Meet the New Steam Hardware 👀

Would you guys like to meet the new members of my family? Your what? Introducing the Steam Machine!

Yo, what's up?

And the Steam Frame! Yo, mother.

Uh-oh.

So, Steam Machine, you're a PC? I'm a PC with the ease of use of a console. You got a problem with that? Wait a second, my next generation was gonna be that. Well, you're too freaking late! You blew your chance with that Xbox ally crap! And Steam Frames, you're just a VR headset? Ha! Just a VR headset, no. I am the bridge between flat screen gaming and virtual reality.

A bridge that he should have made long ago! Well that's not very nice. So you play flat screen games and VR games? And Preppy? Even more than that. I wouldn't get too nervous yet, Breadbox.

I wouldn't get too nervous yet, Breadbox. Why's that?