
Boys one block minecraft gun battles. Here's the deal. We all start out one block. They're already getting money. They're already getting money Here's the deal you use that money to get better guns. Whoever reaches the final gun first wins the game Show the final gun kinda Alright, let's do this Wow. Okay, so I just got It was only like two seconds so, you know building to mid I'm building to mid you are mid I just got another diamond pickaxe
Okay, why did somebody give me gravel? Yeah, I have so much gravel How am I cheating? Okay. So what as you can see on the right we're getting we get money Wait, he just bought tier one block tier two block. No, so that gave you a gun didn't it no way they gave him a gun no Admin you have to give us seven blocks not six what's wrong with you Wait I got logs Boy I gotta go back how do I go okay?
So you got to throw out the drop portal thingy that takes you back to the island and look here's all the different blocks Oh, you can go up to tier so So we're at tier one for 25. Now we can get tier two.
Oh.
Yeah. And that should give us a gun, right?
No, it gives you a block, Dumbo.
I have a block.
Why are you- In your inventory. Why are you both looking at me? a gun though. Alright, so if I drop the tier two block. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay. Oh no, I need to mine this. Oh! Okay, okay. That's how I figured it out. I figured it out. I figured it out. No, he's just catching up. Wait, no, where did the gun go? There we go. There we go. Okay, so you get money from breaking those blocks now. I think I get five per block for five dollars
I'd say per I say per oh an armor. Oh
Sorry, and I think you get more money. Hold on how much armor is this four and two? Okay, and I think you get more money whenever you kill people What'd you buy tier two that's cheating you can't do that All right, I'm going to the middle I'm going to the middle hold on no I got a p90. All right. I got a P right now. Okay, we take a pee break honestly down. Don't mind me I throw up pant boots. I want to get I want to get to the middle Okay, so I got to go back here and break this one
So I can get building blocks to go to the middle. Uh, wait, I can I can see I can see them
See who?
Am I hitting someone right now? This gun doesn't go far enough. Wait, who is that? Wait, who is that one? Who am I shooting are you shooting?
Someone I don't know. Maybe not me. Oh
Probably sit those are you taking any damage? Yeah, you got half a heart on me. Oh No, John has here for that's insane. Okay. All right. I gotta go to three You're ugly, all right, I'm gonna. I got a great tier three. I got a great tier three. Am I in tier three? You're poor, you can't. You're ugly! Alright, I'm gonna throw that out.
Me ugly!
There we go. And then go into the portal. There we go. Alright, tier three. Tier two, tier three. One honey. That's a honey. Yeah!
Wait, you only bought tier three, you idiot.
You're idiot and ugly. Where's Sigils? He's not even talking. Say it Josh. EEN. Oh there he is, now he's finally talking. Give me EEN. Thanks for your input.
All right, give me that, give me that.
All right, I gotta go to the middle.
I gotta kill these idiots.
I gotta go to bed.
Shut up idiot.
You're an idiot ugly pimple mouth. Okay, I'm here, hold on, good. Now I need to go back. There we go. And then I mind this and I need to get to 200 You do sound like that. Well, I got a shotgun. It's actually kind of freaky. You're freaky Why don't these guns have scopes? Huh? Do we hate progress here? Oh the P90 has scopes Yeah, but that's a default scope that just comes with it If you know anything about guns, you know that you can't make a P90 without a scope otherwise just called the 90 Huh, he stands for scope who put a portal back in the spawn?
I don't know, but it looks it looks at you. It like glares at you as you walk by and Tier four we got copper. Yeah, you're cheating
Wait you got I don't want you guys feel intimidated, but I do have a
I'm gonna drop that right there. There we go. All right. What's this give I? Need better guns mean what is this? Oh, that's a lot of damage. Hold on. That's better than no That's not better than a as well, but it has better range. I think here we go. Who's that? Oh that gave me a hundred and fifty dollars, that's it I was going easy on you, but now I'm gonna have to take it seriously shooting me Well, I'm trying to build to the mid I'll protect you. He's gonna kill you. Yep. All right sitting up
Yeah turns out this gave me powder to build with awesome, oh no, oh no that does damage that hurts that hurts that hurts
I don't want to get lit up. Oh
Okay, yeah, wait the world tier 5 wait he's on tier 5 see you guys later
How are you not?
