Meccha Chameleon (dunk's view)

We've been lied to.Mecha Chameleon isn't anything like Mecha Assault.There are no Gundam wings.There is no lock -on missiles.There is no armor -piercing rounds.To be frank, hey, it's me, Frank.

There ain't even no Chameleons in this game.You play as a little Roblox baby.There is no machinery in this game whatsoever.Except for drying machines, I guess.But what is there, is there.

Why is Yoshi smoking?

This is a $6 game only, with the soundtrack of a $0 game.Sounds like I'm playing RuneScape.The developers were extremely brave to have sound quality set to low by default.But if you switch it to Sub -Zero...

Does it just start playing that Sub -Zero song?

What in the world are you doing?What are you doing with that?

What are you doing?

That's incredible!Basically, it's like Mario Paint meets Prop Hunt.You're hiding a Roblox baby behind a plant and pretending that's business as usual.Um...

What?Why'd you - How'd you - This is - This is - That - Sean, are you a toilet plunger?

No.My hiding spots in this game were phenomenal, but because the game doesn't really work that good, I always was found out somehow due to no fault of my own.Maybe it's because I know too much about how chameleons actually operate within nature, within reality, and I try to bring those rules into the game with me, but it's more of a farce than, you know, than a skill.It seemed pretty stupid until Sean said this.When he said this, I said, oh, you can do it like that.Now, if you've been grinding this game, you probably already see where he is.

But if you haven't, can you see where Sean is hiding right now?

He's on the clothesline.He was there the whole time.

Nobody ever found him.

What?You were there?No, you weren't there the entire time.No, there's no way.There's no way.Is one of you this big fish?

When Sean said clothesline, I said, hmm.Then I thought deeply about life and I asked,how can I climb ranks in Mecha Chameleon?The ladder, of course.This was the first spot that I picked that actually worked, and you gotta admit, the funniness of this spot is pretty good.When you get a funny spot, and your friends just keep walking past you for like an hour, that's when this game starts getting good.

For $6, you get 5 maps, Hide and Seek Mansion, Hide and Seek Mansion Penguin Version, Yoshi's Oasis, and CS Office.

Look at Noah's bad spot.That worked, but mine didn't work for some reason.

You're like the worst Goomba I've ever seen!What the f - The problem with this game is that my friends are deviants who ruin chameleon mechs with their game -breakingly stupid hiding spots.How you gonna hide under the piano before we even knew you could go prone?If you do that, I hide as chips.If you hide as a udder, I hide as Undertale under the stairs.If you hide as a poster, then I hide as a little Roblox guy sitting on the toilet going poopoo right next to you.

Why were you doing that?

Because I'm always one step ahead.When you turn into a carrot, you think I'm gonna be the steak.I'm not the steak, I'm the frying pan.When you're the cabbage, I'm the flamingo.When you're the udder, I'm the paint store.When you're the fire extinguisher, I quit.

I'm playing Chameleon Twist instead now.Since this game is $6, my name is IGN, and I give this game a 6 out of 10.