have kids, so...

But maybe if you do you're gonna have to do it relatively soon, right? You're already like 33, 34.

I mean if you're a guy you can have a lot of time. Are you gonna have kids? Me? Yeah.

Maybe, I don't know. I feel like I have more time to decide. Are you gonna make them speak like the way you speak? Well, it'll just be natural, right? Yeah, just naturally pick up on my dialect.

Yeah, but that might not do it, you know for kind of like their career.

What do you mean?

Like I feel like you kind of developed that accent.

Yeah, that's true. I developed this to sound serious, but I'm saying if you get a white kid and then you put him in India he's gonna sound like an Indian. Yeah but I'm saying like you don't, do your parents sound like the way you speak? No.

That's what I'm saying so your son might not sound the same as you.

Genetically he won't but kids usually just pick up on the way other people around them speak. Yeah I know but like you didn't with your parents. Not a natural thing like I did. Unless he wants to sound like a baby. Okay. Do you think you would ever consider trying to talk like this so people would take you more serious?

No.

No?

I like that people don't take me seriously.

Why is that?

I don't know. Life is more relaxing when people don't take you seriously.

Look what you did. You gave him such a bad toy. But he loves it though. Yeah he likes it because he's like a baby. As I said when he started complaining about what you gave him you don't reward that behavior with an even better toy.

I mean see I'm not going to be a good parent so I shouldn't have kids.

Yeah well I guess if you gave your kid a shotgun.

We don't know if it's real though.

But he does look sick though.

That looks awesome. He looks like he's from one of the mods you play.

Which one?

Any of them. Is there a specific one you were thinking of?

Are you talking about Gary's mod?

Could be.

Maybe.

But like there's a lot of mods in Gary's mods. I don't know if you're talking about like something within that game.

Yeah, that's too complicated. He's too high level. I think I just meant the game. Okay, well, that's it. We have to wrap it up because we have to film with Logneck, my next guest. I keep asking guests.

I keep saying, hey, can you help me out and deal with the Logneck problem? We're trying to get rid of him, but it seems like you kind of helped me actually.

Yeah.

Yo, who the fuck is this? Stop fucking calling me! Call me one more fucking time and I'll fucking kill you! I told you again, I'm gonna fucking kill you! Stop fucking calling me! Bye! Is there a way?

Do I have to unscrew this? No, it's just...

So how do I get rid of this?

So I can finally deal with LogNec. Maybe I don't have to film with him anymore. Thank you.

Here, you want to take it for a swing?

On what, the table?

I don't know if this table is important, but...

Jesus Christ I think you're ready no and you can deal with that you have something can you have something to help me with him can you join in on this yeah but that's small didn't you have a shotgun in there? I'll blind him.

I'll blind him and then you go in with the axe. I'll blind him and then you go in with the axe. And then he'll finish him off with the shotgun.