Minecraft Pro VS 1000 Player Civilization

I'm about to battle an entire civilization of over 1000 players all by myself in order to save my best friend on our Minecraft server, Eggchan, who's being held hostage in the heart of their empire. You see, it all started when we were just chilling in our base, when suddenly...

Bro help me bro help.

What?

What the?

Dude wake up!

What is going on?

Dude, I don't know.

A massive army had pulled up and they were trying to kill us.

Hello? What is going on?

Dude, I don't know.

I was just, I was just killing.

Up the tree, up, up, up.

Why are you on the trees?

Because we're trying to evade them. Oh my God, my frame rate.

Who are these people?

Are you good? Yo, just follow me, bro. I got us. No, I'm in protection too. I don't have armor. Okay, Bronbo, I got us. I got us, bro. If we get them to a flat area, I can orbital strike. I have access to the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft, the orbital strike cannon. If we can lure this army to a flat area, I can call down a nuke on them, defeating them

all in to die.

However, this army was prepared.

How? Yo, how did only five people die from that? Wait what? My most powerful weapon had failed.

Uh oh.

That's bad. And with my armor breaking, it was looking like I was about to lose my only life on the unstable SMP. There was only one way for us to survive this scenario. Don't get cornered!

Dude there's too many.

There's only one way out of this.

I have to sacrifice myself.

How have you come to this conclusion?

Dude, they want to take me hostage, bro. They were telling me they want to take me hostage. I don't think we could lose them.

Okay.

But they're going to kill you if they take you hostage.

They won't kill me, dude. to what hostage taking is. I don't, it does a big word bro. Whatever. Like, I, just keep going bro. I'm gonna turn myself in, please.

Because of Egg's sacrifice, I was able to escape the army, but I now had to somehow save him. You see, I normally could take on an army like this completely the army, but I now had to somehow save him. You see, I normally could take on an army like this completely by myself, but I kinda got a little lazy, I was pretty focused on building my house, and I haven't grinded any pvp equipment in the last forever, but I can't lose sight of the army in egg or else I'm never gonna be able to find him

again. So instead of my usual brute force, I would have to come up with a genius plan. Okay, I don't really have a plan. I just need to not get spotted. No way that guy saw me. Okay. Luckily, I was able to take out the two players that spotted me, and it looked like the rest of the army was heading away, so they didn't notice. But I then realized that the players in this army were using Turtle Master potions, which give resistance 4, meaning that for the duration of the potion, the user is effectively immortal. The only explanation was that the army had been preparing specifically to fight me, but without much of another choice, I decided to

trail the army. The army was pretty massive, how did someone just fall off some vines and die? Making following them undetected incredibly easy, and eventually after trailing them for a while, they stopped in a desert. Wait, they're stopping?

What the- Hello, hello.

Looks like they're having a meeting or something.

Remember our deal. You may only have Eggshan as long as we eventually get Wemboo. When Wemboo attacks, send a messenger and we will come.

Wait, what? They're leaving? Where did Egg go? Oh my god I just like completely lost him. There's so many names. I think he went this way. There's two different groups. Dude, like this is actually just doing the most.

Okay, I'm gonna follow this group because I think this one is Egg. Oh that looks like something. A little castle. Oh, they're totally gonna bring Egg inside of there.

Okay.

I think their cave broke.

You know, I really don't look subtle with this giant purple shield, but I think I'm hidden enough, hopefully. The large group of players entered into the cave with Egg Chan, leaving only a few guards behind. If I could manage to take one of these guards out and steal their equipment, I would have a chance of battling the army and saving Egg. Alright, let's see what we can do.

Yo, um, hey, so you guys appear to have, you guys appear to have taken my, my friend hostage with the giant army. I'm not a game.

Hello?

How are you guys hitting through my shield? Okay, dude, you're actually guys hitting through my shield? Okay, dude, you're actually gonna break my shield. What? Hello?