It's final tier $5,000. Oh boy. Tier five. That's it? 400. Yeah, tier five.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay. There's my tier five. Now I got to build around it. Hold on. Let me cook. You don't want, who's, there we go. Go. I'm gonna say man. I stayed what is happening. So it's a bully crap me What is that what was that what was that? What was why nothing was what he's camping me. What is this helmet II armor three armor knockback resistance?
That's really good though five armor six armor. Oh, that's really good
What is this are three
Slime boots grants jump boost. Okay, I'll take it. No. No read it again. It says grands Yeah, but I don't want to make fun of them. They're probably not English On this gun, yeah 1614 I'll try this one just pushing me then I'm not pushing I'm trying to go to mid You are mid. Okay. Well, that's why yeah, well, don't be there. Okay, that's a lot of armor Okay, that's a lot of armor and a lot of knock back resistance. All right, cool. Hey, look what's here on bind? How we got a fight we got to make Zod die to death. Okay, what's in the middle? Is anything special? I need to go get the next thing. Oh, there's a lot of poop butt fart, I think. Wait, where are you? Wait, where's Zod?
No, no, no. Where is Zod?
I'm not fighting you. Just go away.
Oh, there you are. Ow! Oh, there you are.
I have a sun helmet.
Okay, you are, that's it.
I'm gonna pickle you. Now I need to go to tier six. All right, give me a new gun. What the heck is this? HKG3 battle rifle, 12 damage. Wait, this is kind of worse. That's doo-doo, I don't want that. Is it doo-doo futton part? What is this?
Slime helmet, grand jump boost. Okay, I need the full set of slime so I can grand jump boost. I thought we weren't gonna make fun of that. Hmm. I'm not how do you win this? Where do you explain how to win you dinglebutt? You never tell me admin. Where is my food? I got it Oh gosh, so great. Sorry scar battle. That's good. Hold on. Yeah You want to see these scars? Calm down. I was I was just testing. All right
Why do you say all right, you want to do this I want to do it. Yeah, what's up with you? I'm cookie, but here we go wait. I can get the next I can get the next here hold on can I? Already told how much is the next year? That's not a rule you said it was who pickles pickles are you talking to?
What is this?
Three armor, okay. This is doodoo, but fart nugget, but okay, okay damage 25 repeating shot
Seven all right here watch what I had to buy really fast ready. Are you ready? Yeah?
Hey guys, we got to stop him. Holy shotgun Wait do I win if I buy the last one no typhoon II there is no winning There's only losing upgraded armor helmet resistance to pingle winkle my little tingle You're an adult by the way, no you said it uh rocket launcher that seems fun who's with me you can't have that I fire my mic sometimes. Okay. Wait. Oh, hold on. What does this shotgun do? Oh, what does this rocket launcher do? Probably rocks your launcher. What do you think?
How come I can't shoot this rocket big show boys? Oh, you have to hold it Yeah, kind of okay, I got the armor, okay drop that put that on I need full resistance Yes, we got the pants full resistance. Okay need the pan the our boys. We got full resistance. There we go I don't want any What type of guy you know what I mean? I don't know. I mean, okay. What is this gun? What is that I see you see me yes gotta go who is in the middle You broke my thing
Yeah, I'll do it again freak. Can't go again freak. Okay, this little water gun is terrible What is the water gun do it traps people and then you can think late him I don't believe in dingle lady Okay, you got to stop breaking builds and I can't get to the middle and it makes me sad. Yeah, that was the idea I'm gonna go sabotage other people now. See you later. Yeah, thanks for nothing. This gun is so bad. I don't know what it does Buddy, where are you? I'm saying sup? You got rocketed Sunday what hi whatever minigun
Okay, I just insta-died what What is, I need to go get that next tier. That's crazy.
Next tier.
This armor, by the way, it gives me 16 armor,
10 armor toughness, 50 knockback resistance.
Oh, okay.
Hey, I shot him with a rocket and he didn't even like,
it did two hearts.
Yeah.
Oh my God. Okay, I need to get this. No, no, no, I need to get this. No, no, no. I need to get this. Here we go. You don't need to. Oh, remember when you killed me at the shop? Hey, how much is the next tier? Just out of curiosity. Here we go. A lot. I think the final tier is like, what was it? Twenty thousand or something?
