Mateus Fernandes SIGNS For Tottenham! Man Utd Transfer News

Hello everybody, welcome to the United Stands.I'm Mark Goldbridge and I'm very, very angry.Very angry.Very, very angry.I'm mad.Mateus Fernandes is signing for Tottenham.

What a bloody surprise.Welcome to Manchester United.The chaos continues.Bloody hell.What a bunch of prats.This is..

.He's bad enough losing to Spurs in a Europa League final.Now we've lost them into this bloody transfer race.What's going on?What is going on, seriously?Spurs dance on our grave because we are dead.

We are a dead club.This is bloody embarrassing.You voted for these idiots as well.You idiots.You bloody idiots.Oh Ineos, Sir Jim.

These idiots are prats.You wanted this.Go back and get the receipts.We don't want Qatar.We don't want Qatar.We want Sir Jim.

Well, this is what you get with Sir Jim.A bloody coward.Oh, at the end of the day, we only want market value.We just want market value, you constipated prat.What an idiot.What an absolute idiot.

How many times are we going to walk away, Craig David FC?How many times are we going to walk away?I thought we were following the data.I thought we were following the data.Well, you know, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, we follow the data.We're trying to be the new Brighton.

You know, we basically follow the data to the player.And then we fucking walk away because it's too expensive.I can't speak.I can't, I have to let, I'm passing it over to David Ornstein.Tottenham win race to sign Mateus Fernandes from West Ham.Spurs submitted highest proposal, believed to be 85 million guaranteed, and 21 -year -old West Ham midfielder opted to join Tottenham.

Numbers beyond where Man United willing to go.Now we're gonna get Prats in our fan base that are gonna say, well, you know what, it's too much money.It's too much money.That's why we haven't done it.It's too much money.That's what idiots are going to say.

We're right to walk away.Have a fucking word with yourselves.Have a word with yourselves.You'd walk away from Rooney.You'd walk away from Andy Cole.You'd walk away from Roy Keane.

You'd walk away from Yap Stam.You'd walk away from Rio Ferdinand.You'd walk away from Veron.You'd walk away from every bloody time we did this in the past to be successful.At what point did you shove your head up this ownership's arse and say it tastes nice?At what point did you abandon your ambition to go with We're right to walk away.

We're right to walk away from Semenyuk.We're right to walk away from Anderson.We're right to walk away from Hall.We're right to walk away from Diamonde.We're right to walk away from Fernandes.Bloody hell, who else are we going to be walking away from?

We'll be walking away from Harvey Barnes in a minute.Oh my God.Poundland.This is a joke.Look, it's a lot of money.It's a lot of money.

I accept it's a lot of money.But hello, it's football.It ain't your bloody day.Mum and Dad's fucking will, is it?You know, they're not off to bloody Tenerife spending your inheritance.It's football.

We're meant to enjoy it.I can't deal with, oh well, I think we should walk away.The economic market dictates that, you know, we have to survive and we've got a stadium to build and we've got the debt.Who gave us the bloody debt?Why do we need to build a new stadium?Because the Glazers let Old Trafford rot.

We wouldn't need it.Do Liverpool need a new stadium?Have you been to Anfield lately?They'll be using Anfield in the fucking Euros.There's nothing wrong with Anfield.They don't need to spend two billion on a stadium.

Has anybody figured out how fucking thick it is to have to spend two billion on a stadium that we shouldn't even have to spend a penny on because we should have looked after the one we've got?It's like buying a brand new Ferrari and then letting it rust and having to buy a new one.Ferrari.The stadium needs building because the glazes are crap.We have to balance the book because the glazes are crap.You know what?

Fair play to Mateus Fernandes.He obviously fancies Spurs more than us.Why?Because we're an unambitious bunch of prats.That's why.And nobody can convince me that we are right to walk away from all of these players.

We're not right to walk away from all these players.Because you know why?It ain't even about the money.It's about the fact that they've spent the last few weeks acting like Mateus Fernandes is the replacement for Casemiro.And how are they going to walk away?And Elliot Anderson?

Riddle this one to me, right?This is your clip.This is it, right?Nine months?Elliot Anderson.Elliot Anderson.

Elliot Anderson.He's the priority.He's the player.Elliot Anderson.Elliot Anderson.Elliot Anderson.