Any of you want to talk?

Okay.

Okay.

Well, why is there a skull cube? Okay, they definitely know I'm here now. You know, this was actually a really stupid idea now that I think about it. Okay, I probably should have just killed them. Oh God, okay. So that's a trimmed person. Yeah, you were talking you have a microphone so

You're just so not intimidating So you okay. So so can I at least get an explanation of what you you bring it? You guys brought an army of a thousand people to come to my friend's base or to come to my my base and kidnap my friend. Can I get a little, a little bit of an explanation, please? And you now have him in this castle.

Oh, we just felt like taking him.

Thank you, bro. Thank you. But yeah, that that really lines up with what I overheard you talking with. You're welcome. I'm not stupid, I know you're lying to me, but whatever.

Alright guys, let's capture him as well.

Wait, wait, wait, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Dude, I'm in protection to armor, you're that much of a coward where you need to have these guys help you as well? You really want to lead by example by folding a 1v1 against an armorless dude? I will take you myself. Okay, um, I, okay, I did not think this far through. I don't even have a shield. Uh, you want to give me an explanation of what's going on before you die or?

I mean I don't plan on dying.

Oh wow, you do a lot of damage. Yeah, okay. I see that now Let's stop him. Ha. Still damages your armor when I do that.

You think so?

Oh wait, by mining Skulk and collecting its XP, this player was able to mend his armor, whereas my pants had just broken. With his attacks now dealing half my health per hit, I came up with a last ditch plan. Alright, well, I'm dead if I mess this up, but I'm kinda dead regardless if I don't try this, so uh, well, I hope this works. Where did his pants go? Where did the pants go? Oh my god, this is god armor.

Dude.

Oh, okay.

Yep, they're definitely coming

uh what the what what hello uh guys if we're fighting here, these wardens are going to aggro us. Hey bro, um... No, you're not on me. No, you're not on- dude, oh my god! What even did I just hear? Yo, that guard died!

Okay, this is the part where I get out of here.

Oh my god. Dude!

Okay.

Well, um, I think they know I'm coming now, so they execute egg so uh uh uh oh wait I can fix my armor with this so if I just break this this should mend all my equipment okay nice so that dude just genuinely like donated me god armor because he thought he could beat me in a 1v1 I'm still missing a lot of stuff but like I'm probably good enough although egg definitely cannot survive by himself I do still have to lot of stuff, but like I'm probably good enough. Although egg definitely cannot survive by himself I do still have to be careful of Wardens though

Wardens are an actual threat players players not so much Which is why why do I hear one? Yeah, I don't have any wind charges or rockets, so... Oh, you're there. Alright, you know what we're gonna do? We're just gonna use one of these to fly. That did not go as high as it needed to.

I said we're gonna use one of these to fly. Oh my god, it hit me out of the thing We're gonna walk. We're just gonna walk it whatever I don't mind me don't mind me Okay, because of Swift Stake I can stay crouched and actually move really quickly, which... I can mend with this. I don't like I don't their armor I'm assuming that I What just happened? Where is that?

My entire screen is pitch black and I can't see anything. Why does it keep flashing black? I can't...

What?

What is that? Alright, I'm getting distracted. Okay, yeah, there's definitely just a warden somewhere. I feel like I'm gonna just die. Oh, here's the streaker. You know what?

I'm just going to leave here before I spawn a warden and alert everyone to my presence.

Seems like a good idea. Come back down. the ♪♪

♪♪ I feel like they're just gonna kill Egg if I go in guns blazing so I want to find him and get him out. The responsible thing to do. This is kind of crazy though, it's like an ancient city. So sneak is so OP, cause I can just like... If I was a betting man I feel like he'd be in the massive castle, but... Okay, I have an idea to distract him.

Okay, you know what?

We're just gonna dig. I'm just gonna start digging. Can I, can I, can I swim?

Hello?

Please?

