Meccha Chameleon - Next Level Spots in Call of Duty!

Where are we gonna find them?Don't worry spoon.

I got you starting it here we go here we go roger roger roger dodger dick massager what excuse me i want to get up on here but oh okay and i can interesting thinking yes first time hmm first time Dude I've been locked in for the last 10 minutes

That's really small yeah, we'll play the horse penis.

Oh, what the hell are they the new default?Okay Where'd he go?

Where'd he go?Get him!Get him!

That was so good, Scotty.Oh, I'm the only one left?

Yeah, you are.Two minutes left.

Alright, I'm gonna go for a walk.Goodbye, guys.

See ya!

No!He might be a piece of trash somewhere.

I don't talk about him like that.

Yo, what are you doing with that teddy bear?Is that a teddy bear in your pocket?Are you happy to see me?

That is a teddy bear in my pocket.Has anybody seen my face yet?No, that's just my dead body on the ground.That's actually the tip of my dick.Where the hell is he?

I could snipe your ass.I could snipe your ass.

You're below somewhere!

Listen man, I'm fuckin' - I'm hard right now.I'm bricked up.I'm bricked up right now.I'm fuckin' bricked up.

Look at the brick!Look for the brick!Where the brick at?Oh shit, look at the brick!

These are way off.Look out, there's a whip on you, bitch!

He whistled and yelled - They're lurking!

They're lurking!You're not lurking anywhere!

Thumbs up for your hiding spots there.Thank you.Next map.Oh This is this is based off that zombie map

Wow kind of thing and we do Okay, well cat is pretty good no what the fuck I'm gonna Nogla, nice spot.Nogla, you're such a good painter!

And amazing!Absolutely amazing!

Thank you!And, uh, deserves to win.I'm shit, bro.No, not yet!

I just love this so much!Nogla, Jesus Christ!Whoa!

Oh, nice.Appreciate it.Guys, look at Scoob!

Look at Scoob!I know, I know, I know.What?

What about it?Oh my god.

Why why would you do that?

Okay?

That's my fucking job.I just you guys know no was literally invisible That's not that's not technically true.

I am visible, but not a naked eye And his spot deserves to be in a trailer for this game This is how not to play It's literally in my ears

I like it spoon.

Can I give it you like Nogla spot?Thank you.Thank you.Thank you Doors whistle over here.

Yeah, that's weird that you heard the whistle over there.Hold on.Hold on Nogla Did you put a little reverb on that whistle?

I'm picturing that whistle come out of his ass I want to try this one everyone in the circle Can I get in here did I find some fucking kryptonite I found some kryptonite nice Amazing Evan spots great.

Yeah, what the fuckPandas clean listen, they're clear.

They're clearing places out.

Well, can I stand up?

Oh A MASSIVE DICK!

Is that a chick with a dick?Don't tell anyone about a chick with a dick.Let's keep it for ourselves.

on the forklift right here he's trying to make a buck and be able to afford real shoes You like it your spot is still technically like it feels like a terrorist the spot, but it's nice That spot is actually amazing That was wild can you guys when you find great dialogue it was fun I JUST LOOKED AT A CHICK WITH A DICK FOR FIVE MINUTES!No one in the fucking My spoon to the left you can see him to the floor you killed Anthony.

What did he move?I looked right at that The cone was crazy.

What do you think Panda?

It's perfect So good Thank you, thank you.I couldn't finish my drawing.

I couldn't decide what I wanted to do.What?

Homer Simpson!Huh?You see me?Homer Simpson has made an appearance!On shipment!And there's donuts, Homer!

Look up there!Donuts, Homer!Mmm.Donuts.Donuts.

I don't see nobody.You know you had me you had me you had me for a second Panda, I am Marge Simpson figure Homer.

Oh I don't know what her face looks like.

I'm assuming it's similar.

I'm gonna do some target practice just to get a feel for itof the controls here?

Yeah.

Alright, just shoot this target right here, just to practice.