Oh, yeah, he's too expensive.He's going to Man City.But you've told us for nine months he's the priority.Yeah.The data said it, but the bank said no.And we listened to the bank.

OK, we're going for Mateus Fernandes now because the data says him.Mateus Fernandes.Mateus Fernandes.Mateus Fernandes.Yeah, we're not going for that one either.What?

You've told us about two players now.March, it was Tonali.That's three, three players that are perfect for us, but you're walking away for money.Oh yeah, but Plan F, that was the real quiz, was it?Freybentos, what a load of shite.I mean, it's embarrassing.

It's embarrassing.And of course, I completely expect some of our fans to be going, well, we're right to walk away.And look, Somebody just said, oh, stay one high, says, you were saying you weren't first on Fernandez all week.Mate, what I think, what I think doesn't matter.I am not Sir Jim Radcliffe.I am not Omar Barrada.

I am not Jason Wilcox.I'm not Michael Carrick.I do not coach the team.I am not the director of football.I am not the CEO.I am not the owner.

What I would do doesn't matter.I would not have been there with Mateus Fernandes.I would have gone for somebody else.Absolutely.But they're not going to listen to me anyway.What kind of complete and utter stupid comment is that?

You weren't keen on Mateus Fernandes anyway.The club were.The club were.How am I supposed to trust that this football club is heading somewhere when what they tell us isn't true?And I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, there's a massive lesson been learned here, massive lesson.What did I tell you at the weekend?

Nobody's got a fucking clue about this transfer, nobody.You can shove your journalists, your ITKs, they know fucking nothing.Don't fucking listen again.They know absolutely nothing.If one thing has been proven here, All you bloody cheerleaders online going, this person knows this, this person knows that.They ain't got a bloody clue.

We have been walked down the garden like a fucking dog on a lead, and we've been invited in, and we're in the wrong bloody house.And they're going, you were never invited in the first place.All this shit about, I'm hearing this, I'm hearing that.Manchester United are doing this.Man United are going to do that.Bollocks.

Absolute bollocks, and they'll all cover their arse and they'll all be telling you they've got another source in a minute fuck off I always said on Mateus Fernandes.I know nothing.I'm like Manuel from faulty towers.I know nothing about Mateus Fernandes I just followed the story that we were told to believe and it was all a load of shit And I tell you what I always say unless it's Ornstein or Romano I don't really take a massive amount of notice of it.There are tiers beyond that, but I'll tell you what, the people leading on this, right load of shit.Right load of shit.

I'm hearing we're getting close.I'm hearing United will win this race.What a load of shit.What a load of shit.I'm fuming about it.I'm fuming.

And also, you know what?I'm just realizing that last few minutes, that's getting clipped up with what I said a week ago.What's Mateus Fernandes got?A fucking relegation fetish as if he's going to go to Spurs.What does he do?Like to get relegated?

I mean, look, you know, we look idiots.We look idiots because we act like Man United fans.When we're going toe -to -toe with Tottenham, Tot - This ain't Man City!This ain't Liverpool!This ain't Arsenal!This ain't Chelsea!

This is Tottenham!This is fucking Tottenham!They've just nearly got relegated!They should be playing Preston North End next year!We've just lost to Tottenham!Tottenham!

Oh my God.And we deserve to get bantered.But you know what?You act like a United fan, You know, you actually give the bravado, you act like a United fan, you say, come on then, we're Manchester United, and you get rinsed.Bloody hell, what's next?We're going to go for a championship player and miss out to Wrexham?

I don't think there's a club that can't beat us anymore.I don't think there's a club that can't beat us anymore.

It is absolutely embarrassing.It's so embarrassing.If Tottenham can find £85 million for a player, this is the game.This is the game.And I cannot believe there will be people in our fan base rimming the owners of this club.I don't know why I'm doing that.

This is a horrible thought.Because they think they've done the right thing.You don't know football.You don't know football.You can't walk away from Semenyu, Tonali, Elliot Anderson, Mateus Fernandes, Diamonde, Lewis Hall.You can't...

Bruno Guimaraes.You can't walk away from that many players because you don't think it's the right price.It is the right price.It's the market.That's the market.That's the market.

Right?That's the market.If you didn't want, if you didn't understand the market, you shouldn't have fucking bought Man United, you knobheads.This is why Nice nearly got relegated.We are being run into the ground by people who don't know and don't talk to me about what I've always told you about Wilcox and Barada.Bloody nothing.