Game? Thank you. Why is this mud? I'm the stealth master. I'm digging into more names tags. Oh, wait, creeps be. I should just look like a knight from afar, right? Yeah, yeah, right yeah yeah they don't as long as i stay crouched

good day oh this is the stab shot the scope soup is scoops soup oh my god shut up just so we won't be hurt sir bro shut the heck up bro give me the paper thank you hey it's called

skulk soup shot oh it's beat ruse super he just renamed it hey, get it right. I spent effort. I'm the bartender.

I'm just kidding.

I get it.

Okay.

Wow.

Where's your army?

I thought you guys were supposed to help us.

It's Skull Soup.

I don't care about no Skull Soup.

Wimpy.

I'm the bartender.

I'm the bartender.

I'm the bartender.

I'm the away the meat. I'm throwing away the meat. I'm throwing away the meat.

It's Skulk Soup. I don't care about no Skulk Soup. Wembo ain't here. I'm trying to drink my Bee Roost Soup. Can you just shut up

and leave me alone bro, please?

Oh my.

Well why do you even want to capture Wembo anyways?

Listen, buddy. you gotta shut up, okay? That's for me to know and you not to know, okay? So just stick to the deal, and you guys have Egg Channel, right? So it's fine. The army will be here soon, and don't worry one little bit, okay? It's all gonna be all right.

Fine, fine. All right. Here, have some more soup down.

Thank you, appreciate it.

I appreciate it, appreciate it.

Army. Okay, there's no names over here, so there's no way that they have an egg here. I just have to check those names and then castle. I'm meant to be here bro, look I'm a knight. Oh, okay! Wait, actually, I should just be able to like... You know what, I'm just gonna...

Oh, they're fishing. Okay, I don't think they just leave egg out to fish. Which leaves the giant castle in the back of the civilization. So I really feel like if they had a high value player they'd probably put him in this castle. I don't want to call that another stab shot though because it would draw too much attention. It's just me, a regular knight of the civilization.

See I look completely- why is this guy staring right at the entrance like a genuine envy?

There is no way that that guy is the leader of the there.

Wait. Oh. The master of stealth strikes again! I feel like I'm about to appear in the middle of a giant room and someone is going to see

me.

Oh, uh, I should cover this up. Why am I in the middle of a giant? How do I even get out of this situation? Oh wait I can still break and plate. Why, like, I don't know why I keep forgetting that I can do that. No eggshan, no eggshan.

I should probably fill this behind me. That's cool.

Wow. Thank you.

Just don't kill me, dude. I've been here for so long. I've been on this server for two years, bud.

Just tell us what you need to know.

I don't need to know nothing. What are you talking about?

No, tell us what you need to know. What do you guys need to know I don't need no nothing what are you talking about what

do you guys you know I'll tell anything I hear you're the lower hold of the

servant we want to know about the abandoned civilization about 20 million

blocks away wait that's all you wanted to know yeah why don't you just tell I would have come here willingly well I yeah Yeah, I know a ton about that place.

I took extensive notes.

That's perfect.

Yeah.

Hold on, let me look in my notebook.

I can tell you everything you need to know.

You're going to hand me that journal.

Hand it over now. What?

I'm not doing that.

This is like the entire library's worth of content here. No, stop, stop. I don't want to give you this. This is a hundred pages.

Are you going to kill me?

The cage?

With the bell?

You could have just asked me, I would have just told you what's in it.

Are we serious? Uh, Egg, Egg, follow me.

Okay. Am I going to the cage still?

Yeah, we got you still.

In the cage.

What?

You got tricked, buddy.

It's okay.

Are we serious? Dude, what? What the heck? He just fabricated a scam?

Like, what the heck is that? Stupid.

Oh wait I gotta save.

Oh wait hold on.

Oh look he forgot the mission. the I'm just gonna sit here till I'm brain dead. How do I get across this gap without drawing attention to myself? I've always had the knife.

