Finally, what are you gonna do pal about to ask you the same thing?Did you not see my blinker?Nope, then you're blind cuz it's on looking at you I'm guessing it was on the whole way here.I got all day and satellite radio I got two books on tape a space blanket and a protein bar in the glove box I will sleep here if I have to we're not moving, but we are let's go Manny Well, well nice you to finally show up.
What's happening?
You're an official fair cop your wife volunteered What is it?It's for charity.People pay for you to arrest and throw somebody in jail for 10 minutes.
And here comes your partner.What's up?Oh, no.I'm not working with this clown.Hey, bucket list.That was my space and you know it.
Tell it to my car.
You know where to find it.Hey, just pin these on and get to work.
Nope.Can't do the badge.My wife just bought me this shirt.If I ruin it, she'll kill me.Afraid you'll ruin your blouse.It's a shirt.
She bought it at the men's department, so it's a shirt.
Here's your first arrest.Word on the midway is she's tougher than she looks.Think you can handle it?
Why couldn't I handle it?
Because she's your daughter.
Why are you acting weird?I'm not acting weird.Got her.I'm afraid you are under arrest.
Dad, tell him I can't do this right now.
Can't do this.You have been charged with unlawful sexiness and possession of a hot booty.That is wrong.Guilty as charged.Stop it.Alright, ten minutes in the slammer.
No, I can't.How the hell are you so dressed up for a school fair anyway?
Why?Because my shirt has buttons?Is that silk?Get your vanilla fingers away from my shirt.Blouse.Okay, you wanna talk about clothes?
Let's talk about clothes.See, you look like some kind of old washed up golf pro, drank his way off the tour, and is one step away from writing a suicide note with one of them little pencils.Sorry, I didn't mean that.
You wouldn't have said it if you didn't mean it.I don't have the body to wear the clothes they make today, so I dress comfortable.
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Get started freeYou're in shape, man.What are you, late 50s?
Come on.
You know I'm not.I'm serious.You look like you live at the gym.I do some walking.
Yeah?
One more arrest and we can hang up our badge.Jail time.Is it bad?You're gonna be fine.We were almost out.I didn't want it to end like this.
Don't you do that.It's not over.I need you to tell my wife what happened.You're gonna tell her yourself.
She's standing right there and she looks pissed.
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