I'm aiming right for the bullseye, hold on.No!Don't!

Oh my gosh, you got someone, Anthony!Good job!Right in the kisser!

Vanoss, Vanoss, look behind, look in the corner, Vanoss!What?

What corner?

Look in the corner.

Corner.This one?

Oh my god, what are these toxic plants?What the fuck are you doing?

What's the - I actually - what were you?

What were you?I thought I killed Gilear.

Fucking - Are you not - Have you ever seen a police officer with a facial tumor?

It looks good if you're parallel with it, but you can see To be to be fair when you when you started Venice you look right at that donut sign, huh?

That's true.You look right at that sign

It's fuckin' neck.It's fuckin' neck.It's goiter busted.

Damn, everybody whistling.

Whistling can be overwhelming.Just find the - Oh, you guys didn't care my farce, fuckin' hell.

It's like I'm surrounded by - Like, it's in my skull.Are you surrounded?I might be.I might be hallucinating this entire thing.Delirious, that is crazy.

My goal was just the damager here in the corner.

Sorry.I would have given you more dialogue, but shooting you was He says turtle Come out.

Also, I sniped your ass, Vulcan.Got your ass.

Fuck you, man.You look at my hand when I popped out, you'd kill me.Got your ass.15 seconds.They're whistling a lot.I'm in the crate.

Which crate?

Which one?I'm not including Hide and Seek on a painting game.

I guess you're wrong.He's not including Hide and Seek on a painting game.Why is he playing Hide and Seek?He's goddamn ketchup and mustard.Look at their eyes.

Where's her eyes?Turn around.Where, dude?What the fuck?I did not see.

The first time I've even seen the Frank turn it upside down you idiot says I win What map is this oh my goodness what is overstimulating I'm gonna be a skeleton

don't care.

I'm gonna do what I think you're gonna do I'm a question am I you're perfect.

You're amazing Mustn't go to Hogwarts this year I've got to go

It sounds close Trying to paint using because the blood right if I use the blood to paint over me it would have been really whatever Who's alive still?

Yes, I mean based on this map it had to be I've got a block Anthony you're gonna hate yourself I'm glad we're having fun.

You're actually helping me by the way I am yes you are why is my spot so bad it makes you look better I Hmm.No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, if you hit V while you're looking at me you understand no good here What's it?

What's this shirt say?

Okay, I didn't finish it I gave her big ol' boobies.Oh my god!

Wait a second.

Delirious, I'm just...I just have to noticing something.

This was a Simpsons character.

Give me a mastectomy.Oh shit.Whoops.Look away.Thank there.We go.

Oh my God Me being white harry potter was honestly pretty unfortunate Jump up I cast a huge shadow on the map of a giant starfish.

Pretty incredible.

Ryan, move a little bit.There we go.

So much better.There's three people.Where'd the third go?

That was about time, honestly.It's Anthony.Anthony's still alive.He's popping off.

This takes so much knowledge and skill oh my goodness the fact that he's still alive is fuckinginsane.

Yeah, he's got 5 ,000 points legit.

This game is amazing.I'd even...

I'd even cheese it.

Yeah, get a good look at those old pages that book just fart Oh man I need to order some pickles right now.

It's like a pregnancy She was pregnant, bro Yeah, yeah, why the fuck am I everywhere on this map This is my tactical vest no way we need more time.Oh my god.This is oh

Is this like to catch a predator episode?

Look, she looks just like her.Oh my god.That's beautiful.

Corporal, why don't you find the difference between these two photos?

Nogla, what in the fuck?Nogla's gone.Alright, I got it.I don't know how, I don't know what it is.You're such a fucking weasel.

I don't know what I fucking did, what are you mad at me for?

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, I'm here with my mom.

Yeah, your mom's actually on the couch downstairs.

That's my pasta.That's my pasta.It's so good.

Wow, nice aborted.What was Spoon, what was he?A mother -like child, I guess.Oh my god, you killed a damn child?

You you killed his mother, so what did he have left to live for fuck is that Brian?