Help. Help me! always happening heeeelp Bro, please, I could tell you, like, knowledge that you won't even be able to comprehend. I could tell stories, like... Just help me, bro, please, I need this.

How does he- how does he not see me?

Help me!

Wait, can't I just break out?

Wait, I think I can do it. Oh Dude, oh my, hello? If I talk they're going to hear me, but I don't know how he doesn't see me.

How does he not see me?

How did he not see me?

Hold on. Oh! We just gonna dig out of here? Yeah.

What about my book?

What?

My book.

What about your book?

They took it.

Whatever bro, just make a new one

um yeah I have an idea this might be a little stupid, but low key, it would also be genius if it worked. This should go to the surface. Bro, your enderpearl and I'm going to, I'm going to strike you with my cannon.

Okay.

You're going to strike my enderpearl and I'm gonna strike you with my cannon okay? You're gonna strike my enderpearl with your cannon?

Yes. Yeah oh my god I'm burning help.

Help me.

How do you want me to help you?

Water! Yeah thank you.

I'm still on fire.

Alright alright there we go.

Ow I'm burning.

Ready?

Yeah.

Set.

Go.

Ah look he forgot to strike. Yeah. Set. Go. Ah, look, he forgot to strike. Wait, coming down, coming down.

Oh my god, oh my god, they're gonna see that. I'm stuck in a block.

Jump down! Wait, better idea, better idea, better idea.

Oh god, people are...

Yo, bro.

Do you have a bow? Do you have a bow? Shoot that guy, shoot that guy. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I have an idea, I have an idea. You're gonna have to pull this up. Oh yeah, loot their armor, loot their armor, loot their armor.

Put on their armor right now, right now, right now,

right now, right now.

Okay.

I only got one piece okay we'll get a gate I got caps okay okay put those two

beats on right now right now right now right now right now faster okay okay get the boots okay now stand on the bedrock and do this. All right, you see what I'm doing right now? Look down and jump with your shield. Stand on the bedrock now.

All right, you're doing that?

I think so. You Okay, you know what? Oh the the the Oh my god. here

why did I die? what am I gonna do with the bow? the bow is the most terrible weapon in the game

oh my god What the? what the okay

your wembley what I thought you were saying why are you here why are you here

I have a handoff it It has everything you desire.

Okay, escape. We need to escape these people. Where are you? Dying?

That's gonna tell me where you are.

I'm in the sugar cane.

Here, pick this up.

I'm gonna drop it to you.

No, no, no, no, no, there's too many people.

We need to, we need to, we need to, okay. Mind to this wall, get ready. Why would that work? What do you mean? I'm in the wall right now. It worked perfectly fine. I kid. Okay, okay. I'm drawing your attention. Yo, I'm already out of the wall, bro. All right, dig into the wall yourself. Dig into the wall yourself. Right now.

Okay, I got you.

I'm low on speed. speed oh that's really bad

I'll be there bro patience dude I'm just gonna drop I'm gonna drop the no they can hear you stop talking Stop talking! Wait, do you want me to place a drop? Shh!

Eggs are talking. Egg talk, where are you?

In a wall?

Okay, I'm digging to your voice. Keep talking. Sing a song or something.

Okay, wait, wait, wait.

I think you're above me.

I think you're above me.

Wait, they're mining to me too, though.

They're using the same tactic.

Block up, block up, block up.

Okay, shh, shh, shh. They're coming from all sides. Be quiet, be quiet, be all sides be quiet be quiet be quiet What the? Yo, where did you get this from? I spoke to the lord, the great sage of the

sea. What? Wait, when did you talk? How are you friends with this guy? Okay, whatever. Why didn't you give me this before?

No, they're here, they're here, they're here.

Yo, pop me, pop me, pop me, pop me, pop me potions.

I don't have, my whole inventory's full. Wait, what, I don't have, wait, I do have a potion.

I need to get in the walls.

Yeah, yeah.

Wait, what is this armor? This is actually really good.