Yeah, but tier eight. What's tier eight?
Hold on. There we go.
Six, seven.
Give me that. damage on that. I was given a given something. No, I'm not like I found I found in another sniper Shotguns are kind of yeah, I found it If all you can't do that sound nice. I need to get this I need to get this full set full set full set full set look at this arm. I need the pants Is that done? Is that done? Don't touch me
Again I was given a Barrett From the gifts of the God no you're cheating Sure, so I can't come back you're mean so do hey, I'm busy. Why are you like this? How did you one-shot me? I have a bear that one shots through this armor. Oh, yeah, that's crazy I'll do it again right here Actually, by the way
Why 11,000! We gotta stop him boys
Oh you need a target Sizzle
Don't target me! I think it's 20,000 I'm trying to run to the middle Okay well you shot at me
I did it!
No I missed! I tried to miss I missed on purpose That's crazy is a minigun is crazy Your head From my spawn who's doing it nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody what do you have an RPG no serious and Who's shooting me from my spawn? Who's doing it? Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody.
Why do you have an RPG? No serious.
And Zud shot me from his spawn.
Okay, chill.
Wait, why are you guys teaming?
Get Siddles, get Siddles.
Got him.
Yeah.
Chill.
Yeah, I didn't have a shot.
I didn't have an ammo. Oh, no, let him cook let him cook through the leaves. That's insane. That's actually saying hey take this How oh I missed again, oh I tried to try to dunkle pingle, okay, okay, listen, listen new rule new rule You can't shoot people on their their bridges anymore. That's the new rule. Okay, why do you come up with this rule? We have the rule huh? Evan make kills count for a thousand per kill. Yeah, oh my god
Yeah, that's just in his base grinding by the way
Sundy I was still on my bridge said you can't do it that way you have to fight for it admin make that one give zero dollars all these rule changes we hit those crazy we hit those call me how much health did you have three yeah okay okay okay okay I don't like the mini gun it's kind of dude you shot me when I was on my bridge that's not true that is true Who is this? What's the point of rules? I don't believe in rules. I'm blowing up the bridge, not you. I had a plan. What was your plan, Stan, Uncle Pan? Where are you?
I'm nowhere but everywhere.
What? Oh, I settled down.
That's crazy.
RPG out, Sundeep.
Oh, we hit those!
Ow.
Where were you?
RPG.
Half a heart. Literally half a heart.
Maybe use a different gun, coward. Okay. I just wanna win, forget him. I'm not you're about to land but nobody listens to me when I listen this counts as my bridge stop it
Sorry I said sorry hello, where's Biffle where's Biffle RPG? You can't kill me when I'm on my bridge wait, so that 19. Oh, no, we need to take that out, right?
Whoever gets this next kill. Oh
I know you have to mine it
That was easy
That's crazy. I'm not on my thing yet. You can't you can't shoot me. You're such a coward. You're such a coward I'm on my bridge get off Sunny no no I fall I falling no scope Tim there we go Zod Zod you're a bad person. No, no, no Let's go What's happening?
Looks sad
Give me the points. I need them. Where are you?
I'm so scared. Stop it
I saw you. Yes. Yes. Yes. Give me it. I bought it. No, I don't want to kill you now. No, no, you're good You can stay here. No, goodbye
He got away. Okay, final tier. Let's put this down. Put it down, go around, right there. There it is. Okay, if I, do I break it?
I open it. No, I break it. Oh, this takes, but whoever breaks it first.
Oh gosh.
What did I just buy? What is this? Killing an entity, upon use, this gun kills all other players in the area. No aim required. Grants a million per use.
Wait, what?
Hey, what? No, no, no.
No, no, no. I can't break my chest.
Yeah, because he already did.
Oh.
Ow! Hey.
Oh. Great.
Okay, sick dude. Oh Wait, oh I'm in the middle
Hey
Hey look at my money look at
60 million doll hairs
That's six million. That's six. I have just like the up Hey, for numbers. Is this spot, is this, are you guys?
Stop!
Boys, hit the like button and subscribe button. That was pretty good, I like that. That was pretty good, I like that. You guys are, oh gosh, now they're fighting.
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