Oh my god?

Just stay like yeah, I think that's good Oh, actually, yes.It's good, actually.It's really good.

It's really good.It's really good.Hey, listen, listen, man.Hey, how you doing?Don't kill him yet.Don't kill him yet.

You want some cabbage?

I'll take some cabbage.

One of them's gonna get placed in my asshole, and you're gonna have that one.The one that goes in my asshole.

But I wanted that one.Hey, where you at?Don't take that.4 -0, where you at?Donny.

Backyard of that house we were in.Don't tell him, man.Don't tell him.Legitly back here.

The lyrics once that ass cabbage if he was You want some ass cabbage Wow, you really didn't find him, okay, he's not back there you Yeah, and one of them is a fucking cabbage Because I was letting you find them Make a wish man.

No, it's because it was ban on Brian is literally making this so simple Check the cabbages And they were not working so he just Oh, Evan, I like it.

Yeah, it's a bitch -ass spot right here.Yeah.Ooh, no glove.That is a bitch -ass spot right there.Nope.They ain't never gonna find it.

That's insane.Hey, where's Brian?Let's see.Oh, pasta's nice.I'm trying to miss his thoughts, dude.

What happened?Oh my god.dude!

It's just a Catholic woman!Just a Catholic woman dropped by!

By your baby spoon?Back to Harry Potter, fetus deleted!

Aborted!

It's my sidekick That's really the side of you.You think?

You think?

I kept lying.The new bro town.Dad get in the shower.Yeah, you can't read that shit.I got tired of reading it.

Jibberish.Wait, 4 -0.That's amazing.I love it.

Oh my god, delirious.You got delirious.

Oh Where's nobody you'll never find this the starfish underneath the truck he will

You had about three pixels exposed, even if you're laying prone in front of the truck.

Look at Delirious.I'm just unhappy.Take your retard to work day.I just realized, Brian, that you...I didn't even realize you did that until now.

Hi.

Batman and R .

T .

A .R.Holy, I didn't see Batman!

Where are we gonna find him?

Like it don't worry spoon I got you Oh I look up to you.

I look up to you.I look up to you.

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I look up to you.

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I look up to you.I look up to you.

I look Mannequins dick mannequins dick

I wouldn't give it away that he's on whistle whistle Yeah, I whistled, I whistled, I whistled.Spawned looking at her.

I don't know where we spawned.

We spawned right here.

No, you did not spawn there.That's not where you spawned.

I was a hood ornament.Where?Yeah.

Where?

You guys walked around the car, too.Oh, there she is on the car over here.Look.Yeah, you walked past me.

Very good.

You get a G. Thank you.This is a shit spot.

Perfection.

Yeah, I'm just shit at this game.This is a shit spot.

I got my 10 second RCXD clip.That's all I needed.Alright, Vanoss, we have to go.

You see what I am?

Oh yeah, dude.

Brian that's good.Oh my god, we're never gonna find these gay boys.Come on now.Are they being gay?Yeah being gay.God damn it.

Get out of the window you slow fuck I just saw Nova's character.

Yeah, I'm tired.

Did you see that whole thing?

Did you see that?I saw that.I saw that.

That was incredible.Have you seen my spot?

I'm terrified of moving.One second.

Look at Wildcat.Wildcat.Look at Wildcat's eyebrows.

He's like, something doesn't look right around here.

Thank you, thank you, and then there's fucking dumb and dumber Genius ingenious, sir.

Would you like some Christmas presents wildcat?Oh?

First hand some Christmas presents from Santa Claus You should whistle I can't get over this.

I can't whistle directly for the whistle.Oh, you whistled over here?I think he's in here.You're close.You're - you know I can - I'm over there, Noguchi.

That's so many times Like I looked at it from like, I don't know like here and I was like, I'm going on that thing we would have never been I'm tired.

That's when delirious was laughing.

I sent this on the road

Pando What were you?

I was a security guard at the aquarium because I ran out of time.