Dude.

We're locking. the Wow! Turtle Master really makes me just do literally nothing. so I just looked outside.

What where are you?

Wait, where are you? There's like a lot of them coming. I'm talking the same thousand player army is coming back, dude. Okay, well, uh, loot now loot now loot now or we or I may have to run

we

I'm running regardless actually just find somewhere to hide. Um

Dude it's a thousand players. Do you think they might find me though?

No, because I'll be I'll be keeping them very busy but um okay but

I'll be right here okay looking at me was it just waving to the guys we see you just had this gear

the entire time I did but it was only for emergencies. Okay, but wasn't that a battle at the start an emergency?

I didn't think, why do you have to look at me to say this? Like, what'd you expect? You never even asked for it.

Well, I didn't know you had it. I feel like it's pretty implied that if we're in a fight and the reason that we're losing the fight is because I have protection too, that I would need better armor. Okay, well, I didn't know you needed it.

I hope they find you. Come on, man.

You just got killed by a thousand players.

Yeah, I'll go.

Don't worry, if you die, I'll lead a life of vengeance.

I'm not gonna die. I have actual equipment now.

♪♪♪ Is that young guy here?

Yes.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! well okay everyone please and everyone

why are there warning what the listen if you take your armor off now and give up dude I've killed like 300 of your guys you don't really have any leverage to be talking here I can't. Why are there so many wardens here?

I feel like they've team killed.

Yeah, I don't think you're making out of this in a lot, buddy.

Are you talking to me?

Sure.

Can someone please break his arm?

I just stacked some dishes.

Bro.

Dude, you're in 3-4th iron armor. I'll get Turtle Master.

Who just spawned a warden?

Bro has infinite armor. I'm going to get the warden.

I'm going to get a warden?

Bro has infinite durability, this is so stupid.

I'm mining the skull.

You're mining the skull for durability? so I'm gonna get flat flash, I'm trash though.

Well it doesn't matter.

Oh my, okay. Is that necessary man? Is that really necessary man?

Jesus.

Okay, I, this is, this is unwinnable.

We really, everyone retreat.

Retreat!

Everyone back to speed, just retreat. Everyone leave. Retreat.

Retreat.

Retreat.

Retreat. Retreat! Everyone retreat!

RIP it!

I was so mad, I was like, is it this way? I can't see anything! Is it this way? No that's impossible. This way, this way, this way.

Everyone, everyone, east, east, east!

No, I think you guys can take this. I mean, you got like 100 people on me right now. This is kinda scary.

Oh. My.

Kinda like I can't instantly fly out and mend my armor or anything. You know, was it really smart for you guys to not retreat with the group? Put someone tied to a warden still! Alright, let's find egg. I was just pretending like you don't worry bro. I don't think I killed everyone I think a lot of them are treated. There's some people in here.

Yeah you guys can yeah if you guys are chillers I mean I won't kill you guys. I see you bro Why did you go back into the cage and take off all of your gather cage?

Did you finally bury your fangs and kill all of them?

The most let's go. Okay. What do you mean the most?

Bear my fangs and kill them all

Dude, we only have one life on this server. I want to do I want to spend that life doing the most

Also, can you store this loot so we can sell it later I Dude, we only have one life on this server. I want to spend that life doing the most.

Also, can you store all this loot so we can sell it later? I actually am completely out of inventory space. They actually never made me give up my item life.

Yeah, I don't really have inventory space too. I don't think this equipment was even that great to be honest. Also, there's a warden's here, so just be careful of that.

I gotcha. I can hear his heartbeat.

Aw man, that was crazy bro. They like evacuated the whole civilization. And now everything is all griefed and messed up man. But at least me and you, we survived. And that's special man, that's special. Alright, anyways, it's time for me to really get down to brass tacks. Really, really get down to business here.

Oh, oh!

Whoa, whoa, what the heck? Yo, yo, chill out. What do you want me to do?

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