Nothing again.Absolutely nothing.We are at the bottom of the food chain.We are a fucking vegetarian caterpillar.We are.You've got bloody lions, you've got great white sharks, you've got polar bears and then you've got us chewing on a fucking lettuce.

Caterpillar FC.Slow, vegetarian, no bite.Rubbish.Right at the bottom of the fucking food chain.Battling it out with Everton.It's embarrassing.

Look, I completely agree.We shouldn't be going out there spending £90m on Anthony.We shouldn't be going out there spending £80m on Harry Maguire.We shouldn't be going out there giving £400k a week to Alexi Sanchez.We shouldn't be giving £350k a week to Jadon Sancho.I completely agree.

I completely agree.But when the data says these are the midfielders, we've got no midfield, lads.We've got no midfield.We've got Edison and Mainu.And we've missed out on our three top targets.We've got to get Cermini now, haven't we?

We've just basically got to go and get Cermini.Yeah, that's what we've got to do.We have to go and get Cermini.it's it's in battle oh yeah all roads yeah we'll probably go and spunk fucking 80 million on belabor now and say the data took us there oh you know what i just i just despair we've got an eight o 'clock show but uh top well lookit's David Ornstein.Tottenham win race for Mateus Fernandes.

And they'll, you know what?Screw you.Screw you.If you're going to go, I agree with this owners.Hold on a minute.Hold on a minute.

You agree with Man United walking away from players because you think they're too expensive.Where are you walking to then?Where are you walking to?Oh, well, Alex Scott won't be expensive.Wake up and smell the coffee, right?Mateus Fernandes, £85 million.

Elliot Anderson, £116 million.What do you think everyone else is going to do?They're going to go, you want this £50 million midfielder who's now worth £75 because of their prices.They're just going to go, that's that price now.That's what you're going to pay now.So you know what?

You know what we should do?You know what we should do?What we weren't going to do in the first place but loads of us said we should do.You want to get into fucking the Bundesliga quick.You want to get onto people like Stiller and Miecza.You want to have a look at Manu Kone.

You want to get into fucking Europe quickly and start making some splashes because you will still get value for money in Europe.But that's not what we wanted to do.We're going to follow the data.We're going to go for Premier League proven.That's what we're going to go for.We better get into Europe bloody quick.

Get your passports out.Get into Europe because that's the only place you might still get.value in the market.Chiomini, En -Midja, Stiller, Manu Kone, you ain't going to get value in the market in the Premier League.You're going to massively overpay for options F, G and H. If you go Belayber, you are prats, absolute prats, because Brighton have got every right to say 70 million now.This market's gone stupid.

But I don't care about that.You know, this is not our money in a bank.You know, we're not invested in Man United financially.We are football fans to be entertained.We don't control the market and neither do Man United.How's it gonna work?

or Michael Carrick at Christmas when we're losing games with a shit midfield?Are you going to talk about we were right to walk away then?No, you'll be screaming Carrick out.Just the same as you did Oli, just the same as you did Amriem, just the same as you did Mourinho.The manager is the one that you're always screaming about when we're losing games to Brentford.But this is the origin of anything that can go wrong.

It's the inability to compete at the highest level.And it's disgusting.And you know what?Michael Carrick's got a very difficult job.Get into fucking Europe now and try and rescue this window.Because I tell you what, it's already a rescue mission.

Plan A, B, C haven't been got.We're now into option D, E, and F. And they have to, have to get this right.Because if they don't, we are in big shit.Big, big shit.I wouldn't say this is unexpected.You know, I wouldn't say it's unexpected.

I would say that, you know, I thought this was coming last week.And at the weekend, we seem to I mean, it's annoying because middle of last week, I think it felt like Spurs were going to win the race.And then what's happened is over the weekend, we've sort of got this false positive that, you know, maybe everything's going to be OK.And then what's actually happened is the truth has come out.We're not going to be OK.We've lost, which is annoying.

But look, I've got to go and do the Ivory Coast game, but I just wanted to react to this quickly.Manchester United have lost the race for Fernandes.He has signed for Tottenham.End of story.End of story.Get your comments in.

I'm going over to That's Football now.We'll be back at eight o 'clock.I'll speak to you in a bit.